1. Happy Turkey Day.
Yes! Right out of the gate.Copy !req
2. What? What's going on?Copy !req
3. We're playing Boyle Bingo,
Thanksgiving Edition.Copy !req
4. Everyone filled out their cards with
possible Charles-related scenarios.Copy !req
5. First to "Bingo"
gets 100 bucks.Copy !req
6. I had "Boyle calls it 'Turkey
Day"' in the center square.Copy !req
7. "Boyle explains that
they ate lobstersCopy !req
8. "at the first
Thanksgiving."Copy !req
9. They did.
Back in that time,Copy !req
10. they called lobsters
"ocean bugs."Copy !req
11. And I'll just mark it
off for you.Copy !req
12. I think I've got
the winning card here.Copy !req
13. "Boyle tells us that he played
Pocahontas in his third grade play."Copy !req
14. All the girls
were too big.Copy !req
15. This is a fun one. "Boyle says,
'Gobble, gobble, gobble."'Copy !req
16. Well, now that I know
you want me to say that,Copy !req
17. I'll just say it
with two gobbles.Copy !req
18. Gobble, gobble.Copy !req
19. Gobble. God, it just... It
just sounds right that way.Copy !req
20. I don't like
this game. Ha!Copy !req
21. "Boyle objects
to Boyle Bingo."Copy !req
22. Come on, guys. "Boyle says,
'Come on, guys."'Copy !req
23. That's two for Terry.Copy !req
24. Well, guess what? I can spoil
your little game by sitting over hereCopy !req
25. quietly all day and
doing nothing. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
26. Anybody have "Boyle
falls on floor"? No one?Copy !req
27. That's a victory. That's
a victory for Boyle. Boom!Copy !req
28. Boyle says, "Boom!"Copy !req
29. Check it out,
chair jockeys.Copy !req
30. While you were busy
tickling the ivoriesCopy !req
31. on your computers,Copy !req
32. I was doing a bust.Copy !req
33. Cocaine!
Thanks, Lucius.Copy !req
34. He ran, I pursued...Copy !req
35. Whole thing turned into
an awesome car chase.Copy !req
36. NYPD!Copy !req
37. Hey!Copy !req
38. Come on! Move, move!Copy !req
39. Hey, there, criminal!
It's me, Johnny Law.Copy !req
40. Well, at least
you're done earlyCopy !req
41. so you have time
to go homeCopy !req
42. and change for my
Thanksgiving dinner.Copy !req
43. Why do
we have to dress upCopy !req
44. for Thanksgiving?Copy !req
45. I don't even celebrate
that stuff.Copy !req
46. The whole holiday
is based on overeating.Copy !req
47. We should be wearing velvet
track suits and diapers.Copy !req
48. Jacket and tie.Copy !req
49. Rosa's even wearing
her formal leather jacket.Copy !req
50. It's the one without
any blood on it.Copy !req
51. You're gonna
dress up.Copy !req
52. And you're gonna
give a toastCopy !req
53. about what
you're thankful for.Copy !req
54. Start preparing.Copy !req
55. Oh, I prefer not to
prepare for my toasts.Copy !req
56. I just wing them,
like scat jazz.Copy !req
57. Are we singing?
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
58. That's nice.
You don't have to.Copy !req
59. I'm not
dressing up for your party.Copy !req
60. Damn it, Boyle.
You left the fridge open.Copy !req
61. The door couldn't shutCopy !req
62. because of your empty
pizza box.Copy !req
63. Pizza? Please. This is
a butternut squashCopy !req
64. and truffle butter flatbread.Copy !req
65. Everything's spoiled.
My lunch is ruined!Copy !req
66. My chicken. My potatoes.
My pasta. My meatballs.Copy !req
67. My ham. My yogurt.Copy !req
68. Oh, that's a lot of yogurt.
I love yogurt.Copy !req
69. So, this is your lunch
for, like, the month?Copy !req
70. I need to eat
10,000 calories a dayCopy !req
71. to maintain muscle mass.Copy !req
72. My wife made me
all of thisCopy !req
73. before she left town
with the kids.Copy !req
74. That was everything
in my fridge.Copy !req
75. Scully.
Hey-a, Sarge.Copy !req
76. I know you got a secret stash
of food hidden somewhere.Copy !req
77. Oh, no. No, I don't.
Where is it?Copy !req
78. Is it in your pockets?
Oh, come on.Copy !req
79. I'm gonna shake it out of
your pockets. Turn around.Copy !req
80. Sarge. Oh. Sarge!Copy !req
81. Go limp, Scully.
Oh, wow.Copy !req
82. This is fun!Copy !req
83. Release your sweets!Copy !req
84. Can I help you, Santiago?Copy !req
85. Oh, Captain. Didn't expect
to see you there.Copy !req
