1. - Papa, papa,
come in here!Copy !req
2. - Hey, papa's here.Copy !req
3. - Papa, I'm so scared.Copy !req
4. There's a monster in my closet.Copy !req
5. - Oh, buddy.
Shh.Copy !req
6. It's okay, I'm here.Copy !req
7. Monster's aren't real,
my little pierogi.Copy !req
8. - But I saw it.
It was big and hairy.Copy !req
9. - You just had
a nightmare, buddy.Copy !req
10. - No, it was real!Copy !req
11. - I'm sure it felt that way.Copy !req
12. But I am gonna open
this closet,Copy !req
13. And I'm gonna show you
that there's nothing in there.Copy !req
14. - Don't do that, papa!Copy !req
15. - See? Nothing—Copy !req
16. - whoo!Copy !req
17. ah, hey, chuck.Copy !req
18. It's pimento.Copy !req
19. - And now nikolaj says
he's too frightenedCopy !req
20. To ever sleep again,
so that's just superduper.Copy !req
21. - I don't understand
what he's so scared about.Copy !req
22. If I was there to kill him,
he never would've heard me.Copy !req
23. - A thing you told him
several times.Copy !req
24. - God, nikolaj is having
such a rich childhood.Copy !req
25. - Can we back up?Copy !req
26. What were you doing
in boyle's closetCopy !req
27. In the first place?
- Well, I still had a keyCopy !req
28. From when I was crashing there
last year, and I wantedCopy !req
29. To shower and anoint my body
with essential oilsCopy !req
30. Before I saw rosa.
Duh.Copy !req
31. - Well, she's gonna be
so psyched that you're back.Copy !req
32. - Where have you been
all this time?Copy !req
33. Figgis has been locked up
for a month.Copy !req
34. - I was in prison
in uzbekistan.Copy !req
35. It's actually not as bad
as it sounds.Copy !req
36. - I deserve this!Copy !req
37. - Why were you in jail?Copy !req
38. - Ah, I got shot down smuggling
ammo to a rebel group,Copy !req
39. Flying an old soviet prop plane.Copy !req
40. They tortured us.Copy !req
41. Made me eat
my co-pilot's tongue.Copy !req
42. Oof, now I've
got a taste for it.Copy !req
43. - The important thing is
you're safe and soundCopy !req
44. And back in brooklyn.Copy !req
45. - Thank you, captain.Copy !req
46. Ooh, you smell good!
Wowza.Copy !req
47. - And end of hug.
- Okay.Copy !req
48. - I'll see about
getting you reinstatedCopy !req
49. To the nypd immediately.Copy !req
50. - I think this deserves
another hug.Copy !req
51. - Me too.
- Nope.Copy !req
52. One was sufficient.
- Cool.Copy !req
53. - Pimento, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
54. - You're the son of a bitch!Copy !req
55. - Oh, we'll see
who's a son of a bitch.Copy !req
56. - Oh, yes, we will.Copy !req
57. - aww.Copy !req
58. It's so sweet.Copy !req
59. and violent.Copy !req
60. - Yeah, this is awkward.Copy !req
61. I'm sure they'll stop soon.Copy !req
62. - And it's escalating.
Let's go.Copy !req
63. - I left my phone
in the briefing room.Copy !req
64. It's been 20 minutes.
You think they're still—Copy !req
65. - They're not doing anything.Copy !req
66. Kissing just turned into talk.Copy !req
67. It's like, why even work here?Copy !req
68. - Listen up!
We have an announcement to make.Copy !req
69. - When I was in
that uzbek prison,Copy !req
70. Choking on my own bloodCopy !req
71. Because my face
was being beaten in,Copy !req
72. I realized,
life is funny!Copy !req
73. - That's what you realized?Copy !req
74. - Mm-hmm.
- And it's short.Copy !req
75. We're picking up
where we left offCopy !req
76. When adrian went into hiding.Copy !req
77. We're getting married tomorrow.Copy !req
78. - Tomorrow.
That's real quick.Copy !req
79. - Thank you, sarge.Copy !req
80. And we want it
to be beautiful,Copy !req
81. And lush, and romantic,Copy !req
82. Just like a nancy meyers movie.Copy !req
83. - She's our favorite director.
