1. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
2. welcome to the most
anticipated eventCopy !req
3. in this precinct's history.Copy !req
4. The auction for...Copy !req
5. The Suitcase of Mystery!Copy !req
6. Exactly, Jacob.Copy !req
7. This puppy's been in the
lost and found since 1976.Copy !req
8. No one alive today
knows its contents.Copy !req
9. I'm happy to say
Captain HoltCopy !req
10. has finally given me
permission to auction it off.Copy !req
11. I'll let you
give me a spray tan.Copy !req
12. Any shade you want.Copy !req
13. Jake, willing to
sacrifice his dignity.Copy !req
14. Who can top it?
Massage!Copy !req
15. I'll give you a massage.Copy !req
16. Charles, going in
the wrong directionCopy !req
17. and getting
himself disqualified.Copy !req
18. Interesting approach.Copy !req
19. Orange Jake,
going once, going twice.Copy !req
20. I'll show you a picture
of me in high school.Copy !req
21. There is side-pony.Copy !req
22. Ooh. Ooh! Rosa coming
in hot! Rosa coming in hot!Copy !req
23. I'll also give you full control
of my hair and wardrobe!Copy !req
24. I'll go
on a date with you.Copy !req
25. Sold! To Jake,
not to Scully.Copy !req
26. That really freaked me out,Copy !req
27. and I just want this
to end now. Whoo!Copy !req
28. So, there was
this suitcase...Copy !req
29. I don't care.
Yeah.Copy !req
30. All right, everyone,
enough morning chitchat.Copy !req
31. Television happened,
commutes were difficult,Copy !req
32. Boyle had a dream.Copy !req
33. I laid a goose egg
on this...Copy !req
34. That's enough.
Yeah.Copy !req
35. A pipe burst
in the Nine-Eight,Copy !req
36. rendering the building
uninhabitable.Copy !req
37. They'll be sharing our spaceCopy !req
38. until the problem is fixed.Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. A whole other
