1. Morning, Scully. How was
your weekend? Oh, it was fun.Copy !req
2. Kelly and I hit the park,
went for a long walk,Copy !req
3. fell asleep watching TV.Copy !req
4. Well, sounds like a fun
weekend with Kelly.Copy !req
5. So, Kelly...Copy !req
6. Is that Scully's wife
or his dog?Copy !req
7. Wait. No one knows
Scully's wife's name?Copy !req
8. I think Kelly is his dog.Copy !req
9. "Went for a long walk."
That's what you do with a dog.Copy !req
10. You can go on a long walk
with a person.Copy !req
11. At sunset. Talking about
nothing and everything.Copy !req
12. Sounds awful. "Hit
the park." That's a dog.Copy !req
13. My wife takes the babies
to the park all the time.Copy !req
14. All right, we're doing this.
Let's play "Wife or Dog."Copy !req
15. Hey. So, Scully, what do you
do at the park with Kelly?Copy !req
16. Oh, we just walk around.Copy !req
17. She gets antsy if she doesn't
get outside enough.Copy !req
18. And then it's just "yap,
yap, yap" all day long.Copy !req
19. Hey. What's Kelly's
favorite food?Copy !req
20. Peanut butter! She'll
eat it right out of the jar.Copy !req
21. How old is Kelly again?Copy !req
22. Well, she's getting up there.
But she's pretty spry for her age.Copy !req
23. Especially considering she
got hit by that car a year ago.Copy !req
24. Oh, that's so awful. Was she
chasing something into the street, or...Copy !req
25. Nah.Copy !req
26. Just getting me
the newspaper.Copy !req
27. All right, this is useless.Copy !req
28. Scully, is Kelly your wife
or your dog?Copy !req
29. How can you ask me that?Copy !req
30. I still don't know which it is.
Could be either.Copy !req
31. Could not tell you.Copy !req
32. Okay, what have you got?
Yep.Copy !req
33. Oh, sir, are you looking
for your glasses?Copy !req
34. I borrowed them to
do an impression of you.Copy !req
35. It killed.Copy !req
36. Peralta,
give me my glasses.Copy !req
37. Peralta,
give me back my glasses. Ooh, okay.Copy !req
38. All right. Lay out
the steroids case.Copy !req
39. It's a major operation,Copy !req
40. and one of the biggest black-market
distributors in all of Brooklyn.Copy !req
41. And it's centered at a gym
called Brooklyn Total Body.Copy !req
42. The focus of our investigation
is a guy named Brandon Jacoby.Copy !req
43. He did seven years at
Rikers for assault.Copy !req
44. We've spent two weeks undercover,
infiltrating the gym.Copy !req
45. "Gym-filtrating" it.
