1. Previously on
Brooklyn Nine-Nine...Copy !req
2. I am being transferred to
the Public Relations office.Copy !req
3. I am leaving the Nine-Nine
effective immediately.Copy !req
4. Hello. I'm your new
commanding officer.Copy !req
5. Captain Seth Dozerman.Copy !req
6. My motto is simple. Efficiency,
efficiency, efficiency.Copy !req
7. Could probably
just say it once.Copy !req
8. Are you making
fun of my stutter?Copy !req
9. Oh, uh...Copy !req
10. Tricked you. I don't
have a stutter. Boom.Copy !req
11. I've already established
my authorityCopy !req
12. through my amazing
sense of humor.Copy !req
13. Well done, sir.Copy !req
14. Welcome to the Nine-Nine.
I'm Sergeant Terry Jeffords.Copy !req
15. And I'm not interested.
I have no use for people.Copy !req
16. I find people weird
and confusing.Copy !req
17. I live my life by numbers.
You see this watch?Copy !req
18. It tells me how many
calories I burn at any time.Copy !req
19. Question. How many
calories do you think I burnedCopy !req
20. walking from
there to there?Copy !req
21. You, female
closest to me.Copy !req
22. Oh, uh...Copy !req
23. Three?
Three?Copy !req
24. Try 0.8, numbnuts.Copy !req
25. I have made promises
to my superiorsCopy !req
26. that I most certainly
cannot keep.Copy !req
27. That's why I need you
idiots to work twice as hard.Copy !req
28. No, no, strike that.
Four times as hard.Copy !req
29. No, no, no,
strike that.Copy !req
30. I need you morons to
work eight times harderCopy !req
31. than you've ever
worked in your entire life!Copy !req
32. I'm having
a heart attack.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I'm having
a heart attack.Copy !req
34. Get back to work.Copy !req
35. Get a doctor!Copy !req
36. Yeah, I'm just gonna
make some copies in here.Copy !req
37. Perfect cover.
Nailed it.Copy !req
38. So, apparently,
the new captain survived,Copy !req
39. and his heart attack,
not the craziest thingCopy !req
40. that happened at
the precinct today.Copy !req
41. We kissed, like,
three hours ago.Copy !req
42. Yes.Copy !req
43. We did kiss each
other for reals.Copy !req
44. For reals, reals.Copy !req
45. Listen. I know you said,
you don't want to date cops, but...Copy !req
46. I really like you.Copy !req
47. I like you too.
Good.Copy !req
48. But what if we start dating and
it makes things weird at work?Copy !req
49. So let's just...Copy !req
50. Keep it light and breezy.
See where it goes.Copy !req
51. Totally. Yeah.Copy !req
52. So, how do we keep
it light and breezy?Copy !req
53. I know.Copy !req
54. A comprehensive
set of rules.Copy !req
55. How am I attracted
to you?Copy !req
56. Doesn't matter.
I am. Go.Copy !req
57. Rule one,
let's not tell anyoneCopy !req
58. so we can figure out
what this is first.Copy !req
59. Smart. Rule number two,Copy !req
60. let's not put labels on it.Copy !req
61. We're not boyfriend
and girlfriend,Copy !req
62. we're just "mrmmzeep"
