1. Oh, yeah.
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2. I'm Philip Davidson.
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3. Detective Jake Peralta
asked me to drop by.
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4. Mmm, the dentist
who murdered someone.
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5. Spoiler alert,
they think you did it.
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6. Can you show him to
Interrogation Room C, please?
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7. Have fun in there.
Thank you.
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8. What are you smiling about?
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9. How uncomfortable
this guy is.
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10. Jacked up the thermostat,
got the table all sticky,
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11. made one of the chair legs
too short, and worst of all,
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12. I had Gina greet him.
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13. What did you have her do?
Be herself.
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14. Poor son of a bitch.
Yeah.
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15. Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
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16. Kevin and I are
attending the opera.
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17. Ooh, the opera.
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18. Is it the one
Bugs Bunny sings?
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19. Yes.
Okay.
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20. So, who's this?
This is Philip Davidson.
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21. What do we have on him?
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22. Clear motive, clear means,
and a nonexistent alibi,
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23. but the D.A.
won't bring a charge
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24. because he says
it's all circumstantial.
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25. We want to bring this guy down,
have to get him to confess
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26. right here, right now.
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27. Mmm. An interrogation
with a ticking clock
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28. and everything on the line?
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29. I better call Kevin and tell him
I won't be attending the opera.
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30. There's someone else
I'd rather hear sing.
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31. Oh, damn!
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32. Hello, Kevin. I won't be
joining you at the opera tonight...
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33. Oh, sorry, I didn't
know you were on the phone already.
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34. Oh, damn!
It's under my name, H-O-L...
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35. You're right. He did it.
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36. But we have no murder weapon,
no witnesses,
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37. and you really didn't find any
usable forensic evidence?
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38. The body was discovered
rotting in the Pine Barrens.
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39. It'd been rained on for weeks
and chewed up by coyotes.
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40. The only other DNA
other than the vic's
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41. was some bear semen
found in the hair.
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42. Right. Who found the body?
Hikers.
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43. You're really just gonna blow
past the bear semen detail?
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44. I imagine a bear mistook
the rotting corpse
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45. for a female of its species
and had intercourse with it.
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46. Nothing I haven't seen before.
It isn't?
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47. Let's get in here.
Start working this guy.
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48. Oh. You're gonna
come in with me.
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49. I just thought maybe
you'd watch from out here,
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I'm getting too hot.
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51. Call me a loose cannon.
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52. You know, classic
Captain stuff.
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53. Peralta, do you know
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54. what I miss most about
being a detective?
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55. A good interrogation.
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56. Breaking suspects down.
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57. Talking quietly and then
talking real loud.
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58. Looking away and then looking
right in their eyes.
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59. Leaning.
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60. That was amazing.
So, can I join you?
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61. Well, a lot of these
techniques do work better
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62. with two people,
you know, good cop/bad cop,
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and Hong Kong cop,
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65. AKA the Rush Hour.
You know what? Let's do this.
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66. Let's break this
son of a bitch!
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67. Hello, Philip.
Detective.
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68. This is Captain Raymond Holt.
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69. He's a bit of a legend
in interrogation circles.
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70. Hey, Cap, who's the scariest person
you've ever gotten a confession out of?
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71. Connie Buttons.
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72. Okay, thought it was gonna
sound a little cooler,
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73. but no matter.
So, shall we recap the night
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74. that Robert Tupper was
murdered Friday the 22nd?
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75. I believe you were
the last person
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77. No. I'd imagine whoever
killed him saw him after I did.
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You're quick, like a cat.
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Like Great Tiger.
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80. From Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!
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around the ring.
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82. Most people thought it was
impossible to get past him.
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83. I beat him every time.
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he gets dizzy.
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85. Really?
I mean, duh.
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86. Everyone knows that.
Tell us about Friday.
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87. I had
a late afternoon surgery.
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88. Simple gum graft.
It wrapped around 6:00,
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89. and then Robert and I
talked after.
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90. And who else was
in the office?
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and anesthesiologist
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who usually locks up,
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grandson had a school play.
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94. So it was just
you and Robert.
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That's lucky.
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96. It wasn't lucky because
there was nothing to witness.
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97. Robert just wanted to talk
about firing
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assistants, Cheryl.
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Yeah.
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100. Nothing else?
Nah.
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101. Zero other subjects
were mentioned?
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102. None. Not even how
gross gum grafts are?
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103. They're really not
that gross. Liar!
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104. About the gum graft thing,
and about the meeting.
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105. We just talked about Cheryl.
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106. Right. And, of course,
there's no way for me
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107. to check if that's true,
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Robert's phone
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110. Except... It was all backed up
on his home laptop.
