1. All right, gang. Diet day four.
How's everyone holding up?Copy !req
2. Honestly, I'm going
to last forever.Copy !req
3. You hear that, bitches?Copy !req
4. I'm going
to last forever...Copy !req
5. I'm doing great.Copy !req
6. This morning, the homeless guy on
my stoop said my skin looked dope.Copy !req
7. What's going on?Copy !req
8. Why do you all
have matching bags?Copy !req
9. We're doing a diet together.Copy !req
10. My wife found it.Copy !req
11. She heard about it at
mommy and me graphic design.Copy !req
12. Wait, it might have
been toddler karate.Copy !req
13. She takes our little ladies to
so many classes, I can't keep it straight.Copy !req
14. Childhood is truly
a time of wonder.Copy !req
15. This diet
is very scientific, sir.Copy !req
16. All the meals are pre-planned
and delivered to your doorstep.Copy !req
17. This is our breakfast.Copy !req
18. An orange wedge,
three cashew nuts, and a solitary grape.Copy !req
19. It's actually more
than you realize.Copy !req
20. Sometimes, I can't even
finish all the grape.Copy !req
21. Well, this seems unnecessary
to me. You're all in perfect shape.Copy !req
22. You can always
be healthier, sir.Copy !req
23. And I like the challenge.Copy !req
24. Plus, it's good team building.Copy !req
25. We're going to get
through this together.Copy !req
26. Hey, guys, pro-tip.Copy !req
27. Lick the baggy. There's
food molecules in there.Copy !req
28. Oh!
That's so smart.Copy !req
29. Mmm...Copy !req
30. What are you doing here?
Isn't it your day off?Copy !req
31. Yes, stalker,
it is my day off.Copy !req
32. But I'm here to meet Charles.Copy !req
33. Did you hear what
he did last night?Copy !req
34. Drink it, Jake. Drink it.Copy !req
35. What's up your tiny sleeve?Copy !req
36. Mmm...Copy !req
37. Why is there
a bow tie in here?Copy !req
38. Wait a minute.Copy !req
39. Jake Peralta, will
you be my best man?Copy !req
40. Yes. Yes!
A thousand times yes!Copy !req
41. Wow. Best man.Copy !req
42. So, are you going to set
up shop in a strip club?Copy !req
43. What kind of shop
would I set up?Copy !req
44. Hand sanitizer.
I would sell hand sanitizer.Copy !req
45. And no...Copy !req
46. I was hoping that my best man
duties would be all whiskey and cigars,Copy !req
47. but this is Charles
we're talking about.Copy !req
48. So, we've got two straight
days of wedding planning.Copy !req
49. Plus, he gave me this to prep.Copy !req
50. Fancy Brudgom.Copy !req
51. It means fancy
groom in Danish.Copy !req
52. According to Charles, the Danes throw
the most beautiful weddings in the world.Copy !req
53. And the most violent funerals.Copy !req
54. This does not look like
something you'd be into.Copy !req
55. Normally, yes. But I am now
Charles' forlover, best man, Danish.Copy !req
56. So, it is my duty
to support him no matterCopy !req
57. what weird, crazy,
Charles-y ideas he has.Copy !req
58. Let's do this.Copy !req
59. There he is. My groom!Copy !req
60. Hello, my big, beautiful BM.
Best man.Copy !req
61. Just best man is fine.Copy !req
62. I hope you rested. We're
going to be on our feet all day.Copy !req
63. I am totally prepared. I even
bought some nurse shoes.Copy !req
64. Love them.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
65. Let me grab this.
And grab this.Copy !req
66. Let me grab this. First stop,
kagesmagning! Grab me! You!Copy !req
67. Cake tasting!Copy !req
68. Wow.Copy !req
69. You wanted to see me, sir?Copy !req
70. I understand you stopped by the
patrol officers' morning briefing?Copy !req
71. Yeah. Officer Deetmore helped
me out with my crime scene,Copy !req
72. so I gave him a little
thank you present.Copy !req
73. Hey, Deetmore.Copy !req
74. If you're going to bag
evidence like a five-year-old,Copy !req
75. you should have
the proper tools.Copy !req
76. It's a "My First Police Kit."Copy !req
77. The walkie-talkie
blows bubbles.Copy !req
78. Hope you can handle it.Copy !req
79. He mislabeled the
weapon like an idiot,Copy !req
80. and it almost got
filed with the wrong case.Copy !req
81. He could have
blown months of work.Copy !req
82. You humiliated Officer
Deetmore in front of his peers.Copy !req
83. He submitted an official
complaint against you.Copy !req
84. Did he fill it out in crayon?
No.Copy !req
85. But he did use a green
pen which seems crazy to me.Copy !req
86. The good news is,
if you go down there and apologize,Copy !req
