1. I'm so glad we could
finally do this.
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2. I know. Kylie says you're
always stuck at the precinct.
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3. Yeah. Oh.
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4. Speaking of. This
is work. Sorry.
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5. What's up, Peralta?
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6. Captain
called. He needs everybody back.
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7. There's a lead on the
Nightingale Strangler.
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8. We're looking for a white male,
5'10", medium build, brown hair.
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9. Small scar on
his right cheek.
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10. Okay.
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11. His MO is, he finds lonely women
with no friends, poisons their food,
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12. and then guts them
in his van.
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13. It's pretty gnarly.
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14. Last seen wearing a
salmon shirt, gray blazer.
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15. And witnesses have said he has
trouble fitting lettuce in his mouth.
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16. Okay. Where are you?
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17. Apparently, he has the world's smallest
penis and doesn't know how to use it.
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18. Hi, there. I'm Jake Peralta,
Amy's boss.
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19. That's not true.
What are you doing here?
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20. I am here on a date,
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21. who is now leaving.
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22. Worth it.
Have a great night.
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23. Oh. Your boss seems
really nice.
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24. He's not my boss.
Yes, I am.
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25. And with a record five
felonies solved in one week,
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26. Peralta pulls ahead.
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27. Did you guys hear that I
solved five felonies in one week?
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28. We heard.
Really? How?
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29. Five felonies in one week.
Light them up, Boyle!
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30. That's the sweet
taste of triumph.
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31. You should shower more.
Yep.
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32. Updates on open cases?
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33. I just got a DOA
on Bessemer Street.
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34. You're the primary. You're in
charge. Take Diaz and Peralta.
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35. Yes. My fantasy
threesome.
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36. Of cops on a case.
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37. Detectives, our monthly
crime statistics are due.
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38. I want all paperwork on your
closed cases by tomorrow.
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39. Scully, you can just write "I didn't
close any" on a piece of paper.
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40. You got it.
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41. I already got my
paperwork in, Captain.
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42. Then, I guess this little
reminder isn't for you.
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43. Wow. Looks like he hates
you even more than me.
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44. No,
he doesn't. We have a good relationship.
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45. We're on the same page.
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46. Something to share with
the rest of us, Santiago?
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47. No, sir. I wasn't... Peralta
was the one that was talking.
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48. God, you must have been
the worst fourth grader ever.
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49. Joke's on you.
I skipped fourth grade.
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50. Santiago. Anything else?
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51. No.
No?
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52. Mmm-mmm.
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53. Dismissed.
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54. Hey, Boyle. I know you haven't
had Peralta as a secondary in a while.
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55. Be careful.
It could be rough.
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56. Hey, saboteur.
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57. That's not true. I happen to
be a very good secondary.
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58. So, you were just
borrowing those cars?
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59. Ask about his bank account.
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60. Ask about his bank account!
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61. Ask him about his bank...
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62. account.
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63. You should ask him
about his bank account.
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64. Captain,
Santiago broke the glass. What?
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65. You can't give up control. You're
terrible at taking your primary's orders.
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66. You just do whatever you want.
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67. I could go on and on and on.
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68. Is something no lover of
yours has ever said. Blammo!
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69. Look, I can be an amazing secondary,
and I'll prove it.
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70. I know you will,
Jake-in-the-box.
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71. Okay. Don't ever call me that again.
I'm driving. We should leave now.
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72. Carry my bag.
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73. But you should
pick the music, primary.
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74. Consider yourself
part of the furniture
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75. There isn't a lot
to spare
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76. Who cares,
whatever we got, we share
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77. It's a great picture, sir.
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78. I hate it.
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79. Me, too.
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80. So, I have an eyewitness
in the purse-snatcher case.
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81. Only problem is the sketch
artist is out sick.
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82. How do you want me
to proceed?
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83. Figure it out, Santiago.
It's your case.
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84. Yes. I will do that.
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85. Thank you.
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86. Are you bowing?
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87. No. This is how I walk.
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88. What do you need,
Quasimodo?
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89. I got to go meet
Boyle and Peralta.
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90. Is there something wrong
with the captain?
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91. It seems like he's
in a bad mood.
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92. I don't know.
Who can tell?
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93. You all right, Captain?
Tough weekend?
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94. I went to Barbados
with my husband.
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95. We wove hats out of palm
fronds and swam with the stingrays.
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96. I've never been happier.
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97. Guy's impossible to read.
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98. Don't even try.
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99. That is, without question,
the funniest story I've ever heard.
