1. - Five, four, three, two,
and step.
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2. And step,
and knees around the world.
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3. - Great form, Captain.
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4. Your calves are looking toit.
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5. - Peralta, what're you doing
at Razzmatazz?
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6. - We needed to talk
somewhere outside the precinct.
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7. - Diaz?
You are here too.
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8. Great.
- Yeah.
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9. - Sir, we've discovered that
Lieutenant Hawkins is dirty.
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10. Her squad isn't investigating
the Golden Gang bank robbers,
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11. they are the robbers.
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12. - Knees up in the back.
- Sorry, Brenda.
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13. - If Hawkins is robbing banks,
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14. why did she invite you
onto her task force?
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15. - And squat and hold
and work those quads.
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16. - We were working on a case
that could have exposed her.
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17. This way she can
keep tabs on us.
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18. - Turn it.
Get down.
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19. - God, why is this
so hard for me?
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20. Do I even have quads?
- And twirl.
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21. - Normally, I'd say we'd report
this to Internal Affairs...
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22. - And twirl back.
- But Hawkins is one of
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23. the most revered detectives
in the NYPD.
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24. - And hula hands.
- If you're gonna go after her,
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25. you'd better have the proof
to back it up.
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26. - Well, then I guess that
only leaves us with one option.
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27. - And now wag those tails.
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28. - Find out everything we can
about the squad.
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29. and take her down
from the inside.
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30. - Keep wagging back there.
- I am wagging, Brenda.
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31. Morning, Lieutenant Hawkins.
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32. Hey, have you ever considered
going by Lady Hawk?
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33. Pretty sweet flick.
Matty Broderick,
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34. Shelly Pfeiffer, Alf Molina.
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35. Not to be confused with Alf,
Alf.
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36. We all love him.
- What do you want?
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37. - We ran background checks
on all the employees
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38. of the three banks
that were hit.
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39. Nothing interesting.
- Run checks
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40. on all the family members.
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41. - Or we could get
to know each other better
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42. and join you in the field.
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43. - Or you could run
a background check.
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44. - Lieutenant, the manager
of the Capital Trust Bank
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45. in Fort Greene is here.
- Oh, yeah.
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46. - Was that bank even hit?
- We brought him in
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47. because we think it might be
the next target.
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48. - Is that standard procedure?
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49. - You ask a lot of questions.
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50. - She really doesn't.
One time I broke my arm,
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51. and she didn't even ask me
what happened,
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52. and it was a really funny story.
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53. Wow, now nobody's asking
what happened?
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54. This is insane.
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55. - Okay, I should be back
in an hour.
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56. If my desk phone rings,
just ignore it.
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57. I don't answer it anyway.
- You shouldn't tell me
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58. stuff like that.
- Where's Gina going?
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59. That's, like, the third time
she's taken off this week.
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60. - She has
a doctor's appointment.
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61. - You know what that's code for.
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62. She's taking a nap
in the furnace room.
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63. - Is that what you do?
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64. Because you really should
go to the doctor.
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65. When you breathe it sounds like
someone's shaking
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66. a bag of quarters.
- You're right.
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67. I'll go to the doctor right now.
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68. - Sarge, you think Gina
will be okay?
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69. - She says the doctor's can't be
sure, but they're optimistic.
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70. Apparently, she has something
called Ansel-Elgort Syndrome.
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71. - Oh, poor Gina.
- Oh, my God.
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72. - Oh, you fools.
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73. That's not a disease.
Ansel Elgort's an actor.
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74. Did none of you see
"The Fault in Our Stars"?
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75. - No.
Why did you?
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76. - Teenage romance,
dying chick,
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77. oxygen mask.
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78. Checks all my boxes.
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79. - So what's really going on
with Gina?
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80. - Wait.
You don't think—
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81. - That she hates work
and doesn't wanna be here?
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82. Yeah, I do think.
- No, that she's pregnant.
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83. It all makes sense now.