I coined that.Copy !req
46. I think it will really catch on if
more people infiltrated gyms.Copy !req
47. We believe that Jacoby can
link us to the distributors.Copy !req
48. But he only talks to trainers
and other muscle-heads.Copy !req
49. So we want to
bring in the Sarge.Copy !req
50. His name will
be Trent Carter.Copy !req
51. A personal trainer, bouncer and
assistant manager at PetSmart.Copy !req
52. It's the economy.
What can you do?Copy !req
53. Gentlemen, have a seat.
Okay.Copy !req
54. Sergeant Jeffords is just
getting back in the field.Copy !req
55. What if he panics again?Copy !req
56. Why is everyone so
worried about the Sarge?Copy !req
57. I mean, he saved your
life at the rail yard.Copy !req
58. Okay.
It's your case.Copy !req
59. But if anything goes
wrong, it's on you.Copy !req
60. Trust me.
The sergeant will be fine.Copy !req
61. If you want to worry about anyone
panicking in the field, it should be Boyle.Copy !req
62. Damn straight.Copy !req
63. Wait, why did I
high-five that?Copy !req
64. Because you're a sucker for a
high-five. Damn straight I am.Copy !req
65. Captain, I need a favor.Copy !req
66. My apartment got broken
into last night.Copy !req
67. Gina, that's terrible.
Are you okay?Copy !req
68. I'm fine, but I suffered the
loss of many treasured items,Copy !req
69. such as my grandma's
jewelry, some cashCopy !req
70. and this very fancy gown with,
like, a Magic Eye print.Copy !req
71. Do you have any connections
in the FBI or CIA?Copy !req
72. There's no one else I
can turn to solve this crime.Copy !req
73. Gina, you work in a police precinct.
You could turn to anyone here.Copy !req
74. You think these buffoons
can help? They're buffoons.Copy !req
75. They are not buffoons.Copy !req
76. Try the heel.Copy !req
77. Still don't feel anything.Copy !req
78. Awesome! I wish I had
nerve damage.Copy !req
79. Some of them are buffoons. But I'll
find some non-buffoons to investigate.Copy !req
80. Could you ask Scully
to return my thumbtacks?Copy !req
81. I already put them in a biohazard
bag and tossed them in the furnace.Copy !req
82. Good call.Copy !req
83. You ready, Sarge?
I was born ready.Copy !req
84. And then, I was not
born ready for a while,Copy !req
85. but now I'm back to
being born ready.Copy !req
86. Yes! The Ebony Falcon
soars again.Copy !req
87. The Ebony Falcon.
His feathers are muscles.Copy !req
88. Let's talk strategy later
tonight at my house.Copy !req
89. My wife is working late.
I'm on daddy duty.Copy !req
90. But you're ready for this,
right? Absolutely.Copy !req
91. I just need to put my precious
babies to bed with a story.Copy !req
92. The Ebony Falcon needs to read Go,
Dog. Go!Copy !req
93. Yeah, he does. Terry Jeffords
is back! Chest bump me.Copy !req
94. You don't want to do this,
man. No, I really do.Copy !req
95. It hurts you every time. No,
I know. But I'm fired up.Copy !req
96. The adrenaline is gonna
carry me through.Copy !req
97. Here we go.Copy !req
98. No signs of forced entry at the door,
but the window was jimmied.Copy !req
99. You don't have locks
on your windows.Copy !req
100. Way to blame the victim.Copy !req
101. Sorry, I'm not rich
like you, Miss 1 %.Copy !req
102. They cost $8.
You have a fur bedspread.Copy !req
103. Why do you have so many
Lycra body suits?Copy !req
104. And why do you need eight
full drawers of underwear?Copy !req
105. Because I'm civilized.Copy !req
106. Less "talky-talk,"
more "solvy-solve."Copy !req
107. We need an itemized list of
everything that was stolen.Copy !req
108. I already gave it
to Captain Holt.Copy !req
109. "$160 in cash, one TV.Copy !req
110. "One large painting of