precinct in here?Copy !req
41. We're already packed in
like sardines.Copy !req
42. Look at this.Copy !req
43. Man, I sure would love
to be here to greetCopy !req
44. all these annoying
losers, but sadly,Copy !req
45. Boyle and I are going to be
on a stakeout all week.Copy !req
46. Yeah, just two best budsCopy !req
47. stinking up a SaturnCopy !req
48. with our druthers of tunes
and personal pan pizzas.Copy !req
49. That sucks.
That sucks.Copy !req
50. No one enjoyed that.Copy !req
51. Look, I know this
is an inconvenience,Copy !req
52. however, I expect you allCopy !req
53. to be accommodating
to our guests.Copy !req
54. Don't worry, sir,Copy !req
55. we will be cordial A. F.Copy !req
56. "As Frasier. " Love that show.Copy !req
57. They're here.Copy !req
58. I hate those
Nine-Eight losers.Copy !req
59. Ugh! These guys are the worst.Copy !req
60. Hey, Stevie Schillens?Copy !req
61. Jakey P in the place to be.Copy !req
62. What are you doing here?Copy !req
63. I thought you were
in the One-Two-Four.Copy !req
64. Ah, I was, man,Copy !req
65. but then I arrested
all the bad guysCopy !req
66. in Staten, so I transferred
to the Nine-Eight.Copy !req
67. So dope.Copy !req
68. Everyone, put on your parkas,
'cause this weekCopy !req
69. just got a whole
lot more chill.Copy !req
70. Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
71. Allow me to introduceCopy !req
72. Stevie "Chillin"' Schillens.Copy !req
73. He was my
very first partnerCopy !req
74. and one of
the all-time greats.Copy !req
75. Takes one to know one, man.Copy !req
76. Come on.Copy !req
77. I'm Charles!Copy !req
78. Whoa-oh!Copy !req
79. Hey, what's up,
man? I'm Stevie. We heard.Copy !req
80. Stevie and I were
beat cops together.Copy !req
81. We called ourselves
the Beatsie Boys.Copy !req
82. And, yeah, it was
as cool as it sounds.Copy !req
83. So what'cha, what'chaCopy !req
84. What'cha want
Cha wantCopy !req
85. I get so funny with
the money that you flauntCopy !req
86. So, y'all would just
stand around like that?Copy !req
87. Yeah!
All the time.Copy !req
88. Totally get it. My first
partner was also pretty cool.Copy !req
89. Everyone called us
Chucky and the Coot.Copy !req
90. So what'cha, what'chaCopy !req
91. What'cha want
Cha wantCopy !req
92. I get so funny with
the money that you flauntCopy !req
93. So, I guess we all
had great partnersCopy !req
94. that we've completely
moved on from.Copy !req
95. Because yours
died of old age?Copy !req
96. He did.Copy !req
97. Anyway, we should motor.Copy !req
98. Jake and I are staking out
a bar called the Thirsty Ox...Copy !req
99. Lot of crime, lot of danger,Copy !req
100. lot of downtime
for inside jokes.Copy !req
101. "Would you like some milk?"Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. "Would you like some milk?"Copy !req
104. The guy...
'Cause you look like...Copy !req
105. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
106. "Would you like the milk?"
