1. For you.Copy !req
2. And you.Copy !req
3. And you.Copy !req
4. What are these?Copy !req
5. These, madam, are STDs.Copy !req
6. What are you
talking about, buddy?Copy !req
7. STDs. Save the dates.
For Vivian and my wedding.Copy !req
8. Ah, yes.
Hey, just out of curiosity,Copy !req
9. how many people
have you given STDs to?Copy !req
10. Lots. Like, 100.Copy !req
11. What's going on? Uh...
Oh, okay, I get it.Copy !req
12. STD has another meaning.
That.Copy !req
13. You're gross. No one
else is going to think that.Copy !req
14. Everyone is going
to think that.Copy !req
15. But it's sweet that your mind
didn't go there.Copy !req
16. Thank you.
It is kind of sweet.Copy !req
17. Will your first dance be to,
You Give Me Fever?Copy !req
18. Will you be serving
crabs at the reception?Copy !req
19. Do you have herpes?Copy !req
20. Guys, this is my wedding. This
is important to me. No more jokes.Copy !req
21. You're right,
and we're sorry.Copy !req
22. Yes. We love you,
buddy, warts and all.Copy !req
23. Sorry. I made
a rash decision.Copy !req
24. I was itching to say it. Okay,
I'm done.Copy !req
25. I have an STD.Copy !req
26. So, just RSVP, or...Copy !req
27. Yeah, the number's right on there.
Great.Copy !req
28. Whoo! Happy Tactical
Village Day.Copy !req
29. Happy Tactical Village Day.Copy !req
30. Happy Tactical Village Day.Copy !req
31. Peralta, I'm surprised
to see you so excited aboutCopy !req
32. departmentally mandated
training exercises.Copy !req
33. It's the most fun day
of the year.Copy !req
34. Something you
wouldn't understandCopy !req
35. because you're not
programmed to feel joy.Copy !req
36. Yes. But my software
is dueCopy !req
37. for an
exuberance upgrade.Copy !req
38. You know,
when you play alongCopy !req
39. with the robot jokes,
it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.Copy !req
40. Yes, I know.Copy !req
41. Anyways, Tactical
Village Day is awesome.Copy !req
42. We get to field test a
bunch of cool new weapons,Copy !req
43. and there's always
a new training situation.Copy !req
44. Last year's was
Prison Break.Copy !req
45. It got super violent.Copy !req
46. It's like being
in an action movie.Copy !req
47. It's also
a good opportunityCopy !req
48. for us to let off steam
and bond as a unit.Copy !req
49. Everybody gets
into it.Copy !req
50. I guess I didn't knowCopy !req
51. Get hypnotizedCopy !req
52. I guess I didn't knowCopy !req
53. Get hypnotizedCopy !req
54. I guess I didn't knowCopy !req
55. Get hypnotizedCopy !req
56. I guess I didn't knowCopy !req
57. Needless to say, the Nine-Nine
has never had a perfect run.Copy !req
58. True, but Jake has been
the finalistCopy !req
59. for coolest kill
two years in a row.Copy !req
60. And that's every precinctCopy !req
61. sending around their footage,
and all the cops voting.Copy !req
62. It's not that big of a deal.Copy !req
63. All you win is a children's
karate trophy. So...Copy !req
64. You desperately
want it, don't you?Copy !req
65. So badly.
I will stop at nothingCopy !req
66. to get that trophy.Copy !req