86. In my office?Copy !req
87. So, I just wanted to make sure that
you knew about the Thanksgiving dinnerCopy !req
88. I'm hosting
for the squad after work.Copy !req
89. Yes. I received your "Save
the Date" decorative gourd.Copy !req
90. Your ornamental cornucopia.Copy !req
91. And this beautiful hand-crafted
card of a turkey wearing a top hat.Copy !req
92. It's a pilgrim's hat.
Where's the buckle, Santiago?Copy !req
93. The buckle.Copy !req
94. My husband is out of town for work. So,
of course I will attend your dinner.Copy !req
95. Cool! Whatever.Copy !req
96. Yeah, don't worry
about it either way.Copy !req
97. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
98. Yes!
Why so excited?Copy !req
99. Did you make the cover of
Hair Pulled Back magazine?Copy !req
100. The Captain is coming
to my party.Copy !req
101. I'm gonna give a toast,
tell him how thankful I amCopy !req
102. to have him
in the precinct,Copy !req
103. and officially ask him
to be my mentor.Copy !req
104. Wait, are you only
hosting dinnerCopy !req
105. because you want to
suck up to Holt?Copy !req
106. Not cool.Copy !req
107. This was supposed
to be about friendship.Copy !req
108. You said you were only coming to see if
my apartment was the reason I was single,Copy !req
109. or if it was my personality
like you suspected.Copy !req
110. Yeah, but that was before I knew
I could get up on this high horse.Copy !req
111. Love the view up here.Copy !req
112. Clip, clop. Clip, clop.
Clip, clop.Copy !req
113. Same to you, Your Honor.Copy !req
114. Oh, what judge
were you talking to?Copy !req
115. That was my mother. You
call your mom "Your Honor"?Copy !req
116. She's a federal judge in the Ninth
Circuit. What else would I call her?Copy !req
117. Okay.Copy !req
118. Captain, uh, paperwork is
all done on that drug bust.Copy !req
119. What else you got for me?
Nothing. All open cases are assigned.Copy !req
120. Come on. There's got to be
something I can investigate.Copy !req
121. No, there's nothing. All right, well,
when there's nothing, there's nothing.Copy !req
122. You know what I can do...
Whoa! Who did that?Copy !req
123. Don't worry, sir. I will stay
here all night figuring this out.Copy !req
124. I know what you're
up to here, Peralta.Copy !req
125. Damn straight. I'm trying to
catch the Mad Paper Scatterer.Copy !req
126. You want an excuse to skip
Santiago's Thanksgiving dinnerCopy !req
127. because, for some reason, you refuse to
celebrate this holiday like a normal person.Copy !req
128. Fine. You're right. I want
to do what I do every year.Copy !req
129. Sit at home, watch football,
and eat mayo nut spoonsies.Copy !req
130. Those are spoonfuls of mayo, sprinkled
with peanuts. That's revolting.Copy !req
131. Maybe so, but it's what
I invented when I was six,Copy !req
132. because my mom was working
so I had to make dinner for myself.Copy !req
133. My sad story trumps your
insult. Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!Copy !req
134. Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!Copy !req
135. Thank you, Boyle.Copy !req
136. If a case opens up,
it's yours.Copy !req
137. But if not, you will be
at Santiago's.Copy !req
138. As a professional courtesy.
Dismissed.Copy !req
139. From what? I thought
we were just chatting.Copy !req
140. We never chat anymore!Copy !req
141. Oh, my God, Amy,
that's so coolCopy !req
142. that you still live
with your grandmother.Copy !req
143. I live alone.
This is my stuff.Copy !req
144. I like quilts. Stop. Each
sentence is getting sadder.Copy !req
145. It looks like you live on the
set of Murder, She Wrote.Copy !req
146. Well, I've got to say, it's not
as bad as I thought it would be.Copy !req
147. The football game's not on,
so I can still watch it later at home.Copy !req
148. And it's kind of cool to visit a
time before electricity was invented.Copy !req
149. I have to practice
my toast.Copy !req
150. God, how long is that?Copy !req
151. Eight pages.
Single-spaced?Copy !req
152. Double-sided.
Santiago style.Copy !req
153. Okay. Excuse me.
Can we please eat?Copy !req
154. My body is starting
to digest itself.Copy !req
