1. Good morning, Boyle.
It's Halloween,Copy !req
2. I'm surprised you
didn't put on a costume.Copy !req
3. I was going to, sir,
but then I decided, screw that jazz.Copy !req
4. Well, I'm the only one who ever
dresses up, no one ever gets my costume,Copy !req
5. and they make fun
of me, so I'm done.Copy !req
6. These people don't
deserve my dress-up gifts.Copy !req
7. Charles, seriously?
No costume?Copy !req
8. What the hell, Charles?Copy !req
9. Where's your
Halloween spirit?Copy !req
10. But you guys always
make fun of me.Copy !req
11. I have never once
insulted you in my life,Copy !req
12. especially vis-a-vis
your appearance.Copy !req
13. Yeah, man,
we always love your costumes.Copy !req
14. Remember last year,
when you came as thatCopy !req
15. person and/or thing?Copy !req
16. Yes, I do remember!Copy !req
17. Sir, permission to sprint to my car
and get my emergency costume?Copy !req
18. Does it matter
if I say "no"?Copy !req
19. No!Copy !req
20. Bam, bam, boom.Copy !req
21. What the...Copy !req
22. Why are you dressed up?
You look like an idiot.Copy !req
23. But... But...Copy !req
24. Yeah, what are you supposed to be,
a sassy car mechanic?Copy !req
25. No, come on, he's clearly
the rejected Pop-Tarts mascot,Copy !req
26. Harry Pop-Tart.Copy !req
27. I am not!
You know who I am!Copy !req
28. Squad, that's enough,
you're making Boyle feel bad on purpose.Copy !req
29. He's Elvis.
Yes!Copy !req
30. Elvis Stojko,
the Canadian figure skater.Copy !req
31. No!Copy !req
32. Attention, squad.Copy !req
33. Today is the most important
day in the history of this precinct.Copy !req
34. For today is Halloween!Copy !req
35. I thought we were
going to say it together.Copy !req
36. I never agreed to that.
All right.Copy !req
37. As you may know,
for the past two years,Copy !req
38. Captain Holt
and I have engagedCopy !req
39. in an epic battle of wits.Copy !req
40. The goal, to determine who
must call the otherCopy !req
41. an amazing detective/genius.Copy !req
42. The first year,
by sheer, dumb luck,Copy !req
43. Jake eked out
a feeble victory.Copy !req
44. And last year,
I let the captain win,Copy !req
45. because he's old and sad.Copy !req
46. Sad because the
competition was so dismal.Copy !req
47. Is this meeting
about something?Copy !req
48. It's about everything.Copy !req
49. This year's
the tie-breaker,Copy !req
50. a final heist to
decide once and for allCopy !req
51. the true king of the
Nine-Nine.Copy !req
52. Halloween Heist III:
The Heistening. Tagline?Copy !req
53. This year we both attempt
to steal the same objectCopy !req
54. instead of Jake attempting
to steal one from me.Copy !req
55. I gave you one direction
on the tagline, snappy.Copy !req
56. But yes, we will be attempting
to steal the same item,Copy !req
57. this.Copy !req
58. The crown will be locked in
this briefcase,Copy !req
59. which in turn will be locked
in the interrogation room.Copy !req
60. And so unto
the briefcase goes the crownCopy !req
61. Didn't sing it with me.Copy !req
62. We will need help, so to be
fair, we're holding a draft.Copy !req
63. The Captain and I have
given up our overtime,Copy !req
64. so everyone who participates
will get the night off. Captain?Copy !req
65. With the first pick of
the draft, I choose...Copy !req
66. Terry.Copy !req
67. Okay, brawns over brains.Copy !req
68. All right, I take Charles.Copy !req
69. I get it. Close friend.Copy !req
70. I pick Gina.
Gina?Copy !req
71. I take Rosa.
What?Copy !req
72. Okay, all right.
Well, Captain,Copy !req
73. that leaves me with you.Copy !req
74. Let's do this.
Hang on, Santiago.Copy !req
75. I'm not sure
I can trust you.Copy !req
76. You're Peralta's paramour.Copy !req
77. Maybe you should
be on his team.Copy !req
78. No, no, no.
Amy would do anythingCopy !req
79. to win your approval,Copy !req
80. including pretending to be
in a relationship with meCopy !req
81. for the past few weeks
only to betray me now.Copy !req
82. Jake, you are
majorly overthinking this.Copy !req