and "jinglebin."Copy !req
63. Great. Rule number three,Copy !req
64. let's not have sex
right away.Copy !req
65. Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool...Copy !req
66. No doubt, no doubt,
no doubt, no doubt.Copy !req
67. Good rule.
No sex, good rule.Copy !req
68. So, should we go out tonight?Copy !req
69. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
70. Maybe 8:00, maybe 9:00.
Doesn't matter.Copy !req
71. We're light and breezy.Copy !req
72. Totally light
and breezy.Copy !req
73. No!Copy !req
74. Briefing room.
Five minutes.Copy !req
75. Wow, very chill.Copy !req
76. Wuntch.Copy !req
77. Hello,
Raymond. You're looking old and sickly.Copy !req
78. So nice of you to
greet us, Madeline.Copy !req
79. I thought surely
you'd still be crushedCopy !req
80. under that house
in Munchkinland.Copy !req
81. Sticks and stones,
Raymond.Copy !req
82. Describing your
breakfast?Copy !req
83. I came out as a gay cop
in the 1980s.Copy !req
84. So, it's gonna take
more than reassigning meCopy !req
85. to break my spirit.Copy !req
86. I'll turn this
place aroundCopy !req
87. just like I did
the Nine-Nine.Copy !req
88. I doubt that.Copy !req
89. Everyone, this is your new
commanding officer, Raymond Holt.Copy !req
90. He's going to be with you
for a long, long time.Copy !req
91. Thank you,
Chief Wuntch.Copy !req
92. I'm excited to be back.
I look forward toCopy !req
93. doing meaningful workCopy !req
94. beginning with my eight-point
plan for community engagement...Copy !req
95. Wonderful. But no
new initiativesCopy !req
96. until you finish
the meaningful workCopy !req
97. that's already
in progress here.Copy !req
98. Could be a while,
Raymond.Copy !req
99. They're trying to
come up with a nameCopy !req
100. for the NYPD's
new pigeon mascot.Copy !req
101. Oh, no.Copy !req
102. What? Naming a pigeon? How
long could that possibly take?Copy !req
103. They've been at it
for months.Copy !req
104. I love my life.Copy !req
105. Holy Moses,
he's alive.Copy !req
106. So I want to explain
what happened back there.Copy !req
107. I did not have
a heart attack.Copy !req
108. The doctors have informed me
that I have a genetic heart condition.Copy !req
109. My aortic valve
is 16% too narrow,Copy !req
110. which lowers my life
expectancy from 103 to 64.Copy !req
111. So sorry, sir.
That's terrible.Copy !req
112. Yes, it's depressing.Copy !req
113. They also informed me that I
carry the gene for webbed feet,Copy !req
114. which is interesting,
more than anything else.Copy !req
115. But, uh,
when you stare death in the faceCopy !req
116. as I have,
it really puts things into perspective,Copy !req
117. namely that I've been
wasting too much of my timeCopy !req
118. farting around!Copy !req
119. So that stops now!Copy !req
120. Say goodbye to the fun, hilarious,
laidback Seth DozermanCopy !req
121. that you used
to love.Copy !req
122. Boys, hand them out!Copy !req
123. What the hell
are these?Copy !req
124. "What
the hell are these?"Copy !req
125. These are Dozerpads.Copy !req
126. Each one is equipped with a
GPS system and a countdown clockCopy !req
127. to remind you to complete
a task every 55 minutes.Copy !req
128. It also has backgammon on it,
which I could not deleteCopy !req
129. but you are not
allowed to play.Copy !req
130. What happens when
the clock runs out?Copy !req
131. Failure. Failure.Copy !req
132. You are behind schedule!Copy !req
133. Oh, that's fun.
Yeah.Copy !req
134. Your 55 minutes
starts right...Copy !req
135. Now.Copy !req
136. Sarge, I don't need to
be monitored all day long.Copy !req
137. I'm not a toddler.
This is stupid.Copy !req
138. I know you're
not a toddler,Copy !req
139. because my toddlers know
that "stupid" is a no-no word.Copy !req
140. Keep that Dozerpad
on you at all times.Copy !req
