1. No, no, no!
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2. You can't take her from me!
You bastard!
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3. Don't do this, Scully. You have
to be strong for her right now.
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4. What's going on?
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5. Unit's being replaced.
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6. Come on!
No!
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7. That machine's been
here forever.
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8. It's basically part of the
force. Take Scully instead.
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9. Yes, please,
take me to the land of vending machines.
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10. Can we at least have five
minutes to say a proper goodbye?
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11. Whatever.
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12. Let me just start
by saying
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13. that this machine is the
best restaurant in Brooklyn.
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14. And it always had
a table for me.
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15. I knew just where to
punch it to get free food.
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16. Now, I have to go back
to punching Hitchcock.
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17. Look, she still has the bags of
baby carrots I requested they put in.
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18. They're black now,
but they're there.
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19. Goodbye, beautiful machine.
Thank you for your service.
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20. Okay.
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21. Squad, salute.
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22. You can take her away now.
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23. Well,
I think we handled that with dignity.
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24. Free candy!
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25. Okay, Nine-Nine.
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26. Say hello to
Michael Augustine,
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27. Brooklyn's most prolific
identify thief.
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28. Last week, he walked into
a government building
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29. and stole a computer
containing over
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security numbers.
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31. My C.I. says that tonight,
Augustine will be handing off the laptop
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32. to a buyer from China, A.K.A.
"The Land of Dragons".
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33. Make sure that phrase is not
in your official report.
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34. Okay, sorry.
"The Country of Dragons".
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35. I want you and Santiago
to tail Augustine
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36. until he makes the drop,
then arrest him and the buyer.
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37. Sounds good. Although I could
probably just take Boyle.
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38. I know Amy has
a ton of work. So...
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39. No, I don't.
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40. Really? I could have sworn
I overheard you telling Rosa,
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41. "Girlfriend, please,
I got hella open cases!"
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42. That's something
you think I said?
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43. Word for word.
No diggity, no doubt.
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44. That's enough.
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45. Peralta and Santiago
will tail Augustine.
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46. Boyle and Diaz will join them
in a surveillance van.
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47. Unless you have a problem
with that.
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48. Sounds great.
In the immortal words
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"Girlfriend, please!"
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50. Hey, did I do something
to you? Are you mad?
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51. Is this because I brushed
all the crumbs off your desk?
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52. What? No, I don't
care about that.
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53. Do you know where they are?
In the trash.
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54. All right. If it's not that, then why
are you trying to keep me off this case?
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55. Oh. That.
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56. All right, look. The reason that I
didn't want to work with you is...
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57. Should I do this in an accent
so that I can undercut
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58. some of the awkwardness
I'm feeling?
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59. No.
Good call.
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60. Remember when you told me
that you didn't want to date cops?
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61. That really
bummed me out, man.
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62. Jamaican?
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63. Yeah, it was a bad choice.
I'm much better at German.
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64. All right, fine. I was kind
of thinking about asking you out.
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65. Oh. Okay.
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66. But I know that that's
not what you want.
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67. And I totally get it.
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68. I think it just took me a
while to totally, totally get it.
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69. And now, I totally get it.
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70. Jake, this is weird.
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71. The whole point of me
not dating cops
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72. is so it wouldn't be
weird at work.
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73. Okay, so, let's just
make it not weird. Right?
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74. This is a case. We work
cases together all the time
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76. So, you know,
we're professionals.
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77. That's all I want.
For us to be professional.
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78. We're in agreement.
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79. It will
be good and professional!
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80. Come in and shut the door.
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81. I have some news,
which you must promise to keep secret.
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82. Madeline Wuntch is making
me head of public relations
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83. for the NYPD.
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84. I'm being forced out
of the Nine-Nine.
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85. I don't wish to make
a big deal of it,
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86. so please limit your
reactions to one second. Go.
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87. That's plenty.
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88. You can't leave us.
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89. I'm not going anywhere.
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90. Madeline is not some
invincible succubus.
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91. She's a regular succubus,
and she can be defeated.
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92. We just need to
find the letter.
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93. What letter?
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94. Before our current police
commissioner was hired,
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95. a mutual friend told me
Madeline wrote a letter
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96. to the mayor telling him
it was a mistake.
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97. She apparently called her now-boss a,
quote, "Simpering buffoon", un-quote.
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98. Amateur. Always say your insults
to someone's face. No paper trail.
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99. A copy of that letter exists
in the mayor's archives.
