1. Gregor Minsk, the counterfeiter
I've been chasing for two years,Copy !req
2. has finally resurfaced.Copy !req
3. And he's just as evil as ever.Copy !req
4. Right. You hate him because he
has a typo on his counterfeit bills.Copy !req
5. No, because he passed four million
dollars in fraudulent bills, Jake.Copy !req
6. But also, two "r's"
in "pluribus"?Copy !req
7. I mean, did none of those
cashiers take Latin?Copy !req
8. Okay, let's give Amy a round of
applause for whatever that was.Copy !req
9. Police briefing.
Still in progress.Copy !req
10. And you did great. But
let's get serious, people.Copy !req
11. Tomorrow is the wedding.Copy !req
12. My mom is marrying, shudder,Copy !req
13. Charles's dad, toilet emoji.Copy !req
14. We are gonna be
brother and sister.Copy !req
15. To think this started with us just going
to town on each other's sexy parts.Copy !req
16. Ew!Copy !req
17. Charles, promise me
that is not in your toast.Copy !req
18. It's not.Copy !req
19. Come on, man.Copy !req
20. Look, I need everything
to be perfect.Copy !req
21. Status update.
Rosa, how are the flowers?Copy !req
22. I don't know.Copy !req
23. Yellow.Copy !req
24. Terr-bear?
I had my tuxedo alteredCopy !req
25. to make it tighter,
like you wanted.Copy !req
26. Delicious. Jake, have you
checked in with the jeweler?Copy !req
27. Yes, they said the ring will be
ready at 2:00 on the wedding day.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna pick it up