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84. Last week, I brought
in unpasteurized boar's milk
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85. and she refused to drink any.
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86. - Not a real convincing
argument, Boyle.
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87. - No, I think Charles
might be right.
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88. Yesterday,
I asked her to go for a drink,
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89. and she said,
"That sounds like a nightmare."
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90. - Oh, Amy.
- Okay.
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91. Just give me this, please.
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92. I'd feel so much better
about my self
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93. if it was because
she was pregnant.
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94. - Oh, my God,
look what Gina was working on.
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95. - "Volcano,"Tibia,"
"JerHonor,"
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96. "Concretius,"The Enigma."
Oh, she's lost her mind.
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97. - No, look at
what the file is called.
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98. - BabyNames. doc.
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99. You guys,
Gina's gonna have a baby.
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100. - We're clear.
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101. What was wrong
with the step class?
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102. - Too public.
Couldn't take the risk.
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103. - Also, one of us yarfed all
over himself after the class.
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104. - Yeah, and it doesn't matter
which one of us he was.
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105. - So what kind of dirt
did you dig up on Hawkins?
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106. - Nothing concrete, but we think
we know their next target:
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107. Capital Trust Bank,
Fort Greene Branch.
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108. - As part of our investigation
into the Golden Gang,
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109. she managed to get alarm
schematics and blueprints.
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110. It's the perfect cover.
She's so smooth.
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111. - Oh, yeah,
she's a smooth criminal.
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112. MJ, RIP.
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113. The problem is,
we're not in her inner circle.
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114. She barely talks to us,
and I've been super charming.
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115. So...
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116. what you binging these days?
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117. What?
Everyone's binging these days.
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118. It's how we consume content.
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119. - We need to find out
a way to earn her trust.
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120. Normally, I'd say work hard,
prove you're good cops,
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121. but she doesn't want good cops
around her.
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122. - Oh, dip.
That's right, Captain.
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123. She doesn't want
good cops around her.
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124. We're just gonna have
to convince her
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125. that we're dirty.
- How do you plan to do that?
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126. - With the help of
the sketchiest dude we know.
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127. - I am so honored
you guys thought of me.
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128. You're not gonna regret this.
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129. - So, Adrian,
working from home, huh?
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130. What happened to the office?
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131. - Couldn't afford the rent.
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132. I'll be honest with you guys,
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133. this PI thing is
not going great.
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134. Got a couple
of bad reviews online,
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135. and that pretty much tanked me.
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136. I mean, what does "weird energy"
even mean?
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137. Am I right?
- Well, my guess is that
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138. people find you somewhat
threatening and erratic.
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139. - Okay, yeah.
That tracks.
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140. But jokes on them
'cause I'm having tons of fun
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141. with all this free time.
Catching up on reading,
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142. going for walks.
It's great.
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143. The other day, I walked
all the way to Maryland.
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144. Gorgeous.
- Well, listen,
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145. we need your help.
- Great, who are we killing?
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146. I won't do kids.
That's a rule.
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147. But that rule is negotiable
if the kids a dick.
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148. - No, babe, we don't want you
to kill anyone.
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149. - What? Really?
- No.
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150. - We need to make
Lieutenant Hawkins think
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151. that Diaz and Peralta are dirty.
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152. When you went undercover
in the mob,
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153. how did you convince them
you could be trusted?
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154. - Easy.
You just take one of their guys
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155. and beat him to a pulp
in front of them.
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156. - Well, that's
all well and good,
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157. but we're not actually dirty.
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158. We can't just beat somebody up.
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159. - What if that someone
gave you permission?
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160. - Babe, do you want us
to beat you up?
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161. - Ugh, yes, please.
Anything to feel alive.
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162. I was lying before
about enjoying walking.
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163. It sucks,
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164. and Maryland is
a giant pile of garbage.
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165. - Okay, so we beat the crap
out of my fiancé.
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166. - And you're okay with this?
- Yeah.
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167. I just want him to be happy.
- Aww.