141. Fine, but I am gonna play the
hell out of some backgammon.Copy !req
142. Watch me.Copy !req
143. Bouche Manger.Copy !req
144. Oh, small plates,
casual-chic ambience,Copy !req
145. no free soda
refills...Copy !req
146. Jakey's
going on a date.Copy !req
147. Are you going on
a date with Amy?Copy !req
148. What? No. Why?Copy !req
149. Uh, because you guys
just kissed on that mission.Copy !req
150. Charles, we just kissed 'cause
we were undercover. That's it.Copy !req
151. Yeah, it didn't
mean anything.Copy !req
152. Not that it's any of
your business, Boyle,Copy !req
153. but the person that
I'm taking on a dateCopy !req
154. is a girl from the gym.Copy !req
155. What? Why is this the first
time I'm hearing about her?Copy !req
156. Or that you go
to the gym?Copy !req
157. Jake, avoid
the weights.Copy !req
158. Nobody wants you turning
into another Terry. Ugh.Copy !req
159. Hey, people like
the way that I look.Copy !req
160. Sure they do,
big guy.Copy !req
161. Look, I can't believe you're
gonna take some fitness floozyCopy !req
162. to Bouche Manger.Copy !req
163. You should be going
with Amy. Right, Amy?Copy !req
164. Uh...Copy !req
165. Whatever, dog.
Date the flooze.Copy !req
166. See? It's never gonna happen,
Boyle. Okay?Copy !req
167. Because I find
Amy repulsive,Copy !req
168. and she finds me
extremely handsome.Copy !req
169. So stop pressuring us.Copy !req
170. Oh, you sweet,
naive boy.Copy !req
171. I haven't even begun
to pressure you two.Copy !req
172. I've already written my best
man speech for your wedding.Copy !req
173. Oh, I'm gonna need you
to get married on a farm.Copy !req
174. A lot of my jokes
rely on that.Copy !req
175. So, here we are.Copy !req
176. Officially on a date.Copy !req
177. Romantical date.Copy !req
178. Yes, we are.Copy !req
179. No longer just
colleagues. Dating.Copy !req
180. You got a haircut.
It looks nice.Copy !req
181. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
182. You also got
a haircut...Copy !req
183. At some point
in your life.Copy !req
184. I'm sure that's not your baby
hair. That would be crazy.Copy !req
185. But, uh,Copy !req
186. yeah, you look
very nice.Copy !req
187. Domo arigato.Copy !req
188. Do you speak Japanese?
No.Copy !req
189. Oh.Copy !req
190. Uh...Copy !req
191. Sorry,
I think I'm feeling a little awkward.Copy !req
192. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
193. How do we make it
not weird?Copy !req
194. I know. Let's just
get super drunk.Copy !req
195. Yes, great idea.Copy !req
196. Pardon me,
ma'am. Could you please bring usCopy !req
197. four kamikaze shots?Copy !req
198. And four for me
as well.Copy !req
199. Ah, I like your style.
See, we can do this.Copy !req
200. We're back on track. We're
keeping it light and breezy.Copy !req
201. So...Copy !req
202. We broke a rule.Copy !req
203. Yeah. I hope
it wasn't a mistake.Copy !req
204. Hope It Wasn't a Mistake,
title of your sex tape.Copy !req
205. Title of our sex tape!Copy !req
206. So, how was the date
with the floozy?Copy !req
207. We are not leaving these seats
until you give me some deets.Copy !req
208. All right,
fine. It started off a bit rocky,Copy !req
209. but it ended up
being really fun.Copy !req
210. Did you kiss?
Did you French?Copy !req
211. Boyle, I'm not
gonna answer that.Copy !req
212. And no one over the
age of 12 says "French."Copy !req
213. Oh, that's a yes.
Oh, my God, you had sex.Copy !req
214. I could tell
because you're glowing.Copy !req
215. Ugh, Jake, no one wants
to hear about your sex life.Copy !req
216. You just asked me,
repeatedly!Copy !req
217. Because I was rooting
for you and Amy.Copy !req
218. But now, I can see
you're super seriousCopy !req
219. about this anonymous
gym seductress.Copy !req