83. Maybe, but it's a risk
I'm not willing to take.Copy !req
84. You're not on my team, Amy.Copy !req
85. Yeah, Amy's out.Copy !req
86. By midnight,
whoever has the crownCopy !req
87. will be the king
of the Nine-Nine.Copy !req
88. Uh, Hitchcock and I still
haven't been chosen.Copy !req
89. I'm good.
Me too.Copy !req
90. So, I see you've been assigned
to guard the briefcase too.Copy !req
91. Yeah, I'm not supposed to
let it or you out of my sight,Copy !req
92. if that even is you.Copy !req
93. Ow, that's my face!Copy !req
94. Oh, sorry. I thought it
was a cheap rubber mask.Copy !req
95. Well, I have exciting news.Copy !req
96. I found the perfect
guy to set you up with.Copy !req
97. After zero consideration,
I'm happy to say, "hard pass."Copy !req
98. Come on, our parents
are married.Copy !req
99. Genevieve and I are dating.Copy !req
100. I want you to have
someone too.Copy !req
101. You shouldn't have to slow-dance
alone after family dinner.Copy !req
102. How did my life
come to this?Copy !req
103. Charles, it's very sweet that you
want to set me up with someone,Copy !req
104. but I do not trust your
taste in guys at all.Copy !req
105. I have spectacular
taste in men.Copy !req
106. You would love Nadia.Copy !req
107. His name is Nadia?Copy !req
108. Oh, all of a sudden
Nadia's not a cool name?Copy !req
109. You are impossible.Copy !req
110. Here, got it?
Got it.Copy !req
111. Hey, Jake.
Can we talk?Copy !req
112. Yeah.Copy !req
113. You really hurt my feelings
by leaving me off your team.Copy !req
114. Oh, I had no idea
you felt that way.Copy !req
115. Well, it doesn't feel
great to be left out.Copy !req
116. Right, totally,
I get it. I'm sorry.Copy !req
117. Captain Holt!Copy !req
118. What? Why are you
yelling at my boobs?Copy !req
119. Because that's
where the camera is.Copy !req
120. Nice try, Ray-Ray!Copy !req
121. There's no camera, Jake.
I was being serious.Copy !req
122. Okay,
fine. If you're telling the truth,Copy !req
123. then I sincerely
apologize.Copy !req
124. But since you're not,
I will defeat you!Copy !req
125. Scary witch!
Scary, so scary!Copy !req
126. Amy, don't feel bad.Copy !req
127. You can get in on
my bet with Scully.Copy !req
128. At midnight tonight,
we will steal his foot fungus cream.Copy !req
129. Thanks,
that's very kind of you to include me,Copy !req
130. but I'll have to pass.Copy !req
131. The mind games
have already begun.Copy !req
132. No, I'm not
part of this.Copy !req
133. Oh, of course not.Copy !req
134. Neither am I. Wink.Copy !req
135. I'm not going to meet my next
boyfriend through a Charles set-up.Copy !req
136. I'm going to meet him in
an illegal dance competitionCopy !req
137. in an abandoned
subway tunnel.Copy !req
138. It's go time, Boyle.Copy !req
139. Holt and Terry have closed the blinds,
release the roaches.Copy !req
140. Alternately, he could win
an illegal street raceCopy !req
141. in which my love
is the prize.Copy !req
142. Oh, my God!
Gina, look! Roaches!Copy !req
143. Look!Copy !req
144. Ew, Charles, kill them with
whatever cologne you're wearing!Copy !req
145. No, I can't!
They're moving too fast!Copy !req
146. I can't kill them!
It's pandemonium!Copy !req
147. If I die,
turn my tweets into a book!Copy !req
148. Commence operation,
"Oh crap, wrong vent."Copy !req
149. Oh crap, wrong vent.Copy !req
150. This was a mistake.Copy !req
151. Nice try, losers.
You blew it.Copy !req
152. Yeah, we totally blew it.Copy !req
153. And all because Boyle
marked the wrong vent.Copy !req
154. It's not my fault,
I thought it was the right vent.Copy !req
155. Unbelievable, mister.Copy !req
156. You are, mister.Copy !req
157. I'm having trouble even
believing you at all right now.Copy !req
158. That is the last time I let
Charles mark a vent.Copy !req
159. I'm normally great
at marking vents.Copy !req
160. Lock picked.Copy !req
161. Never, ever, never, ever,
ever, never, ever, ever,Copy !req
162. never, ever, will I ever,
never, ever, ever, ever,Copy !req
163. ever, never, never, never...