- Aw.Copy !req
84. I love "you've got mail."Copy !req
85. - That's nora ephron, you idiot.
- I know.Copy !req
86. - Wait, hold up.Copy !req
87. Planning a wedding like that
in 14 hours would beCopy !req
88. The greatest organizational
challenge in history.Copy !req
89. How are you gonna do it?Copy !req
90. - I was kinda hoping you would.Copy !req
91. - I thought I was supposed
to get you guysCopy !req
92. The wedding present!Copy !req
93. Of course I will!
- That's my girl.Copy !req
94. all right.Copy !req
95. Listen up, people.Copy !req
96. The next 14 hours
are gonna be hell,Copy !req
97. But in the end
you will have the satisfactionCopy !req
98. Of knowing that you've finally
done something worthwhileCopy !req
99. With your lives.
- I kinda thinkCopy !req
100. The police work we do—
- eh-eh-eh!Copy !req
101. I don't have time to stroke
your damn ego, sergeant.Copy !req
102. Let's make a wedding!Copy !req
103. - Hey, jake.Copy !req
104. I need a wedding favor.Copy !req
105. - Of course.
Anything.Copy !req
106. Except killing someone,
or maiming someone,Copy !req
107. Or breaking the law in any way,
or nudity.Copy !req
108. Also I don't like waking up
super early in the morning—Copy !req
109. You know what, why don't
you just tell me what you want?Copy !req
110. - Cool, I need to go
to neustadter, new york.Copy !req
111. I gotta pick up a pair
of ruby earrings I pawnedCopy !req
112. Before I went into hiding.Copy !req
113. - Neustadter's like
six hours away.Copy !req
114. I'm not so sure we can
get there and back in time.Copy !req
115. - Jake, there's no wedding
without the earrings.Copy !req
116. My grandmother wore them
on her wedding day,Copy !req
117. And said they blessed her union.Copy !req
118. Do you want this union
to be blessed, jake?Copy !req
119. Or do you want this union
to be friggin' unblessed?Copy !req
120. - Blessed, totally blessed.
I'll do it, it's fine.Copy !req
121. But I should warn you,
my car is a piece of junkCopy !req
122. And it's always breaking down.
- Ah, come on!Copy !req
123. The universe isn't gonna
let anything bad happenCopy !req
124. To two best friends...
Unless we're in a fiery crash,Copy !req
125. And our bodies are burned
beyond recognition.Copy !req
126. Ooh, gina's got jelly beans!Copy !req
127. - Pimento, no.Copy !req
128. Bad.
- Sorry, gina.Copy !req
129. - That was amazing.Copy !req
130. He actually listens to you.Copy !req
131. Hey, you should come
with us on this trip.Copy !req
132. You know, in case
he starts acting—Copy !req
133. - Bat crap loony tunes.
- Yes.Copy !req
134. You can use your powers
to keep him in check.Copy !req
135. - Yeah, people fear me.
- Mm.Copy !req
136. - The only reason
I'm not your boss right nowCopy !req
137. Is 'cause I'd hate
to do that to holt.Copy !req
138. He needs this.
- And also you're not a cop.Copy !req
139. - Well, you're not the basis
of a character on "empire,"Copy !req
140. Jake, but I don't throw that
in your face every damn day.Copy !req
141. - So you will come with us?
- Yeah, I'll be there.Copy !req
142. - You da man!
- Bye, girl!Copy !req
143. - See ya in the car, girl.Copy !req
144. - Okay.
First, the good news.Copy !req
145. I've generated a detailed
timeline broken downCopy !req
146. Into 30-second increments
to keep us on track.Copy !req
147. The bad news:
We're already 16.5 incrementsCopy !req
148. Behind schedule.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
149. Terry feels overwhelmed.Copy !req
150. - Good!
Use it!Copy !req
151. Neil armstrong was overwhelmed
when he walked on the moon,Copy !req
152. But you know what he did?Copy !req
153. He walked on the moon!Copy !req
154. Charles, you're in charge
of food.Copy !req
155. - I've been planning
a nuptial menuCopy !req
156. Since the day I met genevieve.Copy !req
157. Warning, it will be delicious
and highly erotic.Copy !req
158. - Your menu is not gonna involve
animal genitalia, is it?Copy !req
159. - No, I was gonna make...
