1. Falcon One,
do we have a go?Copy !req
2. The light is green,
Tiger One.Copy !req
3. What are you gonna say when
you crash through the window?Copy !req
4. Hey there,
sorry for dropping in.Copy !req
5. Goose bumps, Jake.
Goose bumps.Copy !req
6. Is the equipment secure?
Check.Copy !req
7. Weapon loaded?
Check.Copy !req
8. Did you have breakfast?Copy !req
9. What? That's not
on the checklist.Copy !req
10. I added it because
I care about you.Copy !req
11. No,
I did not have breakfast. Unacceptable.Copy !req
12. Look in your pocket.Copy !req
13. Hey, there's little
chocolate chips in this.Copy !req
14. Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to
trick my best friend into eating his fiber.Copy !req
15. All right, bar digested.
Mission go.Copy !req
16. NYPD!
Stay where you are!Copy !req
17. Hands in the air
where I can see 'em!Copy !req
18. Hey there,
sorry for dropping in.Copy !req
19. Was it cool?
It felt really cool.Copy !req
20. Yeah. Yeah,
it was pretty cool.Copy !req
21. Pretty cool?
What went wrong?Copy !req
22. Nothing.
You have fudge on cheek.Copy !req
23. Oh, from
the breakfast bar! Boyle!Copy !req
24. So I smash through
the window, feet first.Copy !req
25. There's glass
everywhere, and I say,Copy !req
26. "Hey there,
sorry for dropping in."Copy !req
27. Oh!Copy !req
28. And the best part is,
there was nothing on my cheek.Copy !req
29. That's a weird
detail to throw in there.Copy !req
30. You're a weird detail
to throw in there.Copy !req
31. Hmm, what?
Wait a second, Peralta.Copy !req
32. You busted through
a window for no reason?Copy !req
33. Basic police tactic, Sarge.
Cover every exit.Copy !req
34. It was a sealed
window on the fifth floor.Copy !req
35. You could have just gone
in the door with Charles.Copy !req
36. Yeah, but then what would
my catchphrase have been?Copy !req
37. "Knock, knock,
who's there? Justice"?Copy !req
38. That's actually amazing.Copy !req
39. Charles, write that down.
Already did.Copy !req
40. Sarge, what's the big deal?Copy !req
41. We stopped two kilos of heroin
from hitting the streets.Copy !req
42. Who cares about
one broken window?Copy !req
43. I do!Copy !req
44. I'm the one who has to spend
all weekend doing paperworkCopy !req
45. because of your dumb stunt.Copy !req
46. But Terry loves paperwork?Copy !req
47. No, Jake, I do not.
Ow!Copy !req
48. Look, man, I've got two kids,Copy !req
49. a job, and a very
pregnant wife.Copy !req
50. I get one hour a week
to myself on Sundays.Copy !req
51. You know what I
do with that time?Copy !req
52. I run a hot bubble bath,
wheel in a TV,Copy !req
53. and watch sports bloopers.Copy !req
54. Sports bloopers?Copy !req
55. They're hilarious
and relaxing,Copy !req
56. and they humanize my heroes.Copy !req
57. Okay, well,
I went through a window.Copy !req
58. That's a blooper
of sorts, right?Copy !req
59. No!Copy !req
60. It's not a blooper
if you meant to do it!Copy !req
61. Thanks for ruining my weekend.Copy !req
62. This is a debacle.Copy !req
63. Oh, man. Sarge is pissed.Copy !req
64. What are we gonna do, Jake?Copy !req
65. Don't worry.
It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
66. We just have to
turn this debacleCopy !req
67. into a straight-up "bacle."Copy !req
68. Guess I should be getting back.
Uncle Ray, thank you for loaning meCopy !req
69. your best detective for lunch.Copy !req
70. My pleasure.Copy !req
71. Uh, of course, she is entitled to 45
minutes, as per her union contract.Copy !req
72. Okay, well, great to see you.Copy !req
73. Bye, baby.Copy !req
74. A minute, Detective Diaz.Copy !req
75. What's going on
with you and Marcus?Copy !req
76. What are you talking about?Copy !req
77. Your shoulders tightened
when he said "baby."Copy !req
78. Your nostrils flared when I asked
what was going on with the two of you.Copy !req
79. And you have saag
paneer on your sleeve,Copy !req
80. which, given your
aversion to Indian cuisine,Copy !req
