1. Ugh! Motorcade duty.Copy !req
2. So boring.Copy !req
3. I honestly would rather sit
around and listen to you talkCopy !req
4. about the right way
to make paella.Copy !req
5. There's more than one right
way to make paella, Jake.Copy !req
6. There are 10 right ways. You've
got classic Valencian, modern...Copy !req
7. No, wait. Stop.
I changed my mind.Copy !req
8. I've made
a horrible mistake.Copy !req
9. Hey, Rosa.Copy !req
10. Just who I was
looking for.Copy !req
11. Quick question. Can I have
your friend Katie's phone number?Copy !req
12. I want to ask her out.Copy !req
13. No. I don't mix personal
and professional.Copy !req
14. You're never
getting her number.Copy !req
15. Never, like, "We're never going
to have a black president" never?Copy !req
16. Because that happened.Copy !req
17. A real never.Copy !req
18. Like if you ever
ask me about this again,Copy !req
19. you're never going to be
able to eat without a straw.Copy !req
20. Okay. Well, you are on the
wrong side of history, my friend.Copy !req
21. Katie, huh?Copy !req
22. Wow, I can't believe you're
not still pining for Amy.Copy !req
23. I mean, I pine for years.Copy !req
24. I still think about Mia,
the nurse that helped my Nana pass.Copy !req
25. Yes, I know. You've told me,
like, 100 timesCopy !req
26. about the time
your Nana collapsedCopy !req
27. and accidentally pulled
Mia's pants down.Copy !req
28. Best day of my life.Copy !req
29. I don't have feelings
for Amy anymore. So...Copy !req
30. Time for me to get out there
and spread my wings.Copy !req
31. Legs.Copy !req
32. Get out there
and spread my legs?Copy !req
33. Well, either way.Copy !req
34. No. Not either way.
Only wings.Copy !req
35. Listen up.Copy !req
36. There's been an issue
with the motorcade.Copy !req
37. The Serbian President
is delayed in Washington,Copy !req
38. and we can't start locking down
intersections until he takes off.Copy !req
39. Apparently, he's on
an important callCopy !req
40. with the Albanian President.Copy !req
41. Is that Bu jar Nishani,Copy !req
42. or is it still Bamir Topi?Copy !req
43. Oh, Ames, let me check.Copy !req
44. Mmm. It just says
no one likes you.Copy !req
45. There's a three-hour
delay, minimum.Copy !req
46. Captain Holt and I will have
to leave for a meetingCopy !req
47. at One Police Plaza.Copy !req
48. You should all stay
prepped and ready.Copy !req
49. Dismissed.Copy !req
50. Guys.
Guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
51. Three-hour delay
with no Holt or Terry?Copy !req
52. Do you have any idea
what this means?Copy !req
53. Makeovers?
No, Charles.Copy !req
54. The Jimmy Jab Games!Copy !req
55. The first Jimmy Jabs
were held in 2008,Copy !req
56. when the king of Iraq...Copy !req
57. President of Iran.Copy !req
58. Armen Jimmy Jab.Copy !req
59. Ahmadinejad.Copy !req
60. came to New York
and we were on callCopy !req
61. for nine glorious hoursCopy !req
62. in case there
were protests.Copy !req
63. On that day, a young genius
named Jake Peralta,Copy !req
64. used the last piece
of his bagelCopy !req
65. to create the first
Jimmy Jab event.Copy !req
66. The Monster Mouth
Bagel Toss.Copy !req
67. And the rest
was history.Copy !req
68. As soon as
Holt and Terry leave,Copy !req
69. we will commence withCopy !req
70. Jimmy Jabs Seven,Copy !req
71. Circus of Fools.Copy !req
72. Jimmy Jabs. Jimmy Jabs.Copy !req
73. Jimmy Jabs. Jimmy Jabs.Copy !req
74. Jimmy Jabs.
Jimmy Jabs. Jimmy Jabs.Copy !req
75. Seems like we're ready
for our meetingCopy !req
76. with Deputy Chief Wuntch.Copy !req