on my way to the ceremony.Copy !req
29. This is very important, Jake.Copy !req
30. Are you sure you
can handle it?Copy !req
31. Uh, well, let's see. Easy,
last minute, and crucial as hell.Copy !req
32. Meets all the
Peralta criteria.Copy !req
33. Good. These tasks are top
priority around here, people.Copy !req
34. I don't care how many
criminals go free.Copy !req
35. All right?
Dismissed.Copy !req
36. Uh, I'm not done
with my briefing yet.Copy !req
37. I said dismissed!Copy !req
38. Guys, guess who
I'm about to see.Copy !req
39. The Bubs?Copy !req
40. Michael Bublé?Copy !req
41. Okay, you're the only oneCopy !req
42. who calls him that. And no.Copy !req
43. Jenny Gildenhorn.Copy !req
44. The girl who dumped you
at your Bar Mitzvah? Yes.Copy !req
45. I can still see her slow
dancing with Eddie Fung.Copy !req
46. I'm all out of loveCopy !req
47. I'm so lost without youCopy !req
48. I'll never forgive that bitch
for what she did to you.Copy !req
49. Well, you better forgive her,Copy !req
50. because she's about to become
my girlfriend.Copy !req
51. Turns out Gina's momCopy !req
52. is friends with Jenny
Gildenhorn's mom,Copy !req
53. and Jenny is gonna be
at the wedding.Copy !req
54. That's right. I'm finally
going to getCopy !req
55. the slow dance that
Fung denied me.Copy !req
56. Is she even single?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
57. For the first time
since we were 13.Copy !req
58. Eddie Fung was replaced
by Colin Brandow,Copy !req
59. then Ethan Stokes,Copy !req
60. then Tanya Astor. Don't
tell her mother.Copy !req
61. Then, she met her
husband, Matt Hench,Copy !req
62. who she divorced
three months ago.Copy !req
63. Probably 'cause he's
a major loser.Copy !req
64. I mean, Assistant
US Attorney?Copy !req
65. Get a real job.Copy !req
66. You really kept tabs on her,
huh? It's most of what I do here.Copy !req
67. Eh, eh, eh, eh.Copy !req
68. What's happening? Is Charles
having a stroke?Copy !req
69. No, he's warning me you're here,
so I won't talk about other girls.Copy !req
70. I just thought it might
be weird for you,Copy !req
71. because of your history.Copy !req
72. It's not weird at all.Copy !req
73. Yeah. I told Amy I liked her,Copy !req
74. she told me she was
deeply in love with me,Copy !req
75. and it's all in the past.Copy !req
76. I did not say "love"
or "deeply."Copy !req
77. It's in the past, Amy.
Move on!Copy !req
78. Rosa, I had a question about Marcus and
the wedding. I'm not bringing Marcus.Copy !req
79. You guys broke up, huh? Oh.
Just hit it and quit it.Copy !req
80. We are so similar.Copy !req
81. We did not break up. I'm just not
totally sold on the relationship yetCopy !req
82. and I don't want to bring him
to some stupid weddingCopy !req
83. where he might get all romantic and say,
"I love you."Copy !req
84. I mean, what am
I supposed to do then?Copy !req
85. Say "I love you" back?Copy !req
86. I've only said "I love you"
to three people.Copy !req
87. My mom, my dad, and my dying
grandpa. And one of those, I regret.Copy !req
88. Which one?
Grandpa.Copy !req
89. He beat cancer, so
now I look like an idiot.Copy !req
90. Oh, man.Copy !req
91. Would either of you like a starring
role in the wedding of the century?Copy !req
92. I already told you,
I'm not go-go dancing.Copy !req
93. Well someone's getting
in that cage.Copy !req
94. But more importantly,
my mom's priest dropped out,Copy !req
95. so I need one of you
two to step up.Copy !req
96. Who would be better equippedCopy !req
97. to deliver a heartfelt,
emotional speech about love?Copy !req
98. I have to imagine it's not me.Copy !req
99. I could do it.
I'm already ordained.Copy !req
100. Mario, Karen, yesterday
was chest and shoulders.Copy !req
101. Today and for the
rest of your life,Copy !req
102. it's heart and soul.Copy !req
103. Smart. You tailored the ceremony
to the bride and groom's interests.Copy !req
104. Yeah, yeah, that's
totally what I was doing.Copy !req
105. I mean, working out is not the only
thing I feel comfortable talking about.Copy !req
106. Uh, what would you say is your
mom's favorite move at the gym?Copy !req
107. My mom likes champagne,