I forgive you, and good-bye.Copy !req
164. You should have seen us, Rosa.
Charles and I were amazing.Copy !req
165. I somersaulted
through a window,Copy !req
166. cut the crown
out of a briefcase,Copy !req
167. and replaced everything
in under a minute.Copy !req
168. Yeah, I guess
you helped a little.Copy !req
169. But our fake argument
was super convincing.Copy !req
170. And all of a sudden,
we had to make it longer,Copy !req
171. and we did.Copy !req
172. Anyways, now all we got to do
is guard this drawerCopy !req
173. until midnight,
and the best part about it isCopy !req
174. Captain Holt has
absolutely no idea.Copy !req
175. He isCopy !req
176. such a fool.Copy !req
177. Yes, I'm the fool.Copy !req
178. You fool.Copy !req
179. So we wanted Jake
to take the crown?Copy !req
180. Sergeant, are you familiar with
the Hungarian fencing term...Copy !req
181. You must realize
my answer is no.Copy !req
182. It's a strategy of
letting your opponentCopy !req
183. win points early to give them
a sense of overconfidence,Copy !req
184. thus exposing a much
easier target for you later.Copy !req
185. You think he's
overconfident enough?Copy !req
186. I'm the
smartest man alive.Copy !req
187. I'm never gonna die.Copy !req
188. Sir, do you have a minute?Copy !req
189. Of course. Jeffords,
we'll rendezvous later.Copy !req
190. Sir, I want to
talk about Jake.Copy !req
191. Okay...Copy !req
192. Amy! Help!Copy !req
193. Our foot fungus heist
has gone sideways!Copy !req
194. Hitchcock, not now.Copy !req
195. Scully doesn't
know I'm in here.Copy !req
196. I stole his foot cream,
but then I lost it.Copy !req
197. Amy, you're the only hope
I have of finding it.Copy !req
198. You're a detective.Copy !req
199. You're a detective!
Get out of here!Copy !req
200. Go!Copy !req
201. Sir, Jake really
pissed me off,Copy !req
202. and I want to help
you take him down.Copy !req
203. Well, that's
an intriguing proposition.Copy !req
204. You certainly
could be useful...Copy !req
205. Thank you.Copy !req
206. to Jake!Copy !req
207. I got you, Peralta!
You're not fooling anyone!Copy !req
208. Why does everyone think
that's where a camera would be?Copy !req
209. Because the cleavage cloaks
the camera with its curves.Copy !req
210. That will be all, spy.Copy !req
211. Sorry I said cleavage.Copy !req
212. Charles, that is so nasty you
put cockroaches in your pants.Copy !req
213. When you say it
like that, yeah.Copy !req
214. But Jake made
it sound so cool.Copy !req
215. How?Copy !req
216. Oh, I wasn't
expecting anyone.Copy !req
217. Come in, Nadia.
Hey, Charles.Copy !req
218. What up, bro?Copy !req
219. Gina, this was the boy
I was telling you about.Copy !req
220. You're Nadia?Copy !req
221. Well, my real name's Leo,
Nadia's just my tag.Copy !req
222. I don't love it,
but when Banksy gives you a nickname,Copy !req
223. it just sticks.Copy !req
224. Okay, I see what's
going on here.Copy !req
225. This isn't a setup,
this is a setup.Copy !req
226. And all of this is supposed
to distract me from the heist.Copy !req
227. The heist?Copy !req
228. The heist?Copy !req
229. You shut your hot lips.Copy !req
230. Charles, I don't buy it.Copy !req
231. This is an
obvious trap, okay?Copy !req
232. Who are you, really?Copy !req
233. You some male prostitute
that Charles bustedCopy !req
234. out on some lonely
pier somewhere?Copy !req
235. Well, guess what, sweetie?Copy !req
236. This is one trick you ain't
