1. Ah. Captain.Copy !req
2. You're at my desk.Copy !req
3. Just what I want to see
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
4. You're three minutes
late, Peralta.Copy !req
5. Not my fault.Copy !req
6. I had a plumbing problem.Copy !req
7. Which reminds me, I'm going to need
a new, departmentally-issued phone.Copy !req
8. Oh, come on. Really?
I'm a few minutes late,Copy !req
9. so you're going to call me
out in front of everyone?Copy !req
10. Good idea.
Everyone?Copy !req
11. Gather around so I can call
out Peralta in front of you.Copy !req
12. Okay. Fine.
I was three minutes late.Copy !req
13. I'm sorry for doing
one thing wrong.Copy !req
14. Oh,
it's more than one thing. Uh-oh.Copy !req
15. Let's start with
the Kristov murder.Copy !req
16. It was an amazing solve. I got
him to confess in 20 minutes.Copy !req
17. You also mislabeled
the evidence.Copy !req
18. So that confession is worthless if the
sergeant hadn't caught your mistake.Copy !req
19. Here are three cases
with sloppy paperwork.Copy !req
20. Here are two pictures.Copy !req
21. One is your locker. The other is a
garbage dump in the Philippines.Copy !req
22. Can you tell
which is which?Copy !req
23. That one's the dump?
They're both your locker.Copy !req
24. Ah,
I should have guessed that. He's good.Copy !req
25. This folder is labeled,
"Undies, dirty."Copy !req
26. So I won't confuse it
with "Undies, clean."Copy !req
27. Also, who cares
about all these rules?Copy !req
28. I have more felony arrests
than any other detective here.Copy !req
29. You also have more mice living in
your desk than any other detective.Copy !req
30. Algernon!Copy !req
31. You guys, Algernon's back!Copy !req
32. Get rid of the mouse,
and get your act together. Now.Copy !req
33. He's grumpy.Copy !req
34. Okay,
Detectives. Let's get started.Copy !req
35. Santiago.Copy !req
36. Where are we with the
Jay Street drug bust?Copy !req
37. There are 12 keys of
coke unaccounted for,Copy !req
38. but we just got a warrant to
search the dealer's apartment.Copy !req
39. Good. Take Boyle and Diaz.Copy !req
40. Dream team.
Peralta.Copy !req
41. Brief us on the
vandalism case.Copy !req
42. Well, there's no easy
way to put this, Sarge.Copy !req
43. But someone has been painting
wieners on squad cars.Copy !req
44. And apparently,Copy !req
45. they won't stop until there's a penis
drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn.Copy !req
46. Oh, that's what
he's been drawing.Copy !req
47. But, what are those two little
round things at the bottom?Copy !req
48. It's a butt.Copy !req
49. The butt?Copy !req
50. I assume you have a plan
to catch this gentleman.Copy !req
51. Did you just say
"genital-man"?Copy !req
52. Because, if so, kudos.
And, yes, I have a plan.Copy !req
53. I'm going to plant a
decoy squad car as bait.Copy !req
54. Meanwhile, I'll be waiting
in an undercover vehicle here.Copy !req
55. He's already tagged
three UC vehicles.Copy !req
56. He can clearly spot 'em.Copy !req
57. You should take my minivan.Copy !req
58. A minivan?Copy !req
59. You all got a problem
with my minivan?Copy !req
60. Because my wife
doesn't like it either.Copy !req
61. She wanted an SUV,
but those things roll, man.Copy !req
62. They roll.Copy !req
63. It's a good idea, Sergeant.
We'll take the van.Copy !req
64. We?
You're coming with me?Copy !req
65. Sir, with all due respect,
I don't need backup.Copy !req
66. It's not backup.
It's babysitting.Copy !req
67. Babysitting.Copy !req
68. Oh. Look at this.Copy !req
69. The drug dealer got a BA in
Art History from Brooklyn College.Copy !req
70. Interesting, huh?Copy !req
71. How is that interesting?Copy !req
72. Well, it's surprising, because
you would think he had studied...Copy !req
73. drugs.Copy !req
74. I studied art history, too.
Also not interesting.Copy !req
75. Excuse me.Copy !req
76. I know I'm just a lowly
civilian administrator,Copy !req
77. but I couldn't
help overhearingCopy !req
78. you're looking for
some missing drugs?Copy !req
79. As it turns out,
my friend here,Copy !req
80. Carlene,
is a psychic.Copy !req
81. And she's ready
to help you.Copy !req
82. I do palms, tarot,Copy !req
83. and I have a degree in
Numerology from the internet.Copy !req
84. Ugh.
Really, Gina, a psychic?Copy !req
85. What?
She's the real deal.Copy !req
86. E.g., last week,
she predictedCopy !req
87. I would have a
sensuous encounterCopy !req
88. with a guy named Mark.
