1. Attention boys and ghouls. Nope.Copy !req
2. Every Halloween, I dress up in an amazing
costume and you never get what I am.Copy !req
3. No, we get what you are. An
adult man who enjoys dress up.Copy !req
4. Very funny, Rosa.Copy !req
5. This year, that won't
be a problemCopy !req
6. because you're going
to pick my costume.Copy !req
7. Ah, come on.Copy !req
8. Uh, Ms. Pacman's nipple?Copy !req
9. No, that's brown.Copy !req
10. Why would you know that?Copy !req
11. To be or not to be. Not to be.Copy !req
12. Thank you.Copy !req
13. Argh!Copy !req
14. Joan of Arc? Rod
Stewart? Martha Stewart?Copy !req
15. He-Man. Master
of the Universe.Copy !req
16. I got it. Gay Robin Hood.Copy !req
17. Yes, that's it.Copy !req
18. Oh, my gosh,
that's what it is.Copy !req
19. Oh, hey there, Captain.Copy !req
20. Just curious,
do you happen to know what today is?Copy !req
21. Well, based on the
fact that yesterdayCopy !req
22. was the birthday of legendary
Dutch flautist Frans Brüggen,Copy !req
23. and a week ago was
October 24th. I'd say today is...Copy !req
24. It's Halloween. Just say it's
Halloween. It's Halloween.Copy !req
25. All right. And what
happened last Halloween?Copy !req
26. Oh, I listened to the CD
I bought the night beforeCopy !req
27. the Frans Brüggen
birthday concert.Copy !req
28. Please stop saying Brüggen.Copy !req
29. Last year you bet me that you
could steal my Medal of Valor.Copy !req
30. And you did.Copy !req
31. Consequently, I was forced to
do your paperwork for a week,Copy !req
32. and to say words I thought
I'd never have to say.Copy !req
33. Jake Peralta is an
amazing detective/genius.Copy !req
34. But now, it's time for round
two of our Halloween bet.Copy !req
35. This year, I believe I'll make
things more difficult for myself.Copy !req
36. Let's say, what? I'll steal
the watch right off your wrist.Copy !req
37. Or we could just not
do it at all this year.Copy !req
38. What?Copy !req
39. Sir, with all
due respect...Copy !req
40. Come on, homie.
No?Copy !req
41. It's not worth
all the trouble,Copy !req
42. just so you might call me
an amazing captain/genius.Copy !req
43. And give me one week
of overtime for free.Copy !req
44. All right, fine. I'll double the overtime.
I'll triple it. I'll quadruple it.Copy !req
45. I will five-druple it. I'll
five-druple the overtime.Copy !req
46. Got his attention.
He's coming back to me.Copy !req
47. Just to clarify,Copy !req
48. if you steal my
watch by midnight,Copy !req
49. I will do your
paperwork for a week.Copy !req
50. But if you fail, you will give me
five weeks of overtime for free.Copy !req
51. Correct.Copy !req
52. I'm doing a cost-benefit
analysis in my head.Copy !req
53. The benefits
outweigh the costs.Copy !req
54. We have reached
an accord. Accords!Copy !req
55. Handing out these safety
pumpkins to neighborhood kidsCopy !req
56. is a cornerstone in
community relations.Copy !req
57. And putting them together is a
boring stone in testing my patience.Copy !req
58. We can use an assembly
line so it'll go quicker.Copy !req
59. Oh, that's a great
idea, Terrence.Copy !req
60. However,
is there any way I can skip doing thatCopy !req
61. and instead not do that?Copy !req
62. I have an urgent matter
to attend to.Copy !req
63. Okay. No problem. Just come
back and help us when you're done.Copy !req
64. Thank you. I'll leave
you guys with this.Copy !req
65. One-duhl plus one-duhlCopy !req
66. equals toodles.Copy !req
67. Seriously,
Sarge? You're just gonna let her go?Copy !req
68. Look, a year ago,
I would've been thinking the same thing,Copy !req
69. but I've learned to give
her the benefit of the doubt.Copy !req
70. What kind of urgent matter could
Gina possibly have to attend to?Copy !req
71. She's already checked herself out in every
reflective surface around the precinct.Copy !req
72. Including my lip gloss. She said
she looked better when I frowned.Copy !req
73. I was behind the door.Copy !req
74. Greetings, comrades,Copy !req
75. and welcome to the most
important briefing of your lives.Copy !req
76. As you all know, the Holt-Peralta
Halloween bet has been made,Copy !req