gonna be turning tonight.Copy !req
237. I'm not a prostitute.Copy !req
238. Okay.Copy !req
239. Right. Bye-bye, whore.Copy !req
240. It's go time, Sergeant.Copy !req
241. Hey, Rosa.Copy !req
242. I'm not saying these are
from your motorcycle,Copy !req
243. but I found these stripped
handlebars outside.Copy !req
244. You better not have messed
with my bike for this heist.Copy !req
245. Let me remind you
I'm carrying a weapon.Copy !req
246. We all have
the same weapons.Copy !req
247. Damn, Rosa!
Where'd you get that?Copy !req
248. The scorpion
has left the nest.Copy !req
249. And...Copy !req
250. Ding.Copy !req
251. See Daddy? Come on.Copy !req
252. Time for the twin twist.Copy !req
253. Hey, Jake.Copy !req
254. Hey, you guys.Copy !req
255. We wanted to surprise Terry,
have you seen him?Copy !req
256. He just went downstairs for a bit,
but he should be back soon.Copy !req
257. Oh. Cagney? Lacey?Copy !req
258. Do you guys want to take
a picture with Uncle Jake?Copy !req
259. Yeah!Copy !req
260. You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
261. Um...Copy !req
262. No, of course not.
That would be so fun.Copy !req
263. What if we do it in
the briefing room,Copy !req
264. like you're
assigning them a case?Copy !req
265. No! I mean... You
know what would be fun,Copy !req
266. even more than that,Copy !req
267. is if we took
a picture right here,Copy !req
268. and I could have my
hand on this cabinet.Copy !req
269. Okay.Copy !req
270. Nailed it.
Here we go.Copy !req
271. Oh, God, it was in
video mode, sorry.Copy !req
272. Take your time.
I could do this all day.Copy !req
273. Matter of fact,
what if we did oneCopy !req
274. where I had both
hands on the cabinet,Copy !req
275. one on top,
and then one on the front?Copy !req
276. Looks good, yeah.Copy !req
277. Yeah.Copy !req
278. All right, smile.
Three, two, one.Copy !req
279. Cheese! Very good.Copy !req
280. Great, you guys.
Let's go find Daddy.Copy !req
281. What's going on?Copy !req
282. What are you doing?Copy !req
283. Nothing, just enjoying a taste
of my favorite beverage,Copy !req
284. the soda pop.Copy !req
285. Really? I have never seen
you enjoy soda pop before.Copy !req
286. Have some now.Copy !req
287. It's delicious.
I don't buy it.Copy !req
288. You're making the same face
you made when you foundCopy !req
289. a chocolate chip
in your trail mix.Copy !req
290. Something's up.
I'm patting you down.Copy !req
291. Damn it, nothing but a
surprisingly toned set of abs.Copy !req
292. Why would I have
the crown, Jake?Copy !req
293. Isn't it still in
the interrogation room?Copy !req
294. Yes. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
295. Of course it's
still in there.Copy !req
296. Welp,
I guess I'll see you at midnight. Hmm.Copy !req
297. After you.
No, after you.Copy !req
298. I insist.Copy !req
299. You drank a soda?Copy !req
300. Not sure that's the
worst thing in the world.Copy !req
301. It was the worst
thing in the world.Copy !req
302. Worse than
a fruit-forward Riesling.Copy !req
303. No, I'm not
exaggerating.Copy !req
304. Anyhow, I cleverly ditched
the crown in a trash can,Copy !req
305. wait a minute, so as to not arouse
suspicion and then retrieve it.Copy !req
306. Got it.Copy !req
307. Hey, while I'm in there,
should I get you a soda?Copy !req
308. I know you're joking,
but on the off chance you aren't,Copy !req
309. no.Copy !req
310. Hi, there.
Oh, is it?Copy !req
