1. Ant. Ant. Ant. Ant.Copy !req
2. Ant. Ant.Copy !req
3. God, they're everywhere.Copy !req
4. Are we sure that we've cleaned
up all the food and crumbs?Copy !req
5. Why is everyone
looking at us?Copy !req
6. We're the ones who eat
up all the crumbs.Copy !req
7. Yeah. We're the solution.Copy !req
8. Well, there are no ants on my
desk because I sanitize it daily.Copy !req
9. What do you call that?
Ahhh! Those are your ants!Copy !req
10. They're using a monitor
cable as a land bridge!Copy !req
11. Gah!Copy !req
12. Now they're destroying
our technology.Copy !req
13. This is an invasion.Copy !req
14. They're in my yogurt.
Now it's personal.Copy !req
15. All right, that's it.
We have got to fight back.Copy !req
16. This is our planet!Copy !req
17. Just use Boyle's cologne.
It's repulsive to everything.Copy !req
18. Not cool! You're going to Penn
Station and buying me a new one.Copy !req
19. The ant infestation?Copy !req
20. It's bad. They bite now, sir.Copy !req
21. I think they're just trying to avoid the
cold weather. We should freeze them out.Copy !req
22. The plan is working, Captain!Copy !req
23. Yes. We won.Copy !req
24. Oh, my God.
They're in the coats.Copy !req
25. They're in our coats!Copy !req
26. Okay. I don't want
Sophia to knowCopy !req
27. that I'm waiting
for her, so...Copy !req
28. Should we pretend to have
a heated argument that I win?Copy !req
29. Ooh, or better yet, a
physical contest that I win.Copy !req
30. What's going on?Copy !req
31. I thought things were good
with you and Sophia. Mmm.Copy !req
32. Jake, did you do
something dumb?Copy !req
33. That's a really good question,
but actually, no, I don't think so.Copy !req
34. It's just been a little weird
lately. She's acting kind of distant.Copy !req
35. Have you talked to her?Copy !req
36. No, I don't want to
seem desperate.Copy !req
37. Talking to her is desperate?Copy !req
38. Well, it's not breezy.Copy !req
39. Jake!
Hey.Copy !req
40. What are you guys
doing here?Copy !req
41. Oh, just arguing about
America.Copy !req
42. Did you know that the Sarge
doesn't think we should haveCopy !req
43. given women the right
to vote? That is not true.Copy !req
44. Oh, sure, you say that now
that she's here.Copy !req
45. But hey, now that we've
accidentally bumped into each other...Copy !req
46. What are you doing tonight?
You want to hang out?Copy !req
47. Oh, I can't. I have that eventCopy !req
48. for the Association of the
Brooklyn Public Defenders?Copy !req
49. Remember, you called it Satan's
Charity Ball: Rise of the Demons.Copy !req
50. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
51. Defense attorneys
are monsters. Uh...Copy !req
52. Oh, except for
you. You're fine.Copy !req
53. Oh, that's... So sweet.
Nice, right?Copy !req
54. But I have a minute right now. You
want to go take a walk in the park?Copy !req
55. Oh, a walk in the park.
How romantic!Copy !req
56. And I know where all
the murder spots are.Copy !req
57. Oh. Do you want to see
them or avoid them?Copy !req
58. The choice is yours, my lady.
Terry, don't wait up.Copy !req
59. It's 10:00 a.m.
Yep.Copy !req
60. Deputy Chief Wuntch is
here to see you.Copy !req
61. Oh, please stay, Diaz.
I need a witnessCopy !req
62. in case her head starts
spinning aroundCopy !req
63. or she turns into a she-wolf.Copy !req
64. Hello, Raymond.Copy !req
65. No flaccid rejoinder.
Hmm. What's going on?Copy !req
66. I'm here on
important business.Copy !req
67. I'm a frontrunner for a job
in the Boston PD. Boston?Copy !req
68. But it's so
close to Salem.Copy !req
69. You do know what they do to
witches up there, don't you?Copy !req
70. This is amazing.Copy !req
71. The job is Chief of Police.Copy !req
72. I see. So, you've
come to brag.Copy !req
73. No.Copy !req
74. The only blemish on my
record is our long historyCopy !req
75. of interpersonal turbulence.Copy !req
76. The Boston Commissioner would
like to speak with you about it.Copy !req
77. I've come to ask
for your help.Copy !req
78. The Commissioner will be
calling... Wait, wait. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
79. Ah, moment savored.Copy !req
