1. All right, here's where
we stand.Copy !req
2. This nightclub is the home base
for the Mario crime syndicate.Copy !req
3. I've been tracking the club owner,
Vladimir Drogic,Copy !req
4. aka "The Dragon,"Copy !req
5. aka my first perp with
a cool nickname.Copy !req
6. What about "El Baboso?"
The Dagger?Copy !req
7. Yeah, turns out Rosa was
lying about that.Copy !req
8. "El Baboso" actually means
"The Slug."Copy !req
9. Tonto.
That means "dum-dum."Copy !req
10. It was very cruel. I referred
to myself as "El Baboso"Copy !req
11. to several
beautiful Latina ladies.Copy !req
12. Oh, that's your type,
isn't it, Jakey?Copy !req
13. Like Sophia...Copy !req
14. Anyway, "The Dragon" is involved
in several counts of human traffickingCopy !req
15. as well as...Copy !req
16. I'm sorry, what's going on?
Who are you?Copy !req
17. Drexel with
the Organized Crime unit.Copy !req
18. I'm here for
the Mario case materials.Copy !req
19. Oh, are you?Copy !req
20. Well, we'll see what my
captain has to say about this.Copy !req
21. Thank you for taking
the materials.Copy !req
22. Make sure you also pick up the
files that are on Peralta's desk.Copy !req
23. Wow, that is not how
I saw it playing out.Copy !req
24. Sir, I thought you said
this was my case.Copy !req
25. I gave you two weeks. I'm done
fending off the Organized Crime unit.Copy !req
26. Squad, since Peralta's
briefing was cut short,Copy !req
27. you can all use this time
to clean up your desks.Copy !req
28. Look at this place. Half-eaten food,
crumpled tissues,Copy !req
29. pictures of your families.Copy !req
30. What's wrong with pictures?Copy !req
31. If you love someone,
you'll remember what they look like.Copy !req
32. What is this?
Rubber band ball.Copy !req
33. Keep your bands in a box
or a bag.Copy !req
34. Since you all apparently
have time to play throw,Copy !req
35. I'm canceling overtime for the month,
effective immediately.Copy !req
36. Get to work! And de-ball
these bands.Copy !req
37. What is going on?Copy !req
38. Holt's been in a
bad mood all week.Copy !req
39. Did somebody do
something to set him off?Copy !req
40. Jake, are you seriously asking
why Captain Holt is mad?Copy !req
41. What do you mean?
The Wednesday incident?Copy !req
42. Hey, hey. Just closed
my 10th felony of the monthCopy !req
43. and I thought
we could celebrate.Copy !req
44. Might I remind you that
this is a police precinctCopy !req
45. and it's 10:00 in the morning?Copy !req
46. Thought you might
say that.Copy !req
47. That's why this is
non-alcoholic sparkling cider.Copy !req
48. There's absolutely nothing
you could be mad about.Copy !req
49. Uh-oh.Copy !req
50. No, no, no. Look,
I was the first one in on Wednesday.Copy !req
51. This story is already
full of holes.Copy !req
52. He was in a bad mood before
those sprinklers went off.Copy !req
53. Something must have
happened at home.Copy !req
54. Dude, just admit that
you ruined everythingCopy !req
55. and you turned our lives
into a living hell.Copy !req
56. No biggie. You guys,
this is not my fault.Copy !req
57. Boyle, you believe me, right?Copy !req
58. Don't make me do this, Jake.Copy !req
59. Betrayed!Copy !req
60. All right, you know what?
Fine.Copy !req
61. I'm gonna prove to all of youCopy !req
62. that something else is
responsible for his bad mood.Copy !req
63. It's probably Boyle.Copy !req
64. Don't worry about it.
Don't open it.Copy !req
65. No personal calls.Copy !req