220. Ugh, I'm so sorry, Amy.Copy !req
221. It doesn't matter to me. I would
never date Jake. I work with Jake.Copy !req
222. I'd love to see you date someone
from work. Your head would explode.Copy !req
223. Your head would
explode!Copy !req
224. Because of how well I
would handle it. Mmm.Copy !req
225. Sick burn.Copy !req
226. Peralta,
Dozerman says he wants to see you.Copy !req
227. Captain,
everything all right?Copy !req
228. You tell me.Copy !req
229. According to
your Dozerpad,Copy !req
230. four of your coworkers have
been gathered around your deskCopy !req
231. for the last 90
seconds.Copy !req
232. Also, someone
named Norm ScullyCopy !req
233. has been in the bathroom
for the last 72 minutes.Copy !req
234. Oh, yeah, that means
he's about halfway.Copy !req
235. But in regards to
the coworkers, sir,Copy !req
236. I was telling them I wanted
to get more work done,Copy !req
237. but all they wanted to do
was talk about my dating life.Copy !req
238. Knowing full well that
my true love is efficiency.Copy !req
239. You know my motto, sir.Copy !req
240. Cho's before hos.Copy !req
241. "Cho's" is "chores."Copy !req
242. What?Copy !req
243. I like you.Copy !req
244. I could tell from the
moment I walked in hereCopy !req
245. that we were one
and the same,Copy !req
246. detail-orientated,
love crunching numbers.Copy !req
247. Bet your apartment's
immaculate.Copy !req
248. Could probably
eat off the floor.Copy !req
249. And I do.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
250. I'm gonna handle
this for you. Okay.Copy !req
251. I'm gonna send out
a Dozerblast.Copy !req
252. Hey! Everyone stop talking
about Peralta's personal life.Copy !req
253. Dozerblast over.Copy !req
254. Well, thank you
very much, sir.Copy !req
255. And, might I just say that
this has been a Dozerblast.Copy !req
256. I saw what you
did right there. Eh?Copy !req
257. Get back to work.
Okay.Copy !req
258. I know you've been working onCopy !req
259. picking a name for the pigeon mascot,
for, uh...Copy !req
260. Several months now.Copy !req
261. I feel like you
might need a breather.Copy !req
262. So, I've prepared an
eight-point presentationCopy !req
263. on community engagement.Copy !req
264. We'll get to your presentation,
Raymond. It's on the agenda.Copy !req
265. Well, it says here
it's scheduled,Copy !req
266. quote, after everyone
leaves, unquote.Copy !req
267. And not a minute later.Copy !req
268. Trent, Bryce,
where are we with the name?Copy !req
269. We've narrowed it
down to two choices.Copy !req
270. Petey or Paulie.Copy !req
271. With all due respect,
that pigeon is clearly a Ray J.Copy !req
272. Hi. Gina Linetti,
the human form of the 100 emoji.Copy !req
273. I'd like to hear Captain
Holt's thoughts on a name.Copy !req
274. Very well.
My thoughts are...Copy !req
275. Who cares?Copy !req
276. Give us a name, Raymond.
Weigh in on this. It's your job now.Copy !req
277. No.Copy !req
278. A name. Petey or
Paulie, which is it?Copy !req
279. What does it matter?Copy !req
280. Why'd you even choose a pigeon
anyway? It's a terrible mascot.Copy !req
281. Because they're a staple
of New York.Copy !req
282. They're non-threatening,
and they're everywhere...Copy !req
283. They're carriers of disease,
and they eat garbage!Copy !req
284. Name the pigeon,
Raymond!Copy !req
285. You can't make me. I can make you,
and I will.Copy !req
286. Name the pigeon.
That's an order!Copy !req
287. Paulie.
Thank you.Copy !req
288. Was that so hard?Copy !req
289. Yeah, I'm trying to
find some evidence.Copy !req
290. I'm just gonna
look in here.Copy !req
291. Another perfect cover.
Two for two. Nailed it.Copy !req
292. All right,
I talked to DozermanCopy !req
293. and convinced him to outlaw
all personal talk at work.Copy !req
294. We're in the clear.Copy !req