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168. You guys are a weird couple,
but it appears we have a plan.
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169. - Okay, here are
the ground rules:
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170. You can punch me, kick me,
pull my hair,
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171. I am a-ok being stabbed,
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172. biting and scratching
are on the table,
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173. you can use fire.
- These are the ground rules?
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174. Is there anything off limits?
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175. - Damn, man.
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176. You got something really sick
you wanna do, huh?
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177. Oh, you little pervert.
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178. All right, I like it.
Don't tell me.
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179. Surprise me.
Ooh, this is gonna be fun.
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180. - Now remember,
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181. if she's expecting,
she'll tell us when she's ready.
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182. - I don't know how she could
keep this from me.
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183. I'm her brother.
I mean, when Genevieve and I
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184. knew we were going to adopt,
I told her immediately.
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185. - You told everyone.
- Put your hands up,
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186. and start clapping for me
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187. 'cause I'm gonna be a daddy.
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188. Aww, thank you.
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189. - You're gonna need
to hold your horses
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190. and respect Gina's privacy.
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191. Fine, I will.
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192. What the hell?
Is she drinking coffee?
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193. - Boyle, no.
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194. - What're you doing, you psycho?
- What're you doing?
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195. You shouldn't be
drinking caffeine.
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196. That can stunt
the growth of your ba...
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197. - No, no, no, no.
- ... by, your baby.
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198. - Excuse me?
What are you trying to say?
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199. - Nothing.
We don't think your pregnant.
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200. Sharon's pregnant.
Uh, that's not true.
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201. God, I hope it's not true.
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202. What if Sharon's pregnant?
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203. - Well, it would appear you've
figured out my little secret.
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204. - We don't know no secret.
You be crazy.
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205. I always talk like this.
Down in Kokomo.
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206. - Mm-kay.
It's fine.
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207. You might as well know.
I am with child.
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208. - Congratulations.
- Yes, I'm gonna be an uncle.
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209. I'm gonna be an uncle.
All right,
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210. someone take a picture
of me kissing her belly.
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211. - Negative, get out.
- Okay, fine,
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212. but you have
to tell us everything.
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213. How do you feel?
When are you due?
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214. Oh, my God, I don't even know
who the father is.
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215. Who's the father?
- Who's the father?
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216. Well, let's just say
he's a destroyer of worlds,
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217. and I am his moon and stars.
- Amazing.
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218. I still need his name,
phone number, and shirt size.
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219. I have a fun
group Halloween costume idea.
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220. I won't tell you what it is.
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221. It's "Three Men and a Baby."
You're Guttenberg.
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222. - Right, well, I would love
to give you that info,
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223. but there's one little problem.
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224. I signed a non-disclosure
agreement,
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225. which bars me
from revealing his identity.
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226. - Wait, is he famous.
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227. - Is it Batali?
- Charles, she can't say.
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228. Is it Batali?
- Legally, I cannot say.
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229. I'm so sorry, guys,
but I can give you a hint,
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230. and that hint is:
He real famous.
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231. Ooh, y'all are agog.
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232. Textbook agog.
Come on, fetus, let's bounce.
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233. - This way, D-bag.
- Get your pig hands off me.
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234. You pigs!
- Hey, who's this?
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235. - Now who's asking
a lot of questions.
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236. - Ooh, schnoops.
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237. You said that to her before
and then she flipped it on you.
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238. You got flipped on, son.
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239. - What did I do?
I didn't do anything wrong.
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240. - Really?
'Cause you haven't paid us
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241. in a week.
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242. Oh, God, I swear.
I'll get you the money.
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243. I just need a little more—
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244. Oh, my God,
you really punched me.
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245. Oh, my God, that hurt.
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246. - Are you okay?
- What?
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247. Yeah, this is my character.
I'm a coward.
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248. Come on.
Give me everything you got.
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249. - Oh.
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250. - Where's our money?
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251. Oh, my kidneys.
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252. Oh, I'm pretty sure
I'm bleeding internally.