77. Is that how you plan
on sitting?Copy !req
78. Leaning back like
a matinee-goer?Copy !req
79. Madeline will
eat you alive.Copy !req
80. That's no better.Copy !req
81. Hands folded on your lap
like a pervert?Copy !req
82. Sir, what are you
so nervous about?Copy !req
83. There's a new drug
in the precinctCopy !req
84. and we need updated
narcotics field kits.Copy !req
85. All we're asking for
is $1,200.Copy !req
86. How can she
say no to that?Copy !req
87. Sergeant, as long
as I'm asking for it,Copy !req
88. Madeline Wuntch can say
no to anything.Copy !req
89. May I?Copy !req
90. Those are
my tissues, Raymond.Copy !req
91. If you were planning
on sneezing,Copy !req
92. you should have
brought your own.Copy !req
93. Sir, she's a Deputy Chief.Copy !req
94. I'm sure she wants what's
best for the community.Copy !req
95. She doesn't care
about the community.Copy !req
96. She only cares about
defeating me.Copy !req
97. This is war, Sergeant.
The War on Wuntch.Copy !req
98. Oh, good, you've named it.Copy !req
99. So. Jimmy Jabs, huh?Copy !req
100. What do you say we make it
interesting this year?Copy !req
101. Aha! We could play
for Katie's number.Copy !req
102. No. Is this why you
wanted to do Jimmy Jabs?Copy !req
103. No. Yes. Why?
What gave it away?Copy !req
104. You said "Aha"
and snapped your fingers.Copy !req
105. Ah.
Ooh.Copy !req
106. You want to go out with, uh,
Rosa's friend, Katie?Copy !req
107. That's great.
She's cool.Copy !req
108. I know. But Rosa has this dumb rule about
not mixing work with personal stuff.Copy !req
109. That's actually
not a bad policy.Copy !req
110. I once gave my aunt
a jaywalking ticketCopy !req
111. and things really
deteriorated between us.Copy !req
112. Mmm.Copy !req
113. But Jake and Katie would
be awesome together.Copy !req
114. I know, right? She's single,
I'm single. She's pretty, I'm pretty.Copy !req
115. So, it's settled. If I win the Jimmy
Jabs, you give me her number.Copy !req
116. And if I lose,
you don't have to give it to me.Copy !req
117. I already don't have
to give it to you.Copy !req
118. All right,
I'll give you $200,Copy !req
119. and I'll never ask you for
another phone number again.Copy !req
120. Done.Copy !req
121. Hello, Gina.Copy !req
122. It's daylight, Boyle.
Why are we talking?Copy !req
123. This is an emergency.Copy !req
124. I've been filming my fitness
routine with the precinct cameraCopy !req
125. to help improve my form.Copy !req
126. That's where I got
these tree trunks.Copy !req
127. But I realized that I left the tape
in the camera and now it's gone.Copy !req
128. Who cares? Who cares?
Who cares?Copy !req
129. You probably will.Copy !req
130. Oh. Boyle, I love that you're
trying to step up your sex game.Copy !req
131. But strength
is not your issue.Copy !req
132. Stop humming. And
it does not turn me onCopy !req
133. when you bend over
and back up into me.Copy !req
134. Did someone check out
the camera this morning?Copy !req
135. Yes. Hitchcock. And if he sees it,
he will tell everyone.Copy !req
136. You need to get
that damn tape.Copy !req
137. Okay.Copy !req
138. We're off.Copy !req
139. You'll get word when the
Serbian President is wheels up.Copy !req
140. You got it, Sarge. We'll just
be here until you get back,Copy !req
141. calmly and
respectfully prepping.Copy !req
142. All right, they're gone.
Ceremonial bagel.Copy !req
143. Flask.Copy !req
144. Flame.Copy !req
145. Jimmy JabsCopy !req
146. Jimmy JabsCopy !req
147. Let the games begin.Copy !req
148. Welcome to the Jimmy Jabs.Copy !req
149. We play for pride.Copy !req
