1. - People have come from
all over the city to mourn.
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at the age of four.
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6. Kit.
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7. - All right, Haley,
thank you for that.
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8. I think it's gonna be a long,
sad night for all of us, huh?
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9. - 2017 strikes again.
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10. - Indeed it does.
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we are just days away now
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for NYPD detectives
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13. Jake Peralta and Rosa Diaz.
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14. They were arrested
two months ago
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of bank robberies.
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16. - The pair are currently
out on bail
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face up to 15 years in prison.
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18. - Yeah, Anna, these disgraced
detectives were apprehended
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19. after a months-long
investigation by hero cop
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21. - They're guilty.
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22. Super duper guilty.
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23. - While there is little
to no public information
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Channel 12
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this isn't the first time
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on the wrong side of the law.
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cell phone footage
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29. - I just want to know
how he did it.
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30. He's a mind freak!
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31. A mind freak!
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32. - Okay,
update on our trial prep.
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33. This is our lawyer,
Samuel Miller,
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is in charge of our defense.
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35. - In every way.
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36. - Well, "many"
is part of "every."
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37. I'm facing
15 years in prison.
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38. Just let me have this.
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39. - Okay. So, prosecution's
case is strong.
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robbing a bank
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most esteemed detectives
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two dozen eyewitnesses.
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43. - Right, but
can't Captain Holt just testify
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from the inside?
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46. - Unfortunately, no.
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for your best friend.
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48. - That's not a law.
- No?
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- Not a law.
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50. - Well, point is, he didn't deny
we're best friends.
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51. - The investigation
was off the books.
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52. There's no evidence
proving it even existed.
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53. - Doesn't matter anyway.
We don't need your testimony,
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54. because we have...
the meat fork.
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55. - What?
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56. - Our two-pronged defense.
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to flip a steak on a grill.
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the meat fork to them.
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60. - Again, "meat fork" is fun,
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63. - We have it if we need it.
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64. Tell them
about the first prong.
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65. - We have airtight alibis
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bank robberies
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68. - Yes, I pulled time sheets,
witness statements,
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70. We can show that
both of you weren't present
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other robberies, except...
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72. March 12th.
Still not sure where Rosa was.
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73. - And you never will be.
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74. - Okay, reminder:
privacy is cool,
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for a long time.
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77. - Fine.
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78. I was at
a "La La Land" sing-along.
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79. - Really?
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80. - What's that?
- Enough.
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81. Just move on to the next prong.
- Yep.
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82. - Prosecution claims
you stole $26 million,
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that money to you in any way.
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84. - Yeah, I have negative $73
in my bank account.
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85. Ba-boom!
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86. - I'm somehow embarrassed
and proud of you
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88. - Yeah, that's my sweet spot.
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89. - Okay, so
that's where we stand.
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or comments?
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91. - Yes, there's something
I'd like to say.
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92. Don't lose.
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93. - Thought that was
gonna be longer.
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94. - I loved it.
- It was perfect.
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95. - Hey, Boyle.
How you doing there, bud?
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96. - I'm fine. I'm great.
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97. - Well, I hear your mouth
say that,
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is telling a different story.
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99. Feels like the stress
of the upcoming trial
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100. is starting to get to you.
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101. - Oh, is this about
my hair turning white?
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102. - Yes, definitely.
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103. - It's not just
the head hair.
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105. All. Of. It.
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106. - I get it.
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107. - It's like an Eagles concert
down there.
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108. Nothing but whites.
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109. - Understood.
You got white pubes.
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110. There's no need
to stress out.
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111. The lawyer's very confident.
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112. - Not good enough.
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113. I need to do everything I can
to save Jake.
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114. - Charles,
you're falling apart.
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115. And that's not
helping anyone.
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116. You need to get your
crap in order.
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117. - Okay, you're right.
I'll take a nap.
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118. I'll eat.
I'll dye my pubes.
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119. - You can dye all your hair.
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120. - No.
There's no time.
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121. - Hey. Big day.
How you feeling?
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122. - Good. Good.
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my innocent face.
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124. Check it out.
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125. "I'm a nice boy."
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126. - Oh, no.
I don't think that's doing
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128. - Oh.
Well, it doesn't matter,
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is my innocent face,
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130. because I'm innocent.
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131. - I know.
I just hope the jury knows too.
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132. Should we talk about
what happens
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133. if they somehow
find you guilty?
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134. - That's not happening.
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135. But what we should talk about
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136. is how we're gonna celebrate
when I win.