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100. Wow. This guy must have
weighed 500 pounds.
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101. I think we have an idea
what killed him.
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102. Spoiler alert, it was
not starvation.
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103. What do we got?
What do we got?
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104. Sorry. Sorry. You're the
primary. You're in charge.
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105. Frank Patterson. 58 years old,
married, no children.
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106. Wife found him this
morning and called it in.
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107. Okay. Any signs of forced
entry or a struggle?
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108. No.
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109. Are you sure
about that?
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110. Looks like maybe his belt had a
pretty epic struggle with his stomach.
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111. What are you thinking,
Boyle? For a guy...
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112. I'm calling natural causes. We
got heart medicine over here,
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113. home defibrillator,
and a frequent customer gift basket
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114. from the cardiac wing of
Brooklyn Methodist.
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115. This case is
open and shut.
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116. Just like his mouth
was constantly.
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117. That was my last
fat joke. Okay?
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118. Diaz, check and see if there's
any more meds in the bathroom.
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119. Boyle, see what you can find in
the bedroom. I'll take the kitchen.
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120. Yep. That's exactly
what I was going to say.
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121. It's so weird. He's so good at knowing
what I'm going to tell him to do.
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122. He just does it.
It's weird.
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123. Hey, Sergeant. You know how
you're really good at, um, doodling?
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124. I know you think you're
complimenting me,
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125. but calling them doodles
is an insult.
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126. You a big fan of
Picasso's doodles?
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127. Sorry. Can you please
draw a perp for me?
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128. The sketch artist is out sick and the
captain wants this done right away.
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129. He's in a bad mood.
Is he?
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130. I can never read him.
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131. You look chipper, Captain.
You have a fun weekend?
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132. There was a small fire
in my home.
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133. I lost many photo albums
of treasured memories.
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134. I'm devastated.
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135. I'm telling you.
He and I have a connection,
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136. and there is something
bothering him.
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137. Can you help me out?
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138. Great.
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139. Ma'am, can you please describe
the perp to Sergeant Jeffords?
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140. Uh, yeah. He had, um, dark,
curly hair and a neck tattoo.
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141. Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Uh,
let's start with the eyes.
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142. Were they desperate?
Lonely?
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143. Did they betray heartache?
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144. They were brown.
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145. Do you even want your
purse back?
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146. So far, you've managed to tell three fat
jokes and completely bulldoze Charles.
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147. Is that your idea of being
a good secondary?
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148. First off, I've told four.
And second, I'm helping.
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149. I mean, I started cataloging
the contents of the fridge,
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150. but it turns out there's
not enough paper on Earth.
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151. Five fat jokes.
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152. Thanks, Arnie. See?
Arnie thinks I'm doing great.
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153. Arnie, shut up.
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154. Jake, for once,
just hang back and let Boyle do his job.
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155. Fine.
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156. Unless I get a direct order
from Boyle,
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157. I will stand here motionless
like a wise old oak tree.
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158. You look like an idiot.
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159. I'm so sorry for your loss,
Mrs. Patterson.
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160. Can you talk about what
happened after breakfast?
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161. I took the dog for a walk.
When I came back, he was dead.
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162. I'm just in shock. We were going
on a cruise together next week.
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163. He had pre-purchased
the unlimited soda package.
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164. I'm sure the soft drink
industry mourns his passing.
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165. Motion reactivated.
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166. Hey.
I'm Detective Jake Peralta.
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167. Dr. Rossi. I'm the new
medical examiner.
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168. Don't let me get in your way.
I'm sure you have a lot to do.
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169. Actually, I've been given a
direct order to do nothing. So...
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170. What brings you here?
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171. Okay. I'm all right.
Sorry. Sorry.
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172. You all right?
What's up?
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173. How's the
Patterson case looking?
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174. Uh, it looks like
natural causes,
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175. but I'll know for sure once I
get the autopsy results tomorrow.
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176. Jake volunteered to
follow up with the ME.
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177. My man is all over it.
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178. I'm really glad you could
sneak away from your case.
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179. Well, it's technically
not really my case.
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180. But on the plus side,
I have all the time in the world.
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181. Oh.
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182. To you. And to the ginormous dead
fat man who brought us together.
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183. Hey, Jake. Have you
heard anything from the ME?
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184. She hasn't sent the
autopsy report.
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185. Oh, that's strange.
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186. Maybe probably a bunch more
people died and she got super busy.
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187. That's definitely
what happened.
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188. Okay. Just let me know
when she calls.
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189. You got it.
