1. Have a nice weekend, Peralta?
Yeah. Nothing special.Copy !req
2. You know, got a couple...
You missed Scully's birthday.Copy !req
3. It was kind of a big one.Copy !req
4. Nobody showed at the party.Copy !req
5. Guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
6. We missed Scully's birthday
and it was a big one.Copy !req
7. I know. I panicked and
said I had to go to the vetCopy !req
8. because my
puppy-cat got sick.Copy !req
9. I said I had to take my mom
to get birth control pills.Copy !req
10. That's better
than my excuse.Copy !req
11. I said I had to go to
my girls' bar mitzvahs.Copy !req
12. Squad, we missed
Scully's birthday,Copy !req
13. and it was a big one.Copy !req
14. I told them I was in Ecuador.
I think they bought it.Copy !req
15. We got to make it
up to him.Copy !req
16. Let's give him cash.Copy !req
17. Everyone put in
$20 each.Copy !req
18. Uh...
Yes. I'll cover you.Copy !req
19. Hey, Scully.
Huh?Copy !req
20. We're sorry that
we missed your party.Copy !req
21. Ah, don't worry about it.
You all had stuff to do.Copy !req
22. Yes. The capital of
Ecuador is Quito.Copy !req
23. Oh.
Anyway.Copy !req
24. Happy birthday
from all of us.Copy !req
25. Thanks, guys.
You're the best.Copy !req
26. Happy birthday, Scully.Copy !req
27. I can't believe it.
The fake birthday worked!Copy !req
28. You're a genius.Copy !req
29. We're both geniuses.Copy !req
30. Thumbtack mug.
That was my thumbtack mug.Copy !req
31. I'm running this task force, so,
everything goes through me.Copy !req
32. Got it? Good.Copy !req
33. Jackson, some ecstasy
was found on the F train.Copy !req
34. Take it to the lab,
find out if it's Giggle Pig.Copy !req
35. Scully, Hitchcock,
work your CIs.Copy !req
36. Miller, get a new K-9.
That dog is an idiot.Copy !req
37. All right, move out.Copy !req
38. Hey. Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry. I'm late.Copy !req
39. I had to go back
to the deliCopy !req
40. and return my
everything bagel.Copy !req
41. In what world does
"everything"Copy !req
42. not include beef jerky?Copy !req
43. All of them.
Okay.Copy !req
44. Here's what's up.
Yeah.Copy !req
45. Task force brought in a
Giggle Pig dealer this morning.Copy !req
46. Noice.Copy !req
47. Second guy
we've brought inCopy !req
48. that's had one
of these keys.Copy !req
49. Huh. My best guess?Copy !req
50. This opens a creepy old
wardrobe/portalCopy !req
51. to an enchanted
land full ofCopy !req
52. talking toads
and fairy folk.Copy !req
53. Interesting.Copy !req
54. It has something to do
with the post office.Copy !req
55. It's got "USPS"
engraved on it.Copy !req
56. Take it to the Postal Inspection
Service, see what you can find out.Copy !req
57. Copy that.Copy !req
58. Hey! Work this thing hard.Copy !req
59. We're under a lot of pressure
with the task force,Copy !req
60. so we could
really use a win.Copy !req
61. You got it.Copy !req
62. You're my friend
and I won't let you down.Copy !req
63. I'm gonna push you up.
Just like a bra.Copy !req
64. What?Copy !req
65. No, I meant
like a brassiere.Copy !req
66. Which is totally different.Copy !req
67. Come on, man.
Not better.Copy !req
68. Here we go!
Here we go!Copy !req
69. Santiago, I may need you to
come in for a bit on Saturday.Copy !req
70. Again? Are you
kidding me, man?Copy !req
71. I'm sorry.
Let's start fresh.Copy !req
72. Hi!Copy !req
73. Oh, my God.Copy !req
74. What just happened?Copy !req