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111. Would you like to hear what he
said the meeting was about?
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112. "7:00 p.m.
Talked with Philip about..."
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113. Missing meds.
Ooh.
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114. Did I get that right?
Uh, yeah.
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115. But "missing meds" hardly
sounds like "firing Cheryl,"
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to explain...
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was stealing Diazepam.
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118. That's why he wanted
to fire her.
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120. Uh...
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121. Boy, you really thought you
had him with that one, huh?
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122. Well, I...
You got so excited for it.
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123. Let me guess, you, ah,
practiced that notebook flip?
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124. Well, yes, obviously.
I'd like to move on,
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125. unless you have any other
big revelations in here.
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126. Let's see. "From Gomez.
Dear Morticia,
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127. "I feel so happy when
I'm wit' ya."
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128. I was just spit-balling
wedding vows there.
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129. So you said you and Robert
were partners,
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130. but it was Robert's name
on the business, correct?
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131. Yeah. He started the practice
and then I joined after.
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132. Uh, Captain, something's
come up in the case.
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133. Can I talk to you outside
for a sec?
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134. What the hell are you
doing in there?
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135. You totally undermined me.
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136. I know, and I apologize,
but I'm executing a strategy.
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137. Oh, really, and what
strategy might that be?
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138. Make Jake feel like an idiot,
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139. or make Jake feel
self-conscious about his
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140. Addams Family themed
wedding vows rap?
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141. No, I want Philip to
underestimate you and fear me.
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142. I'll badger him with my
superior intellect,
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143. while simultaneously
belittling you.
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144. Once Philip dismisses you
as a threat,
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145. I'll leave you alone with him,
and he'll let his guard down.
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146. If I didn't know any better,
I would say you're describing
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148. Look, I thought you had him
on the calendar reveal.
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150. You got flustered,
and I realized
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use this to our advantage.
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152. So what do you want me to do,
ask stupid questions?
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grammatical errors,
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just ask him to confess...
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155. Ooh, relate everything back
to those movies you've seen.
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156. Kind of seems like a shot at
me about Die Hard, but okay.
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157. This is not a comment
on you, Peralta.
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158. I just want to bring
this guy down.
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159. Yeah, that's all I want too.
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160. And to possibly say,
"You can't handle the tooth."
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comes up naturally.
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It might.
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It can't.
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166. Dumb cop.
I got that.
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167. Yeah.
Well done.
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168. Mmm-hmm.
So, the night of the murder,
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in the surgical suite.
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170. Why there?
Why not your office?
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171. I was just preparing for
the next day's surgeries.
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who does that?
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173. I'm a meticulous person.
I'm careful how I do things.
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174. So careful that you...
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175. I'm sorry, I forgot what
I was gonna say.
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176. Come back to me.
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177. Now, we did a sweep
of the room
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179. Talked.
Right, talked.
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180. The entire room
had been scrubbed.
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industrial sterilization
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183. to remove all traces
of blood and DNA.
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every day.
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what I was gonna ask.
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No.
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I would've had you!
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after you and Robert fought...
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but you didn't take your car?
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192. I went to a bar,
The Scotchman.
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so I took a cab.
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have your phone?
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in my office
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already out of the building.
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197. Oh, man, if I go ten minutes
without looking at my phone,
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on my little farm.
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digital squash, Peralta.
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201. Fine.
Talking about your phone.
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that I forgot it?
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pinging off the cell tower.
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Didn't have it on me.
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to this bar.
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employees of the Scotchman.
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Nobody remembers seeing me.
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did you kill him?
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it's not surprising
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crowded that night,
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corner talking to this woman, Dana.
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ran all the credit card receipts,
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any drinks that night.
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buying her own drinks.
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No.
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Hmm?
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Let's take a five.
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interview going solo.
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222. Of course. I'm sure
that'll be, um,
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we start-a-rooski?
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we should just wait
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wouldn't you?
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are questions.
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231. And here they come. What
kind of car did Robert drive?
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what color was her hair,
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the cleaning crew
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to where the body was found,
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at the office,
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computer or an outlet,
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did your cab driver look like?
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waste of time.
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Dana's hair was blonde,
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and Saturdays,
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in 20 years,
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into the wall,
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and an earring.
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his license number.
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Yeah.
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"did you kill him" gambit.
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that you knew
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New York,
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been released to the public.
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255. Well, hello, Dolly.
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256. I can't believe you thought
I was the dumb cop.
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Planet Earth.
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you want to know about
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where the body was found,
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like something
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would've known.
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264. Actually...
Robert's wife told me.