87. he'll let the whole thing go.Copy !req
88. Fine, I'm great at apologizing.
I'm a very sweet person.Copy !req
89. Out of my way, chunk.Copy !req
90. Ooh.Copy !req
91. Jake, I've got to tell you. The engaged
life is amazing, especially sexually.Copy !req
92. Well, I don't want to pry.Copy !req
93. You're not prying. I
want you to know this. No.Copy !req
94. Vivian and I have a wonderful intercourse
itinerary that we have planned.Copy !req
95. Oh, I'm usually more of a chocolate guy,
but this one's closer.Copy !req
96. So, I'm going to do that.Copy !req
97. Ah! Hot! Hot!
Spicy cake, why?Copy !req
98. That's habanero pepper frosting,
because our marriage is going to sizzle!Copy !req
99. Unless you think
it's a bad idea.Copy !req
100. No. It sounds like
a great idea, Oprah.Copy !req
101. Two. One.Copy !req
102. Okay, be kind. I don't have
a model's body like you.Copy !req
103. Come on. Show me what you got.Copy !req
104. Fred Astaire. Gene Kelly.Copy !req
105. Liberace. Diane Keaton.Copy !req
106. Roger that.Copy !req
107. God.Copy !req
108. Okay, Charles.
You're not Scottish.Copy !req
109. Yeah. Get back in there,
Braveheart.Copy !req
110. Summer linen suit,
casual but classic.Copy !req
111. Actually not bad.Copy !req
112. One question, can
you see my underwear?Copy !req
113. Oh, thong!Copy !req
114. Why are you
wearing a thong?Copy !req
115. It's my something borrowed.Copy !req
116. Get back in there.Copy !req
117. Yes!Copy !req
118. Lunch time! Wait's over.Copy !req
119. That was easy.Copy !req
120. Totally, I feel like we just had our
snack an hour and 17 minutes ago.Copy !req
121. I never got into diets.Copy !req
122. Though I did take
diet pills in the '70s.Copy !req
123. I love these pills.Copy !req
124. They give me so much energy
and I can eat whatever I want.Copy !req
125. Oh, god.Copy !req
126. He's dead!Copy !req
127. Actually, I was in a coma.Copy !req
128. When I woke up,
I had so much mail.Copy !req
129. Weight loss science has
come a long way since then.Copy !req
130. Ingredients, carrot,
got to respect that.Copy !req
131. Ugh.Copy !req
132. Damn, Gina!Copy !req
133. What is that?Copy !req
134. Oh, it's a Sloppy Jessica,
mac and cheese chili pizza on a bun.Copy !req
135. It's everything I've wanted
to eat for the last 48 hours.Copy !req
136. Mmm-mm.
What happened?Copy !req
137. I thought you were going
to "Last forever, bitches."Copy !req
138. Turns out, I gave up easy.Copy !req
139. You hear that, bitches?Copy !req
140. I gave up so easy!Copy !req
141. Thank you.Copy !req
142. Hey, you sure it's a good idea to eat all
this shawarma right before your tux fitting?Copy !req
143. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to be one
of those grooms who doesn't eat.Copy !req
144. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
145. Hey, thanks for being
so supportive all day.Copy !req
146. Best man. Whatever you need,
I will do.Copy !req
147. Actually, there is one thing.Copy !req
148. Do you have a pen I can
borrow to sign these forms?Copy !req
149. You bet I don't
have a pen. I never do.Copy !req
150. But I will get you one.Copy !req
151. What is it, some sort of
marriage license thingie?Copy !req
152. Oh, no, it's my
retirement paperwork.Copy !req
153. What? Shut up. What?Copy !req
154. Yeah. Vivian got
a job in suburban Ottawa.Copy !req
155. She wants me to retire from
the NYPD and go with her.Copy !req
156. Retire? Boyle, we're supposed
to die on the force together.Copy !req
157. Me in a big explosion and you committing
suicide at my funeral out of respect.Copy !req
158. I know.Copy !req
159. But Vivian needs to make
this move for her career.Copy !req
160. And I'm excited to go. I mean,
suburban Ottawa's great.Copy !req
161. It has everything
Brooklyn does.Copy !req
162. Really?
Yes.Copy !req
163. Other than my job and my
friends and my family, you,Copy !req
164. interesting people, museums, restaurants,
and every other reason that I have to live.Copy !req
165. Okay, I'm kind of picking
up on a couple of cluesCopy !req
166. that you maybe don't
want to retire in Canada.Copy !req
167. Oh, my god. Jake, you're
such an amazing detective.Copy !req
168. I don't want to go.Copy !req
169. Okay, Boyle.Copy !req
170. Let's strategize on how you're going to tell
Vivian that you don't want to move to Canada.Copy !req
171. No. Jake, I'm not going
to say anything. Just drop it.Copy !req