155. Terry needs nutrients.Copy !req
156. No eating until the Captain
gets here. Okay? Sorry.Copy !req
157. Don't apologize.Copy !req
158. I'd rather spend
Thanksgiving at your houseCopy !req
159. than with my sister.Copy !req
160. "Things you find
at the beach."Copy !req
161. For "S," I had "seagull." Good one,
Diana! Ice cream break!Copy !req
162. Yay!
Yay.Copy !req
163. It's so pleasant and boring.Copy !req
164. But Holt at your house?
Surrounded by these idiots?Copy !req
165. Guaranteed train wreck.
Thanks for the invite.Copy !req
166. He's here.
Okay, he's here.Copy !req
167. Everybody, be cool. Hitchcock,
why do you have your shirt off?Copy !req
168. Can't spill food on your
shirt if you're not wearing one.Copy !req
169. What...Copy !req
170. Captain Holt.Copy !req
171. Happy Thanksgiving. Your
apartment was very easy to locate.Copy !req
172. Thank you so much.
You look beautiful.Copy !req
173. Weirdest
conversation ever.Copy !req
174. Nice work, you two.Copy !req
175. Before we eat,
I'd like everyone to go around and sayCopy !req
176. what they're thankful
for this year.Copy !req
177. Fine, I'll go first.Copy !req
178. I am thankful that Thanksgiving
only comes once a year.Copy !req
179. People stuff themselves. And then at
midnight, they run to appliance storesCopy !req
180. and trample
each other to death.Copy !req
181. It's a garbage holiday.Copy !req
182. I'm sorry. I just get
emotional when I talk aboutCopy !req
183. how bogus Thanksgiving is.Copy !req
184. I'll just go. I actually
prepared a little something.Copy !req
185. You did?
"When I was a little girl,Copy !req
186. "playing cops and robbers
with my brothers..."Copy !req
187. Excuse
me. Please continue, Santiago.Copy !req
188. Or I could wait.Copy !req
189. No waiting. Just toasting.
I want you to toast.Copy !req
190. Now I want to eat toast.
Give me some toast!Copy !req
191. Okay.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
192. I have to head back
to the precinct.Copy !req
193. No. Why? Someone stole
$10,000 from the evidence lock-up.Copy !req
194. Yes. Oh, awesome.
Why is that awesome?Copy !req
195. It's a case. You said I could
hop on any case that came up.Copy !req
196. It's a Thanksgiving miracle!Copy !req
197. Have fun, you guys.
Let's roll!Copy !req
198. You'd think the one place money
would be safe is a police station.Copy !req
199. I hear that. Remember when
Santiago called you beautiful?Copy !req
200. Yes, that was odd. We
need to get this money back.Copy !req
201. The exact bills. Or the Commissioner's
office will make our lives hell.Copy !req
202. What is this?
Uh, this is Terry dancing.Copy !req
203. People do the weirdest
stuff in the evidence lock-upCopy !req
204. when they think
no one's watching.Copy !req
205. Mmm.
Fast forward, fast forward.Copy !req
206. Fast forward. Wait, wait,
wait. Stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
207. Okay. So, here's our money.Copy !req
208. Fast forward.
Hold it. Hold it. Go back.Copy !req
209. There's our guy.
Got him. Okay.Copy !req
210. We should start by checking
all the perpsCopy !req
211. that were released
from holding today.Copy !req
212. Good idea.
And if it's none of them,Copy !req
213. we may miss
Santiago's altogether.Copy !req
214. Thanksgiving is dead!Copy !req
215. Santiago. Can we please,
please just eat?Copy !req
216. What if Captain Holt and Jake
are coming back?Copy !req
217. Hang on. I have a toast.Copy !req
218. I am thankful to have
someone in my lifeCopy !req
219. who gives me a reason to
get out of bed every morning.Copy !req
220. And I hope that my relationship
with this person will only grow...Copy !req
221. More intimate.Copy !req
222. Who are you talking about?Copy !req
223. Um... Hitchcock.Copy !req
224. Okay, enough is enough.
I'm eating.Copy !req
225. What's in these?Copy !req
226. Potatoes, butter,
a little milk.Copy !req
227. And I ran out of salt,
so I used baking soda.Copy !req
228. Why wouldn't you?Copy !req
229. They're both white powders.Copy !req
230. Of course
they're interchangeable!Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. There were two men released