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253. Oh, God.
- Get up.
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254. - I am so sorry.
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255. - Why?
It's going great.
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256. Punch me really hard
in the stomach.
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257. - Oh, okay.
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258. I think you broke my ribs.
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259. Ah, you're really hurting me.
Please, stop hurting me.
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260. What are you doing?
I said stop hurting me.
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261. - What?
I thought you were in character.
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262. - No, no, I don't have
health insurance.
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263. This could bankrupt me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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264. I'm just very confused.
Come on.
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265. - Get us the money by Friday
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266. or I'll break
more than your ribs.
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267. - Jake.
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268. We're being watched?
Uh-oh.
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269. - How many times
have I smacked you
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270. in your face?
- Lost count.
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271. - And you still have
no fear of me.
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272. - I'm trying to read
your womb vibe.
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273. - Exactly.
Knock it off.
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274. - The daddy's your
Property Brother, isn't he?
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275. It's a Property Baby.
- Charles, you know
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277. Do you want me to have my baby
in jail?
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278. - All right, no more questions.
Only statements.
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279. You are glowing.
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280. Brother to sister,
you've never looked sexier.
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281. - Come on, man.
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282. - Uh, you guys,
I would love to stay and chat
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283. about my unborn king or queen,
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284. but I just got a text from...
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286. and he wants to take me
to a fancy lunch at...
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287. redacted,
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288. so I gotta get outta here,
but you know what?
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289. I'll be back
at redacted o'clock.
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290. Bye.
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291. - Okay, so she's going to meet
the father of her child,
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292. and it is break time...
- And you better believe
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293. that we're gonna follow her.
Yes.
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294. - The only celebrity
I've ever seen in real life
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295. was Paul Shaffer.
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296. It was exhilarating.
- I bet.
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297. - Be careful.
Don't let her see us.
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298. - Then you should have got
a disguise like me, idiots.
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299. - Why do you even own that?
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300. - I was banned from Wing Sluts
for using too much sauce,
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301. so I got it to sneak past
the hostess.
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302. So far it has not worked.
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303. - Wait, look.
There's no fancy lunch.
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304. - There's no fancy guy.
She lied to us.
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305. - "Redacted" my ass.
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306. - What's up?
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307. - So not sure
if Paxton told you,
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308. but we brought
a perp in earlier.
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309. - Good-looking guy,
weird energy.
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310. - Yeah, did you get anything?
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311. - He didn't know jack,
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312. but we surprisingly noticed
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313. that there was
a camera in the room.
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314. - And we really need
that footage.
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315. - Why?
- Let's just say,
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of questioning him,
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accidentally fallen down
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318. a couple of times.
- He's real clumsy.
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319. - If the wrong person
saw that tape,
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321. - You know, I saw the tape,
and it was shocking
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322. how clumsy that
guy actually was.
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323. - Right?
- And the funny thing is,
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326. - Guess we're all
a little clumsy.
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327. - Yes, indeed.
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328. I stepped on my omelet
this morning.
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329. Not pertinent, let's continue
with our covert conversation.
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330. - You know, a bunch of us
are going out drinking tonight.
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331. You wanna come?
- You know it.
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332. But I should probably warn you,
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333. me and Rosa go pretty hard.
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334. - Great.
Bring some coke.
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335. - Oh, so you mean, hard, hard.
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336. - Hmm.
- Okay, sweet.
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337. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet,
sweet, sweet, sweet,
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339. Cocaine.
Coc-a-ina.
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340. - No.
- No?
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341. - What happened with Hawkins?
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342. Did she take the bait
like a stupid fish?
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343. - Yeah, she invited us to go out
with her gang tonight.
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344. - Nice.
- Speaking of which, Captain,
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out of evidence?
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346. - One bag of primo blow,
as is the parlance.
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347. I still have reservations
about this plan.
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348. Perhaps you could say
your dealer ran out
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349. or he's summering in Nantucket.