67. I'll shoot you all
in the face if I have to!Copy !req
68. Go, team.Copy !req
69. Gina, the DA needs copiesCopy !req
70. of our
interrogation transcriptsCopy !req
71. from the Adams case.Copy !req
72. Gina?Copy !req
73. Gina.Copy !req
74. Cupcake Match.Copy !req
75. Gina.Copy !req
76. Sorry, I was playing
Kwazy Cupcakes.Copy !req
77. Crazy Cupcakes? Kwazy
with a "W." A backwards "W."Copy !req
78. There's no such thing as a
backwards "W."Copy !req
79. Yeah, there is. See?Copy !req
80. Okay, how you play.
You just line upCopy !req
81. three cupcakes with the
same color frosting.Copy !req
82. Kaboom.Copy !req
83. And this little game of yours, it's
more interesting to you than your work?Copy !req
84. Yeah, Kwazy Cupcakes is a
lot more interesting than this.Copy !req
85. Stop saying "kwazy."Copy !req
86. And stop playing this inane
garbage. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
87. Say it to my face.Copy !req
88. I did. You were
looking at your phone.Copy !req
89. Oh, cool. My B.Copy !req
90. Great news. I think I figured out my
persona for this year's tactical village.Copy !req
91. Introducing Rex Buckingham.Copy !req
92. British secret agent,Copy !req
93. ballistics expert,Copy !req
94. and ladies' man.Copy !req
95. Yeah, because what woman
doesn't love a guyCopy !req
96. who's super
into make-believe?Copy !req
97. This whole
training simulation is make-believe.Copy !req
98. We shoot paint
at fake, bad guys.Copy !req
99. It's called acting.Copy !req
100. Tell me how I'm any different
than George Clooney.Copy !req
101. He has a sexy voice.Copy !req
102. I have a sexy voice.Copy !req
103. Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.Copy !req
104. Mountain range?Copy !req
105. I couldn't
think of anything sexy to say.Copy !req
106. What? Mountain range is
the sexiest geological feature.Copy !req
107. No, wait, sorry.
Deep sea trench.Copy !req
108. I think I'm gonna go
talk to Rosa.Copy !req
109. You try to think
of some sexier words.Copy !req
110. Jesuit. Horticulture. Lamb.Copy !req
111. What is going on
with you two?Copy !req
112. Oh,
come on, Boyle. Not this again.Copy !req
113. You got to admit
there's a spark.Copy !req
114. How many times
do I have to say it?Copy !req
115. She's like a sister.Copy !req
116. That's what Luke said
about Leia.Copy !req
117. Hey. Luke didn't know!
No one knew!Copy !req
118. Okay, Stella. All right. Oh,
no, no. No problem.Copy !req
119. Okay. All right. Bye.Copy !req
120. Damn! Our baby-sitter is busy
the night of Boyle's wedding.Copy !req
121. She's going to be in her
high school talent show.Copy !req
122. Which she's going to lose,
unless her talent isCopy !req
123. leaving potato chip crumbs
all over Terry's couch.Copy !req
124. Wait, Boyle set
a date already?Copy !req
125. Yeah, he gave out
save the dates yesterday.Copy !req
126. He didn't give you one?Copy !req
127. I think he's been
avoiding me.Copy !req
128. Hey.Copy !req
129. Uh-oh. I hate pizza.Copy !req
130. He didn't invite me
to his weddingCopy !req
