1. Charles, this is exciting.Copy !req
2. Medal of Valor.
I know!Copy !req
3. For getting shot
in the butt.Copy !req
4. Oh, my butt.Copy !req
5. For exceptional acts of heroism
or voluntary risk of personal safety.Copy !req
6. But you know, six of one.Copy !req
7. This is one of the NYPD's
highest honors.Copy !req
8. Today is your day,
Detective Boyle.Copy !req
9. Heroism can't be measured
by a piece of metal,Copy !req
10. but what else can we doCopy !req
11. to recognize
the brave officersCopy !req
12. that have put
their lives on the line.Copy !req
13. It is my great honorCopy !req
14. to present the Medal of ValorCopy !req
15. to Detective Charles Boyle.Copy !req
16. And Sergeant Peanut Butter!Copy !req
17. Oh, my God!Copy !req
18. Charles is getting
the same medal as a horse.Copy !req
19. At least, Boyle was
announced first.Copy !req
20. Because the horse
outranks him!Copy !req
21. This is amazing!
That's enough, Peralta.Copy !req
22. This is a huge honor,
and nothing can take that away from him.Copy !req
23. The horse is pooping
on the stage.Copy !req
24. Sergeant Peanut Butter
is pooping on the stage!Copy !req
25. Peralta.
Santiago.Copy !req
26. The bet ends today.
Are you ready?Copy !req
27. I was born ready.
To lose?Copy !req
28. The whole question was,
"Are you ready to lose?"Copy !req
29. And you said you were
born that way.Copy !req
30. Twist my words all
you want... Okay.Copy !req
31. I'm winning this bet.
No.Copy !req
32. What bet? What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
33. Seriously?Copy !req
34. The bet? They've been
keeping score all year.Copy !req
35. It comes up all the time.
What are you doing all day?Copy !req
36. Nothing.
Why, you wanna hang out?Copy !req
37. A year ago today,
Peralta and I made a betCopy !req
38. to prove
who's a better detective.Copy !req
39. Whoever makes more felony
arrests wins.Copy !req
40. What are the stakes?
And don't say money,Copy !req
41. because I know
you're in debt.Copy !req
42. If you really knew
anything about me,Copy !req
43. you would've said
"crushing debt."Copy !req
44. And I'll bet whatever,
'cause there's no way I'm losing.Copy !req
45. What about your car?
Oh!Copy !req
46. That thing
is a date-magnet.Copy !req
47. I mean, how many girls have
you made out with in that car?Copy !req
48. Six? Well,
I'm gonna win, so, sure.Copy !req
49. Let's bet the car.Copy !req
50. No, no, no Jake.
Yes.Copy !req
51. No, Jakey. No!
That car is your superpower.Copy !req
52. Thor would never wager
his hammer.Copy !req
53. Neil Patrick HarrisCopy !req
54. would never wager
his showmanship!Copy !req
55. Losing that car will be the
worst thing in the world for you.Copy !req
56. Well, what's the worst thing
in the world for you, Santiago?Copy !req
57. Being one of those girls
in Jake's car.Copy !req
58. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Then it is settled.Copy !req
