1. Heads up. There's our perp,
looking all perpy,Copy !req
2. just perping his way down
Perp Street. Take a picture!Copy !req
3. Give me one second. This light is
really unflattering for his complexion.Copy !req
4. It doesn't have
to be perfect.Copy !req
5. Tom Olson is a bad dude. He's held
up four electronic stores at gunpoint.Copy !req
6. Man, I wish you hadn't read
that Annie Leibovitz book.Copy !req
7. Quit calling it a book,
it was a visual journey.Copy !req
8. You probably think I should shoot this
in color instead of black and white.Copy !req
9. Yes! Shoot color. Why have you
been shooting black and white?Copy !req
10. Where's he going now? Come on.Copy !req
11. Damn it. NYPD, freeze!Copy !req
12. He's trapped.
Top-of-car foot chase.Copy !req
13. My birthday wish
finally came true!Copy !req
14. Keep it up, Jake! He's yours,
he's yours, he's yours!Copy !req
15. I know! I feel like the coolest
person in New York City!Copy !req
16. Arghhh!Copy !req
17. Ooh!
Ooh, nice pimp walk, pimp.Copy !req
18. Oh, well, thank you,
pimpin' playa.Copy !req
19. Whoa. That is not a pimp walk,
that's a limp walk.Copy !req
20. You sure you should
be here today, Jake?Copy !req
21. You wiped out hard.Copy !req
22. It wasn't so much a
wipe-out as it wasCopy !req
23. a controlled
power-fall, Sarge.Copy !req
24. That's his
disagreement squeak.Copy !req
25. You wiped out.
What did the doctor say?Copy !req
26. "Welcome, we haven't seen
you in 11 years."Copy !req
27. Haven't been to the doctor
in 11 years. How trill is that?Copy !req
28. Your tone's braggy, but your
words are real sad.Copy !req
29. Mmm. Did he clear
you for active duty?Copy !req
30. First of all,
the doctor was a woman.Copy !req
31. There's a such thing as women doctors,
Sarge.Copy !req
32. I lied for effect.
It was a man.Copy !req
33. And he said that I
was perfectly fine.Copy !req
34. Except for three cracked
ribs and a broken toe,Copy !req
35. which were right next
to two other broken toes.Copy !req
36. Did he clear you or not?Copy !req
37. He did not.Copy !req
38. All right, let's get
to work, guys.Copy !req
39. We got a perp
to catch.Copy !req
40. Oh, forget that. Uh-uh. No,
look.Copy !req
41. There's an APB
out for your guy.Copy !req
42. Lots of cops are
looking for him.Copy !req
43. You don't need to be here.Copy !req
44. Sarge, I know this case
better than anyone.Copy !req
45. And I am this close
to solving it.Copy !req
46. Your fingers are
really far apart.Copy !req
47. Yeah, I also have a hairline
fracture in my thumb,Copy !req
48. mankind's least important
finger. Am I right?Copy !req
49. Sarge, please. Please,
please, please, please.Copy !req
50. Just let me stay on the case,
all right?Copy !req
51. I promise I won't
go into the fieldCopy !req
52. or do anything dangerous.Copy !req
53. Fine. You can work
the case from right here.Copy !req
54. But you are tied to your desk.Copy !req
55. Tied to my desk?Copy !req
56. Mr. Grey will see
you now, Sarge.Copy !req
57. You wanted to see me, sir?Copy !req
58. We have a situation.
And it's bad.Copy !req
59. Check your email.Copy !req
60. No.
Yes.Copy !req
61. Kevin insists on
you and MarcusCopy !req
62. joining us for
dinner at our house.Copy !req
63. But we agreed to keep our
personalCopy !req
64. and professional
lives separate.Copy !req
65. It is weird enough I am
dating your nephewCopy !req
66. without dragging your
husband and dog into it.Copy !req
67. Do you think I want this?
Because I do not want this.Copy !req
68. Sadly, Marcus and Kevin
can be held off no longer.Copy !req
69. Okay. So, what's our play here?Copy !req
70. My stomach's a little
off. I could say I'm sick.Copy !req
71. Well, I've used the "sick"
excuse for you eight times.Copy !req
72. I think they're catching on.Copy !req
73. You could say you're sick.
No one would ever believe that.Copy !req
74. No. This is happening. But don't worry,
I have a plan to keep things fromCopy !req
75. getting too personal. I'm
inviting some intimacy buffers.Copy !req
76. Dinner party at your house?
Oh, mama!Copy !req
77. I will be there. All I ask is that you
clear the furniture out of your living roomCopy !req