150. We play for the phone
numbers of Rosa's friends.Copy !req
151. But most importantly,
we play to watch Amy lose.Copy !req
152. Nope. This is my year.Copy !req
153. It's my year, too. Please
don't align yourself with me.Copy !req
154. Why not? Neither of you have
ever come close to winning.Copy !req
155. You're exactly the same.Copy !req
156. Just a couple
of Santiagos.Copy !req
157. But the real prize is...Copy !req
158. The Winchester 3,000.Copy !req
159. The only chair in the
precinct with minimal staining,Copy !req
160. good lumbar support,
and no broken rolly-wheels.Copy !req
161. Over to you, Gina.Copy !req
162. Thank you, Jake.
Okay, guys.Copy !req
163. As usual, the loser of each
event is eliminated from the games.Copy !req
164. The winner gets a bonus
in the final round.Copy !req
165. Our first event is...Copy !req
166. The Mouthathon.Copy !req
167. In front of you is month-old
Chinese food from the fridge.Copy !req
168. Go ahead and eat as much
as you can stomach.Copy !req
169. On your Mark,
get set, Wahlberg.Copy !req
170. Ugh.Copy !req
171. I can't do this to my mouth.
She is the love of my life.Copy !req
172. Charles is eliminated.Copy !req
173. Off. I think this ball
of soup is off. I'm out.Copy !req
174. I can do this.
I want to win so bad.Copy !req
175. Oh, great. Here, quick. Let me
take a picture. Oh, that's so cute.Copy !req
176. You've got a little bit of
mold on the tip of your nose.Copy !req
177. I tried. I tried,
but he's unbeatable.Copy !req
178. You guys know
this is free, right?Copy !req
179. Hello, Deputy Chief Wuntch.Copy !req
180. You've aged.Copy !req
181. Stay seated.Copy !req
182. We can do this out here, since you've
already made yourselves comfortable.Copy !req
183. Sergeant Jeffords,
why don't you just lie down?Copy !req
184. I can't sit any
straighter than this.Copy !req
185. We're here about a new and
very potent form of ecstasy,Copy !req
186. which has surfaced
in our precinct.Copy !req
187. Street name, Giggle Pig.Copy !req
188. Hmm. An embarrassing blight
growing right under your nose.Copy !req
189. Not unlike that mustache
you had when we first met.Copy !req
190. That mustache was
era-appropriate.Copy !req
191. The precinct just needs updated field
kits to help us combat the problem.Copy !req
192. This paperwork is a mess.Copy !req
193. A semicolon that should
clearly be a full colon?Copy !req
194. Was this prepared
by a recent immigrant?Copy !req
195. It's just one typo.Copy !req
196. It's gibberish.Copy !req
197. Request denied.Copy !req
198. Wow. You were right.Copy !req
199. All it took
was one mistake?Copy !req
200. You think that semicolon
was a mistake?Copy !req
201. No, it was
a juicy piece of baitCopy !req
202. and she unhinged her jaw
and swallowed it whole.Copy !req
203. So, you wanted her
to say no to us?Copy !req
204. Rejecting a valid request
for such a petty reason?Copy !req
205. That's all the ammunition
I need to go over her head.Copy !req
206. I secretly scheduled us
a one-on-oneCopy !req
207. with Madeline's boss,
Chief Fisker.Copy !req
208. You want to hear
the funniest thing ever?Copy !req
209. I also split an infinitive
and she didn't notice.Copy !req
210. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
211. Did you check out the department
video camera by any chance?Copy !req
212. Yeah, I was going to take it home
and videotape the top of my head.Copy !req
213. I think I might be
thinning up there.Copy !req
214. Cool. Cool. So,
I accidentally left a tape in there,Copy !req
215. and I...