295. And everyone
hates you for that.Copy !req
296. But this is totally working,
and no one knows.Copy !req
297. I know. It's the best.
And you know what?Copy !req
298. I'm glad we broke the rule
and had sex on the first date.Copy !req
299. Me too, 'cause we're,
like, really good at it.Copy !req
300. So good, right?
Stupid good.Copy !req
301. It makes no sense.Copy !req
302. We're light and
breezy.Copy !req
303. If we want to break
rules, break rules.Copy !req
304. Like, what's another
rule we could break?Copy !req
305. No making out
at work.Copy !req
306. Okay, that's very
flattering, Amy,Copy !req
307. but there are some
rules that I shall never...Copy !req
308. Let's go.
Okay.Copy !req
309. Warning.
Unknown environment.Copy !req
310. Unknown environment.Copy !req
311. What's that noise?Copy !req
312. I don't hear anything.Copy !req
313. Warning. Unknown
environment. Unknown environment.Copy !req
314. Warning. Unknown environment.Copy !req
315. What? I put it up
there for safe-keeping.Copy !req
316. Safe keeping?
Yeah.Copy !req
317. I had it on my desk,
but I kept spilling coffee on it.Copy !req
318. Tamper alert. Tamper alert.Copy !req
319. Come on, Diaz.Copy !req
320. You two have been in this
evidence locker for... Hey!Copy !req
321. What? Nothing.
Oh!Copy !req
322. Nothing? You were just
making out with Peralta.Copy !req
323. Ah, there's that candy bar
wrapper I was looking for.Copy !req
324. Oh, Santiago,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
325. So I guess it is hos before
cho's with you, friend.Copy !req
326. Now I understand why nothing
gets done in this precinct.Copy !req
327. The detectives are too busy
Frenching with each other,Copy !req
328. but you know what?Copy !req
329. Your little
honeymoon is over!Copy !req
330. 'Cause as long as I'm here,
you two are done!Copy !req
331. And I'm gonna be here
a long, long, long,Copy !req
332. long, long, long, long,
long...Copy !req
333. Oh, this is
a heart attack.Copy !req
334. This right here,
this is a heart attack.Copy !req
335. Ooh, it's a big one.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
336. Oh!Copy !req
337. I'm gonna get help.Copy !req
338. Sir, it's all right.
We're getting help.Copy !req
339. Okay. Tell
my wife that I love her...Copy !req
340. Work ethic.Copy !req
341. What happened in there?Copy !req
342. Nothing. We were just
working, separately.Copy !req
343. Yeah, and then Dozerman
just came in and died.Copy !req
344. Peacefully,
like an old cat.Copy !req
345. Can you think
of anythingCopy !req
346. that may have caused
Dozerman to be startled?Copy !req
347. No.Copy !req
348. Uh...Copy !req
349. He might have
been startledCopy !req
350. by how far apart
we were standing.Copy !req
351. That seems unlikely,Copy !req
352. but obviously he had a
ton of health problems,Copy !req
353. so, you know,
this seems pretty open and shut.Copy !req
354. Do me a favor and pull
the surveillance tapes.Copy !req
355. Right, the
surveillance tapes.Copy !req
356. Yep, because this
is a police precinct.Copy !req
357. You two have
something to tell me?Copy !req
358. All right, fine.Copy !req
359. Detective Santiago and I
may have been in there...Copy !req
360. Snorking.Copy !req
361. Yes! Oh!Copy !req
362. Wait, what about
the gym floozy?Copy !req
363. Amy was the gym floozy.Copy !req
364. The gym floozy was under
my nose the whole time. Oh.Copy !req
365. I am over the moon.Copy !req
366. Okay.
Over the moon.Copy !req
367. All right.
So what is this?Copy !req
368. Casual? Serious?Copy !req
369. I need to know how to make
fun of you. You guys dating?Copy !req
370. Yes.
No.Copy !req
371. Oh, that's not good.
I mean, yes!Copy !req
372. I just said no
because of the rules.Copy !req
373. We said we weren't
gonna tell anyone.Copy !req