Not that.Copy !req
160. - Terry,
you're on hair and makeup.Copy !req
161. I've seen your
little girls' pigtails,Copy !req
162. So I know you can do it.Copy !req
163. - They actually prefer
my hair work to their mommy's.Copy !req
164. I love their little heads.Copy !req
165. - terry, what's going on, man?Copy !req
166. - It's just a matter of time
before I'm doing their hairCopy !req
167. At their weddings.Copy !req
168. It goes so fast.
They're still babies!Copy !req
169. - Pull it together, jeffords!Copy !req
170. Scully and hitchcock,
you're in charge of seating.Copy !req
171. - Smart move, amy.
I've been calledCopy !req
172. The leonardo da vinci
of sitting on my ass.Copy !req
173. - Great.Copy !req
174. And, captain,
you can help me decorate.Copy !req
175. - I'm at your disposal,
just tell me what to do.Copy !req
176. I'm here to implement
your vision.Copy !req
177. - Well, we just wanna
keep it classy.Copy !req
178. - Got it.
Balloon arch.Copy !req
179. - What?
- Say no more, it's done.Copy !req
180. I'm off to the nearest
balloon store.Copy !req
181. - Okay, rosa.Copy !req
182. You go to the office,
have a couple bellinis,Copy !req
183. And just relax.
- What's a bellini?Copy !req
184. - Peach juice and champagne.Copy !req
185. - Peach juice and champagne?
What am I, six?Copy !req
186. come on, just try it.Copy !req
187. It's what nancy meyers
would drink.Copy !req
188. - Fine.
For nancy.Copy !req
189. - So, big day.
How you feeling, buddy?Copy !req
190. - Good, giddy.Copy !req
191. I've never felt giddy before.Copy !req
192. Didn't realize how close
it was to hungry.Copy !req
193. - You know, it's possible
you're just hungry.Copy !req
194. When's the last time you ate?
- Uh, three days ago?Copy !req
195. - Ah.
- You excited for being married?Copy !req
196. - Yeah!
I love rosa.Copy !req
197. I can't wait to just jam
my tongue in her earholes,Copy !req
198. And eat the hair off her head.Copy !req
199. Hoo! I'm giddy.
- Aw, that's cute.Copy !req
200. - All right, we're looking
for 381 smith street.Copy !req
201. It should be up here.Copy !req
202. Hopefully they still have
your earrings.Copy !req
203. - You sure we're looking
for 381?Copy !req
204. 'cause 381's looking
a little crispy.Copy !req
205. - Oh, no.
It burned down.Copy !req
206. How did this happen?Copy !req
207. - Uh, it's okay.
Everything's gonna be fine.Copy !req
208. We'll think of something,
all right?Copy !req
209. - Nope!Copy !req
210. This is a sign
from the universe.Copy !req
211. I can't marry rosa.Copy !req
212. Guys, the wedding's off.Copy !req
213. That's it!
We're not getting married.Copy !req
214. This is a disaster.
- Come on.Copy !req
215. I mean, they're just earrings,
right?Copy !req
216. We can get another pair,
or we could make some new ones.Copy !req
217. All we need is, like,
a blacksmith.Copy !req
218. Or a smelter—a smelt man.
That can't be right.Copy !req
219. The point is
you can still married.Copy !req
220. - No, jake.
You don't understand.Copy !req
221. The universe is
sending me a sign.Copy !req
222. And when the universe talks,
I listen!Copy !req
223. - Well, I personally don't even
really believe in signs, so...Copy !req
224. - What?
Then you deserve to die.Copy !req
225. - Ah...
- The sign was real.Copy !req
226. If I ignore it
and marry rosa anyway,Copy !req
227. I'm basically asking the
universe to stomp on my balls.Copy !req
228. - Okay, good point.Copy !req
229. Hey, gina,
I could use your help here.Copy !req
230. You wanna maybe
weigh in on this one?Copy !req
231. - Yeah, sure.Copy !req
232. You're right.
The marriage is cursed.Copy !req
233. - What? No!