baked ziti, the Bahamas.Copy !req
108. Charles's dad probably
lives under a bridge andCopy !req
109. uses a puddle as a mirror.Copy !req
110. I don't know.
You figure it out.Copy !req
111. Okay. I got the ring.
Let's go.Copy !req
112. Okay. Thanks.
Try to stay off heroin.Copy !req
113. Your mom?
No, that was my informant.Copy !req
114. She spotted my counterfeiter
four blocks from here.Copy !req
115. We have to go check it out.Copy !req
116. Oh, but I wanted to get to the
wedding early and reserve a seatCopy !req
117. so Jenny can sit
on my right side.Copy !req
118. I've been practicing my crying, and
it turns out this is my juicier duct.Copy !req
119. Please. I've been chasing this guy for
two years. What if it was your collar?Copy !req
120. I would've caught him nine months ago
in a shootout on top of a Ferris wheel.Copy !req
121. Minsk is my nemesis.Copy !req
122. He's my Eddie Fung.Copy !req
123. Fung.Copy !req
124. All right.
That, I understand.Copy !req
125. We'll check out your lead,
then we'll go to the wedding.Copy !req
126. Let's go find Eddie Fung.Copy !req
127. Minsk.
Right, Minsk.Copy !req
128. Fung.Copy !req
129. Regina,
everything is so beautiful.Copy !req
130. Well, as long as
you're happy, I'm happy.Copy !req
131. Rosa, ah, there you are.Copy !req
132. Can you help my dad
with his cuff links? Sure.Copy !req
133. I would do it,
but it's bad luckCopy !req
134. for a boy to see his father
on his wedding day.Copy !req
135. Oh, well, in that case, no.Copy !req
136. Rosa, please. It's a slippery
slope from un-cuffed sleevesCopy !req
137. to Lynn just wearing an old
turtleneck down the aisle.Copy !req
138. Actually, my dad can
really rock a turtleneck.Copy !req
139. Gives him a sexy
Elliott Gould vibe.Copy !req
140. Charles, shut up. Rosa,
go find Lynn Boyle and cuff his ass.Copy !req
141. There you go.
Thank you.Copy !req
142. You nervous?
Oh, not at all.Copy !req
143. I love Darlene Linetti
with all my parts.Copy !req
144. Wow. I can't ever imagine being with
someone and not having any doubts.Copy !req
145. Well, I have little doubts.
Tiny little doubts.Copy !req
146. Do you think that's a problem?Copy !req
147. I mean, not if you're sure
she's the one.Copy !req
148. Yes, of course.Copy !req
149. But I was sure about my five other
weddings, too.Copy !req
150. No, please. Don't tell Charles.
He only knows about three.Copy !req
151. Back-to-back
"Catfish" situations.Copy !req
152. Same kid both times, actually.Copy !req
153. That's okay. It just took
you a while to get it right.Copy !req
154. Yeah. Or maybe I'm
just doing the same thingCopy !req
155. over and over again.Copy !req
156. Lynn Boyle rushes
headlong into another mistake.Copy !req
157. It's like that time I tried water
aerobics and I broke my neck.Copy !req
158. This is a disaster.Copy !req
159. All right. I'm gonna
go get Charles.Copy !req
160. I wonder what Jenny Gildenhorn
will be wearing tonight.Copy !req
161. Do you think she'll be in her
high school field hockey uniform?Copy !req
162. That'd be crazy, right?Copy !req
163. Yes, it'd be crazy if that's
what she wears to a wedding.Copy !req
164. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
165. Well, I hate to say it,
but there's no sign of Minsk.Copy !req
166. We should really get going.
Jenny awaits.Copy !req
167. Oh, my God, look!Copy !req
168. Fung!Copy !req
169. Minsk. Right,
Minsk. I know it's Minsk.Copy !req
170. Let's go!Copy !req
171. Clear. He's got to be
in here somewhere.Copy !req
172. Clear.Copy !req
173. I love this. Tux on, gun out.Copy !req
174. I feel like James Bond.Copy !req
175. And you are my mysterious femme
fatale that I've been partnered with.Copy !req
176. Maxi Pads.Copy !req
177. Maxi Pads?
I don't know.Copy !req
178. I didn't want to make the
name too sexual and I panicked.Copy !req
179. Clear!Copy !req
180. If we catch this guy in
the next 15 minutes,Copy !req
181. we can still make the wedding.Copy !req
182. So, what's your opening line
gonna be with Jenny Gildenhorn?Copy !req
183. I was thinking I'd go
with "Jamie Gordenhorn?"Copy !req
184. You know, make it seem
