1. Cluck, cluck!
Gobble, gobble!Copy !req
2. Guess who just came from the
PS 321 Thanksgiving Parade?Copy !req
3. Charles, you actually
might...Copy !req
4. Who's Charles?
I'm Tommy Gobbler,Copy !req
5. and I'm stuffed with
Thanksgiving happiness!Copy !req
6. Gobble, gobble!Copy !req
7. Seriously, Charles...
Uh-uh, I warned you!Copy !req
8. I'm Tommy Gobbler,
you silly pilgrim.Copy !req
9. Okay, Tommy Gobbler.
There you go!Copy !req
10. These are the Davidsons.Copy !req
11. They want to know what happened
to their missing grandmother.Copy !req
12. I have some deeply
tragic news for you.Copy !req
13. Listen up. Diaz and I
are going to RikersCopy !req
14. to interview a guy
we think has infoCopy !req
15. on the Douglass
Street murders.Copy !req
16. Also, IT says
the Internet is down.Copy !req
17. What? No!Copy !req
18. I had just clicked
a link that saidCopy !req
19. "Balloon Boy Grew Up Hot."Copy !req
20. Now I will never see
those pictures.Copy !req
21. Can't you just use
the Internet on your phone?Copy !req
22. Bitch, you know
I'm out of data.Copy !req
23. Jake, can I speak to you
for a minute? In private.Copy !req
24. Ooh, someone's in trouble.Copy !req
25. It's me.
I don't know why I did that.Copy !req
26. So, Sharon will be here
in an hour.Copy !req
27. We're driving up to
the Berkshires to spendCopy !req
28. one last weekend alone
before the baby comes.Copy !req
29. Yeah! Somebody's
gonna get it!Copy !req
30. She's 37-weeks pregnant, man.
We're gonna eat pie in bed.Copy !req
31. Yeah.
I just wanted to ask...Copy !req
32. If Sharon gets here
before I'm back from Rikers,Copy !req
33. can you make sure
she's comfortable?Copy !req
34. And also, um...Copy !req
35. Keep Captain Holt
away from her.Copy !req
36. Really? Why?Copy !req
37. He's always weird around her
and it stresses her out.Copy !req
38. She says
he reminds her of thoseCopy !req
39. judgmental trees
from Lord of the Rings.Copy !req
40. They're called Ents.
Get a life, dweeb.Copy !req
41. I don't care.
Okay.Copy !req
42. Can you handle it?Copy !req
43. Yes, I can totally handle it.Copy !req
44. I will take care of Sharon.Copy !req
45. As long as she's carrying
my godchild inside of her,Copy !req
46. I am her god-husband.
She is my god-wife.Copy !req
47. And I will god-love her
forever. Come on, man.Copy !req
48. Don't say stuff like that.Copy !req
49. Which part? All of it?Copy !req
50. I'm going to assume
it's all of it,Copy !req
51. and just make my exeunt.Copy !req
52. Okay. Don't hurt me.Copy !req
53. Happy Thanksgiving, sir.Copy !req
54. This year, I'm more thankful than
ever to have you as my captain.Copy !req
55. And I'm thankful for
the low price of gasoline.Copy !req
56. And I'm thankful
for the friendship...Copy !req
57. I think there's been
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
58. There's no time for
everyone to have a turn.Copy !req
59. But I'm the only one
that didn't get to... Boyle.Copy !req
60. Now, with the Internet
being down,Copy !req
61. we'll have to do all
the paperwork by hand.Copy !req
62. Would you two be okay
with staying late tonight?Copy !req
63. Well, I was gonna
slow-cook a goose,Copy !req
64. but I guess I could
normal-cook her.Copy !req
65. Great. The bullpen is
getting overcrowded,Copy !req
66. and I don't want
the situation to deteriorate.Copy !req
67. I'm sorry if this
ruins your holiday.Copy !req
68. Nonsense.Copy !req
69. I'm thankful that you trust us