You weighed in wrong.Copy !req
234. - I'm sorry, jake,
it's an omen.Copy !req
235. And I'm not taking your side
against the universe's.Copy !req
236. It's hundred of years old.
- What if there was somethingCopy !req
237. In the universe that could prove
to you that youCopy !req
238. Should still get married?
What would that be?Copy !req
239. - Finding his
grandma's earrings.Copy !req
240. Or we could cut rosa's ears off,
and then it's likeCopy !req
241. The earrings
don't even make sense.Copy !req
242. - Thank you!
Someone's trying to help.Copy !req
243. - Okay,
so the earrings.Copy !req
244. Maybe somebody bought themCopy !req
245. Before the place burned down,
right?Copy !req
246. We could track 'em down.Copy !req
247. And lookee here.Copy !req
248. I just got the owner's name.
That's good, right?Copy !req
249. - Okay, maybe there is
a little bit of hope.Copy !req
250. you're damn right there is.Copy !req
251. Suck it, universe!Copy !req
252. - Are you crazy?
- Why would you even say that?Copy !req
253. - Come on, man!Copy !req
254. - How are the chairs coming,
guys?Copy !req
255. - Shh.
We're working!Copy !req
256. - This one's good.
- Okay.Copy !req
257. So we'll go with that one?
- No, I said it was good.Copy !req
258. I didn't say it was right.Copy !req
259. - Wow, you're taking this
really seriously.Copy !req
260. - Amy,
will you taste this batter?Copy !req
261. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
262. Hmm...
I think it's a little off.Copy !req
263. - You know what's off?
Your mouth!Copy !req
264. Why jake lets your stupid tongue
anywhere near him,Copy !req
265. I'll never know.Copy !req
266. Nope, I forgot the sugar.
That's on me.Copy !req
267. - Whoa, you really made
the balloon arch.Copy !req
268. - Made? No.
I birthed her.Copy !req
269. There's no form more graceful
than the arch,Copy !req
270. No object more whimsical
than the balloon.Copy !req
271. - Yes, you and I think that,
but...Copy !req
272. What will rosa think?Copy !req
273. - Good point.Copy !req
274. Rosa would want a much,
much bigger balloon arch.Copy !req
275. Back to the balloon store.Copy !req
276. - Uh, amy?
We've got a problem.Copy !req
277. - What?
- Rosa's drunk.Copy !req
278. - Rosa?
No. How?Copy !req
279. - Bellinis rule!Copy !req
280. Nancy meyers, you've done it
again, you saucy bitch.Copy !req
281. - For the last time,
I don't have your earrings.Copy !req
282. They didn't survive the fire.Copy !req
283. - Aw, no,
this is really bad.Copy !req
284. - Well, not necessarily.
I mean, maybe the universeCopy !req
285. Allowed something else
to survive, you know?Copy !req
286. Like a rabbit's foot.
- I don't think you understandCopy !req
287. How pawn shops work.
- I don't think you understandCopy !req
288. How they work.
Yours burned down!Copy !req
289. I'm so sorry
you lost everything.Copy !req
290. I'm just really worked up.
No, please don't!Copy !req
291. Okay, so...Copy !req
292. I know that seemed like
a little bit of a dead end.Copy !req
293. - she's got the earrings.Copy !req
294. - She does?
- She stole all the merch,Copy !req
295. And then burned down the store.Copy !req
296. She was wearing a necklace
that I also pawned there.Copy !req
297. - Oh, snap!
Signs on signs on signs!Copy !req
298. - Are you sure
it's the same necklace?Copy !req
299. - Uh, yeah, jake.
I once punched itCopy !req
300. Through a guy's throat,
so I'm pretty sureCopy !req
301. I remember it.
- I stand corrected.Copy !req
302. All right,
I'm gonna call the local policeCopy !req
303. And get a warrant.
- Oh, don't bother.Copy !req
304. Let's just kick down the door,
and take back what's mine.Copy !req
305. - No! No, no, no.
That's a bad idea.Copy !req
306. - He's right.
Just use the lattice.Copy !req
307. The upstairs window's open.Copy !req
308. - No!
- Nice!Copy !req
309. - What are you doing?
- I'm trying to makeCopy !req
310. This wedding happen.
What are you doing?Copy !req
311. - Trying to keep us
out of prison.Copy !req
312. You know what, forget it.
I'll just deal with him myself—Copy !req
313. Nope, he's already on the roof.Copy !req
314. - Aha! Yeah, dog!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
315. - Rosa, what happened?
