1. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant.
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2. Ant. Ant.
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4. Are we sure that we've cleaned
up all the food and crumbs?
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5. Why is everyone
looking at us?
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6. We're the ones who eat
up all the crumbs.
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7. Yeah. We're the solution.
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8. Well, there are no ants on my
desk because I sanitize it daily.
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9. What do you call that?
Ahhh! Those are your ants!
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10. They're using a monitor
cable as a land bridge!
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11. Gah!
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our technology.
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13. This is an invasion.
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14. They're in my yogurt.
Now it's personal.
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We have got to fight back.
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17. Just use Boyle's cologne.
It's repulsive to everything.
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18. Not cool! You're going to Penn
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19. The ant infestation?
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21. I think they're just trying to avoid the
cold weather. We should freeze them out.
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22. The plan is working, Captain!
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23. Yes. We won.
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24. Oh, my God.
They're in the coats.
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Sophia to know
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for her, so...
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28. Should we pretend to have
a heated argument that I win?
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29. Ooh, or better yet, a
physical contest that I win.
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30. What's going on?
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with you and Sophia. Mmm.
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something dumb?
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33. That's a really good question,
but actually, no, I don't think so.
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lately. She's acting kind of distant.
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36. No, I don't want to
seem desperate.
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37. Talking to her is desperate?
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Hey.
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doing here?
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America.
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doesn't think we should have
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to vote? That is not true.
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that she's here.
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45. But hey, now that we've
accidentally bumped into each other...
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You want to hang out?
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47. Oh, I can't. I have that event
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Brooklyn Public Defenders?
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49. Remember, you called it Satan's
Charity Ball: Rise of the Demons.
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50. Oh, yeah.
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are monsters. Uh...
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you. You're fine.
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Nice, right?
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want to go take a walk in the park?
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How romantic!
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the murder spots are.
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them or avoid them?
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58. The choice is yours, my lady.
Terry, don't wait up.
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Yep.
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60. Deputy Chief Wuntch is
here to see you.
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I need a witness
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spinning around
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65. No flaccid rejoinder.
Hmm. What's going on?
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66. I'm here on
important business.
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67. I'm a frontrunner for a job
in the Boston PD. Boston?
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close to Salem.
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witches up there, don't you?
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come to brag.
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record is our long history
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like to speak with you about it.
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for your help.
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calling... Wait, wait. Shh! Shh!
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80. So, where were we?
Ah, yes. You were talking
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81. about how I hold your fate
in the palm of my hand.
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82. Oopsie.
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83. Oh, my God!
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I lost my balance.
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85. You think I'm bothered by
a little spilled milkshake?
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I'm stained all over.
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on with you two?
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88. Well, you know how our parents
have been tender sexing each other?
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89. Ew.
Precisely, Amy. Ew.
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90. Boyle and I made a
pact to break them up,
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gummy bear is backing out.
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want our lives intertwined.
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93. But things have changed.
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94. My father wants to
marry your mom.
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95. So, you choose your dad over me,
your co-worker who hates you.
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96. Papa's a gentleman. He won't
propose until he gets Gina's blessing,
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Are you a little French boy?
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99. Uh-huh-huh-huh.
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conflict resolution. And...
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New binder smell.
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106. I'm going to throw a
milkshake in your face.
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like old people.
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I want to talk to you about.
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110. So, my boss hasn't been
assigning me any of the good cases,
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because I'm dating a cop.
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actually say that?
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114. You know, everybody I work
with think of cops as the enemy.
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115. That's crazy!
They're the enemy.
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118. But my job's really
important to me, too.
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121. Just until I figure out
what to do with my boss.
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your boss? Okay.
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hell out of this.
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Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.
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127. I haven't seen that movie, but
I'm assuming she's naked?
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129. Pause seems bad, Jake.
Why aren't you more upset?
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130. Because Sophia's problem isn't with me,
it's with her dumb boss.
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him like me.
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133. Here is the target.
Geoffrey Hoytsman.
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internet, his interests are
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Atlantic City,
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a Slave, and nature.
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137. Obviously, nature
is super boring
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is a little bit dicey.
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140. Yeah. So, I will focus mainly
on skiing and Atlantic City
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of Brooklyn Public Defenders.