78. so I can show Kev some of
my new dance opera.Copy !req
79. Why just some of it?
Do the whole thing.Copy !req
80. Yes, nothing would make me
happier. See you Thursday at 8:00.Copy !req
81. Copy that, Cap-I-tan.
Later, skater.Copy !req
82. Yes, this is wonderful.Copy !req
83. The dinner's not for four days
and you're already freaking out.Copy !req
84. Excuse me. Did you not just hear me say,
"Later, skater"?Copy !req
85. All right, fine. There's
a slight chance thatCopy !req
86. in the past, I may have tried a
little too hard around the Captain.Copy !req
87. So this time, I'm gonna
be super chill.Copy !req
88. Good plan. Whoa. It just
says you got uninvited.Copy !req
89. What?
Oh, honey.Copy !req
90. Oh. I get it. You're joking.
See? I'm cool. I get jokes.Copy !req
91. Boyle, have you seen Jake?Copy !req
92. No, I was out getting him some healing
broth. I was torn between chicken or beef,Copy !req
93. but then it hit me. Goat.Copy !req
94. What happened?
I heard a bang.Copy !req
95. No. No bang.
Everything's totally normal.Copy !req
96. Really? It looks to me like you did something
stupid, like trying to lift a heavy box.Copy !req
97. Sarge, come on.
In my condition?Copy !req
98. Suck it, MacGyver.Copy !req
99. Pretty elegant
solution, right?Copy !req
100. No! Everything
fell everywhere.Copy !req
101. All you had to do was sit at
your desk. What is your problem?Copy !req
102. I don't have a problem. I'm
just trying to solve this case,Copy !req
103. and everyone's making a huge deal
because I have a few minor injuriesCopy !req
104. to my ribs, ankle,
hand, toes, and jaw.Copy !req
105. Jaw?
Yeah, that just happened.Copy !req
106. I got hit in the face with a box. But,
look, I'm fine. I promise you.Copy !req
107. No, you're not. I'm done with this,
Peralta. Go home and get better. Now.Copy !req
108. All right, fine. But I'm taking
this box of evidence with me.Copy !req
109. If you can pick it up,
you can take it.Copy !req
110. Deal.Copy !req
111. See? I'm fine.Copy !req
112. Yo, yo, yo. Miss me, miss me,
now you gotta kiss me.Copy !req
113. Talking to you.Copy !req
114. Jake, what are you doing here?
It's only been four days.Copy !req
115. You're supposed to take a full
week off of work.Copy !req
116. Come on, Sarge, does it look
like I'm on the job?Copy !req
117. Okay, then.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
118. Taking your advice to rest and
relax to the next level.Copy !req
119. Swinging by to pick up Charles
and then we're headedCopy !req
120. to sunny, beachy,Copy !req
121. only recently devastated-by-financial-crisis
Atlantic City.Copy !req
122. That's right, suckers. Jake and I
are going on the coolest vacation ever.Copy !req
123. Official trip nickname, ACDC,
Atlantic City Dudes Club.Copy !req
124. Yeah, that's gonna change.
But check it out, Sarge.Copy !req
125. Boyle and I are staying at...
The Ravenna.Copy !req
126. Damn. This place is lux.Copy !req
127. Yeah, I've been trying to get
Jake down there forever.Copy !req
128. Had I known all it would
take was a few broken bones,Copy !req
129. I would have hit him with a baseball
bat years ago.Copy !req
130. Sarge,
it's a spa and a casino. A spa-sino.Copy !req
131. One of the room service
options is a carving station.Copy !req
132. Talkin' prime rib in bed!Copy !req
133. And what's this? I'm
using a blanket as a napkin.Copy !req
134. That's fancy. That's
fancy. Real fancy.Copy !req
135. All right. Well, that sounds good, Jake.
Sounds like you guys are gonna have fun.Copy !req
136. Oh. Oh, we will.
Because we're staying at...Copy !req
137. The Ravenna.Copy !req
138. Jake, this is
not the Ravenna.Copy !req
139. No, it is not. But it is the
world famous Seaf am Motel.Copy !req
140. I think the "o" fell off.
Pretty cool, right?Copy !req
141. The Ravenna had a four-star restaurant. This
place has a weird amount of dead seagulls,Copy !req
142. even for AC.Copy !req
143. All right, fine. It's not a
vacation. It's a stakeout.Copy !req
144. My perp has a brother who
lives in this dump,Copy !req
145. and I think he's hiding
out with him here.Copy !req
146. Seriously? I was looking forward to this