77. and the clock
doth tick.Copy !req
78. What's with the tux?Copy !req
79. I decided to class up
this year's event.Copy !req
80. I bought it off a disgraced
magician and it is,Copy !req
81. chock full of scarves.Copy !req
82. What? How?Copy !req
83. A real magician
never tells, young man.Copy !req
84. Now, let's get started. I've been
planning this for three months.Copy !req
85. You've all been given a
specific role and a codename.Copy !req
86. Rosa, you're The Dagger.
Sarge, The Hammer.Copy !req
87. Amy, The Hall Monitor.Copy !req
88. Yeah! Suck it.Copy !req
89. Scully and Hitchcock, I'll call you your
real names so you don't get confused.Copy !req
90. Smart.
What?Copy !req
91. And, Boyle, as requested, you
will be The Deuce.Copy !req
92. Although, I still think you
should reconsider that codename.Copy !req
93. Nope. Deuce. It's like
Ace but twice as cool.Copy !req
94. It is not.
It's a turd.Copy !req
95. Now because of last year, the Captain
will suspect that you are all helping me,Copy !req
96. so we will never get
anywhere near his watch, butCopy !req
97. the actual theft,
will be pulled offCopy !req
98. by Dan McCreary
akaCopy !req
99. Fingers.Copy !req
100. How you doing?Copy !req
101. Call me Fingers.Copy !req
102. Hey, I
remember this guy.Copy !req
103. That's probably because you've
arrested him twice for pick-pocketing.Copy !req
104. You have a criminal
helping you? That's crazy.Copy !req
105. Grow up, Amy.Copy !req
106. Now, we will all work together as a
team to move the Captain into position.Copy !req
107. Once there, Fingers,
loving that codename,Copy !req
108. will remove the Captain's
watch and replace it withCopy !req
109. this replica watch.Copy !req
110. Oh, that is a very dead dove.Copy !req
111. Ooh. All right.Copy !req
112. This replica watch.Copy !req
113. Jake, if he's been arrested before,
how do you know he's any good?Copy !req
114. Perhaps this will answer your
question. Fingers!Copy !req
115. Whoa, that's our stuff.Copy !req
116. My croissant.Copy !req
117. But where's the
smoked turkey?Copy !req
118. Check your breast pocket.Copy !req
119. Come on.Copy !req
120. Let's win this bet.Copy !req
121. Salutations, Captain.Copy !req
122. I was wondering,
per chance,Copy !req
123. if you would like to attend
the opera with me this eve.Copy !req
124. I'll pass,Copy !req
125. choosing instead to stay in
my locked office with my watchCopy !req
126. still safely on my wrist.Copy !req
127. I had a feeling you
might say that, thusfore,Copy !req
128. I've decided to
bring the operaCopy !req
129. to you.Copy !req
130. Hitchcock! Scully!Copy !req
131. Oh, FortunaCopy !req
132. Now, Hammer. It's time!
It's Hammer time!Copy !req
133. I love life.Copy !req
134. You're up, Dagger.Copy !req
135. No need for the somersaults.Copy !req
136. Disagree.Copy !req
137. Hall Monitor,
now! Block his path.Copy !req
138. Okay, Boyle. And only because
you insisted I say this,Copy !req
139. it's time to drop a deuce.Copy !req
140. And now, the Jake and bake.Copy !req
141. Whoa! Come on, Amy. Not cool.Copy !req
142. That's a guy.Copy !req
143. Peralta, that's enough!Copy !req
144. Sir? Sir, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
145. I just wanted somebody
to check my son's candy.Copy !req
146. Please, let me help you up.Copy !req
147. On behalf of the
Nine-Nine, I apologize.Copy !req
148. Fingers has
grabbed the package.Copy !req
149. I didn't mean for that
to sound so dirty.Copy !req
150. I'll have someone check
your son's bag of candy immediately.Copy !req
151. Clark!Copy !req
152. Yes, sir.Copy !req
153. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
154. If you need anything,Copy !req
155. please contact me.Copy !req
156. I'll do that. Thank you.Copy !req
157. The replica is on
the wrist. Game over.Copy !req
158. I know all this was done in the spirit of
a friendly bet, but this all went too far.Copy !req
159. Am I understood? Peralta?Copy !req
160. Yes, sir. Completely
understood, sir. I'm sorry.Copy !req
161. But not as sorry as you're
going to be at midnight.Copy !req
162. When you realize you've