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comforting her.
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that info,
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she didn't.
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268. Well, she's been distraught.
She might not remember.
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269. Uh-huh. Flimsy. So what
did you mean when you said
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to Vernon in 20 years?
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271. My uncle has a cabin there.
I would visit him as a kid.
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272. Wow. So your uncle
owns a cabin
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the body was found.
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for 20 years.
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if you want.
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277. Oh, we are. So you might
as well just confess now,
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278. or we can take our sweet time
like
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280. Either way, we've got you.
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281. We don't have him. But I
just told him we did have him.
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282. Philip's uncle said he hasn't
been to the cabin in months
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283. and he hasn't spoken to Philip
in over a year.
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284. Well, what about
the neighbors?
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285. There's only one other house
off that road
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286. and we haven't been able
to contact the owner.
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287. Yeah, but Philip doesn't know
that. He's rattled right now.
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saw him that night,
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So you want us to lie?
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290. No, I want me to lie
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291. and for you to stand behind me
and say, like, three
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really get cooking.
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293. All right, fine,
two "oh, damn's."
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294. One "oh,
damn?" There will be no "oh, damn's."
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295. But it will be so satisfying
in your deep, powerful voice.
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296. We're not lying.
It's legal.
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297. The Supreme Court said that we're
allowed to lie in an interrogation.
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298. I told a perp that I knew
Steph Curry a couple days ago.
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299. It had nothing to do
with the case,
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300. but I could say it.
It's a tactical mistake.
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happened that night.
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302. But what if Philip never
went to the cabin?
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303. He did. I can feel it here.
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304. Your stomach?
No, my gut.
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is lower.
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closer to your pubis.
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307. I'm good.
Suppose you're wrong.
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308. Now Philip knows
we have nothing.
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309. There goes our credibility
and our leverage.
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310. No, we need
a different strategy,
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How about this...
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the two-sided mirror,
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He's like,
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will do that,
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he's capable of?"
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get angry well.
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Remember how angry I got
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from Dragonstone
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That was intense.
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and a big goofy grin.
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by a children's cereal mascot.
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324. Hey, some of those are scary.
Count Chocula much?
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I see your point. What do you suggest?
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his personal space.
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Okay, fine.
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329. So, Philip, you're hanging
out at the bar with "Dana."
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331. I got in the cab around 3:30.
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a cab in that neighborhood.
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a ride-sharing service?
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remember?
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No.
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I was watching taxi TV.
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Fallon highlights.
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Slow-jamming the news.
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Amy Adams.
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Famous actress.
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Wow.
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fillings in there.
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replace 'em with porcelain.
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344. Okay, but why... And that is
some serious plaque buildup.
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No, no, no.
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347. Good God, when is the
last time you had a cleaning?
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349. Not only did we not break him,
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to the dentist?
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351. We need a new strategy.
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for you, Doctor.
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356. Doctor. Huh.
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call dentists "doctor."
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of medical school.
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"dental school."
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the entire body.
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wouldn't call a dentist.
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to get into dental school
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365. Well, because there
are fewer dental schools.
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to become actual doctors.
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like we're college professors
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369. Not the same thing,
my friend. Well, sure it is.
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heart attack on a plane,
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here have an Art History PhD?"
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a doctor.
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374. Maybe let's refocus. No! The problem
here is that medical practitioners
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the word "doctor."
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I know we live in a world
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mean anything,
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about etymolo...
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that's a trigger for me.
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But you know what often works?
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his victim.
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in the eyes
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his full name.
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His middle name's Henry.
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Work that in.
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Work it into the full name.
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on your face.
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so tears come to your eyes.
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397. Man, this guy is
a good murderer!
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some way to break him.
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I just had an idea.
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trying that. It never works.
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relationship with Robert.
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404. We got along well.
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405. So you never fought, at all.
About anything.
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406. I mean, we worked together.
We disagreed sometimes.
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407. But we had
a good partnership.
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408. He never, for instance,
skipped a party
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409. so he could micromanage me
as I tried to do my job.
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410. That's what's happening
here, right?
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411. That's why you're
wearing the tuxedo?
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412. I skipped the opera,
not a party, it's no big deal.
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413. Yeah, it's
the Bugs Bunny one.
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414. And I'm not here
to micromanage anyone.
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415. I'm here because I enjoy
interrogating scum.
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416. Scum like you.
That was implied.
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417. I just thought we had
a good rhythm going.
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418. We do. Okay.
I know. Okay.
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419. You don't think the fact
that he skipped the opera
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420. has anything to do with
him not believing in you?
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421. He believes in me.
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422. Okay. Why did he
make you dumb cop?