66. What the hell?
That was Marcus.Copy !req
67. He's gonna think
I hung up on him.Copy !req
68. Leave him wanting more.Copy !req
69. That's basic seduction stuff,
Diaz.Copy !req
70. Captain Holt has been
in a bad mood,Copy !req
71. and I'm not letting it
get any worse on my watch.Copy !req
72. I need overtime back.Copy !req
73. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
74. Six banks robbed
in three weeks,Copy !req
75. $250,000 stolenCopy !req
76. citizens trembling in fear.Copy !req
77. Well, no more.Copy !req
78. Boyle!
You got your bank robber.Copy !req
79. Went home last night,
no overtime,Copy !req
80. just me and some brieCopy !req
81. and I cracked it.Copy !req
82. So, here he is,Copy !req
83. the thug that's been
terrorizing the city.Copy !req
84. Say hello, Marvin.Copy !req
85. Hello.Copy !req
86. Oh, my God. He's so old.Copy !req
87. He's not that old. His nurse
isn't even full time.Copy !req
88. He couldn't pull off
a bank job.Copy !req
89. He couldn't pull off
the cap on his medicine.Copy !req
90. I can hear you.Copy !req
91. I'm sorry.Copy !req
92. This guy is
a ruthless criminal.Copy !req
93. I'm sorry, sir.
Is this going to take long?Copy !req
94. Because I was hoping to
buy some slacks this afternoon.Copy !req
95. I like corduroy.
You like corduroy?Copy !req
96. I love corduroy.Copy !req
97. He likes corduroy.Copy !req
98. You sure you have
the right guy?Copy !req
99. Wasn't the robber
strong and fast?Copy !req
100. And able to eat solid foods?Copy !req
101. Nobody saw him eat.Copy !req
102. The guy wore a rubber mask
and his voice was disguised.Copy !req
103. My system's
a little unsettled.Copy !req
104. Could I trouble you for
a ginger ale?Copy !req
105. Oh, of course, sir.Copy !req
106. We'll get that and a
comfy chair for you to sit in.Copy !req
107. Yeah?Copy !req
108. I robbed those banks.Copy !req
109. I don't even need the money.Copy !req
110. But I like to see
the tellers squirm.Copy !req
111. I get off on violence.Copy !req
112. Oh, my God.Copy !req
113. Here you go.
Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
114. You're such a doll.
I must pay you.Copy !req
115. No, no, no. I insist,
I insist. Right here.Copy !req
116. You remind me
of my granddaughter.Copy !req
117. Aw, you are so sweet.Copy !req
118. I haven't got a granddaughter.Copy !req
119. What are you doing here?
You're not scheduled to work todayCopy !req
120. and overtime is canceled.Copy !req
121. Yeah. Well, remember about a week ago,
when I came in hereCopy !req
122. with a bottle of
sparkling cider?Copy !req
123. Setting off my sprinklers.
Drenching my office.Copy !req
124. Destroying a paper crane
folded for me by Kevin.Copy !req
125. Right, I forgot
how that ended.Copy !req
126. The point is, that was all
just regular cop stuff.Copy !req
127. There's no way that can be the
reason you've been in such a bad mood.Copy !req
128. Bad mood? I'm sorry, have I not been
bursting into song enough for you lately?Copy !req
129. Would you like me to click my heels
together or skip like a school child?Copy !req
130. Yes, to all of that.Copy !req
131. But for reals,
what non-me thing is bothering you?Copy !req
132. Is there trouble at home?Copy !req
133. Peralta, I'm not gonna
discuss my home life with you.Copy !req
134. We're not friends. We're not
family. You're not my husband.Copy !req
135. Oh, that's hurtful.Copy !req
136. I thought we had
a special bond.Copy !req