- Sorry.Copy !req
316. I didn't know you could drunk
off champers.Copy !req
317. I mean, it's half bubbles.
- Don't worry, amy.Copy !req
318. I got this.
I'm a master at sobering up.Copy !req
319. - Are you sure?
- Uh, you don't goCopy !req
320. To the renaissance faire
every weekend in your 20sCopy !req
321. Without learning
how to handle your mead.Copy !req
322. - Great.
Thanks, charles.Copy !req
323. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
324. - Charles,
I'm getting married today.Copy !req
325. - Yes, you are.Copy !req
326. And I'm gonna make sure
you are soberCopy !req
327. When that happens.
Now I just need cayenne pepperCopy !req
328. And some horse milk.
- Marriage is the best.Copy !req
329. Hey, how come you and genevieve
aren't married?Copy !req
330. Huh?
- Uh...Copy !req
331. You know, it's complicated.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
332. It's easy.
Bring her down here.Copy !req
333. We'll all get married!
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
334. She doesn't want that.
- Whoa, that sounds...Copy !req
335. - no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
336. No, no, no.
Uh-uh, no, no.Copy !req
337. Everything's great with us.Copy !req
338. I mean, if it was up to me,
we'd get hitched,Copy !req
339. But she had
a really bad divorce, so...Copy !req
340. - Oh, I'm sorry.
Does that upset you?Copy !req
341. - I'm good!
Yeah, I'm good!Copy !req
342. I'm so sad.Copy !req
343. I love her so much.Copy !req
344. I wanna marry her butt so bad.Copy !req
345. - To genevieve's butt!
- To genevieve's butt!Copy !req
346. - Look at all this crap.
See, I told you.Copy !req
347. They took all their merchandise,
and burned their store.Copy !req
348. - This is a bad idea.
We should leave now.Copy !req
349. - What? No.
All we're gonna doCopy !req
350. Is find the earrings,Copy !req
351. And then light this place
on fire for revenge.Copy !req
352. - Check it out!
Rainstick.Copy !req
353. Keeping it.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
354. That is a crime.
- Untrue.Copy !req
355. Once you steal something,Copy !req
356. None of your stuff
belongs to you.Copy !req
357. - I've heard that too.
- No, you haven't.Copy !req
358. No one has.
Put that down.Copy !req
359. - Okay.Copy !req
360. - Gina!
Be a quieter robber!Copy !req
361. - But you told me
to put it down.Copy !req
362. - Hi, we met earlier.Copy !req
363. - You're breaking into my house?Copy !req
364. - Or are you breaking into
our house?Copy !req
365. - Yeah.
- Dino! Robbers! Dino!Copy !req
366. - Aha!
I found the earrings!Copy !req
367. - Dino! Get up here!Copy !req
368. - Yeah, dino!
Get in here!Copy !req
369. So you can watch me
light your house on fire!Copy !req
370. - Whoa! Okay, everybody,
just keep it cool.Copy !req
371. Everybody be
chilly chill chill.Copy !req
372. - I am gonna slice
your face off!Copy !req
373. - Not chill, dino.Copy !req
374. - Let me in there,
you sons of bitches!Copy !req
375. - Wait, wait!Copy !req
376. The trellis won't hold all three
of us at the same time.Copy !req
377. - Smart.Copy !req
378. - Whoo!
- Ooh!Copy !req
379. That was awesome!
I love being a police officer!Copy !req
380. - That was the opposite
of being a police officer.Copy !req
381. We just robbed somebody.
- Who robbed us!Copy !req
382. The universe is back on track,
baby!Copy !req
383. We got grandma's earrings back!Copy !req
384. - And the rainstick!Copy !req
385. - Which you will be returning.
- Uh, sure I will.Copy !req
386. - How are we doing on traffic?Copy !req
387. - Green all the way.
