1. Gather around,
glorious turd monsters,Copy !req
2. and feast your eyes on
what I hold in this hand.Copy !req
3. The future of movement.
A hoverboard.Copy !req
4. I don't understand
those things.Copy !req
5. Is walking really
so hard for you?Copy !req
6. Oh, Ames,
walking's a nightmare.Copy !req
7. Yeah, Amy.Copy !req
8. Now, friends,Copy !req
9. eat my space dust.Copy !req
10. Okay, a little harder to
control than I thought.Copy !req
11. Okay, there we go.
Whoo!Copy !req
12. Think I'm getting
the hang of it.Copy !req
13. No, I'm not!Copy !req
14. I'm all right.Copy !req
15. No!Copy !req
16. I'm doing it!Copy !req
17. I'm doing it!Copy !req
18. You got this?Copy !req
19. No, I do not
got this, Terry.Copy !req
20. Don't let go of me!Copy !req
21. The future of
movement is now! Whoa!Copy !req
22. There he is.Copy !req
23. All hail the birthday boy.Copy !req
24. Oh! What the hell
was that?Copy !req
25. Charles, probably shouldn't
have done that in a police station.Copy !req
26. And not celebrate
your birthday properly?Copy !req
27. I'd rather get shot.Copy !req
28. You do you, Boyle.Copy !req
29. I'm doing me.Copy !req
30. What's this case?Copy !req
31. Oh, this isn't work.Copy !req
32. It's research on your mom
since we're finally meeting.Copy !req
33. It's very thorough.Copy !req
34. Just relax.
She's gonna love you.Copy !req
35. You're both strong,
accomplished womenCopy !req
36. that have seen me naked.Copy !req
37. I used to be so good
at meeting grownups.Copy !req
38. I'd just sing
Itsy Bitsy Spider flawlesslyCopy !req
39. and ride that wave
till bath time.Copy !req
40. But now...
It's anybody's guess.Copy !req
41. All right, what I am
about to sayCopy !req
42. will make you very horny,Copy !req
43. but you have to try
and remember thatCopy !req
44. we're still at work.Copy !req
45. Do you want me to quiz you?Copy !req
46. Oh, God, yes.Copy !req
47. Wow. Okay, great.Copy !req
48. What is my mother's
favorite drink?Copy !req
49. Red wine over ice.Copy !req
50. Just like Diane Keaton,
or so she always says.Copy !req
51. Favorite topics
of conversation?Copy !req
52. Jimmy Carter was underrated.
Hmm.Copy !req
53. How beautiful
some front doors are.Copy !req
54. What's Jane Seymour up to?Copy !req
55. And how cool is it
that the ladiesCopy !req
56. across the street
are lesbians.Copy !req
57. Great. Nice work.
Topics to avoid.Copy !req
58. How my dad left us
and ruined our lives,Copy !req
59. how my dad got remarried
twice and ruined our lives,Copy !req
60. how my dad moved to CanadaCopy !req
61. and ruined our lives.
You know what?Copy !req
62. I'm just gonna steer clear
of your dad entirely.Copy !req
63. Smart. You're gonna
be fine, all right?Copy !req
64. She's gonna totally
love you.Copy !req
65. Are those her
dental records?Copy !req
66. Gina, are you
excited for ourCopy !req
67. "Escape the Room"
team-building exercise?Copy !req
68. I told you, sir,Copy !req
69. it would be
far more effectiveCopy !req
70. for the squad to go to Vegas,Copy !req
71. and you give us each $5,000.Copy !req
72. No, I see no value in that.Copy !req
73. But nine coworkersCopy !req
74. forced to riddle
their way freeCopy !req
75. from a locked room...Copy !req
76. I would spend my $5,000 to
buy backstage passes to Britney,Copy !req
77. and then I'd ask her
one question.Copy !req
78. You think you're
a better dancer than me?Copy !req
79. We are not going
to Las Vegas.Copy !req
80. We're going to
Long Island CityCopy !req
81. and we will bond
meaningfully,Copy !req
82. and that is a direct order.