172. We have the perfect
relationship. We've never fought.Copy !req
173. I don't want
to mess up and ruin it.Copy !req
174. She's my everything. Move
your testicles to the left.Copy !req
175. 10-four.Copy !req
176. She's your fiancée. You
can't be scared to talk to her.Copy !req
177. Testicles to the right.Copy !req
178. You know, can we actually cool
it on the testicles for a minute?Copy !req
179. No. I'm on the testicle part.Copy !req
180. Honestly, Jake,
I wouldn't even know how to bring it up.Copy !req
181. What if it goes badly?Copy !req
182. It won't. Just tell her how
you feel. Say something like,Copy !req
183. "Vivian, I love you, but we
need to talk about Ottawa."Copy !req
184. Right, and then, she'll say,
"You're a selfish man-pigCopy !req
185. "and I hope you die alone,
and I never loved you."Copy !req
186. Oh, god, she never loved me.Copy !req
187. She's not going to say any of that,
because she's not criminally insane.Copy !req
188. Okay, just calm down. We'll
think of something together.Copy !req
189. We're going to the
stationery store next.Copy !req
190. We can write a bunch of stuff
down. It's going to be all right.Copy !req
191. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
192. No deep breaths.Copy !req
193. Makes the testicles clap.Copy !req
194. Mmm.Copy !req
195. Detective Diaz, how is your
apology to Officer Deetmore coming?Copy !req
196. I've been working
on a letter to send him.Copy !req
197. Yes, I saw a draft
of it on your desk.Copy !req
198. What did you think?Copy !req
199. It was so horrifying,
I had to destroy the whole pad.Copy !req
200. Just go downstairs
and apologize.Copy !req
201. Fine, I'll say, "I'm sorry."Copy !req
202. No, be sincere.
Like this. I'm sorry.Copy !req
203. I'm sorry.Copy !req
204. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
205. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
206. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
207. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
208. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
209. Good, that's the one.Copy !req
210. Still working on that
afternoon almond?Copy !req
211. Yeah, I've been sucking
on it so long, it's smooth.Copy !req
212. It's like sea glass.Copy !req
213. You do you.Copy !req
214. I'll get that for you, Ames.Copy !req
215. Oops.Copy !req
216. Butter feet.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
217. Sorry?Copy !req
218. You bumbling son of a bitch.Copy !req
219. You just ruined my life!Copy !req
220. I hope you get hit by a truck and
a dog takes a dump on your face!Copy !req
221. Ain't nothing to see here.
Just a little hypoglycemic rage.Copy !req
222. Move along.Copy !req
223. I'm so sorry, Hitchcock.Copy !req
224. That's not me.Copy !req
225. I'm never like that.Copy !req
226. That's okay. It's my fault. I
shouldn't have bumped your cashew.Copy !req
227. Cashew? It was
an almond, you idiot!Copy !req
228. I hope you drown in a tub!Copy !req
229. I hope you have aneurysm
after aneurysm after aneurysm!Copy !req
230. Okay, buddy, we have got
some great opening lines here.Copy !req
231. Three very reasonable explanations as
to why you don't want to go to Canada.Copy !req
232. And four very attractive options
for your invitation card stock.Copy !req
233. Well, I like
romantic opening C.Copy !req
234. Uh, this page about
how my life is New York.Copy !req
235. And I love the Chantilly
Ecru paper for place cards.Copy !req
236. That is an excellent choice.Copy !req
237. Those are all
excellent choices.Copy !req
238. You can do this. You're a
smart and wonderful man.Copy !req
239. With fantastic handwriting.Copy !req
240. Sure. With fantastic
handwriting.Copy !req
241. Do you really think so?Copy !req
242. Yeah, I think that you could
be a professional calligrapher.Copy !req
243. Charles,
a professional calligrapher.Copy !req
244. You can do anything. Including,
but not limited to, talking to Vivian.Copy !req
245. Right. Right. Right.Copy !req
246. Look, I know
it's going to be hard.Copy !req
247. And she might
even get mad at you.Copy !req
248. But I promise you'll be back to doing
weird sex stuff together in no time.Copy !req
249. All right, all right.Copy !req
250. I'm going to go talk to Vivi.Copy !req
251. Great idea buddy.Copy !req
252. Ah?
Yep.Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. So, who's going to pay for