80. So, where were we?
Ah, yes. You were talkingCopy !req
81. about how I hold your fate
in the palm of my hand.Copy !req
82. Oopsie.Copy !req
83. Oh, my God!Copy !req
84. Oh, I'm sorry.
I lost my balance.Copy !req
85. You think I'm bothered by
a little spilled milkshake?Copy !req
86. I'm a food blogger.
I'm stained all over.Copy !req
87. Okay, what is going
on with you two?Copy !req
88. Well, you know how our parents
have been tender sexing each other?Copy !req
89. Ew.
Precisely, Amy. Ew.Copy !req
90. Boyle and I made a
pact to break them up,Copy !req
91. and now this sticky little
gummy bear is backing out.Copy !req
92. Look, I know you don't
want our lives intertwined.Copy !req
93. But things have changed.Copy !req
94. My father wants to
marry your mom.Copy !req
95. So, you choose your dad over me,
your co-worker who hates you.Copy !req
96. Papa's a gentleman. He won't
propose until he gets Gina's blessing,Copy !req
97. and she won't give it to him.Copy !req
98. Who says "Papa?"
Are you a little French boy?Copy !req
99. Uh-huh-huh-huh.Copy !req
100. I think maybe I can help.Copy !req
101. I took a seminar on
conflict resolution. And...Copy !req
102. I have been waiting weeksCopy !req
103. to bust this bad boy out.Copy !req
104. Mmm.
New binder smell.Copy !req
105. Mmm-mmm. Amy, don't do this.Copy !req
106. I'm going to throw a
milkshake in your face.Copy !req
107. This is nice. I feel
like old people.Copy !req
108. Should we sit here?Copy !req
109. Um. Jake, there's something
I want to talk to you about.Copy !req
110. So, my boss hasn't been
assigning me any of the good cases,Copy !req
111. and I found out it's
because I'm dating a cop.Copy !req
112. What? Did he
actually say that?Copy !req
113. No, but my colleagues did.Copy !req
114. You know, everybody I work
with think of cops as the enemy.Copy !req
115. That's crazy!
They're the enemy.Copy !req
116. I see what you mean.Copy !req
117. Jake, I really like you.Copy !req
118. But my job's really
important to me, too.Copy !req
119. Can we press pause on this?Copy !req
120. Press pause?Copy !req
121. Just until I figure out
what to do with my boss.Copy !req
122. Is that okay?Copy !req
123. So, this is just about
your boss? Okay.Copy !req
124. Yes, let's press pause.Copy !req
125. Let's pause the
hell out of this.Copy !req
126. Let's pause this like I paused
Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.Copy !req
127. I haven't seen that movie, but
I'm assuming she's naked?Copy !req
128. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
129. Pause seems bad, Jake.
Why aren't you more upset?Copy !req
130. Because Sophia's problem isn't with me,
it's with her dumb boss.Copy !req
131. That's something I can fix.Copy !req
132. I'm going to make
him like me.Copy !req
133. Here is the target.
Geoffrey Hoytsman.Copy !req
134. Now, according to the
internet, his interests areCopy !req
135. skiing, his terrier,
Atlantic City,Copy !req
136. the film 12 Years
a Slave, and nature.Copy !req
137. Obviously, nature
is super boringCopy !req
138. and the slave film
is a little bit dicey.Copy !req
139. It's real dicey.Copy !req
140. Yeah. So, I will focus mainly
on skiing and Atlantic CityCopy !req
141. when I talk to him tonight atCopy !req
142. the fundraiser for the Association
of Brooklyn Public Defenders.Copy !req
143. AKA The Chamber of Asses.Copy !req
144. No, wait, that's too sexy.
The Chamber of Snakes!Copy !req
145. Anyway, it starts at 8:00,
so you should probably get dressed.Copy !req
146. What? I am not going to that.Copy !req
147. Please, Sarge? Just come.
Do it for me. Do it for love?Copy !req
148. Damn, Jake. You know
Terry loves love. I'm in.Copy !req
149. All right! Now, put on
your phoniest smile,Copy !req
150. 'cause we're going into
the belly of the beast.Copy !req
151. Phonier.Copy !req
152. Phonier!Copy !req
153. Ah, there it is.
Into the beast!Copy !req
154. All of our worst
enemies are here.Copy !req
155. Brown hair guy,
pony tail lady.Copy !req
156. Asian Don Cheadle.Copy !req
157. I refuse to learn their names
because it humanizes them.Copy !req
158. But you'll never forget