a naked lady on a lion.Copy !req
111. "One set of Joseph
Gordon-Levitt nesting dolls." Wow.Copy !req
112. Homemade,
and irreplaceable.Copy !req
113. "One music box that plays She
Works Hard for the Money when opened.Copy !req
114. "One knock-off
designer clutch."Copy !req
115. Can't you just buy
another knock-off?Copy !req
116. No, I can't, Silly Sue.Copy !req
117. 'Cause the label no longer
makes the original,Copy !req
118. so the sweatshop no longer
makes the knock-off.Copy !req
119. Can you estimate the value of
everything that was taken?Copy !req
120. Emotionally? $700 million.Copy !req
121. Somebody at the door.
Hey, Sarge.Copy !req
122. Sorry about the mess.Copy !req
123. Hi, Cagney.
Hi, Lacey.Copy !req
124. Hey, your kids like the same
kind of cereal as me.Copy !req
125. Well, we just
finished story time.Copy !req
126. I'm gonna kiss the girls night-night,
then we can get down to business.Copy !req
127. All right. Time for
night-night, girls.Copy !req
128. He is so strong
but so gentle.Copy !req
129. He's like an enormous,
muscular Ellen DeGeneres.Copy !req
130. You know, I just want to let you guys know
that I love you girls so, so much. Okay?Copy !req
131. So, sleep tight.Copy !req
132. You know Daddy would
never leave you, right, girls?Copy !req
133. Rock-a-bye baby...Copy !req
134. Gosh.Copy !req
135. It really makes you understand
what he went through.Copy !req
136. I'm worried about Terry.Copy !req
137. We can't let anything
bad happen to him.Copy !req
138. Jake, where are you?Copy !req
139. In here.Copy !req
140. This is a classy teepee.Copy !req
141. Should we get these instead
of desks at work?Copy !req
142. We have to get Terry
off this case.Copy !req
143. What? Why?Copy !req
144. Look, I thought he was a weirdo
for having his year-long freak-out,Copy !req
145. but I get it now.Copy !req
146. He has children.Copy !req
147. What happens to them
if he gets hurt?Copy !req
148. I'll have to take
care of them.Copy !req
149. Or his wife or other family or his more
mature friends, but interesting point.Copy !req
150. Why is this just
hitting you now?Copy !req
151. I don't know. I guess I just
hadn't seen his kids in so long.Copy !req
152. He never takes them around
the precinct for some reason.Copy !req
153. Because of all
the guns and danger!Copy !req
154. If you have concerns,
maybe you should talk to Terry about it.Copy !req
155. No, and you can't either.Copy !req
156. If he finds out we're worried about him,
it will get in his head and freak him out.Copy !req
157. He'll lose his edge
and panic.Copy !req
158. Yeah, that's why I've never
tried to develop an edge.Copy !req
159. You can't lose what
you don't have.Copy !req
160. No surprises. What are
you guys talking about?Copy !req
161. International taxes
and tariffs. Work.Copy !req
162. Work.Copy !req
163. So... What's the plan
at the gym?Copy !req
164. Oh,
I say we slow-play it. You know?Copy !req
165. Do a little more setup, a little
surveillance, wait a couple of months,Copy !req
166. and see if they
turn themselves in.Copy !req
167. Listen, man, I know
everybody's worried about meCopy !req
168. being psychologically
ready for this.Copy !req
169. But I promise you, I am.Copy !req
170. No matter what happens,
no matter how many bullets are flying,Copy !req
171. I'm gonna be right there in the
middle of everything. I got your back.Copy !req
172. No, it's not even that,
you know? It's just...Copy !req
173. Well, frankly, I'm not so sure that everyone
at the gym is going to buy you as a trainer.Copy !req
174. You've been sitting behind
that desk for so long,Copy !req
175. you've gotten
a little tubby. Right?Copy !req