374. It's very new,
and we're still figuring it out.Copy !req
375. Enough. Look,
Terry loves love.Copy !req
376. But, Terry also
loves maintainingCopy !req
377. a professional
work environment.Copy !req
378. As your commanding officer,Copy !req
379. I am very disappointed
in both of you.Copy !req
380. So, Boyle.
Mmm.Copy !req
381. Let's go look at those
surveillance tapes, yeah?Copy !req
382. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
383. Captain, I know this
isn't my place to say,Copy !req
384. but Madeline Wuntch
is here to see you.Copy !req
385. Actually,
that's exactly your place to say.Copy !req
386. You are my assistant.Copy !req
387. What, precisely,
did you think your job was?Copy !req
388. Ideally? Bull-fighter.
But it's such a boys' club.Copy !req
389. Hmm.
Ooh.Copy !req
390. I like what you've done with
your office, Raymond. It's cozy.Copy !req
391. Like the shoebox one
buries a dead hamster in.Copy !req
392. So,
what did you want to see me about?Copy !req
393. I'd like to
propose a truce.Copy !req
394. Our feud is getting
in the wayCopy !req
395. of the NYPD's
business.Copy !req
396. Madeline, the PR
department is a joke.Copy !req
397. Their work here
is meaningless.Copy !req
398. Nine weeks to choose
the name Paulie.Copy !req
399. I knew instantly
it should be Pepper.Copy !req
400. Officer Pepper O'Pigeon.Copy !req
401. Maybe we should start the whole
naming proces all over again.Copy !req
402. I could turn this department
around if you'd let me.Copy !req
403. You're wasting
my talents.Copy !req
404. This man is
a Timberlake,Copy !req
405. and you need to stop
treating him like a Fatone.Copy !req
406. Yes, yes.
Perhaps you're right.Copy !req
407. Perhaps I am
wasting your talents.Copy !req
408. I want you to spread
your wings, as it were.Copy !req
409. I think we've found the perfect
person to wear the pigeon costume.Copy !req
410. It's you, Raymond.Copy !req
411. Do we need to get
the costume altered,Copy !req
412. or do you have
your own pigeon pants?Copy !req
413. No, Madeline,
I don't have my own pigeon pants.Copy !req
414. You are 43 minutes behind.Copy !req
415. I know. Get off my back,
computer ghost.Copy !req
416. Why are you still playing
with that stupid game, Sarge?Copy !req
417. The guy is dead.
It's not a game.Copy !req
418. I'm following our
captain's orders.Copy !req
419. His orders
were stupid.Copy !req
420. I hated him more than
any cop I've ever known.Copy !req
421. Whoa.Copy !req
422. I just realized
I'm never gonnaCopy !req
423. be able to say
that to his face.Copy !req
424. I mean, I could
say it to his wifeCopy !req
425. at the funeral,
but it won't be the same.Copy !req
426. He was trying to make
our precinct better.Copy !req
427. Look. Holt's gone.
Dozerman died.Copy !req
428. Who knows who
we're getting next?Copy !req
429. I'm just trying to keep this
place running. That's my job.Copy !req
430. Case cleared! Yeah,
how do you like me now, sucker?Copy !req
431. I mean, I hope
you found peace.Copy !req
432. Hey, so everybody
knows about us now,Copy !req
433. which means all the rules have been
broken and nothing bad happened.Copy !req
434. Nothing bad happened?Copy !req
435. Terry yelled at us,
and we killed our captain.Copy !req
436. Jake.Copy !req
437. Is this a bad idea?Copy !req
438. It seems like the universe
is sending us a lot of signsCopy !req
439. that we should
hit the brakes.Copy !req
440. Hasn't exactly been
light and breezy.Copy !req
441. Yeah, it's been
a little more...Copy !req
442. Stressful and deathy.Copy !req
443. You have to admit it
hasn't started out great.Copy !req
444. What do you
want to do, then?Copy !req
445. Go back to being
colleagues?Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. Maybe that's what it
