1. Ho, ho, ho,
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
2. Ho, thank you, good sir!Copy !req
3. The elves will not
starve this night!Copy !req
4. Any sign of our bogie?Copy !req
5. Negative. Are you sure
our guy's gonna show?Copy !req
6. My CI said he walked this
route exactly the last three days.Copy !req
7. Fine, but in 10 minutes
we're calling this.Copy !req
8. I have to get back
to my ecstasy task force.Copy !req
9. We have to bag a major Giggle Pig player
soon, or they're gonna shut us down.Copy !req
10. Ho, ho,
ho and a bottle of rum! Presents.Copy !req
11. God, you're bad
at being Santa.Copy !req
12. Jake, holy crap!
Nine o'clock.Copy !req
13. The Pontiac Bandit,
AKA Doug Judy.Copy !req
14. Okay, Santa. Stay calm.
Just like we practiced.Copy !req
15. Merry Judy, Mr. Doug Judy,
Christmas.Copy !req
16. Damn it!
Peralta?Copy !req
17. No!Copy !req
18. Onion ring attack!
Ah! Greasy!Copy !req
19. NYPD. Stop where you are!Copy !req
20. Come on, Santa.
Why are you so fat?Copy !req
21. NYPD. Clear out.Copy !req
22. Where are you?Copy !req
23. Ah!Copy !req
24. Got you.Copy !req
25. Doug Judy,
you are under arrest.Copy !req
26. Put your hands
in the air.Copy !req
27. Hey, Rosa.
Merry Christmas, girl.Copy !req
28. Shut up.Copy !req
29. Take a good look, kids.Copy !req
30. This is what happens
when you're naughty!Copy !req
31. Attention, everyone. Holidays
of many cultures approach.Copy !req
32. This truly
is a joyful time.Copy !req
33. Join me for a festive
winter partyCopy !req
34. at Shaw's Bar this Friday,
7:00 till 9:00.Copy !req
35. Any questions?
A.m. or p.m?Copy !req
36. I'm gonna let you
figure that one out.Copy !req
37. Also, I'd like to
reiterate my gift policy.Copy !req
38. None allowed.
Enjoy this merry season.Copy !req
39. Good people
of the Nine-Nine.Copy !req
40. I present to youCopy !req
41. the seventh wonder
of the world,Copy !req
42. Doug Judy,
AKA the Pontiac Bandit,Copy !req
43. foiled at last!Copy !req
44. Wow, you guys.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
45. All right.
That's enough, Judy!Copy !req
46. This is my moment.
You are not to enjoy it.Copy !req
47. I can't help it.
I'm proud of you.Copy !req
48. You're like a son to me.
A white, crispy son.Copy !req
49. How would that even work?
Am I adopted?Copy !req
50. No. Your mother's
just really pale.Copy !req
51. Almost invisible.
Okay.Copy !req
52. Anyways, it's a shame
I gotta ruin your celebrationCopy !req
53. by cutting a deal
and getting out of here.Copy !req
54. Never! Right?Copy !req
55. I'm just saying.Copy !req
56. I know a lot of real,Copy !req
57. high profile felons.Copy !req
58. Makes me a very
desirable tattletale.Copy !req
59. We will never
cut a deal with you.Copy !req
60. Not after you
screwed us last year.Copy !req
61. You don't want any info on a
local burglary ring, perhaps?Copy !req
62. Not good enough.
Testify, Captain!Copy !req
63. How about a guy who makes
fake credit cards?Copy !req
64. Negative.
You see that, Judy?Copy !req
65. No matter what you say,
you're going to jail.Copy !req
66. What about drugs?Copy !req
67. You all ever heard of
Giggle Pig?Copy !req
68. What do you know?
We're listening.Copy !req
69. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
70. We're not listening.
We can't hear him.Copy !req
71. Everybody, shoot your guns
in the air!Copy !req
72. Gina, you need
to see this!Copy !req
73. Oh, Charles.
I can't take that.Copy !req
74. It's clearly not cash,
and I don't have timeCopy !req
75. in my life
to return things.Copy !req
76. I found this in my
dad's place last night.Copy !req
77. It's from him
to your mom.Copy !req
78. No.
Yes.Copy !req
79. Boyle, this is bad.Copy !req
80. I thought our parents were
just having a casual fling.Copy !req
81. But presents is like
old people third base.Copy !req
82. No. That's rubbing
