1. He's here! Boyle's here!Copy !req
2. This is so fun! I wish you
guys got shot more often.Copy !req
3. Buh, buh, buh,
back in the Nine-Nine!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Welcome back, Detective.Copy !req
6. Wow. Is this all for me?Copy !req
7. Of course it is. What are
you wearing there, buddy?Copy !req
8. Oh. None of my pants fit
over my butt cast.Copy !req
9. Lucky for me, my mom
lent me her leg warmers.Copy !req
10. That is lucky.Copy !req
11. Pretty sweet scooter.Copy !req
12. Oh, yeah, I know!
Check out these donuts!Copy !req
13. Whoo-hoo.Copy !req
14. Ah, that went terribly. Can
I help you with something?Copy !req
15. No, no.
Everything's under control.Copy !req
16. I picked up a couple
reacher-grabbers.Copy !req
17. Yeah.Copy !req
18. So I'm able to do everything
that I used to do.Copy !req
19. So now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go make myself a morning cup of coffee,Copy !req
20. like I do every day.Copy !req
21. Eh.Copy !req
22. Okay. Just gotta...
No problem.Copy !req
23. Oh!Copy !req
24. The heart is the hardest part.
Oh.Copy !req
25. Let me get that
for you, Boyle.Copy !req
26. No need. No need at all.Copy !req
27. That's sweet, Rosa.
Here we go.Copy !req
28. Ah. Hey, Charles, just take
my coffee. It's fresh.Copy !req
29. Okay, I guess.
I mean, if you don't mind.Copy !req
30. All right, you got it?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
31. Ah.
All righty.Copy !req
32. No problem. Why wouldn't
you just use your other hand?Copy !req
33. Hot coffee in my cast.Copy !req
34. Cold milk. Cold milk.Copy !req
35. Now it's coming
out the bottom.Copy !req
36. It is coming out the bottom of my cast.
Ew.Copy !req
37. Hey. What's going on?Copy !req
38. Just picked him up on a dozen
counts of identity theft.Copy !req
39. His name's Doug Judy.Copy !req
40. You ever seen him before?
No.Copy !req
41. Rosa, Rosa, RosaCopy !req
42. Oh, yeahCopy !req
43. Beautiful RosaCopy !req
44. I think he's into me.Copy !req
45. What do you do
to these perps?Copy !req
46. Fear is a powerful
aphrodisiac.Copy !req
47. Anyway, he said he wants to speak
to "John or Jack Peralta or whatever."Copy !req
48. What does he want with me?Copy !req
49. And should I change
my name to Jack Peralta?Copy !req
50. Sounds badass.Copy !req
51. Jack Peralta...
Crocodile Hunter.Copy !req
52. Yeah. He said
he wants a deal.Copy !req
53. He has information about
some dude who steals Pontiacs.Copy !req
54. Pontiacs? He knows
about the Pontiac Bandit.Copy !req
55. Listen to me.
He specifically saidCopy !req
56. he knows a guy
who steals Pontiacs?Copy !req
57. Yeah. I just said that.
Chill, man.Copy !req
58. Okay. Okay. Sorry.Copy !req
59. Okay.Copy !req
60. Hey, Diaz, come in here.
Talk to me.Copy !req
61. This dude is super horny.Copy !req
62. Yeah.Copy !req
63. Ah. Ah, ow. Whoa.Copy !req
64. Backing up, guys.Copy !req
65. Oh, are you? Huh.Copy !req
66. Please get
out of my way. I am physically disabled.Copy !req
67. One of these buttons. Please get
out of my way. I am physically disabled.Copy !req
68. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
69. Oh, you don't have to
apologize for anything, Boyle.Copy !req
70. You were shot in the line of duty,
defending a fellow officer.Copy !req