75. Her mind
finally snapped.Copy !req
76. Like a stale breadstick.Copy !req
77. Captain, please forgive me.Copy !req
78. I'm just a little
on edge becauseCopy !req
79. I'm trying to quit smoking.Copy !req
80. I can't take the
stress of hiding itCopy !req
81. from Teddy anymore.Copy !req
82. Be right out, Teddy!Copy !req
83. I'm going cold turkey,Copy !req
84. and it makes
me irritable.Copy !req
85. Terrifying.Copy !req
86. I know I should be able
to do this by myself,Copy !req
87. but it would
be greatCopy !req
88. if you guys
could, maybe,Copy !req
89. keep an eye on me.Copy !req
90. Of course. We'll do
everything we can to help.Copy !req
91. Or, plan B,Copy !req
92. I can arrange for you
to go to a safe placeCopy !req
93. where you can just relax and
watch pretty boats go by.Copy !req
94. Look.Copy !req
95. This one's
on an island.Copy !req
96. Okay, we're looking for room 247,
Agent Jack Danger.Copy !req
97. Agent Jack Danger? Wow.
That name is buh-dass.Copy !req
98. Code for "badass".
Yeah.Copy !req
99. So buh-dass.Copy !req
100. Here we are.Copy !req
101. Wait. Cool guy, probably
expecting a cool knock.Copy !req
102. That was incredible.Copy !req
103. Enter.Copy !req
104. Are you Danger?
Jack Danger?Copy !req
105. It's actually pronounced "Dong-er".
It's derived from a Dutch wordCopy !req
106. meaning "prudence in
financial matters."Copy !req
107. Oh. Jack Donger.Copy !req
108. Hmm.
Also cool.Copy !req
109. Have a seat.Copy !req
110. I understand you need
a little helpCopy !req
111. from the big boys
here at USPIS?Copy !req
112. USPIS?
Yeah.Copy !req
113. U.S. Postal
Inspection Service?Copy !req
114. Founded by Benjamin Franklin
in 1772.Copy !req
115. Undoubtedly a great man's
greatest accomplishment.Copy !req
116. Are you aware that he helped
popularize Parmesan cheese in America?Copy !req
117. I am.Copy !req
118. USPIS is the crown jewelCopy !req
119. of the law
enforcement system.Copy !req
120. Twelve hundred inspectorsCopy !req
121. tackling everything from mail fraud
to the shipment of contraband fruit.Copy !req
122. And, of course,
occasionally assistingCopy !req
123. our little brothers
in the police department.Copy !req
124. Little brothers?Copy !req
125. Well, I am a federal agent.Copy !req
126. You're just a local cop.Copy !req
127. Nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
128. Uh, we're here because
we found this key.Copy !req
129. Whoa.Copy !req
130. Yes.Copy !req
131. This sexy beast was used
to open a type of mailboxCopy !req
132. we actually
haven't used in years.Copy !req
133. However, there are a few around
town that were never removed.Copy !req
134. Real beauts.Copy !req
135. I can find out where they are
and send you the locations.Copy !req
136. That would be great.
Here, my email is...Copy !req
137. Ah! Nah. No email.Copy !req
138. I'll send it to you with r-mail,
which is to say real mail.Copy !req
139. Because email has put hundreds
of my co-workers out of work.Copy !req
140. How would you like it
if they laid offCopy !req
141. all of your
fellow detectivesCopy !req
142. and partnered you
with a robocop?Copy !req
143. I've literally drawn
sketches of that.Copy !req
144. The robot has a backpack
that can carry me.Copy !req
145. Hey, how's
cold turkey going?Copy !req
146. I heard chewing gum helps.Copy !req
147. You know, I never smoked.Copy !req
148. But I did once
have an addiction.Copy !req