lost everything.Copy !req
163. Hello there, Hank.Copy !req
164. I believe a tall, nimble fingered man
named McCreary left a package for me.Copy !req
165. Yeah,
it's here. Give me a sec. Thanks.Copy !req
166. Ooh! I'm going to make a movie
of you receiving the watch.Copy !req
167. Here...Copy !req
168. Let me pinch your lips
and make them more fulsome.Copy !req
169. Don't touch my face.Copy !req
170. Fine, but if you have
dull lips, that's on you.Copy !req
171. This is Charles Boyle for
Jake Action News.Copy !req
172. Thank you.Copy !req
173. Okay, open the box. Here we go.Copy !req
174. That's weird.
It's just a note.Copy !req
175. Thanks for the watch.Copy !req
176. Oh, no.Copy !req
177. McCreary stole
the Captain's watch.Copy !req
178. Breaking news, there has been
a terrible development in the...Copy !req
179. Not now, Charles.Copy !req
180. Good call.
Media blackout.Copy !req
181. We're okay.
It's not over yet.Copy !req
182. I still have two hours to find
Fingers and get Holt's watch back.Copy !req
183. But how?
He could be anywhere.Copy !req
184. He could be in Canada by now.Copy !req
185. There are so many forests up there,
that country is one giant hiding place.Copy !req
186. Boyle, I kind of need you to
be positive right now, okay?Copy !req
187. Yes. Sorry. Damn my mouth.Copy !req
188. All right, let's look up
McCreary's arrest records,Copy !req
189. past addresses,
known associates.Copy !req
190. Peralta?Copy !req
191. Run, Deuce, run.Copy !req
192. If you'll excuse me,
sir, I have to,Copy !req
193. make urines in de toilet.Copy !req
194. Yeah, that's how
people say words.Copy !req
195. I'd like to ask a favor.Copy !req
196. Can we please press pause
on this bet for 10 minutes?Copy !req
197. Sure, or we can press fast forward and
I can watch you talk like a chipmunk.Copy !req
198. Peralta,
I'm very disappointed in you.Copy !req
199. Yes, that would
be very funny.Copy !req
200. How do you ruin everything?Copy !req
201. Kevin is bringing dinner for me
and I don't think he'd appreciateCopy !req
202. this bet we made.Copy !req
203. This watch was given to me
by his father just before he died.Copy !req
204. Oh.Copy !req
205. A deathwatch.
Cool.Copy !req
206. Please never call
it that. Copy that.Copy !req
207. Oh, you know what? You can
have the 10 minutes, no problem.Copy !req
208. Love you.
Bye!Copy !req
209. Boyle,Copy !req
210. Fingers just texted. He said
he wants to meet up.Copy !req
211. Yes.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
212. Be cool, Holt's watching. Pretend
I just said something really funny.Copy !req
213. Get out of here.
We've got to go.Copy !req
214. Enjoy the vest and
the light.Copy !req
215. You'll be so
safe it's scary!Copy !req
216. Lame.Copy !req
217. That kid gets it.Copy !req
218. Thanks for finally
joining us, Gina.Copy !req
219. We had to stuff 400 of
these things without you.Copy !req
220. Great seeing you guys. Unfortunately,
I cannot stay long.Copy !req
221. I just came to grab a
healthy snack.Copy !req
222. Got it.Copy !req
223. I'm still attending to that urgent
matter I was talking about earlier.Copy !req
224. Which is what exactly?Copy !req
225. Hmm, funny you should ask,
you inquisitive little ferret.Copy !req
226. I've been practicing
my dance moves.Copy !req
227. Okay.Copy !req
228. My dance troupe Floorgasm is performing
tonight in the Booty Shake Grand Prix.Copy !req
229. Gina, what the hell?Copy !req
230. I defended youCopy !req
231. and your urgent matter was just
practicing for some stupid dance show?Copy !req
232. Look, I can't help it if my life
is literally a Step Up movie.Copy !req
233. Oh, is it?Copy !req
234. Then I suggest you think of
this moment as the montageCopy !req
235. where you buckle down
and take your job seriously,Copy !req
236. so your boss
doesn't kill you.Copy !req
237. Fine, then I suggest you figure out
how to turn on all these sprinklers,Copy !req
238. because I'm about
to tell a story.Copy !req
239. Okay,Copy !req
240. Fingers wants us to meet
him in that alley over there.Copy !req
241. What's the playbook, Jakey?Copy !req