like I haven't beenCopy !req
185. staring at her on the Internet
for the past 20 years.Copy !req
186. Or you could call her by her
real name. Girls like that.Copy !req
187. I don't know. I think
girls like being deceived.Copy !req
188. No? Okay.Copy !req
189. Clear.Copy !req
190. So, you're really okay with me
and Jenny Gildenhorn, huh?Copy !req
191. Totally. Stuff with us is in
the past. We talked about that.Copy !req
192. I know, but that was before
you saw me in this dope-ass tux.Copy !req
193. I mean, you must be
freaking out.Copy !req
194. Oh, I am. I'm really
into rented clothes.Copy !req
195. I love how many butts
have been in them.Copy !req
196. I know you're making fun of me, but that
sexy voice is kinda getting me going.Copy !req
197. But more importantly,
this is a fancy outfit. All right?Copy !req
198. I sprang for the three-button
jacket. It was $8 extra.Copy !req
199. He's heading for the alley!Copy !req
200. Hey.Copy !req
201. Dad, it's your son under here.Copy !req
202. Charles Boyle.Copy !req
203. Rosa said you had
a personal question.Copy !req
204. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just
second-guessing every decision I ever made.Copy !req
205. Oh, my God. Why did I
buy a cube-shaped car?Copy !req
206. Because you love it.Copy !req
207. Dad, listen. Let's just sit
down and... Oh!Copy !req
208. Screw a 2,000-year-old
tradition.Copy !req
209. I'm taking the bag off.Copy !req
210. Okay, Dad, listen.Copy !req
211. Everyone gets nervous.
Everyone gets cold feet.Copy !req
212. Uh-huh. I was nervous
before I married Eleanor.Copy !req
213. She ended up cheating on you with
the guy from the mattress commercial.Copy !req
214. Sleepy Stu?
Don't bring up Sleepy Stu.Copy !req
215. Rosa thinks I should
call off the wedding.Copy !req
216. That is not what I said. This
is why I don't talk to people.Copy !req
217. I just asked him if
he was feeling nervous.Copy !req
218. Rosa. You know how
suggestible Boyle men are.Copy !req
219. I saw one Samuel L. Jackson movie,
and I wore a Kangol hat for three years!Copy !req
220. Uh, there has been a mix-upCopy !req
221. and the caterer has
cooked one of the doves.Copy !req
222. So, I need some good news.Copy !req
223. How is that speech going?Copy !req
224. Do you want hear it?
Yes.Copy !req
225. "Darlene and Lynn, I want you to
remember the words of Luther Vandross.Copy !req
226. "A thousand kisses
from you..."Copy !req
227. "A thousand
kisses from you..."Copy !req
228. "... is never too much."Copy !req
229. Every time he reads it,
he breaks down.Copy !req
230. I thought you
had done this before.Copy !req
231. Yeah, but that was just
workout metaphors.Copy !req
232. You told me to "get gorgeous" with it,
and it took me to some very real places.Copy !req
233. Terry, I'm sorry,
but you're fired.Copy !req
234. Captain, the speech is yours.Copy !req
235. It needs to be
emotional and poetic.Copy !req
236. Can you do it?Copy !req
237. Well, my first captain used
to call me Emily Dickinson.Copy !req
238. Great.Copy !req
239. Of course, he meant it as
an insult about my sexuality.Copy !req
240. But don't worry.Copy !req
241. I am good at emotion.Copy !req
242. NYPD!
We know you're here, Minsk!Copy !req
243. Freeze!Copy !req
244. Hey!Copy !req
245. Gregor Minsk,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
246. Aw!Copy !req
247. I can't let Jenny see me like
this. I ripped my cummerbund.Copy !req
248. It's okay, I have an extra
one. You can borrow it.Copy !req
249. From my high school
jazz band uniform.Copy !req
250. I'm only gonna tell you this because
you were a great partner today.Copy !req
251. I played French horn.Copy !req
252. I still do.
Oh, whaaaaat!Copy !req
253. The guests are all here
and nothing is ready.Copy !req
254. We don't have a ring, the cake
says, "Darlene and Lunn,"Copy !req
255. and the smoke machine
is not working.Copy !req
256. I could crouch by
the altar and vape.Copy !req
257. You are a stone-cold atrocity.Copy !req
258. Okay, we just need to make
sure nothing else goes wrong.Copy !req
259. Charles?
Hmm?Copy !req
260. Where is your dad?
Where is Lunn?Copy !req