the paper? It's going to be $250.Copy !req
255. Her name is Amy Santiago.Copy !req
256. Lick, lick, lick.
It's an ice cream cone.Copy !req
257. You can't tempt me, traitor.Copy !req
258. Not when I got this big, juicy
cantaloupe wedge to keep me company.Copy !req
259. It's so thin
I can see through it.Copy !req
260. Santiago! Come hold this so it
looks bigger in your tiny hand.Copy !req
261. Oh, Amy left the
building 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
262. That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
263. Santiago loves
cantaloupe time.Copy !req
264. We wrote a song about it.Copy !req
265. Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe.Copy !req
266. It's just nonsense without
her singing the high parts.Copy !req
267. Where is she?Copy !req
268. Amy, where are you?
It's cantaloupe time.Copy !req
269. Santiago!Copy !req
270. Stop! It's not too late.
I failed, Sarge.Copy !req
271. This is my second burger.Copy !req
272. Okay, I lied. It's my fourth.Copy !req
273. You both betrayed me.
That's okay.Copy !req
274. I can do this all on my
own. I don't need you.Copy !req
275. I can even sing
the high parts.Copy !req
276. Cantaloupe.
Yes, I can...Copy !req
277. Cantaloupe.
Yes, I can...Copy !req
278. Traitors.Copy !req
279. Officer Deetmore.Copy !req
280. I came down
here to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
281. Oh, good. Go ahead.Copy !req
282. No,
that was it. I did it. I said I'm sorry.Copy !req
283. Hey, I said it again.Copy !req
284. Now, I've got one in the bank,
so I can do whatever I want to.Copy !req
285. What are you
even sorry for?Copy !req
286. Come on, man. I said the
words. I paused afterwards.Copy !req
287. I even averted my gaze to
make you feel like the alpha.Copy !req
288. Yeah, but you didn't mean it.Copy !req
289. I'd like you to apologize
like you mean it.Copy !req
290. Fine.Copy !req
291. I'm sorry you
screwed up my case.Copy !req
292. I'm sorry you're
a terrible cop.Copy !req
293. I'm sorry for your goat face and your
rodent brain and your weird goose body.Copy !req
294. I meant all of that.
Hope you feel better.Copy !req
295. Hey.Copy !req
296. So, how did it go
with Vivian last night?Copy !req
297. Great, it went so great.
I went to her apartment,Copy !req
298. I sat down face to face,
then I panicked and totally bailed.Copy !req
299. Oh, no.Copy !req
300. But the good news is, she's on her way here
and you're going to talk to her for me.Copy !req
301. Oh, no.
Just tell her I absolutelyCopy !req
302. shouldn't retire
and move to Canada.Copy !req
303. But don't tell her
I think that. Hi!Copy !req
304. Hi, Vivian.Copy !req
305. Hi, Jake.
Vivian!Copy !req
306. Jake, you're so sweet. Charles told me
you insisted that I come to breakfast.Copy !req
307. Because of it being