And I did.Copy !req
89. Is anyone here named Mark?Copy !req
90. You're good.Copy !req
91. Okay? She has had visions which,
frankly, science cannot account for.Copy !req
92. Also, she can get you amazing
deals on ladies' footwear.Copy !req
93. She's Assistant Manager
at Leonard's Designer Shoes.Copy !req
94. Vision!Copy !req
95. The drugs are
in a location.Copy !req
96. I see the color blue.
She sees blue.Copy !req
97. And yellow.Copy !req
98. And I see the letter "L."Copy !req
99. R-S-T-W-E.Copy !req
100. And "B."Copy !req
101. So, basically, everyone's first
eight guesses in Hangman?Copy !req
102. Thank you,
Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.Copy !req
103. So, Holt's coming
on my stakeout now?Copy !req
104. I made a mix tape with
some very explicit rap on it,Copy !req
105. and now,
I can't sing along.Copy !req
106. You made a mix tape? Yes,
I still listen to cassettes.Copy !req
107. This guy is all over me.Copy !req
108. I mean, a captain on a minor
vandalism case? It's insane.Copy !req
109. What's insane is how you
refuse to get with the program.Copy !req
110. There is a new sheriff
in town, Jake.Copy !req
111. Well, I like the old sheriff.Copy !req
112. I mean, McGintley wouldn't
care about a messy desk,Copy !req
113. or all these stupid rules.Copy !req
114. Tase!
Tase! Tase! Hey!Copy !req
115. What the hell's
going on here?Copy !req
116. Science experiment.Copy !req
117. I want to see what happens
if I taser this cantaloupe.Copy !req
118. Okay.Copy !req
119. Tase! Tase!
Tase!Copy !req
120. Ah!Copy !req
121. Yeah!Copy !req
122. And McGintley wouldn't care
if I was three minutes lateCopy !req
123. because he was
always an hour late.Copy !req
124. And hungover.Copy !req
125. And he would let you do literally anything
you want if you gave him a hamburger.Copy !req
126. He let you play
your mix tape?Copy !req
127. Okay.
That's very funny.Copy !req
128. Get a iPod, man.Copy !req
129. Mix tape.Copy !req
130. I just want to apologize for
my fellow detectives' behavior.Copy !req
131. Okay, my granny also had...Copy !req
132. The gift.Copy !req
133. I feel that I
will die soon.Copy !req
134. She was right.
She died two years later.Copy !req
135. Your sincere belief in my
gift means a great deal.Copy !req
136. Vision.Copy !req
137. The woman you love,
the one you work with,Copy !req
138. the scary one
with the black hair.Copy !req
139. Rosa? Yes.Copy !req
140. She doesn't love you back.
She will never love you back.Copy !req
141. Say, "Thank you," Charles.Copy !req
142. She just told you
your future.Copy !req
143. Thank you.Copy !req
144. You left without me.
You were late. Again.Copy !req
145. Well, I had to put on my
undercover minivan disguise.Copy !req
146. Say hello to
Harvey Norgenbloom.Copy !req
147. CPA. Recently divorced father
of two with a dark sexual secret.Copy !req
148. What's your cover?Copy !req
149. Angry captain.Copy !req
150. Okay, so you do not
like my ensemble.Copy !req
151. I'm just concerned that you
may find it hard to pursueCopy !req
152. a criminal on foot while
wearing man sandals.Copy !req
153. But the sandals define Harvey.Copy !req
154. He's a sandals guy.Copy !req
155. Captain, why the babysitting?
Why are you micromanaging me?Copy !req
156. You think I want to be
sitting here with youCopy !req
157. instead of running
my precinct?Copy !req
158. Yes. It was a
rhetorical question.Copy !req
159. I've spent the last 12 years
fighting for my first command.Copy !req
160. And I'm not going to
let you screw it upCopy !req
161. because you refuse to
take your job seriously.Copy !req
162. Hey, I do take
my job seriously.Copy !req
163. I put away bad guys.
That's what matters.Copy !req
164. Well, so does doing your paperwork,
showing up on time,Copy !req
165. wearing proper footwear...