Please.Copy !req
107. What's it from? It's
funny. He remembers. Funny.Copy !req
108. Okay.
Very funny.Copy !req
109. You know what's crazy?
I've been tracking a dealerCopy !req
110. who just took a job
at the Thirsty Ox.Copy !req
111. No crap.Copy !req
112. We should work
the case together.Copy !req
113. The Beatsie Boys
reunion tour?Copy !req
114. Tagline,
boys will always be boys.Copy !req
115. No wait.
Some boys never change.Copy !req
116. No wait.
Boys to men back to boys.Copy !req
117. No wait. Boys! No wait.Copy !req
118. Please, make yourself
at home.Copy !req
119. Captain,
why are you doing this?Copy !req
120. You hate people
in your space.Copy !req
121. Nonsense.
I'm an easygoing chap.Copy !req
122. Okay. I once saw you use a
ruler to measure another ruler.Copy !req
123. It was off
by half a centimeter.Copy !req
124. It never should've
been in circulation.Copy !req
125. Now, if you'll excuse me.Copy !req
126. Oh, he just sat
at your desk.Copy !req
127. Good. Good.
I was hoping he would.Copy !req
128. He's adjusting
your chair settings.Copy !req
129. Even the lumbar?Copy !req
130. Exclusively the lumbar.Copy !req
131. So my spine'll hurt a little.Copy !req
132. It's only a highway holding
all your body's nerves.Copy !req
133. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
134. You guys have an extra
mouse for my computer?Copy !req
135. No. But, hey,Copy !req
136. here, you can borrow mine.Copy !req
137. Terry knows his
keyboard shortcuts!Copy !req
138. Ooh. Just deleted everything.Copy !req
139. Sir, we have a problem.Copy !req
140. Yeah, we do.Copy !req
141. The line for
the microwave is insane!Copy !req
142. Seriously, Amy?Copy !req
143. Your problem isCopy !req
144. Hitchcock and Scully's
frozen burritos?Copy !req
145. No!
Yeah!Copy !req
146. Get out of here! Ugh.Copy !req
147. I'm trying to
assemble my binders,Copy !req
148. but my new desk mate, Brian,Copy !req
149. brought a dog with himCopy !req
150. and my allergies
are going crazy.Copy !req
151. I'm so stuffy, I can't even
enjoy that new binder smell.Copy !req
152. He shouldn't have
a pet in the precinct.Copy !req
153. It's a "service animal" that
he has for made-up reasons.Copy !req
154. I have mild foot pain, okay?
Francie helps me with that.Copy !req
155. How?Copy !req
156. Legally, you're not
allowed to ask me that.Copy !req
157. Ugh!Copy !req
158. That is nothing.Copy !req
159. My new desk mateCopy !req
160. chats.Copy !req
161. Now, I like to think
of this little ladyCopy !req
162. as a city girl
who married a farmhand.Copy !req
163. She also likes to
look up recipes onlineCopy !req
164. and go,
"Who's got the time?"Copy !req
165. Okay.Copy !req
166. Captain wants
things running smoothly,Copy !req
167. so why don't you both just
move and work from my desk?Copy !req
168. See? Everything is
gonna be fine.Copy !req
169. Whoa.Copy !req
170. Guy just took
my whole computer.Copy !req
171. The dealer I'm looking
for is Tom Ozerov.Copy !req
172. I arrested him a year ago
on a first-degree felony,Copy !req
173. but he made a deal
and walked.Copy !req
174. Dude's a real lowlife.Copy !req
175. Yeah, we've seen that guy.Copy !req
176. I said he looked like a lowlife,
remember that, Jake?Copy !req
177. His pants were too tight.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
178. Hey,
you know what else is too tight? Hmm?Copy !req
179. Us working
a case together again.Copy !req
180. Swurt.
Whoo!Copy !req
181. Yeah, we say "noice,"
not "swurt."Copy !req
182. Look, I'm so sorry,
but I don't think there's roomCopy !req
183. for a third person
on this case.Copy !req
184. Jake, we should work it solo.Copy !req
185. Oh, hang on now, Boyle.
Let's not be hasty.Copy !req
186. I mean, Stevie's been tracking
Ozerov longer than we have.Copy !req
187. And three heads
are better than two.Copy !req
188. Three's a crowd.
Everybody knows that.Copy !req
189. What about in
The Lion King? Hmm?Copy !req
190. When Jamone and Purboy became
friends with Steemba.Copy !req
191. That's not the names.