59. If Peralta loses,
Santiago gets his car.Copy !req
60. If Santiago loses,Copy !req
61. she goes for a date
in said car.Copy !req
62. Game on.
Game on.Copy !req
63. Wow, your handshake
is quite firm.Copy !req
64. I took a seminar.
Where?Copy !req
65. And now the score
is all tied up.Copy !req
66. But not for long.Copy !req
67. For, in eight hours,
I will win the betCopy !req
68. and take Santiago
on the worst dateCopy !req
69. in the history of the world.Copy !req
70. Attention.Copy !req
71. After today's shift,
I'd like everyone to join me at the barCopy !req
72. for drinks in honor
of Detective BoyleCopy !req
73. and his Medal of Valor.Copy !req
74. Oh, my God, is Peanut Butter
gonna be there?Copy !req
75. That horse is a damn hero.Copy !req
76. Peanut Butter will
not be joining us.Copy !req
77. He's being feted
by the United Nations.Copy !req
78. As you were.Copy !req
79. Pen!
You! Ow!Copy !req
80. Rolly chair! Gina's desk! Oh,
Jake!Copy !req
81. No!Copy !req
82. Captain, hey.Copy !req
83. You're looking stoic today.
Like a...Copy !req
84. Wise old oak.Copy !req
85. I'm not gonna give you more cases
so you can win your bet with Santiago.Copy !req
86. What? Oh, right, the bet.Copy !req
87. I totally forgot
about that.Copy !req
88. Well, granted,
this friendly competition has led to youCopy !req
89. and Santiago putting in
more hoursCopy !req
90. and arresting more perps.Copy !req
91. Especially this last week.Copy !req
92. Up by one, Peralta!Copy !req
93. Anything you wanna say to your car
before you never see it again? Hmm?Copy !req
94. Hey, Santiago.Copy !req
95. Do you have any dietary restrictions
that Medieval Times should know about?Copy !req
96. Yes, 311? What's the
safest way to set a car on fire?Copy !req
97. Oh? Hmm.Copy !req
98. Both of you have done
exemplary work,Copy !req
99. which I appreciate.Copy !req
100. And I can see that by the
absolutely no indicators on your face.Copy !req
101. However, you are colleagues.Copy !req
102. And the fallout from this bet
has the potential to putCopy !req
103. a strain on your
professional relationship.Copy !req
104. Only if I lose.Copy !req
105. I'm a terrible sport.Copy !req
106. Cases will be assigned
as they usually are.Copy !req
107. Dismissed.Copy !req
108. Captain! You look...Copy !req
109. No!Copy !req
110. Rosa, hey, would you like to
share a cup of coffee with me?Copy !req
111. I got some gorgeous
new coffee beans.Copy !req
112. Sure. That sounds great.Copy !req
113. Isn't that like your fifth
cup of coffee today?Copy !req
114. I'm trying to counteract the
drowsiness from my pain meds.Copy !req
115. I took a double dose after
the incident at the ceremony.Copy !req
116. Bring Peanut Butter forward.Copy !req
117. Forward.Copy !req
118. Uh, can the little guy take
a big step back, please?Copy !req
119. My name is Charles Boyle.Copy !req
120. I won the same medal
as this horse!Copy !req
121. The footage from my fall
led the local news, so...Copy !req
122. Who's the hero now,
Peanut Butter?Copy !req
123. Peanut Butter.Copy !req
124. Gina...Copy !req
125. You're just trying to hurt me to distract
yourself from your own internal pain.Copy !req
126. Also, you should use
less conditioner,Copy !req
127. because this is a flat mess.Copy !req
128. What's going on
with Boyle?Copy !req
129. His pain meds are making
him weird.Copy !req
130. Oh! Okay. Yes.Copy !req
131. This happened to my dad when
he got his vasectomy unreversed.Copy !req
132. You get all relaxed
and you have no filter,Copy !req
133. and you just start dropping
truth bombs on everyone.Copy !req
134. Oh. That explains
the elevator.Copy !req
135. I'm worried you don't
find me interesting.Copy !req
136. I'm gonna pretend
someone texted me. Bloop!Copy !req
137. Gina, please, keep an eye
on Boyle today.Copy !req
138. He's gonna say something to the
wrong person and get himself punched.Copy !req
139. Sure. I'd love to see
Charles get punched.Copy !req
140. Try again.Copy !req
141. I will stop Charles
from getting punched.Copy !req
142. Correct.Copy !req
143. Great.Copy !req
144. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
145. I present Carl Laudson,
who stole $3,000!Copy !req
146. Santiago takes the lead
with one minute left!Copy !req
147. Suck it, Peralta!Copy !req
148. Oh, no.
That's right.Copy !req
149. "Oh, no!"Copy !req
150. Oh, no. You don't seem
worried. Why aren't you worried?Copy !req
151. Bring in the johns!Copy !req
152. I ran a prostitution
sting through Vice,Copy !req
153. and arrested 30 guys
for soliciting.Copy !req
154. That's not a felony.Copy !req
155. It is when it's your
second offense.Copy !req
156. Which is the case
for 10 of these gentlemen.Copy !req
157. Fun fact,Copy !req
158. four of them
are actually named John.Copy !req
159. Ironic.Copy !req
160. Anyhoo, 10 more for Peralta.
Accept your fate!Copy !req
161. Never!
Five,Copy !req
162. four, three,Copy !req
163. two...