149. Food. It got bad.Copy !req
150. You're not closed!Copy !req
151. It's six o'clock!Copy !req
152. I need my moo shu pork!Copy !req
153. I need my moo shu!Copy !req
154. You know how I finally
stopped eating?Copy !req
155. You got too big to fit
through the kitchen door?Copy !req
156. I learned how to
beat my cravings.Copy !req
157. Every time I wanted food,
I rebooted my system.Copy !req
158. Are you ready to reboot?Copy !req
159. When I'd feel
a food craving,Copy !req
160. I would dunk my head into
ice water and reset my brain.Copy !req
161. Watch me.Copy !req
162. Ah!Copy !req
163. Whoo! I'm all good!Copy !req
164. Yeah!Copy !req
165. You try!
Okay.Copy !req
166. Now!
Ah!Copy !req
167. Do it again!Copy !req
168. It's so cold!
It's really cold!Copy !req
169. Last time!Copy !req
170. We think the drug dealers have been
using these out-of-service mailboxesCopy !req
171. as drops for
Giggle Pig and money.Copy !req
172. Good job. I'm glad
Danger was useful.Copy !req
173. Actually, it's Dong-er.
Although it should be dong-est.Copy !req
174. I can't imagine anyone
being more dong than this guy.Copy !req
175. Sounds like
he's a good resource.Copy !req
176. He showed you where
the mailboxes were, right?Copy !req
177. Yeah, but he also told us how he
brought down a snail-smuggling ring.Copy !req
178. For an hour.
Yeah.Copy !req
179. He showed us all these
pictures of the snailsCopy !req
180. and he called them
"the littlest victims."Copy !req
181. Well, hopefully Donger will
be less annoying from now on.Copy !req
182. Yeah, hopefully.
Wait. From now on?Copy !req
183. Yeah.
No.Copy !req
184. Yep. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
185. Please, tell me I don't have
to keep working with that...Copy !req
186. Detective Peralta.
Hi.Copy !req
187. Love your precinct.
Very primitive.Copy !req
188. At USPIS, everyone
gets his own office,Copy !req
189. but that's becauseCopy !req
190. we're this proud nation's first
defense in the war on terror.Copy !req
191. Every envelope is a
potential target for al-Qaeda.Copy !req
192. Oh.Copy !req
193. Detective Rosa Diaz,
meet my new partner, Jack Donger.Copy !req
194. Please. I go by Jackie.
Jackie Donger.Copy !req
195. Of course you do!Copy !req
196. Take it away, Peralta!Copy !req
197. Will do!Copy !req
198. Shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
199. B-side's got some
banging Sousa deep cuts.Copy !req
200. Thank God, we're here!
Look. There's a box up there.Copy !req
201. Oh, yeah. That is some sweet
green curves right there.Copy !req
202. We should talk to the falafel guy,
see if he's seen anything suspicious.Copy !req
203. Uh, you should probably let
me take the lead on this.Copy !req
204. A lot of people
don't like cops,Copy !req
205. and everybody loves
postal workers.Copy !req
206. They do?Copy !req
207. That's why the phrase
most associated withCopy !req
208. bringing goodness into
peoples' lives is "going postal".Copy !req
209. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
210. "Going postal" means that...Copy !req
211. I know what it means!Copy !req
212. I just said what it means.
That's what it means.Copy !req
213. Okay. Well, how's about we avoid human
contact altogether and check out the box?Copy !req
214. What's the point
of that thing?Copy !req
215. Tradition and security.Copy !req
216. Plus, I'd be lying if I said
it didn't look insanely cool.Copy !req