It's Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa,Copy !req
192. but I appreciate you trying.Copy !req
193. It really is
a perfect analogy.Copy !req
194. All right, I'm in.
Stevie can work the case.Copy !req
195. All right!Copy !req
196. Charles Boyle,Copy !req
197. welcome to the Beatsie Boys.Copy !req
198. Aw!Copy !req
199. We're driving in a
CarCopy !req
200. Drug Dealer's
BarCopy !req
201. Pass the mic right over to
CharlesCopy !req
202. We forgot Charles.Copy !req
203. But we can't turn back
'Cause we gone too farlesCopy !req
204. We have to turn back, though.
We can't leave him.Copy !req
205. It was a good rhyme, though.Copy !req
206. Hey. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
207. Look, I'm not gonna
waste your timeCopy !req
208. with some lame excuseCopy !req
209. about why we left
you behind, all right?Copy !req
210. Just the truth.Copy !req
211. Stevie and I
were taken hostageCopy !req
212. by an Armenian
biker gangCopy !req
213. and thrown on a cargo
ship headed to Asia,Copy !req
214. but we're back now.Copy !req
215. Don't worry about it. You
can work the case without me.Copy !req
216. I'm busy bonding with
my new desk mate, Paul.Copy !req
217. Hi, my name's Paul.Copy !req
218. Shh. Paul, nobody cares.Copy !req
219. Charles, I'm so sorry.
Don't be mad, okay?Copy !req
220. We need you to work
this case with us.Copy !req
221. And you're way
too good for Paul.Copy !req
222. Stop trying to flatter me.Copy !req
223. Jake, face it,
I'm not a Beatsie Boy.Copy !req
224. All right.
Well, then neither am I.Copy !req
225. The Beatsie Boys
are finished.Copy !req
226. If you're gonna be part of
the group, we need a new name,Copy !req
227. a name that you're
gonna come up with.Copy !req
228. Police Pals.
Okay, it's decent.Copy !req
229. You can come up
with a couple options.Copy !req
230. Not necessary.
That's the one.Copy !req
231. Okeydokey, let's go.Copy !req
232. So, Gina,
how's it going?Copy !req
233. What's the gossip?
"What's the gossip?"Copy !req
234. You can't stand being in
your office with him, can you?Copy !req
235. No, I'm just curious
about your life. I like to gab.Copy !req
236. So, uh, tell me about...Copy !req
237. boys.Copy !req
238. Okay. I hate this.Copy !req
239. Captain, you've gotta stand up
to that office hog.Copy !req
240. Be stern, like me.Copy !req
241. Notice I'm not sharing a desk
with Flynt's assistant.Copy !req
242. 'Cause he's over there.Copy !req
243. No eye contact.
Get back to work. Ugh!Copy !req
244. Listen.Copy !req
245. You just say the word,Copy !req
246. and I will barge in there
and kick that dude out.Copy !req
247. Don't be ridiculous.
He's my superior officer.Copy !req
248. But more to the point,
he's a welcome guest,Copy !req
249. and I am a good host.Copy !req
250. He locked you out of your own office,
didn't he?Copy !req
251. Yes, very much so.Copy !req
252. Oh, Raymond.Copy !req
253. Why do we all got
to sit in the back?Copy !req
254. Because we are all here together,
and we are all equals.Copy !req
255. Hey, I've got an idea.Copy !req
256. Why don't we listen
to some sweet stakeout jams?Copy !req
257. Ooh, do you
have the satelliteCopy !req
258. radio station Sedan Rock?Copy !req
259. Seriously?Copy !req
260. Why not just go straight for the
Toni Braxton while you're at it?Copy !req
261. Oh, so, now you're gonna make
fun of Toni? Who is this joker?Copy !req
262. Oh, check it out.
Guy entering.Copy !req
263. Wait, I know that dude.Copy !req
264. He buys from Ozerov.Copy !req
265. I mean,
something's going down.Copy !req
266. I say we gear up,
and we bust in.Copy !req
267. Like we did at Pacala
Ristorante, remember?Copy !req
268. That's how we do it
in Brooklyn.Copy !req
269. Yeah, okay,
it sounds pretty cool,Copy !req
270. but Jake and I already talked
about how we'd play this.Copy !req
271. We had a pretty sweet
convo about it. Remember?Copy !req
272. I think we should
do surveillance,Copy !req
273. collect intel,
and build a case.Copy !req
274. Sure.Copy !req
275. So, we all
got stories, pal.Copy !req