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100. I can't go snooping around
without alerting Madeline.
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101. So, it won't be easy.
And we don't have much time.
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102. But I need you to find
that letter. Are you with me?
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103. Oh, hell, yeah!
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104. I'm turning my phone
into airplane mode.
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105. Oh, my God. She doesn't
even do that on airplanes.
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106. Rosa, I know you don't like
anyone wishing you a happy birthday,
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107. so, crappy day to you.
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108. Still too much.
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109. I assume you're not doing
anything to celebrate tonight?
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110. Anyone over the age of six celebrating
a birthday should go to hell.
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111. So, since you're free,
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112. I need your help moving this old
Ms. Pacman machine I just bought.
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113. Why are you so obsessed
with that game?
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114. Because it's the sexiest
video game ever.
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115. She's insatiable, Rosa.
Insatiable. Insatiable.
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116. Stop saying "insatiable".
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117. Anyway, I bought this
old machine from a bar
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118. and I was hoping
you'd help me move it.
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119. You want me to go
to a bar? Mmm-hmm.
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120. You are obviously trying to
get me to go to a surprise party.
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121. Did Marcus put you
up to this?
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122. What? No!
That's crazy talking.
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123. We just need to be there at exactly
9:45 p.m., and not a minute earlier.
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124. Also, there's a particular
door I want us to enter through.
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125. Why is he getting out here?
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126. I thought your C.I. said the
drop was happening in a park.
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127. Maybe he's having dinner
with his side-piece first.
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128. Augustine has the laptop with him.
We should just arrest him right here.
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129. No, the buyer's
the bigger collar.
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130. We've got to follow him in
and wait for the handoff.
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131. Okay. If you're going in, I've heard this
place has an amazing bone marrow custard.
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132. Not that
I've ever had a bad one.
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133. No, all right. Let's go. Ugh.
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134. No, wait.
We look like cops.
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135. We're never going to
blend in dressed like this.
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136. Um, okay. There.
How's... How's that?
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137. Uh, I don't know.
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138. All I see is clothes hanging
off of a genderless blob.
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139. You look fine.
Here. Wear this.
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140. Jake, you need a jacket
or something.
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141. Well, Scully left his
sports coat back there.
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142. Oh, but it will never fit
Jake's athletic body. Unless.
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143. No. I don't want to
do that. You have to.
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144. I'm not going to do it.
You're doing it.
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145. What? What do you have to do?
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146. Don Johnson it.
Don Johnson it!
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147. I look like an idiot.
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148. I didn't even have time
to lotion my forearms.
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149. It's so weird
wearing Rosa's jacket.
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150. There's a piece of
barbed wire in the pocket.
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151. Cool. All right,
do you have a visual on...
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152. The hostess stand.
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153. Hi. Table for two, please.
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154. I'm so sorry. There's nothing
available. We're totally booked up.
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155. Oh, no.
That's horrible.
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156. Tonight's a really
important night for us.
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157. Johnny and I
just got engaged.
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158. And this is where
our first date was.
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159. Oh, yeah. It would mean
so much to Dora and me.
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160. I would have made
a reservation,
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161. but I didn't know if she
was going to say yes.
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162. Aw, I love how nervous you were,
you little goose.
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163. You are just
so sweet together.
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164. You know, I'm sure I can
find room for two young lovers.
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165. Mmm.
Yeah. We are lovers.
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166. Together.
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167. In bed.
Okay.
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168. Thank you so much for waiting.
Your table is almost ready.
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169. Thanks.
Great.
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170. Sorry about springing the
engagement and romantic stuff on you.
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171. No, no, no. That was great. I mean,
it's what got us in here.
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172. The cheek kiss was
a bit much. Very wet.
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173. Well, I don't know what
to tell you. Dora's sloppy.
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174. Okay, and if you'll
just follow me.
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175. Well, the honeymoon's
over, Dora.
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176. We're back to being
Jake and Amy,
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177. two normal cops
working a job.
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178. All right. There you go.
Thanks.
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179. You're the couple
that just got engaged.
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180. That's us.
Johnny and Dora.
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181. A couple for sure.
Mmm-hmm.
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182. Okay. According to my sources
in the assistant community,
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183. the letter is right here
in the fourth floor archives,
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184. cabinet J-13.
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185. Nice job.
What's the plan?
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186. You sneak in
and get the letter.
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187. I'll distract
the file clerk.
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188. Apparently,
he's very into bird watching
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189. so talking to a woman
should blow his mind.