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143. AKA The Chamber of Asses.
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144. No, wait, that's too sexy.
The Chamber of Snakes!
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so you should probably get dressed.
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146. What? I am not going to that.
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147. Please, Sarge? Just come.
Do it for me. Do it for love?
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Terry loves love. I'm in.
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your phoniest smile,
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the belly of the beast.
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153. Ah, there it is.
Into the beast!
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154. All of our worst
enemies are here.
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pony tail lady.
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157. I refuse to learn their names
because it humanizes them.
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158. But you'll never forget
their smug lawyer faces.
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159. Each one brings back a
specific horrible memory.
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160. Like courtroom PTSD.
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161. Incompetent!
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on that mint!
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165. Even the nice ones
are psychopaths.
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166. All right, let's get fired up.
Pound on my shoulders.
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167. That's my stuff. Wait,
wait, no, don't hurt me!
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168. That was a bad idea. I'll bang
my own shoulders. Let's go.
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170. I'm grappling with a
highly vexing conundrum.
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171. What to do about Deputy
Chief Wuntch? Precisely.
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173. Just saying it brims
my soul with joy.
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174. But to do so would mean that
she stays here in New York City,
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like an albino bat.
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176. On the other hand,
if I "praise" Wuntch,
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the clouds will part,
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178. and the children will sing
Wuntch is Gone.
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179. What children?
All the children.
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180. Right, that was a
stupid question.
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Mother Jeffords would say.
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because you understand...
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186. Yes, I do.
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Mmm.
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189. She wronged me.
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190. And I crushed her like a
gnat between my fingers.
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from the second grade.
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all the good markers.
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came back to school
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10 years of my life
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201. Mother Diaz.
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is looking at us.
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203. Only because we're equally massive,
beautiful men in tuxes.
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than I was expecting.
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What are you doing here?
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to press pause.
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210. We did. I'm not here to see
you. I'm here to see your boss,
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We're going to bond.
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Oh, good, indeed.
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on purpose. Possibly.
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you the good cases again.
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No, it's not.
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full of super intelligent robots...
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hell bent on ending humanity
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220. and you are a working class human
who just entered the swarm hive.
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you. Keep going.
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222. It's a really weird moment to
say you love me for the first time.
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Was it?
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blow past that. Yeah.
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charm robots.
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pod you and harvest your brain.
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227. Look, I've done my research
on Hoytsman. Skiing, nature,
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ready for him.
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me Jakey Snowpants.
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232. Because I'm skiing so much.
Carving moguls on a black diamond.
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does the work for you.
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Not the movie, the theory.
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my weekends in Atlantic City these days.
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Oh.
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238. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to steal Sophia.
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239. You can't charm the robots.
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place he hates so much?
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there he loves.
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245. Just like I'm here in this dump
because of Sophia, who I now love.
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on this love thing.
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247. Well, I said it out loud.
It's on the record.
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Just get on board, Terry.
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creeps doing?
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from my phone.
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didn't miss a text.
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you looked away?
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All of them important.
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255. Amy suggested we
negotiate terms.
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my dad his blessing,
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my pajamas on a family trip.
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259. We will never share
a bunk bed.
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260. And I won't force
you to participate
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Christmas cards.
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262. This year, my dad was Mary
and I was the baby Jesus.
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263. Yeah, I know. Got one.
Lived the nightmare.
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266. I'm a notary. No big deal.
I met the comptroller.
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267. Okay. You know what? This isn't about
our lives getting intertwined. Okay?
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mom because she's been hurt before.
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way too fast.
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270. Wow. Gina.
That's really sweet.
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is 'cause I don't value you as people.
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Yeah, you just went back
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and ruined what you said.
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stage five player.
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chicks left and right.
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mom. Just talk to him.
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some questions.
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I change my mind.
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Okay.
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changed my mind. Oh!
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285. All right, I'm back.
Oh!
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286. I'm back.
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the judge just threw it out on the spot.
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deep voice, right?
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289. I'm going to go, uh,
check out the food.
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290. Hey. Bet you five bucks you can't guess
three of the hors d'oeuvres they're serving.
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tartare. No 'zpach.
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No!
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double or nothing.
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how tall the Sarge is.