261. Um, he's still having a little
trouble with his cuff links.Copy !req
262. You know us Boyle men
and our clumsy ham hands.Copy !req
263. Please say you're not gonna
reference your ham hands in your toast.Copy !req
264. Well, you made me take out
the brother-sister sex stuff,Copy !req
265. so there was this big
hole on page 18. Page 18?Copy !req
266. Made it. Made it in time.
Oh!Copy !req
267. Amy, your dress is filthy.Copy !req
268. Luckily, I brought you
a spare outfit.Copy !req
269. Huh? I knew I was going
to hate whatever you chose.Copy !req
270. Oh, my God. It's Jenny.
She's here.Copy !req
271. Okay. How do I look?Copy !req
272. You look great.
Go get her, Bond.Copy !req
273. Thanks, Maxi Pads.Copy !req
274. Jenny Gildenhorn? I
didn't know you were coming to this.Copy !req
275. Jake Peralta?
Yeah.Copy !req
276. Oh, my God, how are you?Copy !req
277. I'm good. I'm good. Wow.Copy !req
278. Uh, sorry I'm
a little bit ruffled.Copy !req
279. I arrested a very dangerous
counterfeiter on my way here.Copy !req
280. Ah, look at that. One of my
three jacket buttons is unbuttoned.Copy !req
281. Must have happened during the
fight. That's embarrassing.Copy !req
282. Hey, I don't know anyone here.
Do you want to sit together?Copy !req
283. Uh, yes, I would.
After you.Copy !req
284. Uh, Jake, wait.Copy !req
285. What are you doing?
Give me the ring.Copy !req
286. You sound like Gollum.Copy !req
287. That means nothing to me. I don't
see those movies. I'm too pretty.Copy !req
288. Okay, well, not to worry.Copy !req
289. I've got the ring right here.Copy !req
290. Nope, those are my mints.
I eat mints, no big deal.Copy !req
291. Um... Uh-huh.Copy !req
292. I lost the ring.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!Copy !req
293. I must have dropped the ring somewhere
around here during the take-down.Copy !req
294. I'm so stupid. No,
it's my fault. I made us go after Minsk.Copy !req
295. Please don't climb in here. I don't
want you smelling like garbageCopy !req
296. for your slow dance
with Jenny Gildenhorn.Copy !req
297. Oh, don't worry. The only
thing I'm gonna smell likeCopy !req
298. is the Jason Priestley cologne
I wore in middle school.Copy !req
299. It's just called "Brandon"
and it is overpowering.Copy !req
300. Jake! Look!Copy !req
301. Oh, my God, you found it!Copy !req
302. And you're on one knee.
Are you proposing?Copy !req
303. Yes. Will you, Jacob Peralta,
accept this ringCopy !req
304. and bring it with me to our
weird friends' parents' wedding?Copy !req
305. Yes. A thousand times, yes.Copy !req
306. Tight.
Yeah, it's so tight, dawg.Copy !req
307. Yeah, no, I mean the ring
is actually tight.Copy !req
308. Amy, it's stuck.
The ring is stuck.Copy !req
309. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me try.Copy !req
310. We have to get this off.
Jenny's gonna think I'm married.Copy !req
311. Also, it'll ruin Lynn
and Darlene's wedding.Copy !req
312. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just us here.Copy !req
313. You don't have to pretend
like you care about them.Copy !req
314. Okay,
Jake has the ring.Copy !req
315. I found an extra place setting
for your psychic.Copy !req
316. Strange. She said you wouldn't
be able to. Because she's a fraud.Copy !req
317. You need to start seeing
my psychic.Copy !req
318. Best of all, I fixed this.Copy !req
319. It's working.
How did you do that?Copy !req
320. I grew up with a smoke machine
in the apartment, Charles.Copy !req
321. I liked to enter the kitchen
in the morning with vivacity.Copy !req
322. Regina, you're amazing.
Everything is just perfect.Copy !req
323. Thank you for making this
the third best day of my life.Copy !req
324. Third?
The first was having you.Copy !req
325. Second was sleeping with a
roadie from the Steve Miller Band.Copy !req
326. I love you, Mom.
I love you.Copy !req
327. I'm gonna grab some of those
if you're throwing them out.Copy !req
328. Muah!Copy !req
329. Bye, Mom.
You did so great.Copy !req
330. I, however, hit a small snag.Copy !req
331. No! Do
not take off that tux, Lynn!Copy !req
332. What are you doing?
We had a deal.Copy !req