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190. And talking
to this woman?
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191. It could kill him.
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192. Here. Can you look
at this map of the park
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193. and tell me where them
hot birds hang out?
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194. Well, you're going to want to,
uh, avoid the, uh, Great Lawn.
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195. Because, uh,
it's basically just grackles.
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196. Ugh, grackles?
Yeah.
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197. I hate grackles.
They're the worst.
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198. Well, a lot of people think grackles
are a, uh, just a common bird up here.
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199. But you know what? On the West Coast,
they don't get grackles.
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200. Can you give some more info for a
novice birdwatcher such as myself?
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201. You have got to know the
difference between your water birds.
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202. I mean, so many people
don't know the difference
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203. between an anhinga and a
snakebird and a swamp hog.
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204. A lot of people don't know
they're all the same bird.
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205. Are those the ones that sound
like Rihanna kinda when they sing?
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206. I'm not familiar
with who that is.
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207. They're like, "Eh, eh."
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208. That sounds like that might
be a crested woodpecker.
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209. Or is it more like...
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210. That's a, uh,
crested tit-mouse, maybe?
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211. Oh, my God.
That's it, Wayne!
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212. You are a damn
treasure trove.
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213. We got the letter.
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214. Well done.
Now, get me Madeline
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215. and a bucket of water.
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216. It's time to melt a witch.
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217. Who else is going?
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218. Rosa, listen to me.
There is no party.
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219. Just get off
my donut already.
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220. Don't lie to me, Boyle,
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221. or you will be eating your bone
marrow custard through a straw.
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222. That's actually how you're
supposed to eat bone marrow...
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223. Charles! Ow! All right,
there's a party.
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224. I can't give you details.
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225. All I can say is I know you and
I know you'll have a good time.
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226. If you knew me, you'd know
I hate surprise parties.
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227. So, clearly,
you don't know me at all.
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228. What? We're friends.
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229. I was building up to calling
you Ro-Ro one of these days.
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230. That will never happen.
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231. In fact, you just lost
Rosa privileges.
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232. From now on,
you can call me Diaz or Hey-you.
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233. Come on, Rosa.
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234. Come on, Hey-you.
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235. Wow, champagne
and oysters.
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236. You really shouldn't
have, guys.
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237. Well, it's a special night.
So, when did you guys meet?
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238. Last year.
Five years ago.
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239. We first met
five years ago.
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240. But we don't count it
because...
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241. I was dating a speedboat
model at the time.
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242. And I was dating a super-handsome
comptroller of a major U.S. city.
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243. Anyways, about a year ago,
we bumped into each other at a bar,
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244. and we haven't been able to
keep our hands off each other since.
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245. Mmm-hmm. So,
how did you know she was the one?
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246. I'd love to answer that. Um,
you know.
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247. Just whenever
I look at her face
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248. and the attached physique.
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249. And you?
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250. Uh.
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251. He makes me laugh.
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252. And, you know,
there's really no one else's opinion
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253. who I care about
more than hers, so.
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254. Okay, so, enough chit-chat.
Let's see the ring.
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255. I don't have it on me.
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256. She has gigantic fingers.
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257. What I mean to say is that the ring I
got would never have fit on her fingers
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258. because they are that of
a giant, behemoth person.
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259. Madeline,
thank you for coming.
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260. Raymond, always a pleasure
to call on a vanquished foe.
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261. I feel like Jackie
Joyner-Kersee,
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262. congratulating one of the other,
slower runners.
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263. Buckle up. It's going
to be a hell of a ride.
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264. Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take
some weight off your cloven hooves.
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265. Calling me the devil?
How original, Raymond.
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266. Actually, I was calling you a goat,
you goat.
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267. Oh!
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268. I'd like to talk
about my promotion.
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269. Very well. But first,
how do I know you're not wearing a wire?
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270. I need to pat you down.
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271. If you must.
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272. What is going on?
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273. Shh.
I'm watching something.
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274. Can you get the car
from the valet, babe?
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275. I'm going to go in the back
and say hi to the chef.
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276. Good luck
on your wedding, guys.
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277. Oh, have fun
on your honeymoon.
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278. We will.
We're going to Waco, Texas.
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279. Huh. Okay, bye.
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280. Bye.
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281. Waco, Texas?
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282. I don't know.
It was just on Dateline.
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283. All right. Augustine took
the laptop case with him.
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284. He's going to make
the drop. Let's go.