Oh!Copy !req
164. One!Copy !req
165. Jake wins!Copy !req
166. Amy loses!Copy !req
167. Celebrate good times
Come on!Copy !req
168. Look!Copy !req
169. Celebrate good
times Come on! Whoo!Copy !req
170. Amy Santiago,Copy !req
171. you have made me the
happiest man on Earth.Copy !req
172. I spent one whole dollar
on this ring.Copy !req
173. Will you go on the worst
date ever with me?Copy !req
174. You have to say yes!Copy !req
175. Yes.Copy !req
176. She said yes! She said
yes!Copy !req
177. This is for you.Copy !req
178. your party with you
Come on now!Copy !req
179. Amy Santiago!Copy !req
180. Date time!Copy !req
181. Time to date!Copy !req
182. Peralta, this outfit
is ridiculous.Copy !req
183. Chop, chop. There's plenty of embarrassing
to do and only a few hours to do it in.Copy !req
184. Happy?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
185. You look like every girl at every
Bat Mitzvah I ever had a crush on.Copy !req
186. Let's see the bow.Copy !req
187. Just like Jenny Gildenhorn.Copy !req
188. Why do I wish
you had braces?Copy !req
189. Should we get you braces?
No, that's too much.Copy !req
190. Here I come.Copy !req
191. Nice shorts.
Thank you.Copy !req
192. Believe it or not,
they were not very expensive.Copy !req
193. Do I really have
to wear this all night?Copy !req
194. You know the rules. The date
starts now and ends at midnight.Copy !req
195. I decide what you wear,
what you eat, and where we go.Copy !req
196. Oh!Copy !req
197. And there is one more rule.Copy !req
198. No matter what happens,Copy !req
199. you're not allowed
to fall in love with me.Copy !req
200. Won't be a problem.Copy !req
201. Detective Boyle,
I just wanted to say congratulations.Copy !req
202. Your medal
was well deserved.Copy !req
203. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
204. Your breath is terrible.Copy !req
205. Charles, can I speak
with you?Copy !req
206. Hey, where's Rosa?Copy !req
207. I haven't seen her all night.Copy !req
208. Did you know my wife
pays me alimony?Copy !req
209. Okay, let's take a seat.Copy !req
210. I'm gonna keep an eye on you all night,
little buddy.Copy !req
211. Okay. Thanks!Copy !req
212. Hey, baby.Copy !req
213. Hey, baby,
happy you made it!Copy !req
214. Captain, I'd like you
to meet my wife, Sharon.Copy !req
215. Oh, it's so wonderful
to meet you.Copy !req
216. I've heard such
great things about you.Copy !req
217. And you. Your husband
is a real hero.Copy !req
218. If you ask me, he should've been
up there with Detective Boyle today.Copy !req
219. What for?Copy !req
220. For saving my life.Copy !req
221. He means metaphorically,
you know.Copy !req
222. Saving him from
all that paperwork.Copy !req
223. Paper cuts
are a slow death, baby.Copy !req
224. No, I was referring to how
he threw his bodyCopy !req
225. at an emotionally disturbed
criminal who was trying to kill me.Copy !req
226. No!Copy !req
227. He did what?Copy !req
228. Are you back in the field?Copy !req
229. Oh. I have caused a problem.Copy !req
230. I think I am...Copy !req
231. Getting a text message.Copy !req
232. Bloop! Ah, there it is.Copy !req
233. Why is this the first
I'm hearing about this?Copy !req
234. I thought I told you.Copy !req
235. Uh, remember when
you were half asleep,Copy !req
236. watching the news and the babies
were crying and I said real low,Copy !req
237. "Hey, baby, I'm back in the
field. You want something to eat?"Copy !req
238. And you were like, "What?"
And I was like,Copy !req
239. "You want something to eat?"