I'll see you at 8:00 tonight.Copy !req
83. Tonight?
Mmm.Copy !req
84. Um...Copy !req
85. Okay, great.Copy !req
86. Jake. Jakester.Copy !req
87. Remember when
I did not e-mail youCopy !req
88. about Captain Holt's Escape
the Room thing tonight?Copy !req
89. No, and I can't go.Copy !req
90. Amy and I are going to my
mom's house for my birthday.Copy !req
91. Adults don't care
about their birthdays.Copy !req
92. You came to work
last year on a horse.Copy !req
93. Man, forget you.
Where's Charles?Copy !req
94. On a stakeout
with Rosa and Terry.Copy !req
95. Police work? What a
waste of time.Copy !req
96. So no Jake, no Amy,
no Charles, no Rosa, no Terry.Copy !req
97. That leaves me with...Copy !req
98. Aah.
Ooh!Copy !req
99. Aah.
Aah.Copy !req
100. Oh, dear God.Copy !req
101. Okay, this is the block our
boy Tommy Tran does his drops.Copy !req
102. Before we do
anything else,Copy !req
103. are your body cams
turned on?Copy !req
104. Why are you so obsessed
with these things?Copy !req
105. It's like your stupid
babies all over again.Copy !req
106. My babies are not stupid.
Cagney can write a lowercase "L."Copy !req
107. It's just a line, right?Copy !req
108. Look, I worked hard to get us
included in that pilot program.Copy !req
109. Body cams are important,
and I need these field tests to go well.Copy !req
110. I'm gonna go
take my position.Copy !req
111. "Just a straight line."
