1. I'm so glad we could
finally do this.Copy !req
2. I know. Kylie says you're
always stuck at the precinct.Copy !req
3. Yeah. Oh.Copy !req
4. Speaking of. This
is work. Sorry.Copy !req
5. What's up, Peralta?Copy !req
6. Captain
called. He needs everybody back.Copy !req
7. There's a lead on the
Nightingale Strangler.Copy !req
8. We're looking for a white male,
5'10", medium build, brown hair.Copy !req
9. Small scar on
his right cheek.Copy !req
10. Okay.Copy !req
11. His MO is, he finds lonely women
with no friends, poisons their food,Copy !req
12. and then guts them
in his van.Copy !req
13. It's pretty gnarly.Copy !req
14. Last seen wearing a
salmon shirt, gray blazer.Copy !req
15. And witnesses have said he has
trouble fitting lettuce in his mouth.Copy !req
16. Okay. Where are you?Copy !req
17. Apparently, he has the world's smallest
penis and doesn't know how to use it.Copy !req
18. Hi, there. I'm Jake Peralta,
Amy's boss.Copy !req
19. That's not true.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
20. I am here on a date,Copy !req
21. who is now leaving.Copy !req
22. Worth it.
Have a great night.Copy !req
23. Oh. Your boss seems
really nice.Copy !req
24. He's not my boss.
Yes, I am.Copy !req
25. And with a record five
felonies solved in one week,Copy !req
26. Peralta pulls ahead.Copy !req
27. Did you guys hear that I
solved five felonies in one week?Copy !req
28. We heard.
Really? How?Copy !req
29. Five felonies in one week.
Light them up, Boyle!Copy !req
30. That's the sweet
taste of triumph.Copy !req
31. You should shower more.
Yep.Copy !req
32. Updates on open cases?Copy !req
33. I just got a DOA
on Bessemer Street.Copy !req
34. You're the primary. You're in
charge. Take Diaz and Peralta.Copy !req
35. Yes. My fantasy
threesome.Copy !req
36. Of cops on a case.Copy !req
37. Detectives, our monthly
crime statistics are due.Copy !req
38. I want all paperwork on your
closed cases by tomorrow.Copy !req
39. Scully, you can just write "I didn't
close any" on a piece of paper.Copy !req
40. You got it.Copy !req
41. I already got my
paperwork in, Captain.Copy !req
42. Then, I guess this little
reminder isn't for you.Copy !req
43. Wow. Looks like he hates
you even more than me.Copy !req
44. No,
he doesn't. We have a good relationship.Copy !req
45. We're on the same page.Copy !req
46. Something to share with
the rest of us, Santiago?Copy !req
47. No, sir. I wasn't... Peralta
was the one that was talking.Copy !req
48. God, you must have been
the worst fourth grader ever.Copy !req
49. Joke's on you.
I skipped fourth grade.Copy !req
50. Santiago. Anything else?Copy !req
51. No.
No?Copy !req
52. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
53. Dismissed.Copy !req
54. Hey, Boyle. I know you haven't
had Peralta as a secondary in a while.Copy !req
55. Be careful.
It could be rough.Copy !req
56. Hey, saboteur.Copy !req
57. That's not true. I happen to
be a very good secondary.Copy !req
58. So, you were just
borrowing those cars?Copy !req
59. Ask about his bank account.Copy !req
60. Ask about his bank account!Copy !req
61. Ask him about his bank...Copy !req
62. account.Copy !req
63. You should ask him
about his bank account.Copy !req
64. Captain,
Santiago broke the glass. What?Copy !req
65. You can't give up control. You're
terrible at taking your primary's orders.Copy !req
66. You just do whatever you want.Copy !req
67. I could go on and on and on.Copy !req
68. Is something no lover of
yours has ever said. Blammo!Copy !req
69. Look, I can be an amazing secondary,
and I'll prove it.Copy !req
70. I know you will,
Jake-in-the-box.Copy !req
71. Okay. Don't ever call me that again.
I'm driving. We should leave now.Copy !req
72. Carry my bag.Copy !req
73. But you should
pick the music, primary.Copy !req
74. Consider yourself
part of the furnitureCopy !req
75. There isn't a lot
to spareCopy !req
76. Who cares,
whatever we got, we shareCopy !req
77. It's a great picture, sir.Copy !req
78. I hate it.Copy !req
79. Me, too.Copy !req
80. So, I have an eyewitness
in the purse-snatcher case.Copy !req
81. Only problem is the sketch
artist is out sick.Copy !req
82. How do you want me
to proceed?Copy !req
83. Figure it out, Santiago.
It's your case.Copy !req
84. Yes. I will do that.Copy !req
85. Thank you.Copy !req
86. Are you bowing?Copy !req