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190. Hey. Can I ask you guys
something? Can you keep a secret?
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191. Do you know anything
about my life?
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192. No, I do not.
Good point.
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193. Okay. So, you know the
new medical examiner?
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194. I kind of had sex
with her last night.
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195. What?
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196. Oh. Sorry. I forgot
who I was talking to.
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197. Sex is something that two
adults do with their bodies
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198. when they're attracted
to each other.
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199. He's right, Santiago.
Do you not know that?
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200. I meant, what were
you thinking?
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201. She was supposed to be doing an
autopsy for your primary, Charles.
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202. The guy died of natural
causes. What's the big deal?
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203. Anyways, back to last night.
As you would imagine,
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204. I'm normally up for pretty
much anything in the bedroom.
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205. But I can't tell if what
happened was weird or sexy.
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206. Wait. Close your eyes.
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207. Oh, okay.
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208. Ah!
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209. What are you doing?
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210. I like them cold.
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211. Okay.
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212. Not that weird.
Cold?
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213. Like a dead guy?
You're reading into that.
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214. Am I?
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215. You have a really nice chest.
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216. Thank you.
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217. I'd love to crack it open and get
my hands all over your organs.
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218. Okay. I wonder how much
your appendix weighs.
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219. Oh. It's inflamed.
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220. All right. Wait.
That's bad, right?
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221. Yeah, it is.
Oh, no.
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222. Ew. Please tell me you
ran out of there.
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223. No. For some reason,
I kind of started getting into it.
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224. Oh. What do we have here?
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225. A 34-year-old Caucasian
male who is dead. Very dead.
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226. Mmm. Cause of death?
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227. Initial assessment,
blunt force trauma.
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228. But what do I find when
I probe a little farther?
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229. Bruising around the neck
and ocean water in the lungs.
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230. Ooh. How long have you
been dead, body?
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231. Four days.
Gross. Bloating. Odors.
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232. Oh. Uh, 24 hours.
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233. Perfect.
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234. Here we go.
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235. Stop, stop, stop.
Weird, weird, weird.
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236. Rosa, what's your call?
Weird or sexy?
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237. Weird.
I knew it!
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238. But also kind of sexy?
No. Weird.
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239. But more importantly,
that's what you were doing
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240. while Charles was grinding
through paperwork?
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241. Told you. Worst
secondary in the unit.
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242. Oh, what do you guys
want from me?
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243. You know, I take over a crime scene,
I'm a bad secondary.
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244. I blow off work to have sex with a
hot coroner, I'm a bad secondary.
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245. I can't win. What are
you guys talking about?
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246. Um, just weird sex stuff that
has nothing to do with work.
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247. I once had sex on a futon.
And it was in couch mode.
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248. Hmm.
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249. Sarge, all of these are fine. How much
longer are you going to work on this?
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250. It's questions like that that
made Van Gogh cut off his ear.
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251. You can't put a clock on art.
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252. Ten minutes.
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253. Great. Let's catch this guy so
we can give Holt some good news.
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254. I want to cheer him up.
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255. Well, how do you even
know he's in a bad mood?
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256. I mean, it's impossible
to read that guy.
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257. This the most incompetent, worthless
report I have ever read in my life!
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258. Get your act together,
or so help me God,
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259. you won't live
to see retirement!
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260. It's like, "What's that
guy thinking?" You know?
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261. I can read him. And if anyone can figure
out what's bothering him, it's me.
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262. He and I are
exactly the same.
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263. Except that I'm younger, Cuban,
female, single, and straight.
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264. Captain Holt's not gay.
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265. Captain Holt's gay?
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266. Seriously, man.
Just retire.
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267. Boyle, where's my paperwork
on that DOA?
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268. Still waiting on
the autopsy report.
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269. It was supposed to come
in first thing this morning,
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270. but so far, nothing.
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271. This is unacceptable.
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272. I'll call the ME
and find out what happened.
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273. Buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh.
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274. That's not necessary, sir.
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275. For the record,
I think it's natural causes, anyway.
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276. But I'm also the secondary on
this case. It's my responsibility.
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277. So, I will head on down there
and pick up the report.
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278. Good. But don't ever "buh,
buh, buh, buh" me again.
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279. Right. I don't know what...
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280. Buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh.
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281. Just go.
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282. Yep. I am going to regret
teaching him that one.
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283. Rosa, can I show you
something?
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284. What's up?
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285. Patterson's wife told me that they were
going on a cruise together next month,
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286. but her credit card bill
shows only one ticket booked.
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287. Either she's lying,
or she knew he was going to die.
