1. My fellow detectives,
ours is not an easy job.Copy !req
2. The hours are long,
the danger is constant.Copy !req
3. The pay is LOL.Copy !req
4. But today, a glimmer of hope.Copy !req
5. For today,
a new vending machine.Copy !req
6. Behold him in
all of his glory.Copy !req
7. So full of
strength and promise,Copy !req
8. and most importantly, sodium,
gluten, and fat. Whoo!Copy !req
9. The time has finally come
to christen the machine.Copy !req
10. Boyle, the champagne?Copy !req
11. Well, technically, it's a Hungarian
Pezsgo from the Tárnok Valley.Copy !req
12. For once in your life,
don't ruin it. Give him the bottle.Copy !req
13. Thank you.Copy !req
14. I hereby christen theeCopy !req
15. Snacky Chan!Copy !req
16. Whoa!Copy !req
17. Okay, well, at least
it was just the keypad.Copy !req
18. None of the snacks
got messed up.Copy !req
19. Whoa! Go!
Right!Copy !req
20. Okay, okay.Copy !req
21. No! It should've been me.
It should've been me!Copy !req
22. Our perp's name is Karl Ove.Copy !req
23. My CI said he's selling
counterfeit caviar out of a blue stall.Copy !req
24. This place smells like a squid
farted inside a whale's butt.Copy !req
25. Yes, that is
the exact combo of smells.Copy !req
26. Nicely done.Copy !req
27. Hey, next week is my
six-month anniversary with Amy.Copy !req
28. Should I do something special?Copy !req
29. You know what I like about
our relationship, Jake?Copy !req
30. We don't talk about our
love lives or our families,Copy !req
31. or anything that's on
our minds.Copy !req
32. It's why you're my closest
friend in the world.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I know,
but I need help on this.Copy !req
34. I asked Boyle
and he was useless.Copy !req
35. Put a baby in her, Jake.
What are you waiting for?Copy !req
36. So, do that then.
Problem solved.Copy !req
37. Look, it's our guy.Copy !req
38. Excuse me, sir,
we're with the NYPD.Copy !req
39. I just need to ask
you a couple of...Copy !req
40. Oh! Shrimp! I hate that!Copy !req
41. You're under arrest,
punk. Nobody gets away from Jake Per...Copy !req
42. Something yucky touched me!
Ugh, gross, gross, gross!Copy !req
43. Hang on. What's that?Copy !req
44. What have we here?Copy !req
45. What?Copy !req
46. I have no idea
what you're saying.Copy !req
47. Just as I suspected
immediately.Copy !req
48. It's a flawless 39-carat diamond
that was stolen six weeks agoCopy !req
49. from the Royal
Stockholm Museum.Copy !req
50. I've just received
word from InterpolCopy !req
51. that two detectives
are on their wayCopy !req
52. from Sweden
to pick up the suspect.Copy !req
53. Please make them
feel welcome.Copy !req
54. Welcome? We're gonna
roll out the fricking red carpet.Copy !req
55. Working a jewel heist
with Interpol?Copy !req
56. This is the best thing
that's ever happened to me!Copy !req
57. Second best.
Aw.Copy !req
58. First best.
I was lying to Amy.Copy !req
59. Do you guys know anyone
who wants some used textbooks?Copy !req
60. I'd love them.Copy !req
61. It's never too late to teach
yourself something new...Copy !req
62. So, no one. Great.Copy !req
63. Why are you
throwing those out?Copy !req
64. Because I'm never gonna
pass this astronomy final.Copy !req
65. So, I won't graduate.
So, my life is ruined.Copy !req
66. Or we could
help you study.Copy !req
67. I did graduate
magna cum laude from Syracuse.Copy !req
68. I know that sounds
like a brag. And it was!Copy !req
69. Terry killed it in college.Copy !req
70. Plus, I know a thing
or two about astronomy.Copy !req
71. I had 11 straight birthdays
at the planetarium.Copy !req
72. That was also a brag.Copy !req
73. My God, you guys are
such pathetic nerds.Copy !req
74. But maybe that's what I need right now,
pathetic nerds.Copy !req
75. Okay. You pathetic
nerds can help me.Copy !req
76. Thank you?Copy !req
77. You are so welcome.Copy !req
78. Peralta, Diaz.Copy !req
79. This is Inspector Knausgaard
and Deputy Inspector Carlsson.Copy !req
80. Their flight here
was eight hours.Copy !req
81. It's been a pleasure
talking with youCopy !req
82. about the duration
of your flight.Copy !req
83. Good day.Copy !req
84. Well, there goes
my opening questionCopy !req
85. about how long
your flight was.Copy !req
86. It was eight hours.
Yeah, no, I got that.Copy !req
87. I was joking, sorry. It must
have got lost in translation.Copy !req
88. No, we understand you
perfectly.Copy !req
89. Everyone in Sweden
speaks English.Copy !req
90. We also speak Norwegian, Dutch,
German, French, Russian, and Finnish.Copy !req
91. But not Danish.Copy !req
92. That is a garbage language
for garbage people.Copy !req
93. Yeah.
Word up.Copy !req
94. Well, I have almost memorized
Gangnam Style phonetically,Copy !req
95. so samesies.Copy !req
96. I don't know this word.
"Samesies"?Copy !req
97. From context,
I believe it meansCopy !req
98. "proudly uneducated."
Ah.Copy !req
99. So...
No.Copy !req
100. where's our prisoner?