Come on.Copy !req
112. Unique New York.
Unique New York.Copy !req
113. Unique New York.Copy !req
114. I took a Toastmasters class
to prepare for tonight.Copy !req
115. Seriously,
it's gonna be fine.Copy !req
116. We're just gonna have some dinner,
eat dessert, play charades,Copy !req
117. and then talk for half an hour
about which of her friends are sick.Copy !req
118. We're gonna play charades?Copy !req
119. You wait until T-minus
two seconds to tell me that?Copy !req
120. Okay. Movie. Book.Copy !req
121. What's the thing for song? I
don't know the thing for song.Copy !req
122. Hi, birthday boy.
Hi.Copy !req
123. Mom, is something on fire?
Yeah.Copy !req
124. Okay.
You must be Amy.Copy !req
125. Let me take you in.Copy !req
126. Okay.
Oh.Copy !req
127. I'll just take in this
gorgeous front door of yours.Copy !req
128. Mom, seriously,
the fire? It's fine.Copy !req
129. Things don't burn down
like they used to.Copy !req
130. I'm just gonna
put it out.Copy !req
131. Well, you know, it's good
enough for Diane Keaton.Copy !req
132. It's good enough for me.Copy !req
133. I love her. I mean,
she's no Jane Seymour.Copy !req
134. Where is Jane Seymour
now, anyway?Copy !req
135. She makes jewelry,
and it's beautiful.Copy !req
136. I just bought two brooches for
the lesbians across the street.Copy !req
137. Mom, I keep telling you,Copy !req
138. if you don't rein it in a little bit,
you're gonna scare them off.Copy !req
139. Well, that's what you said about Carla,
and I ignored it,Copy !req
140. and now I have
a friend with one arm.Copy !req
141. I stand corrected.Copy !req
142. Oh. Must be your
birthday surprise.Copy !req
143. You got me
the '86 Mets?Copy !req
144. Be warned, a lot of them
turned out to be drug addicts,Copy !req
145. so this could be a bummer.Copy !req
146. You ready?Copy !req
147. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
148. Happy birthday.Copy !req
149. Dad? What are you
doing here?Copy !req
150. I wanted to
surprise you.Copy !req
151. Yeah, well,
I am surprisedCopy !req
152. that you know
it's my birthday.Copy !req
153. Actually, Jake...Copy !req
154. Your father and I are, uh,
seeing each other again.Copy !req
155. Oh!Copy !req
156. Wow, that's...Copy !req
157. That's so interesting.Copy !req
158. Oh.Copy !req
159. I know this
isn't the best time,Copy !req
160. but we are in your
childhood bedroom,Copy !req
161. and I do have
one question.Copy !req
162. Did you have
a nose ring in high school?Copy !req
163. Yes. Until it got infected
and I almost went blind.Copy !req
164. Don't tell anyone.Copy !req
165. Cool. It's our secret.Copy !req
166. Just gonna check
my email up high.Copy !req
167. No new messages.
Amy, can we focus?Copy !req
168. What is going on here?
Why is my dad dating my mom?Copy !req
169. What does he want?Copy !req
170. Money. But she's a public school art
teacher. That doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
171. Maybe that son of a bitch
wants his picture drawn.Copy !req
172. Jake, Karen is
a grown womanCopy !req
173. with a pretty respectable
credit score.Copy !req
174. I'm sure she knows
what she's doing.Copy !req
175. Amy, I know that
you have a binder,Copy !req
176. but you don't
know her like I do.Copy !req
177. She's too trusting
for her own good.Copy !req
178. She's fallen for more
Nigerian scams than Scully.Copy !req
179. She's fallen for
20 Nigerian scams?Copy !req
180. Twenty? That's insane.Copy !req
181. No, she's fallen for two.
Scully's fallen for 20?Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. Look, all right,