176. It's like,
love handle alert!Copy !req
177. Do you have a bone
there somehow?Copy !req
178. Jake, I promise.
I'm good.Copy !req
179. Oops. I got to put this stuffed
giraffe between my two girls.Copy !req
180. They both like to snuggle
against his head.Copy !req
181. Here comes
Mr. Snuggles. Here comes Mr. Snuggles.Copy !req
182. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
183. Crime tech report from
your apartment came back.Copy !req
184. Apparently, they found a strand
of hair belonging to Mario Lopez?Copy !req
185. I bought a lock of his hair at
an auction. That's cool, it's real.Copy !req
186. Uh, what did they say
about the prints?Copy !req
187. None of the partials
returned any matches.Copy !req
188. Nobody in your building
saw anything. We've hit a wall.Copy !req
189. So, what do we do next? Do I
just look for another apartment?Copy !req
190. Should I buy a handgun?Copy !req
191. Should I buy a shotgun?Copy !req
192. Should I buy an Uzi?Copy !req
193. Look, Gina, we've
done all we can.Copy !req
194. This how it goes with
most B and E's.Copy !req
195. Mmm. All right.
C'est la vie.Copy !req
196. Let me grab your
badge numbers.Copy !req
197. Because I will be filing an official
civilian complaint with the Captain.Copy !req
198. Why did I just receive a
civilian complaint about you two?Copy !req
199. I can answer this. Because
your assistant is a goblin.Copy !req
200. Captain, we swept the scene,
ran the prints, canvassed the building.Copy !req
201. We followed procedure.Copy !req
202. "Procedure" is just a fancy
word for proper order to do things.Copy !req
203. Yes. That is its definition.Copy !req
204. This is a miscarriage
of justice.Copy !req
205. I'm gonna haunt
your dreams.Copy !req
206. You sure you can lift
this much weight?Copy !req
207. Are you kidding me? I was the strongest
kid at my camp seven summers in a row.Copy !req
208. It would have been eight if that freak
Rebecca Lobelman hadn't showed up.Copy !req
209. Let's put in work.Copy !req
210. Here we go. One and
I'm done. That's it.Copy !req
211. Oh, good rep.
Don't want to get too bulky.Copy !req
212. Two things. First, this gym's wipe-down
policy is criminally lax, so I rewrote it.Copy !req
213. Second, I lowered the temperature
of the water fountain by two degrees.Copy !req
214. Still waiting on feedback,
but I see a lot of refreshed faces.Copy !req
215. Also, Brandon Jacoby
should be here soon.Copy !req
216. How was that not one
of your two things?Copy !req
217. I gave his regular
trainer the day off.Copy !req
218. I told him Trent would
be filling in.Copy !req
219. It was an
interesting interaction.Copy !req
220. Well, according to my new
cloud-based scheduling system,Copy !req
221. your trainer's out and
Trent will be filling in.Copy !req
222. I spent 40 minutes making
that water bottle pyramid display.Copy !req
223. This guy is a psycho.Copy !req
224. You know the best way to
deal with psychos.Copy !req
225. The silent treatment.Copy !req
226. We should draw him out
by not engaging.Copy !req
227. Nope. The longer we wait,
the more likely our cover gets blown.Copy !req
228. I'll make contact.Copy !req
229. Okay, but just remember.Copy !req
230. You're not Terry,
you're Trent.Copy !req
231. Trainer and known hemophiliac.
So be careful.Copy !req
232. Trent is also a Quaker who
avoids violence at all costs.Copy !req
233. You Trent?Copy !req
234. Yup.Copy !req
235. A black Trent.
One of many.Copy !req
236. Uh, what do you want to
start with today?Copy !req
237. Weights.Copy !req
238. Excuse me, sir.
Can I borrow this machine?Copy !req
239. I need to be here to
keep an eye on a friend.Copy !req