87. No. This is how I walk.Copy !req
88. What do you need,
Quasimodo?Copy !req
89. I got to go meet
Boyle and Peralta.Copy !req
90. Is there something wrong
with the captain?Copy !req
91. It seems like he's
in a bad mood.Copy !req
92. I don't know.
Who can tell?Copy !req
93. You all right, Captain?
Tough weekend?Copy !req
94. I went to Barbados
with my husband.Copy !req
95. We wove hats out of palm
fronds and swam with the stingrays.Copy !req
96. I've never been happier.Copy !req
97. Guy's impossible to read.Copy !req
98. Don't even try.Copy !req
99. That is, without question,
the funniest story I've ever heard.Copy !req
100. Wow. This guy must have
weighed 500 pounds.Copy !req
101. I think we have an idea
what killed him.Copy !req
102. Spoiler alert, it was
not starvation.Copy !req
103. What do we got?
What do we got?Copy !req
104. Sorry. Sorry. You're the
primary. You're in charge.Copy !req
105. Frank Patterson. 58 years old,
married, no children.Copy !req
106. Wife found him this
morning and called it in.Copy !req
107. Okay. Any signs of forced
entry or a struggle?Copy !req
108. No.Copy !req
109. Are you sure
about that?Copy !req
110. Looks like maybe his belt had a
pretty epic struggle with his stomach.Copy !req
111. What are you thinking,
Boyle? For a guy...Copy !req
112. I'm calling natural causes. We
got heart medicine over here,Copy !req
113. home defibrillator,
and a frequent customer gift basketCopy !req
114. from the cardiac wing of
Brooklyn Methodist.Copy !req
115. This case is
open and shut.Copy !req
116. Just like his mouth
was constantly.Copy !req
117. That was my last
fat joke. Okay?Copy !req
118. Diaz, check and see if there's
any more meds in the bathroom.Copy !req
119. Boyle, see what you can find in
the bedroom. I'll take the kitchen.Copy !req
120. Yep. That's exactly
what I was going to say.Copy !req
121. It's so weird. He's so good at knowing
what I'm going to tell him to do.Copy !req
122. He just does it.
It's weird.Copy !req
123. Hey, Sergeant. You know how
you're really good at, um, doodling?Copy !req
124. I know you think you're
complimenting me,Copy !req
125. but calling them doodles
is an insult.Copy !req
126. You a big fan of
Picasso's doodles?Copy !req
127. Sorry. Can you please
draw a perp for me?Copy !req
128. The sketch artist is out sick and the
captain wants this done right away.Copy !req
129. He's in a bad mood.
Is he?Copy !req
130. I can never read him.Copy !req
131. You look chipper, Captain.
You have a fun weekend?Copy !req
132. There was a small fire
in my home.Copy !req
133. I lost many photo albums
of treasured memories.Copy !req
134. I'm devastated.Copy !req
135. I'm telling you.
He and I have a connection,Copy !req
136. and there is something
bothering him.Copy !req
137. Can you help me out?Copy !req
138. Great.Copy !req
139. Ma'am, can you please describe
the perp to Sergeant Jeffords?Copy !req
140. Uh, yeah. He had, um, dark,
curly hair and a neck tattoo.Copy !req
141. Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Uh,
let's start with the eyes.Copy !req
142. Were they desperate?
Lonely?Copy !req
143. Did they betray heartache?Copy !req
144. They were brown.Copy !req
145. Do you even want your
purse back?Copy !req
146. So far, you've managed to tell three fat
jokes and completely bulldoze Charles.Copy !req
147. Is that your idea of being
a good secondary?Copy !req
148. First off, I've told four.
And second, I'm helping.Copy !req
149. I mean, I started cataloging
the contents of the fridge,Copy !req
150. but it turns out there's
not enough paper on Earth.Copy !req
151. Five fat jokes.Copy !req
152. Thanks, Arnie. See?
Arnie thinks I'm doing great.Copy !req
153. Arnie, shut up.Copy !req
154. Jake, for once,
just hang back and let Boyle do his job.Copy !req
155. Fine.Copy !req
156. Unless I get a direct order
from Boyle,Copy !req
157. I will stand here motionless
like a wise old oak tree.Copy !req
158. You look like an idiot.Copy !req
159. I'm so sorry for your loss,
Mrs. Patterson.Copy !req
160. Can you talk about what
happened after breakfast?Copy !req
161. I took the dog for a walk.
When I came back, he was dead.Copy !req
162. I'm just in shock. We were going
on a cruise together next week.Copy !req
163. He had pre-purchased
the unlimited soda package.Copy !req