- All right, looks likeCopy !req
388. We're actually gonna make it
in time for this wedding.Copy !req
389. Thank you, universe.Copy !req
390. Thank you for blessing
this marriage.Copy !req
391. Okay, I know
what you're thinking,Copy !req
392. But this is not a sign.Copy !req
393. I just have to pump the gas
twice, and turn it back on.Copy !req
394. This happens all the time.Copy !req
395. oh, boy.Copy !req
396. - This is the worst day
of my life.Copy !req
397. The universe doesn't want me
to marry rosa.Copy !req
398. - Look, it's gonna be fine.Copy !req
399. We'll get the car fixed
and make it back in time.Copy !req
400. Gina, when's the tow truck
getting here?Copy !req
401. - No idea, I'm talking
to my spiritual advisor.Copy !req
402. He says we have
an engine problem.Copy !req
403. - Yeah, I know, that's why
I said call a tow truck!Copy !req
404. - So you meant my spiritual
advisor is right?Copy !req
405. - Guys! This is my fault.
I should've just given upCopy !req
406. When fate burned down
the pawn shop, okay?Copy !req
407. Stupid adrian.
Stupid adrian!Copy !req
408. Idiot! Read the signs!
- Enough!Copy !req
409. I'm so sick
of this garbage, all right?Copy !req
410. The two of you need to stopCopy !req
411. Looking for signs everywhere—
oh, my god, a sign.Copy !req
412. - Whoo! He can fly!
Prop planes!Copy !req
413. You can fly, you can fly!Copy !req
414. - I'm a vessel
for the universe.Copy !req
415. - Wow.
The chairs look amazing.Copy !req
416. I can't believe you two aren't
my biggest problem today.Copy !req
417. - We're not?
Who is?Copy !req
418. - My arch.
Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
419. - I got eye-rolled to,
not about!Copy !req
420. - While pimento stares at rosa,Copy !req
421. We'll all be staring at...
Her.Copy !req
422. - Yes, we will.
- She's truly breathtaking.Copy !req
423. There's a double meaning
to that.Copy !req
424. The breath that it takes
to inflate all those balloons.Copy !req
425. Of course I used the hand pump,
but the bon mot still works.Copy !req
426. - oh, no! What's happening?Copy !req
427. Someone tell me
what's happening.Copy !req
428. - I got some more bad news.
- Oh.Copy !req
429. - Oh, wow.
That thing's huge.Copy !req
430. Didn't rosa want things
to be classy?Copy !req
431. I mean, she's getting married,
not finishing a marathon.Copy !req
432. - So says the hair guy.Copy !req
433. Stay in your lane, bucko.
Right, santiago?Copy !req
434. - The arch sucks!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
435. I didn't want to say anything
because you're my bossCopy !req
436. And you were so excited,
but the truth is every timeCopy !req
437. I look at it I wanna die
and take you with me.Copy !req
438. - Well, I wish
you'd said somethingCopy !req
439. Before I spent
all day making it.Copy !req
440. Of course,
you didn't want to...Copy !req
441. "burst my bubble."
pun intended.Copy !req
442. And then...
You did.Copy !req
443. - Forget the arch!
Charles didn't sober up rosa.Copy !req
444. She got him drunk!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
445. How drunk is he?Copy !req
446. - Remember the night
they cancelled "bunheads"?Copy !req
447. - We're ruined.
- It's fine.Copy !req
448. I'll handle it.
You got your hands full.Copy !req
449. yeah.Copy !req
450. - This is just 18 shots
of espresso.Copy !req
451. It got me through the first
three months of having twins,Copy !req
452. But I imagine it'll
sober you up too.Copy !req
453. - Aww,
he's taking care of you.Copy !req
454. Such a good father.Copy !req
455. - Ugh, I miss my father.Copy !req
456. I used to be daddy's little
girl, but we never talk anymore.Copy !req
457. - You don't?
- That's what happens.Copy !req
458. You grow up,
your bond with your dad goes...Copy !req
459. - No, it doesn't always happen.Copy !req
460. All right, not to special
daddies who put the time in.Copy !req
461. You know, read them stories,
do their little pigtails.Copy !req
462. - Really, sarge?Copy !req
463. Who do you think
used to do my pigtails?Copy !req
464. - Why can't they
stay babies forever?Copy !req
465. - Berlini!Copy !req
466. - Bellini!
- Bellini!Copy !req
467. - Okay, this is very scary,Copy !req
468. But it's okay,
because you're a trained pilot.Copy !req
469. - No, I'm not.