71. You know, the doctor saidCopy !req
72. that if the bullet wasCopy !req
73. 2 millimeters to the leftCopy !req
74. and a foot higher,Copy !req
75. I might never
have walked again.Copy !req
76. Everyone here appreciates
your heroism, Boyle.Copy !req
77. We all want your
first day back to beCopy !req
78. as pleasant and as
comfortable as possible.Copy !req
79. Right, Detectives?Copy !req
80. Absolutely. Hey, Boyle,
you want to chooseCopy !req
81. where we order lunch
from today?Copy !req
82. Really? You're lifting
the lifetime ban?Copy !req
83. I thought my lunch choices
were quote, unquote,Copy !req
84. horrifying adventures
in diarrhea.Copy !req
85. Today, Charles, we take
that adventure with you.Copy !req
86. All right! I've been craving
Sudanese all day!Copy !req
87. I'll print out some menus.Copy !req
88. Ouch. You ran over my foot.Copy !req
89. I am in incredible pain.Copy !req
90. I used to work
at a chop shop.Copy !req
91. It was chill. Decent hours, good benefits,
you could work while you were high.Copy !req
92. Which I never did
'cause that's irresponsible.Copy !req
93. Anyway, we did
a lot of workCopy !req
94. for this dude
who stole Pontiacs.Copy !req
95. The Pontiac Bandit!Copy !req
96. Okay. We called him
Bill, but whatever.Copy !req
97. No, not "whatever."Copy !req
98. The Pontiac Bandit
is my nemesis.Copy !req
99. I've been chasing this
guy for eight years.Copy !req
100. He's stolen
hundreds of cars.Copy !req
101. All of them Pontiacs.Copy !req
102. He's never left
any evidenceCopy !req
103. and he's never been
caught on camera.Copy !req
104. The guy is a ghost.Copy !req
105. Super ghost.
He's a super ghost.Copy !req
106. Before we go any further,Copy !req
107. we need to know
if you're for real.Copy !req
108. Describe the guy.Copy !req
109. Asian dude. Maybe 5'8".Copy !req
110. Spiky black hair.
Rocks in both ears.Copy !req
111. Always wears a black suit,
and speaks with a British accent,Copy !req
112. like my girl,
Dame Judi Dench.Copy !req
113. I have impeccable taste.Copy !req
114. So would you say he looksCopy !req
115. sort of like this?Copy !req
116. That's Bill.Copy !req
117. This is a composite sketch
from 10 interviews I've done.Copy !req
118. Perfect match.Copy !req
119. So all you know is what a bunch of
other mopes have said over the years?Copy !req
120. Anything else?
Yeah.Copy !req
121. I know how to get
in touch with him.Copy !req
122. Doug Judy!Copy !req
123. You wanted
to see me, Captain?Copy !req
124. My husband's dog, Cheddar, had
relations with a neighbor dog, Karate,Copy !req
125. and produced these two
smaller dogs.Copy !req
126. He insisted that I find them a
good home, with someone we trust.Copy !req
127. You can trust me! Dogs
are my whole life. Also work.Copy !req
128. Doing work
and hanging with dogs.Copy !req
129. That's my lifestyle!Copy !req
130. You're allergic to dogs,
aren't you?Copy !req
131. No. I just need an EpiPen, because my
happiness is making my throat close up.Copy !req
132. Hand me the small
dog, Santiago.Copy !req
133. So the burner phone that
Doug Judy used to contactCopy !req
134. the Pontiac Bandit
is at his mom's house.Copy !req
135. He's agreed to help us catch the Bandit
if we drop all charges against him.Copy !req
136. How many cars would you say
this Pontiac Bandit has stolen?Copy !req