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was on the floor.
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308. 60 bucks says you can't remove one glass
without knocking the whole thing over.
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309. You didn't say I couldn't
grab the top one.
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312. 100 bucks says I can jump
from the roof and survive.
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Peralta.
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316. Ooh. Then, we'll bet on who can
shove more shrimp in his mouth.
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317. You're on. I've got a big mouth,
though. You're in trouble.
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were leaving.
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talking to Hoytsman?
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can pee for longer than he can.
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The trick is to pinch it.
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right back. Oh!
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Hello!
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327. This night is making
me incredibly anxious.
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329. Someone messed with the
champagne tower. You're all I've got.
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but he's smart.
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331. I think his plan is
actually working.
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334. I arrested your boss and
I never should have come here.
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336. Oh, this is insane. This is so
insane. I wasn't doing anything.
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337. He was snorting cocaine
in the bathroom.
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that is not what happened.
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340. Oh, are you sure?
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341. Five dollars says
you're wrong.
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a good look and smell.
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doing some cocaine.
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it in your nose on purpose.
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have a nose, Peralta.
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The defense rests!
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349. Shh, keep your voices down!
What is going on here?
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350. Nothing.
Nothing at all.
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351. Sophia's cop boyfriend is arresting me
in front of my friends and colleagues!
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352. Hey, everyone.
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12 Years a Slave?
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357. You torpedoed her promotion.
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358. Sadly, no. I gave that goblin
a good recommendation.
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marker turd really hit me.
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360. I began to realize that if even you
thought I should take the high road,
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the right choice.
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vengeance, Mother Holt.
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get some retribution.
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second-class city,
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her nose in it.
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Madeline.
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chubby Chenoweth knockoff
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through Popular.
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373. Hello, Lynn.
Hi, Regina.
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He's a real sweet talker.
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Okay.
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with my mother?
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morning until we die.
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380. So, it's just physical.
What are you, nuts?
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381. I'm a divorced, retired florist
with a terrible gluten allergy.
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382. Your mom is a beautiful,
brilliant travel agent.
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383. She talks to people on the phone
who have seen the whole world.
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half as good as her.
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ever happened to me.
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387. No. She's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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did what you had to do.
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make her happy forever.
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any way, so help me God,
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son's testicles.
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393. Snip, snip,
snip! And I'm not playing. Ooh.
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Dad! You bagged the babe!
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planning a wedding!
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Boyle boys!
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still love you after this?
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about me and Sophia.
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403. What? I'm talking to
myself. About my wife.
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404. She is not going
to like this.
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405. Who cares about you
and your gross life?
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406. Jake, heads up.
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407. Oh, hey!
Sophia.
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408. Thank God you're here. I was just
going to find you so we could talk.
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409. Jake, I'm not here to talk to you.
I'm here as Geoffrey's attorney.
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410. Oh, I can do it
myself. Watch this.
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411. Objection, objection,
objection, objection, objection!
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412. Five! Five objections.
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413. Maybe this cocaine
isn't so bad after all.
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414. Okay. Geoffrey!
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415. I'm going to have to advise
you to stop talking/confessing
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416. in front of the
detectives. Okay.
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417. Look, I know that you're mad.
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418. But I talked to the DA and
he agreed to drop the charges.
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419. Geoffrey just has to do a
little bit of community service
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420. and nothing will even
go on his record.
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421. Not good enough.
You have no evidence.
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422. Sophia. There's cocaine on
his collar right now.
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423. Ooh, not anymore.
Ooh.
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424. You're really not reading
the vibe right at all.
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425. Tell you what,
that's the cocaine.
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426. I'm usually very tuned in. Shh!
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427. I had to arrest him.
I had no choice.
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428. Really? Because I can think of 50 other
ways you could have handled this scenario.
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429. Oh, my God, you
are such a lawyer.
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430. You are such a cop.
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431. I tell you I need some
space to figure things out
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432. and you come kicking down the door with
the first plan that pops into your head.
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433. How is it my fault that your jerk boss put
his jerk nose in a pile of jerk cocaine?
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434. You followed him into a bathroom
at a party you weren't even invited to.
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435. Okay. You know
what? We're done.