I want it back.Copy !req
216. Why? What's on it?Copy !req
217. Nothing. I just really
need it for no reason.Copy !req
218. Well, if you want
that tape back,Copy !req
219. I've got to get
something in return.Copy !req
220. Are you blackmailing me?Copy !req
221. I don't have
any money, Hitchcock.Copy !req
222. I'm still paying
my uncle's funeral bills.Copy !req
223. I rear-ended the hearse.
It was a mess.Copy !req
224. There's one thing I want
and it's not that big.Copy !req
225. I just want you to make me
cool in everyone's eyes.Copy !req
226. Not that big?Copy !req
227. The Jimmy Jabs has
claimed its first victims.Copy !req
228. Boyle, you made no impact.Copy !req
229. Also, Detective Scully has
withdrawn due to food poisoning,Copy !req
230. which I think
we all saw coming.Copy !req
231. All right. The second event
is Bulky Bulky Run Run,Copy !req
232. the bomb suit foot race.Copy !req
233. Sure hope I don't sprain
my arm during the race.Copy !req
234. Because I'm going to be opening
up a lot of doors for Katie on our date.Copy !req
235. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be
a gentleman.Copy !req
236. What are you doing, Jake?Copy !req
237. Trash talking you,Copy !req
238. while simultaneously proving that
I will be respectful of your friend.Copy !req
239. It's a tough line to walk.Copy !req
240. Got to loosen up
my flower-buying fingers.Copy !req
241. I'm going to go nuts
on the daisies.Copy !req
242. On your Mark,
get set, Ruffalo!Copy !req
243. Go!Copy !req
244. I'm doing it,
Charles! I look cool!Copy !req
245. Whoa!Copy !req
246. The next event will be
"Keep Your Cover."Copy !req
247. Contestants must craft
an undercover personaCopy !req
248. and talk to as many
police officersCopy !req
249. as you can before
being recognized.Copy !req
250. Pregnant. Nice.
Means you had sex.Copy !req
251. Damn right I did. And I
forgot my birth control.Copy !req
252. Yeah.
Ah.Copy !req
253. I think the belly will draw
attention away from my face.Copy !req
254. Smart. Like one big boob.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
255. Jake will go first,
then Amy, then Rosa.Copy !req
256. On your Mark, get set,
Paul Gosselaar!Copy !req
257. Please let me have
the tape. No dice.Copy !req
258. I don't know how
to make you cool.Copy !req
259. I'm not even
that cool myself.Copy !req
260. I mean, sure,
I have a pizza stone.Copy !req
261. You have cool friends
like Jake.Copy !req
262. I just want to be part of a
conversation where Jake uses my nameCopy !req
263. and nobody insults me.Copy !req
264. Damn it, you ask too much.Copy !req
265. Ah.Copy !req
266. I blew it. I only got
through two people.Copy !req
267. He's kicking so much.
You want to feel?Copy !req
268. No, that's a bad idea!Copy !req
269. Oh! My baby!
It's on the side!Copy !req
270. Oof. I got to six.Copy !req
271. Dumb baby.
People are right.Copy !req
272. They ruin everything.Copy !req
273. Hey, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I want to try.Copy !req
274. Let me be pregnant.Copy !req
275. Whoop!Copy !req
276. Adorable.
Right?Copy !req
277. I can't believe I lost again. I was so
psyched up for this. What happened?Copy !req
278. Well, maybe being so
psyched up is what happened.Copy !req
279. Like, every time
we're doing police work,Copy !req
280. you're always super smart and
you stay calm and take your time.Copy !req
281. But every time we do
dumb games like this,Copy !req
282. you get all frantic
and act like a crazy idiot.Copy !req
283. My advice? Next time,Copy !req
284. don't act like
a crazy idiot.Copy !req