And you said, "Sure."Copy !req
240. And I got you
an oatmeal cookie.Copy !req
241. Remember?Copy !req
242. You are a piece of work,
Terrance.Copy !req
243. Oh, damn.Copy !req
244. She called me Terrance.Copy !req
245. I'm doomed.Copy !req
246. Hot date,
comin' through.Copy !req
247. Hey, attention, everyone!Copy !req
248. Now, I know that tonight
is Boyle's big night.Copy !req
249. But let's forget about that
completely for a moment,Copy !req
250. and admire,Copy !req
251. and comment on every
terrible aspect of this.Copy !req
252. Permission to go
to the bathroom?Copy !req
253. Granted. First of three.
Use them wisely.Copy !req
254. Hey!Copy !req
255. Congrats again, buddy,
I really am proud of you.Copy !req
256. Still wearing
the medal, huh?Copy !req
257. Yes, I want women to be
impressed by me.Copy !req
258. All right.Copy !req
259. Well, I'm sorry that I can't stay,
but I haveCopy !req
260. a terrible night planned
for Amy.Copy !req
261. First up,
is the mall photo studioCopy !req
262. where we'll take our
official date portrait.Copy !req
263. The picture will be
the two of usCopy !req
264. playing one saxophone.Copy !req
265. Then...Copy !req
266. Some peel-and-eat shrimp for
dinner at a dangerouslyCopy !req
267. cheap seafood restaurant.Copy !req
268. And then I've contracted
a youth choir to serenade us.Copy !req
269. Santiago!Copy !req
270. Santiago!Copy !req
271. Santiago!Copy !req
272. Santiago!Copy !req
273. You suck so badCopy !req
274. Yes!Copy !req
275. They'll sing to her at midnight
in the middle of Times Square.Copy !req
276. She and 500 German touristsCopy !req
277. will savor that memory
for all times.Copy !req
278. Jake, do you know why little boys pull
little girls' pigtails on playgrounds?Copy !req
279. 'Cause they're
so easy to grab,Copy !req
280. they're just begging
to be pulled.Copy !req
281. Because they like
the girlsCopy !req
282. and that's the only way they
know how to get their attention.Copy !req
283. What are you saying?Copy !req
284. All of this teasing,
this elaborate date...Copy !req
285. Somewhere down deep,
you like Amy.Copy !req
286. Like, "like her," like her.Copy !req
287. Okay, that's
straight-up insanity.Copy !req
288. How much did you spend
on tonight?Copy !req
289. $1,400, but all of it's
on credit card.Copy !req
290. So it's like $5 a month
for the next 2,000 years.Copy !req
291. I do not like Amy!Copy !req
292. You're putting a lot
of effort into a joke.Copy !req
293. Why don't you just sit down and
have a real conversation with her?Copy !req
294. Okay, Boyle,Copy !req
295. you live in your ex-wife's
new boyfriend's basement.Copy !req
296. I'm not taking advice
from you.Copy !req
297. I'm ashamed
of my living situation!Copy !req
298. Rosa?Copy !req
299. Why are you sequestered
over by this old cell phone?Copy !req
300. I'm avoiding Boyle
and his truth bombs.Copy !req
301. I sometimes worry
I'm gonna become you.Copy !req
302. He keeps saying he wants
to talk to me.Copy !req
303. I'm afraid he's going
to tell me he loves meCopy !req
304. or propose marriage
or something.Copy !req
305. Oh, my God, that makes me
kinda wanna cry.Copy !req
306. He dove in front of
those bulletsCopy !req
307. for me.Copy !req
308. I can't be mean to him.Copy !req
309. I watched him make coffee
for 28 minutes this morning.Copy !req
310. But I also
can't lead him on.Copy !req
311. Captain Holt told me not
to let him get hurt tonight,Copy !req
312. so, I'll keep him
away from you.Copy !req
313. Have you seen Rosa?Copy !req
314. Rosa died eight years ago.Copy !req
315. Come on.Copy !req
316. Let's get you a drink.Copy !req
317. Uh, excuse me,
everyone!Copy !req
318. Santiago and I will be performing