276. Look. We need information.Copy !req
277. If we bust in there and
Ozerov doesn't have any drugs,Copy !req
278. our whole operation is blown.Copy !req
279. But I know this guy,
all right?Copy !req
280. He never works out
of one place for long.Copy !req
281. I guarantee you
he has drugs on himCopy !req
282. and if we don't get
him now, we never will.Copy !req
283. Well, too bad for you,
because Jake agrees with me.Copy !req
284. We're always
on the same...Copy !req
285. Page?
Yes! Told you.Copy !req
286. Actually, Charles,
I think Stevie's right.Copy !req
287. No. You said "page."Copy !req
288. I know, but he knows this case,
and I trust his gut.Copy !req
289. But, hey, let's go catch
a bad guy together, right?Copy !req
290. Gear up, Police Pals!Copy !req
291. Hey, what is that?Copy !req
292. Thought we were
Beatsie Boys.Copy !req
293. You didn't even tell him.Copy !req
294. Rosa, do you need to listen to it that
loud?Copy !req
295. Yes!Copy !req
296. I'm trying to drown out
the sound of Ellen,Copy !req
297. the chat factory,
over there.Copy !req
298. My daughter got me
a juicer for Christmas.Copy !req
299. Did you know that you
can juice nuts? What?Copy !req
300. I'm two seconds away
from juicing Ellen.Copy !req
301. I know it's tough,
but Sarge...Copy !req
302. Ah, no!
Shoo, shoo, shoo!Copy !req
303. Shoo! Shoo!Copy !req
304. Can you at least
put her on a leash?Copy !req
305. She's a medical
professional. Okay?Copy !req
306. Would you keep
a doctor on a leash?Copy !req
307. That dog does not help you
with your foot pain.Copy !req
308. You just want an excuse
to bring her everywhere!Copy !req
309. Your dog is a fraud.Copy !req
310. Fraud dog!
Come on.Copy !req
311. Fraud dog! Fraud dog!Copy !req
312. Fraud dog!
Juice Ellen!Copy !req
313. Juice Ellen!
Fraud dog!Copy !req
314. Whoa! Both of you,
outside now!Copy !req
315. I know
it's crowded in there,Copy !req
316. and they're not very
considerate guests,Copy !req
317. and they took my mouse,Copy !req
318. and then they
took my keyboard,Copy !req
319. and then they took
the whole computer.Copy !req
320. And when I had
nothing else to give,Copy !req
321. they came for my yogurt.Copy !req
322. No, not just any yogurt.Copy !req
323. Full-fat Greek
with a touch of honey.Copy !req
324. That's a once-a-week treat!Copy !req
325. What the hell are you
guys doing out here?Copy !req
326. Finally eating breakfast.Copy !req
327. We snuck
the microwave out hereCopy !req
328. so we could cook our burritos
like real policemen.Copy !req
329. Now they have
to use the toaster oven.Copy !req
330. Enjoy your 16-minute
cook times, idiots.Copy !req
331. Guys, this is amazing.Copy !req
332. Back off,
it's our microwave! Ours!Copy !req
333. Nobody wants your microwave!Copy !req
334. But look,
the Nine-Eight's stuffCopy !req
335. is blocking the windows.Copy !req
336. They can't see us out here.Copy !req
337. It's so peacefulCopy !req
338. and spacious.Copy !req
339. This could be
our new beginning.Copy !req
340. All right.Copy !req
341. Can't let Ozerov
ditch the drugs.Copy !req
342. We got to go in
fast and strong.Copy !req
343. I don't know about you,
but I can use some adrenalin.Copy !req
344. A little slap-slap-boom?
Hmm.Copy !req
345. What's slap-slap-boom?Copy !req
346. Oh, it's just this thing we used to
do to get each other pumped upCopy !req
347. where we slap each other in
the face. You don't have to do it.Copy !req
348. No, I want to.
I want to go first.Copy !req
349. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
350. Shh. There's movement.Copy !req
351. But I'm the only one
who got slapped in the face.Copy !req
352. Charles, we gotta go!Copy !req
353. NYPD! Show me your hands!Copy !req
354. Hey, Ozerov, I'll have
a martini with a twist.Copy !req
355. The twist?
You're under arrest.Copy !req
356. None for me, I'm driving...Copy !req
357. You to jail.Copy !req
358. He's clean.
There's no drugs on him.Copy !req
359. Damn it. We wasted those
cool lines on nothing.Copy !req
360. Also, we blew the case.Copy !req
361. That's obviously much worse.Copy !req