butts together.Copy !req
83. What?
But this is very close.Copy !req
84. Gina, they may be
getting serious.Copy !req
85. Don't you dare say that.Copy !req
86. Do you know
how disgustinglyCopy !req
87. entangled our lives
will beCopy !req
88. if our parents turn
into a real couple?Copy !req
89. Yes! You think I want
you and your momCopy !req
90. horning in on the Boyle Boys
mimosa brunches?Copy !req
91. That's our guy time!Copy !req
92. Ugh. We need to
figure outCopy !req
93. what is in this
horrible packageCopy !req
94. so we can determine
where they're atCopy !req
95. in their relationship.Copy !req
96. What if
it's a romantic book,Copy !req
97. or like a picture of the
two of them in a frame?Copy !req
98. Ugh, ugh.
Oh, or "his and hers" pajamas?Copy !req
99. The kind that dissolve
in your mouth.Copy !req
100. Ew. No. No, Charles. Ew.Copy !req
101. So, this is
where all the tape went.Copy !req
102. I gotta put up these pictures
my daughters drew.Copy !req
103. And I need some 'cause
I cut my hand. Hitchcock!Copy !req
104. Go to the hospital!Copy !req
105. And give 100 bucks to some doctor
to give me the exact same tape?Copy !req
106. I don't think so.Copy !req
107. Wow. What's all this?Copy !req
108. I'm making a Christmas
present for Captain Holt.Copy !req
109. I know,
I know. He has a strict no gift policy,Copy !req
110. but I found a loophole.Copy !req
111. Like your loophole
last year?Copy !req
112. So, I was just gonna throw out
this brand new squash racquet,Copy !req
113. but then I thought, "Hey,
maybe the Captain could use it."Copy !req
114. I don't want
your garbage.Copy !req
115. No, it was a very
expensive gift!Copy !req
116. Aha! Suspicions confirmed.Copy !req
117. I asked the Captain
what qualified as a gift,Copy !req
118. and he said anything
I spent money on.Copy !req
119. Then I realized,
my time is worth nothing.Copy !req
120. Sounds like you're bragging,
but that's just a sad statement.Copy !req
121. I'm making a scrapbook of
his professional highlights.Copy !req
122. Newspaper clippings,
police reports, pictures.Copy !req
123. It's got every moment
of his career.Copy !req
124. From Ray To Z.Copy !req
125. This is a very bad idea.Copy !req
126. I know! I'm not happy
with the title either,Copy !req
127. but my back-up was
Keep Hotting On,Copy !req
128. but that just makes him
sound like he's sick.Copy !req
129. All right, before we make a
deal with this evil monster,Copy !req
130. can I just ask something?Copy !req
131. Is Giggle Pig
really that important?Copy !req
132. My job, Rosa's job,
and the fate of this entire precinctCopy !req
133. all depend upon the outcome
of this task force.Copy !req
134. All right, fine.Copy !req
135. Diaz, what's our status
right now?Copy !req
136. We've picked up
a bunch of dealers,Copy !req
137. but our main target
is Tito Ruiz.Copy !req
138. We believe he runs
the whole operation,Copy !req
139. only we can't prove it because
none of his people will turn on him.Copy !req
140. Just because he bit off
a few noses. Babies.Copy !req
141. I say the only way we
make a deal with Doug JudyCopy !req
142. is if he can give us
the top guy, Tito Ruiz.Copy !req
143. I can give you Tito Ruiz.Copy !req
144. Oh, come on, Judy!Copy !req
145. I mean, how do we even
know this is real?Copy !req
146. This guy's a huckster!Copy !req
147. He's a lie guy.
Peralta has a point.Copy !req
148. You have been a lie guy
to us before. Thank you.Copy !req
149. Give me some details.Copy !req
150. Ruiz and I were cellies
in Attica in the '90s.Copy !req
151. He texted me last week.Copy !req
152. He needs some cars
to deliver his product.Copy !req
153. I said no
because drugs are stupid.Copy !req
154. Except for weed and sex
pills. A man has needs.Copy !req
155. Rosa, Rosa, Rosa.Copy !req
156. RosaCopy !req
157. I can't think
of your last name, babyCopy !req