81. suggests you let him
choose the restaurant.Copy !req
82. Why would you do that?Copy !req
83. Kindness.
Pity.Copy !req
84. You're about to
break up with him.Copy !req
85. Damn, you are good.
Hmm.Copy !req
86. Things aren't working out.Copy !req
87. I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
88. I regret the words
we've already spoken.Copy !req
89. Listen, I know I probably
shouldn't get involved,Copy !req
90. but Marcus is my nephew,Copy !req
91. and I hope you'll
let him down gently.Copy !req
92. Don't worry.Copy !req
93. I don't want
things to be awkward.Copy !req
94. I'm gonna send him a text while
he's sleeping that says, "We're done."Copy !req
95. Clear. Accurate.Copy !req
96. But do you feel
like it's enough?Copy !req
97. "We're done.Copy !req
98. "Good-bye."Copy !req
99. Yes. That should do it.Copy !req
100. What's going on, Peralta?Copy !req
101. Charles says
you're going to make meCopy !req
102. happier than I was
on my wedding night.Copy !req
103. Well, that's not how
I would have put it,Copy !req
104. but I know you were mad at me
for ruining blooper time,Copy !req
105. so I did all your paperwork.Copy !req
106. That's not helpful.Copy !req
107. You always make
a thousand mistakes.Copy !req
108. Mmm-hmm, that's what
Amy said as wellCopy !req
109. right before she
took over for me,Copy !req
110. so it's perfect.Copy !req
111. Okay. Hey, thanks, man.Copy !req
112. I appreciate it.Copy !req
113. And I spoke with Sharon.Copy !req
114. I spoke with Captain Holt.Copy !req
115. And we all agreed
that you deserve a break.Copy !req
116. So this weekend,
Charles and ICopy !req
117. are taking you to
the great outdoorsCopy !req
118. to Detective Lohank's cabin.Copy !req
119. Boom! Suck it,
wedding night.Copy !req
120. Lohank? That sad sack?Copy !req
121. All he does is talk about his
wife sleeping with other men.Copy !req
122. No, he also has some great
stories about his prostate cancer.Copy !req
123. Besides, he's not
sticking around.Copy !req
124. It's just the three of us.Copy !req
125. Those woods are full of ticks.Copy !req
126. It's Lyme disease central.Copy !req
127. So, we'll get some bug spray.Copy !req
128. Plus that cabin's probably
covered in black mold.Copy !req
129. Racist.
You know what?Copy !req
130. I am gonna stay home
and have a blooper bath.Copy !req
131. Oh, come on, Sarge.Copy !req
132. It's gonna be fun.Copy !req
133. You remember fun, right?Copy !req
134. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
135. Nothing. It's just...Copy !req
136. I planned this awesome
guys' weekend for us,Copy !req
137. and all you can think
about is Lyme disease.Copy !req
138. Untrue.Copy !req
139. I'm thinking about
all tick-borne diseases.Copy !req
140. Anaplasmosis, tularemia,
Rocky Mountain spotted fever.Copy !req
141. You know, maybe I could
just chill out a little.Copy !req
142. Yes. You're stressed.Copy !req
143. A little fun would do
you good, I promise.Copy !req
144. You know what? You're right.Copy !req
145. You all better get
ready for Fun Terry.Copy !req
146. Ooh, fun Terry.
He sounds fun.Copy !req
147. Oh, he's crazy.Copy !req
148. Thanks for
planning this, Jake.Copy !req
149. No, thank you
for being amazing.Copy !req
150. And also for driving
us up to the cabin.Copy !req
151. My car's in the shop,
and riding in Charles'sCopy !req
152. is like sitting inside
of a dog's behonkus.Copy !req
153. Fun Terry. Can't wait.Copy !req
154. Hey, Gina.
Would you do me a favor?Copy !req
155. Yes, thank you for asking.Copy !req
156. I did not feel like
doing this work right now.Copy !req
157. Oh, those look like
important papers.Copy !req
158. What's up? How can I help?Copy !req
159. Well, when I was a kid,Copy !req
160. I invented a magnetic
flashlight clipCopy !req
161. so I could read
under the covers.Copy !req
162. This clip and I went
all around the world together.Copy !req