their smug lawyer faces.Copy !req
159. Each one brings back a
specific horrible memory.Copy !req
160. Like courtroom PTSD.Copy !req
161. Incompetent!Copy !req
162. Idiot!Copy !req
163. Mint?Copy !req
164. I could have choked
on that mint!Copy !req
165. Even the nice ones
are psychopaths.Copy !req
166. All right, let's get fired up.
Pound on my shoulders.Copy !req
167. That's my stuff. Wait,
wait, no, don't hurt me!Copy !req
168. That was a bad idea. I'll bang
my own shoulders. Let's go.Copy !req
169. Detective. Have a seat.Copy !req
170. I'm grappling with a
highly vexing conundrum.Copy !req
171. What to do about Deputy
Chief Wuntch? Precisely.Copy !req
172. I could torpedo her promotion.Copy !req
173. Just saying it brims
my soul with joy.Copy !req
174. But to do so would mean that
she stays here in New York City,Copy !req
175. hanging over me
like an albino bat.Copy !req
176. On the other hand,
if I "praise" Wuntch,Copy !req
177. she will leave the city,
the clouds will part,Copy !req
178. and the children will sing
Wuntch is Gone.Copy !req
179. What children?
All the children.Copy !req
180. Right, that was a
stupid question.Copy !req
181. What was Sarge's advice?Copy !req
182. Oh, you and I both know what
Mother Jeffords would say.Copy !req
183. Take the high road.Copy !req
184. But I asked you, Detective Diaz,
because you understand...Copy !req
185. Vengeance.Copy !req
186. Yes, I do.Copy !req
187. I had a nemesis once.Copy !req
188. Carla Bianci.
Mmm.Copy !req
189. She wronged me.Copy !req
190. And I crushed her like a
gnat between my fingers.Copy !req
191. I got her suspended
from the second grade.Copy !req
192. Second grade?Copy !req
193. That little turd hoarded
all the good markers.Copy !req
194. But eventually, she
came back to schoolCopy !req
195. and she made the next
10 years of my lifeCopy !req
196. miserable.Copy !req
197. It's not worth it.Copy !req
198. Be nice to Wuntch.Copy !req
199. Be nice to Wuntch.Copy !req
200. You may go now.Copy !req
201. Mother Diaz.Copy !req
202. I hate this. Everyone
is looking at us.Copy !req
203. Only because we're equally massive,
beautiful men in tuxes.Copy !req
204. Mmm.Copy !req
205. Sophia!Copy !req
206. Hey, girlfriend!Copy !req
207. That came out saucier
than I was expecting.Copy !req
208. Yeah. Hey, Jake.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
209. I thought we agreed
to press pause.Copy !req
210. We did. I'm not here to see
you. I'm here to see your boss,Copy !req
211. Geoffrey Hoytsman.
We're going to bond.Copy !req
212. Oh, God.
Oh, good, indeed.Copy !req
213. You misheard me
on purpose. Possibly.Copy !req
214. Look, I'm gonna charm him.Copy !req
215. He's going to start giving
you the good cases again.Copy !req
216. This is going to work.
No, it's not.Copy !req
217. Look, how can I explain this?Copy !req
218. Oh, okay. Imagine this room is
full of super intelligent robots...Copy !req
219. Oh.
hell bent on ending humanityCopy !req
220. and you are a working class human
who just entered the swarm hive.Copy !req
221. Okay. Love this. Love
you. Keep going.Copy !req
222. It's a really weird moment to
say you love me for the first time.Copy !req
223. Oh, no.
Was it?Copy !req
224. I'm just going to
blow past that. Yeah.Copy !req
225. Look, the point is, you can't
charm robots.Copy !req
226. So, you should go before they
pod you and harvest your brain.Copy !req
227. Look, I've done my research
on Hoytsman. Skiing, nature,Copy !req
228. Atlantic City. I'm
ready for him.Copy !req
229. Sophia. Sergeant Jeffords.Copy !req
230. Detective Peralta.Copy !req
231. Please. My friends call
me Jakey Snowpants.Copy !req
232. Because I'm skiing so much.
Carving moguls on a black diamond.Copy !req
233. I prefer cross-country skiing.Copy !req
234. It's not a sport if gravity
does the work for you.Copy !req
235. Yeah. Gravity sucks.
Not the movie, the theory.Copy !req
236. Anyway, I've been spending most of
my weekends in Atlantic City these days.Copy !req
237. Oh, that place is a dump.
Oh.Copy !req
238. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to steal Sophia.Copy !req