311. The handlebar
thing was fake.Copy !req
312. They were trying
to distract me.Copy !req
313. I think they made
a play for the crown.Copy !req
314. I know, but I had my hand
on the cabinet the whole time,Copy !req
315. so I'm pretty confident there's
no way they could have gotten it.Copy !req
316. They got it.Copy !req
317. Look at the back.
Screws are loose.Copy !req
318. Damn it.
That son of a bitch is good.Copy !req
319. Sir, we got a problem.Copy !req
320. The crown wasn't
in the trash can.Copy !req
321. Jake must have taken it back.Copy !req
322. Damn it.Copy !req
323. That son of a bitch is good.Copy !req
324. We have to get
that crown back.Copy !req
325. I already changed my email
to "kingjakerulez" with a 'Z'.Copy !req
326. Everyone's going to
think I'm an idiot.Copy !req
327. Hello, Peralta.Copy !req
328. Captain.Copy !req
329. Midnight nears.Copy !req
330. Yes, it does.Copy !req
331. Tick tock.Copy !req
332. Tick tock indeed.Copy !req
333. But tick tock for who?Copy !req
334. You know
it's "for whom."Copy !req
335. Don't try to provoke me.Copy !req
336. I didn't know that.Copy !req
337. I'm going to
get that crown back.Copy !req
338. Wait. What?Copy !req
339. Will you excuse me
for just one moment?Copy !req
340. Yes, I too need
to be excused.Copy !req
341. He doesn't have the crown!
What? Who has it, then?Copy !req
342. I don't know who has it.
What do we do?Copy !req
343. Pull the security tape.
I'll distract them.Copy !req
344. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
345. Damn it, how did
that not work?Copy !req
346. Captain Holt said you
guys stole the crownCopy !req
347. when Jake came
through the ceiling.Copy !req
348. Yeah, I can't believe
you fell for that.Copy !req
349. You really think I'd
mark the wrong vent?Copy !req
350. I've never marked
a wrong vent in my life.Copy !req
351. You're very
intense about vents.Copy !req
352. Yeah.Copy !req
353. Wait, so Nadia wasn't
just a distraction?Copy !req
354. No, 100% real.Copy !req
355. Handsome, cool,
hair as thick as a collie's.Copy !req
356. I found you the perfect guy,
and you drove him off.Copy !req
357. I'm sorry.
I should have trusted you.Copy !req
358. Please call him and
tell him I messed up.Copy !req
359. Fine, but only if you
agree that your first dateCopy !req
360. will be a double date
with me and GenevieveCopy !req
361. on a week-long
trip to Turk's...Copy !req
362. Forget it, no.
Forget it.Copy !req
363. No! Okay, I'll call him.Copy !req
364. Please, I want this so badly.Copy !req
365. Fine, you may
call him for me.Copy !req
366. Thank you.Copy !req
367. Okay, here I am
taking pictures with Terry's kids.Copy !req
368. Man, I look so strong
standing next to them.Copy !req
369. Should I have kids?
Sure.Copy !req
370. Okay.
It's Holt.Copy !req
371. Whoa, how did
he do that?Copy !req
372. Guy has an insane set of abs.
Look, he's got the crown.Copy !req
373. And he's headed
to the break room.Copy !req
374. He dumped it in the trash.
Did he go back and get it?Copy !req
375. Nope,
janitor came in and took it.Copy !req
376. But which janitor?Copy !req
377. Looks like I'm
going to have to squint.Copy !req
378. His name is Al...
Al the janitor.Copy !req
379. All right, it's 11:00 p.m. now.
That means Al's long gone.Copy !req
380. How are we going to
get his home address?Copy !req
381. Who's the one person
you know who's anal enoughCopy !req
382. to send out holiday cards