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436. All right, fine. I'll
talk to the DA.
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437. I'll see if I can cut the community
service in half. How's that?
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438. No, Jake. Not
with the case.
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439. You and I are done.
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440. Jake, what are you doing?
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441. I wanted to stop you.
Grand gesture.
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442. I took the stairs.
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443. Little winded there, buddy?
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444. Yeah. Romance is hard.
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445. Here, will you just talk for like 20
minutes while I catch my breath?
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446. I don't have anything to say.
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447. Oh, come on. This is just a
stupid fight about nothing.
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448. I'm not going to let us
break up over this.
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449. Jake, our jobs
are incompatible.
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450. Our lives are incompatible.
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451. Look, we'll just never
talk about work
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452. or interact with each
other as friends
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453. or acknowledge each
other in public.
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454. And I know this sounds like
I'm describing enemies,
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455. but we can make this work.
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456. We're Romeo and Juliet.
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457. It didn't work for
Romeo and Juliet.
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458. That play ends in a
tragic double suicide.
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459. That's how it ends? Why do
people like it so much?
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460. All right, look, Jake.
You're fun. Okay?
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461. And we've only been dating for three
months. It's just not that serious.
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462. Well, it's kind of
serious to me.
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463. I've accidentally said I love
you, like, four times already.
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464. I know... I just don't think I
accidentally love you back.
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465. Look, it's just...
It's just so much work.
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466. That's work I'm willing to do.
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467. I'm not.
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468. I'm sorry.
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469. Double suicide?
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470. Hello, Madeline.
Raymond.
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471. I was just about to call you.
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472. I wanted to thank you for
your kind recommendation.
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473. And I wanted to give you this.
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474. Wicked, starring
Beth Danube?
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475. Well played, Raymond.
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476. Sadly, I won't be
able to use them.
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477. Since I'm not going
to Boston. What?
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478. I was only interested in the
Boston offer as leverage.
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479. I used it to get a
promotion from the NYPD.
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480. I have never had more power over
you than I do at this very moment.
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481. I wanted to give you
these as a thank you.
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482. You're joking.
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483. I'm going to call the commissioner. Shh,
shh, shh.
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484. I know you never would have recommended
me for that Boston post if, deep down,
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485. you didn't think I
deserved the job.
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486. What the...
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487. A thank you round of drinks.
And a toast to Amy.
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488. Your conflict resolution skills has
made my childhood dreams come true.
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489. I'm going to be a ring bearer.
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490. You don't think your dad
will make you best man?
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491. Oh, I'd just assumed
he'd ask Jake.
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492. Mmm. Move over, please.
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493. I do have a wedding to plan.
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494. Because if this thing's happening,
it's not going to be a Boyle bros event.
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495. For starters, all the bridesmaids
are going to be dressed
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496. like Roseanne from the
television show Roseanne.
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497. Oh, I like that show.
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498. A certified shaman will
conduct the ceremony.
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499. And the ring bearer will
be an actual wolf.
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500. Oh, man, I could do it, but I
wouldn't be as majestic on all fours.
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501. This wedding sounds
weird. I'm into it.
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502. To Lynn and Darlene Boyle.
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503. Cheers.
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504. Yuck.
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505. My lady left me.
My lady stayed.
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506. Come on, sir.
Focus on the good.
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507. You can hold your head up.
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508. You took the high
road with Wuntch.
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509. Not entirely.
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510. When I was alone in her office,
I changed her auto correct.
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511. Now, when she types "Wuntch,"
it gets replaced with "butt."
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512. Oh, I should not have
gone to that party.
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513. I shouldn't have gone
to that bathroom.
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514. I should not have
arrested her boss.
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515. I don't see it that way.
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516. You did everything right.
You were a good cop.
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517. Good lonely cop.
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518. Hey, man, you put
yourself out there.
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519. You weren't breezy.
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520. You liked Sophia.
You fought for her.
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521. You should be proud.
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522. No, you should be
changing her auto correct.
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523. What's her last name?
Perez.
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524. No. It's Butt now.
Sophia Butt.
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525. Huh.
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526. That feels good,
doesn't it?
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527. Not really.
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528. Okay.
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529. Then, let's get soused.
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530. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay. Fine. Fine.
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