such an important one.Copy !req
308. Meal, I mean.Copy !req
309. You know that,
in ancient Egypt,Copy !req
310. the peasants drank
beer for breakfast?Copy !req
311. Well, that explains why all
their buildings were crooked.Copy !req
312. Charles, can I see you
in the bathroom for a second?Copy !req
313. Got a mole on my backCopy !req
314. that needs a looking-at,
and Charles has eyes.Copy !req
315. I do.Copy !req
316. All right, so,
let's see that mole.Copy !req
317. What? Get off of me.
That was a fake excuse.Copy !req
318. Of course, totally.Copy !req
319. Look, I can't talk to Vivian
for you. This is crazy.Copy !req
320. I tried talking
to her just like we practiced.Copy !req
321. But every time I bring up Ottawa, she
says how excited she is about our future.Copy !req
322. Then, we made love.
Don't say made love.Copy !req
323. Fine, we had wonder-sex.Copy !req
324. Don't want
to know what that is.Copy !req
325. I don't want to move to
Canada, but I can't lose her.Copy !req
326. You're my best man.
Please help me.Copy !req
327. Fine, I'll try.Copy !req
328. Okay, but bring
it up naturally.Copy !req
329. So she doesn't
think I put you up to it.Copy !req
330. Sure. How hard could that be? I'm
constantly talking about suburban Ottawa.Copy !req
331. No, wait don't go.Copy !req
332. I still have to pee.Copy !req
333. Why would I stay for that?Copy !req
334. Is it cool if I just stare at your
croissants for a little while?Copy !req
335. Sarge, you need
to stop this diet.Copy !req
336. Amy and I folded. You won.Copy !req
337. It's not a competition.Copy !req
338. We were on the same teamCopy !req
339. until you deserted me
for Team Eating Food.Copy !req
340. Was that a good burn?
I'm too hungry to tell.Copy !req
341. It was a great burn, sir. Now,
please eat. You look weak.Copy !req
342. I'm fine.
I am stronger than ever.Copy !req
343. Watch this.Copy !req
344. Sarge, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no!Copy !req
345. See? I'm fine.Copy !req
346. What is happening?Copy !req
347. Just a tummy gurgle!
Diet messed up my system!Copy !req
348. Oh, no.Copy !req
349. Go back inside!Copy !req
350. Are you talking
to us or the fart?Copy !req
351. So, Vivian, do you
ever go watch hockey?Copy !req
352. No, I'm not
one for sports.Copy !req
353. Of course you're not.Copy !req
354. My graduate student told me
the craziest story about her family.Copy !req
355. It's hilarious.Copy !req
356. Hey, can you pass
me the maple syrup, please?Copy !req
357. Speaking of... Where does the
best maple syrup come from again?Copy !req
358. Vermont.Copy !req
359. Oh, and Canada.Copy !req
360. Canada? Hey, that reminds me.Copy !req
361. Weren't the two of you talking
about maybe moving there?Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah. We are so excited to start