137. I was your secret Santa
last year.Copy !req
138. And I already thanked you for
the "Who Farted?" baseball cap.Copy !req
139. But you never wear it.Copy !req
140. So, Holt won't tell me if
something happened at homeCopy !req
141. because I'm not his husband.Copy !req
142. But you know who is
his husband?Copy !req
143. His husband?
His husband.Copy !req
144. I was just a little slow.Copy !req
145. Yeah, Kevin's not gonna talk to you
because he can't stand detectives.Copy !req
146. Yes, but he can stand youse.Copy !req
147. Nuh-uh. I spent a lot of time cultivating
a good relationship with Kevin.Copy !req
148. He finally calls me
Gina instead of Ms. Linetti.Copy !req
149. All right, fine. Then,
I'm calling in my chit.Copy !req
150. You kiss your mother with
that mouth? No, "Chi-it."Copy !req
151. What? Remember
when I got you this job?Copy !req
152. You said, "OMG, Jake!
I owe you one!"Copy !req
153. I said "OMG"?Copy !req
154. That was before other people
started saying it. I was an originator.Copy !req
155. You said I could
ask for anything.Copy !req
156. And for six years,
I've been sitting on that chit.Copy !req
157. Well, now, I'm cashing it in.Copy !req
158. A receipt for almonds?Copy !req
159. Yeah, I just thought it
would be more dramaticCopy !req
160. to slide something
across the table.Copy !req
161. It wasn't. But since I made
that promise, fine.Copy !req
162. Hey, Kevin.
Gina, good to see you.Copy !req
163. Jake's here, too.Copy !req
164. Yo!Copy !req
165. Gina, I know you like champagne
with a drop of pomegranate juice.Copy !req
166. I like to say it's nature's classiest
alcohol mixed with its "narstiest" fruit.Copy !req
167. And Peralta,
I hope this will do.Copy !req
168. It's a can of orange soda from
when some other children visited.Copy !req
169. It's perfect. Thank you
for inviting us in.Copy !req
170. Yes, I invited Gina in.
You were with her.Copy !req
171. Okay, look. Everyone's blaming
me for the Captain's horrible moodCopy !req
172. because of a small thing that
happened Wednesday morning.Copy !req
173. When you flooded his office
with cider?Copy !req
174. Well, the water actually flooded
it. The cider just caused it.Copy !req
175. But I swear, he was already
upset when he got to work.Copy !req
176. He was anger articulating.Copy !req
177. Coat, coat, jacket, coat.Copy !req
178. Is this a police precinct,
or a Turkish bazaar?Copy !req
179. Hmm. Yes, I dread those
annunciated denunciations.Copy !req
180. Yeah, I hate those.Copy !req
181. So, my question is,Copy !req
182. could something have happened
at home before he left for work?Copy !req
183. Well, I remember
that morning.Copy !req
184. He left this house at 7:00
and was in a great mood.Copy !req
185. In fact, he was still
chuckling aboutCopy !req
186. the previous night's
Charlie Rose.Copy !req
187. Fine, so your marriage
might not be the problem.Copy !req
188. But he didn't get to work
until 10:00.Copy !req
189. That means whatever ruined his
mood happened in those three hours.Copy !req
190. We have to retrace his steps.Copy !req
191. We? I'm not going to
investigate my own husband.Copy !req
192. Uh-huh. Totally.Copy !req
193. Well, that was a great chit-chat,
don't you think, Gina?Copy !req
194. Seemed like it went real
bad for you.Copy !req
195. Chit-chat?Copy !req
196. Oh. You know, Kevin, maybe if we figure
out what caused Raymond's bad mood,Copy !req
197. we could fix it.