you know what? This is fine.Copy !req
184. It's just the same that it's
always been. I have to protect her.Copy !req
185. I'm gonna go down there, and I'm
going to express my concerns to herCopy !req
186. in a calm, rational manner.Copy !req
187. What are you doing, Mom?
He's evil!Copy !req
188. I'm
glad we got these sweet cams.Copy !req
189. What is happening
with your voice?Copy !req
190. This is Body Cam Charles.
I gotta sound badassCopy !req
191. in case anybody watches
the footage, capisce?Copy !req
192. Oh,
I just spilled soup on the cam!Copy !req
193. Why do you have soup
on a stakeout?Copy !req
194. Oh, no. Crap!Copy !req
195. Oh, it's not
turning back on.Copy !req
196. Do you think Sarge
is gonna be madCopy !req
197. that I spilled pho
on the cam?Copy !req
198. He definitely will if you say
"pho" like that when you tell him.Copy !req
199. I'm not gonna
mispronounce it.Copy !req
200. Not while you're rolling.Copy !req
201. Go get yourself cleaned up.Copy !req
202. See anything,
Sarge? Not yet.Copy !req
203. Don't know why I didn't go
undercover as someone wearing a scarf.Copy !req
204. Terry hates windchill.Copy !req
205. Wait, here's our guy.
Got him.Copy !req
206. Crap. I think he made me.Copy !req
207. He's headed
toward the restaurant!Copy !req
208. You follow.
I'll cover the back alley!Copy !req
209. Someone's in here!Copy !req
210. Rosa?
Charles.Copy !req
211. You're completely naked.Copy !req
212. You have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
213. You have the right
to an attorney.Copy !req
214. Where is everyone, Gina?Copy !req
215. Perhaps that's tonight's
first puzzle.Copy !req
216. I forgot to send
the invitations.Copy !req
217. But I was able to rally the best
and brightest of those available.Copy !req
218. Oh, dear God.Copy !req
219. Sorry we're late.Copy !req
220. Turns out the front door
was a push, not a pull.Copy !req
221. Well, maybe we
should just reschedule.Copy !req
222. You have
three hours to find the four keysCopy !req
223. that will prevent
the apocalypseCopy !req
224. and release you
from this room.Copy !req
225. Your time starts now.Copy !req
226. Well, this is
a sobering reality.Copy !req
227. Okay, I got your
favorite cake.Copy !req
228. Blue.
I'm not hungry.Copy !req
229. It's a figure of speech.
Obviously I'll have some.Copy !req
230. You know,
I don't think our guest AmyCopy !req
231. really wants to
talk about this, Jake.Copy !req
232. Can we just move on?Copy !req
233. Yes. Maybe we could talk
about someone we all admire,Copy !req
234. President Jimmy Carter.
When I think of the great...Copy !req
235. So, how serious
is it, hmm?Copy !req
236. Have you guys kissed?
Has he stayed the night?Copy !req
237. Has he brought you a
chocolate orange from the airport?Copy !req
238. 'Cause that's his big move.Copy !req
239. Jake, your mother
and I have beenCopy !req
240. seeing each other
for three months.Copy !req
241. Oh, you know what? I
ought to throw up in your face.Copy !req
242. I know that you're angry,Copy !req
243. but when I was here
last year,Copy !req
244. you really showed me
what a selfish jerk I was.Copy !req
245. You're the reason that
all of this is happening.Copy !req
246. Yeah, but I didn't
want this.Copy !req
247. I just wanted you to text me a
dumb dad joke every six months.Copy !req
248. I can do that.
Just give me your number.Copy !req
249. You didn't save
my number?Copy !req
250. Now, Jake, look.Copy !req
251. I know every mistake
your father has made,Copy !req
252. and he says
they're all in the past.Copy !req
253. Now just blow out
your candles.Copy !req
254. Okay, great.
Great idea, Mom.Copy !req
255. I'll blow out
my birthday candles.Copy !req
256. I wished that
you would leave.Copy !req
257. Damn it, I shouldn't have said
that aloud. Now it won't come true.Copy !req
258. Okay, we have maps,
a pantry, beds, a desk.Copy !req
259. Where should we begin?Copy !req
260. Do you have any
experience with puzzles?Copy !req
261. Yes. I've never solved one.Copy !req
262. This says we have
three questions.Copy !req
263. No.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
264. How do we get out of here?
Can't tell you.Copy !req
265. Really?
Yes.Copy !req
266. That's enough!Copy !req
267. Sorry about that. Uh,
can we please have our questions back?Copy !req
268. No. And that's three.Copy !req
269. You're done.Copy !req