240. Hold on. I'm on my last set.
Okay.Copy !req
241. Two...Copy !req
242. Three.
Can you go any faster?Copy !req
243. What do you need leg muscles for
anyway? You're, like, 100 years old.Copy !req
244. It's socially acceptable for
you to roll around on a scooter.Copy !req
245. I lost the count.Copy !req
246. One.Copy !req
247. One?Copy !req
248. Come on. You're not
even moving. Let's go.Copy !req
249. Get your hands off me! I've
heard about this in the news.Copy !req
250. You're cyber-bullying me!
Shh. Shh.Copy !req
251. I'm getting the manager.
Get the hell away from me.Copy !req
252. You're very misinformed.
Please don't... Damn it.Copy !req
253. Hey.Copy !req
254. Have you seen Terry?
I lost him.Copy !req
255. His children could be
orphans already.Copy !req
256. Fatherless,
mother-having orphans.Copy !req
257. I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
258. I think the bigger issue is the complaint
I received from an older gentlemanCopy !req
259. saying you tried to hurry him off his
machine in open defiance of gym protocol.Copy !req
260. Don't do this.
I know we're friends,Copy !req
261. but if you do that again, I'm gonna
have to suspend your membership.Copy !req
262. What have you become?
Me.Copy !req
263. I've become me. What? Oh,
Sarge. Thank God.Copy !req
264. Where were you?
What happened?Copy !req
265. Nothing happened.Copy !req
266. Jacoby wanted to do
wind sprints outside.Copy !req
267. You know, he's a mean dude,
but I think I'm making progress.Copy !req
268. He asked to borrow
my squat belt.Copy !req
269. I told him no.Copy !req
270. He respected that.Copy !req
271. Okay, but let's build up that
relationship slowly, okay?Copy !req
272. We don't want to jump
the gun and spook him.Copy !req
273. Whoo!Copy !req
274. What's up?
Good workout.Copy !req
275. You know, it's weird I never
worked out with you before.Copy !req
276. What did you say your
regular gym was?Copy !req
277. I didn't.
Brooklyn Bulk Fitness.Copy !req
278. Huh?Copy !req
279. I work out there, too.Copy !req
280. I've never heard of any Trent.
I don't know why.Copy !req
281. I work out there
all the time. Really?Copy !req
282. Starting when? NYPD!
Hands on your head.Copy !req
283. My God, you're gigantic.
What are you doing, Peralta?Copy !req
284. You just blew my cover!
Or did I save your life?Copy !req
285. Or did you compromise an investigation
and piss off a superior officer?Copy !req
286. I'm sensing from your tone
it's that one.Copy !req
287. I need some
afternoon coffee.Copy !req
288. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
289. Gina came by my house last
night to go over the case.Copy !req
290. Between us doing that and her
using my bread-maker all night,Copy !req
291. I didn't get much sleep.Copy !req
292. I will say she makes
a wonderful rye.Copy !req
293. So dense, yet so moist.Copy !req
294. Hello, ladies.Copy !req
295. Since you have
allowed crime to win,Copy !req
296. I have hired a private
investigator to solve my case.Copy !req
297. Say hello to Leo Sporm.Copy !req
298. A PI?
Those guys are hacks.Copy !req
299. How do you know if your
husband's a murderer?Copy !req
300. You don't.Copy !req
301. Call Leo now.Copy !req
302. Leo Sporm.
How's business?Copy !req
303. You know this guy?Copy !req
304. Everyone knows him.Copy !req
305. The Picasso of hucksters.Copy !req
306. I like that.Copy !req
307. Look up who Picasso is.Copy !req
308. Sporm. Out. Now.Copy !req
309. You blew our cover, man.Copy !req
310. Now I got to go into an
interrogation with no evidenceCopy !req
311. and try to get Jacoby to rat
out his distributors.Copy !req
312. I'm sorry I got jumpy.Copy !req