158. Enough crooning.Copy !req
159. Can you get us
a face to face with Ruiz?Copy !req
160. Yeah, but you gotta
give me zero jail time.Copy !req
161. No, that's not
gonna happen.Copy !req
162. Stupid Judy.Copy !req
163. The DA, however,
will offer a reduced sentenceCopy !req
164. in return
for Ruiz's arrest.Copy !req
165. Five years instead of 20.Copy !req
166. Oh, that's tough,
but fair.Copy !req
167. I can see why you have such
intense daddy stuff with him.Copy !req
168. Oh, yeah, the guy
without a daddyCopy !req
169. is the one
with daddy issues.Copy !req
170. Explain that logic.Copy !req
171. Since I'm going to jail, I want to
enjoy my time left on the outside.Copy !req
172. Put me up in a five-star hotel,
like the Royce,Copy !req
173. unlimited room service
and minibar privileges.Copy !req
174. Three-star hotel,
like the Brooklyner,Copy !req
175. $60 a day meal allowance,
no minibar.Copy !req
176. Four-star hotel,
like the Oneida,Copy !req
177. $200 in food,
no minibar or alcohol,Copy !req
178. but I get to go crazy
on candy and nuts.Copy !req
179. Agreed.
Ow!Copy !req
180. Oh, one last thing.Copy !req
181. Diaz has to be
nice to me.Copy !req
182. I want her to call me
"Big Sugar".Copy !req
183. Huge mistake, bud.Copy !req
184. She'll never
agree to that.Copy !req
185. No, I'm in. Let's do this,
"Big Sugar".Copy !req
186. What? All right, fine.Copy !req
187. If this is going down,
I wanna be on this case.Copy !req
188. And my sole focus
is Doug Judy.Copy !req
189. He never leaves my sights.Copy !req
190. Love it! Pontiac Bandit and
Jake. P.B. and J ride again!Copy !req
191. Reunited
and it feels so goodCopy !req
192. It's a duet.
Get in on this.Copy !req
193. Reunited 'cause
we understoodCopy !req
194. No! No.Copy !req
195. All right, Big Sugar.Copy !req
196. Four-star hotel room.
You happy?Copy !req
197. Okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
198. Flat screen TV,
king-sized bed,Copy !req
199. hangers you can
take off the rod.Copy !req
200. This is what's up.
This place is nice.Copy !req
201. We should
settle down here, Rosa.Copy !req
202. Now if you all excuse me,
I'm gonna go freshen up.Copy !req
203. I'm feeling stanky.Copy !req
204. Hold it. Not so fast.Copy !req
205. What?Copy !req
206. Let's make out.
Not yet.Copy !req
207. All right. There's no
windows. You can go in.Copy !req
208. But leave the door open
and I'm hanging onto this.Copy !req
209. What in the world
would I do with that?Copy !req
210. Point it at my face until
my eyeballs dry outCopy !req
211. and I lose
my sense of sight.Copy !req
212. Then shove it in my mouth
so I can't yell for help,Copy !req
213. and finally run out the front
door and disappear forever.Copy !req
214. Nah, I was just gonna use it
to dry my undercarriage later.Copy !req
215. Would you just relax?
Okay? Stop being so paranoid.Copy !req
216. I'm playing ball.
I got you.Copy !req
217. If you'll excuse me...Copy !req
218. All right.
We can't be too careful.Copy !req
219. Let's go over the plan
one more time.Copy !req
220. Doug Judy texts Ruiz
to set up a meet.Copy !req
221. We each have a hidden wire
and we record RuizCopy !req
222. talking about Giggle Pig,
then take him down.Copy !req
223. Tac team is on call for
backup. What are you doing?Copy !req
224. You look like a pervert.Copy !req
225. Putting a GPS
tracker in his shoe.Copy !req
226. He is not getting away
from me again,Copy !req
227. even if it means putting my favorite
hand into this rotten stink-boot.Copy !req
228. Okay.
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
229. Did you see the menu?Copy !req
230. Lobster Thermidor.
Baked Alaska.Copy !req
231. It's so fancy it doesn't
even sound like food!Copy !req
232. Here. Come on.
Order something.Copy !req
233. Order. Do it. Order it.Copy !req
234. No, thanks. I'm on duty.Copy !req
235. Come on, Peralta. You gonna