270. Oh, Captain,
how could you?Copy !req
271. Hey.Copy !req
272. You didn't come back down.Copy !req
273. I had to talk to your parents for,
like, an hour,Copy !req
274. and I ran out of
stuff from the binder,Copy !req
275. and then I did
something really weird.Copy !req
276. The itsy bitsy
spider went up the water spoutCopy !req
277. Down came...Copy !req
278. So, do you know where
the nearest train station is?Copy !req
279. I know it sucks that I did that,
but think about how I feel.Copy !req
280. My stupid parents
are borking each other.Copy !req
281. And my mom thinks she knows
all the worst things that my dad did,Copy !req
282. but she has no idea.Copy !req
283. She doesn't even know
that he cheated on herCopy !req
284. with her best friend,
Sheila Bodden.Copy !req
285. Oh, my God.Copy !req
286. Yeah, I saw them.Copy !req
287. They were in our car
in the garage having sex.Copy !req
288. It's the whole reason I can't
have sex in cars in garages.Copy !req
289. That's a very specific
sexual hang-up.Copy !req
290. I mean, has it really
held you back?Copy !req
291. Well, are we having sex in
a car in a garage right now?Copy !req
292. No. So, yeah,
big time it's held me back.Copy !req
293. I never told her about itCopy !req
294. 'cause I didn't want to
crush her heart, but...Copy !req
295. Now I have to use it.Copy !req
296. I'm gonna tell my dad,
if he doesn't do the decent thingCopy !req
297. and leave my mom again...Copy !req
298. I'm dropping
the Sheila bomb.Copy !req
299. Whoa.Copy !req
300. I know this is
a really big deal,Copy !req
301. but I have to ask.Copy !req
302. Did you wear this
hat in high school?Copy !req
303. Amy!Copy !req
304. There's only one way
I'm gonna get my dad alone.Copy !req
305. You have to tell my mom that you
need to speak with her in private.Copy !req
306. About what?
I barely know her.Copy !req
307. Uh...Copy !req
308. Tell her you're plugged up
and you need a laxative.Copy !req
309. What? No! What?
I'm not gonna say that.Copy !req
310. Okay, here's the plan. I'll
drop the bomb during charades.Copy !req
311. I'll just tell him I know
about Sheila... With my body.Copy !req
312. Um...Copy !req
313. Fast. Uh,
Fast and Furious?Copy !req
314. Magic Mike?Copy !req
315. I don't know.Copy !req
316. Uh, Crying Game?Copy !req
317. I don't know.
Time.Copy !req
318. Oh!Copy !req
319. I didn't...
No, no, no.Copy !req
320. It's fine...
Now I'm...Copy !req
321. Uh, right,
why would you be?Copy !req
322. Yeah, it's not like
I'm always, uh...Copy !req
323. Naked.
Yeah.Copy !req
324. Look, man,
no one's ever gonna see that footage.Copy !req
325. The case
was cut and dried.Copy !req
326. It's not like I'm dying to
tell anyone I saw your...Copy !req
327. Bennie and the Jets.Copy !req
328. Sure. Whatever.Copy !req
329. Hey, I've been
looking for you guys.Copy !req
330. I just talked to
our perp's attorney.Copy !req
331. He's claiming the drugs you
seized in the bathroom weren't his.Copy !req
332. What? But we saw him
throw them in the garbage.Copy !req
333. Yeah. Normally,
it'd be your word against his.Copy !req
334. But lucky for us,
you were wearing body cams!Copy !req
335. Yeah, but the thing
about camerasCopy !req
336. is that they don't really
tell the full objective truth.Copy !req
337. Images can be distorted.
People often seem naked.Copy !req
338. Boyle, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
339. Boyle is fully nude
in the footage.Copy !req
340. Why?Copy !req
341. The whole thing?Copy !req
342. No, no, no.
Not the whole thing.Copy !req
343. Okay.Copy !req
344. It doesn't matter how much
humping I do. He's still not getting it.Copy !req
345. Okay.Copy !req
346. Well,
then this is happening.Copy !req
347. Hey, Karen, can I talk to you
for a second in private?Copy !req
348. I'm a little plugged up.Copy !req
349. Oh, well, say no more. I have an
entire cabinet devoted just to that.Copy !req
350. Wow. TMI, you guys.Copy !req
351. Thank you.Copy !req
352. Oh, man, this is
so much fun.Copy !req
353. Thanks for giving me
a second chance, buddy.Copy !req
354. Second chance?Copy !req
355. Are you seriously not getting
what I'm charades-ing down at you?Copy !req
356. That was you
and Sheila BoddenCopy !req
357. humping it up
in the back of our car.Copy !req
358. What? I...
Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
359. I saw you. I saw