with such an important task.Copy !req
70. And I am thankful to have
such a dedicated employee.Copy !req
71. And I'm thankful...
Dismissed.Copy !req
72. Yep.Copy !req
73. Hey, Gina.Copy !req
74. I need a top-secret
favor.Copy !req
75. Sharon is coming to the
precinct and I need your help.Copy !req
76. Uh, it better not be pregnancy-related,
'cause that crap is nasty.Copy !req
77. The miracle of life?Copy !req
78. Dress it up however
you want,Copy !req
79. that's some disgusting
animal kingdom nonsense.Copy !req
80. Okay, don't worry
about Sharon.Copy !req
81. I'll take care of her. I've
got everything she needs.Copy !req
82. Pillow, blanket,Copy !req
83. copy of Breast-Feeders
magazine...Copy !req
84. Which, now that I say it out loud,
sounds like porn. Yep, it is.Copy !req
85. So what do you
need me for?Copy !req
86. Keeping Captain Holt
away from her.Copy !req
87. Terry says he gets very
awkward near Sharon.Copy !req
88. Hmm. That's one way
to put it.Copy !req
89. Ah, Sharon,
nice to see you.Copy !req
90. You look so big.
Like a mighty truck.Copy !req
91. I can help you avoid
Captain Holt.Copy !req
92. I'll keep you apprised
of his location at all times.Copy !req
93. Gina. Peralta.
He's behind me.Copy !req
94. Yeah.Copy !req
95. I love paperwork,
but this is crazy.Copy !req
96. There isn't even time
to savor it.Copy !req
97. Charles,
you're going so fast.Copy !req
98. I don't have a choice. We can't
let this place fill up with perps.Copy !req
99. Yeah, but you're
gonna cramp.Copy !req
100. Are you kidding, baby?Copy !req
101. I've been cramping
for the past 20 minutes.Copy !req
102. I'm so attracted
to you right now.Copy !req
103. Sharon.Copy !req
104. Mrs. Sarge, how are you?Copy !req
105. Very pregnant.
Is Terry back yet?Copy !req
106. Not yet, but he will
be back any minute,Copy !req
107. and in the meantime,
I will take great careCopy !req
108. of my godchild
and my god-wife.Copy !req
109. Oh, yes. Terry did tell me that
you might be calling me that.Copy !req
110. Aw, you guys
talk about me?Copy !req
111. Sharon!Copy !req
112. Hello.
Oh, Raymond. Hi.Copy !req
113. Um, Captain, I need you
to sign this here and here.Copy !req
114. Excuse me, everyone. We
got to keep this area clear.Copy !req
115. If you could all proceed in a
wall-like fashion to the briefing room.Copy !req
116. Oh, oh, oh.
That's it.Copy !req
117. Also, right here and here.
Human blockade style.Copy !req
118. And here, and here,
and here.Copy !req
119. Give me one second, Gina,
I just want to say hi to Sharon.Copy !req
120. Just, um...Copy !req
121. Sharon is gone.Copy !req
122. Gina...Copy !req
123. Is also gone.Copy !req
124. Well, Sharon is happy,Copy !req
125. and Captain Holt has
no idea where she is.Copy !req
126. Damn, we are good at
stashing pregnant ladies.Copy !req
127. Guys?Copy !req
128. My water just broke.Copy !req
129. Don't worry about that,
we'll just get you another one.Copy !req
130. Oh, you mean
your body water!Copy !req
131. That's much worse.Copy !req
132. Okay, Terry.Copy !req
133. I love you.
Just hurry back.Copy !req
134. I love you too, baby.
Put Jake on, okay?Copy !req
135. Hey there, Sarge. Everything
is totally under control.Copy !req
136. As you know, her water broke and
she's had a couple of contractions.Copy !req
137. And... Hey, Sharon,
how are you doing vaginally?Copy !req
138. What? Don't ask her that!
Okay.Copy !req
139. Jake, all you have to do
is keep her comfortable.Copy !req