163. The Shire, Sweet
Valley High, Terabithia...Copy !req
164. But never to
a friend's house, huh?Copy !req
165. Uncalled for.Copy !req
166. Anyway, I realized that
this could be really helpfulCopy !req
167. for police work,
so I made an appointmentCopy !req
168. with the head
of NYPD purchasing.Copy !req
169. I have to sell him
on it, but I'm afraidCopy !req
170. I might come across a littleCopy !req
171. boring.Copy !req
172. Amy, are you asking
me to She's All That you?Copy !req
173. I didn't read that.Copy !req
174. But if it's about helping out
a friend, then yes.Copy !req
175. Please She's All That me.Copy !req
176. Okay.Copy !req
177. But if we're gonna do this,Copy !req
178. we're gonna do it
my way, all right?Copy !req
179. First, I'm going to need
to break you down to nothingCopy !req
180. and then build you
back up piece by piece.Copy !req
181. Well, the meeting's tomorrow.Copy !req
182. Well, we'll just
break you down to nothingCopy !req
183. and see what time it is.Copy !req
184. Mmm.Copy !req
185. What is that smell?Copy !req
186. That is the absence of urine.Copy !req
187. You gotta leave
Brooklyn to get that.Copy !req
188. No urine...
I could get used to this.Copy !req
189. Oh, yes. And that's
just the beginning, my friend.Copy !req
190. Just wait till
you're sitting fireside,Copy !req
191. sipping on a premium
Chinese scotchCopy !req
192. and smoking
a sweet Rwandan cigar.Copy !req
193. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
194. I probably could have done
without the countries of origin,Copy !req
195. but that sounds great.Copy !req
196. Yeah. What else do
you have planned?Copy !req
197. Oh, so much.
I'm talking fishing.Copy !req
198. I'm talking poker.
I'm talking Frisbee.Copy !req
199. Boyle, what else am I talking?Copy !req
200. Wildflower picking so we
can make our own cologne.Copy !req
201. Nope, I was talking
bonfires and s'mores,Copy !req
202. but that's my fault
for throwing to you.Copy !req
203. This is going
to be fun as hell.Copy !req
204. This is going to be
the best weekend ever!Copy !req
205. Welcome to Stink Puddle Manor.Copy !req
206. Stink Puddle?Copy !req
207. Manor.Copy !req
208. Just out of curiosity, why would
you name your house "Stink Puddle"?Copy !req
209. Oh, I didn't. The home
inspector came up with it.Copy !req
210. I can't smell anything
since the radiation therapy.Copy !req
211. Another great story, eh?Copy !req
212. So there's no power, no heat.Copy !req
213. Is there running water? Of
course there's running water.Copy !req
214. Oh, but I wouldn't use it.Copy !req
215. It's very contaminated.Copy !req
216. We had three dogs
die in the well.Copy !req
217. Three?Copy !req
218. If they weren't all tied together,
we might have just lost the one.Copy !req
219. Sad thing is,
they were therapy dogsCopy !req
220. for my son.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
221. He had real abandonment issues
after my wife left.Copy !req
222. It was kind of like
an emotional scarCopy !req
223. on an emotional scar.Copy !req
224. But the woods are
super nice, right?Copy !req
225. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gorgeous.Copy !req
226. Except during
sinkhole season.Copy !req
227. When's sinkhole season?Copy !req
228. It's been going on for,
like, 20 years now.Copy !req
229. It's kind of like
a Game of Thrones winter.Copy !req
230. Right. Yeah.Copy !req
231. Anyway, I'll leave
you guys to it.Copy !req
232. Have fun.Copy !req
233. Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.Copy !req
234. For instance,Copy !req
235. drink the water or let
your wife go on work trips.Copy !req
236. Duly noted.Copy !req
237. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
238. I told Kevin
about how I approvedCopy !req
239. of your strategy for
breaking up with Marcus,Copy !req
240. and he said that we were,
quote, sociopaths, unquote.Copy !req
241. So you're gonna leave him? No,