285. Thanks. That's surprisingly
insightful.Copy !req
286. Yeah, well. Motherhood
really opens a man's eyes.Copy !req
287. Hmm. I finally
feel as if I'm partCopy !req
288. of something bigger
than myself.Copy !req
289. All right.
Too much?Copy !req
290. Yeah.
Peralta.Copy !req
291. What the hell? Where
were you? I got eliminated.Copy !req
292. Excuse me, Officer.Copy !req
293. Yeah, sweetheart.Copy !req
294. Sweetheart?
Seriously, Hank?Copy !req
295. Is that how you talk to
women who come in here?Copy !req
296. Jimmy Jabs.Copy !req
297. I didn't even make it
past one person.Copy !req
298. You're out?
I'm in the finals?Copy !req
299. And all I have to do to get
Katie's number is beat Amy?Copy !req
300. Oh, that's nothing.Copy !req
301. Hey, don't you dare
touch Amy Junior.Copy !req
302. That's right,
it's your baby.Copy !req
303. Are you saying
I knocked you up?Copy !req
304. You sure did. (MIMICKING
CRYING) Jake.Copy !req
305. Hmm?Copy !req
306. Can I talk to you
for a second?Copy !req
307. Yeah,
sure thing. Hold that. Sure.Copy !req
308. All right,
Jake. You want to call off the bet?Copy !req
309. Seriously? You're going to back
out now just because you're losing?Copy !req
310. What is this, a riverboat
casino on the River of No Rules?Copy !req
311. No. I'm giving you a
chance to call off the betCopy !req
312. because it's clear you don't
actually want Katie's number.Copy !req
313. Because you're still
into Amy.Copy !req
314. What? That's crazy.Copy !req
315. I just spent the whole day
fighting for another girl's number.Copy !req
316. You spent the
whole day flirting with Amy.Copy !req
317. Yeah, we're joking around because
we're friends, now that I've moved on.Copy !req
318. Then, prove it.Copy !req
319. Beat Amy and don't flirt
with her at all.Copy !req
320. Fine. Easy. But you better tell
Katie to clear her schedule outCopy !req
321. Thursday for a date. Because
I am working nights until then.Copy !req
322. And the following weekend,
I am out of town. Let's do this.Copy !req
323. Hey, Jake,
question for you.Copy !req
324. When I beat you,
which victory dance should I do?Copy !req
325. This one?Copy !req
326. Or this one?Copy !req
327. Oh, wow. Okay.Copy !req
328. Both are examples
of victory dances.Copy !req
329. No comeback?Copy !req
330. After I burned you
with those moves?Copy !req
331. You must be pretty nervous.Copy !req
332. Yep.Copy !req
333. Hey, Jake.
Hey, Charles.Copy !req
334. Who's this with me?Copy !req
335. Hitchcock?Copy !req
336. Well, we should go now.Copy !req
337. Wow. What a high. Do you
guys feel this way all the time?Copy !req
338. I did what you wanted.
Give me the tape.Copy !req
339. Oh, no, we're not done yet.Copy !req
340. Next, I want you to tell
everyone you think I'm handsome.Copy !req
341. Make it seem natural.Copy !req
342. You are a monster.Copy !req
343. So, they're calling
the drug Giggle Pig?Copy !req
344. Chief Fisker.
Sergeant Jeffords.Copy !req
345. Raymond.
Deputy Chief Wuntch.Copy !req
346. I didn't realize
you'd be attending.Copy !req
347. I can tell. You have more of
a fly-catching gape than usual.Copy !req
348. I've examined his proposal.
There's no proof that Giggle PigCopy !req
349. is a serious problem.Copy !req
350. So, we're just supposed to wait
until it turns into an epidemic?Copy !req
351. You're like the League
of Nations in '36,Copy !req
352. just hoping the Abyssinian
crisis resolves itself.Copy !req
353. That's the lesson you draw
from the fall of Addis Ababa?Copy !req
354. Raymond, you sound so naive.Copy !req
355. And you sound just like