from holding todayCopy !req
233. that were the right height and weight
to be our thief on the security footage.Copy !req
234. Even if it is one of them,
how will we know?Copy !req
235. Easy. The guy on the footage
was left-handed.Copy !req
236. We just give all of our suspects
some made-up form to signCopy !req
237. and see which hand they use.Copy !req
238. All right, amigo.Copy !req
239. Punch it!Copy !req
240. Good, did that.
Now, punch it!Copy !req
241. A-ha. Safety first.
Punch it!Copy !req
242. Okay. See, now,
I just feel likeCopy !req
243. you're messing with me...Copy !req
244. Anyone want seconds?
Can't. So stuffed.Copy !req
245. Amy.
Your toilet's overflowing!Copy !req
246. What? Ew.
Scully, what did you do?Copy !req
247. And the night gets
worse-better.Copy !req
248. I... I didn't do it. Although I
understand why you suspect me.Copy !req
249. Then, who clogged it?Copy !req
250. So, none of you
ate anything.Copy !req
251. Terry, you said you ate
the whole turkey. Toilet.Copy !req
252. I ate one string bean.
It tasted like fish vomit.Copy !req
253. That was it for me.Copy !req
254. But I'm a good cook.Copy !req
255. You all ate those brownies
I brought in last week.Copy !req
256. I thought they were erasers.Copy !req
257. Charles said he loved them.Copy !req
258. I'm a textbook
people-pleaser.Copy !req
259. I have a serious problem.Copy !req
260. This was great, though.
You must be so proud.Copy !req
261. Yeah, Thanksgiving's over.Copy !req
262. Everybody go home.Copy !req
263. We're just... We're done
hanging out together.Copy !req
264. I... I'm not done
hanging out.Copy !req
265. Let's go to the bar.
They serve food there.Copy !req
266. That's a great idea! Oh, look at
that. "Boyle saves Thanksgiving."Copy !req
267. Does it really say that? No. But it
does say, "Boyle believes obvious lie."Copy !req
268. Damn it!Copy !req
269. So, what's our
strategy here?Copy !req
270. I'm thinking maybe we can do
the whole thing in character.Copy !req
271. I'll play Detective Bart Barley,
tightly wound,Copy !req
272. hates violence
against animals.Copy !req
273. And you're my partner,
Gerald Jimes,Copy !req
274. a man who solved
every crime but one...Copy !req
275. The murder of his wife.Copy !req
276. Peralta,
take this seriously.Copy !req
277. I am. As seriously as you're taking the
search for the man who killed Jane Jimes.Copy !req
278. Your only clue?
He wore a yellow sweater.Copy !req
279. Eh? You're considering it.
Let's get in there.Copy !req
280. NYPD.Copy !req
281. What's going on? I'm right in
the middle of carving turkey.Copy !req
282. I'm vegetarian.
Eating meat is murder.Copy !req
283. I hate violence
against animals.Copy !req
284. Bup, bup, bup, bup.Copy !req