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137. I'm thinking we take a trip
to Paris or London, Rome,
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138. anywhere Jason Bourne
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139. has driven a car
down some stairs.
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140. - Paris sounds fun.
Or we could just go
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actually afford.
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142. - Oh, we can afford it.
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143. Don't forget I robbed a bank.
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on $26 million, baby!
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145. - Excuse me?
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146. - Oh!
He's just kidding.
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147. - Yeah, I'm innocent.
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148. You'll see when
we get in there.
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Judge.
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151. - Yeah.
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152. - I love you.
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153. - I know.
Han Solo.
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154. Love you too.
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155. - You got this.
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156. - You got this.
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157. - You got this.
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158. - Charles, you're—
- In a wheelchair, yep.
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159. My back gave out
when I was dyeing my pubes.
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160. I was only halfway done.
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161. I'm like Cruella de Vil
down there.
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162. - Okay, well,
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163. I need to go be
on trial for bank robbery now,
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164. so maybe we can
talk about this later?
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165. - Oh, right.
Good luck.
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166. - Good luck to you.
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167. - About the—
- Yes.
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168. - Thank you.
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169. - Okay.
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170. - Psst!
Hey, Jake.
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171. I got you.
Don't worry about it.
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172. - Really? How?
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many, many skills,
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174. I'm fluent in face.
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175. I can tell you
what the jury's thinking
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176. at any given moment.
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177. I see an eyebrow twitch,
I'm like, "Oh."
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178. If their cheek
has a certain tension,
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a different way.
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180. Watch this.
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181. Scully, you're wondering
if anyone can smell your fart.
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182. The answer,
my brother, is yes.
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183. - She's a witch.
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184. - What'd I tell you, boy?
Trust me.
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185. I got you.
- Okay.
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186. - Hey.
- Hey.
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stupid courtroom clothes.
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188. - Thanks.
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189. I like your
stupid courtroom clothes.
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190. - Thank you.
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back at the Academy
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in 12 years,
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193. I definitely would have said
right here.
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194. - Same.
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195. - Great.
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196. So it all worked out.
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197. End of story.
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198. - All rise for the honorable
Judge Marinovich.
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199. - Please.
You may be seated.
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200. Court is in session.
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201. - Now, Miss Crunder,
you were in the bank
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202. at the time of the holdup.
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203. Did you see the robbers' faces?
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204. - Plain as day.
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205. They're sitting right there.
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206. - Let the record show,
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207. she's pointing at Jake Peralta
and Rosa Diaz.
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208. - Okay, the jurors found that
super compelling.
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209. Just an update.
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210. - Thanks, Gina.
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211. - So, like, you're not
making a good first impression.
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212. - Right.
Thank you.
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213. - No doubt.
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214. - Hey. Don't worry.
We got this.
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215. We still have our alibis.
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216. We weren't at
the first three robberies.
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217. - Sure, they weren't
at the first three robberies.
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218. But that's just so they'd
have airtight alibis.
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219. - Uh-oh.
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220. - They were only
at the last robbery
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on manpower.
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222. Our other two guys
disappeared.
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223. I think those bastards
killed them.
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224. - Come on.
- What?
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225. - Objection.
Conjecture!
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226. - Sustained.
Sorry, you say it.
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227. - Sustained.
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228. - We both sounded
equally authoritative.
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229. - Prong one's
not looking so great.
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230. - Well, that's why we have
a second prong.
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231. They can't tie us
to the money.
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232. - Just this morning,
my team uncovered
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from the Cayman Islands
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between them.
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236. It's okay.
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237. She has no proof.
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238. - These are
the original applications
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signed by Diaz and Peralta.
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240. This is the affidavit
from the bank manager
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as the owners of the account,
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242. and these are the deposit slips
for the entire amount.
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243. - Oh, no.
Rosa,
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any more prongs.
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245. We're prongless.
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246. - Oh, and
one more thing.
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248. - No, we are not.
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249. - Please don't address
the jury, Mr. Peralta.
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250. - But—but—but...
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251. - One more "but,"
and you will be in contempt.
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252. - "One more 'but'
and you're contempt,"
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254. - Okay, I know
this looks bad.
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255. But it also looked bad
for Liam Neeson in "The Grey."
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256. - He got torn up by wolves
in that movie.
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257. - That's how it ends?
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258. Oh, man.
That is depressing.
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259. Why would someone
make a movie about that?
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260. - Okay, here's how
the jury's feeling
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261. from left to right, I to R:
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262. not a fan of Jake,
not of a fan of Rosa,
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bathroom incident—
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264. - We get it.