239. You can't charm the robots.Copy !req
240. What in the frig was that?Copy !req
241. He's always in Atlantic City.Copy !req
242. Why would he go some
place he hates so much?Copy !req
243. Unless there was something
there he loves.Copy !req
244. I bet he loves gambling.Copy !req
245. Just like I'm here in this dump
because of Sophia, who I now love.Copy !req
246. You're really going hard
on this love thing.Copy !req
247. Well, I said it out loud.
It's on the record.Copy !req
248. I can't take it back.
Just get on board, Terry.Copy !req
249. Hello, Gina.Copy !req
250. Ugh! What are you
creeps doing?Copy !req
251. You made me look away
from my phone.Copy !req
252. You better pray I
didn't miss a text.Copy !req
253. In the two seconds
you looked away?Copy !req
254. Seventeen texts.
All of them important.Copy !req
255. Amy suggested we
negotiate terms.Copy !req
256. So, if you agree to give
my dad his blessing,Copy !req
257. here's what I'll do for you.Copy !req
258. You will never see me in
my pajamas on a family trip.Copy !req
259. We will never share
a bunk bed.Copy !req
260. And I won't force
you to participateCopy !req
261. in our annual themed
Christmas cards.Copy !req
262. This year, my dad was Mary
and I was the baby Jesus.Copy !req
263. Yeah, I know. Got one.
Lived the nightmare.Copy !req
264. Ah. Well, the list goes on.Copy !req
265. I signed it. Amy notarized it.Copy !req
266. I'm a notary. No big deal.
I met the comptroller.Copy !req
267. Okay. You know what? This isn't about
our lives getting intertwined. Okay?Copy !req
268. I'm actually worried about my
mom because she's been hurt before.Copy !req
269. This is all moving
way too fast.Copy !req
270. Wow. Gina.
That's really sweet.Copy !req
271. The only reason I didn't tell you guys
is 'cause I don't value you as people.Copy !req
272. So, it's like, why be honest?Copy !req
273. Right.
Yeah, you just went backCopy !req
274. Mmm-hmm.
and ruined what you said.Copy !req
275. Look. I know I'm a
stage five player.Copy !req
276. Just mowing down
chicks left and right.Copy !req
277. But my dad's not like that.Copy !req
278. He would never hurt your
mom. Just talk to him.Copy !req
279. You'll see.Copy !req
280. Fine. I'll talk to him.Copy !req
281. Just to ask him
some questions.Copy !req
282. But go get him before
I change my mind.Copy !req
283. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
284. Uh... I already
changed my mind. Oh!Copy !req
285. All right, I'm back.
Oh!Copy !req
286. I'm back.Copy !req
287. After that,
the judge just threw it out on the spot.Copy !req
288. That judge has a
deep voice, right?Copy !req
289. I'm going to go, uh,
check out the food.Copy !req
290. Hey. Bet you five bucks you can't guess
three of the hors d'oeuvres they're serving.Copy !req
291. I'll take that action.Copy !req
292. Chicken satay, tuna tartare,Copy !req
293. shot glasses of gazpacho.Copy !req
294. Satay,
tartare. No 'zpach.Copy !req
295. Where's the 'zpach, Hoytsman?Copy !req
296. Yes! 'Zpach!
No!Copy !req
297. Well played.Copy !req
298. Unless you want to go
double or nothing.Copy !req
299. I'm listening.Copy !req
300. Oh, nothing but glass!Copy !req
301. Oh!Copy !req
302. I'll bet you can't guess
how tall the Sarge is.Copy !req
303. In eggrolls.Copy !req
304. 24, exactly 25 eggrolls tall.Copy !req
305. Celebration eggroll!Copy !req
306. Hey, man, that
was on the floor.Copy !req
307. You're on the floor.Copy !req
308. 60 bucks says you can't remove one glass
without knocking the whole thing over.Copy !req
309. You didn't say I couldn't
grab the top one.Copy !req
310. Ah!Copy !req
311. Yes!Copy !req
312. 100 bucks says I can jump
from the roof and survive.Copy !req
313. Oh, I don't think...Copy !req
314. Just messing with you,
Peralta.Copy !req