Good idea, Gina.Copy !req
198. I suppose we could
look into it.Copy !req
199. Yes! Great.
Let's go right now.Copy !req
200. No time to lose.
Don't look, just run!Copy !req
201. You're trying to get me
out of here beforeCopy !req
202. I see the orange soda you
spilled on that chair, aren't you?Copy !req
203. I'm already out the door!
It worked!Copy !req
204. What the hell?Copy !req
205. Are you throwing
a tea party for this monster?Copy !req
206. He was sitting in processing,
and he just looked so lonely.Copy !req
207. This guy is guilty.
He confessed to me,Copy !req
208. but now he's pretending
that he didn't.Copy !req
209. You must have misheard me.Copy !req
210. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
211. Except being charmed
by these two lovely ladies.Copy !req
212. Oh, cut it with
the "sweet old coot" routine.Copy !req
213. You're going to jail, my friend,
in a trolley named Charles.Copy !req
214. A trolley?
Trolleys are cool.Copy !req
215. They have the bells.
You know what?Copy !req
216. Just take your tea and
leave my perp alone. Please?Copy !req
217. Thank you, ladies for bringing
a little sunshine into my gray life.Copy !req
218. You want to know what I'm
gonna do with the money I stole?Copy !req
219. Hmm?
Prostitutes.Copy !req
220. Amy, you heard him.
Tell me you heard him!Copy !req
221. What?
Son of a bitch!Copy !req
222. Well, this is where Raymond
eats breakfast every morning.Copy !req
223. Yes, I know. He's always raving
about how they don't have specials.Copy !req
224. Diane, hello. This is my friend,
Gina. And this is Detective Peralta.Copy !req
225. They work with my Raymond.Copy !req
226. Oh, Peralta.Copy !req
227. You are so old
to behave the way you do.Copy !req
228. Oof.
What?Copy !req
229. I'm sure he vents
about everyone on the squad.Copy !req
230. Nope. Just you.Copy !req
231. Damn it, Diane!
What are you doing after this?Copy !req
232. So, did anything unusual happen when
Raymond was here last Wednesday?Copy !req
233. Did he mention anything?Copy !req
234. No. He had
his regular breakfast.Copy !req
235. Room temperature water
and one hard-boiled egg yolk.Copy !req
236. Hmm. Well, that is
his good mood food.Copy !req
237. So, Peralta, we know
he was fine through breakfast.Copy !req
238. Looks like you're still
on the hook.Copy !req
239. No, there was still plenty of
time before he got to work.Copy !req
240. Gina, what did he do next?Copy !req
241. Well, according to his "schedge", his
next stop was his weekly painting class.Copy !req
242. Painting class?Copy !req
243. Can I guess what he paints?Copy !req
244. Pictures of pie charts.Copy !req
245. Multiple still lifes of
this gray rock.Copy !req
246. It's even more boring.Copy !req
247. So, Gerald, did anything
happen to Raymond last week?Copy !req
248. Did he seem like something or
someone had him in a bad mood?Copy !req
249. It was his day to pick
the music, and he chose Haydn.Copy !req
250. So, he was in a good mood
or a bad mood?Copy !req
251. A great mood, Jake.Copy !req
252. Oh, you're Jake.Copy !req
253. Damn it. What are you
doing after this, Gerald?Copy !req
254. What is wrong
with our Internet?Copy !req
255. I like to back up my data
every 15 minutesCopy !req
256. and it's taking 17 minutes
per backup.Copy !req
257. I'm in a data-backup deficit.Copy !req
258. We are in the same boat.Copy !req
259. I've been trying to load
this video all day.Copy !req
260. You're watching videos
during work?Copy !req
261. I told him to do it, sir.
It's case-related.Copy !req
262. "Turtle humps computer
mouse."Copy !req
263. Yeah. "Turtle" is the name of
a local pervert we are chasing.Copy !req
264. Come on, Hitchcock!
Get it together!Copy !req
265. So, did anything
strange happenCopy !req
266. when you and Raymond sparred
last week?Copy !req
267. No. As usual, Raymond
was the king of the croiséCopy !req
268. and I got in a few
good raddoppios.Copy !req
269. So, just a bunch
of normal words.Copy !req
270. Are you sure we're
talking about last Wednesday?Copy !req
271. Positive.
I haven't seen him since.Copy !req
272. You haven't?
Hmm-mmm.Copy !req
273. I'm sorry. I need to leave.
Excuse me.Copy !req
274. Kevin? Kev?Copy !req