140. I'm on my way.
Okay, sounds good.Copy !req
141. And do you want to just
meet us at the hospital or...Copy !req
142. No hospital!
No hospital!Copy !req
143. Okay. Got it. Got it. Cool,
cool, cool. No hospital.Copy !req
144. I am picking up what
you're screaming down.Copy !req
145. We had a terrible experience
when Cagney and Lacey were born.Copy !req
146. Last time we went
to the hospital,Copy !req
147. they pushed me to
have a C-section,Copy !req
148. didn't have enough rooms,Copy !req
149. and the anesthesiologist
was a med studentCopy !req
150. who stabbed me
in the spinal cordCopy !req
151. 10 times before
he got it right!Copy !req
152. See? Needles in
your spine?Copy !req
153. Childbirth is
a horror movie.Copy !req
154. That is not helping.Copy !req
155. Jake, there's a copy of
our birth plan on my desk.Copy !req
156. Call the doula.Copy !req
157. Copy that.
I will call the doula.Copy !req
158. Which is a thing that
I definitely know what it is.Copy !req
159. A doula is someone
who supports youCopy !req
160. emotionally and physically and
coaches you through the process.Copy !req
161. Oh, I see. So, sort of
like a vaginal Gandalf.Copy !req
162. Stop saying that word!Copy !req
163. That's actually
a pretty good analogy.Copy !req
164. Well, Sharon liked it,
Sarge.Copy !req
165. All right, listen, you have
nothing to worry about.Copy !req
166. I've got it totally
under control here.Copy !req
167. Love you, bye. Great.Copy !req
168. So I'm gonna go get your birth
plan and then summon your wizard.Copy !req
169. Oh, Sharon, I heard you had
gone into labor in our police station.Copy !req
170. I hope you don't
contract an infection.Copy !req
171. Yeah, we all hope that.Copy !req
172. Hey, Capitán,Copy !req
173. can I speak with you outside
for just one moment?Copy !req
174. Don't leave me.Copy !req
175. Listen, you've got
your plate full today,Copy !req
176. and this whole Sharon-having-a-baby
thing is honestly beneath you.Copy !req
177. But I know a lot
about childbirth.Copy !req
178. My ex-boyfriend
Frederick was an OB/GYN,Copy !req
179. and we would often
talk about his work.Copy !req
180. Before he started
talking about it with...Copy !req
181. Dave.Copy !req
182. Well, you should
probably know thatCopy !req
183. I also have a lot of
experience with childbirth.Copy !req
184. And, with a final grunt,Copy !req
185. the mighty rhino
expels her calf.Copy !req
186. Ugh!Copy !req
187. Gross! Come out
of an egg next time.Copy !req
188. I'm gonna go
check in on Sharon.Copy !req
189. Make sure she's not pushing prematurely,
fatiguing the uterus.Copy !req
190. Okay. Wait,
you can't talk to her!Copy !req
191. Terry doesn't
want you in there.Copy !req
192. You make her
uncomfortable.Copy !req
193. I make her uncomfortable?Copy !req
194. Well, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
195. I should go confront her
about this at length.Copy !req
196. No, wait! You could,Copy !req
197. but I think that would
probably stress her out,Copy !req
198. and we're trying to
keep her calm right now.Copy !req
199. So maybe just...Copy !req
200. Focus on work?Copy !req
201. Of course.Copy !req
202. I only want to help.
Whatever's best for Sharon.Copy !req
203. Really?Copy !req
204. You're fine with that?Copy !req
205. Absolutely.
I don't take it personally.Copy !req
206. I mean, it's about me and my
behavior specifically, nobody else,Copy !req
207. not Hitchcock or Scully...
But yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
208. What a joyous occasion.Copy !req
209. So...
Sharon's water just broke.Copy !req
210. Are you kidding?
Let's go!Copy !req
211. Hold up.Copy !req
212. This guy knows where
our murderer is hiding.Copy !req
213. Just give me two minutes
alone with him.Copy !req
214. I'll let him know what's gonna
happen to him if he doesn't cooperate.Copy !req
215. I'm gonna miss
the birth of my child!Copy !req
216. It's a magical moment!Copy !req
217. Okay, okay!Copy !req
218. I'll tell you everything.Copy !req
219. Thank you for letting me be
part of this wonderful experience.Copy !req
220. You're a terrible person,
but you're welcome.Copy !req
221. There you go.
All right.Copy !req
222. Safe and sound.Copy !req
223. So I spoke
with your doily...Copy !req
224. Doula.
So close.Copy !req
225. And, unfortunately,
she is out of town for Thanksgiving.Copy !req
226. What?Copy !req
227. I also spoke with your backup doula,
who is in town.Copy !req
228. Oh, thank God. But is
assisting with another birth.Copy !req
229. Ugh! Should not have paused
between those two sentences.Copy !req
230. Yeah.
Jake, where's Terry?Copy !req
231. I don't know exactly,
but everything is okay.Copy !req
232. I have familiarized myself with the
soothing section of your birth plan,Copy !req
233. and I will now speak in a low,
calming, Barry White voice.Copy !req
234. Oh,
yeah. Just breathe, baby.Copy !req
235. You're making me
more tense.Copy !req
236. Yeah, I get why.Copy !req
237. I'm doing a bad,
bad job, girl.Copy !req
238. How about we put on
some relaxing music?Copy !req
239. I think that Terry's got
some CDs on his desk.Copy !req
240. Oh, great. Hey,
Gina, can you grab those?Copy !req
241. I have made the mistake
of looking at the birthing planCopy !req
242. and just learned
what an episiotomy is.Copy !req
243. I'm gonna need 90 minutes.Copy !req
244. Okay. I'll grab the CDs.Copy !req
245. Be right back.Copy !req
246. Oh, hey, sir, thank you again
for letting us use your office.Copy !req
247. I'm fine. I'm getting a lot of
work done here at Gina's desk.Copy !req
248. It's wonderful. She has all
my favorite chewing gums.Copy !req
249. Okay, well,
I'm just getting some CDsCopy !req
250. from Terry's desk
to help relax Sharon.Copy !req
251. I don't know why you're
telling me. I'm not involved.Copy !req
252. You made that very clear.Copy !req
253. All right.Copy !req
254. Do you work here?
I do.Copy !req
255. My son was arrested
six hours ago,Copy !req
256. and nobody can tell me
when he's getting out.Copy !req
257. What is going on?Copy !req
258. What is going on?
My son...Copy !req
259. Yup.
My son...Copy !req
260. Great question.Copy !req
261. I will be right
with you folks.Copy !req
262. Guys, we have to clear
some of these people.Copy !req
263. I'm trying to keep things calm
for Sharon, and this is not helping.Copy !req
264. I don't know
what to tell you.Copy !req
265. I'm already
writing dangerously fast.Copy !req
266. It's Smudge City here, Jake.
Smudge City!Copy !req
267. I mean, the problem is,
we only have one fax machine,Copy !req
268. and it takes four
minutes per page.Copy !req
269. It's Logjam City, Jake.
Logjam City!Copy !req
270. Well, Sharon is about to have a baby,
all right?Copy !req
271. So I need it to be Calm
City in here. Calm City!Copy !req
272. Hey, if you need
more fax machines,Copy !req
273. there's a ton of them in that
storage room where I go to take a nap.Copy !req
274. What?
What?Copy !req
275. Why didn't
you say something?Copy !req
276. And once again,
Hitchcock and Scully save the day.Copy !req
277. You didn't do anything.
It was all Scully.Copy !req
278. We're a package deal,
everyone knows that.Copy !req
279. Why is this train stopped?
I'm freaking out!Copy !req
280. Sorry for the delay,Copy !req
281. but it turns out
there's an exciting reason.Copy !req
282. The train in front of us has
a pregnant woman on board,Copy !req
283. and she's giving birth.Copy !req
284. Oh, don't applaud that!Copy !req
285. Hey, this is terrible!Copy !req
286. I'm sorry, but my wife is
giving birth right now, too!Copy !req
287. No, that's not what I want!
It feels real forced.Copy !req
288. Move this train!Copy !req
289. All right,
so I was unable to get the CDs,Copy !req
290. however, I can sing you
a very soothing tune.Copy !req
291. Something like...Copy !req