Being processed.Copy !req
101. But in the meantime,Copy !req
102. may I offer you some
of the finest cuisineCopy !req
103. in Brooklyn from
my favorite restaurant?Copy !req
104. The food cart outside the
precinct. It's really good.Copy !req
105. Hmm, none for Soren.Copy !req
106. He's allergic to lactose,
gluten, and tomato ketchup.Copy !req
107. Oh.
Also, none for Agneta.Copy !req
108. She and her husband are
trying to have another baby,Copy !req
109. so she can't eat anything
that will alter her cervical pH.Copy !req
110. Oh. You guys are real close,
huh?Copy !req
111. In Sweden, we believe for
a proper team to function,Copy !req
112. partners must be completely
open with each other.Copy !req
113. Yeah. We have no secrets.Copy !req
114. Not even our bodies. We
sauna together all the time.Copy !req
115. Yeah, well, we are
also very close.Copy !req
116. One time, Rosa saw me
in my bathing suit.Copy !req
117. No, I didn't,
you told me to turn around. Yeah.Copy !req
118. Well, since we cannot eat
your disgusting street food,Copy !req
119. could you please check if our
prisoner has been processed?Copy !req
120. Yeah, we don't mean
to offend, it's justCopy !req
121. this place is filthy and you
both seem unprofessional.Copy !req
122. Unprofessional?Copy !req
123. Well, we were going
to take youCopy !req
124. to our favorite
laser tag place,Copy !req
125. but now, you're
officially uninvited.Copy !req
126. Rosa.Copy !req
127. Ah, Boyle. Just the man
we were looking for.Copy !req
128. Kevin has accepted
a fellowship to teachCopy !req
129. at the Sorbonne for
the next six months.Copy !req
130. Oh, I love Paris.Copy !req
131. At least how it's represented
in the movie Ratatouille.Copy !req
132. Uh...
The rodent chef.Copy !req
133. Ah, yes. Farfetched.Copy !req
134. Anyway, Kevin and I belong
to the Park Slope Racquet Club,Copy !req
135. where we've established
a squash doubles dynasty.Copy !req
136. We've taken home
the trophy two years in a row.Copy !req
137. Unfortunately, I'll be flying to Paris
this year during the tournament.Copy !req
138. It's a seven-hour flight.Copy !req
139. I remember you told me
you played in college.Copy !req
140. Three-time intramural
champion at Sarah Lawrence.Copy !req
141. Would have been four,
but senior year I played GreaseballCopy !req
142. in our school's production
of Starlight Express.Copy !req
143. Interesting casting.Copy !req
144. In any case, I would be honored
if you would take my place,Copy !req
145. so that Raymond
could make it a treble.Copy !req
146. Absolutely!
I would love to do that!Copy !req
147. Great.
Formidable.Copy !req
148. Yup! That is great.
This is great.Copy !req
149. This is terrible.
Why?Copy !req
150. You always said you wanted
more face time with Holt.Copy !req
151. No, not like this. Squash
brings out my competitive side.Copy !req
152. Breaking racquets, cursing,
excessive mooning.Copy !req
153. One time,
just to psych a guy out,Copy !req
154. I locked eyes with him
and ate a squash ball.Copy !req
155. That's not possible.Copy !req
156. It's still in me, Terry.Copy !req
157. Look, the point is
to have fun.Copy !req
158. So, just relax
and have fun.Copy !req
159. Right, right, right, yeah.
It's just a game. It's fun.Copy !req
160. There's no need for Holt to
see me unleash the beast.Copy !req
161. Okay.Copy !req
162. That's a strange
little man.Copy !req
163. Probably telling Captain Holt
how much they like toCopy !req
164. sauna together.Copy !req
165. Please.Copy !req
166. They think they're so greatCopy !req
167. just 'cause they know
each other's allergies.Copy !req
168. You know what
I'm allergic to?Copy !req
169. Yup. Them.
Totally.Copy !req
170. And also bees.
You should know that.Copy !req
171. If I got stung by a bee,
I could die.Copy !req
172. Detectives,
I've been talking with the inspectors.Copy !req
173. There's been a development
in the Köttbullediamant case.Copy !req
174. Excellent pronunciation,
Captain. Tack.Copy !req
175. They believe our perp
may have smuggledCopy !req
176. more stolen Swedish
diamonds into Brooklyn.Copy !req
177. Oh, well, thank you
for the tip.Copy !req
178. Have a wonderful
flight home.Copy !req
179. We will send you the jewels
as soon as we find them.Copy !req