trip. I can't believe you lied to me.Copy !req
147. It wasn't a lie. It was...
an illusion!Copy !req
148. All right, it was a lie. I'm sorry. I
had to make it sound really coolCopy !req
149. so you'd drop everything
and come with me.Copy !req
150. I can't let Olson walk
and I can't catch him alone.Copy !req
151. Plus, this is gonna be super
fun. New trip nickname... ACDC,Copy !req
152. Atlantic City Detectives Club.Copy !req
153. Okay, fine. You know I can't
say no to a good trip nickname.Copy !req
154. There he is! Oh! Arm, rib,
arm, rib, shoulder?Copy !req
155. Marcus, Detective Diaz,
what a surprise.Copy !req
156. I didn't expect you for
another nine and a half minutes.Copy !req
157. See? I told you it was
rude to be early.Copy !req
158. Well, let's cancel the entire
evening and try again next year.Copy !req
159. Baby. She is hilarious. I thought
you might need some help setting up.Copy !req
160. Oh. I'll put these in
some water. Thank you.Copy !req
161. Marcus, you can help with
the boeuf bourguignon.Copy !req
162. I subbed shallots
for onions in the mirepoix.Copy !req
163. No. Are you kidding? I
have no idea what he's talking about.Copy !req
164. I'm sorry. We're screwed. I
should just break up with him.Copy !req
165. No, no, no, no.
Santiago is always on time.Copy !req
166. We only have
to make small talk for...Copy !req
167. Eight minutes
and 45 seconds.Copy !req
168. We better keep it impersonal. Acceptable
topics include what constitutes a grain,Copy !req
169. the Hubble Space Telescope, orchid
varietals, the birth of the transistor...Copy !req
170. We only have to fill
eight minutes.Copy !req
171. Sure, but think about it as 480 seconds,
and you'll see why I'm concerned.Copy !req
172. Oh, my God.Copy !req
173. Uh-oh, Amy. Train's moving real
slow. We're gonna be epically late.Copy !req
174. Keep your reaction short and to
the point. I'm running out of mem.Copy !req
175. Sorry, Gina. I hope we're late.
That's how the fashionable crowd lives.Copy !req
176. I told you. Tonight,
I'm gonna have fun.Copy !req
177. What? I'm being chill.Copy !req
178. Why are you looking
at me like that?Copy !req
179. Because something stinks. And
it's definitely the food you brought.Copy !req
180. I think it smells great. It's my
mom's famous nicoise salad.Copy !req
181. Amy, all your cooking stinks. Why would
you even get involved with tuna and egg?Copy !req
182. No one else seems to mind it.Copy !req
183. We mind. We really,
really mind. Just throw it out.Copy !req
184. I will not throw it out. But I will open
a window. Because I'm a nice person.Copy !req
185. And I'm an even nicer person.
Bye-bye, salad!Copy !req
186. No!Copy !req
187. Yo. Still no movement.
How was the snack machine?Copy !req
188. Ah. Snacks abound.Copy !req
189. Told you this place was awesome.
My theory is that Olson and his brotherCopy !req
190. have been using it as a home base while
they rob places up and down the coast.Copy !req
191. Fascinating, fascinating. Do
you desire a crispened potato?Copy !req
192. Ah, don't mind if I doobie. Wait
a minute. Crispened potato?Copy !req
193. Why are you fancy-talking?Copy !req
194. How dare you, sir?
I speak the common tongue.Copy !req
195. There it is again. You only do that
when you're lying or hiding something.Copy !req
196. Hiding? Ha! Pish-posh.Copy !req
197. Housekeeping!Copy !req
198. That's not housekeeping, that's betrayal
! I can't believe you called the Sarge.Copy !req
199. Hey, Sarge. Don't "Hey,
Sarge" me, Peralta.Copy !req
200. I'm about to break the rest
of your damn body.Copy !req
201. Okay, fine.
I accept my fate.Copy !req
202. Just take a picture of my penis first
for posterity, and then do what you must.Copy !req
203. Amy says that we should start dinner without
her. And then, she writes "whatevs," colon,Copy !req
204. hyphen, closed parentheses.Copy !req
205. Great. It's much nicer just the
four of us. We can really get into it.Copy !req
206. Yeah, let's do just that. Uh... So,
Marcus, what, uh, orchids can you name?Copy !req
207. Oh, that's easy. None.Copy !req
208. Ah, well, here are the orchids that I can
name. Beclardia, Beloglottis, Benthamia,Copy !req