217. I wouldn't.Copy !req
218. Jackpot! It's Giggle Pig.Copy !req
219. Yes! You have served your country proud,
little lady.Copy !req
220. Stop!Copy !req
221. Ow,
ow, ow. Help me up.Copy !req
222. Peralta! Help! Help me up!
Don't ditch me!Copy !req
223. He's gone. You okay?Copy !req
224. No. I'm rattled.Copy !req
225. Hey.
Hmm?Copy !req
226. Where you going, Amy?Copy !req
227. I was just
going outside to...Copy !req
228. See this pigeon
I've been training.Copy !req
229. It does the cancan.Copy !req
230. That, I gotta see!Copy !req
231. Damn it, I made
my lie too enticing.Copy !req
232. Fine, I was going
out to smoke.Copy !req
233. Your lame system
reboot thing didn't work.Copy !req
234. You know, I don't like
to talk about this,Copy !req
235. but many years ago,
I myself overcame an addiction.Copy !req
236. I could not get
enough of the ponies.Copy !req
237. Go Razzmataz.
Go Razzmataz.Copy !req
238. Go Razzmataz.Copy !req
239. It's Bugle
Boy winning by a head.Copy !req
240. I lost everything.Copy !req
241. What worked for me was replacing
my bad addiction with a good addiction.Copy !req
242. Exercise.Copy !req
243. Grab your
sneakers, Santiago.Copy !req
244. You're joining me
on a lunchtime jog.Copy !req
245. Great. We could talk a little,
chat about the job,Copy !req
246. do some mentor-mentee
bonding...Copy !req
247. We will exercise in silence.Copy !req
248. No headphones either.Copy !req
249. Music is a crutch.Copy !req
250. I'm sorry.
Let me get this straight.Copy !req
251. You had a Giggle Pig
supplier 20 yards from youCopy !req
252. and he got away?Copy !req
253. What happened?Copy !req
254. Your man, here, failed to follow proper
law-enforcement procedure, is what happened.Copy !req
255. What?Copy !req
256. Always check for
ground-level obstructionsCopy !req
257. before initiating
a foot pursuit.Copy !req
258. The ground-level
obstructionCopy !req
259. was your hand
clutching my leg.Copy !req
260. I have claw marks
all over my calf.Copy !req
261. I'm sorry. Rosa, can I talk to
you in private for a second?Copy !req
262. We'll be right back.Copy !req
263. Boyle, why don't you show
Donger what a fax machine is?Copy !req
264. Okay. Okay, imagine a letter
had unprotected sex with a phone.Copy !req
265. Look. It's not just that
Donger's annoying,Copy !req
266. he ruined
the whole operation.Copy !req
267. The perp got away because
he's the world's biggest tool.Copy !req
268. No, tools can be useful.
He's the world's smallest tool.Copy !req
269. I'm the world's
biggest tool.Copy !req
270. God! Do you see what
he's doing to me?Copy !req
271. Look, these dealers didn't just
randomly start using mailbox keys.Copy !req
272. There's clearly
a postal connection.Copy !req
273. Sorry, dude, you gotta
keep working with him.Copy !req
274. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Let's just
put this in perspective for a second.Copy !req
275. Is this whole war on drugs really worth the
human cost of me spending another minuteCopy !req
276. with this behonkus?Copy !req
277. I don't know what
behonkus means, but yes.Copy !req
278. Behonkus means butt, and I think
you could've guessed that from context.Copy !req
279. Seriously, Jake, I'm asking
you to see this through.Copy !req
280. All right, fine. I will do it for you as
a favor because you're my friend.Copy !req
281. But if he tells me one
more time about how USPISCopy !req
282. "mailed down"