137. Two hundred and thirty
that I know of.Copy !req
138. But the real number
could be in the millions.Copy !req
139. You're not very
good at math. Hmm.Copy !req
140. What are the charges
against Judy?Copy !req
141. Twelve counts of identity theft. But
I've been chasing him for a month.Copy !req
142. Oh, a month.Copy !req
143. I've been trying to catch the
Pontiac Bandit for eight years!Copy !req
144. You know how many
months that is?Copy !req
145. Ninety-six. Eighty...
Forty... Six years... Months.Copy !req
146. Do you need a math tutor? Because
the department will provide one for you.Copy !req
147. I can't tell if
you're being serious.Copy !req
148. I'm on the fence here.Copy !req
149. Diaz caught him.
It's your call.Copy !req
150. Look, this guy's for real.
A thousand push-ups.Copy !req
151. A thousand
push-ups? Really? Yes.Copy !req
152. Okay. I'm in.Copy !req
153. What's "a thousand push-ups"?Copy !req
154. Oh, we were in the academy
together and we hated all the drills.Copy !req
155. So now when we're on a case and
one of us says "a thousand push-ups,"Copy !req
156. it means, I'm so sure I'm right that if
I'm wrong I'll do a thousand push-ups.Copy !req
157. It's a pact we made. It really
just means "trust me." And I do.Copy !req
158. Okay. Make the deal.Copy !req
159. Yes! I've got you now,
Pontiac Bandit!Copy !req
160. Whoo! Feels good to finally
say that in front of actual peopleCopy !req
161. instead of just the mirror.Copy !req
162. All right. So we grab the burner,
catch the Bandit, become police legends.Copy !req
163. My mom's car's here.
She's home.Copy !req
164. You gotta take these
cuffs off. No way.Copy !req
165. She doesn't know
I'm a criminal.Copy !req
166. She thinks I own an architecture
firm with all white employees.Copy !req
167. That's racist. Why stop there?
Why not tell her you're an astronaut?Copy !req
168. 'Cause space is scary. You
saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!Copy !req
169. Yeah, I'm with him on this one. I'll
stay on Earth, thank you very much.Copy !req
170. Yeah. Right.
Come on, Rosa.Copy !req
171. We can play act with his mom
for two minutes to get a lead.Copy !req
172. Fine.Copy !req
173. One false move and I tase
you in front of your mom.Copy !req
174. Dougie!
Oh, my beautiful boy.Copy !req
175. Well, shouldn't you
be at work?Copy !req
176. Never too busy to
see my mama. Oh.Copy !req
177. Mama, this is
my girlfriend, Rosa.Copy !req
178. And this is my personal assistant,
Mangy Carl.Copy !req
179. Ah, it's nice to meet you.
You can just call me Carl.Copy !req
180. Mangy Carl used to be
a homeless gentleman.Copy !req
181. I work with a charity
that finds jobsCopy !req
182. for down-on-their-luck
white people.Copy !req
183. Oh. He's just a big old angel.Copy !req
184. He's been so good
to the whites.Copy !req
185. Yes, he is.
Yeah.Copy !req
186. This guy.Copy !req
187. Oh.Copy !req
188. Hey, speaking of which, we should
probably grab that phone, you know,Copy !req
189. so you can get back
to architecturals.Copy !req
190. Yes. It's in
the spare bedroom.Copy !req
191. I'll go with you.
It's a mess.Copy !req
192. Actually, we can handle it
on our own, ma'am.Copy !req
193. Thank you so much.Copy !req
194. Why don't you just stay up
here and chap it up with Rosa?Copy !req