They all hate us.
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265. - In toto, yes.
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266. - Some good news.
I spoke to the judge,
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267. and he's giving us an extra day
to review the new evidence.
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268. - What are they gonna find
in one day?
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269. Face it, man,
we are going to jail.
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270. We might as well start hiding
razor blades under our tongues.
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271. Here.
You can have one of mine.
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272. - How long has that
been in there?
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273. - Since grade school.
- Yeah, that checks out.
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274. - No one's going to jail.
We're gonna work this case,
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find something.
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277. and resign yourselves
to your fates.
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278. You're gonna take action.
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279. Now, Hawkins can
destroy your alibis
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in your accounts—
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281. - Wait, sir.
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282. I think Hawkins just made
her first mistake.
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283. - What are you
talking about?
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284. - Well, the money that
she put into our accounts
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out of thin air, right?
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286. - Right. It was transferred
in from somewhere.
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287. We just have to trace it
back to its source.
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288. - Which would be
Lieutenant Hawkins.
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289. But those are
offshore accounts.
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290. We can't subpoena them.
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291. - So we need to break in
to the bank's computers.
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292. We need a hacker.
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293. - Does anyone know a hacker?
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294. - Boyle does.
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295. - I'm Boyle!
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296. I get to help!
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297. Oh, my God.
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298. I can feel my legs again.
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299. I can walk.
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300. - Yes!
It's a miracle kind of.
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301. See?
When the Nine-Nine
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302. puts our brains together,
we can achieve anything.
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303. Hey, we should team up
and rob banks for real!
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304. - You should stop talking
in the hallway.
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305. - Yep, copy that.
Nice to see you.
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307. tell us about your hacker.
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308. - Okay, he goes by the handle
"Pandemic,"
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309. and there's not a network
he can't crack.
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310. He's a phantom, a ghost.
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311. And only I know
where to find him.
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312. - Welcome to Hey, Hey,
It's Wednesday's!
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the weekend.
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314. Be right with ya.
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315. - Are you sure about this
hacker, Charles?
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316. I'm not getting a strong
"Mr. Robot" vibe
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317. from this place.
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318. - Yeah, that's because
the only thing
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319. Pandemic loves more
than hackin' computers
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320. is hackin' into
a big old fried onion.
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321. Oh, there he is.
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322. - Hey guys, welcome
to the Quarantine.
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323. Help yourselves to
some potstickers.
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325. - No thanks.
Here are the account numbers
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326. for the bank where
the money showed up.
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327. Now, we're in a real hurry.
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328. You think you can trace it
back to its source?
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329. - Are you questioning
my abilities?
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330. Watch this.
What's your name?
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331. - Why do you need—
- Terrence Vincent Jeffords.
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332. - Wait.
What's happening?
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333. - You're getting hacked,
bro.
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334. That's what's happening.
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335. - Don't do that.
- I'm in your home computer.
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336. - You are? Get out.
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337. - You got a lot of songs
by Natalie Imbruglia.
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338. - Uh, I bought those
back in the '90s.
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339. - Nope.
Downloaded on Thursday.
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340. Okay, now watch
the Pandemic spread.
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341. There's a document in here
that looks to be fan fiction
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"Madam Secretary."
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343. - Oh, Sarge,
I didn't know
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344. you were a fan of the Madam.
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345. - The show leaves Terry
wanting more.
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346. I'm just filling in the gaps!
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347. Now get to hacking.
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348. - Guys,
I think I found something.
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349. - Is it my heart medicine?
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350. My doctor said that
if I miss even one dose,
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352. - No, Scully,
this is important.
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353. I was going through
the arrest reports
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354. filed by everyone
in Hawkins' squad.
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355. - We already
went over these.
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356. - Right, but there was
one guy we didn't flag
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357. because he was never
the arresting officer:
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358. Detective Matthew Langdon.
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359. I think something went down
between him and Hawkins.
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360. - Well, he had a stellar
14-year career
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361. Before joining
Hawkins's squad.
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362. Then, three months later,
he quit the force entirely.
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363. - He didn't just quit.
He disappeared.
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364. No tax records.
No known address.
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365. His wife filed
a missing persons report.
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366. But after doing
some incredible sleuthing,
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367. I think I figured out
where he is.
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368. Ames,
how would you like to take
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369. a romantic trip
to the town of...
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371. - Ooh.
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372. The Paris of the mud belt?
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373. Oui, oui.
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374. Wee-wee.