to every single employee?Copy !req
383. Amy!Copy !req
384. What do you want, Jake?Copy !req
385. What? Why would you
assume that I want anything?Copy !req
386. What I want is to apologize
to my girlfriend, who I hurt.Copy !req
387. It's "whom."Copy !req
388. Why does the word
"who" even existCopy !req
389. if you're not
allowed to say it?Copy !req
390. Anyways, now that I've
apologized and you've accepted,Copy !req
391. can you give me
Janitor Al's address?Copy !req
392. This is related to
your heist, isn't it?Copy !req
393. No, no.
It's about a crime.Copy !req
394. I think Janitor Al is
going to kill the president.Copy !req
395. Oh, Santiago.
There's my protege.Copy !req
396. Let me guess,
you want the janitor's address.Copy !req
397. Janitor? Address? Al?Copy !req
398. I never said his name.Copy !req
399. Hmm. Well, isn't this rich.Copy !req
400. After being excluded
by both of you,Copy !req
401. here I am with
the power to decideCopy !req
402. who wins and who
loses your little heist.Copy !req
403. I wouldn't have it any other
way. You are my wisest detective.Copy !req
404. Pathetic. She can't
be manipulated, sir.Copy !req
405. Amy, we are in love.Copy !req
406. I know we've
never said it before,Copy !req
407. but I think this is the perfect time,
don't you?Copy !req
408. Love?Copy !req
409. What's love compared to the
respect of a workplace superior?Copy !req
410. Amy Santiago,
will you...Copy !req
411. Enough!
Okay.Copy !req
412. Pretending to be nice to me
is worse than being mean.Copy !req
413. You know what?
You want the address?Copy !req
414. Here, you can both have it.Copy !req
415. Hope you're happy,
you selfish monsters.Copy !req
416. I feel terrible.
We should apologize.Copy !req
417. Yes, I agree.Copy !req
418. You definitely should now.
I'll do mine later.Copy !req
419. Fat chance.Copy !req
420. Charles, I need your butt.
Meet me downstairs.Copy !req
421. Alpha Team, this is
the Golden Sparrow.Copy !req
422. Rendezvous at
Drop Zone Yankee.Copy !req
423. When did you come up
with those code names?Copy !req
424. Okay, he lives on
the sixteenth floor.Copy !req
425. I think we
beat Holt here.Copy !req
426. Or did you?Copy !req
427. I'll get the elevator.Copy !req
428. Crap! Looks like
we're taking the stairs.Copy !req
429. All right, it's sixteen
floors, pace yourselves.Copy !req
430. Forget it. Run as
fast as you can!Copy !req
431. Ha-ha!Copy !req
432. I win. I knocked first.Copy !req
433. You're not Al.Copy !req
434. You're looking for Al?Copy !req
435. Of course we're looking for Al,
you imbecile!Copy !req
436. Sorry.Copy !req
437. He's having
a cigarette on the roof.Copy !req
438. The roof?Copy !req
439. Yes. I did it.Copy !req
440. I am the greatest
athlete in the world.Copy !req
441. Al? Al?Copy !req
442. Where's Al?Copy !req
443. There he is.
There he is!Copy !req
444. I did it. I did it.Copy !req
445. Good God.Copy !req
446. Are you Al the janitor?Copy !req
447. Nope. I'm your
worst nightmare.Copy !req
448. Amy Santiago.Copy !req
449. Oh, no.Copy !req
450. I don't understand
what is happening.Copy !req
451. Allow me to explain.Copy !req
452. Amy and I were ahead
of you the whole time.Copy !req
453. No, you weren't
part of this.Copy !req
454. Get back over to
the loser side, loser.Copy !req
455. All right.
Worth a shot.Copy !req
456. So how'd you
pull it off?Copy !req
457. Well, it all started when I went to tell
Jake how badly he hurt my feelings,Copy !req