let the criminal have all the fun?Copy !req
236. All right, fine.Copy !req
237. I'll have one
Lobster Thermidor.Copy !req
238. Extra thermidor
on the side.Copy !req
239. I have no idea
what I'm ordering.Copy !req
240. Me neither! We're like
culinary Magellans!Copy !req
241. You know how we take
this to the next level?Copy !req
242. Robes!
Robes!Copy !req
243. Reunited and it feels
so goodCopy !req
244. ReunitedCopy !req
245. Okay, we just unwrap it,
we see what's inside,Copy !req
246. then we perfectly
rewrap it.Copy !req
247. Our parents never know
what happened.Copy !req
248. Ugh. Lord.
You're starting to sweat.Copy !req
249. You're gonna blemish
the wrapping paper! Oh.Copy !req
250. Oh. You're dabbing me
really hard. You know what?Copy !req
251. This is taking too long.
Just scooch, ya pooch.Copy !req
252. You are amazing.
How did you do that?Copy !req
253. I always open
my gifts in advance,Copy !req
254. so I can rehearse
my reactionsCopy !req
255. and nail those
Christmas morning candids.Copy !req
256. Check it out.
Be-wonderment.Copy !req
257. Disbe-loving it!Copy !req
258. Sparkle surprise.Copy !req
259. I like that.Copy !req
260. Now, focus up.
Your dad got my mom...Copy !req
261. A digital scale?
That's bad.Copy !req
262. So bad,
so wonderfully bad.Copy !req
263. Your dad might as well
have circledCopy !req
264. all the parts of my mom's
body he didn't like, with a marker.Copy !req
265. You did that to me.Copy !req
266. And it didn't help at all. No.Copy !req
267. My mom is gonna
hate this gift.Copy !req
268. And she'd hate it
even moreCopy !req
269. if we were both there
when she opened it.Copy !req
270. Should we do a gift exchange
dinner tonight with both our parents?Copy !req
271. Great idea.Copy !req
272. Maybe she'll slap him in the
face and never talk to him again.Copy !req
273. Sparkle surprise!Copy !req
274. For real!Copy !req
275. Three Lobster Thermidors.
Spaghetti and meatballs.Copy !req
276. Caesar salad with tater tots
instead of croutons.Copy !req
277. Oh, that's me. Salad,
trying to eat healthy.Copy !req
278. I hear that.
Your body's a temple.Copy !req
279. All right.
I'm searching it.Copy !req
280. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
281. Peralta. What you doing?Copy !req
282. Putting your fingers in
my fancy feast? What?Copy !req
283. How am I supposed
to escape using a lobster?Copy !req
284. Squeeze the lemon in my eyes
so I can't see,Copy !req
285. stab me in the jugular
with a claw,Copy !req
286. and then shove the tail down my
throat so I can't scream for help.Copy !req
287. I gotta keep my eye on you,
Judy. You're a slippery guy.Copy !req
288. Fair enough. That I am.Copy !req
289. But for right now,
I'm all about helping you,Copy !req
290. so why don't you just chill
and eat some sexy ass lobster?Copy !req
291. Okay, we held up our end of
the bargain. Text Ruiz now, friend.Copy !req
292. Fine.Copy !req
293. Tito, dot, dot, dot.Copy !req
294. You around, question mark.
Want to meet up, period.Copy !req
295. Speech to text.
We live in a magical age.Copy !req
296. It's like The Jetsons.Copy !req
297. By the way, this Tito dude,
he spooks real easy, so... No!Copy !req
298. There's no way you're going in
alone. We're coming with you.Copy !req
299. I've already got my
cover story worked out.Copy !req
300. My name is
Dante Thunderstone.Copy !req
301. I stole my first car
at the tender age of nine.Copy !req
302. You had to fend for yourself since
your mother was struck by lightning.Copy !req
303. While she was pregnant
with me. She passed, I lived.Copy !req
304. Some say
that makes Zeus my dad.Copy !req
305. Aw!
Mythic.Copy !req
306. That is dope. And, Rosa,
you could be my wife.Copy !req
307. Rosa. Why would you
take your wife with youCopy !req
308. to meet a drug dealer?Copy !req
309. Because we're partners