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375. Anyway, it's huge stakes.
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376. We should get going.
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377. - Good luck.
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378. Has anyone seen Diaz?
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379. She's supposed be looking into
the first two bank robberies.
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380. - I saw her
outside the courthouse.
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381. She gave me her jacket
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382. and her motorcycle helmet.
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383. - Why would she give you
her favorite jacket?
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384. - Because I'm a rebel,
and we're in love.
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385. Doi.
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I've been calling you.
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387. Why weren't you
answering your phone?
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388. - Don't have it.
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389. I charged it and stuck
it on a truck headed west.
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390. - What's with the suitcase?
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391. - Going to Malaysia.
- You're going to Malaysia?
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392. - No, the suitcase
is going to Malaysia.
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393. I'm getting on a bus
t Florida.
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394. - What's in Florida?
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395. - Airport.
I'm flying to Argentina.
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396. - This is very complicated.
- Thank you.
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397. Adrian has a ranch in the Andes
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398. where he goes
when he's on the run.
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399. He's already there,
getting rid of the scorpions.
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400. Or adding more scorpions.
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401. I don't know.
The reception was real bad.
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402. - Diaz, I know you're scared,
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403. but things are
starting to turn around.
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404. We're on the money trail,
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405. and we just found a new lead.
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406. - With all due respect, sir,
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407. both you and I know that
none of that is gonna pan out.
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408. And you said yourself
I should take action.
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409. So I am, in Argentina,
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411. Or not surrounded
by scorpions.
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412. I'll find out when
I get there.
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413. - Look.
I know you're innocent,
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414. but fleeing the country
is a crime.
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415. I could arrest you right here.
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416. - Do it then.
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417. I didn't think so.
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418. The mortgage is paid off.
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419. You can give the place
to whoever you want.
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420. I don't care.
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421. Actually, I do care.
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422. Don't give it to Hitchcock.
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423. - I'll have the Mid-Week
Potato Leak soup,
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424. and he'll have a
"There's Work Tomorrow
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425. So Be Cool Frozen Margarita."
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426. - Who are you?
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427. - You can call me Nightmare.
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428. But for check writing purposes,
it's Jennifer Huggins.
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429. - The bank's encryption
turned out to be
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430. more secure than I thought,
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431. so I had to bring in a friend.
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432. - Just tell us
if this is impossible.
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433. We don't have
a lot of time to waste,
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434. and we've been here, like,
five hours already.
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435. - Huh. You don't think
I can do this?
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436. Is it because I'm a woman?
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437. - No, no, I didn't say that.
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438. - I think women are amazing.
- Thank you.
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439. And now I'm about to
hack your world
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440. into pieces, old man.
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441. That'll show you.
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442. - No. Just do the thing
with the bank.
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443. That'll show me.
- Whoa.
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444. Looks like someone
was a catalog model in Japan.
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445. - Whoa!
Those boots.
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446. That slicker.
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447. The no pants.
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448. Who's the target audience
for these pics, Sarge?
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449. - I was a starving student.
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450. Terry needed the yen!
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451. - Babe, are you sure
we're in the right place?
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452. This looks like
where they shot "The Village."
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453. - Amy, don't say things
like that.
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454. You're gonna scare me.
You know that.
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455. I think Langdon's wife's
been secretly visiting him.
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456. She posted a photo in March
of a snowstorm,
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457. but there was no snow
in New York.
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458. The picture was geotagged
right...
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459. here.
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460. - "Flaxton Hill Farms."
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461. - Check it out.
There's a car in the driveway.
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462. Somebody's home.
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463. - Matthew Langdon?
Are you there?
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464. We'd like to talk to you
about Melanie Hawkins.
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465. Whoa!
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466. Don't shoot!
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467. But seriously, don't.
Don't shoot.
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468. - If I were you, I'd turn around
and start walking.
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469. Because in about three seconds,
I'm gonna start shooting.
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470. - Oh, God. He did the gun cock.
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471. This is escalating
much too quickly,
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472. and three seconds
is not enough time—
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473. - Jake—
- Right, focus. Sorry.
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474. Sir, we know you
worked with Hawkins.
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475. - Did she send you here?
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476. - No.
- No.
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477. - We're not with her.
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478. We're like
the opposite of that.
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479. She set me and my friend up.
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480. We could go to jail.
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481. - Why should I believe you?
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482. - Look, if you let me slowly
reach into my jacket pocket,
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483. there's an article
open on my phone
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484. that will explain everything.