242. Well, he left me that note in
the bar to try and scare me,Copy !req
243. but it only made me angry.Copy !req
244. We go in hard and tough,Copy !req
245. and take what's
rightfully ours.Copy !req
246. I want $300.Copy !req
247. Absolutely. No problem.
Whatever you need.Copy !req
248. I happen to not have
any money on me though.Copy !req
249. Charles,
do you have any cash? Um, I have,Copy !req
250. $120Copy !req
251. and my lucky two dollar bill that I
found on my first day of kindergarten.Copy !req
252. Okay, so that's $122.Copy !req
253. And I want your
shoes. What? Fine.Copy !req
254. Here.
Take my shoes.Copy !req
255. Can I please have the
watch now?Copy !req
256. You already have it.
You had it all along.Copy !req
257. What? What are
you talking about?Copy !req
258. I put it in the glove
compartment of your car.Copy !req
259. I didn't want to walk around with
a stolen police captain's watch.Copy !req
260. I'm not an idiot.
Great.Copy !req
261. Well, I would say
thank you,Copy !req
262. but even for a criminal,
your customer service has been abysmal.Copy !req
263. My pleasure.
Have a good night.Copy !req
264. Let's get back to the
precinct and win this bet.Copy !req
265. Jake. Jake, your car!Copy !req
266. No! Ow! Glass!
No! Ow! Syringe!Copy !req
267. Jake, you parked
in front of a hydrant.Copy !req
268. Stupid fire department! We gotta think
of a way to catch up with that truck.Copy !req
269. All right.
Oh, how about this?Copy !req
270. Yes!
Hop in!Copy !req
271. Go!
We're doing it, Boyle.Copy !req
272. We're Tokyo Drifting!Copy !req
273. Argh. I can't
see the tow truck anymore.Copy !req
274. Charles, how come you're
so much slower than a car?Copy !req
275. I'm just trying not to
jostle you too much.Copy !req
276. You're the champagne
of friends.Copy !req
277. Look! There's a
bar up ahead.Copy !req
278. Maybe we can get
a cab up there.Copy !req
279. There's still time to
get that watch. All right.Copy !req
280. Excuse me!Copy !req
281. Excuse me!Copy !req
282. Shoeless cop
coming through.Copy !req
283. Roar! Charles! Charles!Copy !req
284. Jake, where are you?Copy !req
285. Come on! Argh!Copy !req
286. I was going to wear this jacket to
my cousin's bat mitzvah next week!Copy !req
287. Take it easy, man!
Get off of me!Copy !req
288. Jake, party bus!Copy !req
289. Toot toot!
Get on board!Copy !req
290. Good idea, Boyle.Copy !req
291. Get off!Copy !req
292. Ahhh! It's got
my hand. Ahhh!Copy !req
293. Move.Copy !req
294. NYPD.Copy !req
295. I won't stop the party.
But I do need the bus.Copy !req
296. All right.Copy !req
297. Let's dance. Meow!Copy !req
298. All right. What is
happening here?Copy !req
299. It's Halloween, man.
Lighten up!Copy !req
300. It's Halloween!Copy !req
301. Halloween!Copy !req
302. Well, gotta do something
for 16 blocks.Copy !req
303. Halloween! Halloween!Copy !req
304. Hey,Copy !req
305. I've been looking
for you.Copy !req
306. We need to talk.Copy !req
307. Can we not do this
right now, Terry?Copy !req
308. I'm in the midst of a
personal tragedy.Copy !req
309. Oh, my God, is everything
okay with your family?Copy !req
310. Family? What?
No, this is serious.Copy !req
311. Floorgasm just came by and
danced me out of the group.Copy !req
312. It's not fair. I founded the group
and now they want to kick me outCopy !req
313. just because I missed
eight rehearsals in a row.Copy !req
314. I never thought
I'd say this,Copy !req
315. but Floorgasm has a point.Copy !req
316. You're being super
irresponsible.Copy !req
317. You have a Baditude.Copy !req
318. That's a bad attitude.Copy !req
319. I love that.Copy !req
320. Look,Copy !req
321. I didn't want you to know
because it's so off brand for me but,Copy !req
322. I'm missing rehearsals because
I've been going to college at night.Copy !req
323. I'm trying to finish my
bachelor's degree or whatever.Copy !req
324. Really?Copy !req
325. That's great, Gina.
I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
326. And while I generally
nail everything,Copy !req
327. I'm just having trouble balancing
my studies and my passion for dance.Copy !req
328. Plus you're working