in everything we do. Aw.Copy !req
310. Whoa!Copy !req
311. Tito wants to meet up.Copy !req
312. Great! Tell him to
meet us over here.Copy !req
313. We'll get him a lobster
and a robe.Copy !req
314. I mean, no,
let's go catch him in the act.Copy !req
315. Sarge, I'm freaking outCopy !req
316. about my gift that's not
technically a gift.Copy !req
317. Somehow that doesn't
surprise me.Copy !req
318. Something horrible's happened
and I don't know what to do.Copy !req
319. Has Captain Holt ever told you
about the Brooklyn Broiler?Copy !req
320. Yeah. Arsonist. Burned down
12 buildings in Crown Heights.Copy !req
321. Captain's told me about it
many times.Copy !req
322. You flamed out.Copy !req
323. Dirtbag.Copy !req
324. Well, I think the Captain
may have made a mistake.Copy !req
325. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
326. I was doing follow up
research on the caseCopy !req
327. for a fun "where are
they now?" section,Copy !req
328. and I don't think the
Broiler set three of the firesCopy !req
329. he was charged with.Copy !req
330. I gotta tell the Captain.
Do you think he'll be upset?Copy !req
331. Probably not. I mean,
he seems like the kind of laid-back guyCopy !req
332. who delights in having
his mistakes exposed.Copy !req
333. Maybe next year,Copy !req
334. you can do a collage about
low points in his marriage.Copy !req
335. I know you're being
sarcastic, Sarge,Copy !req
336. but I really do love
making collages.Copy !req
337. Ruiz's bodyguards.Copy !req
338. Prepare to be touched
in some real intimate places.Copy !req
339. Clean.Copy !req
340. Watch it. Where'd you get those shoes,
man?Copy !req
341. There he is.Copy !req
342. Tito. What's up, my man?Copy !req
343. Doug Judy. Who are they?Copy !req
344. That's my bodyguard, Selena.Copy !req
345. We doing it on the D.L.Copy !req
346. He's an amazing lover.
I'm pregnant.Copy !req
347. Aw, nice!Copy !req
348. And this here is my partner,
Dante Thunderstone.Copy !req
349. The one and only.
Braat, braat, braat.Copy !req
350. Okay, Judy.
If we're gonna do business,Copy !req
351. I gotta see how good
you really are.Copy !req
352. This is a test. Go
jack that car right now.Copy !req
353. Give him the tools.Copy !req
354. No worries.Copy !req
355. That is a cinch to pinch.Copy !req
356. There's no way
you're getting in that car alone.Copy !req
357. Hey, where are you going,
Thunderstone?Copy !req
358. To steal the car.Copy !req
359. I jack the rides,
Judy holds my tools.Copy !req
360. Fine. Then you have
two minutes.Copy !req
361. Only need one.Copy !req
362. That was tight.
You played him like a boss.Copy !req
363. Thanks. Now I just need to
magically learn how to steal a car.Copy !req
364. Braat, braat.Copy !req
365. Okay, okay. All I have
to do is break into this carCopy !req
366. and drive it away
without a key.Copy !req
367. Something wrong?
Nope!Copy !req
368. Just, uh, warming up
my stealing fingies!Copy !req
369. Relax, Thunderstone.
It's easy. Here.Copy !req
370. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
371. Oh, just, uh, telling Thunderstone
how I move it on the dance floor.Copy !req
372. Yeah. I always start
with a side to side sway.Copy !req
373. Real smooth, real slow.
Real smooth and real slow.Copy !req
374. But when I feel
that groove,Copy !req
375. I pop it.
Hot!Copy !req
376. Yeah!Copy !req
377. And I pull it. Pull
it back. Yeah!Copy !req
378. Pull it back hard.
Whoo!Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. Yes, I love the way
you dance, Doug Judy.Copy !req
381. All right. This next part
is like French kissing.Copy !req
382. Got it. Jam it in there
and move it around wildly.Copy !req
383. I gotta ask, Peralta,Copy !req
384. do the ladies
enjoy that technique?Copy !req
385. Ten seconds!Copy !req
386. Come on.Copy !req
387. Ah, yes!Copy !req
388. Oh!Copy !req
389. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
390. Thank you, Charles, Regina,
for inviting us on this double date.Copy !req
391. It's kinda like a fun
Christmas four-way, right?Copy !req
392. Well put, Lynn.
Yeah.Copy !req
393. A very
sweet sentiment.Copy !req
394. Oh, my God! I have an idea.
Let's open presents! Okay.Copy !req
395. Oh. I wanna see what
everyone got everyoneCopy !req
396. and how everyone
reacts poorly.Copy !req
397. Fun, fun. I just hope
you like it. I don't know.Copy !req
398. A digital scale?Copy !req
399. Lynn Boyle, you're a horrible,
horrible man.Copy !req
400. You went way over
our price limit.Copy !req
401. Yes, I did.
And I love it!Copy !req
402. Yay. It's gonna go so
great in the guest bathroom!Copy !req
403. What?
What?Copy !req
404. Lynn and I are moving
in together. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
405. And the rent's
a little steep,Copy !req
406. so we promised we would only
exchange small gifts. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
407. But you had to push it, didn't you,
you naughty boy? I did.Copy !req
408. I had to get my pookums
a present, pookums.Copy !req
409. Okay. Well,
this is wonderful.Copy !req
410. But I am
needed elsewhere.Copy !req
411. So, I'm going to
take off now.Copy !req
412. Thank you so much.Copy !req
413. Nog, nog. A little Christmas
humor.Copy !req
414. Yes, the "nog"
from "egg nog",Copy !req
415. used in place
of "knock".Copy !req
416. I stand corrected.
He loved it.Copy !req
417. So, I was just looking
through some old filesCopy !req
418. and I think I may have found a
mistake in a closed case. Which one?Copy !req
419. It was... Actually, now
that I think of it...Copy !req
420. If I'm remembering
correctly, and...Copy !req
421. I could be wrong on this,
but... It's the Brooklyn Broiler.Copy !req
422. What? That dirtbag
flamed out ages ago.Copy !req
423. Why were you
looking at that case?Copy !req
424. She was
making you a gift.Copy !req
425. Not a gift, snitch.Copy !req
426. It didn't cost me anything,
just my worthless man hours.Copy !req
427. "From Ray to Z"?Copy !req
428. I thought I told you
no gifts.Copy !req
429. Take this away,
and bring me the Broiler's file.Copy !req
430. I'll look
into this mistake.Copy !req
431. Actually, the evidence
is part of the scrapbook,Copy !req
432. so I have to leave
the whole thing.Copy !req
433. Fine, I'll look at the relevant
pages. But as for the rest...Copy !req
434. I will not peruse.Copy !req
435. Wow. Sweet set up.
What do you make here?Copy !req
436. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
437. Oh, cool, cool. Cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
438. We need 20 cars a week.Copy !req
439. I want to use them each once,
then dump 'em.Copy !req
440. Ah, well, you picked
the right man.Copy !req
441. So are we gonna
make a deal or what?Copy !req
442. Or do I need to talk
to your boss?Copy !req
443. You can talk to me.Copy !req
444. So, you're the boss?
Yeah.Copy !req
445. I'm the boss.
And this is my place.Copy !req
446. And in my place, people know they
shouldn't ask dumb questions. Got it?Copy !req
447. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
448. I tried to tell him, Tito.Copy !req
449. All right.
Let's talk deets.Copy !req
450. Is that us? No! We gotta
go right now! Go, go, go!Copy !req
451. On the ground!
NYPD!Copy !req
452. NYPD! Nobody move!Copy !req
453. Diaz!
Don't need help.Copy !req
454. Behind you! Bye, bye,
Peralta. Here's your GPS.Copy !req
455. No!Copy !req
456. Let's go!Copy !req
457. Ah!
I gotcha!Copy !req
458. Yeah, you did. But your
boy Tito's getting away.Copy !req
459. Oh, damn it!
Damn you, Doug Judy!Copy !req
460. I'll never forget you,
Dante Thunderstone!Copy !req
461. You have the right
to remain Doug Judy.Copy !req
462. Anything you Doug or Judy can be