I think he may have a point.Copy !req
242. You might need to do
more than simply text.Copy !req
243. A long, drawn-out breakup is
just gonna end in a big sceneCopy !req
244. and Marcus crying.Copy !req
245. He has so many emotions.Copy !req
246. It's just so beautiful how
much they love each other.Copy !req
247. It's a commercial.Copy !req
248. For a refrigerator.Copy !req
249. Yes, it is daunting.Copy !req
250. But I did some research
on amicable breakups.Copy !req
251. I visited
www.ladiesgoodhealthmag.com/Copy !req
252. sex-relationships/867599904Copy !req
253. /9432&20. html.Copy !req
254. Do you know that site?
No.Copy !req
255. Well, apparently,
it's less painfulCopy !req
256. if you acknowledge
the dumpee's feelings.Copy !req
257. Ew!
But don't worry.Copy !req
258. We'll practice. Hmm?Copy !req
259. I'll be Marcus.Copy !req
260. Go.Copy !req
261. Marcus, I think
we should break up.Copy !req
262. That makes me feel sad.Copy !req
263. I am sad.Copy !req
264. Your sadness is noted.Copy !req
265. I feel acknowledged.Copy !req
266. Thank you for breaking
up with me. Mmm.Copy !req
267. It will take me eight minutes
to collect my things.Copy !req
268. I think that went very well.
Mmm.Copy !req
269. Okay, creek.Copy !req
270. I'd like three fresh
trout to go, please.Copy !req
271. It just went straight up.Copy !req
272. Now it's coming down.
Oh, boy!Copy !req
273. Watch and learn, losers.Copy !req
274. I didn't see where it went.
Back of my neck.Copy !req
275. It's in the back of my neck.Copy !req
276. Okay, I've learned
from your mistakes.Copy !req
277. Not too hard,
late release, and...Copy !req
278. That was fun.
Fishing was fun.Copy !req
279. Yeah.
Back to the cabin?Copy !req
280. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
281. Before we
get into your pitch,Copy !req
282. what are you calling
the product?Copy !req
283. The Handless
Lighting System, or HLS.Copy !req
284. Sounds like
a genetic disorder.Copy !req
285. How's about Shoulder Nova?Copy !req
286. I love it. Amazing.Copy !req
287. It's perfect.Copy !req
288. Now let's talk presentation.Copy !req
289. What's your opener?Copy !req
290. Hi, I'm Amy Santiago,Copy !req
291. and my product will
make a real difference.Copy !req
292. It is the Shoulder Nova.Copy !req
293. My only note is,
make it 1,000% more captivating.Copy !req
294. Very good note. Yeah.Copy !req
295. Okay.Copy !req
296. I got it.Copy !req
297. Oh...Copy !req
298. Hello. I'm Amy Santiago.Copy !req
299. Was that captivating enough?Copy !req
300. Weirdly, it might have been
a scooch too captivating.Copy !req
301. Here's what I'm thinking.Copy !req
302. Okay? You can take a seat.Copy !req
303. Okay.Copy !req
304. Until this moment,
there was only darkness.Copy !req
305. But now, there isCopy !req
306. light.Copy !req
307. I am Vanessa Santiago,Copy !req
308. and I'm about
to blow your minds.Copy !req
309. You want me to change
my name to Vanessa?Copy !req
310. Desperately.Copy !req
311. I got to say, the Chinese know
how to make a terrible scotch.Copy !req
312. They certainly do.Copy !req
313. Ugh, it's bad.
Gets you drunk, though.Copy !req
314. Well, I found all the worms.Copy !req
315. They're eating a fox
corpse in the outhouse.Copy !req
316. Speaking of which,
I'm getting hungry.Copy !req
317. What's for dinner?
Dinner?Copy !req
318. Yes, of course. Dinner.Copy !req
319. Did you not pack any food?Copy !req
320. There's fresh fox.Copy !req
321. Oh, it is not fresh.Copy !req
322. Are you serious?Copy !req
323. We stopped three times on
the way up here to buy fireworks,Copy !req
324. and you never
thought to get groceries?Copy !req
325. What was in those coolers?
The fireworks.Copy !req
326. Look, I thought we would
be incredible at fishing.Copy !req
327. Excuse me
for believing in us.Copy !req
328. It'll be okay, guys.
No need to worry.Copy !req
329. I just took a foraging class,