180. They're staying and
working the case with you.Copy !req
181. Ah, fantastic.Copy !req
182. Rosa, could you please fill
my car with a million bees?Copy !req
183. Okay, since
the Swedes are rudely late,Copy !req
184. let's talk anniversary gift.Copy !req
185. Should I get Amy something
cazh like shot glasses,Copy !req
186. or something less cazh,
like golden shot glasses?Copy !req
187. Still don't care.
How about I get a jumpCopy !req
188. on our new partners and
search the perp's apartment?Copy !req
189. Right. We'll get some clues, solve
the case, make them look like fools.Copy !req
190. They can eat
our American dust.Copy !req
191. No, no. Soren is probably allergic to dust.Copy !req
192. Oh, hello!Copy !req
193. Yes, I am allergic
to dust.Copy !req
194. Everyone is.
That's what sneezes are.Copy !req
195. You're what sneezes are.
Okay.Copy !req
196. What are you guys
doing here?Copy !req
197. Oh, in Sweden,
we call it police work.Copy !req
198. Perhaps you don't
have a word for it?Copy !req
199. Oh,
I hate you. This is our case.Copy !req
200. You can't work it
without us.Copy !req
201. Get your weird,
hairless fingers off of it.Copy !req
202. Soren shaves his fingers for
cycling. It cuts down on drag.Copy !req
203. Agneta is
my biggest fanatic.Copy !req
204. Just as I am a fanatic
of her slam poetry.Copy !req
205. Would you like to hear some?
Would I like to?Copy !req
206. I would hate to!
Your loss.Copy !req
207. Well, we've already
searched the entire apartment.Copy !req
208. Yeah, well,
now we're gonna search it,Copy !req
209. and find things you all missed,
like this!Copy !req
210. Your own keys?Copy !req
211. Damn straight.
Bag 'em, Diaz.Copy !req
212. Astronomy is full
of interesting facts.Copy !req
213. For instance, here's one that
Hollywood doesn't want you to know.Copy !req
214. A parsec is actually
a measure of distance.Copy !req
215. One of the many inaccuracies
in the Star Wars universe.Copy !req
216. Uh-huh. And what's
Star Wars?Copy !req
217. Oh, boy.Copy !req
218. Maybe I'm getting
ahead of myself.Copy !req
219. Okay, let's talk planets.
Jupiter is a gas giant.Copy !req
220. So is Hitchcock.
How does this help me?Copy !req
221. It also has 67 moons.Copy !req
222. I came up with a fun mnemonic
device to remember them all.Copy !req
223. It goes, "Every Individual
Gets CrayonsCopy !req
224. "After Telling His Aggressive Little
Mongoose Painter Called 'Ernest'Copy !req
225. "Some Lies About
Tiny Panda Heads.Copy !req
226. "Maybe One Kid
Could Take Her ElephantCopy !req
227. "Into California, Except..."Copy !req
228. Where's Gina?Copy !req
229. She told me you
called me a "gas giant."Copy !req
230. Well, now, you and I
will never hook up.Copy !req
231. Uh-oh. What's this?
A little piece of evidenceCopy !req
232. that evaded your
bald little hands.Copy !req
233. A shipping manifest that was
shoved into the back of a drawer.Copy !req
234. Our perp transferred
a containerCopy !req
235. to a shipyard in
Bay Ridge on October 11 th.Copy !req
236. That arrived over a month ago,
I doubt you'll find anything in it.Copy !req
237. Please,
you're just pissedCopy !req
238. we cracked the case wide open
and you've got nada.Copy !req
239. That's right,
I speak Spanish.Copy !req
240. Actually, we've got
much more than nada.Copy !req
241. Damn it, he speaks
Spanish, too.Copy !req
242. Agneta found an invitation to
a party tonight at the home ofCopy !req
243. Alvar Gustavsson.Copy !req
244. The hot blond guy
from True Blood? Oh!Copy !req
245. No, the Swedish millionaire
with ties to organized crime.Copy !req
246. Alvar Gustavsson.
Yeah.Copy !req
247. Oh, that
Alvar Gooz-hev-vren.Copy !req
248. Well, you're welcome to
pursue that dead-end leadCopy !req
249. while we go to the shipping
container and find the jewels.Copy !req
250. And maybe to celebrate, Rosa will
wear them to your dumb-ass party.Copy !req
251. No, they're priceless,
please do not do that.Copy !req
252. Yeah, obviously,
we wouldn't.Copy !req
253. We were just being jerks.
See you later, jerks.Copy !req
254. Okay.
Bye, Jake. Bye, Rosie.Copy !req
255. Whoo!Copy !req
256. You ready, Boyle?Copy !req
257. Psyched up?
No, why?Copy !req
258. Do I seem psyched?Copy !req
259. 'Cause I'm definitely not.