used against you in a Doug of Judy.Copy !req
463. Sorry, I'm preoccupied by
someone who will remain nameless.Copy !req
464. I'll start over.Copy !req
465. Santiago.Copy !req
466. I want to thank you
for my gift.Copy !req
467. You like the scrapbook?Copy !req
468. I don't know. I'm a man of my word,
so I did not peruse.Copy !req
469. The gift I'm referring to was
you pointing out my mistake.Copy !req
470. Do you know why
I don't accept gifts?Copy !req
471. Because you're so evolved,
you don't need material things?Copy !req
472. Because I don't like
brown-nosing.Copy !req
473. Oh. Youch. That
was hard to watch.Copy !req
474. You told me to my face
that I made a mistake,Copy !req
475. and that's as far from
brown-nosing as one can get.Copy !req
476. I respect you for that.Copy !req
477. Now, I have
a gift for you.Copy !req
478. I have the complete
Brooklyn Broiler files.Copy !req
479. He was give
three life sentences,Copy !req
480. and it should
have been two.Copy !req
481. So I've already contacted
the DA about the error.Copy !req
482. Will you please help me figure
out who set those other fires?Copy !req
483. Ooh! More work!Copy !req
484. I know that sounded
sarcastic, but...Copy !req
485. Nobody thought that.
Not for a moment.Copy !req
486. Great.Copy !req
487. Chaz-ma-taz!
How we doin', baby?Copy !req
488. I thought
you'd be in an awful mood.Copy !req
489. Why would I be upset when
I've never had more purposeCopy !req
490. in my entire life?Copy !req
491. Are you gonna
poison my dad?Copy !req
492. No! Our parents say
they're in love,Copy !req
493. but we both know
that's just theirCopy !req
494. old brains
disintegrating.Copy !req
495. We need to break them up.Copy !req
496. For their sake,
for our sake,Copy !req
497. for the sake
of this great nation.Copy !req
498. Agreed.Copy !req
499. Ew. I forgot how clammy
your hands are.Copy !req
500. Mood unaffected.Copy !req
501. Oh.
Mood unaffected.Copy !req
502. Attention, please!
Attention!Copy !req
503. I'm sorry to interrupt your holiday
revelry. It truly is a fun night.Copy !req
504. I'd like to propose a toast to
Detective Diaz and her task force,Copy !req
505. who successfully brought down Tito
Ruiz and his entire Giggle Pig network.Copy !req
506. Great work everyone,
drink up!Copy !req
507. Yeah!Copy !req
508. Hey. So, I checked again.Copy !req
509. Doug Judy
still hasn't surfaced.Copy !req
510. Yeah, he has.
He just sent me this.Copy !req
511. What's up, Peralta?
Greetings from paradise.Copy !req
512. Actually, I'm a little
disappointed in the hotel.Copy !req
513. How do you mess up
an omelet?Copy !req
514. It's just a flat egg.Copy !req
515. He pretty much just talks about
the omelet for the next 10 minutes.Copy !req
516. But...
About my escape.Copy !req
517. This is my associate, Kyle.Copy !req
518. He drove the garbage truck.Copy !req
519. You may also remember him as the room
service waiter I had you tip so generously.Copy !req
520. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
521. Yep. And when he ordered the lobster,
it was code for Kyle to follow him.Copy !req
522. Anyway,
tell Diaz she loves me. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
523. Hey. First things first,Copy !req
524. I swear to you we are
gonna catch Doug Judy.Copy !req
525. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
526. We did it once,
we can do it again.Copy !req
527. No. We will catch him.Copy !req
528. More importantly,
thank you.Copy !req
529. I know how hard that wasCopy !req
530. to make that choice
and let him get away.Copy !req
531. No. It was an easy call.Copy !req
532. I know how much
this task force means to you.Copy !req
533. It means so much
and it's been so stressfulCopy !req
534. and it went so well.Copy !req
535. Seriously, look at me.
I cannot stop smiling.Copy !req
536. How do people do this
with their faces?Copy !req