full time.Copy !req
329. Yeah, that actually doesn't
factor into it whatsoever.Copy !req
330. Anyway, it doesn't matter,
because I'm never going to dance again.Copy !req
331. The world just
lost an angel.Copy !req
332. You know what?Copy !req
333. I'm going to
dance with you tonight.Copy !req
334. I'm not going to let
those losersCopy !req
335. punish you for doing
something good.Copy !req
336. School is cool.Copy !req
337. That's why it rhymes.Copy !req
338. Terry, you are the best.Copy !req
339. World, your angel
has returned.Copy !req
340. Oh, God.Copy !req
341. Thanks for the ride.
Tag me in those pics!Copy !req
342. Ah.Copy !req
343. Hi there. I'm Jake Peralta,
NYPD.Copy !req
344. You guys towed my car and
I really need it back.Copy !req
345. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
346. Got a badge?Copy !req
347. Uh, yeah, I sure do.Copy !req
348. Uh...Copy !req
349. Argh! My badge!Copy !req
350. Those demons on the
party bus must have stolen it.Copy !req
351. If you got a license and a credit card,
just pay to get it out.Copy !req
352. Oh, great. Thank you.Copy !req
353. Finally something goes right,
it's gone horribly wrong.Copy !req
354. I don't have my
ID or my credit cards.Copy !req
355. But I really need that car.
Please, I'm begging you.Copy !req
356. Rules are rules. I can't
do nothing for you.Copy !req
357. No. Please. Don't shut the
window. Don't shut the window.Copy !req
358. You got it.Copy !req
359. Just going to give
up on this,Copy !req
360. and head straight home
without trying anything else.Copy !req
361. Argh! Oh!Copy !req
362. Look at the view
from up here.Copy !req
363. I didn't know we
live near water.Copy !req
364. Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
365. Ugh! Perfect.Copy !req
366. I can still
win this bet.Copy !req
367. I can still win.Copy !req
368. No! No! No!Copy !req
369. Freeze! Don't move!Copy !req
370. Oh, my God.Copy !req
371. There is a tiny chance I
may not win this bet.Copy !req
372. Talk.Copy !req
373. Now.Copy !req
374. You seem upset.Copy !req
375. Well, here's how
the story goes.Copy !req
376. Remember that little
Halloween bet that we made?Copy !req
377. You probably don't even remember
it was so early this morning.Copy !req
378. Anywhoozle,Copy !req
379. it turns out the criminal I hired to
lift your watch was not trustworthyCopy !req
380. and I ended up contracting
tuberculosis of the footCopy !req
381. and subsequently
losing your deathwatch.Copy !req
382. But in the end,Copy !req
383. I like to think this whole thing is
going to bring us closer togetherCopy !req
384. and isn't that what
it's really all about?Copy !req
385. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
386. What are you saying?
My watch is right here.Copy !req
387. No,
I made a switch. That's a fake.Copy !req
388. No,Copy !req
389. this one's a fake.Copy !req
390. What?Copy !req
391. No.Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. No.Copy !req
394. What?Copy !req
395. No.Copy !req
396. You were behind all this?Copy !req
397. You played me?Copy !req
398. Like Frans Brüggen
plays the flute.Copy !req
399. But how? I've been planning
this theft for three months.Copy !req
400. I know, but I've been
planning itCopy !req
401. for a year.Copy !req
402. Last Halloween, after
you won the bet,Copy !req
403. I went back to my office to
do everyone's paperwork.Copy !req
404. But I did no paperwork.Copy !req
405. I started to plot
my revenge.Copy !req
406. I began by creating
a word cloud.Copy !req
407. But how could you
possibly have knownCopy !req
408. I was going to try and
steal your watch?Copy !req
409. I knew you would try to take
something important to me.Copy !req
410. During the year,
I drew your attentionCopy !req
411. to my watch.Copy !req
412. You're eight minutes late.Copy !req
413. You're 14 minutes late.Copy !req
414. You're three minutes earlyCopy !req
415. in Chicago.Copy !req
416. You annoyed me
into stealing it.Copy !req
417. Exactly.
Now you had a target,Copy !req
418. but you needed a plan.Copy !req
419. Fortunately, it walked through the door,