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350. - No, this is perfect.
If she gets wasted,
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and start talking.
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352. - Plus, I mean,
I can teach you guys
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353. how to fake take real drugs
like a pro.
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354. I used to do it all the time
when I was undercover.
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355. All you gotta do is close
your nostril when you go down.
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356. Watch this.
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357. Oh, nope.
I didn't do it that time.
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Whoo.
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All you gotta do,
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361. just close the old nost-a-roni,
and...
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362. Oh, boy, I got more than time.
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363. Oh.
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365. - Adrian, that's enough.
- Oh.
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366. - We can make fake cocaine
for ourselves
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367. out of vitamin B powder.
- Ooh, vitamin B.
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368. The second-best vitamin.
- Guys, I'm telling you.
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369. The fake snorting can work.
Watch.
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371. Oh, I got so much that time.
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372. Whoa, ooh, anybody wanna listen
to Jamiroquai right now?
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373. - Okay, I'm just gonna move this
away from your nose holes.
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374. - Well,
you two should get going.
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375. If Hawkins tells you anything,
text me right away.
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376. I'll stay here and watch Adrian.
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377. - Who's Adrian?
Yeah, all right!
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an instrument?
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379. You know,
I play a little bit of bouzouki.
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an ancient stringed instrument?
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381. No?
You guys wanna go to the beach?
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382. It's a beautiful day.
Just maybe, like, get out there.
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383. Throw the disc around.
Right?
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384. Hey, have you ever been to
the Statue of Liberty, Captain?
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385. Have you?
Have you been inside?
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386. Like, under the skirt?
Like, what's up there?
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387. Did they build a...
You know what I'm saying?
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388. Oh, guys, watch this.
I'm gonna juggle.
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389. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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390. - Admit it, Gina.
There was no celebrity.
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391. There was no fancy lunch
at redacted.
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392. - Well, that's strange
because I remember eating
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393. lobster-fed beef.
It's the best kind.
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394. The cows live by the sea
and they eat only lobster.
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395. - We know you're lying.
- I am offended.
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- We saw you eating cheese pizza
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- Oh, okay, then you caught me.
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- No.
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all that stuff up?
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401. - Because I value my privacy,
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402. and it's like you guys are
always in my business,
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403. specifically Charles.
- Look, it's just that
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404. I'm your brother and I love you,
and I'm invested,
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405. but if that's
what you really want,
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406. then I'll leave you alone.
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407. - Ugh, fine.
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408. I'll tell you
who the baby's father is,
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409. but you have to be chill.
- I will be so chill.
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410. - The baby daddy is
a Boyle cousin.
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411. It's a Boyle!
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412. Whoo!
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413. - Ugh, this place smells like...
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414. - Regret?
Failure?
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415. - Ketchup.
- Hey, Diaz, Peralta.
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416. Over here.
- What's up, Lieutenant?
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417. - Cell phones in the bag.
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418. - Why?
- It's standard procedure.
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419. We don't like having phones
at parties.
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420. - Right, it's like, "Look up
from your screens people.
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421. "You're missing out
on the best app there is.
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422. Real life."
- Well, you see, we're gonna be
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423. doing a lot of drugs
and we're cops,
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424. so we don't want
our pictures taken.
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425. - Yeah, your reason's better.
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426. Here you go.
- All right, then.
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427. Here we go.
- Let's get sloppy.
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428. I like it.
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429. - You guys,
I found out why Gina lied
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430. about
the non-disclosure agreement.
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431. - Because of how invasive
and crazy you are?
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432. - Oh, Terry,
you gullible little rube.
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433. It's because
of which cousin it is.
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434. That's right.
I found out which Boyle seed
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435. did the deed.
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436. - The father is Milton.
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437. - Who's Milton?
We're not a part of your family.
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438. - He's a total loser.
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439. I mean, of all the Boyle's
to bang,
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440. why bang Milton Boyle?
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441. - He's that bad?
- "He's that bad?"