209. Diphylax, Dipodium,
Evotella...Copy !req
210. Raymond, you know how much I
love hearing you talk about orchids.Copy !req
211. Great. Then
there's Eriaxis...Copy !req
212. But I would love to hear
more about our guest.Copy !req
213. Rosa, tell us
about your family.Copy !req
214. I have one.Copy !req
215. You've got to give him more
deets than that.Copy !req
216. Her father's a teacher.
They're from Bensonhurst.Copy !req
217. Speaking of which, have they finished
repairing the Hubble Space Telescope?Copy !req
218. Yes, six years ago.
So, do you have siblings?Copy !req
219. I have...Copy !req
220. Two sisters.Copy !req
221. I have to leave this.Copy !req
222. Whoo. Great idea, take a
breather. That was way too personal.Copy !req
223. No one needs to know you have sisters.
New topic. The moons of Jupiter.Copy !req
224. I think I might be pregnant.Copy !req
225. Oh.Copy !req
226. Oh!Copy !req
227. Oh... No.Copy !req
228. I came down here to stop you from doing
something stupid. I called the ACPD and toldCopy !req
229. them we had a possible perp at this
motel. They're sending a squad car.Copy !req
230. Wow, Boyle. The fact that you
would sell me out afterCopy !req
231. I brought you to Atlantic City on a
half-expenses-paid best friends trip.Copy !req
232. I know, I'm sorry, it's just... I
was worried about you getting hurt.Copy !req
233. No, Charles, don't apologize!
We're mad at him!Copy !req
234. I had to miss family dinner
to drive my ass out here.Copy !req
235. Well, no one asked
you to do that.Copy !req
236. Actually,
I did. Remember? I betrayed you.Copy !req
237. Charles. What are you doing,
bud? I just dug you out of this.Copy !req
238. Peralta, we're going home as
soon as that squad car gets here.Copy !req
239. Until then, you sit tight.Copy !req
240. You're on time-out.
That's your time-out chair.Copy !req
241. Fine. But first, I have
to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
242. And it will be work
due to my injured tailboneCopy !req
243. and bruised bladder.Copy !req
244. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
245. What the hell? Please be Olson.
Please be Olson. Please be Olson.Copy !req
246. You're not Olson.Copy !req
247. Oh, no.Copy !req
248. Uh-oh.Copy !req
249. This stinks!Copy !req
250. I should be at home taking care of my real
babies, not some big, dumb, work baby.Copy !req
251. I know you're upset, Sarge, but I think the
fact that you came all the way down here hasCopy !req
252. really taught Jake a lesson.Copy !req
253. Help!Copy !req
254. And I'm wrong.
He's done something dumb.Copy !req
255. Help! Help!
Cover yourself, Jake!Copy !req
256. It's your friend,
Charles Boyle, from work!Copy !req
257. Hey, guys.Copy !req
258. What the hell are you doing
out there, Peralta?Copy !req
259. Would you believe that my urine
stream was so powerful that it shot...Copy !req
260. Nope.
Okay.Copy !req
261. I thought I saw our perp. And I
know I'm not supposed to be working,Copy !req
262. but technically, I wasn't working,
because it wasn't our guy.Copy !req
263. Get out of the bathroom! We're gonna go sit
on those gross beds and talk about the factCopy !req
264. that you have
a real problem!Copy !req
265. Okay. I get that you're mad,
and we are definitely gonna talk.Copy !req
266. But I still haven't technically gotten
to go pee, so if you wouldn't mind...Copy !req
267. I don't care. You have lost the right
to pee. You can fidget, little man.Copy !req
268. Well... It's gonna be on you
when we're all covered in my whizz.Copy !req
269. Get your ass out there.Copy !req
270. Are your bosoms tender?Copy !req
271. I'm gonna pretend that you
didn't just ask me that.Copy !req
272. Are your senses
heightened?Copy !req
273. I think I might be pregnant,
not bitten by a radioactive spider.Copy !req
274. Kevin asked me about my sister.
She just told me she's pregnant.Copy !req
275. And that made me think.Copy !req
276. I've been feeling rundown lately,
my stomach's been weird,Copy !req
277. and I just did the math in my
head and I think I'm a little bit late.Copy !req
278. Late to, uh... Oh,
right. Right. Your, um...Copy !req