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423. He didn't make me dumb cop,
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424. not that it's any
of your business.
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425. We agreed on it
as a strategy.
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426. Right, but why wasn't
he dumb cop?
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427. Please. You never would
have bought that.
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428. What?
It's just that, um,
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429. between the two of us,
you are more believable as a...
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430. Dumb?
Yes, dumb.
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431. Uh, the... The dumber of two
smart options.
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432. Wow. Rough.
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433. All right, that's enough.
You're not interrogating us.
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434. We're interrogating you.
Exactly.
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435. Tell us about that Diazepam.
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436. If Cheryl didn't take it,
then who did?
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437. Because we're pretty sure
it was you.
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438. Honestly, it could have been
any one of our employees.
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439. They all have access
to the storage room.
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440. You know, it's silly, but,
uh...
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441. I trust the people
who work for me.
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442. I'm telling you, Captain Holt
is only in here
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443. because I want him here.
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444. Really?
So you're in charge?
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445. And all those strategies you've
been coming after me with,
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446. those were all your ideas?
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447. Right.
The guitar thing was mine.
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448. And you signed off on that?
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449. Well...
Seriously?
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450. Ooh, this is sad.
Shut up.
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451. I just feel bad for you.
I said shut up.
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452. Your boss thinks you're an idiot,
that can't feel good.
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453. All right, listen,
you son of a bitch,
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454. you think you're
smarter than us?
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455. You think you've
gotten away with it?
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456. You haven't.
We're gonna find something.
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457. One skin cell, one eyelash,
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458. one tiny inconsistency
in your story,
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459. and you're gonna spend
the rest of your life in prison.
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460. Everyone who loves you
will leave,
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461. and you will die alone!
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462. And at that time,
it will be your head
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463. that a bear has sex with!
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464. I'm pretty sure
you're going for angry,
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465. but in my mind,
it just seems like
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466. when a Muppet gets upset
and starts going like...
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467. Oh, you want angry?
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468. I'll show you angry!
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469. Do you feel like
I lost the upper hand?
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470. Because I still think
it's about 50/50.
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471. I told you getting angry
wouldn't work.
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472. Well, your brilliant ideas
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473. haven't gotten us
anywhere either.
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474. I'm telling you,
the only thing that's gonna work
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475. is lying about the cabin.
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476. That would be
a huge mistake.
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477. It'll work.
No, it will backfire
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478. and jeopardize
the entire case.
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479. Oh, so Philip is right,
you don't trust me at all.
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480. Stop it! You know you're
one of my best detectives.
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481. So let me do this my way.
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482. I did. I let you do it
your way,
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483. and it was a disaster.
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484. I had to jump in with
the dumb cop gambit
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485. to rescue the interrogation.
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486. I'm sorry.
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487. I know
you're frustrated, Peralta.
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488. But the fact is,
we don't have enough.
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489. We may not get a confession.
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490. It happens.
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491. You're right.
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492. I'm sorry.
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493. This guy has just really
gotten under my skin.
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494. Mine too.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom
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495. and try and clear my head.
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496. I think that's a good idea.
Good.
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497. Oh, no, Peralta,
what are you doing?
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498. Guess what, you dick?
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499. I just got off the phone
with Vernon PD.
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500. Oh, no, no, no.
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501. Your uncle's neighbors
saw you go into the cabin
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502. the night of the murder.
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503. They ID'd your photo.
I've got you dead to rights.
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504. Interesting.
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505. But, uh, my uncle only has
one neighbor,
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506. and I'm pretty sure
he didn't identify me.
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507. Oh, really?
Because you were so careful?
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508. Because he's been
dead three years.
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509. Well.
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510. I'm friends with Steph Curry.
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511. So...
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512. So, this is how
it looks to me.
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513. You were lying in an attempt
to frame my client.
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514. No, no, no, no. Look
Even if we were lying
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515. about having a witness... Which
you are. The neighbor's dead.
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516. No, it could've
been a squatter
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517. or a hunter
or a squatting hunter,
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518. not all hunters have homes...
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519. Peralta's point is, legally,
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520. he can say whatever
the hell he wants
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521. in an interrogation.
True.
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522. But that doesn't
play so well with juries.
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523. You screwed up,
and my client's leaving.
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524. No! He can't leave
until I dismiss him.
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525. You've had him
for 10 hours
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526. and 45 minutes.
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527. Fifteen more and we file
a harassment claim.
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528. Great! Then I'll just
keep him for 14 minutes.
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529. Seriously?
Just to be childish?
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530. Yuh-doy!
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531. I told you not to lie!
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532. What were you thinking?