458. and he yelled
at my breasts.Copy !req
459. Oh, boy, I am not going to
come off well in this story.Copy !req
460. Nope.Copy !req
461. Remember when you
set off the witch?Copy !req
462. You made Captain Holt
flinch, which was weird,Copy !req
463. since his door was closed,Copy !req
464. but not weird, since he
actually heard it over a bugCopy !req
465. he planted at your desk.Copy !req
466. It was in an old muffin that
you never threw in the trash.Copy !req
467. That's why people
throw away garbage.Copy !req
468. How are we together?Copy !req
469. Anyway, I tapped into the bug's
frequencies, so I had ears on Jake.Copy !req
470. I needed to know
what Holt was up to.Copy !req
471. That's where
Hitchcock came in.Copy !req
472. I masterminded
the entire plan.Copy !req
473. You did one small thing, and I had
to explain it to you, like, 45 times.Copy !req
474. He left a tiny
crack in the blinds,Copy !req
475. so I could read
the Captain's lips.Copy !req
476. "Sharon and your
kids will distract Jake.Copy !req
477. "They'll be here
at 9:30 sharp.Copy !req
478. "My waffle xylophone
on the cheese man."Copy !req
479. What?Copy !req
480. My lip-reading
is not flawless.Copy !req
481. Now that I knew your plan,
it was simple to disrupt.Copy !req
482. While Scully gracefully
moved the witch,Copy !req
483. I got into character.Copy !req
484. Holt triggered the witch,
which brought Jake into the room.Copy !req
485. And I threw the
crown in the trash can.Copy !req
486. Exactly as I planned.Copy !req
487. Then I sent you all here,
placed an out-of-order signCopy !req
488. on the perfectly
functional elevator,Copy !req
489. made you all walk up 31
flights of stairs and vomit twice.Copy !req
490. Actually, it was four times,
if you count all the stairwell stuff.Copy !req
491. You thought I was
just Holt's lackey.Copy !req
492. And you thought I was
just Jake's girlfriend.Copy !req
493. Well, I'm my own person,
capable of making my own decisions,Copy !req
494. and I decided to
humiliate you both.Copy !req
495. Well, you did,
and it was awesome.Copy !req
496. One last question,
where's the crown?Copy !req
497. Oh, it's at Shaw's Bar,Copy !req
498. the official site
of my coronation.Copy !req
499. All hail the
crown of destiny.Copy !req
500. And all hail she who wears it,
Amy Santiago, the...Copy !req
501. Queen.
Queen of the Nine-Nine.Copy !req
502. I believe there's something
else you both need to say.Copy !req
503. Gladly.Copy !req
504. Amy Santiago is
an amazing detective/genius.Copy !req
505. Drinks are on us.Copy !req
506. Nope.Copy !req
507. Drinks are on me.Copy !req
508. Yeah!Copy !req
509. Hey.Copy !req
510. I'm glad you showed up.Copy !req
511. Sorry I was acting
so weird earlier.Copy !req
512. Hey, I don't blame you.
Sagittarius, right?Copy !req
513. With Saturn where it is,Copy !req
514. you're right to be
wary of new relationships.Copy !req
515. How is it possible that
a spirit such as yourselfCopy !req
516. even knows Charles?Copy !req
517. I did an art show at
Genevieve's gallery.Copy !req
518. Oh, right, so you're
not really friends,Copy !req
519. you know his girlfriend
through the art world.Copy !req
520. Yeah, plus,
she's my twin sister.Copy !req
521. What?Copy !req
522. Hi, Leo. A kiss
for my bro.Copy !req
523. And a kiss for my boo.Copy !req
524. No.Copy !req
525. A kiss for my boo.Copy !req
526. And a kiss for my sis.Copy !req
527. No!Copy !req