I just want to have fun.Copy !req
260. And to win.Copy !req
261. Hey, if we all have fun
and don't throw any racquetsCopy !req
262. and don't eat squash balls,
then we're all winners.Copy !req
263. What?
Nothing. I'll serve.Copy !req
264. Out.
What?Copy !req
265. Are you out of your mind?
That was...Copy !req
266. fun.Copy !req
267. That was a fun call.Copy !req
268. You're a real
fun guy, fun guy.Copy !req
269. This is fun!
This is fun!Copy !req
270. Gina! I know astronomy
can seemCopy !req
271. a little daunting
and scientific,Copy !req
272. but I have a friend
who I thinkCopy !req
273. can make it pretty
interesting.Copy !req
274. Who dis?Copy !req
275. Hi, Gina,
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.Copy !req
276. And I care, why?Copy !req
277. Director of
the Hayden Planetarium.Copy !req
278. One of the world's
leading astrophysicists.Copy !req
279. And he's doing
me a huge favor.Copy !req
280. And how do you know Terrance,
Space Tie?Copy !req
281. We're gym buddies.Copy !req
282. Damn, Neil deGrasse Tyson!
How are you doing that?Copy !req
283. It's physics, Terry.
It's physics.Copy !req
284. Gina, look.
Give me two hours.Copy !req
285. You'll not only
pass your exam,Copy !req
286. you'll gain a deeper
appreciation of the universeCopy !req
287. through which we journey
on this spaceship Earth.Copy !req
288. Spaceship Earth?
Way to go.Copy !req
289. You just made Earth lame,
and that is my house.Copy !req
290. Gina, why did you want
to take astronomy?Copy !req
291. Because I thought
it would be cool,Copy !req
292. just me sitting around
naming moons left and right,Copy !req
293. like Zorp, Bong, Dingo.Copy !req
294. Etcetera. That would be
one of the names, Etcetera.Copy !req
295. She's gonna fail,
isn't she?Copy !req
296. Big time.
Yeah.Copy !req
297. According to
the shipping company,Copy !req
298. the container that came in
on October 11 th is 34G1.Copy !req
299. Cool.Copy !req
300. Hey, what did you
and Marcus doCopy !req
301. for your six-month
anniversary?Copy !req
302. Keeping in mind that
he's dreamy and romantic,Copy !req
303. and I only own $50.Copy !req
304. Marcus and I broke up.
What? When?Copy !req
305. A month ago.
A month ago?Copy !req
306. How do I not know
about this?Copy !req
307. Because we don't talk
about that crap.Copy !req
308. We're not lame
like the Swedes.Copy !req
309. Right. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
310. If Agneta broke up with her husband,
she'd probably be all,Copy !req
311. "Oh, Soren,
I am so heartbroken,"Copy !req
312. and he'd be like,
"What can I do to help? I'm sorry,"Copy !req
313. and give her a big old hug and she'd
be all feeling better like an idiot.Copy !req
314. We don't need to do that because
what we do together is solve crimes.Copy !req
315. You know it.Copy !req
316. For example, 34G1.
Boom.Copy !req
317. We are about to uncover
a butt-load of diamonds.Copy !req
318. Exactly.Copy !req
319. It's fish!
It's fish, Rosa!Copy !req
320. Ugh.Copy !req
321. Swedes.Copy !req
322. Oh, hello, Jake.
You missed quite a party.Copy !req
323. The blond man from
True Blood was there.Copy !req
324. Very cool guy.
So cool.Copy !req
325. Yeah, that's cool. Hey,
this is weird because I hate you guys,Copy !req
326. but can I ask you
a question?Copy !req
327. If you broke up
with your husband,Copy !req
328. would you tell
Soren about it?Copy !req
329. Are you making a funny
laugh joke right now?Copy !req
330. I would insist