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533. I thought it would work.
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534. And I wanted to be
the one that got him.
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535. Is this about your ego?
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536. Are you that desperate for
everyone to know how great you are?
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537. It's not about everyone.
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538. Okay? It's just...
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539. I wanted you to know.
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540. Oh, my God.
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541. I got it!
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542. He's not answering
any questions.
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543. That's okay.
I have no questions.
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544. That's right.
I'm about to monologue, son.
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545. You better make it quick.
You only got eight minutes.
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546. All right, then let me
paint you a picture.
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547. Of Philip,
a successful periodontist
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548. that's become addicted
to Diazepam,
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549. a sedative I take because
I'm junkie scum.
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550. Also, for real, addiction
is a disease.
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551. I would be super empathetic
if you hadn't murdered a man.
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552. What is the point of this?
I'll get there.
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553. So, one day I'm working late
when my boss Robert surprises me.
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554. He found out I was
stealing meds,
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555. again, junkie scum,
also again, not your fault.
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556. There's a major genetic
component to addiction.
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557. He says he's gonna file
a police report.
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558. I could lose my license.
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559. We fight, and something in me
just snaps,
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560. so I grab the first thing I can find,
and I hit him with it.
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561. You still have
no murder weapon.
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562. I do now.
Here's a pic I found on Yelp
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563. of the surgical suite
six months ago,
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564. and here is a shot that our
crime scene photographer
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565. took of the same room
two weeks after the murder.
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566. Notice any differences?
We're not answering that.
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567. That's all right, I can just
tell you myself.
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568. The Yelp shot has six of these
heavy-looking glass awards
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569. from the Brooklyn
Periodontics Society
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570. in the background, whereas
this shot only has five.
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571. What happened to number six?
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572. You murdered Robert with it!
I didn't.
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573. You lost all control and
you bludgeoned him to death.
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574. There must have been blood
everywhere, but you got lucky.
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575. You were in the surgical
suite, it can be sterilized.
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576. You never would have
gotten away with it
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577. in your carpeted office.
That's not what happened.
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578. Don't say
anything more, Philip.
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579. And your office manager would
have heard all of the screaming,
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580. but she was at her
grandson's play.
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581. Lucky again.
You're wrong.
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582. You put Robert's body
into a wheelchair
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583. and shoved it in the elevator.
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584. It's a miracle there
wasn't blood everywhere.
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585. That's not true.
Now you're in the garage
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586. with a corpse. You panicked
and left your phone in your office,
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587. and you don't have your car keys,
but Robert's are in his pocket
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588. so you put him
in his car and you take off.
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589. No. You can't believe
what you've done.
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590. No.
Philip.
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591. You're flustered. You have no GPS,
so you just start driving.
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592. No!
Philip!
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593. Next thing you know,
you're in the Pine Barrens,
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594. and it hits you, your uncle's
cabin. He has a place there.
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595. You're the luckiest
son of a bitch...
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596. It wasn't luck!
Yes, it was.
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597. You got lucky at every turn!
No.
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598. I knew exactly
where I was driving,
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599. I left my phone in
the office on purpose,
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600. I was in the surgical suite
by design,
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601. and I didn't use
some glass award
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602. that any idiot would
clearly see was missing.
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603. I made a rod out
of a special dental polymer,
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604. killed him with it,
then melted it back down.
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605. It's already in a patient's
mouth... Son!
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606. Oh, damn.
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607. Oh, damn.
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608. Oh, damn!
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609. And that is three
"oh, damn's."
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610. Oh, damn!
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611. Oh. Fresh air.
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612. Wow, I don't say that a lot.
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613. There's one thing I still
don't understand.
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614. Did you know you had
the wrong murder weapon?
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615. Ah, excellent question, sir.
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616. Yes. I spotted the missing
dental award
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617. when I first took the case.
I asked around weeks ago.
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618. Turns out a cleaning lady
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619. knocked it over
and shattered it.
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620. Then why did you run in there
like that?
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621. Because in talking to you,
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622. I realized what Philip's
worst fear actually was,
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623. that we would think he was
just some dummy that got lucky.
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624. Right.
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625. He had planned
the perfect crime.
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626. And it killed him when you said
he was sloppy and impulsive.
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627. He needed us to know
how smart he was.
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628. Right. Like someone else
I know.
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629. Yup.
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630. Kevin.
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631. I'm proud of you, Peralta.
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632. Thank you, sir.
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633. Now let's go get some sleep.
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634. Hey, guys.
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635. My goodness.
We're almost late for work.
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636. Oh. Well, in that case,
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638. Good morning, Peralta.
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