That's on Harvey. That's not me.Copy !req
166. Well, so, here's the deal.Copy !req
167. You're going to have a
superior officer babysitting youCopy !req
168. on every one of your cases.Copy !req
169. And when you show me that
you can do your job,Copy !req
170. every part of your job,
perfectly,Copy !req
171. then, I'll back off.Copy !req
172. Okay.Copy !req
173. Counter offer, I give you 50 bucks
and you let me do whatever I want.Copy !req
174. Fine. We'll do it your way.Copy !req
175. From this point on,
I'll do every part of the job perfectly.Copy !req
176. Perfecter than perfectly.Copy !req
177. It's, "More perfectly."
You said that imperfectly.Copy !req
178. I was testing you.
You did perfectly.Copy !req
179. Quick update on the
tagger situation.Copy !req
180. He is currently spray-painting
our van right now.Copy !req
181. Police! Freeze!Copy !req
182. Ow. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
183. Oh. Sandal down.Copy !req
184. Lost a sandal.Copy !req
185. NYPD! Freeze!Copy !req
186. I'm here.Copy !req
187. You're busted.Copy !req
188. I already got him.
We got him.Copy !req
189. Oh. Hey, Captain.Copy !req
190. Hi. So...Copy !req
191. I was able to procure
that $50 after all.Copy !req
192. And my offer still stands.Copy !req
193. Let me do whatever
I want and the $40,Copy !req
194. that's how much I actually have,
is yours.Copy !req
195. No?Copy !req
196. Fair enough.
I only had 30 anyway.Copy !req
197. Well, I guess, in order to get
you to stop micromanaging me,Copy !req
198. I'm going to have to get back
to the most important pieceCopy !req
199. of police work there is.Copy !req
200. Writing a perfect report.Copy !req
201. Good.
I'm anxious to read it.Copy !req
202. And I'm anxious to restore
my status as a lone wolf.Copy !req
203. Anything else, Detective?Copy !req
204. Yeah, I'm going
to do one more.Copy !req
205. Lone wolf.Copy !req
206. He's digging me.Copy !req
207. Hey, Sarge? Do you know
where we keep the glitter?Copy !req
208. I just want to make sure this
report for the captain is extra sparkly.Copy !req
209. What are you doing, Peralta?Copy !req
210. Look, if I have to do things his way,
I'm going to do them my way.Copy !req
211. Okay, man.Copy !req
212. It was nice working with you.Copy !req
213. I'm not scared of him, okay?Copy !req
214. I'm not scared of anyone.Copy !req
215. Oh, also,
the tagger drew a penis on your minivan.Copy !req
216. I'm sorry,
please don't chase after me. What?Copy !req
217. There's a penis
on my minivan?Copy !req
218. High ceilings.Copy !req
219. Three bedrooms. Why does every
perp have a nicer place than I do?Copy !req
220. You know what they don't
teach you at the academy?Copy !req
221. It's better to be a criminal.Copy !req
222. Oh, no.Copy !req
223. The cabinets are blue.
Tacky.Copy !req
224. Not a deal breaker, though.
I'd just repaint it.Copy !req
225. The psychic predicted the drugs
would be found in something blue.Copy !req
226. I see the color blue.Copy !req
227. She also made this really
depressing prediction about my life.Copy !req
228. She will never love you back.Copy !req
229. And if she's right about
where we find the drugs,Copy !req
230. that means she's right
about the other thing.Copy !req
231. Uh-huh.
Kitchen.Copy !req
232. Whoa.
Jackpot.Copy !req
233. There's way more
than 12 keys in here.Copy !req
234. Where was it?Copy !req
235. Baseboard,
behind the hamper.Copy !req
236. What color was the hamper?Copy !req