he be there for itCopy !req
331. so that my husband would
have a shoulder to cry on.Copy !req
332. Yeah, several years ago,
Agneta and LarsCopy !req
333. were having trouble
conceiving.Copy !req
334. She didn't even have to
ask me to donate my sperm.Copy !req
335. I had it already in a Tooperware,
ready to go.Copy !req
336. Wow, that's so gross,
yeah.Copy !req
337. Can we ask you a
question? Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
338. Why do you smell
like fish? Is it hygiene?Copy !req
339. No, we spent the night cutting
open hundreds of dogfishCopy !req
340. to see if they had
diamonds inside.Copy !req
341. Did they? Wouldn't
you like to know?Copy !req
342. Yeah. It would be
pertinent to the case.Copy !req
343. They didn't. Although,
one did have a battery in it.Copy !req
344. What kind of a sicko
feeds a battery to a fish?Copy !req
345. Well, while you were
wasting your time,Copy !req
346. we set up a meeting
on 14 NovemberCopy !req
347. with the man
we think is the buyer.Copy !req
348. Um...
No, don't worry, Soren.Copy !req
349. I rescheduled your cycling
practice for 16 November,Copy !req
350. and your dentist
for 19 November.Copy !req
351. You know me so well.Copy !req
352. Ugh. Those guys suck.Copy !req
353. They're so into each other, they're
probably gonna start holding hands.Copy !req
354. Oh, they're actually
holding hands.Copy !req
355. Yeah, they are awful,
for sure.Copy !req
356. All tall and beautiful,Copy !req
357. and you don't want to know what
they've got in their "Tooperware."Copy !req
358. But honestly, I don't know that
it's that bad that they're close.Copy !req
359. Wrong, it's the worst.
Okay.Copy !req
360. Oh, my God, I just figured
out where the diamonds are.Copy !req
361. We thought the shipping container
came in on October 11 th, 10/11,Copy !req
362. but dumb Europeans
write their dates backwards.Copy !req
363. We should've been going
through the one from 10 November.Copy !req
364. Of course! Stupid rest of the world,
writing their date all dumb.Copy !req
365. Yeah. Let's go.
Okay.Copy !req
366. Boyle.Copy !req
367. Is everything okay,
you know, with your brain?Copy !req
368. Yeah. I'm great.
I'm having a lot of fun.Copy !req
369. Yes, I've heard you
say that 162 times.Copy !req
370. You do realize that if
we lose this next match,Copy !req
371. we're out of
the tournament?Copy !req
372. Yes, but the important
thing is we had a good time.Copy !req
373. No! The important thing
is that we win the trophy.Copy !req
374. Because I promised Kevin before
he left for Paris that we would do that.Copy !req
375. Do you know why
I chose you as my partner?Copy !req
376. Because I'm the most
athletic person you know?Copy !req
377. No, because of an article I read
in the Sarah Lawrence PhoenixCopy !req
378. about a young man they called
"squash's unhinged lunatic."Copy !req
379. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
380. According to that article,
that lunatic was 27-0.Copy !req
381. I need him on my team.Copy !req
382. I need you to unleash
the beast.Copy !req
383. Whoo!Copy !req
384. You butternuts ready
to get squashed?Copy !req
385. "Huh? What? Duh?"Copy !req
386. That's you guys
while I smoke your butts,Copy !req
387. because Ray-Ray and the Beast
don't even give a what.Copy !req
388. We don't give a what.
Uh-uh.Copy !req
389. Whoo! Let's do this.Copy !req
390. Booyahkah, suckers!Copy !req
391. Yeah!
Oh!Copy !req
392. Yeah!Copy !req
393. What?Copy !req