handcuffed to Diaz.Copy !req
420. This scumbag pickpocket
is Dan McCreary.Copy !req
421. He can take anything
off of anyone.Copy !req
422. Anything?Copy !req
423. Anyone?Copy !req
424. The look on your face.
Priceless.Copy !req
425. I put McCreary into my
employ immediately.Copy !req
426. Fast-forward to this morning.Copy !req
427. You commenced
your plan.Copy !req
428. McCreary stole my watch and
then replaced it with the replica.Copy !req
429. And while you celebrated,Copy !req
430. McCreary put my watch
back in my pocket.Copy !req
431. The watch never
left my person.Copy !req
432. Duh, duh, duhCopy !req
433. I can see that you're
enjoying this.Copy !req
434. Not nearly as much as
I enjoyed phase two.Copy !req
435. Phase two!Copy !req
436. While you
met with McCreary,Copy !req
437. Santiago placed a fire hydrant
in front of your car,Copy !req
438. which she
then towed away.Copy !req
439. Next, I had to take
Charles out of the equation.Copy !req
440. He had a badge
and a gunCopy !req
441. and he would do anything
to help you.Copy !req
442. Enter a parade of
drunksCopy !req
443. that separated the two of youCopy !req
444. long enough for Terry
to kidnap Charles.Copy !req
445. Then, two bearsCopy !req
446. spilled their drinks on you
and stole your wallet.Copy !req
447. Those bears?Copy !req
448. ScullyCopy !req
449. and Hitchcock.Copy !req
450. I can't pull my head off!Copy !req
451. If Terry
kidnapped Charles,Copy !req
452. how did Charles tell me to
get on the party bus?Copy !req
453. Eight months ago at a
morning briefing,Copy !req
454. I told the squadCopy !req
455. that a group of thieves
was targeting party busesCopy !req
456. so I could record
Charles saying...Copy !req
457. Jake, party bus!Copy !req
458. Toot toot!
Get on board!Copy !req
459. I knew Boyle would never
knowingly betray me.Copy !req
460. With your jacket and shoes gone,
you didn't look like a cop,Copy !req
461. but you still
had your badge.Copy !req
462. That is, until you
enteredCopy !req
463. the party bus.Copy !req
464. Rosa's feline dancing distracted you as a
mysterious partier stole your badge on...Copy !req
465. Halloween!Copy !req
466. It was you in the mask,
you sly son of a bitch.Copy !req
467. Well done.Copy !req
468. But I do
have to ask.Copy !req
469. Those guys at the
impound,Copy !req
470. did they
really smash my car?Copy !req
471. No, in fact, I had
them wash it.Copy !req
472. Good one, Captain.
You can't wash a car.Copy !req
473. So how'd you convince
the whole squad to betray me?Copy !req
474. What'd you offer them?Copy !req
475. I asked them if they wanted to embarrass
you and they instantly said yes.Copy !req
476. I'm not going to lie.
That turns me on a little bit.Copy !req
477. Mmm.Copy !req
478. So,Copy !req
479. in addition to the
five weeks of free overtime,Copy !req
480. I believe I'm owed
one more thing.Copy !req
481. Yes.Copy !req
482. Here we go.
One second.Copy !req
483. Very well.Copy !req
484. Captain Raymond Holt,Copy !req
485. you are an amazing
police captain/genius.Copy !req
486. But be warned,Copy !req
487. I started planning next year's
heist just this minute.Copy !req
488. Good.Copy !req
489. Then you're only three
months behind.Copy !req
490. You sick son of a bitch.Copy !req
491. Hey, don't look so sad.Copy !req
492. Floorgasm is just a rudderless
dance ship without you.Copy !req
493. I would've gone with
Flock of Dumb-Dumbs.Copy !req
494. I talked
to the Captain.Copy !req
495. We're all gonna pitch in and
help you manage your timeCopy !req
496. so you can pursue
dance and school.Copy !req
497. And I'd like to volunteer
my time to tutor you for free.Copy !req
498. Mmm, hard pass on that,Copy !req
499. but I do want to thank you guys
for being so understanding and nice.Copy !req
500. Now get your game
face on, Sarge.Copy !req
501. It's time to dance.Copy !req
502. If you forget your moves,
just rip your cape offCopy !req
503. and throw me up
in the air like a pizza.Copy !req
504. Put your hands
together for the dance duo,Copy !req
505. Mr. and Mrs. Terry Jeffords.Copy !req
506. I did not agree to that name.Copy !req