362. That was my first thought.Copy !req
363. Look, I know that we
didn't find any drugs,Copy !req
364. but I still think
it was worth the risk.Copy !req
365. Well, I think
it was a crap circus.Copy !req
366. This whole operation
is blown.Copy !req
367. If you ask me,
the Beatsie Boys should be calledCopy !req
368. the Thoroughly
Messed-Up Millies.Copy !req
369. What?Copy !req
370. I can't even imagine
what you're going for.Copy !req
371. I was being devastating!Copy !req
372. Look, man,
I get that you're pissed,Copy !req
373. but I am telling you,
Ozerov is dirty.Copy !req
374. Maybe, but if we had
staked the bar out,Copy !req
375. we could've built up cases
against a dozen guys here.Copy !req
376. This place is
filled with criminals.Copy !req
377. I brought him in last month.Copy !req
378. Hey, Detective Boyle.Copy !req
379. Hi, Isaac.Copy !req
380. The only good thing is,
now this whole trioCopy !req
381. doesn't have to
work together anymore.Copy !req
382. Yes, it does.
Charles, you did it.Copy !req
383. You saved the case.Copy !req
384. What? Why? I didn't want to.Copy !req
385. Correct me if I'm wrong,Copy !req
386. but consorting with known
felons is a parole violation,Copy !req
387. meaning we have grounds
to search Ozerov's home.Copy !req
388. Hell, yeah!
Jakey P with the save! Uh!Copy !req
389. Well, you know,
Boyle is the one who pointed it out.Copy !req
390. He deserves the credit.
True, true, true.Copy !req
391. Good job, Earl!Copy !req
392. You know my name is Charles.Copy !req
393. So, if we're gonna start
a secret office on the roof,Copy !req
394. we need equipment.Copy !req
395. That means chairs, desks,Copy !req
396. printers, pens.Copy !req
397. But we gotta sneak it out,Copy !req
398. so we need a distraction.Copy !req
399. Okay, here is what
I'm thinking.Copy !req
400. We give that dog
a bunch of chocolates.Copy !req
401. It dies.Copy !req
402. While everyone celebrates...Copy !req
403. Okay, Amy's too close
to this.Copy !req
404. Rosa, you got any ideas?Copy !req
405. Hitchcock and Scully just
set fire to the kitchen sink.Copy !req
406. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.Copy !req
407. Perfect!Copy !req
408. Let's use that.Copy !req
409. I looked everywhere.
I didn't find anything.Copy !req
410. Did you?
No.Copy !req
411. But mirror-top coffee table,Copy !req
412. iguana cage,
samurai swords on the wall...Copy !req
413. Either this guy
is a drug dealer,Copy !req
414. or he used Nic Cage
as an interior designer.Copy !req
415. He might be a drug dealer,
but we have nothing on him.Copy !req
416. Quick question, guys.Copy !req
417. Why did the drug dealer
never do his dishes?Copy !req
418. Because he had drugs
in his dishwasher.Copy !req
419. Oh, yeah!
The dishwasher?Copy !req
420. Hit me.Copy !req
421. Here, it's for you.Copy !req
422. Hello?
Hey.Copy !req
423. What's up, dude? It's me.Copy !req
424. We got the drugs, man.Copy !req
425. Hang on,
Charles wants to say hi.Copy !req
426. Do you have any milk?Copy !req
427. Not a stranger in sight.Copy !req
428. It's beautiful.Copy !req
429. I've never heard
the printer sound so happy.Copy !req
430. I feel like it knows.Copy !req
431. We did it.Copy !req
432. A new world.Copy !req
433. This must be how
the Founding Fathers felt.Copy !req
434. So,Copy !req
435. what are you doing out here?Copy !req
436. Captain, it's mayhem
in there.Copy !req
437. Those people are
messy and selfish.Copy !req
438. And chatty.
And out here,Copy !req
439. we can actually
get work done.Copy !req
440. But...
Sir, I'll handle this.Copy !req
441. We love it.Copy !req
442. We're proud of you.
We want in.Copy !req
443. No. You're acting
like little childrenCopy !req
444. playing basketballCopy !req
445. who've fallen behind by
several two-pointer buckets,Copy !req
446. so you just take
your basket home,Copy !req
447. and now
no one else can play.Copy !req
448. I know
it's not the time,Copy !req
449. but you gotta
watch basketballCopy !req
450. if you're gonna
try to reference it.Copy !req