394. You kidding me?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
395. Yes!Copy !req
396. Whoo!
Ow!Copy !req
397. Way to go!
That's it, baby!Copy !req
398. Gina, great news.Copy !req
399. Oh, no. Is Neil deGrasse
Tyson here?Copy !req
400. He will not stop
trying to friend me.Copy !req
401. No, but we think
we figured outCopy !req
402. how you're gonna
pass your test.Copy !req
403. Yeah, we realized that
we were trying to get youCopy !req
404. to learn using
our methods.Copy !req
405. We should've been
speaking your language.Copy !req
406. The language of...Copy !req
407. Dance!Copy !req
408. 13.8 billion years ago,
there was nothing.Copy !req
409. And then the big bang!Copy !req
410. Yes! Now, Amy, back up
till you feel the wall.Copy !req
411. And, Terry, ditch the shirt.Copy !req
412. I'm ready to learn.Copy !req
413. And that's how you
calculate parallax distance.Copy !req
414. So, you ready
for the test?Copy !req
415. Oh, I took it this morning.
I passed.Copy !req
416. What? It was nice how
much you guys cared,Copy !req
417. so I actually opened up
my textbook for the first time.Copy !req
418. Y'all, astronomy is
kind of interesting.Copy !req
419. And I am hella smart.Copy !req
420. Then why'd you make us
do that whole dance?Copy !req
421. Two reasons,Copy !req
422. uno and dos.Copy !req
423. I get that.Copy !req
424. One-two, one-two,
one-two, one-two.Copy !req
425. I guess we are
the better team.Copy !req
426. Why do people like these
things? They're just shiny rocks.Copy !req
427. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
428. You should be happier.
We found the jewels, we won.Copy !req
429. Yeah, you're right.
We should celebrate.Copy !req
430. Why don't we go to a bar
and drink in silence?Copy !req
431. Cool. Sounds good.
No, I was being a bitch.Copy !req
432. How did you not
pick up on that?Copy !req
433. What is your problem,
man?Copy !req
434. Is this about your stupid
anniversary present?Copy !req
435. Yeah, that, and you not
telling me about Marcus.Copy !req
436. We're supposed
to be friends.Copy !req
437. You sound like Soren or Agneta,
whichever the boy one is.Copy !req
438. Well, say what
you want about them,Copy !req
439. but at least
they communicate, you know?Copy !req
440. I've never even heard
your slam poetry, Rosa.Copy !req
441. Why do you all
of a sudden care aboutCopy !req
442. every single little
detail of my life?Copy !req
443. Because all we talk about
is cop stuff, all right?Copy !req
444. And that was fine
when we were 20Copy !req
445. because that's all
I cared about.Copy !req
446. But we're adults now
and there are other things,Copy !req
447. like me and Amy
and you and Marcus,Copy !req
448. that friends are supposed
to talk about.Copy !req
449. Well, I guess
we're not friends then.Copy !req
450. Wow.Copy !req
451. All right,
I guess we're not.Copy !req
452. Oh, uh-oh.Copy !req
453. We're moving.
Oh, really?Copy !req
454. Thank you for sharing that
intimate detail about your life.Copy !req
455. Jake.
I know, we're screwed.Copy !req
456. I was being a bitch again!Copy !req
457. All right,
I called for backup.Copy !req
458. I also texted
all of my friends.Copy !req
459. You'll notice your
phone didn't buzz.Copy !req
460. I think we're in Red Hook.
We're not on the BQE anymore.Copy !req
461. Nice try, Rosa.Copy !req
462. Don't try to kiss up
to me by mentioningCopy !req
463. my third-favorite
New York expressway.Copy !req
464. Shut up! We pulled