313. I wasn't thinking straight.
It was all the exercise.Copy !req
314. The blood from my head
rushed into my delts.Copy !req
315. Point to your delts, Jake.Copy !req
316. There it is...Copy !req
317. You didn't have to hop
in there, man.Copy !req
318. I can handle this.Copy !req
319. What's my name?
Terry Jeffords.Copy !req
320. What is my name?
The Ebony Falcon.Copy !req
321. And what does
the Ebony Falcon do?Copy !req
322. Takes every precaution to
ensure his own safety?Copy !req
323. Takes bad guys to jail
and bad girls to bed.Copy !req
324. Hell, yeah, he does. Except now
the Ebony Falcon is monogamousCopy !req
325. and too tired for sex, so his only
indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.Copy !req
326. Terry loves yogurt.Copy !req
327. How's it going?Copy !req
328. Well, so far, Jacoby hasn't
given anything up.Copy !req
329. But I think Terry's starting
to get to him. I'm not talking.Copy !req
330. You're talking right now.
Boom!Copy !req
331. I'm already in your head.Copy !req
332. The Sarge is safe in there, so the longer
this interrogation goes, the better.Copy !req
333. We've got to solve the case
before he does. Hey.Copy !req
334. Tell me about that new system you set up
at the gym for scheduling appointments.Copy !req
335. I've been waiting so long to
hear you say those words.Copy !req
336. Come with me. Experience the
future of cloud-based scheduling.Copy !req
337. Okay.Copy !req
338. I put all the trainers' schedules
into a shared online calendar.Copy !req
339. Aside from the cucumber
water at the front desk,Copy !req
340. it's probably my greatest
accomplishment ever.Copy !req
341. Hang on a sec.
Who's this guy?Copy !req
342. Says he's a personal trainer at the gym,
but he has no regular hours.Copy !req
343. He always makes last-minute
appointments, always in the boxing areaCopy !req
344. and always late at night.Copy !req
345. And look who he trains.
Brandon Jacoby.Copy !req
346. That's probably our supplier. We should
set up a buy from this Vladimir Rincic.Copy !req
347. All right.Copy !req
348. We should set up a
tactical team and hit the gym.Copy !req
349. And Sergeant Jeffords should stay
here and keep interrogating JacobyCopy !req
350. for as many hours or
years as necessary.Copy !req
351. Are you sure I shouldn't
go get him?Copy !req
352. I feel a little uncomfortable
leaving him out of this.Copy !req
353. Don't think of it as leaving him out so much
as including his babies in having a father.Copy !req
354. Let's go.Copy !req
355. Detectives.
Where are you going?Copy !req
356. We're just headed out to
close the steroid case.Copy !req
357. Isn't Sergeant Jeffords
interrogating the suspect now?Copy !req
358. Yep, he's got that locked up.
We're following up on this lead.Copy !req
359. The whole team is running smoothly and
perfectly like a well-lubed, oiled time clock.Copy !req
360. Bye.Copy !req
361. Why do you think Gina
hired that PI?Copy !req
362. To mock us.Copy !req
363. She's scared.Copy !req
364. She's not scared. With all due respect,
sir, Gina has no feelings.Copy !req
365. She once said the best comedy of all
time was The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.Copy !req
366. Well, think about how
she's been acting.Copy !req
367. Gina came by my house
last night.Copy !req
368. Do I buy an Uzi?Copy !req
369. I asked for a police
officer to escort me to work.Copy !req
370. And it took a while for dispatch to
find me a young Kevin Costner type.Copy !req
371. Her home doesn't feel
safe anymore.Copy !req
372. If someone broke into your apartment,
and you weren't cops,Copy !req
373. wouldn't you be scared?