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288. Huh. Nice find, Boyle.
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289. This could be a murder.
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290. Where is that autopsy? Jake went
down to the ME an hour and a half ago,
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291. he still hasn't got
back to me.
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292. Jake went to get the
autopsy report?
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293. I know.
Isn't he the best?
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294. I mean, he's really coming
into his own as a secondary.
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295. I want to get him
something nice.
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296. Does he come across more as a pinot guy,
or more of a syrah?
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297. You know what? We better go
down there. See what's holding him up.
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298. Good call.
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299. Detectives.
Hello.
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300. Your shirt's buttoned wrong.
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301. Ha. So it is. Well.
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302. How can I help you?
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303. Uh, we came by to get
that autopsy report.
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304. Hmm.
Is Detective Peralta here?
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305. I haven't seen him.
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306. Thanks for coming by.
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307. Hold on.
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308. Found him.
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309. Ah. Thank goodness
you're here. I am so lost.
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310. Do you know where
the vending machines are?
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311. Look, it's not what
it seems like.
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312. Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
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313. Here's what happened. I came
down here to get the autopsy report.
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314. And in conclusion,
here we are.
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315. Now, if you'll excuse me.
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316. Cut the crap, Peralta.
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317. Look, I'm sorry I slowed
down the autopsy results.
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318. But everyone knows it's
natural causes.
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319. Not anymore. We think it
could be a murder.
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320. Wait. Like,
a "murder" murder?
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321. Or, like, his mouth murdered him by making
him eat so much food that his heart exploded?
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322. "Murder" murder. We need
the autopsy to be sure.
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323. I have not gotten
to that yet.
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324. You guys have been down
here for two hours.
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325. What, did you have
sex 40 times?
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326. 40 times? No. Charles.
Look, I'm sorry.
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327. We didn't know
it was a homicide.
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328. Well, it shouldn't matter. I'm your
primary and I asked you to do something.
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329. So, if it's okay,
I'd like to be upset with you.
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330. It's more than okay.
It's okay times two.
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331. Now, Dr. Rossi, will you please
perform the autopsy for us right now?
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332. Actually, with a body this size,
I'd need my assistant.
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333. And I gave him the rest of the
afternoon off when Jake showed up.
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334. Guilty.
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335. Okay, fine.
I will act as your assistant
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336. because I am
a wonderful secondary.
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337. How gross could it be?
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338. I'm just going to need you to
hold open this chest cavity for me.
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339. Oh. Wow. Okay.
I can do that.
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340. It's no big deal. Just like holding
open some slimy elevator doors.
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341. For a family of aliens.
Oh, my God.
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342. Yep. There are some signs of stress
on the heart, but that's not surprising.
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343. Ah, will you look at
that stomach lining?
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344. God, that is just a beaut.
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345. Ugh.
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346. All right. I'm going to need you
to go ahead and take your hand.
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347. Yep. Get it down there.
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348. Get it on in. There you go.
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349. Oh, that is so big.
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350. Caught him?
Yes, sir.
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351. He was easy to pick up. He
looked just like the sergeant's sketch.
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352. You could be a professional artist,
boss. Like on the boardwalk.
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353. You think I should draw
caricatures? That's garbage art.
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354. I don't draw giant-head
people on surfboards.
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355. I'm saying you could.
You're that good.
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356. Captain, the credit really
goes to Sergeant Jeffords.
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357. Without his refined
artistic skills...
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358. Finish the paperwork by noon. I
want it included in the crime stats.
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359. I got to say,
I always hate how I look in pictures.
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360. But that is so flattering. Also,
I'm innocent. You got the wrong guy.
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361. Shut up.
Sarge,
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362. I need you to do
one more drawing for me.
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363. What?
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364. It will cheer the captain up.
He'll be over the moon.
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365. He may even lean back in
his chair a little and nod slightly.
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366. This is a lot of pressure. If I'm going
to do this, it has to be done right.
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367. Scully.
Yeah?
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368. Get me my oils.
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369. Paint or massage?
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370. I'll get both.
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371. You know, this is one of the most
unhealthy people I've ever seen.
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372. It's like cutting into a
big, overstuffed ravioli.
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373. You sure you want me
to keep digging?
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374. Unfortunately, yes. The primary
on this case says it's a murder.
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375. We have to treat it
like a murder.
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376. Okay. Here we go.
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377. Oh. Want to see
something cool?
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378. No.
Here it is.
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379. Ah, that's what I'm talking
about. Listen.
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380. Goosh.