333. I said if you hurt my mother,
I will cut off your son's testicles.Copy !req
334. You're right. Cut 'em off.
No!Copy !req
335. Okay. As much as I
would love to do that,Copy !req
336. I would like my mom
to be happy.Copy !req
337. So,
can you please have a seat? Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
338. And just explain to me
what is going on?Copy !req
339. I'm worried I'm just
rushing into this.Copy !req
340. I barely know your mom.Copy !req
341. I don't even know her
favorite kind of soup.Copy !req
342. Is it tomato?
Nobody likes soup, Lynn.Copy !req
343. You're a family of soup
haters. What have I done?Copy !req
344. Look. Do you know
why my mom loves you?Copy !req
345. Because you take big risks.Copy !req
346. Like how you got her that
dog on your second date.Copy !req
347. Those kind of things just blow
up in my face half the time.Copy !req
348. I mean, the dog
worked out great, but...Copy !req
349. The dog was a disaster.
She hates it.Copy !req
350. But she loved that you
took that shot.Copy !req
351. Do you know who never, ever
rushes into anything?Copy !req
352. Cowards.Copy !req
353. That's exactly right, Rosa.Copy !req
354. Cowards.Copy !req
355. And you're a weirdo.Copy !req
356. I'd call you a hobbit.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
357. A human pile of mashed
potatoes. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
358. But you are no coward,
Lynn Boyle.Copy !req
359. Lynn Linetti.
I'm taking your mother's name.Copy !req
360. Oh, you're making this hard.Copy !req
361. My mom loves you.
You love her.Copy !req
362. Now, follow your big,
weird heart.Copy !req
363. Oh, you're right.Copy !req
364. It's time for a wedding!Copy !req
365. Pants, Dad! Pants!Copy !req
366. A wedding with pants.
Yeah.Copy !req
367. The wedding's starting soon.
How're things going?Copy !req
368. I was just ordained at
www. internetministry 4cheap.com,Copy !req
369. but I'm having some trouble
with my speech.Copy !req
370. All I've got so far is a poem.Copy !req
371. Ooh, a poem. Sounds romantic.Copy !req
372. Marriage is a contract between
two adults of different families.Copy !req
373. It's a haiku. And a fact.Copy !req
374. It works on two levels.Copy !req
375. Well, it feels
a little impersonal.Copy !req
376. What did the officiant
say when you got married?Copy !req
377. Not much. When gay
marriage was legalized,Copy !req
378. we weren't sure if or when it
was gonna be struck down.Copy !req
379. So, speed was of the essence.Copy !req
380. Do you, Kevin...
Yes.Copy !req
381. And do you...
Yes, yes, we do.Copy !req
382. We're married.Copy !req
383. I remarked afterwardsCopy !req
384. that I wished the o-fficiant
had been more e-fficient.Copy !req
385. It was very funny.
Kevin still talks about it.Copy !req
386. A-ha, maybe I should
open with that zinger.Copy !req
387. It is amazingly funny.Copy !req
388. I'm just not sure this is
the right crowd for it.Copy !req
389. No zinger? No haiku?
Then I have nothing.Copy !req
390. Maybe I should wing it.Copy !req
391. Love, it sustains you.Copy !req
392. It's like... oatmeal.Copy !req
393. Okay. Okay.
Not bad for winging it.Copy !req
394. I lied. It took me two
hours to write that.Copy !req
395. How do I look?
Oh, you look incredible!Copy !req
396. Up high.
Down low.Copy !req
397. Butts, butts, butts.Copy !req
398. You're the worst family
in history.Copy !req
399. But at least you're ready.
Scully has run out of songs.Copy !req
400. Right now, he's singing...Copy !req
401. Don't, don't, don't, don'tCopy !req
402. Don't you forget about meCopy !req
403. Best rock and roll song
ever written.Copy !req
404. Tied with Kokomo.Copy !req
405. Hey. So, we have good news
and we have great news.Copy !req
406. The good news is
we found the ring.Copy !req
407. The great news is
we'll never lose it again.Copy !req
408. What are you trying to say?Copy !req
409. The ring is stuck on his finger. I
told him not to be cute about it.Copy !req
410. I'm cute about everything.Copy !req
411. Okay. Okay.
What do we do?Copy !req
412. I could pull the ring off,
but it might hurt your little fingers.Copy !req