292. When I get that feelingCopy !req
293. I need sexual healing...Copy !req
294. Oh boy.Copy !req
295. What is that?
Is there a fire?Copy !req
296. All right,
I'm gonna go check this out.Copy !req
297. Sharon, you stay here and
prepare to jump out the window.Copy !req
298. That came out weird.Copy !req
299. Guys, what the hell
is going on?Copy !req
300. Hitchcock and
Scully saved the day.Copy !req
301. No, you plugged
10 fax machinesCopy !req
302. into one outlet
and caused a fire.Copy !req
303. But I pointed to the fire
extinguisher and was like,Copy !req
304. "The fire extinguisher's
over there."Copy !req
305. You pointed at
the toaster oven!Copy !req
306. You guys, the alarm
is freaking out Sharon.Copy !req
307. Does anyone know
how to turn it off?Copy !req
308. There's an override switch in
my office above the thermostat.Copy !req
309. Oh, great.
Can you turn it off?Copy !req
310. Yes, I'd love to
help out.Copy !req
311. Perhaps you'd like me to wear a
bomb suit with an opaque visor,Copy !req
312. so Sharon doesn't
know that it is I who...Copy !req
313. Just forget it.
I'll do it!Copy !req
314. Oh, good.
You didn't jump.Copy !req
315. What's going on?
Is everything okay?Copy !req
316. Yes, I just need to
flick this switchCopy !req
317. and turn off
the old alarm-a-roono.Copy !req
318. Oh, must've been
the wrong switch.Copy !req
319. But this one...Copy !req
320. Turns on the sprinklers.Copy !req
321. And apparently does not turn
them back off.Copy !req
322. Guys, what's going on?Copy !req
323. I thought you were gonna
clear the room?Copy !req
324. They won't listen to us.Copy !req
325. They're hungry and pissed
and they all hate cops.Copy !req
326. Would you guys just fix
the paperwork problem?Copy !req
327. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
328. Excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
329. Everyone, I'm gonna need
you all to clear the room.Copy !req
330. This woman is having
vaginal contractions.Copy !req
331. It's just "contractions,"
you don't have to add "vaginal" to it.Copy !req
332. Oh, sorry. This woman is
having non-vaginal contractions.Copy !req
333. Everyone out, please.Copy !req
334. That was better, right?Copy !req
335. Get you down...
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
336. All right, Sharon.Copy !req
337. Things are about to get
very calm in here, all right?Copy !req
338. Look at me. You're
gonna be so relaxed,Copy !req
339. that baby's gonna pop
right outCopy !req
340. onto the floor,
you won't even notice.Copy !req
341. Don't let my baby
touch the floor!Copy !req
342. Right, right!
Because of the filth.Copy !req
343. Where is Terry?Copy !req
344. I don't know.Copy !req
345. His phone's going
straight to voicemail.Copy !req
346. Maybe we should go
to the hospital.Copy !req
347. No hospital!Copy !req
348. Yeah, no hospital, baby.Copy !req
349. I will be right back.Copy !req
350. Sir?Copy !req
351. I need your help.Copy !req
352. I knew this moment would come,
and I will be the bigger man.Copy !req
353. I'd be happy to help.
Great.Copy !req
354. We need a doctor here
immediately.Copy !req
355. We have to get
your ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
356. I will not help you.Copy !req
357. Things did not end well
between Frederick and me.Copy !req
358. Ooh, why not?Copy !req
359. Dish, sir, dish.
Gina, no.Copy !req
360. I can't believe I'm saying this,
but we simply don't have timeCopy !req
361. to hear about the Captain's
sordid romantic past.Copy !req
362. What have you become?Copy !req
363. A hero in a time
of crisis.Copy !req
364. You stay here and
take care of Sharon.Copy !req
365. Ugh. What if she's still
pregnant when I get in there?Copy !req
366. Then you'll deal with it.Copy !req
367. Sir, we're going to
get Frederick right now.Copy !req
368. I'm sure he's over whatever
little fight you guys had.Copy !req
369. Frederick?
Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
370. Huh.Copy !req
371. Six more miles.
Run, Terry, run!Copy !req
372. Think of your wife
in the care of Jake!Copy !req
373. Sarge, look!Copy !req
374. Aw, hell yeah!Copy !req
375. Terry is terrified!Copy !req
376. It's no use,
they're all ruined.Copy !req
377. No email, now no fax.
What're we gonna do?Copy !req
378. I'll tell you what
my dad used to tell me.Copy !req
379. "When the going gets tough,Copy !req