164. I'm sure the soft drink
industry mourns his passing.Copy !req
165. Motion reactivated.Copy !req
166. Hey.
I'm Detective Jake Peralta.Copy !req
167. Dr. Rossi. I'm the new
medical examiner.Copy !req
168. Don't let me get in your way.
I'm sure you have a lot to do.Copy !req
169. Actually, I've been given a
direct order to do nothing. So...Copy !req
170. What brings you here?Copy !req
171. Okay. I'm all right.
Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
172. You all right?
What's up?Copy !req
173. How's the
Patterson case looking?Copy !req
174. Uh, it looks like
natural causes,Copy !req
175. but I'll know for sure once I
get the autopsy results tomorrow.Copy !req
176. Jake volunteered to
follow up with the ME.Copy !req
177. My man is all over it.Copy !req
178. I'm really glad you could
sneak away from your case.Copy !req
179. Well, it's technically
not really my case.Copy !req
180. But on the plus side,
I have all the time in the world.Copy !req
181. Oh.Copy !req
182. To you. And to the ginormous dead
fat man who brought us together.Copy !req
183. Hey, Jake. Have you
heard anything from the ME?Copy !req
184. She hasn't sent the
autopsy report.Copy !req
185. Oh, that's strange.Copy !req
186. Maybe probably a bunch more
people died and she got super busy.Copy !req
187. That's definitely
what happened.Copy !req
188. Okay. Just let me know
when she calls.Copy !req
189. You got it.Copy !req
190. Hey. Can I ask you guys
something? Can you keep a secret?Copy !req
191. Do you know anything
about my life?Copy !req
192. No, I do not.
Good point.Copy !req
193. Okay. So, you know the
new medical examiner?Copy !req
194. I kind of had sex
with her last night.Copy !req
195. What?Copy !req
196. Oh. Sorry. I forgot
who I was talking to.Copy !req
197. Sex is something that two
adults do with their bodiesCopy !req
198. when they're attracted
to each other.Copy !req
199. He's right, Santiago.
Do you not know that?Copy !req
200. I meant, what were
you thinking?Copy !req
201. She was supposed to be doing an
autopsy for your primary, Charles.Copy !req
202. The guy died of natural
causes. What's the big deal?Copy !req
203. Anyways, back to last night.
As you would imagine,Copy !req
204. I'm normally up for pretty
much anything in the bedroom.Copy !req
205. But I can't tell if what
happened was weird or sexy.Copy !req
206. Wait. Close your eyes.Copy !req
207. Oh, okay.Copy !req
208. Ah!Copy !req
209. What are you doing?Copy !req
210. I like them cold.Copy !req
211. Okay.Copy !req
212. Not that weird.
Cold?Copy !req
213. Like a dead guy?
You're reading into that.Copy !req
214. Am I?Copy !req
215. You have a really nice chest.Copy !req
216. Thank you.Copy !req
217. I'd love to crack it open and get
my hands all over your organs.Copy !req
218. Okay. I wonder how much
your appendix weighs.Copy !req
219. Oh. It's inflamed.Copy !req
220. All right. Wait.
That's bad, right?Copy !req
221. Yeah, it is.
Oh, no.Copy !req
222. Ew. Please tell me you
ran out of there.Copy !req
223. No. For some reason,
I kind of started getting into it.Copy !req
224. Oh. What do we have here?Copy !req
225. A 34-year-old Caucasian
male who is dead. Very dead.Copy !req
226. Mmm. Cause of death?Copy !req
227. Initial assessment,
blunt force trauma.Copy !req
228. But what do I find when
I probe a little farther?Copy !req
229. Bruising around the neck
and ocean water in the lungs.Copy !req
230. Ooh. How long have you
been dead, body?Copy !req
231. Four days.
Gross. Bloating. Odors.Copy !req
232. Oh. Uh, 24 hours.Copy !req
233. Perfect.Copy !req
234. Here we go.Copy !req
235. Stop, stop, stop.
Weird, weird, weird.Copy !req
236. Rosa, what's your call?
Weird or sexy?Copy !req
237. Weird.
I knew it!Copy !req
238. But also kind of sexy?
No. Weird.Copy !req
239. But more importantly,
that's what you were doingCopy !req
240. while Charles was grinding
through paperwork?Copy !req
241. Told you. Worst
secondary in the unit.Copy !req
242. Oh, what do you guys
want from me?Copy !req
243. You know, I take over a crime scene,
I'm a bad secondary.Copy !req
244. I blow off work to have sex with a
hot coroner, I'm a bad secondary.Copy !req
245. I can't win. What are
you guys talking about?Copy !req
246. Um, just weird sex stuff that
has nothing to do with work.Copy !req