needs to be right now.Copy !req
448. Okay.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. Sorry.Copy !req
451. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no...Copy !req
452. Boyle,
can we please just go to dinner?Copy !req
453. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
454. This is not how you and
Amy are supposed to end.Copy !req
455. You're supposed to grow
old and die holding each otherCopy !req
456. as your cruise ship
slowly takes on water.Copy !req
457. What do you
want me to say?Copy !req
458. We tried really hard.
We made rules.Copy !req
459. We kept it light
and breezy.Copy !req
460. Light and breezy?Copy !req
461. Ow!Copy !req
462. Light and breezy is how
you describe a linen pantsuit,Copy !req
463. not a relationship
you care about.Copy !req
464. We were just
being cautious!Copy !req
465. Cautious?
Ow!Copy !req
466. You guys started this
with one foot out the door.Copy !req
467. That's what doomed you,
not the universe.Copy !req
468. Actually, it makes
a lot of sense.Copy !req
469. Ow! I was agreeing
with you!Copy !req
470. I'm sorry. I'm just so
excited about all this!Copy !req
471. All right,
so what do I do?Copy !req
472. Tell me.
Easy.Copy !req
473. You march over there,
you tell her how you feel,Copy !req
474. and you bring a fancy
bottle of lavender shampoo,Copy !req
475. because shampooing a woman's
head is the most erotic thingCopy !req
476. you could ever... No, no,
no shampoo. That's the worst.Copy !req
477. But I am gonna
go over there.Copy !req
478. I'm gonna tell her
how I feel.Copy !req
479. Yeah! You go get her.Copy !req
480. No! Wait till
it starts raining.Copy !req
481. No, that's crazy. Go now. Okay.Copy !req
482. Ah!Copy !req
483. Sorry! Sorry.
It's okay.Copy !req
484. I was home,Copy !req
485. and I really wanted to
talk to someone about usCopy !req
486. and Dozerman and
about Holt being gone,Copy !req
487. and then I realized
that the only personCopy !req
488. I want to talk about
that stuff with is you.Copy !req
489. So, screw just
being colleagues,Copy !req
490. and screw light
and breezy, right?Copy !req
491. Definitely.Copy !req
492. Guys, we did it.
We really did it.Copy !req
493. Oh, Charles is here.
Big time.Copy !req
494. Captain.Copy !req
495. The kids want to know
where Paulie the Pigeon is.Copy !req
496. I told them he got sucked
up into an airplane engine.Copy !req
497. Is that all right?Copy !req
498. I can't put that
pigeon head on, Gina.Copy !req
499. Wuntch has
defeated me.Copy !req
500. This is how it ends, with me
standing on the urine-soaked floorCopy !req
501. of an elementary
school bathroomCopy !req
502. in a third-rate
bird costume.Copy !req
503. I quit.
No.Copy !req
504. I did not follow you
to PR to watch you quit.Copy !req
505. I followed you
because you're greatCopy !req
506. and because you make
everything you touch better,Copy !req
507. and I figured PR would
be the easiest pathCopy !req
508. to launching my reality show Linetti,
Set, Go.Copy !req
509. I thought your reality
show was to be calledCopy !req
510. Gina in a Bottle.Copy !req
511. No, that was
my fragrance line.Copy !req
512. Keep up.Copy !req
513. Listen. You cannot
let Wuntch defeat you.Copy !req
514. That is not who you are. You
are a person who will go out thereCopy !req
515. and deliver his eight-point
plan on whatever, whatever.Copy !req
516. Community engagement.
Whatever.Copy !req
517. Even if the only
people listeningCopy !req
518. are a bunch of
second graders,Copy !req
519. because Captain Raymond HoltCopy !req
520. never gives up!Copy !req
521. Inspiring words.Copy !req
522. I'm going to
give that speech.Copy !req
523. Help me with
that pigeon head.Copy !req
524. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
525. Let's blow some
tiny minds.Copy !req
526. Rosa Diaz,
you are six hours ahead of schedule.Copy !req
527. Great job!Copy !req
528. Wow, Diaz. That's the first
time I've seen him smile.Copy !req
529. I didn't do it for him.
I did it 'cause it's my job.Copy !req
530. We cool?
We're cool.Copy !req
531. Good.Copy !req
532. Damage. Critical. Tamper alert...Copy !req
533. There's a rumor the new
captain'll be here today.Copy !req
534. Now,
I don't know who Wuntch is sending us,Copy !req
535. but it doesn't matter,
because we're a family, we're strong.Copy !req
536. And together,
we can do anything.Copy !req
537. Nine-Nine!Copy !req
538. Nine-Nine!Copy !req
539. What's up, ding-dongs?Copy !req
540. I'm your new captain.Copy !req
541. The Vulture.
No.Copy !req
542. Still hot.Copy !req
543. Now, I know we have
our history,Copy !req
544. me vulturing your cases,Copy !req
545. me telling you
to eat my farts.Copy !req
546. That's all in the past,Copy !req
547. 'cause now that I
run this precinct,Copy !req
548. things are gonna
get much, much...Copy !req
549. Worse.Copy !req
550. So suck it.Copy !req
551. No!Copy !req