the steerage jig from the film Titanic,Copy !req
319. which we have prepared for in no way,
shape, or form.Copy !req
320. Romantic.Copy !req
321. No. Embarrassing.Copy !req
322. Milady.Copy !req
323. Do the spinning!
I hate your guts.Copy !req
324. Channel that passion
into the dance.Copy !req
325. Peralta!
Scully. Tag in.Copy !req
326. Okay!
Keep spinning.Copy !req
327. Yes?Copy !req
328. One of our informants
just called.Copy !req
329. We've been tracking a crew
that lifts cargo out of LaGuardia.Copy !req
330. The CI knows where
the trucks unload,Copy !req
331. so I need you to stake
out the drop site.Copy !req
332. Oh...Copy !req
333. Sir, I'm right in the middle of
this date and I cannot reschedule.Copy !req
334. I have far, far too
many nonrefundable deposits.Copy !req
335. I'm renting a tiger cub
by the hour.Copy !req
336. For what?
Don't even know.Copy !req
337. Waiting for inspiration.Copy !req
338. Well, this is not
a negotiation. So...Copy !req
339. Go!Copy !req
340. All right,
fine. But I'm taking Santiago with me.Copy !req
341. As soon as we're done
it's back to the date.Copy !req
342. Darling.Copy !req
343. Brief pause. Duty calls.
Oh, thank God.Copy !req
344. Gina, tag in?Copy !req
345. No. Not even
if it would cure cancer.Copy !req
346. Okay.Copy !req
347. Look, baby, I'm sorry.Copy !req
348. But Captain's life
was in danger.Copy !req
349. I just did what I had to do.Copy !req
350. It was an impulse decision.Copy !req
351. Well, I guess
I can understand that.Copy !req
352. Sharon?Copy !req
353. I have to apologize.Copy !req
354. I want to assure you thatCopy !req
355. the call to put Sergeant
Jeffords back in the fieldCopy !req
356. wasn't a spur
of the moment,Copy !req
357. impulse decision.Copy !req
358. It's been in the works
for a few months now.Copy !req
359. Terry said
it just happened.Copy !req
360. I think you two need to get
your stories straight.Copy !req
361. Perhaps I should stop
talking to your wife.Copy !req
362. That's a good call, Captain.Copy !req
363. Sharon!Copy !req
364. I'm so happy to be
out of that dress.Copy !req
365. It was weirdly hot.Copy !req
366. Oh, yeah, that's probably because
it was a cotton and plastic blend.Copy !req
367. But, not to worry,Copy !req
368. we're gonna catch these guys
and get back toCopy !req
369. the worst date of your life.Copy !req
370. Mmm, no.Copy !req
371. Nothing will ever be worse than
the date I had with my aunt's dentist.Copy !req
372. You should try
some of this.Copy !req
373. Okay.Copy !req
374. Oh, okay. Hold on.Copy !req
375. Wait...
Huh?Copy !req
376. Yeah, dessert is out
of the question.Copy !req
377. What was your
worst date ever?Copy !req
378. I think it's like
a fifty-way tie.Copy !req
379. The last lady I went out with burst into
tears when I told her I was a Gemini.Copy !req
380. Wow.Copy !req
381. Hey, those people
left that door open.Copy !req
382. I bet there's a better
vantage point from the roof.Copy !req
383. Hmm. And I bet it doesn't
smell like old cheese.Copy !req
384. Okay, that's hurtful.Copy !req
385. Shall we?
Yeah.Copy !req
386. So, what else don't I know?Copy !req
387. You cooking meth?
Are you Breaking Bad?Copy !req
388. How many phones
do you have?Copy !req
389. I'm sorry. I need to clarify
something I said earlier.Copy !req
390. Sergeant Jeffords
was correct when he saidCopy !req
391. that his choice to go back in the field
that night was an impulse decision.Copy !req
392. He didn't even take the time to
stop and gear up. So... What?Copy !req
393. You didn't have your vest on?Copy !req
394. Oh, no!Copy !req
395. Oh, goodness.
I shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
396. I feel I may have made
things worse. Wait!Copy !req