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285. Look. There's the buyer.
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286. Or maybe he's just
actually saying hi to the chef.
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287. Why isn't he making
the handoff?
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288. Oh, crap. He saw us.
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289. Uh...
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290. Excuse me.
Oh. Hey.
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291. We were just looking
for a place to, uh...
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292. Boink.
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293. Yep. Boink.
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294. That's my preferred term for it,
as well. Mmm-hmm.
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295. I get it.
Newly engaged kids. Enjoy.
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296. Thanks.
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297. Good. Good, good, good, good.
We kept our cover intact. Nice work.
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298. Quick professional
thinking out there.
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299. Very quick.
Very professional.
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300. Detective.
Detective.
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301. Let's get back on the case.
Let's.
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302. So, how was the restaurant?
Such a normal time!
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303. Why are you being weird?
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304. Amy and I kissed.
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305. What?
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306. To keep our cover from being
blown. We didn't have a choice.
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307. Tell me everything!
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308. Charles,
it was just a kiss.
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309. Okay? It was for work.
It was nothing.
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310. Yeah, who cares about a kiss? Call
me if you grab each other's asses.
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311. He's pulling over.
It's going down.
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312. You guys are so naive.
It's never nothing.
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313. In high school, I played
Daddy Warbucks in Annie.
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314. Becca Murse played Annie and
we were supposed to hug onstage.
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315. At first, that seemed like nothing,
too, but by opening night,
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316. we were full-on making out.
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317. As Daddy Warbucks
and Annie?
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318. Mmm-hmm. The audience
was not on board.
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319. The playwright
sued the school.
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320. Guys, guys, it's not a handoff.
He's leaving the package.
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321. Okay, you and Rosa
follow Augustine.
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322. Right. And you and Amy
follow your hearts.
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323. No. We're going to
stay with the package.
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324. And each other. Forever.
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325. Come on, man!
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326. So, here's how I see
this going down.
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327. You plead for your job back, I refuse,
you start weeping like a war widow.
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328. Does that sound about right?
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329. Don't count your gross fish-babies
before they've hatched, Madeline.
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330. How did you get this?
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331. Gina and Terry got it,
you grackle.
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332. It doesn't matter
how I got it.
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333. Sorry, sir, didn't realize that
was how you wanted to play it.
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334. I see you've got an audience
for this little stunt.
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335. Yes, well, who wouldn't want
to see a man fight a crocodile?
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336. Now, Madeline, before one of us
starts weeping like a war widow,
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337. would you like to give me
my precinct back?
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338. It's not that simple. I can't
just reverse your promotion.
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339. You have until tomorrow.
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340. You grackle.
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341. We can't pull him over
this close to the drop-site.
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342. It will alert the buyer. I
say we follow him for a mile.
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343. Copy that. How's your mom
enjoying the new phone you got her
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344. for her birthday
on March 16?
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345. Dude, stop saying random
facts to try to prove you know me.
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346. That's not what I'm doing. I am simply
making small talk with my friend, Rosa,
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347. who went skydiving once.
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348. Enough. I'm going
to the dumb party,
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349. but only because I
don't want to hurt Marcus.
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350. I'm still super mad at you.
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351. Mmm. Like how you're still super mad at
Gilmore Girls for how the finale went down?
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352. I just want to see Lorelai
happy. And shut up!
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353. See? I know you so well,
I knew what was coming. Ow!
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354. Hey. Seriously.
We're cool, right?
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355. Yeah. Totally. We're fine. Good.
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356. Gosh, you know,
I'm actually a little bit hungry.
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357. I never ended up eating at
that dumb fancy restaurant.
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358. Know what I'm getting
on my way home?
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359. Yeah, you're going to go to the
Polish place and get pierogies,
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360. potato pancakes,
and a cup of hot chocolate.
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361. That's exactly what
I'm going to get. Yeah.
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362. I will be having pizza. Two slices
of meat supreme from Tony's,
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363. served display temperature.
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364. Meat Supreme
is a million red flags.
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365. And eating it cold
is just insane.
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366. No, no, no, no. It's not
cold. It's display temperature.
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367. Jake.
There's a difference, Amy.
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368. No. Jake,
he's looking at us.
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369. Well, this is happening.
Huh?
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370. NYPD! Freeze!
We are police colleagues!
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371. You're under arrest!
This is a work event!
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372. Hey. Can you sign this arrest
report for Augustine and the buyer?
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373. Sure.
Great.