your weird dad butt,Copy !req
360. and I saw her
aquamarine leotardCopy !req
361. bunched up around
her ankles.Copy !req
362. It scarred me for life.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
363. I didn't know
you saw that.Copy !req
364. Yeah, well, I did,
and I never told Mom about it,Copy !req
365. but I swear to you, I will,
unless you leave right now.Copy !req
366. Should be easy for you since
it's your favorite thing to doCopy !req
367. aside from humping
it up with ladies.Copy !req
368. You think I'm way more
sexually active than I am.Copy !req
369. I mean, I've only had sex with,
like, 400 women.Copy !req
370. What? 400? Oh, my God.Copy !req
371. Is that a lot? I mean,
all my friends are pilots.Copy !req
372. I'm on the low end
of average.Copy !req
373. Ugh. Listen. I don't
want to hurt your mother.Copy !req
374. Please don't tell her
about Sheila.Copy !req
375. Fine,Copy !req
376. I won't, provided
you leave right now.Copy !req
377. Your move, white devil.Copy !req
378. So, if I'm correct,
this should contain...Copy !req
379. Key number one!Copy !req
380. Yay. Open the door.Copy !req
381. We need to find four keys.Copy !req
382. And it took half our time
just to find this oneCopy !req
383. because I had to
do it completely alone.Copy !req
384. You're all useless.Copy !req
385. Sorry.
I've been a little busyCopy !req
386. trying to solve the puzzle of
how does one man chew so loudCopy !req
387. with just one mouth.Copy !req
388. Sorry.Copy !req
389. Could you stop kicking that
thing for one minute, Hitchcock?Copy !req
390. The TV's being a dick.Copy !req
391. You got to turn it,
like, four timesCopy !req
392. just to change
the damn channel.Copy !req
393. Four times?Copy !req
394. Try turning it to...Copy !req
395. 22, 18, 81, 17.Copy !req
396. The coordinates
for the Bay of Pigs.Copy !req
397. And the military...Copy !req
398. Nice job.
You broke the TV.Copy !req
399. No, I found
another key, you dolt.Copy !req
400. So one was in a knight,Copy !req
401. the basketball teams were
the Mustangs and Stallions.Copy !req
402. We only need two more keys.
This just might work out after all.Copy !req
403. You're damn right it will,
'cause we're a ragtag, scrappity,Copy !req
404. fart-dumb, moron parade,
smart-ass team!Copy !req
405. Okay, we're all good.Copy !req
406. Raw garlic.
Cures everything.Copy !req
407. It sure does,
and it's so delicious.Copy !req
408. Uh...Copy !req
409. Where's your father?Copy !req
410. Oh, Roger, you mean?
He left very suddenly.Copy !req
411. Said something
about being the worst.Copy !req
412. What did you
say to him, Jake?Copy !req
413. What? Why do you assume
that I said something?Copy !req
414. He's a leaving jerk, so he left
like a jerk. This is what he does.Copy !req
415. He's not a monster.
Yeah, well,Copy !req
416. you wouldn't say that if you
knew everything that he's done.Copy !req
417. What did he do, Jake?Copy !req
418. Nothing. You know, just, like,
super-awful life-changing things.Copy !req
419. No follow-up questions.Copy !req
420. Is it worse than the time he
cheated on me with Sheila Bodden?Copy !req
421. Ah.Copy !req
422. You knew about that?Copy !req
423. Yeah. I knew about that.Copy !req
424. The itsy bitsy spiderCopy !req
425. Went up the water spoutCopy !req
426. I can't believe
you knew about Sheila.Copy !req
427. I also knew about Wendy.Copy !req
428. And Bonnie.Copy !req
429. Bonnie who wears a wig?Copy !req
430. She left it in our bathroom.
That's how I found out.Copy !req
431. And also, remember your turtle,
Graham Crackers?Copy !req
432. Dad had sex
with my turtle?Copy !req
433. No, no, no,
but he stepped on it getting out of bed.Copy !req
434. But you said
Graham Crackers got marriedCopy !req
435. and moved in with his wife.Copy !req
436. How did I not know
any of this stuff?Copy !req
437. Well, because
you were a kid,Copy !req
438. and kids don't actually know
a lot about their parents.Copy !req
439. Jake,Copy !req
440. I've dated a lot of men
in the last 20 years.Copy !req
441. You have?
A lot.Copy !req
442. Okay, you don't have to put
so much mustard on it.Copy !req
443. And I haven't met anyone
I like. But I like your father.Copy !req
444. And I know he has been a selfish jerk,
but he really has changed.Copy !req
445. Last month when
I had bronchitis,Copy !req
446. he flew in on his day off
just to bring me soup.Copy !req