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485. - That's a video
of a monkey humping a frog.
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486. - What?
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487. Oh.
That's my bad.
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488. It was a long ride up here,
and I got bored.
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489. Here.
Close that tab.
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490. That's the article.
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491. - Hawkins ran you
out of New York
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492. and took away your life.
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493. If you help us, maybe we
can help you get it back.
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494. - Fine. I'll talk to you,
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495. but you gotta follow me;
I gotta go feed the hogs.
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496. - Oh, my God,
what are you gonna feed them?
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497. Is it us?
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498. - Corn.
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499. - Hmm, corn.
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500. Maize, as there was
at the first Thanksgiving.
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501. - Jake.
- Right.
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502. - Let's go talk.
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503. - All right, guys.
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504. Let's order a round
of "Hey, Hey,
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505. It's Light Beer, Light Beer"
and get into it.
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506. - Um, who is this guy?
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507. - These offshore banks
are incredibly secure,
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508. so we needed more manpower.
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509. - But what makes you think
that he would be—
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510. - Charles, don't talk.
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511. Do not challenge
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512. this very capable gentleman
in any way.
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513. Just let him get to work.
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514. - Okay, thanks.
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515. - So you understand we're not
questioning your ability at all.
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516. - Of course not.
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517. But I don't know you guys,
so just to be safe,
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518. I did dig up some dirt on you
to use as blackmail
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519. in case things go south.
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520. - On both of us?
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521. - Just Terry Jeffords.
- Yup.
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522. - Or should I say
Sir-Dance-A lot?
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523. - Oh, come on!
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524. Turn the volume up!
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525. Mommy can't hear us
in Da Bassment.
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526. - Oof.
That's embarrassing.
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527. Sarge, you gotta scrub-a-dub-dub
that profile.
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528. - Oof.
It's pungent out here.
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529. It's so weird how food
smells so good
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530. but farms smell so bad.
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531. - Yeah, I think that
every day.
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532. - So... Hawkins?
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533. - I caught her taking payoffs
from a gang leader.
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534. When I confronted her about it,
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535. she said I could disappear
or she'd kill me.
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536. - I see why you chose
pig farming.
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537. It's better than death.
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538. - Not during the spring thaw.
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539. - Why? Does it smell
even worse somehow?
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540. - I was talking
about the noises.
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541. It's pig mating season.
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542. - What does that sound like,
a bunch of wet bagpipes?
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543. - That's exactly it.
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544. - Oh. Nailed it.
- Hey. Yeah.
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545. - The worst part
about it is,
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546. I had to
leave my wife behind.
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547. If Hawkins knew
we were still together,
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548. I'm afraid she'll kill her.
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549. - If you testify to this
in court,
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550. it would back up everything
Jake and Rosa are saying.
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551. It could sway the jury.
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552. You could take Hawkins down
and get your life back.
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553. - I've tangled with her enough
to know that she always wins.
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554. So it's a no.
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555. - Come on.
You're our last chance.
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556. - I can't help you.
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557. That's final.
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558. - Oh, my God.
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559. - Is this seat taken?
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560. You really gonna
do this, Diaz?
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561. - My name
is Rachel Weinstein.
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562. I am a graduate student
on sabbatical to study birds
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563. at the University
of Buenos Aires.
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564. - You know,
Cornell has a far better
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565. ornithology department,
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566. and it's right here in New York.
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567. - Cornell has accused me
of robbing a bank
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568. and is gonna send me to jail
for 15 years.
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569. - I guess we're dropping
the metaphor.
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570. - I don't know
why you're here.
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571. You're not gonna
change my mind.
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572. - I know.
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573. I just wanted
to say good-bye.
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574. - Okay. Good-bye.
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575. - I hope you know
your family's gonna miss you.
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576. - I don't care.
I barely speak to them.
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577. - I was talking about
the Nine-Nine.
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578. Be safe,
Rachel Weinstein.
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579. - I guess now we have to
actually talk about
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580. what happens
if the jury finds me guilty.
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581. - They still might not.
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582. We could still go to Paris.
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583. - Forget Paris.
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584. Billy Crystal.
Nailed it.
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585. - I'll wait for you.
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586. And I'll keep fighting for you
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587. and so will everyone
at the Nine-Nine.
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588. We'll do whatever it takes.
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589. I love you.
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590. - I love you.
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591. - Okay.
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592. Let's go back to New York.
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593. - You can choose the music.
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594. - Just put on
anything by Enya.
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595. No, not anything.
"Orinoco Flow." On repeat.