131. and he's scared
like a little bitch.Copy !req
132. Well, maybe Vivian was
uncomfortable with you coming.Copy !req
133. Look, Boyle was in love with
you until a few weeks ago.Copy !req
134. Oh. Don't be angry.Copy !req
135. I'm not angry.
I think it's funny.Copy !req
136. Cupcake Match.Copy !req
137. One hot pile
of boring, coming in.Copy !req
138. Thank you, Gina.
Dismissed. You're dismissed.Copy !req
139. What you doing in here?Copy !req
140. Nothing.Copy !req
141. Okay, cool. Can I just see
your phone for a second?Copy !req
142. I... I may have been
playing Crazy Cupcakes.Copy !req
143. Okay, Captain,
I think we're past the point of youCopy !req
144. being too proud
to say the "W."Copy !req
145. Fine. I might
have been playing...Copy !req
146. Kwazy Cupcakes.Copy !req
147. It's so addictive, right? I play so
much that when I close my eyes at night,Copy !req
148. I just see cupcakes now.Copy !req
149. Instead of my normal
dizzying array of flashing lights.Copy !req
150. Yes, well, I have a tremendous
amount of self-control.Copy !req
151. I don't think I'll have any
problem resisting this silly game.Copy !req
152. Mmm-hmm. As a matter of fact,
I've deletedCopy !req
153. the application there. Hmm.Copy !req
154. Does... Does this mean
I've lost my progress?Copy !req
155. Well, doesn't matter,
because I'm done.Copy !req
156. The Nine-Nine
is in the Village.Copy !req
157. Nine-Nine.Copy !req
158. Hey, Ronnie. They upgraded you from
bystander to perp. That's great, man.Copy !req
159. Thank you. I'm going
to blow your brains out.Copy !req
160. Amy Santiago.Copy !req
161. Teddy. Oh, my God.
Hey.Copy !req
162. It's been so long.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
163. I'm with the Eight-Two now.
We're paired with you today.Copy !req
164. Yeah. Quick. 10-54 I.Copy !req
165. Ambulance case. Severed limb.Copy !req
166. What is going on here?Copy !req
167. Uh, Teddy and I
met at Code Camp.Copy !req
168. It was a voluntary refresher
course on police codes.Copy !req
169. Oh. Some long nights
of intense memorizing.Copy !req
170. It was pretty dope.Copy !req
171. Sounds dope.Copy !req
172. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
173. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
174. Well, I'm going to go sign in,
but we should catch up later.Copy !req
175. Yeah.
Great seeing you.Copy !req
176. You, too.Copy !req
177. Who was that guy?Copy !req
178. Uh, that was Teddy. We went on,
like, five dates last year.Copy !req
179. I liked him, but he was stationed out
in Queens, so I never got to see him.Copy !req
180. And it sort of fizzled.Copy !req
181. Right. That's the guy you
said the lame stuff about,Copy !req
182. like, he's a good listener.Copy !req
183. I'm sorry. What do
you look for in a guy?Copy !req
184. I don't know. Real stuff.
The shape of his ass.Copy !req
185. All right.Copy !req
186. It's so weird
that Amy dated that guy.Copy !req
187. Why do you care so much?Copy !req
188. Okay. First of all,
your insinuating voiceCopy !req
189. is way too high.