447. It was this
weird Canadian soup.Copy !req
448. I think it was
just all cheese.Copy !req
449. But it was really nice.Copy !req
450. Man, I feel stupid.Copy !req
451. I was just trying
to protect you,Copy !req
452. but I clearly made
everything worse.Copy !req
453. You have been protecting me
since you were a kid.Copy !req
454. Sometimes I think
you got so good at it,Copy !req
455. you decided to become a cop
and protect everyone.Copy !req
456. Oh, that's a cool thought,
but I became a cop because of Die Hard.Copy !req
457. I love you.
I love you, too, Mom.Copy !req
458. Come here.Copy !req
459. You know,
I'm probably rememberingCopy !req
460. a lot more nakedness
than there actually was.Copy !req
461. No, you're not.Copy !req
462. Also, no one's gonna
see it on that little TV.Copy !req
463. Great news.Copy !req
464. We were able to snag the
new flat screen. 4K, baby!Copy !req
465. Your Honor, Mr. Tran claims
that he had no narcotics on him.Copy !req
466. Fortunately, our detectives
were equipped with body cams.Copy !req
467. Someone's in here!Copy !req
468. I think we all clearly saw where
Mr. Tran threw the drugs in the trashCopy !req
469. right before
he was apprehended.Copy !req
470. At least it's over now.
Really?Copy !req
471. How do we know those were
drugs? Please back that tape up.Copy !req
472. No! Objection.Copy !req
473. On what grounds?
That's my penis?Copy !req
474. Overruled.Copy !req
475. Hey, man, look at that
and tell me what you see.Copy !req
476. A naked fool.Copy !req
477. No. Between the thighsCopy !req
478. and under the testicles,
there's a bag of cocaine.Copy !req
479. A bag of cocaine that's
gonna get us a convictionCopy !req
480. and prove the value
of body cams.Copy !req
481. You know what I see?
A naked hero.Copy !req
482. You're right, Sarge.
Thank you.Copy !req
483. Now let's zoom in.Copy !req
484. Whoop! Over-zoomed.Copy !req
485. Well, well,
well. Look who's trying to skip town.Copy !req
486. You told me to.Copy !req
487. Right.Copy !req
488. Look, I talked to Mom,
and I just want her to be happy.Copy !req
489. So can we go back
to my birthday party now?Copy !req
490. I'd love that, son.Copy !req
491. This is nice.Copy !req
492. If you screw
this up and hurt her in any way,Copy !req
493. I will throw you in jail
for the rest of your life,Copy !req
494. and I can do that now, Dad,
so do not test me.Copy !req
495. Okay.Copy !req
496. I still liked the hug,
even though you used it to threaten me.Copy !req
497. Yeah, well...Copy !req
498. I kind of liked
threatening you, so...Copy !req
499. Come on.Copy !req
500. Okay, so we found key number three,
thanks to Scully.Copy !req
501. I was gonna eat
those peaches anyway.Copy !req
502. That leaves just
one more key.Copy !req
503. Team, what in this room
is speaking to you right now?Copy !req
504. Um, I'm intrigued
by the phone.Copy !req
505. It looks like it would be fun
to call a friend on itCopy !req
506. and talk about a third friend
behind their back.Copy !req
507. Interesting.Copy !req
508. The dial tone's
not steady.Copy !req
509. I think it's Morse Code.Copy !req
510. I know Morse Code!Copy !req
511. My dad was a prisoner
of war in Korea,Copy !req
512. and I could only talk to him...
Shut up.Copy !req
513. Who cares?
Just decode the message.Copy !req
514. It's a phone number.Copy !req
515. Oh!Copy !req
516. Booyakasha.Copy !req
517. Ready?Copy !req
518. One,Copy !req
519. two,Copy !req
520. three,Copy !req
521. four.Copy !req
522. Congratulations.
We did it.Copy !req
523. And we did it together
because we're a team.Copy !req
524. Should we do it
again next week, sir?Copy !req
525. No. I would hate that.Copy !req
526. Hey, honey.Copy !req
527. Thanks for bringing
Roger back.Copy !req
528. You're very welcome.Copy !req
529. Hey, by the way,Copy !req
530. Amy was really nervous
to meet you,Copy !req
531. so don't judge her
too harshlyCopy !req
532. for all the weird singing.Copy !req
533. Oh, no. I'm dating my
son-of-a-bitch ex-husband.Copy !req
534. Who am I to judge?Copy !req
535. I think she's really great.Copy !req
536. I think you're
really great, too!Copy !req
537. She's very good
at lip reading.Copy !req
538. I wouldn't say
I'm very good.Copy !req
539. I mean, deaf people,
they're the real talents.Copy !req
540. Just can't stop.Copy !req
541. I'll let you guys talk.
I'll just close my eyes.Copy !req