and not to brag,Copy !req
330. I was voted Mr. Fungus.Copy !req
331. A-ha! Mr. Fungus
to the rescue.Copy !req
332. See, Sarge, everything's
going to work out,Copy !req
333. and you don't have
to stress all the time.Copy !req
334. Boyle, you really think
you can find us dinner?Copy !req
335. Um...Copy !req
336. Let's just sayCopy !req
337. it's gonna be
a "spore-gasbord."Copy !req
338. Something bad happened
to Charles, didn't it?Copy !req
339. Big time.Copy !req
340. Oh, God,
what if the last thingCopy !req
341. we ever heard him say
was "spore-gasbord"?Copy !req
342. Charles! Charles!Copy !req
343. I'm starting to
get worried, Jake.Copy !req
344. Relax.Copy !req
345. If anybody can handle it
out here, it's Charles.Copy !req
346. He saw Into the Woods
10 times in the theater.Copy !req
347. Watch it. That's poison ivy.Copy !req
348. Whoa! Good call.Copy !req
349. I'm allergic to poison ivy.Copy !req
350. I got it one
time at sports camp,Copy !req
351. making out in the woods
with Liz Almont.Copy !req
352. Okay, fine.
We weren't making out.Copy !req
353. I was looking for my inhaler.Copy !req
354. And it wasn't sports camp,
it was asthma camp.Copy !req
355. Hey, Jake. Are we lost?Copy !req
356. What? No.Copy !req
357. We're on an "adventure."Copy !req
358. Right, Fun Terry?Copy !req
359. Fun Terry's gone.Copy !req
360. He starved to death
an hour ago.Copy !req
361. This is Original Terry.Copy !req
362. That's the worst Terry.Copy !req
363. You didn't bring a map,
or a flashlight,Copy !req
364. or anything that could
keep us from getting lost?Copy !req
365. Yes, I brought
all of those things.Copy !req
366. It's called a cell phone.Copy !req
367. Map. Flashlight. Compass.Copy !req
368. An app that makes
me sound like T-Pain.Copy !req
369. Nope, the battery's dead.
Now it's just a brick.Copy !req
370. But don't freak out.Copy !req
371. I don't need an app
to sound like T-Pain, right?Copy !req
372. We're totally lostCopy !req
373. Yeah, that was
a little more Kermit, but...Copy !req
374. Oh, you're back.Copy !req
375. How did the breakup go?Copy !req
376. I tried to acknowledge
his feelings.Copy !req
377. It wasn't easy.
There were a lot of them.Copy !req
378. I'm just so confused.Copy !req
379. So sad.Copy !req
380. Are you climbing
out the window?Copy !req
381. No.Copy !req
382. I climbed back in,
and we talked about emotionsCopy !req
383. for 20 minutes.Copy !req
384. Dear God.
I know.Copy !req
385. But I think it went well.Copy !req
386. At least there was no crying.Copy !req
387. Well done, Diaz.Copy !req
388. I'm actually really glad
you made me do it this way.Copy !req
389. I got to tell him that
even though it was ending...Copy !req
390. it was
incredibly meaningful to me,Copy !req
391. and I'm gonna miss him.Copy !req
392. Oh, no.Copy !req
393. This is exactly
what I didn't want.Copy !req
394. You crying?Copy !req
395. I deserved that.Copy !req
396. Charles is dead,
and we're next.Copy !req
397. All right, don't be
so melodramatic.Copy !req
398. He's probably chewing
on bark and berries,Copy !req
399. having the time of his life,
safe and sound.Copy !req
400. Terry! Jake!Copy !req
401. Oh, oh, what's that I hear?Copy !req
402. Charles Boyle,
safe and sound?Copy !req
403. What are you saying,
Charles?Copy !req
404. That you're having
the time of your life?Copy !req
405. I fell in a sinkhole,
and I'm badly hurt!Copy !req
406. Damn it!Copy !req
407. Boyle, what the hell?Copy !req
408. I know. It's a pretty
big hole, right?Copy !req
409. How'd you end up
down there?Copy !req
410. I spotted
a gorgeous chanterelle.Copy !req
411. I reached for it,
but then I rolled my ankle and fell in.Copy !req
412. All right, buddy,
don't worry. We got you, okay?Copy !req
413. I was so scared, you guys.Copy !req
414. A psychic told me I was
gonna die alone in a pit,Copy !req
415. and I kept telling myself,Copy !req
416. "This is a hole, not a pit.