It's creepy.Copy !req
190. And second, I don't care. I'm
just curious why she would like him.Copy !req
191. Whatever you say. Oh,
yeah. No, I hear it now.Copy !req
192. Yeah,
I sound like Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia!Copy !req
193. Oh, this is so cool. You
can shoot around corners.Copy !req
194. I love guns. I'm going to
make such a good dad.Copy !req
195. Not even going
to touch that.Copy !req
196. The Amy Santiago story.Copy !req
197. Santiago.
Got one for you. 10-51.Copy !req
198. Roving gang. Specify direction
of travel and number in group.Copy !req
199. At least make me
work for it.Copy !req
200. Hey, I got one.
How about 10-69?Copy !req
201. That's easy.
Message received.Copy !req
202. And simultaneously given.
Am I right? Up top.Copy !req
203. Sixty-nine.Copy !req
204. Got it.
Yeah.Copy !req
205. So, uh, they've got the new handguns
in. You want to check them out?Copy !req
206. Totally.
Of course.Copy !req
207. Oh, I see what happened. I
thought he was talking to me.Copy !req
208. And he clearly was.
Chop-chop, Ted.Copy !req
209. Let's roll.
Hold down the fort.Copy !req
210. Uh...Copy !req
211. That's a PUW,
or portable ultrasonic weapon.Copy !req
212. It emits a focused
beam of sound,Copy !req
213. which can disorient and
even incapacitate a perp.Copy !req
214. So, it shoots sound?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
215. Is this the trigger?Copy !req
216. Yes, but you want
to be careful with that.Copy !req
217. I thought
it would be louder.Copy !req
218. It's highly directional.Copy !req
219. If it were pointed at you,
you'd be in incredible pain right now.Copy !req
220. Why is this happening?
I can taste my thoughts!Copy !req
221. Enough, Diaz.Copy !req
222. Oh, my God.Copy !req
223. It's pretty cool.Copy !req
224. Captain Holt? Have you
seen Captain Holt?Copy !req
225. Tall, handsome gentleman,
dressed like an airline pilot?Copy !req
226. No.
Okay.Copy !req
227. Cupcake Match.Copy !req
228. Your pants are up.
I'm coming in.Copy !req
229. Captain.Copy !req
230. I think you might have
a little bitCopy !req
231. of a problem here, boo.Copy !req
232. I have this under control.Copy !req
233. You should leave.
This is the men's room.Copy !req
234. This is no longer
a men's room.Copy !req
235. It is now a liar's den.Copy !req
236. I am Captain of this precinct
and you are my assistant.Copy !req
237. I have given you
a direct order to leave.Copy !req
238. I do not have a problem. If I
want to play Kwazy Cupcakes,Copy !req
239. I will play Kwazy Cupcakes.Copy !req
240. Kwazy is a difficult word
to say in anger,Copy !req
241. but I think I made
my feelings clear.Copy !req
242. Nice. Have you noticed
they moved the trigger?Copy !req
243. Oh.
Real exciting finger feel.Copy !req
244. Finger feel? Really?Copy !req
245. Nice! Two to the chest.
Textbook shooting.Copy !req
246. Yeah, and his overalls
fell down.Copy !req
247. I can't believe
you would kill a farmer,Copy !req
248. the backbone
of our nation's economy.Copy !req
249. May I? When it comes
to shooting patterns,Copy !req
250. I like to go "P, B, and J."
Penis, Brain, Jaw.Copy !req
251. Nice shooting, man. But do you
think the penis is an effective target?Copy !req
252. Interesting fact, a man can
run half a mile with no genitals.Copy !req
253. That's a weird thing
to know a lot about.Copy !req
254. Hey, hey. Okay, so,
I know you're pissed at Boyle.Copy !req
255. I told you. Shooting him with
that sonic cannon was an accident.Copy !req
256. It's not just that.Copy !req
257. Ah!Copy !req
258. Whoops. Sorry. Net gun.Copy !req
259. My cafe con leche!Copy !req
260. Sorry. Misfire.Copy !req
261. Right in my breasts!Copy !req
262. So many accidents.Copy !req
263. Look, I get it if Vivian
doesn't want me to come.Copy !req
264. But Boyle should have said
something. We're supposed to be friends.Copy !req
265. We're finally getting along.Copy !req
266. Well, talk to him.
That's what friends do.Copy !req
267. Nope. I'm going to wait
until I'm on my deathbed,Copy !req
268. get in the last word,
and then die immediately.Copy !req