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442. Wow, Terry, you are a rube.
Milton's a troll.
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443. - Okay, look.
We have to be supportive.
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444. Gina is our friend.
- Ugh.
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445. Oh, my God, he's here.
You guys try not to puke
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446. all over yourselves
when you see him.
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447. - Hi, Milton.
- Oh, hey, Charles.
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448. - He's a Boyle?
- Right?
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449. Don't look at his weird face.
You'll make him feel bad.
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450. - Hey, uh, have you seen Gina?
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451. - You mean ever?
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452. Get more specific, Milton.
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453. Milty!
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454. - Hey!
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455. Mmm.
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456. - What're you doing here?
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457. - Thought I would take
my warrior goddess
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458. out to a surprise dinner.
- Oh, is the surprise
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459. that you can afford dinner
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460. since you dropped out
of high school?
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461. - I left after junior year
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462. to be a professional
snowboarder.
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463. - Oh.
- And now he owns
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464. a winter apparel company that
donates snow to the poor.
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465. - Water.
- You're so amazing.
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466. - You're so amazing.
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467. - Oh, they're dancing now.
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468. Are you guys doing the Lambada?
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469. - Hmm, I guess we are.
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470. I hadn't noticed.
Sometimes we just do that.
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471. - Aww, you guys make
a cute couple.
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472. - You're welcome.
Now enjoy watching us leave.
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473. - Hey, I had a great idea
for a baby name.
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474. - What is it?
- If it's a girl,
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475. how about "The Enigma"?
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476. - Oh, my God,
I already thought of that,
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477. and then if it's a boy,
it could just be...
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478. "The Enigmo."
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479. - Bye, Charles.
I love you.
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480. - Bye, Milton.
I love you too.
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481. - Come on, Charles,
you have to admit,
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482. they're perfect for each other.
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483. - Yeah, I guess
I'm happy for her.
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484. Let's just hope the baby
doesn't get his looks.
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485. What a dweeb.
- Nah, bro, he's hot.
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486. Oh, wow, that's good stuff.
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487. Who's your guy?
- Actually, it's a woman.
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488. Women can be drug dealers too
#ImWithHer.
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489. - Here.
- Oh, no, I'm good.
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490. Not to be snobby,
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491. but I got my own stash.
It's the bomb.
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492. Smuggled this vial in
on a plane.
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493. Stuck it right up my butt.
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494. Want some?
- No, thanks.
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495. I'm good with the non-butt coke.
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496. - Suit yourself.
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497. - Bartender made me
my favorite drink.
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498. It's called a bottle of whiskey.
- I like your style.
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499. You know,
when I first met you two,
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500. I thought you were
pretty uptight.
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501. - More like down loose.
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502. That's nothing.
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503. - Hey, about
the interrogation room.
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504. - Don't even worry about it.
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505. Sometimes you gotta do stuff.
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506. Me and my crew, sometimes
we gotta do stuff too.
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507. - Understood, and hey, look,
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508. if you ever need help
doing stuff,
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509. maybe keep us in mind.
- I will.
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510. Enough business, huh?
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511. - Yeah!
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512. Yeah.
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513. - Wakey, wakey.
Rise and shine.
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514. It's go time.
- Go time?
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515. What time go time?
- I said I'd keep you in mind.
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516. Remember?
Well, we got a job.
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517. - What job?
- We're robbing a bank.
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518. We always party
the night before.
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519. It keeps us loose.
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520. Here are your masks.
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521. - Oh, great.
Awesome.
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522. Obviously, we're on board.
Just one thing,
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523. if Rosa doesn't eat breakfast,
she's a real bear.
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524. Plus, I should go home,
take a shower,
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525. and gots to watch
my "Michael and Kelly."
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526. - We go now.
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527. - Sure, totally.
Groban's filling in anyway.
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528. Let's go rob a bank.
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529. - All right, when we get there,
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530. we're going in hard,
and we're going in fast.