247. I once had sex on a futon.
And it was in couch mode.Copy !req
248. Hmm.Copy !req
249. Sarge, all of these are fine. How much
longer are you going to work on this?Copy !req
250. It's questions like that that
made Van Gogh cut off his ear.Copy !req
251. You can't put a clock on art.Copy !req
252. Ten minutes.Copy !req
253. Great. Let's catch this guy so
we can give Holt some good news.Copy !req
254. I want to cheer him up.Copy !req
255. Well, how do you even
know he's in a bad mood?Copy !req
256. I mean, it's impossible
to read that guy.Copy !req
257. This the most incompetent, worthless
report I have ever read in my life!Copy !req
258. Get your act together,
or so help me God,Copy !req
259. you won't live
to see retirement!Copy !req
260. It's like, "What's that
guy thinking?" You know?Copy !req
261. I can read him. And if anyone can figure
out what's bothering him, it's me.Copy !req
262. He and I are
exactly the same.Copy !req
263. Except that I'm younger, Cuban,
female, single, and straight.Copy !req
264. Captain Holt's not gay.Copy !req
265. Captain Holt's gay?Copy !req
266. Seriously, man.
Just retire.Copy !req
267. Boyle, where's my paperwork
on that DOA?Copy !req
268. Still waiting on
the autopsy report.Copy !req
269. It was supposed to come
in first thing this morning,Copy !req
270. but so far, nothing.Copy !req
271. This is unacceptable.Copy !req
272. I'll call the ME
and find out what happened.Copy !req
273. Buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh.Copy !req
274. That's not necessary, sir.Copy !req
275. For the record,
I think it's natural causes, anyway.Copy !req
276. But I'm also the secondary on
this case. It's my responsibility.Copy !req
277. So, I will head on down there
and pick up the report.Copy !req
278. Good. But don't ever "buh,
buh, buh, buh" me again.Copy !req
279. Right. I don't know what...Copy !req
280. Buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh.Copy !req
281. Just go.Copy !req
282. Yep. I am going to regret
teaching him that one.Copy !req
283. Rosa, can I show you
something?Copy !req
284. What's up?Copy !req
285. Patterson's wife told me that they were
going on a cruise together next month,Copy !req
286. but her credit card bill
shows only one ticket booked.Copy !req
287. Either she's lying,
or she knew he was going to die.Copy !req
288. Huh. Nice find, Boyle.Copy !req
289. This could be a murder.Copy !req
290. Where is that autopsy? Jake went
down to the ME an hour and a half ago,Copy !req
291. he still hasn't got
back to me.Copy !req
292. Jake went to get the
autopsy report?Copy !req
293. I know.
Isn't he the best?Copy !req
294. I mean, he's really coming
into his own as a secondary.Copy !req
295. I want to get him
something nice.Copy !req
296. Does he come across more as a pinot guy,
or more of a syrah?Copy !req
297. You know what? We better go
down there. See what's holding him up.Copy !req
298. Good call.Copy !req
299. Detectives.
Hello.Copy !req
300. Your shirt's buttoned wrong.Copy !req
301. Ha. So it is. Well.Copy !req
302. How can I help you?Copy !req
303. Uh, we came by to get
that autopsy report.Copy !req
304. Hmm.
Is Detective Peralta here?Copy !req
305. I haven't seen him.Copy !req
306. Thanks for coming by.Copy !req
307. Hold on.Copy !req
308. Found him.Copy !req
309. Ah. Thank goodness
you're here. I am so lost.Copy !req
310. Do you know where
the vending machines are?Copy !req
311. Look, it's not what
it seems like.Copy !req
312. Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.Copy !req
313. Here's what happened. I came
down here to get the autopsy report.Copy !req
314. And in conclusion,
here we are.Copy !req
315. Now, if you'll excuse me.Copy !req
316. Cut the crap, Peralta.Copy !req
317. Look, I'm sorry I slowed
down the autopsy results.Copy !req
318. But everyone knows it's
natural causes.Copy !req
319. Not anymore. We think it
could be a murder.Copy !req
320. Wait. Like,
a "murder" murder?Copy !req
321. Or, like, his mouth murdered him by making
him eat so much food that his heart exploded?Copy !req
322. "Murder" murder. We need
the autopsy to be sure.Copy !req
323. I have not gotten
to that yet.Copy !req
324. You guys have been down
here for two hours.Copy !req
325. What, did you have
sex 40 times?Copy !req
326. 40 times? No. Charles.
Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
327. We didn't know
it was a homicide.Copy !req
328. Well, it shouldn't matter. I'm your
primary and I asked you to do something.Copy !req
329. So, if it's okay,
I'd like to be upset with you.Copy !req
330. It's more than okay.
It's okay times two.Copy !req
331. Now, Dr. Rossi, will you please
perform the autopsy for us right now?Copy !req
332. Actually, with a body this size,
I'd need my assistant.Copy !req
333. And I gave him the rest of the
afternoon off when Jake showed up.Copy !req
334. Guilty.Copy !req
335. Okay, fine.
I will act as your assistantCopy !req
336. because I am
a wonderful secondary.Copy !req
337. How gross could it be?Copy !req
338. I'm just going to need you to
hold open this chest cavity for me.Copy !req
339. Oh. Wow. Okay.
I can do that.Copy !req
340. It's no big deal. Just like holding
open some slimy elevator doors.Copy !req
341. For a family of aliens.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
342. Yep. There are some signs of stress
on the heart, but that's not surprising.Copy !req
343. Ah, will you look at
that stomach lining?Copy !req
344. God, that is just a beaut.Copy !req
345. Ugh.Copy !req
346. All right. I'm going to need you
to go ahead and take your hand.Copy !req
347. Yep. Get it down there.Copy !req
348. Get it on in. There you go.Copy !req
349. Oh, that is so big.Copy !req
350. Caught him?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
351. He was easy to pick up. He
looked just like the sergeant's sketch.Copy !req
352. You could be a professional artist,
boss. Like on the boardwalk.Copy !req
353. You think I should draw
caricatures? That's garbage art.Copy !req
354. I don't draw giant-head
people on surfboards.Copy !req
355. I'm saying you could.
You're that good.Copy !req
356. Captain, the credit really
goes to Sergeant Jeffords.Copy !req
357. Without his refined
artistic skills...Copy !req
358. Finish the paperwork by noon. I
want it included in the crime stats.Copy !req
359. I got to say,
I always hate how I look in pictures.Copy !req
360. But that is so flattering. Also,
I'm innocent. You got the wrong guy.Copy !req
361. Shut up.
Sarge,Copy !req
362. I need you to do
one more drawing for me.Copy !req
363. What?Copy !req
364. It will cheer the captain up.
He'll be over the moon.Copy !req
365. He may even lean back in
his chair a little and nod slightly.Copy !req
366. This is a lot of pressure. If I'm going
to do this, it has to be done right.Copy !req
367. Scully.
Yeah?Copy !req
368. Get me my oils.Copy !req
369. Paint or massage?Copy !req
370. I'll get both.Copy !req
371. You know, this is one of the most
unhealthy people I've ever seen.Copy !req
372. It's like cutting into a
big, overstuffed ravioli.Copy !req
373. You sure you want me
to keep digging?Copy !req
374. Unfortunately, yes. The primary
on this case says it's a murder.Copy !req
375. We have to treat it
like a murder.Copy !req
376. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
377. Oh. Want to see
something cool?Copy !req
378. No.
Here it is.Copy !req
379. Ah, that's what I'm talking
about. Listen.Copy !req
380. Goosh.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
381. You know what that was?Copy !req
382. That was the air releasing
from the large intestine.Copy !req
383. Ah. In the biz, we call that
the "death bubble."Copy !req
384. Pretty cool. Here,
you want to hold it? Nope.Copy !req
385. Knock,
knock. You can knock with your hands.Copy !req
386. Saying it is ridiculous.Copy !req
387. Okay. Well, I know you're
having a bad day.Copy !req
388. I think you're
having a bad day.Copy !req
389. So, to cheer you up,
I had Terry do this paintingCopy !req
390. to replace the photo
you hated.Copy !req
391. I threw away the photo because I think it's
ostentatious to hang pictures of yourself,Copy !req
392. especially when you haven't
earned a place on the wall.Copy !req
393. Oh.Copy !req
394. But you would have me hang
a baroque oil painting of myself,Copy !req
395. like I'm a
North Korean dictator.Copy !req
396. What, no ornate gold frame?Copy !req
397. Why am I not astride my noble steed,