451. Sergeant, this is
boorish behavior.Copy !req
452. I wanted you
to be a good host.Copy !req
453. You told me
to make it work,Copy !req
454. and I came up
with a creative solution.Copy !req
455. Diaz finished
her arrest reports.Copy !req
456. Santiago did
the filing of 10 men.Copy !req
457. I don't
want to hear it.Copy !req
458. Just clean up this mess
and get back inside.Copy !req
459. Paper jam.Copy !req
460. It does know.Copy !req
461. Attenzione, dingbats.Copy !req
462. Perchance a riddle.
Shakespeare.Copy !req
463. What has six thumbs and
just arrested a drug dealer?Copy !req
464. These guys.Copy !req
465. Charles, thumbs up.Copy !req
466. I said "six thumbs"
and we're only showing four.Copy !req
467. We're starting
to look like fools.Copy !req
468. Come on, Charles.Copy !req
469. There it is.Copy !req
470. That's the ticket.
Whoo!Copy !req
471. All right, man, I'm gonna go
check in with Flynt.Copy !req
472. You do some research on where
we're gonna celebrate tonight.Copy !req
473. Here's my only requirement,Copy !req
474. it has to be at your house
'cause I ain't got no money.Copy !req
475. Okay, how about at my house?Copy !req
476. Swurt.Copy !req
477. Yes!Copy !req
478. Psst. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
479. What are you doing?
Come here.Copy !req
480. What?Copy !req
481. I think Stevie's bad news.Copy !req
482. What? Oh, come on, Charles.Copy !req
483. You know, you've been acting
weird about Stevie all day.Copy !req
484. I think you might be jealous.Copy !req
485. Of course, I'm jealous.Copy !req
486. I was never hiding that.Copy !req
487. How?
He's tall. He's funny.Copy !req
488. He can pull off an earring.Copy !req
489. He doesn't have an earring.Copy !req
490. But we both know
he'd look good with one.Copy !req
491. Oh, my God... What do
you want me to say, Boyle?Copy !req
492. I've been trying to include
you in this all day long.Copy !req
493. And, yes,
I forgot you that one time,Copy !req
494. but I made up for it.Copy !req
495. I slapped you in the face.Copy !req
496. You're supposed
to be my friend.Copy !req
497. I'm an adult man,
I can have two close friends.Copy !req
498. Hell, I can have
three close friends.Copy !req
499. You wouldn't.
I would.Copy !req
500. Maybe I'll get in touchCopy !req
501. with my friend
James from college.Copy !req
502. Ooh. Or you know who just
looked me up online?Copy !req
503. Brad from camp.Copy !req
504. Stevie planted the drugs.Copy !req
505. Come on!Copy !req
506. I looked in that dishwasher before him,
and it was empty.Copy !req
507. Stevie planted those pills.Copy !req
508. But you're right,
he's the coolest!Copy !req
509. You guys should go get
your ears pierced together.Copy !req
510. Invite Brad.
It'll be smurt.Copy !req
511. It's "swurt", not "smurt".Copy !req
512. So, joke's on you.Copy !req
513. Damn it, Stevie!Copy !req
514. Hey, I logged the drugs.Copy !req
515. You know what that means.
It's time to celebrate.Copy !req
516. You know what that means.
Let's eat big sandwiches!Copy !req
517. I gotta talk
to you in private.Copy !req
518. Come on.Copy !req
519. Okay.Copy !req
520. Uh...Copy !req
521. This is cozy.Copy !req
522. Well, the precinct
is so crowded,Copy !req
523. this is the only place
no one can hear us talk.Copy !req
524. Listen.Copy !req
525. I know you planted the drugs
at Ozerov's place.Copy !req
526. What? Charles
checked the dishwasher,Copy !req
527. and he didn't
see any drugs.Copy !req
528. Yeah, well, they were there.
All right?Copy !req
529. I guess he just missed them.Copy !req
530. Probably busy hiking up his
pants above his belly button.Copy !req
531. He has to do that
because they don't make pantsCopy !req
532. short enough for him.Copy !req
533. Look. Don't lie to me, man.Copy !req
534. Dude, the guy is a drug
dealer. All right?Copy !req
535. I wasn't gonna
let him walk again.Copy !req
536. But you get it,
though, right?Copy !req
537. You're not a tight-ass
like Charles.Copy !req
538. You know,
I wish I was like Charles.Copy !req
539. He's a good cop