the Berlin Wall,Copy !req
283. I'm gonna give him your home address,
and you will receiveCopy !req
284. holiday cards
from him. Forever.Copy !req
285. My own relatives
don't have that address.Copy !req
286. Oh, I know. I know.Copy !req
287. And, completion.Copy !req
288. So how do you feel?Copy !req
289. Really good. No
nicotine cravings at all.Copy !req
290. The magic of endorphins.Copy !req
291. I'm in a state
of total euphoria.Copy !req
292. Clearly. Listen, I gotta
jump in there. So...Copy !req
293. Hello, Kevin. No,
I haven't seen it.Copy !req
294. I very much doubt that. Why would
the housekeeper steal your belt?Copy !req
295. What husband?
She's a widow.Copy !req
296. I... Uh-oh.
I have to go.Copy !req
297. Santiago, are you
smoking in there?Copy !req
298. No.Copy !req
299. Why do I see smoke?Copy !req
300. That's steam.
I'm in the shower.Copy !req
301. So, what are a bunch of drug
dealers doing with old postal keys?Copy !req
302. Maybe you guys forgot
to collect them all?Copy !req
303. Mmm, barking up
the wrong tree, McGruff.Copy !req
304. The postal service
doesn't make mistakes.Copy !req
305. You lose millions
of letters every year.Copy !req
306. Really? Then explain
to me why none of theseCopy !req
307. missing letters
have ever been found.Copy !req
308. Okay. If it wasn't
a mistake,Copy !req
309. maybe it was
an inside job.Copy !req
310. Who collected the keys?Copy !req
311. There are five people responsible
for key collection in the city.Copy !req
312. Boom! That's our
list of suspects.Copy !req
313. We shall call them
the fellowship of the key.Copy !req
314. I honestly think you are the
greatest man who ever lived.Copy !req
315. Oh.
Nah, that's a no-go.Copy !req
316. Tracking these people
down is a waste of time.Copy !req
317. I say we keep
surveilling the mailboxes.Copy !req
318. Look, I have worked a ton
of these drug cases, all right?Copy !req
319. Once they know we're on to them,
they burn the whole system.Copy !req
320. Trust me,
they're done with the boxes.Copy !req
321. Trust me.
I'm a federal agent.Copy !req
322. You're not FBI,
you're not ATF,Copy !req
323. you work
for the post office.Copy !req
324. Your motto is,
"Surprisingly, we exist."Copy !req
325. Incorrect. Our motto is
"Nos custodimus quod lingis."Copy !req
326. "We guard what you lick."Copy !req
327. That's worse!Copy !req
328. No. Forget it,
I'm not giving you the list of names.Copy !req
329. We're gonna keep
surveilling those mailboxes.Copy !req
330. And if nothing turns up
after a couple of days,Copy !req
331. then we'll go on
your wild goose chase.Copy !req
332. Hey, if you're hungry,Copy !req
333. Maury went postal and
brought in muffins for everyone.Copy !req
334. Sweet.Copy !req
335. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna
go grab a muff with some blubes.Copy !req
336. And when I get back we will
discuss strategy for the stakeouts.Copy !req
337. All right,
guard the door.Copy !req
338. I'm gonna print out
this list of suspects,Copy !req
339. and then we are
ditching Donger.Copy !req
340. It's kind of risky, Jake.Copy !req
341. If this ends up being a dead end,
Rosa's gonna be mad.Copy !req
342. You know, robo-partner would
not question this for a moment.Copy !req
343. Fine. I'll be lookout.Copy !req
344. Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!Copy !req
345. What? Is he coming?Copy !req
346. No. But there's more
than muffins.Copy !req
347. There's banana bread, too!Copy !req
348. What? This printer is
so slow!Copy !req
349. Come on.Copy !req
350. Ah, this place
is the worst!Copy !req
351. All right.
Two down, three to go.Copy !req
352. Next on the list,
Kent Delroy.Copy !req
353. Worked at the post office
for 12 years.Copy !req
354. Quit two years ago.Copy !req
355. That's the guy
from this morning.Copy !req
356. NYPD! Open up!Copy !req
357. All right, I'm gonna
break down the door.Copy !req
358. No. Let me do it.Copy !req
359. Charles, that's
never gone well.Copy !req
360. Yes, but I've
been practicing.Copy !req
361. All right, fine.
You get one try.Copy !req
362. Thank you.Copy !req
363. Police! Hands in the air!Copy !req