195. Well, that sounds nice!Copy !req
196. We can get to know
each other a little.Copy !req
197. I love getting to know
people. It's my jam.Copy !req
198. Oh, how good
is this food?Copy !req
199. I'm eating it!Copy !req
200. They accidentally
put a stone in mine.Copy !req
201. Oh. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
202. That's the hoof.Copy !req
203. That's the best part
of the stew.Copy !req
204. Oh, man.Copy !req
205. Think of it as marrow nugget
wrapped in a thick toenail.Copy !req
206. Mmm.Copy !req
207. Hey, did I tell you guys
what the doctor said?Copy !req
208. Mmm-hmm.
A couple times.Copy !req
209. But we'd love
to hear it again.Copy !req
210. He said that if the bullet
was a fraction of an inchCopy !req
211. to the left and 2 feet up,
it would have hit my brain.Copy !req
212. Oh.
Yeah.Copy !req
213. Yeah.Copy !req
214. Ugh.Copy !req
215. Back in the game.
When can we meet?Copy !req
216. Damn, you're a good assistant.
I could get used to this.Copy !req
217. How long till he
usually gets back to you?Copy !req
218. Mmm, like 10 minutes.
Chill, Mangy.Copy !req
219. I can't chill. I've never
been this close before.Copy !req
220. I gotta admit, your enthusiasm
makes me want you to catch him.Copy !req
221. Thank you.
Are these LaserDiscs?Copy !req
222. Yeah. I robbed a Tower
Records back in '92.Copy !req
223. Kept my faves.
Doug Judy.Copy !req
224. Ooh.Copy !req
225. Blade Runner, Tron...Copy !req
226. Oh! Fievel Goes West?Copy !req
227. Yes, sir. I love that little mouse.
His journey, the story of America.Copy !req
228. I could not agree more.Copy !req
229. Fievel?
Papa.Copy !req
230. Fievel!
Papa!Copy !req
231. Fievel!
Papa!Copy !req
232. Fievel!
You guys having fun?Copy !req
233. Hey.Copy !req
234. 'Cause I'm not. His mom
put this stupid braid in my hair!Copy !req
235. Oh, it looks beautiful.Copy !req
236. Yeah. It's kind of cute.Copy !req
237. Please have my children.Copy !req
238. It's him. Parking lot on Flatbush
and Vanderbilt in 15 minutes.Copy !req
239. Let's go.Copy !req
240. Wait, wait, wait,
wait. Diaz looks like a dirty criminal,Copy !req
241. but you look
like a cop, man.Copy !req
242. You can't go over there like
that. What'd you have in mind?Copy !req
243. Don't call it a comebackCopy !req
244. I been here for years
Rockin' my peersCopy !req
245. And putting suckas in fear
Makin' the tears rain downCopy !req
246. Like a monsoonCopy !req
247. Listen to the bass go boomCopy !req
248. Explosion, overpowerin'Copy !req
249. Over the competitionCopy !req
250. I'm towerin'...Copy !req
251. I don't look
like a cop now!Copy !req
252. No, you look like
a Boyz II Men Easter album.Copy !req
253. Burn.Copy !req
254. It's not a burn.
It's cool.Copy !req
255. Gina, we've been looking
all over for you.Copy !req
256. You can't just disappear
and leave a sign on your deskCopy !req
257. that says "Gone leavin'."Copy !req
258. I'm hiding from Charles.
I can't take him anymore.Copy !req
259. It's safe in here because his scooter
can't get up the steps in the hallway.Copy !req
260. Gina. Have some compassion.Copy !req
261. Boyle got hurt doing
something brave.Copy !req
262. You didn't have to do
physical therapy with him, Amy.Copy !req
263. Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, push!
Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, push!Copy !req
264. All this cycling makes me
feel like Lance Armstrong.Copy !req
265. Like you use performance
enhancing drugs and have one teste?Copy !req
266. Wouldn't you like to know?Copy !req
267. How long can you possibly
hide in here?Copy !req
268. I sent all the Captain's
calls here.Copy !req
269. My phone battery's
at 100% chargeCopy !req
270. and I have 10 loose diner
mints in my purse.Copy !req
271. This is my home now.Copy !req
272. I gotta say, this suit
is growing on me.Copy !req
273. Looks good.Copy !req
274. Is it triple-breasted somehow?
There's no such thing.Copy !req
275. What about the girl in
Total Recall?Copy !req
276. Mmm. Triple bitties.
Triple bitties. Triple bitties.Copy !req
277. There's no sign of anyone.Copy !req
278. Ah.
You sure about this?Copy !req
279. A thousand push-ups.
Okay.Copy !req
280. Heads up.Copy !req
281. Who the hell are you?
Where's Bill?Copy !req
282. He hadn't heard from you
in a while,Copy !req
283. so he sent me to make sure
everything was cool.Copy !req
284. Apparently, it's not.
Who are they?Copy !req
285. They're with me. This is the buyer,
Carl Mangerman.Copy !req
286. What's up? I don't know them,
I don't trust them.Copy !req
287. He meets with you, alone,
or it's off.Copy !req
288. I'll text the address.Copy !req
289. Come on! I promise you this.Copy !req
290. They have not heard
the last of Carl Mangerman.Copy !req
291. Sergeant, I'd like you to meet
Richard and Dan. They are puppies.Copy !req
292. Very cute, sir.Copy !req
293. Maybe your twins would like some little,
furry friends?Copy !req
294. I'm sorry, sir,
but that's impossible.Copy !req
295. With the twins learning how to walk,
chaos reigns at the Jeffords household.Copy !req
296. I can't let those innocent pups into that
madhouse. Terry won't do you like that!Copy !req
297. I understand.Copy !req
298. Just know,
you have disappointed all three of us.Copy !req
299. That's cold, sir.Copy !req
300. All right, it's worth the
risk. We send him in alone.Copy !req
301. No, we do not. Something
doesn't smell right to me.Copy !req
302. Could be my dad's suit.
He died in it.Copy !req
303. He died in it? Oh, man!Copy !req
304. They just
sent the location.Copy !req
305. Man, this dude is cautious.Copy !req
306. If I show up one minute late,
or I'm not alone, he's done with me.Copy !req
307. This is your last shot.Copy !req
308. I can't let the Pontiac
Bandit get away.Copy !req
309. Put a wire on him,
get a tactical team in as back-up.Copy !req
310. It's the only way.Copy !req
311. Doug Judy and I know this
guy. You have to trust us.Copy !req
312. Do I? One of you
is a criminal,Copy !req
313. and the other one is
dressed like Steve Harvey.Copy !req
314. It's over.
I'm ending this now.Copy !req
315. Sorry, Jake.
Seriously?Copy !req
316. Yeah. A thousand push-ups.Copy !req
317. Well, I raise you. Two
thousand push-ups. What?Copy !req
318. That's not how this works! I said a
thousand push-ups. You have to back me up.Copy !req
319. That's the pact.
End of story.Copy !req
320. Well, I break the pact.Copy !req
321. I hope you understand how
serious this is to me.Copy !req
322. Come on, Rosa.Copy !req
323. Can't you read between
the lines, man?Copy !req
324. Don't quote Die Hard.Copy !req
325. Sorry. But we're still
sending him in alone.Copy !req
326. We need evidence.
So get him talking.Copy !req
327. Ask questions about money,
cars, specifics.Copy !req
328. I'm gettin' kind of nervous,
man. This dude is for real.Copy !req
329. You sure you got
everything covered?Copy !req
330. Yeah.Copy !req
331. There's a body on the back door,
eyes on the side door and two guysCopy !req
332. out on the corner.