237. Green. Yes.
The clothes hamper was green.Copy !req
238. The clothes hamper
was green!Copy !req
239. Drinks on me.Copy !req
240. You're weird.Copy !req
241. Sorry this is taking so long.Copy !req
242. I'm still writing up
my report.Copy !req
243. Pretty detailed.Copy !req
244. Hey, Gina, can you look up what
the humidity was about an hour agoCopy !req
245. and also what
moon cycle we're in?Copy !req
246. No,
sorry. Don't feel like it. No.Copy !req
247. Thanks, Gina.Copy !req
248. And now, to you.
What's your name?Copy !req
249. My name is
Banana Fartman, MD.Copy !req
250. I don't believe you.Copy !req
251. Come on, man.
Just tell me who you are.Copy !req
252. I need to fill this thing out perfectly,
so my boss will get off my back.Copy !req
253. Are you a minor?
How old are you?Copy !req
254. I'm 610.
I'm a Highlander.Copy !req
255. Okay, you know what?
I'm going to put that in there.Copy !req
256. And then you're going to be
tried as an adult Highlander,Copy !req
257. and they're going
to cut your head off.Copy !req
258. Is that what you want?Copy !req
259. I hate to be the
bearer of bad news,Copy !req
260. but your psychic friend's predictions
about the drug case were wrong.Copy !req
261. Which means, all of her
predictions are wrong.Copy !req
262. Mmm-mmm. No way.
She's never wrong.Copy !req
263. We found the cocaine behind a
green hamper. Never said "green,"Copy !req
264. or the letter "H."Copy !req
265. Mmm-hmm. She said
blue and yellow, Charles.Copy !req
266. I don't know if there's
any kindergarteners present,Copy !req
267. but those two colors
combined make green.Copy !req
268. She also mentioned the
letters "L" and "B."Copy !req
269. And another name
for a hamper is...Copy !req
270. Lady? Bin?Copy !req
271. Laundry basket.Copy !req
272. Oh, little boo-boo.Copy !req
273. Can you go be
depressed over there?Copy !req
274. You're bumming out
my whole area.Copy !req
275. Baby, I've got
some bad news.Copy !req
276. Someone painted a
giant penis on our minivan.Copy !req
277. No, you cannot
have an SUV now.Copy !req
278. Those things roll, baby!
They roll!Copy !req
279. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
280. Your prints were on file.Copy !req
281. Nice to meet you...Copy !req
282. Trevor Podolski.Copy !req
283. Oh, Podolski. Just like, uh,
Deputy Police Commissioner Podolski.Copy !req
284. Your father is Deputy
Police Commissioner Podolski.Copy !req
285. I'm not sure how
things work here,Copy !req
286. but does that mean that
your career is in my hands?Copy !req
287. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
288. Yes.Copy !req
289. 20.2 kilos.Copy !req
290. I feel like we could
round up to 21.Copy !req
291. Or we could
round down to 20,Copy !req
292. take the extra 0.2,
sell it to our friends.Copy !req
293. I'll call the DA,
Rosa, you log this in.Copy !req
294. Charles, maybe watch Gina.Copy !req
295. So,
what are you doing tonight? Nothing.Copy !req
296. What about you...
Are doing tonight?Copy !req
297. Nothing.Copy !req
298. Carlene.Copy !req
299. Well, I hope you find
something to do.Copy !req
300. I'm going to pee. That's
what I'm doing tonight.Copy !req
301. No.Copy !req
302. Deputy Commissioner's son,
huh? Yeah.Copy !req
303. His decision to target cop cars
makes a lot more sense now.Copy !req
304. We gotta let him
walk, right?Copy !req
305. He defaced nine
police vehicles,Copy !req
306. and you caught him red-handed.