this new chapter of our lives together.Copy !req
363. Yeah, well,
although I have to say,Copy !req
364. as someone who's read many of
the older chapters in Charles' life,Copy !req
365. I wonder if that's
the best thing for him.Copy !req
366. It's so sweet
of you to care, but...Copy !req
367. Chuck is excited about
moving to Canada. Right, baby?Copy !req
368. Mmm, mouth full. I love you.Copy !req
369. But what about his job and all of his
friends and his Brooklyn based pizza blog?Copy !req
370. Do they even have
pizza in Canada?Copy !req
371. Yes. It's puffier
and it's sweet.Copy !req
372. It's called
Manitoba Sauce Cake.Copy !req
373. Okay, there's no way
Charles wants that.Copy !req
374. Jake, I think you're
overstepping here.Copy !req
375. Charles and I both
want to move to Canada.Copy !req
376. Is that true, Charles?Copy !req
377. Is that what you want?Copy !req
378. Uh, yeah, I want to retire from the
force and move to Ottawa with Vivian.Copy !req
379. And frankly, I have no idea
why you're getting involved.Copy !req
380. And no one asked for
your stupid opinion!Copy !req
381. Vivi, we're leaving.Copy !req
382. What?Copy !req
383. Detective Diaz.Copy !req
384. I gather that, once again, things
did not go well with Officer Deetmore.Copy !req
385. All due respect, sir,
it's how I was trained.Copy !req
386. You mess up,
you get made fun of.Copy !req
387. It's like a scientist zapping a rat
when he messes up in the maze.Copy !req
388. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
389. When I was a young officer,Copy !req
390. I was that rat
and got zapped.Copy !req
391. And all I wanted was to be Captain
and throw some lightning bolts.Copy !req
392. Emperor Palpatine.Copy !req
393. I do not know who that is.Copy !req
394. But a real leader doesn't zap
people when they mess up.Copy !req
395. They teach them
how to fix the problem.Copy !req
396. I think you're a leader.Copy !req
397. So act like one.Copy !req
398. I'll try.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
399. Please, Diaz.
No need to make a scene.Copy !req
400. I can't believe he's
moving to Canada.Copy !req
401. I know. And I tried to help him,
and he fully threw me under the bus.Copy !req
402. So, I quit as best man.Copy !req
403. Jake.
What? I did everything right.Copy !req
404. I was loyal. I put up
with all his dumb ideas.Copy !req
405. His spicy cake, his
champagne made out of olives,Copy !req
406. reading his vows
as a recipe.Copy !req
407. One teaspoon eternal love.Copy !req
408. A dash of peeing
with the door open.Copy !req
409. Okay, that's hard to hear.Copy !req
410. Yeah.Copy !req
411. I just don't understand
why he's being so weird.Copy !req
412. I can't believe he
would turn on me like this.Copy !req
413. He's not being himself.Copy !req
414. Maybe because he's facing a terrible
decision and he doesn't know what to do.Copy !req
415. Yeah, that sounds right.Copy !req
416. I think he needs
his farm lover.Copy !req
417. It's pronounced forlover. I don't
have time to teach you Danish.Copy !req
418. I've got to go help Charles.Copy !req
419. I'll find out where he is and
text you. That would be helpful!Copy !req
420. Charles, get in the car.
No. Go to heck.Copy !req
421. Don't siren me. You quit on me
as best man. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
422. Police, stop walking.Copy !req
423. Oh, I hate that
I'm so by the book.Copy !req
424. Listen, Boyle,
you're not handing in thoseCopy !req
425. retirement papers without
telling Vivian how you feel.Copy !req
426. I won't let you.
Oh, really?Copy !req
427. And how are you
going to stop me?Copy !req
428. Baton to the knee.Copy !req
429. Baton to the knee.Copy !req
430. Ahhh! Oh!Copy !req
431. Hey, Deetmore.Copy !req
432. I'm sorry for making fun
of you in front of everybody.Copy !req
433. And also for making
fun of you behind your back.Copy !req
434. Didn't know you did that,
but thank you for the apology.Copy !req