364. I did it! Yes! Ah! Yeah.Copy !req
365. Boyle, that's the bad guy.Copy !req
366. Yup. Yup.Copy !req
367. This way, Santiago.Copy !req
368. What's going on?
Is this a dream?Copy !req
369. No, I'm not holding
a label maker.Copy !req
370. Silence before the shaman.Copy !req
371. Amy, I'm taking charge of your
journey away from addiction.Copy !req
372. Gina is leading you
on a guided meditation.Copy !req
373. Terry and I agreed to
participate as a show of support.Copy !req
374. And, Amy,
you don't know this because I don'tCopy !req
375. necessarily enjoy
talking to you,Copy !req
376. but in my early 20s,
I too battled an addiction.Copy !req
377. I was
a compulsive shopper.Copy !req
378. Anyway, meditation helped
me pass that addiction.Copy !req
379. And it's gonna do
the same for you.Copy !req
380. Close your eyes and repeat.Copy !req
381. I am in a vast hallway.Copy !req
382. I am in a vast hallway.Copy !req
383. I walk into the light
of self-actualization.Copy !req
384. I walk into the light
of self-actualization.Copy !req
385. For I am
a powerful woman.Copy !req
386. For I am
a powerful woman.Copy !req
387. I'm not hearing everyone.Copy !req
388. For I am a powerful woman.Copy !req
389. You feel the cool breeze
of enlightenmentCopy !req
390. gently caressing your face.Copy !req
391. I feel it.
I feel the breeze.Copy !req
392. Amy!Copy !req
393. I'm not the one
with my eyes open.Copy !req
394. Cheater! Captain Holt
is cheating!Copy !req
395. Santiago, we're trying
to help you.Copy !req
396. I can't do it.
I quit quitting.Copy !req
397. Hey, hey, people. Task force
officially on the scoreboardCopy !req
398. with our first major
Giggle Pig dealer busted.Copy !req
399. Treat him well,
this guy is sort ofCopy !req
400. the Mitch Globmun of getting
put in jail for this.Copy !req
401. Globmun was the first kid
in my grade to get a pube.Copy !req
402. Rosa! Great news,
my friend.Copy !req
403. What the hell? Donger just
called and said you abandoned him,Copy !req
404. took information from
a classified computer,Copy !req
405. and licked a roll
of antique stamps.Copy !req
406. The stamps were on me.Copy !req
407. I was curious about
how old glue tasted.Copy !req
408. Answer, like a horse lollipop.Copy !req
409. Look, it's not a big deal.Copy !req
410. Donger wanted us to waste
a week staring at mailboxes.Copy !req
411. If I'd listened to him,
I never would have caught Delroy.Copy !req
412. Or found his books,
which tell us there'sCopy !req
413. a huge Giggle Pig shipment
coming in tonight.Copy !req
414. I told you to
work with USPIS.Copy !req
415. Okay, I know I didn't do it
exactly the way you asked me to.Copy !req
416. The way I ordered you to.Copy !req
417. As leader
of the task force.Copy !req
418. You think just because we're
friends you can do whatever you want?Copy !req
419. Donger's furious. He's
on his way over here now,Copy !req
420. because they're taking
over the case.Copy !req
421. What? He can't do that.Copy !req
422. Yeah. He can.
They're a federal agency.Copy !req
423. From now on, any bust
that comes from this,Copy !req
424. including Delroy,
goes to USPIS.Copy !req
425. My task force
gets nothing.Copy !req
426. So, thanks, friend.Copy !req
427. This table tastes like
Scully's elbow blisters.Copy !req
428. It's horrible
and I deserve it.Copy !req
429. I hate seeing you
like this.Copy !req
430. Rosa has every right
to be pissed at me.Copy !req
431. I didn't follow her orders and
I messed up the task force.Copy !req
432. The only way to make things right is to
do the worst, most awful thing imaginable.Copy !req
433. Dip your penis
in vinegar.Copy !req
434. What? No.Copy !req
435. Why would you say that?Copy !req
436. In Sunday school, they told us the
Babylonians did that to their enemies.Copy !req
437. I've been terrified
ever since.Copy !req
438. Okay, well, what I have
to do is far, far worse.Copy !req
439. I'm sorry I was a jerk.Copy !req
440. I'm sorry I said
The Postman was a flop.Copy !req
441. I'm sorry I said that
"forever" stamps are a lieCopy !req
442. because the earth will eventually
be swallowed by the sun.Copy !req
443. I know what