into a parking lot.Copy !req
465. Things are about to go down.Copy !req
466. Backup won't make it here
in time. It's just me and you.Copy !req
467. I heard two voices
in the truck.Copy !req
468. There'll be more
if there's a meet-up.Copy !req
469. Go word is "Glurg."
Copy that.Copy !req
470. Flergen!
Come on, is that you?Copy !req
471. I haven't seen you
since Blorgenbergen, man!Copy !req
472. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
473. Give me a hand,
you old dummy.Copy !req
474. It's me, Glurg.Copy !req
475. NYPD! Drop it!
Drop it, you're under arrest.Copy !req
476. I hope they have saunas
in Swedish prison.Copy !req
477. They do,
actually. They're quite nice. Oh.Copy !req
478. Kevin, there's something
we'd like to show you.Copy !req
479. Ta-da!Copy !req
480. Ah, magnifique.Copy !req
481. The treble is ours.Copy !req
482. I look forward to getting
number four next year.Copy !req
483. Actually, we've been banned
for life from all future tournaments.Copy !req
484. Oh, no. What happened?Copy !req
485. My fault, Kevin.Copy !req
486. I snapped
the second-place trophyCopy !req
487. over my knee and
threw it in a urinal.Copy !req
488. Oh, my.
Yeah.Copy !req
489. But the important
thing is, we had fun.Copy !req
490. Yeah.Copy !req
491. So, we'll be taking the jewels
back to Sweden tomorrow.Copy !req
492. Yeah. Guess you were wrong about us,
huh? Bet you feel pretty stupid.Copy !req
493. Actually, when you're wrong,
that means you've learned something.Copy !req
494. And any opportunity
for learning is good.Copy !req
495. Ugh. You are
the absolute worst.Copy !req
496. I hope you die in a fjord.Copy !req
497. No, no, we are trying to say we
are happy to have worked with you.Copy !req
498. Yeah, I know. That is
an infuriating attitude.Copy !req
499. Yeah,
I second the fjord thing.Copy !req
500. Bye, Jake. Bye, Rosie.Copy !req
501. It's just how they walk
around, I guess.Copy !req
502. Get your hands off each other,
weirdoes. God.Copy !req
503. Well, nice job today.Copy !req
504. I guess we didn't have to know
each other to have each other's backs.Copy !req
505. So, drink in silence?Copy !req
506. This sucks.Copy !req
507. We solved the case and
told the Swedes how to die.Copy !req
508. I should be happy,
but I can tell you're bummed,Copy !req
509. and that's not cool
'cause we are friends.Copy !req
510. Really?
Yes.Copy !req
511. And I thought of
what you should doCopy !req
512. with Amy for
your anniversary.Copy !req
513. Oh, thank God.
I got her a boogie board.Copy !req
514. It has an iguana playing electric
guitar on it. She's gonna hate it.Copy !req
515. The New York Public Library
lets VIPs stay there overnight.Copy !req
516. Ooh, that's perfect. But wait,
how do I become a library VIP?Copy !req
517. I forgot to return Superfudge
in the fourth grade,Copy !req
518. and I've been scared
to go back ever since.Copy !req
519. Don't worry about it.
I can hook you up.Copy !req
520. My new boyfriend
works there.Copy !req
521. You shared!
What's his name?Copy !req
522. No, wait.
I don't want to push too hard.Copy !req
523. No, it's cool.Copy !req
524. I want to tell you his name.Copy !req
525. Oh, okay, just gonna take
a quick drink break.Copy !req
526. Here comes the name.Copy !req
527. Nope. Uno más.Copy !req
528. All righty. Good Lord!Copy !req
529. Putting 'em away.Copy !req
530. I have to imagine these belong
to someone else.Copy !req
531. It's fine.
Yeah.Copy !req
532. It's Tom.
I love it!Copy !req