269. That's your plan
for dealing with this?Copy !req
270. That's my plan for dealing
with everything.Copy !req
271. I have 77 arguments
I'm going to win that way.Copy !req
272. Seems like a bad plan.Copy !req
273. Now I have 78.Copy !req
274. Rex Buckingham,
at your service.Copy !req
275. That was majestic.Copy !req
276. Custom knee pads to
help me win coolest kill.Copy !req
277. What? Don't tell me old Buckingham's the
only chap here with a signature move.Copy !req
278. Uh,
no. I'm working on a thing where,Copy !req
279. when I'm out of ammo,
I release my magCopy !req
280. and drop-kick it straight
into someone's throat.Copy !req
281. Oh, my buttholes!
Ooh.Copy !req
282. Okay. I know you have two
bullet wounds in your butt,Copy !req
283. but you've got to stop
calling them your buttholes.Copy !req
284. You know how people hold
their guns sideways to look cool?Copy !req
285. It got me thinking. What if
you held your gun upside down?Copy !req
286. You can use that.Copy !req
287. That will never happen,
my American friend.Copy !req
288. Eight-Two's done.
Heads up.Copy !req
289. Hey. How did it go?Copy !req
290. It went well.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
291. We had a perfect run.Copy !req
292. And not to brag,
but I think we just setCopy !req
293. an NYPD course record
for time.Copy !req
294. Definitely a brag.Copy !req
295. A course record?
That is so cool.Copy !req
296. Oh, thanks, I'm psyched.
Hey, good luck in there.Copy !req
297. Thanks.
All right.Copy !req
298. All right. Huddle up.
This is how it's going down.Copy !req
299. What happened
to your accent, Rex?Copy !req
300. Forget that crap.
We're taking this seriously.Copy !req
301. All right. On three.Copy !req
302. Let's break that course record and
be the best precinct here. Ready?Copy !req
303. One, two, three!Copy !req
304. Let's break that course
record and be the best precinct here!Copy !req
305. Yeah, I agree,
it was too many words. Let's do it!Copy !req
306. Okay. I've got the details
for this simulation.Copy !req
307. A group of armed men
entered an embassyCopy !req
308. and have
taken hostages.Copy !req
309. Which embassy?Copy !req
310. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
311. Fine. Canada, then.Copy !req
312. So, take out the perps,
clear the civilians,Copy !req
313. rescue the hostages?Copy !req
314. Affirmative. This is
an active shooter situation.Copy !req
315. You're cleared for
maximum engagement.Copy !req
316. Maximum engagement?
What is this?Copy !req
317. Jurassic Park: The Ride?Copy !req
318. Diaz and Boyle,
perimeter security.Copy !req
319. Me and Boyle?Copy !req
320. Yeah. Just the
two of you.Copy !req
321. Peralta and Santiago,
you're the assault team.Copy !req
322. I'll be in the
command center.Copy !req
323. Scully, I want you
to do nothing.Copy !req
324. Just stand next to me
and say, "Yes, Sarge."Copy !req
325. Okay, Sarge.Copy !req
326. Come on, man.Copy !req
327. All right, focus up.Copy !req
328. We've got 18 minutes,
41 seconds to break this record.Copy !req
329. No screwing around.Copy !req
330. Whoa. You're really
not going to do a character?Copy !req
331. What about Rex Buckingham?Copy !req
332. Okay, never ever
do an accent again.Copy !req
333. And I am playing
a character.Copy !req
334. A no-nonsense detective
whose only goalCopy !req
335. is to set this
course record.Copy !req
336. His name is Vic Kovac.Copy !req
337. He's an ex-Navy SEAL who was
double crossed and left for dead.Copy !req
338. I don't have time for
his backstory. Sarge?Copy !req
339. Okay, guys. And go!Copy !req
340. Captain. Captain.Copy !req
341. Captain?
Sorry.Copy !req
342. I'm just
about to enter Sprinkle City.Copy !req
343. They break the game
into these idiotic worldsCopy !req
344. to give you some
false sense of progress.Copy !req
345. So, just stop playing.Copy !req
346. But I'm just about
to enter Sprinkle City.Copy !req
347. Gina, I got a problem.Copy !req
348. This game has started
to affect my work.Copy !req
349. Numbers three and four,
switch places.Copy !req
350. Cupcake match.Copy !req