and an honest person,Copy !req
540. and when we go on stakeouts,
we do listen to Toni Braxton,Copy !req
541. and it's super sad,
and it's awesome.Copy !req
542. I can't believe I'm saying this,
Stevie, but I gotta report you.Copy !req
543. Ow!Copy !req
544. Did you just
Donkey Kong punch me?Copy !req
545. There's not enough room
to regular punch you.Copy !req
546. Ooh, all right. It's on.Copy !req
547. What's going on?
Ah!Copy !req
548. He did plant the drugs.Copy !req
549. You trusted me.Copy !req
550. Oh!Copy !req
551. Son of a bitch! I hope there's
room in this fight for three.Copy !req
552. There's not.Copy !req
553. You have a 2:30 meeting
with small-head, big-body.Copy !req
554. I forgot to take his name.Copy !req
555. D.A. Brayburn.Copy !req
556. Deputy Inspector Flynt,Copy !req
557. do you mind if we have
a meeting here in the office?Copy !req
558. Actually, I do mind.Copy !req
559. I'm not really
in the mood for company.Copy !req
560. I just had a bad loss
in an online poker game.Copy !req
561. Of course.Copy !req
562. Anything for our guests.Copy !req
563. Get back here,
you crap basket.Copy !req
564. You're going down!Copy !req
565. Help! He's attacking me
for no reason!Copy !req
566. Stevie Schillens,
you have the right to remain...Copy !req
567. A loser.
Noice.Copy !req
568. But, now legally,
I have to start over, Charles.Copy !req
569. Stevie... Oh!Copy !req
570. Get off him.
We just made up.Copy !req
571. Paul?
I thought we had something.Copy !req
572. Get Nine-Eight.Copy !req
573. Hope your dog will
help with neck pain.Copy !req
574. She doesn't
help with any pain.Copy !req
575. I made it up.Copy !req
576. Ha! I knew it!Copy !req
577. Hey, Ellen.Copy !req
578. I got your farm girl.Copy !req
579. You wouldn't.Copy !req
580. Bessy!Copy !req
581. Terry got his computer back.Copy !req
582. Oh, come on!Copy !req
583. Sarge, take off your shirt!Copy !req
584. It's restricting
your movement.Copy !req
585. What the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
586. Yeah.Copy !req
587. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
588. Brawling with
other police officers?Copy !req
589. What were you thinking?Copy !req
590. Sir, I had nothing
to do with it.Copy !req
591. I was arresting
a dirty cop.Copy !req
592. I heard you scream out
"I love this!"Copy !req
593. Yes.Copy !req
594. "This" being justice.Copy !req
595. I love justice.Copy !req
596. And to make matters worse,Copy !req
597. our radiator was broken during
your wild street-ball scrum.Copy !req
598. So, now we have no heat.Copy !req
599. Which means we'll have
to work in the freezing cold,Copy !req
600. and our guests
from the Nine-EightCopy !req
601. will have to relocate again.Copy !req
602. No smiles. No smiles.Copy !req
603. This is a sad day
for our precinct.Copy !req
604. Dismissed.Copy !req
605. Captain.Copy !req
606. You know what's kinda weird?Copy !req
607. There was no one
fighting over by the radiator.Copy !req
608. You were the only
person standing near it.Copy !req
609. I suppose, in the hubbub,Copy !req
610. I may have tripped
and busted a pipe.Copy !req
611. I knew it!Copy !req
612. I knew you couldn't stand
having someone in your space.Copy !req
613. He used my letter openerCopy !req
614. to cut his
tuna sandwich in half!Copy !req
615. You were right.Copy !req
616. They were disrespectful
and had to go.Copy !req
617. And, yes, sometimes
you have to come upCopy !req
618. with a creative solution.Copy !req
619. And sometimes
just a bunch of dudesCopy !req
620. need to get
into a room and just...Copy !req
621. Take that!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
622. That's not the lesson here.Copy !req
623. Okay, Captain.Copy !req
624. Unbreak my heartCopy !req
625. Say you love me againCopy !req
626. You know what?
I like this song!Copy !req
627. This hurt that you causedCopy !req
628. Hey, you don't
get to sing.Copy !req
629. Shut up! Shut Up!Copy !req
630. The nerve.
Unbelievable.Copy !req
631. Uncry these tearsCopy !req
632. I cried so many nightsCopy !req