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531. Paxton and I will take
the vaults
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532. 'cause we know
how to use the tools,
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533. - You two are on crowd control.
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534. Make it clear you're in charge
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535. or things could get messy.
Any questions?
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536. - A million.
- No time.
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537. Follow our lead.
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538. - Hey, what do we do?
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539. We can't call for backup.
We gave 'em our phones.
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540. - We don't have our phones,
but we have a phone.
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541. I picked it up at the bar
last night.
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542. - Oh, my God, you have to tell
me more about your blues band,
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543. and you guys are
all accountants?
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544. That's so fun.
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545. - I cannot figure you out,
but I love it.
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546. All right, let me text Holt.
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547. This is Jake.
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548. Robbing Fort Greene Branch
right now.
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549. Bring backup.
Hurry.
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550. Siren emoji,
white hands clapping emoji,
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551. brown hands clapping emoji.
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552. - Just send it.
- Okay.
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553. - I just received a text
from Peralta.
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554. I need everyone
in full tactical gear
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555. in three minutes.
Move, move, move!
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556. - Okay, who says what?
I'll do the "everybody down"
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557. if no one's taken that.
- Shh.
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558. - Right, got it.
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559. - Everybody down!
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560. - I called that.
Everybody down!
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561. It's not as good.
They're already down.
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562. - Palms on the floor!
I wanna see your hands!
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563. - I also wanna see your hands!
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564. You're taking
all the good lines.
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565. - Look alive, squad.
We don't have much time.
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566. - If anything happens to Jake,
I'll never forgive myself.
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567. My last words to him were,
"No, you're the man."
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568. - That actually sounds
pretty nice, Boyle.
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569. - Nice isn't good enough, Sarge.
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570. - Okay, everyone, be cool,
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571. and nobody's getting hurt.
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572. - They're almost done
with the vaults.
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573. When is the squad
gonna get here?
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574. - Peralta, cops.
- Yes.
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575. - I mean, oh, no, what a bummer.
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576. The police.
But still, maybe a lesson
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577. for all of us
that crime doesn't pay.
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578. - We go in the front door,
we use the wedge formation.
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579. On my command.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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580. wait, wait, wait for me!
I'm here, I'm here.
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581. Okay, I followed you here
all the way on my bike.
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582. - We were going very fast.
- I know.
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583. I'm still pretty coked up.
Let's do this, Nine-Nine!
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584. - You are not a police officer.
You're not part of this mission.
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585. - Right, okay.
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586. Well, I'm just gonna go
in this bank and cash a check.
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587. Whatever happens happens.
Am I right?
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588. Let's do this!
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589. - NYPD, hands up, weapons down!
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590. Put 'em down, now!
- Masks off!
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591. - Let's see your hands.
- Great work, boys.
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592. We're cops.
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593. Wait, where's Captain Holt?
- Who's Captain Holt?
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594. I don't know a Captain Holt.
- What?
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595. - NYPD, put down your weapons!
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596. - Oh!
- What the hell?
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597. - What is happening?
- We're at the wrong bank.
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598. I'm crashing.
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599. - We're NYPD officers.
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600. This is an undercover operation.
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601. - That's a lie, Peralta.
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602. You're the Golden Gang.
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603. We've been onto you for weeks,
but we finally got you.
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604. - Hawkins?
How did you get over there?
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605. Who are they?
- You tell me.
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606. They're your crew.
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607. - They got us, Jake.
It's over.
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608. - I've never seen them before.
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609. What is going on?
- Good job, everyone.
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610. We finally got the Golden Gang.
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611. I can't believe you thought
you were gonna take me down.
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612. - You are not gonna
get away with this.
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613. - Oh, I already did,
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614. and Captain Holt won't be able
to get you out of this one.
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615. Get them out of my sight.
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616. Dirty cops make me sick!
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617. - They make me sick!
I'm the sick one!
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618. She's dirty!
I'm clean!
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619. I'm a clean boy!
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620. - Not a doctor.
- Shh.
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