351. I don't understand
why I can't stop.Copy !req
352. I've never had a problem
controlling myself.Copy !req
353. Do you know I love milk?Copy !req
354. Mmm... No.Copy !req
355. Well, I do.
But it hurts my stomach.Copy !req
356. So, I haven't had milk,
a beverage I love, for 19 years.Copy !req
357. Nineteen milk-less
years I've gone.Copy !req
358. But for some reason,
I can't quit Kwazy Cupcakes?Copy !req
359. I know what to do.Copy !req
360. Hitchcock, you ever
play Kwazy Cupcakes?Copy !req
361. I love that game. I just
got up to Sprinkle City.Copy !req
362. Oh, my gosh. Interesting.Copy !req
363. What level are you on,
Captain Holt?Copy !req
364. Sprinkle City.Copy !req
365. We have so much in common.Copy !req
366. Look at that.
I'm cured.Copy !req
367. Turn around! Clear!Copy !req
368. Clear.Copy !req
369. Clear.Copy !req
370. Nice.Copy !req
371. Okay, only three
perps left.Copy !req
372. We might actually do this. I like Vic
Kovac so much more than Jake Peralta.Copy !req
373. Oh, yeah, Kovac. Let's, uh,
find the man who stabbed my sisterCopy !req
374. and get revenge for ruining
my life and everything.Copy !req
375. You were double-crossed
and left for dead.Copy !req
376. I can't believe
you remembered that.Copy !req
377. I also can't believe I didn't
go with the sister stabbing.Copy !req
378. Emotionally,
that is much richer.Copy !req
379. Peralta, we got intel.Copy !req
380. There's a hostage
in room 4-0-9.Copy !req
381. Copy that.Copy !req
382. I love how it always
smells like fresh paint here.Copy !req
383. Reminds me of how
often I moved as a child.Copy !req
384. No talking. You'll
give away our position.Copy !req
385. Look out!Copy !req
386. Come on.Copy !req
387. That was close.
There's paint in your hair.Copy !req
388. Okay, here it goes.
I'm pissed at you.Copy !req
389. Oh, boy.Copy !req
390. I thought I wanted
to do this on my death bed,Copy !req
391. but apparently, I could die randomly
in some hallway somewhere. So...Copy !req
392. You didn't invite me to your wedding,
and it hurt my feelings.Copy !req
393. I thought we were friends.Copy !req
394. I'm sorry. It's just...Copy !req
395. Vivian thought it might be weird
to invite you because I used to be,Copy !req
396. you know, all consumed by my
passionate love for you or whatever.Copy !req
397. It's okay. I understand.Copy !req
398. Hey, thanks for
shooting that guy.Copy !req
399. Hey, my pleasure.Copy !req
400. Your pleasure? This was a
human being you just killed.Copy !req
401. Bill "Perp" had a family.Copy !req
402. Whoa! Ow!Copy !req
403. Hostages are in there.Copy !req
404. Intel says there's a couple of
heavily armed perps with them.Copy !req
405. You want to wait
for backup?Copy !req
406. No time. We only have a minute,
twelve to beat the record.Copy !req
407. I'm going in.Copy !req
408. Don't worry. I have a
plan on how to beat them.Copy !req
409. Give up.
What?Copy !req
410. Trust me. Or don't.
I'm doing it anyway.Copy !req
411. NYPD. Don't shoot.Copy !req
412. I'm here to surrender.Copy !req
413. Let the hostages go
and take me instead.Copy !req
414. Not happening.Copy !req
415. Drop the weapons.Copy !req
416. All right, all right. My
fingers are off the triggers.Copy !req
417. I'm just going to slowly put them down
in front of me. Slowly putting them.Copy !req
418. Oh, man.Copy !req
419. Terry, time.Copy !req
420. Eighteen minutes,
twenty-eight seconds.Copy !req
421. You broke the record.Copy !req
422. Yes! Nice!Copy !req
423. Well done.Copy !req
424. All in a day's work,
elderly lady. All in a day's work.Copy !req
425. Ah, there he is!Copy !req
426. The record is ours.Copy !req
427. So amazing, Jake.Copy !req
428. Check it out.
I got us prizes.Copy !req
429. Sweet. Victim.Copy !req
430. I can't believe
your final killCopy !req
431. came with Scully's move.Copy !req
432. You went upsy-downsies?Copy !req
433. That's what I call it because
you hold the gun upside-down.Copy !req
434. Yes, Scully,
I went upsy-downsies,Copy !req
435. and none of you will ever
speak of it ever again.Copy !req
436. But I want to speak of it.
You looked really dumb.Copy !req