You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
333. What about choppers? You got
choppers with snipers and rockets?Copy !req
334. No one has rocket choppers,
although that does sound amazing.Copy !req
335. So what did I miss?
Tell me all the jokes.Copy !req
336. Everything funny
that happened.Copy !req
337. Uh, Charles, we really
need to get back to...Copy !req
338. Hitchcock called himself
Scully by accident.Copy !req
339. I did! But it brought me
and Scully closer together.Copy !req
340. That's great.
What else?Copy !req
341. Oh. Oh, I laughed too hard
and lost another highlighter.Copy !req
342. Does anyone have
skinny forearms?Copy !req
343. Fine.
Great.Copy !req
344. Yeah, it's way
down there by my butt.Copy !req
345. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.Copy !req
346. Is that it?
Yep, yep.Copy !req
347. Oh. Okay.
Right there.Copy !req
348. Got it. Oh, my God.Copy !req
349. Where's my
grandmother's ring?Copy !req
350. Oop. Found it.Copy !req
351. I'll be right back.Copy !req
352. Please get
out of my way. I am physically disabled.Copy !req
353. Please get out of my way.Copy !req
354. Welcome to the
Boyle-free zone.Copy !req
355. Please turn off all cell phones so as
not to attract any unwanted attention.Copy !req
356. Can I offer you a mint?Copy !req
357. We've got eyes on the Bandit.
He's a block away.Copy !req
358. You ready?Copy !req
359. You and me, Jakey,
we were born ready.Copy !req
360. Go, Judy, go.Copy !req
361. We meet at last,
Pontiac Bandit.Copy !req
362. For eight years
I've tracked you.Copy !req
363. And today,
I'm taking you down.Copy !req
364. Doug Judy, can you hear me?
Say something to test the wire.Copy !req
365. Hey, Diaz. After we put
the cuffs on this guy,Copy !req
366. I'll be free for dinner.
You like spaghetti and weed?Copy !req
367. The mic works.Copy !req
368. My man. What's up?Copy !req
369. Pleasure to
see you again.Copy !req
370. Let's talk about cars.Copy !req
371. I got my shop up and running again,
I can do anything you want.Copy !req
372. Blue cars, red cars.
Big cars, small cars.Copy !req
373. You know... Cars. Cars...Copy !req
374. What's he doing?
Talking about cars.Copy !req
375. Boyle. Where is everyone?Copy !req
376. Hiding from me
in the evidence room.Copy !req
377. They think I don't know but Gina's
been live tweeting the whole thing.Copy !req
378. She live tweets everything.Copy !req
379. Ruined Downton Abbey for me.Copy !req
380. Maybe it was too soon
for me to come back.Copy !req
381. I would've just stayed at home,
but I was getting lonely and bored.Copy !req
382. One day I looked out the window
for four hours. I didn't see anything.Copy !req
383. Hmm.Copy !req
384. You know what else
is great about cars?Copy !req
385. The way they look. How they stop,
how they start.Copy !req
386. That's it. I'm calling it.
No!Copy !req
387. Move, people.
We're going in now.Copy !req
388. NYPD! Down! Down!
On your knees!Copy !req
389. Hands on your head.Copy !req
390. Gotcha, Pontiac Bandit.Copy !req
391. Where's Doug Judy?Copy !req
392. He went to the bathroom. I'm
just here to give him a haircut.Copy !req
393. I don't know
what's going on!Copy !req
394. A likely story, Pontiac... But actually
you do have a lot of hair products.Copy !req
395. He's gone. He ran.Copy !req
396. Why would he do that?Copy !req
397. He helped us catch
the Pontiac Bandit.Copy !req
398. That was the deal. It doesn't
make any sense, unless...Copy !req
399. Doug Judy
is the Pontiac Bandit.Copy !req
400. Put out an APB. Seal off
everything for a 20-block radius.Copy !req
401. Yeah, don't bother looking
for me. I'm in the wind.Copy !req
402. If you're close enough for me to hear you,
you're close enough for me to catch you.Copy !req
403. Nah. I got a relay
set up, brother.Copy !req
404. So if you're the Pontiac Bandit,
who's this joker?Copy !req
405. Couple years ago
you were getting really close,Copy !req
406. so I started telling all my
associates if they ever got caught,Copy !req
407. they should
describe me as...Copy !req
408. Asian dude, 5'8",
spiky hair...Copy !req
409. Wears diamond earrings.
And has a...Copy !req
410. British accent.Copy !req
411. So then you hired a guy who
matched that exact description.Copy !req
412. No, no, no, no, no. That's my barber,
Norman Lee. He gave me the idea.Copy !req
413. You know if you can't come in,
I do house calls.Copy !req
414. You just text me a location,
and I could be there in half an hour.Copy !req
415. Good to know.Copy !req