Why would you let him walk?Copy !req
307. Captain,
I did all the work on this perfectly.Copy !req
308. I mean, my report
has over 25 pagesCopy !req
309. of meticulous research,
diagrams, and maps.Copy !req
310. I even put an "About the
Author" section on the back.Copy !req
311. I did everything you
asked me to do, but...Copy !req
312. this is above
my pay grade.Copy !req
313. You gotta make the call.Copy !req
314. You're the arresting officer.
It's your call.Copy !req
315. I told you to do
every part of your job,Copy !req
316. and making this call
is part of your job.Copy !req
317. Yeah, but you think
I should process him.Copy !req
318. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
319. Well, if I do, the Deputy
Commissioner could ruin my career,Copy !req
320. and I'll end up on the streets selling
my beautiful body for a can of beans.Copy !req
321. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
322. Has anyone ever told you,
"You look exactly like a statue?"Copy !req
323. Yes.Copy !req
324. Man.Copy !req
325. You were totally right
about the cocaine.Copy !req
326. And you were also right
about Rosa. Who's Rosa?Copy !req
327. The woman I... The woman
who doesn't love him back.Copy !req
328. Oh.
Yes, that woman.Copy !req
329. You know, it can be a burden to always
know what's gonna happen in the future.Copy !req
330. Don't get out of the chair!Copy !req
331. I just had a vision of you leaving this
chair and getting seriously injured.Copy !req
332. Oh, my God.Copy !req
333. I should probably wheel
you back to your desk.Copy !req
334. That is a great
idea. Wheel you off a bridge.Copy !req
335. I'm kidding.Copy !req
336. Oh, you're aloneCopy !req
337. Uh-oh
You're alone for lifeCopy !req
338. So, here are my options.Copy !req
339. One, I process
Podolski's kid,Copy !req
340. he fires me, and I spend
the rest of my careerCopy !req
341. as a Detective third grade,
which is literally pathetic.Copy !req
342. No offense, Hitchcock.
None taken.Copy !req
343. Option two, I let him walk
and I spend the rest of my lifeCopy !req
344. with Holt as my babysitter.Copy !req
345. And honestly,
when I think aboutCopy !req
346. spending the rest of my
life with a babysitter,Copy !req
347. she's kind of a cute
blonde named Erica.Copy !req
348. And she always has pizza money
and lets me stay up as late as I want.Copy !req
349. How old are you
in this scenario?Copy !req
350. Anyway, the point is,
Holt cares more aboutCopy !req
351. whether I "do my job right"
than whether I have a job at all.Copy !req
352. So, I'm taking suggestions.Copy !req
353. I say piss off Holt.Copy !req
354. So we get to watch your
career end right in front of us.Copy !req
355. Okay. Thank you
for that, Santiago.Copy !req
356. I'm going to put you
down for, "Don't arrest."Copy !req
357. And I'm also going to put your
phone number on every urinal in Rikers.Copy !req
358. Don't arrest him.
Just smack him. Hard.Copy !req
359. With a phone book on a body part no
one can see. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
360. So, you're suggesting
police brutality?Copy !req
361. I guess so,
yeah. Why?Copy !req
362. Hey, Scully.Copy !req
363. Yeah.
You want this collar?Copy !req
364. Paperwork's all done
and it's perfect.Copy !req
365. The Podolski kid?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
366. I just gave him my lunch.Copy !req
367. Okay.Copy !req
368. Boyle, what do you think?Copy !req
369. I don't know, man.
I'm lost.Copy !req
370. The universe is a cruel
and vexing puzzle.Copy !req
371. I'm at the whim
of the cosmos.Copy !req
372. All right, I'm going to put
you down for, "Bummer."Copy !req
373. And you can hang out in
that category all by yourself.Copy !req
374. Hey, everyone.Copy !req
375. Hey, Jake. There's a very sexy,
angry official here.Copy !req
376. Deputy Commissioner Podolski.
He's asking for you.Copy !req
377. Very angry, elderly,
sexy, furious.Copy !req
378. Well, my career is over.Copy !req
379. See you at the bottom,
Hitchcock. No offense.Copy !req
380. No, none taken.Copy !req
381. Deputy Commissioner.Copy !req
382. Where's my son?Copy !req
383. He is at my desk,Copy !req
384. enjoying a nice glass
of bubbly waterCopy !req
385. and some chocolate I was
saving for a special occasion.Copy !req
386. Hey, Peralta.
When you're done,Copy !req
387. could you help me wrap up this
massive cocaine bust I just pulled off?Copy !req
388. Thanks.Copy !req
389. Oh, Deputy Commissioner,Copy !req
390. didn't see you there.Copy !req
391. Sorry for interrupting.Copy !req
392. Amy Santiago.Copy !req
393. Trevor.Copy !req
394. What did you do
this time? Nothing.Copy !req
395. There you have it.
He said he did nothing.Copy !req
396. So I caught him red-handed,
doing nothing?Copy !req
397. I'm saying maybe it's a
possibility you made a mistake.Copy !req
398. You know, normally,
I would agree with you,Copy !req
399. but I've been pretty
detail-orientated the last few hours.Copy !req
400. You might not understand this,
but Trevor is a special kid.Copy !req
401. He makes straight A's.
He's going to Duke next year.Copy !req
402. Lacrosse scholarship.Copy !req
403. Oh.
Sometimes, boys...Copy !req
404. just need to be boys.Copy !req
405. You do realizeCopy !req
406. he did thousands of dollars'