380. "the pill bug curls into a
ball and pretends to be dead."Copy !req
381. You think we should
pretend to be dead?Copy !req
382. You asked for a solution,
I gave you one.Copy !req
383. Hitchcock, Scully,
how did you get things doneCopy !req
384. before the Internet
and faxing?Copy !req
385. Cocaine?
Right.Copy !req
386. And also the tubes.Copy !req
387. There's 27 miles
of pneumatic tubesCopy !req
388. under the city,
connecting all the precincts.Copy !req
389. Guys.Copy !req
390. You really think
these still work?Copy !req
391. Oh, I think they still...Copy !req
392. Help! Help!Copy !req
393. Okay, I found you
a pillow.Copy !req
394. Full disclosure,
it's Scully's hemorrhoid donut.Copy !req
395. I don't want that
near my baby.Copy !req
396. Yeah,
that's the right call.Copy !req
397. Okay,
I'm gonna go Howard Hughes my hands.Copy !req
398. I am so uncomfortable.Copy !req
399. Can we please try one of my
positions from my birth plan?Copy !req
400. Okay.Copy !req
401. Think positive
thoughts.Copy !req
402. You're in
a Channing Tatum movie.Copy !req
403. You're in
a Channing Tatum movie.Copy !req
404. I don't like Channing Tatum.Copy !req
405. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
406. Please don't slam
the door again.Copy !req
407. We have a bit of
a medical situation.Copy !req
408. Well, I wish I could help,Copy !req
409. but unfortunately,
I have a bit of a wooden duck situation.Copy !req
410. Excuse me, what now?Copy !req
411. Still on about the duck,
Frederick?Copy !req
412. Years ago,
when we moved in together,Copy !req
413. an antique duck decoy
of his was misplaced.Copy !req
414. It wasn't misplaced.Copy !req
415. You threw it in the trash.Copy !req
416. And with it,
our relationship.Copy !req
417. Oh, please.Copy !req
418. We had other problems. Or
have you forgotten about...Copy !req
419. Dave?Copy !req
420. Dave and I were co-workers
and nothing more.Copy !req
421. Nothing more.
Right?Copy !req
422. Problem solved, everybody's
friends. Let's go help Sharon.Copy !req
423. I will be happy to
assist youCopy !req
424. if you will just admit,
Raymond,Copy !req
425. that you threw my decoy
in the garbage.Copy !req
426. That will never happen,
because it's not true.Copy !req
427. Thank you for nothing.
Good day.Copy !req
428. Hi. Would you mind
just standing thereCopy !req
429. with your glorious beard
for one moment?Copy !req
430. I'll be right back.Copy !req
431. What the hell? Just tell
him what he wants to hear.Copy !req
432. But it's a lie.Copy !req
433. I don't give a crap, sir.Copy !req
434. Sharon needs a doctor,
so get over yourself.Copy !req
435. Tell him you threw away
his stupid duck,Copy !req
436. then give him 20 bucks
to buy a new one.Copy !req
437. It cost $740.
What?Copy !req
438. That is an insane price for
a duck! That's way too much!Copy !req
439. All right, now I'm angry
about the wrong thing.Copy !req
440. Look, just fix this
for Sharon.Copy !req
441. Frederick, the duck was ugly and
gross and I threw it in the garbage.Copy !req
442. Wow. Well, I know what I'm
thankful for this Thanksgiving.Copy !req
443. The truth.Copy !req
444. My phone's ringing!Copy !req
445. Oh! Oh, no! No!Copy !req
446. Terry's still not
answering his phone.Copy !req
447. Why am I the only one
who cares about this baby?Copy !req
448. Hey, what took so long?
Is she okay?Copy !req
449. Yeah, I was just telling her
the entire duck story,Copy !req
450. now that it finally
has a satisfying ending.Copy !req
451. No, everything's fine,Copy !req
452. but I am a little concerned
about Sharon's blood pressure.Copy !req
453. And this is
a terrible environment.Copy !req
454. I wouldn't call it
terrible.Copy !req
455. We're surrounded
by criminals,Copy !req
456. there's no bed,
and you can hear the faint soundCopy !req
457. of someone screaming
through all the vents.Copy !req
458. That's Hitchcock.Copy !req
459. His arm's stuck in
a pneumatic tube.Copy !req
460. It's hilarious.Copy !req
461. In my professional
opinion,Copy !req
462. Sharon should go
to the hospital.Copy !req
463. Hey.Copy !req
464. So, the doctor thinks we
should go to the hospital.Copy !req
465. No hospital!
No hospital!Copy !req
466. Yup, I thought
you might say that.Copy !req
467. Look, I can't get
a hold of Terry.Copy !req
468. That one was rough.Copy !req
469. Oh, maybe I should
listen to the doctor.Copy !req
470. What do you think?Copy !req