285. We overlooked a release form we were
supposed to have you sign. We apologize.Copy !req
286. Yeah, he's right-handed.
Let's go.Copy !req
287. Look out, bad guysCopy !req
288. It's Barley and JimesCopy !req
289. Barley and Jimes
are on the caseCopy !req
290. Please, refrain from
make-believe this time.Copy !req
291. Fine.Copy !req
292. Evening, ma'am. NYPD.
Barley and Jimes.Copy !req
293. We're looking
for Donny Romano.Copy !req
294. Ugh. Come in. Donny! What
did you do? Cops are here.Copy !req
295. What do
you guys want?Copy !req
296. Sorry to bother you, sir.
My partner, here,Copy !req
297. forgot about a form
we need you to sign.Copy !req
298. What's happening, Donny?
What did you do?Copy !req
299. I didn't do anything.
It's not my fault.Copy !req
300. Same old story. It's never you,
is it? What did Donny do?Copy !req
301. I swear,
Ma. I don't know what this is about.Copy !req
302. Why won't you
ever believe me?Copy !req
303. Because I raised a liar.
You lie. Oh...Copy !req
304. Shut up, Ma. Hey,
don't talk to Ma like that.Copy !req
305. Don't you tell me what to do,
Louie! Excuse me.Copy !req
306. Not the rolls!Copy !req
307. George, do something!
Excuse me, if...Copy !req
308. My wife was murdered by a man
in a yellow sweater!Copy !req
309. It's the one case
I can't solve.Copy !req
310. Don't fight with family.Copy !req
311. It can all go away
so quickly. Sign this?Copy !req
312. That's a hell of a breakthrough,
Jimes. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
313. Also, we just got our man.Copy !req
314. He signed with his right
hand. That's right, he did.Copy !req
315. But he didn't do it. He did.
What?Copy !req
316. I couldn't help but notice
you throwing those rollsCopy !req
317. with your left hand, boss.Copy !req
318. Not to mention this hoodie
matches our security footage exactly.Copy !req
319. You stole that money when you
came in to pick up your brotherCopy !req
320. from holding today,
didn't you? Damn it.Copy !req
321. Nice work, Peralta.Copy !req
322. So, where's the money now?
It's not here.Copy !req
323. I bet it all on the football
game. My bookie has it.Copy !req
324. Yes! The case continues.
This is not good.Copy !req
325. Right. Sorry, Jimes.Copy !req
326. His father was murdered
by a bookie.Copy !req
327. I know you miss him.Copy !req
328. Our perp says the bookie
operates out of a hidden back room.Copy !req
329. Try to blend in.
Good idea.Copy !req
330. I'll just age
myself 60 years,Copy !req
331. become Chinese and female.Copy !req
332. Here we go.Copy !req
333. Did it work?
$10 to play.Copy !req
334. Oh, we're just
looking around.Copy !req
335. $40 just to look around.Copy !req
336. All right, we'll play.Copy !req
337. $15 to play.