This is a hole, not a pit.Copy !req
417. "This is a hole, not a pit.Copy !req
418. "This is a hole, not a pit.Copy !req
419. "Charles, it's a hole,
not a pit."Copy !req
420. All right. Here, grab me.Copy !req
421. Take my hand, all right?Copy !req
422. Okay.Copy !req
423. Okay, now pull us up, Terry.Copy !req
424. Oh, crap, I'm slipping!Copy !req
425. No, it's Lohank's
dogs all over again!Copy !req
426. So, in conclusion,Copy !req
427. by eliminating
flashlight fumbling,Copy !req
428. the Shoulder Nova could save
the average police officerCopy !req
429. over 13,000 seconds.Copy !req
430. Wow, that sounds
like a lot, Vanessa.Copy !req
431. It is.Copy !req
432. I guess there's only
one thing left to do.Copy !req
433. You have
the right to remain...Copy !req
434. Well-lit!
Well-lit!Copy !req
435. Wow, that presentation
was terrific.Copy !req
436. So fun to watch.Copy !req
437. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
438. See, the problem
is the product.Copy !req
439. I just don't see any
need for it at all.Copy !req
440. I just put the flashlight in my
mouth when my hands are full.Copy !req
441. Sir, the human mouth
is nasty.Copy !req
442. Yeah, but mouths are free.Copy !req
443. I'm sorry. I'm just
not interested.Copy !req
444. Okay.Copy !req
445. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
446. You are scum.Copy !req
447. This isn't working.Copy !req
448. Great trip, Jake.
Oh, thanks, man.Copy !req
449. You know
that was sarcastic!Copy !req
450. Oh... You didn't
bring food or waterCopy !req
451. or ask if Lohank's cabin was
straight out of a horror movie.Copy !req
452. Now you got us
trapped in a pit!Copy !req
453. Hole.Copy !req
454. Okay, I know that thingsCopy !req
455. are not looking
great right now,Copy !req
456. but you have to admit,
you were having fun earlier.Copy !req
457. I'm not now. I'm more
stressed than ever.Copy !req
458. Maybe that's 'cause
you're just focusingCopy !req
459. on the negative, Ter-bear.
I mean, look at Charles.Copy !req
460. He's chill. I'm chill.Copy !req
461. That's 'cause he's in shock!
You know what?Copy !req
462. The reason you're so chillCopy !req
463. is because you have everyone
cleaning up your messes for you.Copy !req
464. Didn't bring food?
Charles will find mushrooms.Copy !req
465. Smashed through a window?
Terry'll do the paperwork.Copy !req
466. Hey, I did the paperwork.Copy !req
467. No, Amy did it!Copy !req
468. Guys, please,
please calm down.Copy !req
469. I hate it when you argue.Copy !req
470. It reminds of when my dad
used to fight with my best friend.Copy !req
471. My mom.Copy !req
472. I'm done with this.Copy !req
473. I'm going to sleep.Copy !req
474. Charles, spoon with me. We
need to huddle together for warmth.Copy !req
475. No, Charles, you're my best
friend. You're going to spoon with me.Copy !req
476. I called first spoon.Copy !req
477. Charles, get over here
right now.Copy !req
478. Boyle, don't throw
away a lifelong friendshipCopy !req
479. for a one-night
spoon with Terry.Copy !req
480. Okay, enough.
We're gonna stop fighting.Copy !req
481. We're gonna lie down,Copy !req
482. and we're gonna
triple-spoon like grown-ups!Copy !req
483. Come on, bring it in.
Bring it in.Copy !req
484. There, okay.Copy !req
485. See, that's better, right?Copy !req
486. So, do we know any songs?Copy !req
487. Shut up, Charles!
Shut up, Charles!Copy !req
488. Jake? Where's Jake?Copy !req
489. Did you eat him, Terry?Copy !req
490. No!Copy !req
491. Good morning, guys!Copy !req
492. How'd you get out of the pit?Copy !req
493. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy.Copy !req
494. Actually, it took me hours.Copy !req
495. I tied all my clothes together,
tethered them to a log,Copy !req
496. and used it as
a grappling hook.Copy !req
497. Managed to snag it in a root.Copy !req
498. Aren't you freezing?Copy !req
499. Not at all.Copy !req
500. Mainly because
my skin is on fireCopy !req
501. from all the poison ivy
in this tree.Copy !req
502. Why'd you do that?Copy !req
503. Oh, let me guess.
Dumb mistake.Copy !req
504. No, dumb choice.Copy !req
505. I didn't want to sit around and wait
for somebody to clean up my mess.Copy !req
506. Mmm. I guess
I got through to you.Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. Also, after you fell asleep,