413. That's fine. I just won't look so I
don't know when you're gonna do it.Copy !req
414. Jenny, no!Copy !req
415. Okay, this is your last chance
to carry me bodyguard-style. So...Copy !req
416. Absolutely not.Copy !req
417. Twenty years later
and I've been Funged again.Copy !req
418. She Funged me.Copy !req
419. She doesn't seem that great.Copy !req
420. We just saw her making out
with a guy she barely even knows.Copy !req
421. No. It's not her fault.Copy !req
422. Did you see that guy's
tux jacket?Copy !req
423. Four buttons.Copy !req
424. We did this.
Our sex made this happen.Copy !req
425. Charles, mic's on.
We can hear all of this, bud.Copy !req
426. I am Captain Raymond Holt.Copy !req
427. Welcome.Copy !req
428. Marriage is a contract.Copy !req
429. But it's so much
more than that.Copy !req
430. Marriage is love.
It's commitment.Copy !req
431. It's joy.
It's understanding.Copy !req
432. It's patience.
It's anger.Copy !req
433. It's reconciliation.Copy !req
434. It's everything.
It's like oatmeal.Copy !req
435. It sustains you.Copy !req
436. Darlene, do you take Lynn to be
your lawfully wedded husband?Copy !req
437. I do.Copy !req
438. Lynn, do you take Darlene to
be your lawfully wedded wife?Copy !req
439. I do.Copy !req
440. I now pronounce you husband
and wife. You may kiss the bride.Copy !req
441. Yeah!
Get it, Daddy!Copy !req
442. I gotta hand it to you,
Captain. That was some ceremony.Copy !req
443. It wasn't difficult. I simply
said what I wish had been saidCopy !req
444. when Kevin and I got married.Copy !req
445. Oh, well, then I never
would have heardCopy !req
446. your hilarious
efficient-officiant quip.Copy !req
447. Mmm. You're right.
I regret nothing.Copy !req
448. But all this does make
me think I might enjoyCopy !req
449. a more festive expression of
our commitment to one another.Copy !req
450. Are you suggesting we hold
an honest to goodness wedding?Copy !req
451. Nothing too elaborate. We're
not the Kardashian-Wests, after all.Copy !req
452. They are a musician and a celebrity
personality who recently wedded.Copy !req
453. Yes, yes. I know. They
were answers on Jeopardy.Copy !req
454. I think you mean questions.Copy !req
455. You guys are fun.Copy !req
456. He's not playing my playlist.Copy !req
457. Congratulations, Charles.
Marcus!Copy !req
458. Rosa said you weren't coming.Copy !req
459. Yeah, I wasn't. I just got
the call about an hour ago.Copy !req
460. Uh, but hey, I'm DVR-ing
Bones, so no spoilers.Copy !req
461. Don't worry. I don't
watch. Too scary.Copy !req
462. I'm gonna ask the DJ to play
Kokomo and get this place turned up.Copy !req
463. So, I didn't ask you to the wedding
because I was being a coward.Copy !req
464. I was scared things were moving
too quickly, but I don't give a crap.Copy !req
465. I love you.Copy !req
466. That's all I wanted to say.
If you had plans tonight,Copy !req
467. you can get out of here.Copy !req
468. I love you, too.Copy !req
469. Doesn't have Kokomo.Copy !req
470. You guys are in the middle
of something.Copy !req
471. I'm gonna go to the
car and get my CDs.Copy !req
472. I'm all out of loveCopy !req
473. I'm so lost without youCopy !req
474. How is this song playing?Copy !req
475. Believing for so longCopy !req
476. Hey.Copy !req
477. I'm sorry you missed your
chance with Jenny Gildenhorn.Copy !req
478. Ah, it's not a big deal.
She's just a girlCopy !req
479. that I've been obsessed with
since I learned what love was.Copy !req
480. Well, we got
the bad guy today.Copy !req
481. Thank you for helping me.Copy !req
482. And I know it's not
Jenny Gildenhorn,Copy !req
483. but if you wanted
to slow-dance tonight,Copy !req
484. I know somebody
who'd be into that.Copy !req
485. Okay.Copy !req
486. Perfect. This is Gina's
great-aunt, Susan.Copy !req
487. Hi. She's been asking
about you all night.Copy !req
488. She thinks you're
very handsome.Copy !req
489. Says you have
a dancer's frame.Copy !req
490. Well, you have a good eye,
milady. Shall we?Copy !req
491. You!Copy !req
492. I'm all out of loveCopy !req
493. What am I without you?Copy !req
494. She's very handsy.Copy !req