Victor Emmanuel III.Copy !req
356. I have no idea
who's winning.Copy !req
357. I am.Copy !req
358. Captain Holt, how serious a threat
do you really think Giggle Pig poses?Copy !req
359. Very serious.
Or it could be nothing.Copy !req
360. Or it could be
the new crack.Copy !req
361. The new crack? And you
only need $1,200 to fight it?Copy !req
362. Well, in an ideal situation, uh,
we would attack the problemCopy !req
363. with a lot more firepower.Copy !req
364. Perhaps even a task force.Copy !req
365. That makes sense.
Let's make it happen.Copy !req
366. That was amazing!Copy !req
367. We got a task force!Copy !req
368. More importantly,
Wuntch got served.Copy !req
369. Oh, my God.
Wuntch sounds like lunch.Copy !req
370. No, this opens up
so many new avenues.Copy !req
371. You got your task force.
I'm surprised.Copy !req
372. That's funny.
After 20 years,Copy !req
373. I'd think you'd be used to
me slam-dunking in your face.Copy !req
374. I'm surprised you didn't see
what was going on in there.Copy !req
375. I got you riled up,
you oversold Giggle Pig,Copy !req
376. and now you're running an expensive
task force in a time of budget cuts.Copy !req
377. You better make
some big arrestsCopy !req
378. and quick, or you'll be the
poster-boy for departmental waste.Copy !req
379. Slam dunk returned.Copy !req
380. Not if we make those arrests.
Three point dunk.Copy !req
381. You guys really don't know enough
about basketball to be doing this.Copy !req
382. Join hands one and all,
for we have reachedCopy !req
383. the final event
of the Jimmy Jabs.Copy !req
384. The Obstacle Course.Copy !req
385. Good luck.
You're going to need it.Copy !req
386. Yes, we all need luck. Thank
you for offering me some.Copy !req
387. On your mark,
get Seth, Rogen!Copy !req
388. Contestants must make
it past the barricade hurdles,Copy !req
389. then use a beanbag gun
to get a snack.Copy !req
390. Ah!Copy !req
391. You will eat the snack
in its entirety.Copy !req
392. Ah!
Mmm!Copy !req
393. Come on. Close, close,
close, close!Copy !req
394. Next, head down
to the first floor,Copy !req
395. where you will locate a
pamphlet about bullying.Copy !req
396. Then, print out a picture of
me using a laptop from 1982.Copy !req
397. Whoever grabs their printout
first is the winner.Copy !req
398. Surprise twist!Copy !req
399. What are you
doing, Santiago? Go!Copy !req
400. You're burning my skin!Copy !req
401. No broken rolly wheels!Copy !req
402. I did it! I took my time! I
wasn't a crazy idiot! And I won!Copy !req
403. I finally wo-on!Copy !req
404. Oh! Yeah! Yes! Yeah.Copy !req
405. What's going on here?Copy !req
406. Someone answer him now!Copy !req
407. Santiago!Copy !req
408. Peralta!Copy !req
409. Boyle?Copy !req
410. Hitchcock is very handsome.Copy !req
411. Why, thank you, Boyle.Copy !req
412. No one has
anything to say?Copy !req
413. Captain, what you just saw
was the Jimmy Jab Games.Copy !req
414. It's a bunch of dumb contests
we play to kill the time.Copy !req
415. Nobody even cares who wins.Copy !req
416. I won.Copy !req
417. It's stupid,
but we like it.Copy !req
418. Clean this up. Now.Copy !req
419. Boyle, I'm ready to
take this to the next stage.Copy !req
420. You're going to
pierce my ear.Copy !req
421. Wait, what are
you doing in my locker?Copy !req
422. I can't do this.
I can't make you look cool.Copy !req
423. Because you're afraid that Jake
and I are going to cut you out.Copy !req
424. Well, you're not wrong.Copy !req
425. I'm going to
find that tape.Copy !req
426. You think I'd just leave something