315. I've got to hit the head.Copy !req
316. Ooh. Then, we'll bet on who can
shove more shrimp in his mouth.Copy !req
317. You're on. I've got a big mouth,
though. You're in trouble.Copy !req
318. Jake. I thought you
were leaving.Copy !req
319. Were you just
talking to Hoytsman?Copy !req
320. Talking, bonding, betting.Copy !req
321. Ooh. I should bet him that I
can pee for longer than he can.Copy !req
322. Oh.
The trick is to pinch it.Copy !req
323. All right, I'll be
right back. Oh!Copy !req
324. Got to fill up the tank.Copy !req
325. Ah. Hello, Geoffrey.
Hello!Copy !req
326. And that's cocaine.Copy !req
327. This night is making
me incredibly anxious.Copy !req
328. Oh, hey. Stay close.Copy !req
329. Someone messed with the
champagne tower. You're all I've got.Copy !req
330. Jake is stupid,
but he's smart.Copy !req
331. I think his plan is
actually working.Copy !req
332. Oh, God.Copy !req
333. Hey. So, no big deal, but...Copy !req
334. I arrested your boss and
I never should have come here.Copy !req
335. Well, I read that wrong.Copy !req
336. Oh, this is insane. This is so
insane. I wasn't doing anything.Copy !req
337. He was snorting cocaine
in the bathroom.Copy !req
338. Okay. For the last time,
that is not what happened.Copy !req
339. And that's cocaine.Copy !req
340. Oh, are you sure?Copy !req
341. Five dollars says
you're wrong.Copy !req
342. Let me get in there, take
a good look and smell.Copy !req
343. No, don't...Copy !req
344. Okay, it was cocaine.Copy !req
345. Turns out I was accidentally
doing some cocaine.Copy !req
346. Not on accident. You put
it in your nose on purpose.Copy !req
347. I don't even think I
have a nose, Peralta.Copy !req
348. I certainly cannot feel it!
The defense rests!Copy !req
349. Shh, keep your voices down!
What is going on here?Copy !req
350. Nothing.
Nothing at all.Copy !req
351. Sophia's cop boyfriend is arresting me
in front of my friends and colleagues!Copy !req
352. Hey, everyone.Copy !req
353. I'm Jake.Copy !req
354. So, who here saw
12 Years a Slave?Copy !req
355. Best picture.Copy !req
356. Well, Diaz, the deed is done.Copy !req
357. You torpedoed her promotion.Copy !req
358. Sadly, no. I gave that goblin
a good recommendation.Copy !req
359. Your story about the
marker turd really hit me.Copy !req
360. I began to realize that if even you
thought I should take the high road,Copy !req
361. that was probably
the right choice.Copy !req
362. I'm sorry you didn't get your
vengeance, Mother Holt.Copy !req
363. Good one.Copy !req
364. But I am still planning to
get some retribution.Copy !req
365. I got her a parting gift.Copy !req
366. Tickets to Wicked?Copy !req
367. In Boston.Copy !req
368. She's moving to a
second-class city,Copy !req
369. and I wanted to rub
her nose in it.Copy !req
370. Enjoy the understudies,
Madeline.Copy !req
371. Have fun watching some
chubby Chenoweth knockoffCopy !req
372. warble her way
through Popular.Copy !req
373. Hello, Lynn.
Hi, Regina.Copy !req
374. Don't play games with me, boy.Copy !req
375. This is a bad idea.Copy !req
376. No, it's okay. Dad's got this.
He's a real sweet talker.Copy !req
377. Let's cut the crap.
Okay.Copy !req
378. What are your intentions
with my mother?Copy !req
379. To make love to her every
morning until we die.Copy !req
380. So, it's just physical.
What are you, nuts?Copy !req
381. I'm a divorced, retired florist
with a terrible gluten allergy.Copy !req
382. Your mom is a beautiful,
brilliant travel agent.Copy !req
383. She talks to people on the phone
who have seen the whole world.Copy !req
384. I'll never meet anyone
half as good as her.Copy !req
385. She's the best thing that
ever happened to me.Copy !req
386. You mean other than Charles?Copy !req
387. No. She's the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