275. What's going on?Copy !req
276. Raymond has been lying to me.Copy !req
277. Three mornings this week,
he told me he was fencing with Dan.Copy !req
278. Why would he do that?
Why would he lie to me?Copy !req
279. I don't know. Maybe it's
connected to his bad mood.Copy !req
280. My husband does not lie to me.Copy !req
281. This investigation of yours
was a bad idea. I'm going home.Copy !req
282. I have to sort this out
with Raymond.Copy !req
283. Goodbye, Peralta.Copy !req
284. Linetti.
Linetti?Copy !req
285. No. We were on
a first-name basis.Copy !req
286. Gina, this is bad.Copy !req
287. Kevin's upset, Holt's gonna be angry,
we're both gonna get fired,Copy !req
288. and I'm gonna die alone.Copy !req
289. Jake, why don't you just do the
right thing and jump out a window?Copy !req
290. Captain Holt will never
fire meCopy !req
291. if he knows I'm mourning
the death of a close friend.Copy !req
292. Or we could try plan B
and just fix it.Copy !req
293. You never even tried
plan A though.Copy !req
294. Hey. How did it go
with Kevin?Copy !req
295. Are you willing to admit
everything's your fault?Copy !req
296. No, Amy. Because none of
this is my fault.Copy !req
297. Except for how you meddled in
the Captain's life today,Copy !req
298. possibly causing repercussions in
his marriage that could last a lifetime.Copy !req
299. Yes. That is completely on me.Copy !req
300. But Amy, you didn't know that,
so you were still wrong.Copy !req
301. You two need to go.Copy !req
302. You're not supposed to be here and
the Captain's at a new level of anger.Copy !req
303. Constant smiling.Copy !req
304. It's horrible.Copy !req
305. All smiling's horrible.
This is worse.Copy !req
306. We're here so I can activate the Holy
Network of Administrative Assistants.Copy !req
307. Acronym "H-Naah."Copy !req
308. We high-level assistants keep track
of what's going on with all the bosses.Copy !req
309. Jealous, Amy?
Yeah, I'd tap that.Copy !req
310. Network. I'd tap that network.
That's a thing people say.Copy !req
311. Yeah. No.Copy !req
312. I've answered
all your questions, young man.Copy !req
313. What more do you want from me?Copy !req
314. I'd like you to tell Santiago
about the banks you robbedCopy !req
315. and how you get off
on violence.Copy !req
316. What? Boyle. Oh, my God.Copy !req
317. What are you doing? Why are
you being so weird about this?Copy !req
318. Marvin Miller is guilty and he
thinks he can get away with it.Copy !req
319. He also thinks the subway
should be horses.Copy !req
320. He's old is what I'm saying.Copy !req
321. He knows exactly
what he's doing.Copy !req
322. He's messing with me
because I'm not intimidatingCopy !req
323. like Terry or dignified like Jake or model
handsome like Jake or funny like Jake.Copy !req
324. Yeah, I might buy
my shoes at a kids' store,Copy !req
325. and yeah, I might be scared
of geese.Copy !req
326. But I am a damn good cop
and I will not be made a fool of.Copy !req
327. So, I'm gonna go
into that roomCopy !req
328. and I'm gonna get
that lousy old geezerCopy !req
329. to admit on camera that
he robbed those banks.Copy !req
330. He just died.Copy !req
331. What?Copy !req
332. Okay, here's what I learned.Copy !req
333. The chief's assistant, Ryan,
was only pretending to have mono.Copy !req
334. Gina, about Holt.
Fine.Copy !req
335. Apparently, he was supposed to meet Deputy
Chief Ash near his fencing club at 9:30.Copy !req
336. But he canceled at the very
last minute with no explanation.Copy !req
337. "H-Naah" does it again.Copy !req
338. Okay. So, something happened
between fencing and coffee.Copy !req
339. We just have to
figure out what.Copy !req
340. Totes. But first, let's check in
with Ryan on how to fake mono.Copy !req
341. Because if I can nail that,Copy !req
342. whoo! Game changer.Copy !req
343. Okay. So, Captain Holt
leaves fencing and heads north.Copy !req
344. If we really want to do this,
we've got to get in his head.Copy !req
345. We have to be Captain Holt.Copy !req
346. Hello, Gina.Copy !req
347. How does this sound?Copy !req
348. Captain Holt,
is that you?Copy !req
349. Oh, no, it's Jake, nailing
your voice exactly.Copy !req
350. Right? The trick is to find a key