I'm self-taught.Copy !req
470. - What?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
471. You can learn anything online.Copy !req
472. Ooh, you should see me
do origami.Copy !req
473. - Oh, do you know
how to do a frog?Copy !req
474. - Oh, no!Copy !req
475. - Can you do a swan?
- No.Copy !req
476. - Can you do a crane?
- What's a crane?Copy !req
477. - Okay, he does not know
how to fly a plane.Copy !req
478. - All right, food is ready,
decorations are set,Copy !req
479. Guests should start arriving
any moment,Copy !req
480. And the chairs
are still perfection.Copy !req
481. - She said they're perfection.
I'm so proud of you, buddy.Copy !req
482. - It was you.
You made this happen.Copy !req
483. - All right!
Let's show rosa what we got.Copy !req
484. Wait.
Where is rosa?Copy !req
485. narc.Copy !req
486. - And that's why
you shouldn't drink.Copy !req
487. - Being drunk sounds terrible.Copy !req
488. - Hello, amy,
I didn't see you there.Copy !req
489. How did the wedding go?
- Terry!Copy !req
490. What the hell, man?
You said you were gonnaCopy !req
491. Sober them up.
- It was her fault.Copy !req
492. My girls are never gonna grow up
and lose their virginity.Copy !req
493. - I lost my v-card to the womanCopy !req
494. That refilled nana's
oxygen tanks.Copy !req
495. Her hands were so strong
from turning the nozzles.Copy !req
496. - this is a room of nightmares.Copy !req
497. - You're the nightmare.Copy !req
498. You made me kill
my balloon baby.Copy !req
499. Look at me.Copy !req
500. So drunk, I'm alliterating
like a beatnik.Copy !req
501. - Okay, everybody outside now!Copy !req
502. Just know that you brought this
on yourselves.Copy !req
503. - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
504. Can't we just go to sleep
for a winker?Copy !req
505. - We're way past winkers.Copy !req
506. Scully, hitchcock,
bring the frost.Copy !req
507. - No!Copy !req
508. - Nice job, you two.Copy !req
509. - We are nailing it today!Copy !req
510. - Hey!
We're back.Copy !req
511. Pimento's got the earrings,
guests are arriving—Copy !req
512. What the hell are you doing?
- Sobering these clowns up.Copy !req
513. All right,
everyone go get dressed.Copy !req
514. - you would not believeCopy !req
515. The day I've had.
- You and me both, sister.Copy !req
516. Rosa got drunk,
and then every timeCopy !req
517. I sent someone in to help her,
she got them drunk too!Copy !req
518. It's like she was trying
to tank this thing.Copy !req
519. - Yeah, well, pimento called off
the wedding three timesCopy !req
520. Because of the universe.
If I didn't know themCopy !req
521. Any better, I'd think they
don't even wanna get married.Copy !req
522. They don't wanna
get married!Copy !req
523. But is it even our place
to say something?Copy !req
524. No, right?
- Right?Copy !req
525. It's their decision,
even if it's a bad one.Copy !req
526. They could always get divorced.Copy !req
527. - People love getting divorced!
My parents got divorced,Copy !req
528. And all it did was scar our
family for years and years.Copy !req
529. - We have to say something.
- Yeah.Copy !req
530. - I suppose I can see
how a balloon archCopy !req
531. Might've been a little too much.
- Oh, yeah, for sure.Copy !req
532. - No, you're supposed to say,Copy !req
533. "this wedding looks
like garbage."Copy !req
534. - This wedding looks
like garbage.Copy !req
535. - No, no.
As long as the bride's happy.Copy !req
536. - Hey there, everyone.
Great wedding so far, right?Copy !req
537. Uh, next up,
we're gonna take a quick break,Copy !req
538. Which happens at every wedding,
but in the meantime,Copy !req
539. How about a little
entertainment?Copy !req
540. Boyle?
You got your devil sticks?Copy !req
541. - Always.Copy !req
542. - Hey, adrian.
- Yeah.Copy !req
543. - We gotta talk.
- Really? Right now?Copy !req
544. I'm working on my vows.
Hey!Copy !req
545. what rhymes with juicy heinie?Copy !req
546. - Nothing.
Nothing rhymes with that.Copy !req
547. I would cut that line.
- But that's all I have.Copy !req
548. - Forget it.