435. I'm not done. Also, I'm sorry for
making fun of you during my book club.Copy !req
436. Those people don't even
know you. That was uncool.Copy !req
437. Also, I'm sorry I...
It's okay.Copy !req
438. I get it.
No.Copy !req
439. Also, I'm sorry that I didn't take the
time to show you how to fix your mistake.Copy !req
440. Come on.
We can go over it upstairs.Copy !req
441. Thanks.
That would be great.Copy !req
442. Oh, one more sorry.Copy !req
443. You're about to see a drawing
I did of you in the elevator.Copy !req
444. Just remember,
I was really pissed at you at the time.Copy !req
445. I'm un-quitting
as your best man.Copy !req
446. Oh, how kind of you.Copy !req
447. Are you also taking
me to the knee hospital?Copy !req
448. Your knee is fine.Copy !req
449. Besides, you had it coming for
throwing me under the bus like that.Copy !req
450. I'm sorry.
I was terrible to you.Copy !req
451. It's just, I don't
know what to do.Copy !req
452. I know. It's tough.
But I'm here to support you.Copy !req
453. And not just in your weird,
awful wedding decisions.Copy !req
454. Awful? Uh-oh.Copy !req
455. Did I just plan the
worst wedding in history?Copy !req
456. Second worst. Red Wedding,
Game of Thrones.Copy !req
457. And no, your wedding is going to be
incredible because it's exactly what you want.Copy !req
458. What you don't want
is to go to Canada.Copy !req
459. So, I don't care how many
busses you throw me under,Copy !req
460. I'm making you talk to Vivian.Copy !req
461. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
462. You're right.
And you know what? I'm ready.Copy !req
463. No, I'm not.
I'm running away.Copy !req
464. Boyle, no!Copy !req
465. I'm not ready. I'm not
ready. I'm not ready.Copy !req
466. Hey, superstar.Copy !req
467. Why the long fart?Copy !req
468. I meant face.
Why the long face?Copy !req
469. Keep walking, Linetti.Copy !req
470. Okay. But this
shake is really good.Copy !req
471. Listen. Shh, shh, listen.Copy !req
472. That's it. I give up.Copy !req
473. Why do you care
so much about this diet?Copy !req
474. Just stop.
You're in perfect shape.Copy !req
475. Mmm. Amen.Copy !req
476. I'm not doing it for me.Copy !req
477. My wife is on the diet.Copy !req
478. She's a little self-conscious about
her body since giving birth to twins.Copy !req
479. It's crazy.Copy !req
480. I think she looks perfect
and I tell her that all the time.Copy !req
481. Mmm, and I love
that you do that, Terry.Copy !req
482. She's running around after those girls
all day, and I'm not there to help out.Copy !req
483. This was one thing
I thought I could do with her.Copy !req
484. But I'm too weak.Copy !req
485. Just hand me that milkshake.Copy !req
486. Okay.Copy !req
487. Hey, hey, what
are you doing? What?Copy !req
488. Thank you.Copy !req
489. We are still a team.Copy !req
490. And we will keep you from
eating so you can support your wife.Copy !req
491. Thank you, team.Copy !req
492. However, just to be clear,
Gina and I are still going to eat.Copy !req
493. I'm eating right now,
Terry. Corn dog.Copy !req
494. Come on. There we go.Copy !req
495. You got this. All right?Copy !req
496. Ah! Hello, Vivian. Charles
has something he'd like to say.Copy !req
497. In case he tries to flee.Copy !req
498. Vivian.Copy !req
499. We need to talk
about Ottawa.Copy !req
500. Jake.Copy !req
501. Oh.Copy !req
502. Hey.Copy !req
503. How did it go?
Everything okay?Copy !req
504. Vivian and I talked for hours.Copy !req
505. There's a lot more
to discuss, but it's a start.Copy !req
506. You were right,
she didn't dump me.Copy !req
507. You did good.
I know you were scared.Copy !req
508. Hey.Copy !req
509. Your duties as best
man aren't over yet.Copy !req
510. What? Whiskey and cigars.Copy !req
511. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
512. Thanks for being
the best best man.Copy !req
513. To the Fancy Brudgom.Copy !req
514. Hot! Hot! Spicy!
Why is that spicy?Copy !req