worth of property damage, though.Copy !req
407. To police vehicles... Look,
I think we can all agreeCopy !req
408. that I'm ordering you
to let this slide.Copy !req
409. Because nothing happened.Copy !req
410. This is officially
out of your hands.Copy !req
411. Would you actually mind
just checking out my report?Copy !req
412. It's pretty thorough,
and I spent over an hour on fonts.Copy !req
413. Kind of snazzy.
So...Copy !req
414. Oh, thank you.
I'll get right to it.Copy !req
415. Thanks.
Trevor, let's go.Copy !req
416. Have a good one.Copy !req
417. Yes.Copy !req
418. What's up with the chair?Copy !req
419. Um, Carlene predicted
if I get out of this chair,Copy !req
420. I'd get badly hurt.
So, I'm not chancing it.Copy !req
421. Oh, man, there's no more
pudding cups left.Copy !req
422. Ah! What did you
do that for?Copy !req
423. There. Now, you're
hurt in this chair.Copy !req
424. You can get hurt
anywhere, Boyle.Copy !req
425. And if you do,Copy !req
426. it won't be because some
shoe salesman predicted it.Copy !req
427. You make your
own destiny.Copy !req
428. Well, we don't have to worry
about Podolski's son anymore.Copy !req
429. The case is officially out of my hands,
no charges filed.Copy !req
430. Why is there
yogurt on this?Copy !req
431. The Deputy Commissioner
threw my report in Terry's trash can,Copy !req
432. and he had been
eating yogurt earlier.Copy !req
433. Terry loves yogurt.Copy !req
434. Something wrong?
Kind of, yeah.Copy !req
435. I called six precincts
about this kid.Copy !req
436. He's been brought in
a dozen times.Copy !req
437. Theft, vandalism,
drunk and disorderly.Copy !req
438. But he's never been processed.Copy !req
439. His daddy comes in and
bails him out every time.Copy !req
440. He's a lucky little jerk.Copy !req
441. No, I wouldn't say
he was lucky.Copy !req
442. I feel bad for this kid.Copy !req
443. I mean,
what kind of fatherCopy !req
444. cares so little for his son that he
lets him get away with everything?Copy !req
445. Well, he's someone else's problem now,
like you said.Copy !req
446. It's out of your hands.Copy !req
447. All right. I see what you're trying
to do, but it's not going to work.Copy !req
448. I'm not going to arrest him.
I'm going to arrest him!Copy !req
449. You want backup?
Yes.Copy !req
450. What is this?
You can't do this.Copy !req
451. Get that thing
out of here.Copy !req
452. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
453. Trevor Podolski,Copy !req
454. you're under arrest for vandalism
and destruction of property.Copy !req
455. But Dad...
What are you doing?Copy !req
456. I told you to
back off, Peralta.Copy !req
457. First off,
the name's Santiago.Copy !req
458. Detective Amy Santiago.Copy !req
459. Second,
I'm arresting your son.Copy !req
460. Which, as I say it aloud,Copy !req
461. seems like an
unwise choice.Copy !req
462. But it's the one
I'm making.Copy !req
463. Once again, my name
is Amy Santiago.Copy !req
464. You're being stupid, Peralta.
Don't be stupid.Copy !req
465. I can make your
life miserable.Copy !req
466. Commissioner, please don't
talk to my detective in that tone.Copy !req
467. If you have a complaint,
you can take it up with me.Copy !req
468. You just made yourself
a very powerful enemy, Holt.Copy !req
469. I'm going to be watching you,
both of you, like a hawk.Copy !req
470. You're going to have to try a
little harder if you want to scare me.Copy !req
471. I've been an openly
gay cop since 1987.Copy !req
472. So, you're not the first
superior officer to threaten me.Copy !req
473. You know how I'm
still standing here?Copy !req
474. Because I do my job.Copy !req
475. And I do it right.Copy !req
476. Damn, son!Copy !req
477. Don't say "son."
Sorry.Copy !req
478. Deputy Commissioner, if you want to
pick Trevor up, he'll be at the Nine-Nine.Copy !req
479. Let's go, Fartman.Copy !req
480. Carlene was wrong, Gina.Copy !req
481. Rosa said it herself.Copy !req
482. I'm in charge of
my own destiny.Copy !req
483. That means she wants
me to make a move.Copy !req
484. Mmm, but Carlene
was also right.Copy !req
485. You did get hurt because
Rosa punched you.Copy !req
486. And the fact that Rosa punched
you means she does not like you.Copy !req
487. No. No, she punched me
to prove Carlene wrong.Copy !req
488. Move!Copy !req
489. Oh, wait,
I take it back.Copy !req
490. She definitely
is into you.Copy !req
491. So much chemistry.Copy !req
492. I know. It's crazy.Copy !req
493. All right, let's get
this meeting started.Copy !req
494. I'm not late.
I'm here.Copy !req
495. Right on time.Copy !req
496. You're out of uniform,
Peralta.Copy !req
497. Baby steps, Captain.Copy !req
498. Baby steps.Copy !req