Boyle really laid into me.Copy !req
509. It was brutal.Copy !req
510. I gotta say, Jake, this time,Copy !req
511. I think you're only 99% right.Copy !req
512. We're rolling.
No!Copy !req
513. Well, can you see
anything from up there?Copy !req
514. Yes, I can.Copy !req
515. Stink Puddle Manor,
about 65 trees sunward.Copy !req
516. Man, one day in the woods, and
I'm freakin' Lewis and Clark up here.Copy !req
517. Thank you for coming, Diaz.Copy !req
518. I want to apologize
for yesterday.Copy !req
519. Inserting myself into
my employee's breakupCopy !req
520. with my nephew somehow,Copy !req
521. uh, backfired.Copy !req
522. It's not your fault.Copy !req
523. I'm the one that made a scene
like a dumb, crying baby.Copy !req
524. I'm considering having
my tear ducts melted shut.Copy !req
525. It's not the end
of the world to feelCopy !req
526. things.Copy !req
527. I guess not. It's up there.Copy !req
528. The thing is,
I really care about Marcus,Copy !req
529. but he wanted to get married,Copy !req
530. and I'm just not
ready for that.Copy !req
531. And if I'm not ready
with a guy as great as Marcus,Copy !req
532. then what if I'm never ready?Copy !req
533. What if that was it,
my one chance at love?Copy !req
534. What if
I never get a second chance?Copy !req
535. I don't know.Copy !req
536. I'm just...Copy !req
537. I'm just sad.Copy !req
538. Well, I understand.Copy !req
539. It must be very difficult.Copy !req
540. Wait, are you crying?Copy !req
541. Yes.Copy !req
542. Thank you for
acknowledging my feelings.Copy !req
543. Thank you for
acknowledging mine.Copy !req
544. We're both great at this.Copy !req
545. Hey, sport.Copy !req
546. You look a little D in the D.Copy !req
547. D for "down" and "dumps,"
respectively.Copy !req
548. Probably easier to just not
abbreviate if you have to explain it.Copy !req
549. Agree to D.Copy !req
550. I wanted to talk to
you about yesterday.Copy !req
551. Yeah...Copy !req
552. Thank you for all your help
with the presentation,Copy !req
553. and I'm sorry you had
to waste your talentCopy !req
554. on such a stupid product.Copy !req
555. Without product-makers
like you,Copy !req
556. us dazzle-doves
would have nothingCopy !req
557. to shake our wings over.Copy !req
558. Yeah, but my invention
was useless.Copy !req
559. No, that scum was wrong.Copy !req
560. I showed the Shoulder Nova
to a girl in my building.Copy !req
561. She's like a mini Amy,
and she loved it.Copy !req
562. She said she was gonna break
the world record for speed-reading.Copy !req
563. Yeah, like some little
girl's gonna take down Yuri Jurgonav.Copy !req
564. Anyway, I know
it wasn't what you wanted,Copy !req
565. but you still
made a difference.Copy !req
566. Thanks, Gina.Copy !req
567. I guess I did make a D.Copy !req
568. Don't steal my thing.
Okay.Copy !req
569. That's all I ask.
I won't.Copy !req
570. Hey, Sarge. Why'd you
want us to meet you out here?Copy !req
571. To thank you guys
for the weekend.Copy !req
572. Really? It was
a total disaster.Copy !req
573. Not a total disaster.Copy !req
574. None of us got sick
from that dog water.Copy !req
575. You drank that?Copy !req
576. No.Copy !req
577. Look, Jake, you were right.Copy !req
578. I have kind of forgotten
how to have fun.Copy !req
579. I'm going to try
to work on that, so...Copy !req
580. The fireworks you made me
surrender when we reentered New York!Copy !req
581. Uh-huh.Copy !req
582. Fun Terry's back.Copy !req
583. We're gonna set 'em off
in a big pile, all at once.Copy !req
584. By shooting our guns at them?Copy !req
585. What? No.
No.Copy !req
586. We're going to set 'em
off like normal people.Copy !req
587. Oh, that's good too. Ooh.Copy !req
588. Here we go.Copy !req
589. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
590. See how fun this is?Copy !req
591. Original Terry
would have been worriedCopy !req
592. that we're standing too close
and need safety goggles,Copy !req
593. and he would have
been absolutely right.Copy !req
594. We're way too close. Run!Copy !req