The thing I wanna say is,Copy !req
549. Maybe the universe wasn't
telling you stuff today.Copy !req
550. Maybe you were telling
yourself something.Copy !req
551. - Telling myself what?
- Yeah, tell himself what?Copy !req
552. - What are you doing here?
- I'm a part of this journey.Copy !req
553. Don't you dare
try to cut me out.Copy !req
554. - Wow,
you look beautiful.Copy !req
555. - Thanks, amy.Copy !req
556. I'm super nervous.Copy !req
557. Kinda wish I was still drunk.
- Yeah.Copy !req
558. About that...
I think we should talk.Copy !req
559. - Why?
are you packing a bellini?Copy !req
560. - Look, I spent the whole day
denying the factCopy !req
561. That there were signs,
but I was wrong.Copy !req
562. They were actually there.
- So far, duh.Copy !req
563. - The fact that you kept
cancelling your own wedding...Copy !req
564. That was the real sign.
- Whoa!Copy !req
565. You took the situation,
and you flippity-flopped it.Copy !req
566. - I don't think it was
an accident that you got drunk,Copy !req
567. Or that you got
everyone else drunk.Copy !req
568. - What? You think I'm trying
to sabotage my own wedding?Copy !req
569. - I don't know.
Were you?Copy !req
570. - Maybe I was.Copy !req
571. I don't know, something
just doesn't feel right.Copy !req
572. Oh, man,
I gotta talk to adrian.Copy !req
573. - I was my own sign
the whole time?Copy !req
574. Wow, that's a real
m. Night shyamalan twist the—Copy !req
575. Oh!
"signs"!Copy !req
576. - Wait, do you think
he's behind all of this?Copy !req
577. - I do not.Copy !req
578. - I should go talk to rosa.Copy !req
579. Thanks, jake.Copy !req
580. - Jake, you done good, kid.Copy !req
581. Glad I took you along
for the ride.Copy !req
582. - Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!Copy !req
583. - All right,
give it up for charles.Copy !req
584. - Yeah!Copy !req
585. - No, give it up
for the devil sticks.Copy !req
586. They're the real heroes here.
- No, they are not.Copy !req
587. No one thinks that.
All right, I'm not sureCopy !req
588. How much time we have,
but anybody know a joke?Copy !req
589. - Oh, I do!Copy !req
590. Two jews walk into a—
- no! Sit down!Copy !req
591. No, definitely not.
Oh!Copy !req
592. - All right,
we have an announcement to make.Copy !req
593. - We're not getting married.
Aww!Copy !req
594. - You can shove those "awws"
up your butts.Copy !req
595. - Yeah,
or I'll come out there,Copy !req
596. And I'll do it for ya!Copy !req
597. - What an interesting event.Copy !req
598. - I just feel like
we were rushing things.Copy !req
599. We love each other,Copy !req
600. But we haven't even really
spent that much time together.Copy !req
601. We've never even been
on a real date,Copy !req
602. So we're gonna start there.Copy !req
603. - Shut up!Copy !req
604. Thank you for the presents.
We're keeping them.Copy !req
605. - All of them.
- Yeah, if you got a problemCopy !req
606. With it, come talk to us
in the parking lot.Copy !req
607. - Also, in just 14 hours
amy put togetherCopy !req
608. The most amazing
non-wedding wedding in history.Copy !req
609. - Better than
"sleepless in seattle."Copy !req
610. - Nope.
That is also nora ephron.Copy !req
611. Kill yourself.
- Don't take it personally.Copy !req
612. - Anyway, we can't let all this
go to waste.Copy !req
613. Everybody, clear these chairs
out of here, and let's getCopy !req
614. This party started.
- No, not the chairs!Copy !req
615. - Don't touch the chairs,
you monsters!Copy !req
616. - Yeah?
- Oh, I just wanted to thank youCopy !req
617. For all your help yesterday.
- I didn't do much.Copy !req
618. It was nothing.Copy !req
619. Good day.
- What's going on?Copy !req
620. - I'm just very busy.
Get back to work.Copy !req
621. - Wait.
What do you have in there?Copy !req
622. - A balloon arch.Copy !req
623. - Oh, my god, captain.Copy !req
624. She is magnificent.Copy !req
625. - Vindication!Copy !req
626. - Not a doctor.
Shh.Copy !req