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374. Man, I forgot how long
your signature takes.
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375. I'm just going to watch
Braveheart on my phone real quick.
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376. Uh, given the circumstances,
I could see how that might have seemed
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377. like flirty teasing
or something.
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378. But I was legit being
critical. You have a problem.
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379. No, even that sounded
like banter now.
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380. All right, there's only
one way out of this for me.
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381. I've just got to
get super cruel.
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382. Prepare to have your
physical flaws pointed out, Amy.
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383. I'm talking about your tall
butt and your weird elbows.
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384. Jake, it's okay.
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385. Thank you.
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386. This whole night
was really weird.
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387. I know. I just...
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388. I want everything to go
back how it was. You know?
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389. It's awkward.
Yeah.
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390. You're right. We shouldn't date
cops. Because we're a great team.
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391. We work great together.
I don't want to mess that up.
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392. Yeah, I don't want
everything to change.
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393. Yeah. Me, neither.
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394. Okay. Then, that's that.
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395. Detective Peralta.
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396. Detective Santiago.
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397. See you around
the precinct.
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398. Yep.
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399. Tall butt.
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400. Okay, before we go in, remember
you have to pretend to be surprised.
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401. How's this?
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402. Oh, my God,
it's so much worse than I imagined!
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403. The energy was great,
but the message was flawed.
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404. All right,
let's get this over with.
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405. Surprise.
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406. What's going on?
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407. I rented this entire bar
so you and I could celebrate
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408. with no people
anywhere near us.
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409. I probably should have
hired a bartender, though.
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410. I have no idea
how to make drinks.
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411. This is incredible.
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412. It was all Charles' idea.
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413. Told you I knew you, Ro-Ro.
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414. Thank you.
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415. But never call me
Ro-Ro again.
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416. Oh, but I will.
I've earned this.
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417. Happy B-day, Ro-Ro!
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418. Whoo!
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419. Welcome,
Madeline. Have you thought things over?
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420. I have. But first,
how do I know you're not wearing a wire?
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421. So, I've thought it over,
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422. and perhaps
you should go ahead
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423. and show that letter
to the commissioner.
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424. And let him fire you?
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425. I'll deny I wrote it.
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426. It will take months
to authenticate.
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427. Which will give me plenty of time to
make some personnel changes around here.
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428. There's an opening for a
detective down in Brighton Beach.
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429. I think
I'll transfer Diaz there.
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430. Detective Boyle,
I'll send to Long Island City.
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431. Santiago would be
a great fit for Pelham Bay.
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432. And Peralta,
your little pet project?
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433. I'm going to ship him off
to Staten Island.
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434. Hope he likes breaking up
tanning salon fist-fights.
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435. Looks like you've got
a decision to make, Raymond.
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436. What are you going to do?
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437. Squad. If I could have
your attention, please.
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438. I am being transferred to
the Public Relations office.
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439. I am leaving the Nine-Nine
effective immediately.
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440. What the hell?
I don't understand.
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441. What the hell?
Why are you doing this?
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442. What the hell?
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443. I want to say it has been a
pleasure to work alongside all of you
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444. for the past twenty-one
and a half months.
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445. I'm sorry for getting
so emotional.
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446. Pretty consistent tone,
actually.
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447. These have been the...
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448. These have been the best years
of my career.
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449. Oh, no. This is new.
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450. And I know that every one of
you gave me everything you had.
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451. And I will never forget it.
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452. Go back to being
robot, Captain.
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453. Meep-morp. Zeep.
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454. Dismissed.
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455. Sir!
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456. I'm coming with you.
Thank you, Gina.
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457. I'm also coming.
Not necessary.
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458. Hey.
Hey.
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459. I thought I might
find you in here.
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460. I just needed to process
the Captain's news.
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461. I feel so bad for him.
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462. So, how are you holding up?
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463. I don't know.
I'm still in shock.
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464. You?
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465. I'm basically handling it the
way I dealt with my dad leaving.
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466. Just repressing
the hell out of it.
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467. So, a lot of change
around here, huh?
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468. Hey, Jake,
the new captain's here!
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469. Who do you think
it's going to be?
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470. I have no idea.
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471. I bet it's me.
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472. I just hope I'm ready.
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473. Wow.
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474. Come on, guys.
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475. I know you're sad,
but let's do our best
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476. to make a good first
impression here.
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477. Smart. Good call.
Jake, you be up front.
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478. Okay.
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479. Here we go.
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