phrase you know exactly how he'd say.Copy !req
351. Mine is "Peralta,
that's enough!"Copy !req
352. Seriously, Jake,
this is getting scary.Copy !req
353. Come with me,
young wise assistant.Copy !req
354. Let us walk in this direction.Copy !req
355. Oh. A hot dog.Copy !req
356. Would I stop? Not for one
of those, I wouldn't.Copy !req
357. Damn it, it's morphing into
British. Do your catchphrase.Copy !req
358. Peralta, that's enough!Copy !req
359. And I'm walking with purpose.Copy !req
360. And I'm walking with purpose.Copy !req
361. And bingo.Copy !req
362. A door?Copy !req
363. It's a Narnia
situation.Copy !req
364. No, but I love that.Copy !req
365. It's a security camera.Copy !req
366. Something happened to Holt when he walked
past here, we'll be able to see it.Copy !req
367. Peralta, you genius.Copy !req
368. Hmm, that does not sound
like him.Copy !req
369. Okay. Personal photos are
down, kitchen is spotless,Copy !req
370. and I got the silver-painted
breakdancer outsideCopy !req
371. to move his very loud
boom box elsewhere.Copy !req
372. You beat him in a dance-off?Copy !req
373. No, I destroyed him.Copy !req
374. There's absolutely nothing
here that will set off Holt.Copy !req
375. Oh, oh! I was trying to cook
my oatmeal with a road flareCopy !req
376. but it caught on fire.Copy !req
377. Why are you using
a road flare?Copy !req
378. You said the kitchen
was off-limits!Copy !req
379. Yeah. This is your fault,
Sarge. Give me that.Copy !req
380. I'm just holding a road flare,
stepping on some oatmeal.Copy !req
381. Just doing me.Copy !req
382. I can't believe that you of all people
are my biggest problem today, Jeffords.Copy !req
383. Kevin, is the Captain home?Copy !req
384. No. Good. I figured out
what happened to him.Copy !req
385. He was mugged.Copy !req
386. What? He told you this?Copy !req
387. No. I used my detective skills as well as
my spot-on Holt impression to figure it out.Copy !req
388. I retraced his steps
and found security footage.Copy !req
389. After he left fencing, three shady
guys followed him into an alley.Copy !req
390. One of them had a knife.Copy !req
391. That's why he's been
in such a bad mood.Copy !req
392. He's a police captain that got
mugged. He's embarrassed.Copy !req
393. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
394. Peralta.
There he is!Copy !req
395. What are you doing in
my house? Raymond.Copy !req
396. You were mugged?
What?Copy !req
397. What did you say to him?Copy !req
398. Captain, it's okay. There's
nothing to be embarrassed about.Copy !req
399. I'm not embarrassed
and I wasn't mugged.Copy !req
400. Three men tried to mug me. But I
fought them off, injuring two of them.Copy !req
401. Wait, so you heroically fought off three
guys and that put you in a bad mood?Copy !req
402. If I did that, I would literally
write a song about myself.Copy !req
403. It would be like...Copy !req
404. Jake, the hero
Abs of steel, sha-la-la-la.Copy !req
405. Why would you keep this
from me?Copy !req
406. And why would you lie
about going to fencing?Copy !req
407. Because he couldn't go.Copy !req
408. Because he's injured.Copy !req
409. I wasn't injured.
I was lightly stabbed.Copy !req
410. I'm sorry.
You were stabbed?Copy !req
411. Lightly stabbed.
I didn't want to frighten you.Copy !req
412. You are my husband.Copy !req
413. I want you
to tell me everything.Copy !req
414. Especially things that might frighten
me. How can you not know that?Copy !req
415. Raymond, you are unbelievable.Copy !req
416. Hey, Captain.
You look so tall.Copy !req
417. What you have done is
beyond unprofessional.Copy !req
418. You cannot muck around in people's
private lives. Get out of my house.Copy !req
419. But get into your car?Copy !req
420. I'll go.Copy !req
421. Sir.
Detective.Copy !req
422. So, how was your night?Copy !req
423. Of work. I'm not asking
about your personal life.Copy !req
424. I don't care about you
personally.Copy !req
425. I mean, I'm neutral.Copy !req
426. I mean, who are you?Copy !req
427. Floundering is worse
than silence.Copy !req
428. Oh. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.Copy !req
429. Man, this elevator
is slow, huh?Copy !req
430. That's because you haven't