clad in armor?Copy !req
398. We could add a horse.Copy !req
399. You just wasted your time,
Terry's time, and now my time on this,Copy !req
400. when you should have been filing
the report on the purse-snatcher.Copy !req
401. Oh, I did. It's already
in the system.Copy !req
402. Oh. Good.Copy !req
403. Thank you. Dismissed.Copy !req
404. Here are the contents
of his stomach.Copy !req
405. Oh. That's where
they went.Copy !req
406. And here's the
really cool part.Copy !req
407. Get in here. Look at the
scarring on this liver.Copy !req
408. Cause of death, poison.
Ingested.Copy !req
409. Boyle was right.Copy !req
410. All right. I'm going
to go tell him.Copy !req
411. Yeah, you could.Copy !req
412. Or you could stay
for a post-mortem.Copy !req
413. Nope. Sorry.
The spell has worn off.Copy !req
414. No more weird dead guy sex
for me ever again.Copy !req
415. It's nothing personal. I
just think sex is for the living.Copy !req
416. Isn't that right, buddy?
Oh, my God. He has no eyes.Copy !req
417. Oh, that is terrifying.Copy !req
418. What now, Santiago?Copy !req
419. I figured out why
you've been so tense.Copy !req
420. You're worried about the
monthly crime statistics.Copy !req
421. That's not your concern.Copy !req
422. I just checked the
stats myself.Copy !req
423. Our arrest numbers haven't
improved since you got here.Copy !req
424. They're exactly the same
as last month.Copy !req
425. If this is your strategy to
cheer me up, it's backfiring.Copy !req
426. Sir, I don't think you realize
how good flat numbers are.Copy !req
427. I went back 12 years.Copy !req
428. A precinct's numbers almost always
get worse under new leadership.Copy !req
429. But ours didn't.
That's a win.Copy !req
430. It's just your first month.Copy !req
431. Morale is much higher.
People are working harder.Copy !req
432. You're well on your way to
earning a place on that wall.Copy !req
433. Thank you, Santiago.Copy !req
434. You know. We're birds of a feather,
you and I.Copy !req
435. I hate cliches.
Cliches are the worst.Copy !req
436. Okay.Copy !req
437. We know you killed
your husband.Copy !req
438. That cruise you
planned was for one.Copy !req
439. Plus, the autopsy showed
clear signs of poison.Copy !req
440. And for the record,
the inside of his body was very gross.Copy !req
441. Noted. My only question is,
why did you do it?Copy !req
442. Hmm. He drove me to it.
He had affair after affair.Copy !req
443. He was a real Don Juan.Copy !req
444. Permission to make
a fat joke? Go ahead.Copy !req
445. Are you sure you didn't
mean Don Flan? Thanks.Copy !req
446. Nice. Mrs. Patterson, you are under
arrest for the murder of your husband.Copy !req
447. Sarge, that painting is tight.Copy !req
448. It's terrible. The brushwork is
sloppy. It's poor use of negative space.Copy !req
449. I'm a fraud.
Not at all.Copy !req
450. I'd like to take
this home for my husband.Copy !req
451. He'll be glad you made
me look so happy.Copy !req
452. I was trying to make him
look serious.Copy !req
453. I still can't read him.
No one can.Copy !req
454. I can. He likes it.Copy !req
455. Nice job, Boyle.
You nailed it.Copy !req
456. Hear, hear. Of course he
did. He's a great primary.Copy !req
457. And I'm sorry I was such
a bad number two.Copy !req
458. I may, for the first time have
been a bit of a jerk. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
459. What a wonderful moment.Copy !req
460. I agree. It is
a wonderful moment.Copy !req
461. What a wonderful moment.
Rosa, you agree?Copy !req
462. It's all right.
It's all right.Copy !req
463. Wonderful moment ... mentCopy !req
464. Between two guys
Between two guysCopy !req
465. Oh. The DA wants to set
bail for Patterson's wife.Copy !req
466. They need me to send them
all the files.Copy !req
467. I'm the secondary. I'll go back
there and do the busy work.Copy !req
468. You guys stay here
and keep celebrating.Copy !req
469. You sure you're not just sneaking
off for more weird dead guy sex?Copy !req
470. We will never
speak of that again. Never.Copy !req
471. Okay, bye.Copy !req
472. God.
Crazy day, huh?Copy !req
473. I hate small talk.
Let's drink in silence.Copy !req
474. Perfect.Copy !req