Mmm-hmm.
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381. You know what that was?
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382. That was the air releasing
from the large intestine.
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383. Ah. In the biz, we call that
the "death bubble."
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384. Pretty cool. Here,
you want to hold it? Nope.
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385. Knock,
knock. You can knock with your hands.
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386. Saying it is ridiculous.
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387. Okay. Well, I know you're
having a bad day.
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388. I think you're
having a bad day.
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389. So, to cheer you up,
I had Terry do this painting
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390. to replace the photo
you hated.
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391. I threw away the photo because I think it's
ostentatious to hang pictures of yourself,
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392. especially when you haven't
earned a place on the wall.
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393. Oh.
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394. But you would have me hang
a baroque oil painting of myself,
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395. like I'm a
North Korean dictator.
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396. What, no ornate gold frame?
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397. Why am I not astride my noble steed,
clad in armor?
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398. We could add a horse.
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399. You just wasted your time,
Terry's time, and now my time on this,
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400. when you should have been filing
the report on the purse-snatcher.
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401. Oh, I did. It's already
in the system.
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402. Oh. Good.
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403. Thank you. Dismissed.
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404. Here are the contents
of his stomach.
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405. Oh. That's where
they went.
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406. And here's the
really cool part.
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407. Get in here. Look at the
scarring on this liver.
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408. Cause of death, poison.
Ingested.
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409. Boyle was right.
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410. All right. I'm going
to go tell him.
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411. Yeah, you could.
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412. Or you could stay
for a post-mortem.
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413. Nope. Sorry.
The spell has worn off.
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414. No more weird dead guy sex
for me ever again.
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415. It's nothing personal. I
just think sex is for the living.
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416. Isn't that right, buddy?
Oh, my God. He has no eyes.
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417. Oh, that is terrifying.
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418. What now, Santiago?
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419. I figured out why
you've been so tense.
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420. You're worried about the
monthly crime statistics.
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421. That's not your concern.
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422. I just checked the
stats myself.
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423. Our arrest numbers haven't
improved since you got here.
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424. They're exactly the same
as last month.
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425. If this is your strategy to
cheer me up, it's backfiring.
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426. Sir, I don't think you realize
how good flat numbers are.
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427. I went back 12 years.
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428. A precinct's numbers almost always
get worse under new leadership.
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429. But ours didn't.
That's a win.
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430. It's just your first month.
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431. Morale is much higher.
People are working harder.
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432. You're well on your way to
earning a place on that wall.
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433. Thank you, Santiago.
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434. You know. We're birds of a feather,
you and I.
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435. I hate cliches.
Cliches are the worst.
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436. Okay.
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437. We know you killed
your husband.
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438. That cruise you
planned was for one.
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439. Plus, the autopsy showed
clear signs of poison.
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440. And for the record,
the inside of his body was very gross.
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441. Noted. My only question is,
why did you do it?
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442. Hmm. He drove me to it.
He had affair after affair.
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443. He was a real Don Juan.
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444. Permission to make
a fat joke? Go ahead.
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445. Are you sure you didn't
mean Don Flan? Thanks.
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446. Nice. Mrs. Patterson, you are under
arrest for the murder of your husband.
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447. Sarge, that painting is tight.
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448. It's terrible. The brushwork is
sloppy. It's poor use of negative space.
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449. I'm a fraud.
Not at all.
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450. I'd like to take
this home for my husband.
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451. He'll be glad you made
me look so happy.
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452. I was trying to make him
look serious.
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453. I still can't read him.
No one can.
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454. I can. He likes it.
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455. Nice job, Boyle.
You nailed it.
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456. Hear, hear. Of course he
did. He's a great primary.
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457. And I'm sorry I was such
a bad number two.
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458. I may, for the first time have
been a bit of a jerk. And I'm sorry.
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459. What a wonderful moment.
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460. I agree. It is
a wonderful moment.
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461. What a wonderful moment.
Rosa, you agree?
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462. It's all right.
It's all right.
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463. Wonderful moment ... ment
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464. Between two guys
Between two guys
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465. Oh. The DA wants to set
bail for Patterson's wife.
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466. They need me to send them
all the files.
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467. I'm the secondary. I'll go back
there and do the busy work.
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468. You guys stay here
and keep celebrating.
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469. You sure you're not just sneaking
off for more weird dead guy sex?
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470. We will never
speak of that again. Never.
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471. Okay, bye.
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472. God.
Crazy day, huh?
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473. I hate small talk.
Let's drink in silence.
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474. Perfect.
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