that valuable lying around?Copy !req
427. I got it on me.Copy !req
428. Oh! Give me that tape!Copy !req
429. Give me that tape!Copy !req
430. Jake! Help me!Copy !req
431. The Serbian President's
plane is wheels up.Copy !req
432. Report to your motorcade
positions immediately.Copy !req
433. Let's go.Copy !req
434. Hey. You gave it
a good try.Copy !req
435. Sorry you lost.Copy !req
436. No.
It's for the best.Copy !req
437. I let Amy win.Copy !req
438. Close, close, close! Close!Copy !req
439. You're right.
I'm not over her.Copy !req
440. Boyle, get out.
I need to talk to Jake.Copy !req
441. Okay. Bye.
I warmed up the seat.Copy !req
442. Ugh, he did warm up the seat.
It's like a fire-pit.Copy !req
443. Look, if you're here
for your $200,Copy !req
444. can I interest you in a check
that will definitely bounce?Copy !req
445. No, you will
pay me in cash.Copy !req
446. Okay.Copy !req
447. Look, I thought I was
over Amy. But clearly, I'm not.Copy !req
448. You know? I'm as
frustrated as you are.Copy !req
449. I'm not frustrated.Copy !req
450. But I am not enjoying this.Copy !req
451. It is not like you
to get hung up on a girl.Copy !req
452. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
453. You call Katie.
That's what you do.Copy !req
454. The only way to move on
is to move on.Copy !req
455. Whether you think
you're ready to or not.Copy !req
456. You've got to get
out there, man.Copy !req
457. All right. Thank you.Copy !req
458. Good luck.Copy !req
459. Are you okay, sir?Copy !req
460. I don't want
to sound dramatic,Copy !req
461. but today has been
sub-optimal.Copy !req
462. That doesn't leave
this office.Copy !req
463. Wuntch beat me,
the squad was a disaster,Copy !req
464. and in the end,
do you know who I'm angriest with?Copy !req
465. Yourself?
No. Wuntch.Copy !req
466. I need this task force to succeed,
and there's not a detective hereCopy !req
467. who is adult enough
to lead it.Copy !req
468. Peralta and Santiago were cowards,
Diaz was disrespectful,Copy !req
469. and I just saw Hitchcock
and Boyle fighting like children.Copy !req
470. Let go of me! Give me the tape,
Hitchcock!Copy !req
471. Get off me!Copy !req
472. You're squeezing my boobs!Copy !req
473. Sir, I know you think Rosa disrespected
you, but I found her inspiring.Copy !req
474. She did what I
should have done.Copy !req
475. Stand up
and tell you the truth.Copy !req
476. And what truth is that?Copy !req
477. First, everyone else made this
Wuntch-lunch connection instantly.Copy !req
478. Second,
Wuntch didn't beat you.Copy !req
479. She saddled me
with this task force.Copy !req
480. You think she's consumed
with pettiness? You're no better.Copy !req
481. Yes, the task force
is risky.Copy !req
482. But it gives us a chance to do
a lot of good in the community.Copy !req
483. Sir, if you ask me, you're acting
like a real Victor Emmanuel III.Copy !req
484. You used that insult
completely incorrectly, but...Copy !req
485. I suppose I have let Madeline
distract me from our purpose.Copy !req
486. Which is why I think Rosa
should lead the task force.Copy !req
487. There's no BS with her.Copy !req
488. Agreed.Copy !req
489. Thank you, Sergeant.Copy !req
490. And I know you're lyingCopy !req
491. about that
lunch-Wuntch thing.Copy !req
492. That was mine.Copy !req
493. How was the motorcade?
Any assassinations?Copy !req
494. No, it was boring.Copy !req
495. Mmm. Well, thanks for
getting the tape back.Copy !req
496. Oh!Copy !req
497. Oh, got it.Copy !req
498. I'll see you tonight at
my place. God, I hate you.Copy !req
499. Don't be late.Copy !req