279. What if I'm pregnant? Do I tell
Marcus? What do I do with a baby?Copy !req
280. How do you take care of those
things? Why are their heads so soft?Copy !req
281. Before you spiral any more,
you should take a pregnancy test.Copy !req
282. Yes, smart. Immediately.Copy !req
283. Oh, immediately,
immediately.Copy !req
284. Uh, very well. I'll figure out a way to get
you out of here without arousing suspicion.Copy !req
285. Now I'm regretting blowing
through my orchid material so quickly.Copy !req
286. Jake, you put work ahead of
everything else and it's not healthy.Copy !req
287. Remember Cagney and
Lacey's third birthday party?Copy !req
288. I hired you as Jakels
the Clown? How'd that go?Copy !req
289. And Jeremy
the Giraffe has a very long neck.Copy !req
290. That's it! The hooker
was strangled!Copy !req
291. You were thinking that
at a kid's party.Copy !req
292. Life is more than just whatever
case you're working on.Copy !req
293. If you don't figure out
how to balance things,Copy !req
294. you're gonna burn out or get hurt. Oh,
look, you did get hurt.Copy !req
295. Okay. Fine. You guys make
some great points. But counter-point,Copy !req
296. I am right all the time.
There's our perp.Copy !req
297. All right. Let's go!Copy !req
298. Jake! Observe him
from a safe distanceCopy !req
299. while we wait for the
Atlantic City PD to show up.Copy !req
300. My exact instinct as well,
Sarge. Good thinking.Copy !req
301. Oh, no. Are you certain we
have to cut the party short?Copy !req
302. Uh, yes, unfortunately,
Detective Diaz has anCopy !req
303. unexpected emergency
to take care of.Copy !req
304. All right. Do you need
to go as well?Copy !req
305. No, it's not quite
Captain-worthy.Copy !req
306. But still advanced enough
that Detective Diaz'sCopy !req
307. talents are best qualified
to handle the, um...Copy !req
308. Non-emergency
emergency.Copy !req
309. Yes. Precisely. See?
She's great.Copy !req
310. I should go do that. Now. Yes.Copy !req
311. Hey,
what's up? Hi. Hi. Sorry we're so late.Copy !req
312. Actually,
the party is over. What?Copy !req
313. The party is over!
Oh, I see.Copy !req
314. You heard me, you were just taken
by surprise. Very well. Um, goodnight.Copy !req
315. But...
Oh...Copy !req
316. All I wanted to do was impress
Captain Holt, and you know what?Copy !req
317. It didn't matter. It didn't
matter that we were late.Copy !req
318. It didn't matter
that I was chill.Copy !req
319. And it didn't matter that
the rats ate my salad.Copy !req
320. Oh, no. I definitely saw
them running away from it.Copy !req
321. You know what, my friend?
It's time to be chill for real.Copy !req
322. Mmm. Yes, Gaga!
Yes, that's the spirit!Copy !req
323. We should go.
Yep.Copy !req
324. Damn ACPD. They should
be here by now.Copy !req
325. He's looking at us. Pretend to
use the ice machine, Boyle.Copy !req
326. Gladly. Why is it so
fun to get hotel ice?Copy !req
327. It feels wasteful, but also like,
I bought this room, I deserve this ice.Copy !req
328. Shh. He's on the move.Copy !req
329. Okay, I'll follow
until the ACPD get here.Copy !req
330. Damn it! Stay put, Peralta!Copy !req
331. I will! Don't worry! I'm just
gonna let Sarge follow him.Copy !req
332. I'm gonna stay here. I can't do it.
I'm gonna cut him off in the alley.Copy !req
333. Ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
334. Ha! Short cut.
You just got "Jaked."Copy !req
335. Oh! Oh, Jake! Oh...Copy !req
336. Jake! You okay?Copy !req
337. No, Sarge.
I got hit by a car.Copy !req
338. Are you happy now? Broken ribs and a
million broken toes weren't enough for you?Copy !req
339. In retrospect, they were
plenty. Yes.Copy !req
340. The worst part is,
Olson got away.Copy !req
341. That's the worst part?
You could have died, man.Copy !req
342. I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor
said all my bleeding was internal.Copy !req
343. That's where the blood's
supposed to be.Copy !req
344. Look, I know you're angry because
I disrespected you as a boss.Copy !req
345. No! I'm upset my friend doesn't want my
help because he insists on being an idiot.Copy !req
346. You know what? You're a lost cause. I'm