you're trying to do.Copy !req
444. And I'm not buying it
for a second.Copy !req
445. I don't think
you're sorry,Copy !req
446. and I don't think
you respect USPIS.Copy !req
447. Maybe at first, but
that was before I readCopy !req
448. Stamping out Crime:
A History of the USPIS.Copy !req
449. Ooh, great read.
Yeah.Copy !req
450. But it actually just
scratches the surface.Copy !req
451. The real story begins in the 16th
century with La Poste Francaise.Copy !req
452. Do you wanna
hear about it?Copy !req
453. Absolutely. Please, tell us that story,
and spare no detail.Copy !req
454. The vinegar dip.Copy !req
455. But this is when USPIS
history gets really good.Copy !req
456. They actually moved the headquarters
back to Boston from Washington, D.C.Copy !req
457. Yeah. Let's jump ahead to 1820.Copy !req
458. That's when...
Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
459. You're just gonna
jump a whole decade?Copy !req
460. I mean, I'm dying to know
how the Chief Postal Inspector'sCopy !req
461. sickly wife adjusted to the
cold New England winters.Copy !req
462. Okay, Peralta. I accept your
apology. You can have the case back.Copy !req
463. Thank you.Copy !req
464. Truth is,
I need some help.Copy !req
465. Delroy won't tell us where
the shipment's going tonight,Copy !req
466. and his notebooks are
all in code. Have a look.Copy !req
467. Have you checked
out this phone number?Copy !req
468. It doesn't exist.Copy !req
469. Ten digits.
What else could it be?Copy !req
470. Two zip codes
back to back?Copy !req
471. But they're nowhere
near here.Copy !req
472. 27889, that's Washington,
North Carolina.Copy !req
473. 80751, that's
Sterling, Colorado.Copy !req
474. Sterling Place
and Washington Avenue.Copy !req
475. Wait a minute,
Mr. Postman.Copy !req
476. That's where the Giggle Pig
delivery's gonna be?Copy !req
477. Yep! We gotta go.
Right now.Copy !req
478. Could you please knock it off? It's
like working inside a beaver dam.Copy !req
479. Oh, no.
A next-to-desk sit-down.Copy !req
480. Santiago, you're
putting yourselfCopy !req
481. under too much pressure,Copy !req
482. and that stress is making it
even harder for you to quit.Copy !req
483. Some things might come easier to you
if you stop being such a perfectionist.Copy !req
484. A concept you should
become familiar with.Copy !req
485. Familiar with?
Mmm.Copy !req
486. A dangling preposition?Copy !req
487. I'm setting an example. I made an error,
and I'm not going to correct it.Copy !req
488. I'm just gonna let it
dangle, dangle, dangle.Copy !req
489. Thank you, Captain.Copy !req
490. Okay. Get ready.
It's going down.Copy !req
491. Copy that.
Wait.Copy !req
492. Before we go in there...Copy !req
493. Apology accepted.Copy !req
494. No, I actually
wanna do it.Copy !req
495. Ugh. So, I have to suffer?Copy !req
496. I'll make it quick.Copy !req
497. I didn't follow
your orders.Copy !req
498. I took advantage
of our friendship.Copy !req
499. I was a jerk. I'm sorry.Copy !req
500. So, that's what
eternity feels like.Copy !req
501. I could not have
made that any shorter.Copy !req
502. All right, what's the plan?
This dong is ready to ding.Copy !req
503. What?Copy !req
504. Tac Team One will take
the north entrance.Copy !req
505. Tac Team Two will
take the east door.Copy !req
506. Jake, you stay out here
and man the radio.Copy !req
507. Oh, sure.
Whatever you need. On it.Copy !req
508. Nah, just kidding.
You're coming in with us.Copy !req
509. Jerk.Copy !req
510. Ready? On my count.
Three, two, one.Copy !req
511. Freeze! Police!Copy !req
512. Also, USPIS! And USPIS!Copy !req
513. Down, down, down.Copy !req
514. Hands on your head!Copy !req
515. What happened?Copy !req
516. You hit your head on
the doorway coming in.Copy !req
517. Got knocked out cold.Copy !req
518. Do I have a bruise?Copy !req
519. A little one.Copy !req
520. Yes! I'm going on
the Wall of Heroes.Copy !req
521. Did we catch
all the bad guys?Copy !req
522. Yep. We got 'em.Copy !req
523. All right,
another win for USPIS.Copy !req
524. You're lying
in rat turds.Copy !req
525. It's all part of the job,
little brother.Copy !req
526. It's all part of the job.Copy !req