416. You know, you should
actually use him while he's there.Copy !req
417. He'll give you a dope fade.Copy !req
418. I get dope enough fades from
my current barber, thank you.Copy !req
419. So you dragged us over here,
went in there,Copy !req
420. pretended to talk and then
snuck out the basement, am I right?Copy !req
421. The basement connected to another
basement, which connected to a garage.Copy !req
422. Which is where my boy
picked me up.Copy !req
423. Your boy?Copy !req
424. Oh, that guy from the meet-up,
he works for you.Copy !req
425. Woop. Woop. Woop.Copy !req
426. He pretended to be spooked
by me and Diaz in the parking lot,Copy !req
427. to make sure that we'd let you
go to the next meeting by yourself.Copy !req
428. Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding!Copy !req
429. You win a teddy bear!Copy !req
430. You lied to me, Doug Judy.
I gotta be honest.Copy !req
431. I'm pretty disappointed
right now.Copy !req
432. I mean, was that
even really your mom?Copy !req
433. Hell, yeah,
that's my real mom.Copy !req
434. I wanted to see her one
last time before I disappeared.Copy !req
435. I told you
I was sensitive, Rosa.Copy !req
436. Yeah, you did. Why don't you come
back here and take me out to dinner?Copy !req
437. Ah. I know
you're trying to trap me,Copy !req
438. but crazy thing is,
I'm tempted.Copy !req
439. That's how hot I find you. Sorry,
it had to go down this way, Peralta.Copy !req
440. Maybe we could've been
friends in another world,Copy !req
441. if I hadn't just fooled you
like a little bitch!Copy !req
442. Bitch!Copy !req
443. Okay.Copy !req
444. Hey, Captain. We thought we'd get
more work done in here because...Copy !req
445. You're all hiding
from Boyle.Copy !req
446. Not me, Captain.
I was napping.Copy !req
447. That's worse.Copy !req
448. Captain, we all think
Boyle's a hero,Copy !req
449. but it's very difficult to
be around him right now.Copy !req
450. I was in the bathroom with him,
sir. It was a nightmare.Copy !req
451. Hey, Sarge. This cast
has a special crotch hole.Copy !req
452. It's like a doggy door
for my penis.Copy !req
453. Shake.Copy !req
454. That man took a bullet
for this precinct!Copy !req
455. He's a guy who is always
looking for love and friendship,Copy !req
456. and he needs it now
more than ever.Copy !req
457. But you all turned
your backs on him!Copy !req
458. And you should all
be ashamed of yourselves.Copy !req
459. I'm sorry.
Those puppies are so cute.Copy !req
460. They do undercut
your tone a bit, sir.Copy !req
461. But on the plus side,
I think I know what to do with them.Copy !req
462. Detective Boyle, I think you might be
able to give these dogs a good home.Copy !req
463. You are off the scooter.Copy !req
464. If you have fallen,
please call a doctor.Copy !req
465. I don't know, Captain,
I don't know if I should... Okay. Oh.Copy !req
466. It tickles.
They like me so much.Copy !req
467. Are you crying, Santiago?Copy !req
468. I'm so allergic.Copy !req
469. Can you tell the scooter
to call an ambulance?Copy !req
470. Hey. So, I went back to
the mom's house.Copy !req
471. Unsurprisingly,
a dead end.Copy !req
472. I got a lot of work
to do, Peralta.Copy !req
473. Wait. I wanna say something.Copy !req
474. We've worked together long enough
that I know how much you hate apologies.Copy !req
475. I just wanna ask you to join
the Doug Judy case, officially.Copy !req
476. As partners.
I want to catch this guyCopy !req
477. and I can't do it
without you.Copy !req
478. No. You can't.Copy !req
479. Now, I believe I owe you
a thousand push-ups.Copy !req
480. I don't care about the push-ups, Jake.
I care that you didn't honor our pact.Copy !req
481. I've always trusted you,
and when you did that,Copy !req
482. it made me feel like
you don't trust me.Copy !req
483. I know. And I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
484. No. It won't.
Now get down on the floor.Copy !req
485. What? You just said you
didn't care about the push-ups.Copy !req
486. I changed my mind.Copy !req
487. Fair enough.Copy !req
488. A pact's a pact.Copy !req
489. One, two, three...Copy !req
490. Six hundred twelve.Copy !req
491. Night, Peralta.Copy !req
492. Night.
Night.Copy !req
493. Six hundred and thirteen.
Hey, Ronald.Copy !req
494. One thousand
is so many push-ups.Copy !req
495. I'm never gonna make it.
What am I at?Copy !req
496. Nine hundred and one.Copy !req
497. Thank you, Captain.Copy !req
498. You said two thousand.
Remember?Copy !req
499. I should've
trusted you!Copy !req