388. That's okay, Pop. You
did what you had to do.Copy !req
389. I love her. All I want is to
make her happy forever.Copy !req
390. Fine, I give you my blessing.Copy !req
391. But if you hurt my mom in
any way, so help me God,Copy !req
392. I will cut off your
son's testicles.Copy !req
393. Snip, snip,
snip! And I'm not playing. Ooh.Copy !req
394. Deal.Copy !req
395. Way to go,
Dad! You bagged the babe!Copy !req
396. The Boyle boys are
planning a wedding!Copy !req
397. Boyle boys!
Boyle boys!Copy !req
398. Boyle boys! Boyle boys!Copy !req
399. You screwed this up, buddy.Copy !req
400. You think she's going to
still love you after this?Copy !req
401. She'll see who you are now.Copy !req
402. Hey, you don't know anything
about me and Sophia.Copy !req
403. What? I'm talking to
myself. About my wife.Copy !req
404. She is not going
to like this.Copy !req
405. Who cares about you
and your gross life?Copy !req
406. Jake, heads up.Copy !req
407. Oh, hey!
Sophia.Copy !req
408. Thank God you're here. I was just
going to find you so we could talk.Copy !req
409. Jake, I'm not here to talk to you.
I'm here as Geoffrey's attorney.Copy !req
410. Oh, I can do it
myself. Watch this.Copy !req
411. Objection, objection,
objection, objection, objection!Copy !req
412. Five! Five objections.Copy !req
413. Maybe this cocaine
isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
414. Okay. Geoffrey!Copy !req
415. I'm going to have to advise
you to stop talking/confessingCopy !req
416. in front of the
detectives. Okay.Copy !req
417. Look, I know that you're mad.Copy !req
418. But I talked to the DA and
he agreed to drop the charges.Copy !req
419. Geoffrey just has to do a
little bit of community serviceCopy !req
420. and nothing will even
go on his record.Copy !req
421. Not good enough.
You have no evidence.Copy !req
422. Sophia. There's cocaine on
his collar right now.Copy !req
423. Ooh, not anymore.
Ooh.Copy !req
424. You're really not reading
the vibe right at all.Copy !req
425. Tell you what,
that's the cocaine.Copy !req
426. I'm usually very tuned in. Shh!Copy !req
427. I had to arrest him.
I had no choice.Copy !req
428. Really? Because I can think of 50 other
ways you could have handled this scenario.Copy !req
429. Oh, my God, you
are such a lawyer.Copy !req
430. You are such a cop.Copy !req
431. I tell you I need some
space to figure things outCopy !req
432. and you come kicking down the door with
the first plan that pops into your head.Copy !req
433. How is it my fault that your jerk boss put
his jerk nose in a pile of jerk cocaine?Copy !req
434. You followed him into a bathroom
at a party you weren't even invited to.Copy !req
435. Okay. You know
what? We're done.Copy !req
436. All right, fine. I'll
talk to the DA.Copy !req
437. I'll see if I can cut the community
service in half. How's that?Copy !req
438. No, Jake. Not
with the case.Copy !req
439. You and I are done.Copy !req
440. Jake, what are you doing?Copy !req
441. I wanted to stop you.
Grand gesture.Copy !req
442. I took the stairs.Copy !req
443. Little winded there, buddy?Copy !req
444. Yeah. Romance is hard.Copy !req
445. Here, will you just talk for like 20
minutes while I catch my breath?Copy !req
446. I don't have anything to say.Copy !req
447. Oh, come on. This is just a
stupid fight about nothing.Copy !req
448. I'm not going to let us
break up over this.Copy !req
449. Jake, our jobs
are incompatible.Copy !req
450. Our lives are incompatible.Copy !req
451. Look, we'll just never
talk about workCopy !req
452. or interact with each
other as friendsCopy !req
453. or acknowledge each
other in public.Copy !req
454. And I know this sounds like
I'm describing enemies,Copy !req
455. but we can make this work.Copy !req
456. We're Romeo and Juliet.Copy !req