done trying to help you. Terry's leaving.Copy !req
347. Wait.Copy !req
348. My second year on the force,
I was working a drug case.Copy !req
349. Tracking this drug dealer
for months.Copy !req
350. And then, suddenly, he disappeared
right before Memorial Day.Copy !req
351. Which I was supposed to take off
for a guys' weekend with some friends.Copy !req
352. But how? We didn't
know each other yet.Copy !req
353. Oh, other friends.Copy !req
354. While I was gone, the dude
resurfaced and got intoCopy !req
355. a shootout with another drug
dealer. Two civilians got shot.Copy !req
356. Meanwhile, I was sipping
piña coladas in Philly.Copy !req
357. From that day on, I vowed to
never take time off during a case.Copy !req
358. Also, I don't
love Philly.Copy !req
359. Jake, I get it.
Philly sucks.Copy !req
360. Yeah. But why didn't
you ever tell us?Copy !req
361. I was embarrassed about the choice I
made. People got hurt because of me.Copy !req
362. Perps get away. People
get hurt. That's part of the job.Copy !req
363. But if you don't give yourself a break,
you'll be no use to anyone.Copy !req
364. Because you'll be dead.Copy !req
365. Real talk alert.Copy !req
366. Okay.Copy !req
367. I get it. I'd give you a hug, but right
now, my body has the structural integrityCopy !req
368. of a chocolate soufflé.
Ooh.Copy !req
369. I am so hungover. Did we
steal these sunglasses last night?Copy !req
370. No, you paid the bodega guy
$200 for them. And his shirt.Copy !req
371. Ugh. That explains why I have a
Scarf ace hoodie on my couch.Copy !req
372. Eh, worth it. It was
a pretty fun night.Copy !req
373. Hey. I just wanted to say I'm sorry
for canceling the party so abruptly.Copy !req
374. There was
a non-emergency emergency.Copy !req
375. Your loss. Amy made a salad and a cake,
and they were... Amazing.Copy !req
376. Well, let's put a make-up
dinner in the calendar.Copy !req
377. Or we could just go with the flow.
See what happens. I don't give a what.Copy !req
378. Too much.Copy !req
379. I mean, that would be great.
Thank you, sir.Copy !req
380. Captain.
Detective Diaz.Copy !req
381. I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
382. I see. I just wanted
to say thank you.Copy !req
383. Talking to you
was really helpful.Copy !req
384. Maybe mixing our personal and professional
lives isn't as disgusting as it sounds.Copy !req
385. Yes, I agree. And...Copy !req
386. I'm glad I could help.Copy !req
387. Now, let's never talk about...Copy !req
388. Stop pointing at it.
Yes, of course.Copy !req
389. Um...Copy !req
390. Dismissed?Copy !req
391. Yo. Welcome back,
Peralta. You look rested.Copy !req
392. Thank you, I am. I caught up on a lot
of very important daytime television,Copy !req
393. I tried grapefruit juice
for the first time, terrible,Copy !req
394. and one day, I even bought
the newspaper.Copy !req
395. It was raining,
and I needed a cheap umbrella.Copy !req
396. Impressive. And how's your
broken everything?Copy !req
397. Doctor gave me the all-clear
to come back to work.Copy !req
398. And I'm allowed to have light, non-strenuous
sex, provided I stretch before and after.Copy !req
399. Nice.Copy !req
400. Well, it's, uh, great
to have you back.Copy !req
401. Your perp got picked up
by some uniforms in the 78.Copy !req
402. But I have a couple other
B&E's you could jump on.Copy !req
403. Oh. Actually, Sarge,
I'm not back-back just yet.Copy !req
404. I decided to take two
more vacation days.Copy !req
405. A friend of mine said I neededCopy !req
406. to experience life
outside of work.Copy !req
407. Smart friend.Copy !req
408. Anyways, I figure I owe Boyle
a legit trip to AC. So...Copy !req
409. That's right, y'all.Copy !req
410. It's time for
ACDC part 2,Copy !req
411. Atlantic City
Destruction Crew.Copy !req
412. Yeah, actually not bad.Copy !req
413. Because we are going to
destroy eight differentCopy !req
414. taffy crawls and one "Ghosts
of the Boardwalk" bus tour.Copy !req
415. Not where I saw that going,
but I'm still excited.Copy !req
416. Ha-ho!Copy !req
417. This is gonna
be epic, bro.Copy !req
418. Quick, Sarge, punch me in the
ribs as hard as you can.Copy !req