397. I can fix this, Ray.Copy !req
398. Now's not the time, Boyle.
Hush!Copy !req
399. I wanna hear this.Copy !req
400. Boyle, let's not make big...
Hush!Copy !req
401. Truth time.Copy !req
402. We love your husband.Copy !req
403. He's a great cop.Copy !req
404. We will do anything
to protect him.Copy !req
405. And you have incredibly
attractive hands.Copy !req
406. And you!Copy !req
407. What the hell are you doing,
lying to your wife?Copy !req
408. Unless you wanna end up
moving into my ex-wife'sCopy !req
409. new boyfriend's
basement with me,Copy !req
410. you better man up!Copy !req
411. Don't you ever keep anythingCopy !req
412. from this beautiful
woman again!Copy !req
413. Seriously, you are beautiful.Copy !req
414. Oh!
If he ever lies to you again,Copy !req
415. you can call me.Copy !req
416. I'm sorry, honey.Copy !req
417. I just didn't
want you to worry.Copy !req
418. Baby, I am always
gonna worry about you.Copy !req
419. But if you feel like
you're ready,Copy !req
420. then get your ass back
in the field. But...Copy !req
421. If you ever keep
anything from me again,Copy !req
422. I will leave youCopy !req
423. for this short earnest man and his
ex-wife's new boyfriend's apartment.Copy !req
424. I know you're kidding, but Hercules
is actually a very good landlord.Copy !req
425. Sometimes when they
go on nice vacations,Copy !req
426. I'm allowed to use
the hot tub.Copy !req
427. Man, I don't know how Batman
does it. It is super scary up here.Copy !req
428. Hey, will you grab the binoculars?
They're in my stakeout bag.Copy !req
429. Your stakeout bag
is 98% nuts.Copy !req
430. I get snacky.Copy !req
431. Besides, nuts are super
healthy. They're like 0% fat.Copy !req
432. Jake, that's not
true at all.Copy !req
433. It's actually the opposite.Copy !req
434. What? That nut vendor
lied to me.Copy !req
435. I think a pigeon just
flew out of your car.Copy !req
436. Yeah, the windows
don't exactly roll up.Copy !req
437. The car's a piece of crap.Copy !req
438. Why do you love it so much?Copy !req
439. You really
want to know?Copy !req
440. I was two days out of the academy,
super nervous.Copy !req
441. I saw this guy run out of a
bodega clutching a bunch of cash.Copy !req
442. So, I pursued him, on foot.Copy !req
443. Eleven blocks.Copy !req
444. Finally catch him, cuff him,Copy !req
445. throw him up against
that car.Copy !req
446. Turned out there was a
"for sale" sign in the window.Copy !req
447. And, it being the best day of my life,
I bought it.Copy !req
448. Thus, began the debt.Copy !req
449. "Crushing debt."Copy !req
450. Yeah. You do know me.Copy !req
451. Nut?Copy !req
452. Only if you throw it.Copy !req
453. Ready? Ready?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
454. Nice.Copy !req
455. Ready?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
456. What are you doing?Copy !req
457. Trying to catch it
in your nose?Copy !req
458. I got it. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
459. All right. It's Holt.
Keep practicing.Copy !req
460. Okay.Copy !req
461. Peralta.
Oh, good news, Peralta.Copy !req
462. I found someone from the night
shift to relieve you on your stakeout.Copy !req
463. Oh, I can still make
Times Square.Copy !req
464. Um...Copy !req
465. You know, Captain, hold off on
the relief team. We're already here.Copy !req
466. Plus, I'm curious to see
what happens.Copy !req
467. Okay. It's your call.
All right.Copy !req
468. What did Holt want?Copy !req
469. Just checking in. How
you doing? Any progress?Copy !req
470. Yep, watch.Copy !req
471. The key is volume.
I see that.Copy !req
472. So be honest,
if you'd won the bet,Copy !req
473. were you really
gonna destroy my car?Copy !req