Yes.Copy !req
374. Depends. How many guns
do I still have hidden?Copy !req
375. None. Do I still have
my knife? Nunchucks?Copy !req
376. Ax? It was a
hypothetical question.Copy !req
377. I know, but I want to play it out.
Do I still have my throwing stars?Copy !req
378. This has taken
a strange turn.Copy !req
379. Fine.Copy !req
380. I'd be scared.
We're on it.Copy !req
381. What kind of woman
doesn't have an ax?Copy !req
382. All right, we're all set
for the sting.Copy !req
383. We've got hidden cameras, wireless mics,
and tactical teams by all the exits.Copy !req
384. I told Vladimir to meet Vance
Vandervaven, aka me, here at 10:00.Copy !req
385. I said that I was filling
in for Jacoby.Copy !req
386. You and I will be sparring
when he arrives.Copy !req
387. Cool. I boxed at
the academy.Copy !req
388. They invented a new
weight class for me.Copy !req
389. You are looking at the undisputed
bubble-weight champion.Copy !req
390. Hey! Peralta! Boyle!Copy !req
391. Sarge! Hey! So psyched you
made it here to the sting,Copy !req
392. that I definitely told Charles
to tell you about.Copy !req
393. You lied to me!
I can see that you're upset.Copy !req
394. But let's just sit down
and talk about it.Copy !req
395. Done talking.Copy !req
396. Time to dance.Copy !req
397. Fine. But I should warn you.
I took three years of tap.Copy !req
398. Again, Sarge, it's so
good to see you.Copy !req
399. Uh, just out of curiosity,
how did you find out about this?Copy !req
400. I'm a detective sergeant
in the NYPD.Copy !req
401. Holt told me. Why are you
cutting me out of the operation?Copy !req
402. What? That's crazy.Copy !req
403. Boyle, come in here and stand in front
of my body and tell him that's crazy.Copy !req
404. Ow! My lucky face!Copy !req
405. You gonna talk to me now?
Uh, sure.Copy !req
406. Uh, if you could be any vacation...
Ow! You didn't let me finish.Copy !req
407. If you could be any vacation,
what would you be?Copy !req
408. I'd be skiing.Copy !req
409. Oh, now I'm gonna
hit you for real.Copy !req
410. That wasn't for real?
Oh, my God.Copy !req
411. No, wait, wait, wait!
I was worried.Copy !req
412. Worried about what?
About you getting hurt.Copy !req
413. I don't want your daughters
growing up without a dad.Copy !req
414. I know what that's like and it sucks.
And I don't want it to happen to them.Copy !req
415. Why didn't you just
say something to me?Copy !req
416. Because I didn't want to get in your
head and have you freak out again.Copy !req
417. Well, I get it.Copy !req
418. It's been a rough year. But
I've learned to embrace my fears.Copy !req
419. It makes me a better cop.Copy !req
420. Tacs One and Two are set. Thirty
minutes until the bogies arrive.Copy !req
421. Thanks,
Boyle. I love it when you say "bogies."Copy !req
422. So, we good?
We good.Copy !req
423. And for the record,
if I could be any kind of vacation,Copy !req
424. I'd be a lake trip.
Classic.Copy !req
425. You're here late.Copy !req
426. Uh, you know me.
I love working.Copy !req
427. Can't tear me away
from my work.Copy !req
428. I just love requisitions and
corporate record reports.Copy !req
429. Just... You know, messages
from people for Holt.Copy !req
430. I can imagine how
frightening this must be.Copy !req
431. I'm sorry we didn't catch
the guy. Yeah. It's weird.Copy !req
432. It's like, why do the worst things
always happen to the best people?Copy !req
433. And what's to keep it
from happening again?Copy !req
434. We are. Come on.Copy !req
435. We're taking you home.
Really?Copy !req
436. We installed a second lock
on your front door,Copy !req
437. put locks on the windows by the fire
escape and set all your lights on timers.Copy !req
438. That makes me feel so
much better. Thank you, guys.Copy !req
439. And as a token of my appreciation,
I would like to give youCopy !req
440. these.
Great.Copy !req
441. The cool thing is, you can eat whatever
you want. These are right there with you.Copy !req
442. Hey. You Vance
Vandervaven? Yeah.Copy !req
443. That's me.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
444. You gonna let me do this,
man? What choice do I have?Copy !req
445. You hit me in the arms so hard,
they no longer work.Copy !req
446. All right. It's time to
catch some bad guys.Copy !req
447. It's good to be back.Copy !req
448. Have a fun steroid
deal, Sergeant.Copy !req
449. You're a weird guy, Jake.
Yeah.Copy !req
450. The Ebony Falcon.
No.Copy !req
451. The Ebony Falcon had no fear.Copy !req
452. He's the Ebony Antelope now.Copy !req
453. Brave enough to drink at the lake,
but wise enough to run from the lions.Copy !req
454. Hey, my arms don't work.Copy !req
455. Can you scratch my
nose? Mmm-hmm. You bet.Copy !req
456. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
457. Morning, Captain.Copy !req
458. So? How did
Sergeant Jeffords do?Copy !req
459. Why is everyone so
worried about the Sarge?Copy !req
460. He was amazing. He made the buy,
took out the suppliers,Copy !req
461. but wisely didn't take on
more than he could handle.Copy !req
462. I left one for you.Copy !req
463. And you'll be happy to know that he
punched me in the face several times.Copy !req
464. That does make me happy.Copy !req
465. Guess we're being
candid today.Copy !req
466. Hey, Sarge.
Just for the record.Copy !req
467. I hope you're on every case
with me for the rest of my career.Copy !req
468. I'm not scared for you at all.Copy !req
469. Of you, a lot.
Thanks, Jake.Copy !req
470. Oh, Peralta,
I almost forgot.Copy !req
471. My girls made you a card.Copy !req
472. To thank you for
keeping me safe. Aw.Copy !req
473. They're so full of potential.Copy !req
474. Why would you show me this?Copy !req