All right.Copy !req
338. Tommy, can we
order some food?Copy !req
339. The cook's gone.
I sent him home.Copy !req
340. Do you have any more
of these pretzels? Sure.Copy !req
341. I'm gonna call the cook.Copy !req
342. Smart. Good call.Copy !req
343. Hey. Rough night?Copy !req
344. Yeah, it certainly
hasn't gone according to plan.Copy !req
345. Oh, no. Oh, Amy, I was ordering
a drink called a "Rough Night."Copy !req
346. It's tequila
with a nicotine patch.Copy !req
347. Right.Copy !req
348. How do I get Holt
to pay attention to me?Copy !req
349. He sure spends
a lot of time on Peralta.Copy !req
350. Maybe I should start
screwing up like Jake does.Copy !req
351. I can act out, too,
you know. Please do.Copy !req
352. Okay. Watch this.Copy !req
353. Oops.Copy !req
354. Out. All of you.
But the cook is coming back.Copy !req
355. Out!Copy !req
356. Fine!Copy !req
357. But I'm taking
these olives!Copy !req
358. Sorry.
Happy Turkey Day.Copy !req
359. Aah! I think I'm getting
the hang of this.Copy !req
360. These tiles are either
game pieces or candy.Copy !req
361. Game pieces.
Here we go.Copy !req
362. I think I just won.Copy !req
363. The guy by the bathroom seems very
interested in the commotion you just made.Copy !req
364. Yeah, and he's been waiting
for the toilet since we got here.Copy !req
365. Ten-to-one, that's not a
bathroom and he's a lookout.Copy !req
366. Let's go.
You got it.Copy !req
367. I'm gonna just
cash out.Copy !req
368. There is nothing here.Copy !req
369. Don't worry, guys.
I found food.Copy !req
370. Are you eating
packing peanuts?Copy !req
371. Okay. I do keep a secret
stash of food in the office.Copy !req
372. I knew it!
Where? Where?Copy !req
373. Sarge, am I too heavy?Copy !req
374. No. Where is it?Copy !req
375. There. The one
with the water stain.Copy !req
376. There's a lot
of food up there?Copy !req
377. Yeah. It's a smorgasbord.Copy !req
378. I think the rats got to it.
You think?Copy !req
379. This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened.Copy !req
380. Okay, it's over. Thanksgiving
time of death, now.Copy !req
381. No. This will not be our Thanksgiving.
All right. You all wait here.Copy !req
382. Give me an hour.
Terry, to the door.Copy !req
383. I'm just gonna
put you down, man.Copy !req
384. Yeah, totally,
that makes sense. That makes sense.Copy !req
385. Hey, there. Bathroom?Copy !req
386. There's another one upstairs
over there.Copy !req
387. Oh. Never mind.
Let's go.Copy !req
388. What, it's really a bathroom?Copy !req
389. No, no, no. There's tons of
illegal stuff happening in there.Copy !req
390. But they're watching the football game,
and I DVR'd it.Copy !req
391. I don't want to see
the score. What?Copy !req
392. Okay, fine. We'll go
get the stolen money.Copy !req
393. NYPD! Freeze!Copy !req
394. Change the channel and
then freeze! Put it down!Copy !req
395. Put it down!
Put it down!Copy !req
396. This is a weird request,
but will you switch places with me?Copy !req
397. I really don't want
to see the score!Copy !req
398. Oh, yeah. Thank you.
So much better.Copy !req
399. Oh! Why are there
so many TVs in here?Copy !req
400. Thank you.Copy !req
401. Money was still in the bookie's
safe. All the numbers match.Copy !req
402. Let's head back
to Santiago's party.Copy !req
403. Oh, no, thanks. I think
I'm gonna head homeCopy !req
404. and watch the football game.Copy !req
405. Which was ruined for me!Copy !req
406. What's your problem with
celebrating Thanksgiving?Copy !req
407. It's a sucky holiday.
It's always sucked.Copy !req
408. My mom worked, my dad was gone,
and I sat at home watching football.Copy !req
409. Look, Jake. I came from
a very formal family.Copy !req
410. My parents were not
especially affectionate.Copy !req
411. Really? Your Honor
wasn't a big snuggler?Copy !req
412. But the beauty
of being an adultCopy !req
413. is that you can make a new
family with new traditions.Copy !req
414. Well, that's nice, Captain,
but I don't have a new family yet.Copy !req
415. So, I guess I'm stuck with
my awesome old traditions.Copy !req
416. Okay. I'll tell the squad