474. No. I was gonna drive it.Copy !req
475. So I could learn stick.Copy !req
476. You wouldn't.
I would.Copy !req
477. Would have been like...Copy !req
478. No, no!Copy !req
479. Hey, hey.Copy !req
480. There's our guys.Copy !req
481. What's the play here?Copy !req
482. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
483. Give me the ring.Copy !req
484. Now give me some nuts.Copy !req
485. I'm snacky.Copy !req
486. All right, fine, darling.
I'll ask him.Copy !req
487. Will that make you happy?
Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
488. Uh, we're kinda
busy here.Copy !req
489. Yeah. My girlfriend here
thinks we're lost.Copy !req
490. No. I know we're lost.
I think he's an idiot.Copy !req
491. Idiot? You know why we're out
here in the middle of the night, Susan?Copy !req
492. I was gonna propose
to you.Copy !req
493. On the Brooklyn Bridge,
where we met.Copy !req
494. Brooklyn Bridge? We met
on the Manhattan Bridge!Copy !req
495. You know what? This is over.Copy !req
496. Say goodbye to the ring
and everything it represents!Copy !req
497. Oh! You son of a bitch!Copy !req
498. Hey! Hey! Stop yelling!Copy !req
499. Hey, no one talks
to Susan like that.Copy !req
500. And you know what... On the ground.
NYPD! NYPD! You're under arrest!Copy !req
501. Nice work.Copy !req
502. You, too.Copy !req
503. I'm sad you're all
arresting me,Copy !req
504. but I gotta say,
I'm glad you're back together.Copy !req
505. Hey, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
506. Uh-oh. It's happening.Copy !req
507. Remember when I took
those bullets for you?Copy !req
508. Okay, let's do this.Copy !req
509. I think you're sweet.Copy !req
510. I didn't know it was you.Copy !req
511. When I jumped in front of those bullets,
I didn't know who I was protecting.Copy !req
512. I just saw a gun and an NYPD vest,
and so I dove on instinct.Copy !req
513. You've been extra nice to me because
you thought I risked my life for you,Copy !req
514. but, I only did what every
good cop would do.Copy !req
515. When you finally
go out with me,Copy !req
516. and you will,Copy !req
517. it'll be because I do things that
only Charles Boyle would do.Copy !req
518. Um, actually,
I have a coat in here.Copy !req
519. It's, uh...Copy !req
520. It's like... Actually,
I see it. It's like...Copy !req
521. It's blue...
It's like right...Copy !req
522. Excellent job on the
stakeout last night.Copy !req
523. I'm glad to see you twoCopy !req
524. still work well together
despite that ridiculous bet.Copy !req
525. Thanks. Me, too.Copy !req
526. And I appreciate you
turning down the relief team.Copy !req
527. I'm not sure they
could've made that bust.Copy !req
528. Yeah... Right.Copy !req
529. The relief team.Copy !req
530. So...Copy !req
531. Sorry you lost
so much money last night.Copy !req
532. Guess you can add it
to your list of bad dates.Copy !req
533. Nah, it still goes
on the good date list.Copy !req
534. You know, 'cause we
caught the bad guys.Copy !req
535. That's very mature of you.Copy !req
536. Well, I am a very
mature man.Copy !req
537. Package for
Amy Santiago.Copy !req
538. That's me.
Special Delivery from...Copy !req
539. Jake Peralta to say,Copy !req
540. "Thanks for last night."Copy !req
541. Oh, no. I forgot to cancel.Copy !req
542. Here I am
Cancel what?Copy !req
543. Sir,
you don't have to... Oh!Copy !req
544. Rock you like a hurricane
All right. So...Copy !req
545. No! Okay.
Ah, okay.Copy !req
546. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
547. Stepping in.
Stepping in.Copy !req
548. I'll take this
bullet for you.Copy !req
549. Hitchcock,
what are you doing?Copy !req
550. I thought...
Aren't we all gonna... No?Copy !req