471. Sharon, it doesn't
matter what I think.Copy !req
472. You and the Sarge
have a plan.Copy !req
473. Yeah, but the plan changed,
like, five horrible things ago.Copy !req
474. I'm in a lot of pain.Copy !req
475. I mean, I know we said
no hospital, but...Copy !req
476. I don't want to risk anything
by making a stupid mistake.Copy !req
477. Look, you're my god-husband.Copy !req
478. We both know
that's a fake position.Copy !req
479. Not anymore.Copy !req
480. What would you do?Copy !req
481. Where is she?
Where's Sharon?Copy !req
482. Room 41B.Copy !req
483. Look, I'm sorry.
I know you said...Copy !req
484. Don't go
to the hospital!Copy !req
485. I tried calling you,
you didn't pick up.Copy !req
486. So you decided to doCopy !req
487. the exact opposite of
the one thing I told you?Copy !req
488. I thought it was
the right thing to do, Terry.Copy !req
489. Look, she's in there with Captain
Holt's ex-boyfriend right now,Copy !req
490. but don't worry, I made him
promise to stop bringing up the duck.Copy !req
491. What the hell are
you talking about?Copy !req
492. I... You know what?
I'll deal with you later.Copy !req
493. Seems like you already
dealt with me.Copy !req
494. I got the gist, we're good.Copy !req
495. Peralta, can I confess
something to you?Copy !req
496. I didn't throw Frederick's
duck in the garbage.Copy !req
497. Yes, I know, sir.Copy !req
498. I didn't throw the duck in the
garbage. I threw it off a bridge.Copy !req
499. Why would you do that?Copy !req
500. Well, Frederick and I
were having problems.Copy !req
501. He knew I disliked the duck
because of its weak beak,Copy !req
502. but he insisted on
displaying it anyway.Copy !req
503. I acted out
in a petty manner.Copy !req
504. Just as I did today.Copy !req
505. I'm sorry that
I wasn't more helpful.Copy !req
506. It's fine, I understand.Copy !req
507. You might find this
hard to believe,Copy !req
508. but I can be a little
childish sometimes, myself.Copy !req
509. Yes.Copy !req
510. You have gum in
your hair right now.Copy !req
511. Noted.
Hey!Copy !req
512. Hey! You guys came.Copy !req
513. What about all the paperwork?
We got it all in.Copy !req
514. Filed 900 forms by hand
in under 12 hours.Copy !req
515. It was tough, but worth it.
We wouldn't have missed this.Copy !req
516. Also, we had to go
to the ER anyway.Copy !req
517. Hitchcock's arm was
mangled by the tube.Copy !req
518. I'm in unspeakable pain.
Oh.Copy !req
519. Ugh, this is agonizing.Copy !req
520. It's been over an hour.Copy !req
521. This has to be a record
for longest childbirth.Copy !req
522. It's a girl!Copy !req
523. All right.Copy !req
524. Her name is Ava Jeffords.Copy !req
525. She's 14 pounds, 6 ounces.
Whoa.Copy !req
526. Oh, yeah, Terry Jeffords
makes big babies.Copy !req
527. Guys, I just want to say
thanks to all of you.Copy !req
528. Charles and Amy,
filling out forms.Copy !req
529. Rosa, I'm so thankful you
got me here on that bike.Copy !req
530. I'm thankful I could help.Copy !req
531. I'm thankful that I'm...Copy !req
532. Boyle, this is clearly a
moment between him and Diaz.Copy !req
533. Captain Holt,
you brought me the doctorCopy !req
534. that brought my girl
into the world.Copy !req
535. And Gina, I know you got past
your fears and helped Sharon out.Copy !req
536. I'm so happy for youCopy !req
537. and I never want to see your
daughter or remember this day.Copy !req
538. And Hitchcock and Scully,Copy !req
539. I assume you're here
for some unrelated injury.Copy !req
540. That's correct.Copy !req
541. Jake, can I see you
for a minute?Copy !req
542. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
543. It's a girl.Copy !req
544. Ouch! Worth it.Copy !req
545. Sharon and I wanted you to
be the first person to meet Ava.Copy !req
546. Oh, wow.Copy !req
547. She's beautiful.Copy !req
548. I'm sorry I got angry earlier.Copy !req
549. You did a great job today.Copy !req
550. Hospital was
the right decision.Copy !req
551. I'm so glad
you're Ava's godfather.Copy !req
552. I'm so glad you're
Sharon's god-husband.Copy !req
553. I'm so glad
you're my god-wife.Copy !req
554. I have no idea what
I'm saying at this point.Copy !req
555. Thank you, Jake.Copy !req
556. You want to hold her?Copy !req
557. Oh, um...Copy !req
558. Yeah, sure, that'd be great.Copy !req
559. The baby, Jake!Copy !req
560. Yeah! Right, right,
the normal thing.Copy !req