437. Man, I feel so good.Copy !req
438. It almost makes me want to start
taking things seriously all the time.Copy !req
439. But then, I'm like,
boobs, fart, boobs, whatever.Copy !req
440. All right, let's go.
Drinks are on me.Copy !req
441. Oh! Nice!Copy !req
442. Here we go, Nine-Nine!Copy !req
443. Actually, Teddy asked me
to get dinner.Copy !req
444. So, maybe I can meet up
with you guys afterwards?Copy !req
445. Oh. Neat.
Yeah. Of course.Copy !req
446. Cool. Boobs, fart,
boobs, whatever.Copy !req
447. So, I just talked to Vivian.Copy !req
448. I told her I really want you
to come to the wedding,Copy !req
449. and she said okay.Copy !req
450. Thanks. I'm excited to go.Copy !req
451. Also, STD stands for
sexually transmitted disease.Copy !req
452. That is correct.
It is, however,Copy !req
453. very expensive
to reprint those cards,Copy !req
454. so we're leaning into it.Copy !req
455. Rosa Diaz,
will you accept my STD?Copy !req
456. I look forward
to having it forever.Copy !req
457. Mmm.Copy !req
458. Well, congratulations,
everyone, on a perfect run,Copy !req
459. and a new course record.Copy !req
460. And congratulations
to you, Captain,Copy !req
461. on beating your
Kwazy Cupcakes addiction.Copy !req
462. Captain Holt!Copy !req
463. Okay. I had to tell them.
It's in my nature.Copy !req
464. You helped me today,Copy !req
465. so I'll give you a pass on
embarrassing me publicly. Thank you.Copy !req
466. I feel that the reason I was
so vulnerable to this gameCopy !req
467. was because technology
has evolved at a faster...Copy !req
468. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's
just bright and stupid and fun.Copy !req
469. So fun.
So fun.Copy !req
470. What's going on, Vic Kovac?Copy !req
471. What do you think
Amy sees in Teddy?Copy !req
472. So, you do like her.
I'm just curious.Copy !req
473. I mean, I guess he's
okay-looking and he's a good copCopy !req
474. and they're both kind of
dorky about police stuff.Copy !req
475. Also, he set the course record,
but that's nothing.Copy !req
476. I broke it, like,
20 minutes later.Copy !req
477. You want to know why she
went out with him and not you?Copy !req
478. Yeah.Copy !req
479. Because he actually
asked her out.Copy !req
480. Hey, Vivian.Copy !req
481. Rosa. I'm here to celebrate
with the team.Copy !req
482. Look. I'm not really good
at this stuff, but...Copy !req
483. Thank you for inviting me
to your wedding.Copy !req
484. I'm really happy I can come,
and I promise it won't be weird at all.Copy !req
485. Yeah, I'm really happy
you can come, too.Copy !req
486. Because I didn't think
it was going to happen.Copy !req
487. What do you mean?Copy !req
488. Well, Chuck told me you were
going to be out of town that weekend.Copy !req
489. And then, you know, he just told
me that your plans changed. So, uh...Copy !req
490. So, yeah.
So, that's great news.Copy !req
491. Why would it be weird?Copy !req
492. Um, it would be weird
because I'm weird.Copy !req
493. Oh.Copy !req
494. Whoo...Copy !req
495. I'm leaving.Copy !req
496. Night, everyone.Copy !req
497. Hey, Amy.
Hmm?Copy !req
498. Check it out. No way!
You won coolest kill?Copy !req
499. Not even close.Copy !req
500. It turns out anyone can just buy
themselves a children's karate trophy.Copy !req
501. Smart.
Yeah.Copy !req
502. Hey, before you go,
I wanted to ask you something.Copy !req
503. Of course.Copy !req
504. I was just wondering...
Are you wearing lipstick?Copy !req
505. Yeah. I'm going out
with Teddy again.Copy !req
506. Does it look weird?
I called my 13-year-old nieceCopy !req
507. for makeup tips,Copy !req
508. but I don't know
if I trust her.Copy !req
509. She is so sexual.Copy !req
510. You look great.Copy !req
511. Thank you.Copy !req
512. So, what's up?Copy !req
513. Oh. It's not important.Copy !req
514. I just had a question
about a work thing.Copy !req
515. But have a great date,Copy !req
516. and we'll talk tomorrow.Copy !req
517. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
518. Bye.Copy !req
519. I'll help you with your
work stuff, Jakey.Copy !req
520. Perfect.Copy !req