you couldn't make it.Copy !req
417. Thank you. Before you go,
can I borrow some money?Copy !req
418. I'm getting some pretty serious
vibes from Wendy over there,Copy !req
419. and I'd like to take her
some place special.Copy !req
420. Hey. What are you
all doing here?Copy !req
421. Amy broke everything and
got us kicked out of the bar.Copy !req
422. Then, we got
attacked by rats.Copy !req
423. It's the best
Thanksgiving ever.Copy !req
424. Fascinating.Copy !req
425. Happy Turkey Day.Copy !req
426. Right through there,
gentlemen.Copy !req
427. Not a lot of places
are open,Copy !req
428. so this will be
a multi-ethnic,Copy !req
429. non-traditional Thanksgiving.Copy !req
430. It's a real
culinary challenge.Copy !req
431. Give me 15 minutes,
and then we feast.Copy !req
432. Make it five.Copy !req
433. You eat with your eyes,Copy !req
434. so the plating
alone takes...Copy !req
435. Five, Boyle!Copy !req
436. Captain,
I want to tell you something. Hmm?Copy !req
437. I think you're...Copy !req
438. Like, when I was
a little girl...Copy !req
439. You think I'm like when
you were a little girl.Copy !req
440. Forget it.
The moment's passed.Copy !req
441. Is this about your toast?Copy !req
442. How did you get that?
Gina gave it to me.Copy !req
443. It's very well written. There are
several compelling anecdotes,Copy !req
444. the fonts suit the tone.
Good work.Copy !req
445. I did feel, however, the word choice
could have been improved in spots.Copy !req
446. I marked them "awk."
For awkward.Copy !req
447. That was the best thing
anyone's ever said to me.Copy !req
448. "I marked them 'awk.'
For awkward"?Copy !req
449. It's advice.
He's mentoring me.Copy !req
450. Yes!Copy !req
451. So, this is kind of a play
on your typical Thanksgiving dinner.Copy !req
452. For turkey, we have the Peking
duck with a veggie samosa stuffing.Copy !req
453. The potatoes are the empanadas
with an Ethiopian lentil stew gravy.Copy !req
454. And for dessert,
some seasonal gelatin cups.Copy !req
455. Okay, I ran out of money. They're
from when Hitchcock got his colonoscopy.Copy !req
456. Bon appétit.Copy !req
457. I'm here. I'm here.
Ah!Copy !req
458. Finally, something
to actually be thankful for.Copy !req
459. What are you wearing?
Santiago said to dress up, so...Copy !req
460. Well, you look beautiful.Copy !req
461. That's my thing now.
I'm just owning it.Copy !req
462. Okay, before we eat...
Nope. Not doing that again.Copy !req
463. Move!
Could you pass the, uh...Copy !req
464. You get that hand near me again,
you're gonna lose it.Copy !req
465. Okey-doke.
Let's eat!Copy !req
466. Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving a copy of
my toast to Holt. That was nice of you.Copy !req
467. Oh, you're welcome. I mean, you don't
have to get so freaked out around him.Copy !req
468. You're just trying to
tell him you respect him.Copy !req
469. Okay. But to be honest,
I kind of gave it to him as a prank,Copy !req
470. 'cause I thought it would be
super embarrassing for you.Copy !req
471. But I'm happy
it worked out.Copy !req
472. But I would have been happy if
he hated it. But I'm happy he didn't.Copy !req
473. So, you pretty much got the
disaster night you were hoping for?Copy !req
474. Yeah. Until you made the best Thanksgiving
meal I've ever had and ruined it.Copy !req
475. Excuse me.Copy !req
476. Uh, so, earlier at Amy's,
I didn't give a real toast because...Copy !req
477. I didn't know what to say.Copy !req
478. But since that time,
a wise, unsmiling manCopy !req
479. named Gerald Jimes
made me realizeCopy !req
480. what I am thankful for.Copy !req
481. So, I'd just like to sayCopy !req
482. I am happy to be here
with my family.Copy !req
483. My super weird family
with two black dadsCopy !req
484. and two Latina daughters
and two white sons...Copy !req
485. And Gina. And...
I don't know what you are.Copy !req
486. Some strange, giant baby.
To the Nine-Nine!Copy !req
487. To the Nine-Nine.Copy !req
488. That was perfect.Copy !req
489. Ooh! "Boyle cries."
I got Boyle Bingo!Copy !req
490. Yeah!
No!Copy !req
491. Yeah!Copy !req