457. It didn't work for
Romeo and Juliet.Copy !req
458. That play ends in a
tragic double suicide.Copy !req
459. That's how it ends? Why do
people like it so much?Copy !req
460. All right, look, Jake.
You're fun. Okay?Copy !req
461. And we've only been dating for three
months. It's just not that serious.Copy !req
462. Well, it's kind of
serious to me.Copy !req
463. I've accidentally said I love
you, like, four times already.Copy !req
464. I know... I just don't think I
accidentally love you back.Copy !req
465. Look, it's just...
It's just so much work.Copy !req
466. That's work I'm willing to do.Copy !req
467. I'm not.Copy !req
468. I'm sorry.Copy !req
469. Double suicide?Copy !req
470. Hello, Madeline.
Raymond.Copy !req
471. I was just about to call you.Copy !req
472. I wanted to thank you for
your kind recommendation.Copy !req
473. And I wanted to give you this.Copy !req
474. Wicked, starring
Beth Danube?Copy !req
475. Well played, Raymond.Copy !req
476. Sadly, I won't be
able to use them.Copy !req
477. Since I'm not going
to Boston. What?Copy !req
478. I was only interested in the
Boston offer as leverage.Copy !req
479. I used it to get a
promotion from the NYPD.Copy !req
480. I have never had more power over
you than I do at this very moment.Copy !req
481. I wanted to give you
these as a thank you.Copy !req
482. You're joking.Copy !req
483. I'm going to call the commissioner. Shh,
shh, shh.Copy !req
484. I know you never would have recommended
me for that Boston post if, deep down,Copy !req
485. you didn't think I
deserved the job.Copy !req
486. What the...Copy !req
487. A thank you round of drinks.
And a toast to Amy.Copy !req
488. Your conflict resolution skills has
made my childhood dreams come true.Copy !req
489. I'm going to be a ring bearer.Copy !req
490. You don't think your dad
will make you best man?Copy !req
491. Oh, I'd just assumed
he'd ask Jake.Copy !req
492. Mmm. Move over, please.Copy !req
493. I do have a wedding to plan.Copy !req
494. Because if this thing's happening,
it's not going to be a Boyle bros event.Copy !req
495. For starters, all the bridesmaids
are going to be dressedCopy !req
496. like Roseanne from the
television show Roseanne.Copy !req
497. Oh, I like that show.Copy !req
498. A certified shaman will
conduct the ceremony.Copy !req
499. And the ring bearer will
be an actual wolf.Copy !req
500. Oh, man, I could do it, but I
wouldn't be as majestic on all fours.Copy !req
501. This wedding sounds
weird. I'm into it.Copy !req
502. To Lynn and Darlene Boyle.Copy !req
503. Cheers.Copy !req
504. Yuck.Copy !req
505. My lady left me.
My lady stayed.Copy !req
506. Come on, sir.
Focus on the good.Copy !req
507. You can hold your head up.Copy !req
508. You took the high
road with Wuntch.Copy !req
509. Not entirely.Copy !req
510. When I was alone in her office,
I changed her auto correct.Copy !req
511. Now, when she types "Wuntch,"
it gets replaced with "butt."Copy !req
512. Oh, I should not have
gone to that party.Copy !req
513. I shouldn't have gone
to that bathroom.Copy !req
514. I should not have
arrested her boss.Copy !req
515. I don't see it that way.Copy !req
516. You did everything right.
You were a good cop.Copy !req
517. Good lonely cop.Copy !req
518. Hey, man, you put
yourself out there.Copy !req
519. You weren't breezy.Copy !req
520. You liked Sophia.
You fought for her.Copy !req
521. You should be proud.Copy !req
522. No, you should be
changing her auto correct.Copy !req
523. What's her last name?
Perez.Copy !req
524. No. It's Butt now.
Sophia Butt.Copy !req
525. Huh.Copy !req
526. That feels good,
doesn't it?Copy !req
527. Not really.Copy !req
528. Okay.Copy !req
529. Then, let's get soused.Copy !req
530. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay. Fine. Fine.Copy !req