pressed the button.Copy !req
431. That's why you're the Captain.Copy !req
432. So smart. I want to just...Copy !req
433. Zip.Copy !req
434. No more talky!Copy !req
435. Hmm.Copy !req
436. Yeek, blast of cold air
coming out of that box.Copy !req
437. Name of Amy's sex tape.Copy !req
438. Hey, man, come on. Not cool.Copy !req
439. I'm going through something.
Just let me have this one.Copy !req
440. I'm sorry you wasted
your chit, Jake.Copy !req
441. It's all right.
I want to apologize to Holt,Copy !req
442. but it seems personal and I'm not supposed
to talk to him about personal stuff.Copy !req
443. Oh, boo. I guess you need to think of some
professional way to make it up to him.Copy !req
444. Wait a minute.
Gina, that's it.Copy !req
445. I just had an idea.Copy !req
446. Peralta, you're a genius.Copy !req
447. Who was that? ScarJo?Copy !req
448. It was Holt, and I think
you know that.Copy !req
449. I thought it was ScarJo.Copy !req
450. I can't believe that bastard
beat me.Copy !req
451. Whoa. He's dead. It's kind of hard
to see how he's the winner in this.Copy !req
452. He made me look like an idiot.Copy !req
453. No, Amy and I were
the idiots.Copy !req
454. Because we let that
ancient windbag fool us.Copy !req
455. He robbed the banks.Copy !req
456. He gave me money for
the ginger ale.Copy !req
457. After you insisted
he was guilty,Copy !req
458. I went back
and checked his dollar.Copy !req
459. The serial numbers matched
the stolen bills.Copy !req
460. You brought in the right guy.Copy !req
461. You're a damn good cop, Boyle.Copy !req
462. I know. No one listens.Copy !req
463. Except when you threw water
in his dead face. That was rough.Copy !req
464. I thought he was faking it.Copy !req
465. I wanted to splash the lies
out of him.Copy !req
466. All right, Detective. What is this
all about? You have 70 seconds.Copy !req
467. Why 70?Copy !req
468. Do you really want to waste your
time while I explain my algorithm?Copy !req
469. Right. All right. So, I pulled a
still from the security footageCopy !req
470. of your attempted mugging and
sent it to the nearby precincts.Copy !req
471. We ID'd one of the mopes
and that's his apartment.Copy !req
472. I thought maybe you
would want to do the honors.Copy !req
473. And you think this will make
everything you did better?Copy !req
474. Well, maybe.
It was Gina's idea, so...Copy !req
475. It will. Gina had
nothing to do with it.Copy !req
476. You want to know why
I was so angry all week?Copy !req
477. When those men came at me,
I acted like I was a 20-year-old.Copy !req
478. I took a stupid risk
and I got myself stabbed.Copy !req
479. I was in pain and frustrated
about lying to the man I love.Copy !req
480. Kevin.
Yes.Copy !req
481. Obviously Kevin.
Obviously.Copy !req
482. What I'm trying to say is
you were right all along.Copy !req
483. I wasn't mad at you. I was mad at
myself, and I took it out on the squad.Copy !req
484. Peralta, you're a genius.Copy !req
485. Oh, my God. You said it.Copy !req
486. I heard you practicing in
the men's room.Copy !req
487. Yeah, that makes more sense.Copy !req
488. Attention, squad.
Quick announcement.Copy !req
489. Overtime is reinstated,Copy !req
490. and you are each allowed
two personal photographs,Copy !req
491. two trinkets, and
three assorted knickknacks.Copy !req
492. You know what? Just follow
Sergeant Jeffords' lead.Copy !req
493. He always knows how to keep
this place running smoothly.Copy !req
494. Nice. So, rubber band balls
are back.Copy !req
495. Oh, no, it's bad
for the bands.Copy !req
496. Ah, Kevin. Let me just
get my coat.Copy !req
497. Hello, Peralta.Copy !req
498. Gina. Oh, sweet Lords of Dance,Copy !req
499. thank you!Copy !req
500. We're back on a
first name basis.Copy !req
501. Kevin, I am unableCopy !req
502. and unwilling to discuss
personal matters with you.Copy !req
503. I'm aware of that, yes.Copy !req
504. In any case, thank you
for your help.Copy !req
505. I brought you both gifts.Copy !req
506. Original Raymond Holts.Copy !req
507. I will treasure this painting
of a rock for all times.Copy !req
508. Ah, Rock 59 and 367.
Those are good rocks.Copy !req
509. 367 paintings of one rock?Copy !req
510. This guy parties!Copy !req