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596. - Okay.
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597. - Wait.
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598. I'm coming with you.
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599. - You are?
You'll testify?
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600. - Hawkins has cost
me and my wife
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601. too many years of happiness.
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602. I'm not gonna let her
do the same to you.
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603. - Thank you so much.
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604. - Well, I'm gonna grab my stuff,
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605. and I'll get a few CDs.
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606. Hope you like Enya.
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607. Matthew Langdon,
you and I are vibing so hard!
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608. - Where are Jake and Rosa?
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609. - I don't know.
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610. I'm getting worried,
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611. because the jury's
getting restless,
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612. especially juror number 4.
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613. She'd rather be
in Lake Havasu
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614. with her new boyfriend,
Derek.
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615. I didn't get that
from her face.
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616. I was eavesdropping
by the vending machine, so—
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617. - I just got a text
from Peralta.
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618. He's a few minutes away.
- And Diaz?
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619. - Perhaps a bit more
than a few minutes away.
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620. I think there's a chance—
- I'm here!
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621. Sorry, traffic was
a nightmare
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622. coming back
from Philadelphia...
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623. cheesesteak restaurant.
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624. They do breakfast.
It checks out.
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625. - Okay.
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626. - So what happened?
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627. - I guess I wasn't ready
to say good-bye to my family.
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628. - Good.
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629. Neither were we.
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630. - Now what I'm picking up on
is just a genuine moment
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631. of friendship
and respect.
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632. And now I'm feeling like
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633. you wish I would stop
analyzing you
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634. 'cause I'm ruining
the moment.
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635. But you guys
are so cute.
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636. I love you.
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637. - All rise for the honorable
Judge Marinovich.
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638. - Please, be seated.
The court is in session.
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639. Counselor, where is Mr. Peralta?
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640. - Objection!
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641. - Mr. Peralta,
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642. what is the meaning of this?
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643. - Your Honor, I'd like to call
a surprise witness.
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644. - You're not an attorney.
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645. - Right.
Sam, call a surprise witness.
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646. - Okay.
Uh...
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647. We'd like to call
a surprise witness.
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648. - The jury's like,
"Oh, snap, a twist."
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649. Like, they love twists.
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650. Any great trial has a twist.
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651. - I'm getting worried.
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652. We're running out of time.
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653. - It's fine.
This place is open 24-5.
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654. Only closed on weekends.
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655. - Such a strange theme
for a restaurant.
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656. - Agreed.
But that's not what I meant.
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657. Did you guys
find anything yet?
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658. - Yes.
Terry made a sizable purchase
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659. at an Etsy store
that sells anklets for men.
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660. - Sharon thinks they're sexy.
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661. Oh, come on!
Focus on the case, man.
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662. - Hey, hey, hey!
I'm in!
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663. - Can you state your name
for the record?
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664. - My name is Matthew Langdon.
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665. - Mr. Langdon, do you know
Melanie Hawkins?
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666. - Yes. I worked for her
for three months in 2010.
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667. - And you are a retired...
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668. - NYPD detective, correct?
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669. - Yes, I served for 14 years.
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670. - Gotcha!
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671. Sorry.
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672. Proceed.
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673. - The money
that was deposited
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674. was routed through
five banks.
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675. Now, I can't link it to Hawkins,
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676. but the original transfer
came from this shell corp.
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677. - Huh.
Doesn't ring a bell.
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678. - I'll text the squad,
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679. see if anyone recognizes it.
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680. "Flaxton Hill Holdings."
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681. - "Flaxton Hill"?
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682. Oh, no.
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683. Flaxton Hill Farms.
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684. Jake! Jake! Jake!
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685. This was a mistake.
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686. We have to get Langdon
off the stand now.
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687. - What?
Why?
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688. - And how would you describe
the Lieutenant?
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689. - He works for Hawkins.
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690. He put the money
in the accounts.
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691. - Oh, no.
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692. - Melanie Hawkins
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693. was the most honorable cop
I ever worked with.
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694. And the only reason
that I'm here
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695. is because of that man,
Jake Peralta.
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696. He offered me $300,000 to lie
and say that she set 'em up.
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697. - Okay, okay, this is bad.
This is really bad.
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698. But just remember,
we are not going to jail.
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699. We didn't do it.
We're innocent.
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700. - Guilty.
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701. On all charges.
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702. - Oh.
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703. Guilty.
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704. Very cool.
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705. Cool, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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706. Cool.
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707. - Fremulon.
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708. - Not a doctor.
Shh!
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