Brigada 1x5

1. Russian State TV Company

2. presents

3. An Avatar Film Production

4. Sergey Bezrukov

5. Dmitry Dyuzhev

6. Pavel Maykov

7. Vladimir Vdovichenkov

8. Yekaterina Guseva

9. Andrey Panin

10. in the film

11. by Alexey Sidorov

12. The Brigade

13. Written by Alexey Sidorov

14. Alexandr Veledinsky lgor Porublev

15. Director of Photography Yury Raysky

16. Production Designer Valery Filippov

17. Music by Alexey Shelygin

18. RTV Producer Valery Todorovsky

19. Produced by

20. Alexander Akopov Anatoly Sivushov

21. General Producer Alexander lnshakov

22. Episope 5

23. l dreamt about my parents.

24. l dreamt that we've been to Anapa

25. in summer and swam in the sea.

26. l swam too far,

27. that l couldn't even see the shore.

28. l saw only one black stripe instead of it,

29. and my mother cried to me:

30. ''Olga! l'm scared. Come back!''

31. l'm close to you. Don't be afraid.

32. Don't be afraid.

33. Waiting room.

34. Arthur Viniaminovich wants to see you.

35. Peter,

36. Peter, finally you're here.

37. Hello.

38. Wait, don't say anything.

39. Come in. Sit down.

40. Listen Peter,

41. danger lies here in wait for me.

42. Wait.

43. What' the matter,

44. we are the team,

45. we'll show them, yeah?

46. For us.

47. Sorry Arthur,

48. l can't help you,

49. you already have a protection,

50. of Sasha White.

51. What?

52. ln this case with aluminum

53. only he can help you.

54. And remember

55. without choices.

56. Get the hell out of here motherfucker!

57. An old Hawaiian legend tells us about

58. receiving mimiokaohana from algae

59. it's a very dangerous poison,

60. with which ancient islanders

61. smeared arrowheads.

62. How are you.

63. Read further.

64. - Habitats ... - Hello!

65. Well, how does patient feel himself?

66. lt's rose-colored. So fresh.

67. Thanks.

68. Cosmos, put it on the table.

69. Look, look.

70. - Quiet, here comes the sister. - So white?

71. C'mon Cos, bottle.

72. You all did your best.

73. You've revenged yourself.

74. - Medicinal champagne. - lt's for you.

75. For the patient.

76. Bee, who is the next?

77. Co-founder

78. of Kur-invest.

79. l have a wedding soon, l would like to see you there.

80. Thank you.

81. lt's a pity that you won't be there.

82. Are you angry with me brother?

83. l'm not, Sasha.

84. Dear married couple,

85. remember the words that once Hengels said:

86. ''Family

87. is not only a union of loving hearts,

88. but an important link in the endless

89. line of the generations.

90. Weapon of revolution,

91. support of the state

92. and the primary cell of the society''.

93. So,

94. Surikova Olga Evgenjevna,

95. do you agree to become a wife to

96. Belov Alexander Nicholaevich?

97. Yes, l do.

98. Belov Alexander Nicholaevich,

99. do you agree to become a husband to

100. Surikova Olga Evgenjevna.

101. Yes, l do.

102. Bride, out you signature here.

103. And now you.

104. Here?

105. No, not on this page.

106. Now witnesses.

107. Young man, you're hurrying up...

108. Let a lady through.

109. He's ill-mannered.

110. This is for you.

111. -Thank you. -You're welcome.

112. And now

113. as a sign of respect

114. exchange the rings.

115. Shit.

116. l declare you

117. a wife and a husband.

118. Bitterly.

119. Bitterly.

120. Bitterly.

121. Bitterly.

122. Bitterly.

123. - Son gets married like he goes on war. - Friends.

124. Drink to the dregs.

125. - Sash -What?

126. - l can't do this anymore. -Why?

127. My lips hurt.

128. lf only his father could see.

129. Who?

130. Hey, Tanya!

131. Tanya!

132. Cosmos, give us bitters.

133. Cosmos!

134. Aunt Tanya, aunt Nadia, which one?

135. - Russian bitters. Fill! - Bitters?

136. l took a fright.

137. -Will you drink? - No.

138. Then l won't too.

139. Bride

140. Brulov,

141. Blok, Sensans,

142. everything in the epoch of the late reconstruction.

143. Diamond!

144. George, you forgot that

145. diamond needs

146. a special background.

147. Look out guys.

148. - He it's comes. - Sash! Sash!

149. No, fish for brothers.

150. My God!

151. My God, what a misalliance.

152. Our Olga and this,

153. leader of camanches.

154. Dear Olga and Sasha,

155. it turned out so that only two of us

156. can be here today.

157. But Kaban and his friends asked to hand you,

158. that they respect and

159. congratulate you with your marriage, and your wife.

160. Please accept this modest present.

161. A rifle!

162. No!

163. Made for the king of Afghanistan.

164. Damn it!

165. Handwork Sash.

166. Lucy hunting.

167. Let your wife shine like a star.

168. Thank you brother

169. Well, tell Kaban that l devote

170. the first animal to him,

171. and the rest to all that are present.

172. Thank you.

173. Have a seat, treat yourself.

174. So how is the circle?

175. What is it, what?

176. lf you meet in the dark alley, you'll become a stutterer.

177. Yeah whatever.

178. Put down there.

179. Does Sasha go shooting?

180. Hunting.

181. Give me banana.

182. Who doesn't drink,

183. l don't drink?

184. lt's not proper. Look how you're sitting.

185. You want me to show them,

186. how l can drink.

187. And whom do you want to teach.

188. Well, take it easy. Cos. C'mon.

189. lf the parents were alive,

190. they wouldn't give Olga

191. to these bandits.

192. Like Manteki and Kapuletti.

193. What are you doing?

194. ls that better?

195. And ours,

196. nevertheless our Sasha is the noblest.

197. And why is that?

198. because he has a great aunt.

199. Damn it.

200. Cosmos, give orders.

201. Bee almost got drunk.

202. Do you want to kiss.

203. Bee!

204. Dear guests!

205. Attention!

206. Today is a great day,

207. a great holiday,

208. we'll celebrate till morning

209. and then repeat it again and again

210. until we are worn out.

211. But the newly-weds will leave us soon,

212. they have

213. something more interesting to do.

214. And we thought, where

215. can they spend

216. their first conjugal night?

217. in the first-class apartments of ''National''?

218. No.

219. To other's flat on Begovaya street?

220. We arranged everything in some other way,

221. Cosmos, Phil.

222. And where's Thoma?

223. Today and

224. forever

225. the newlyweds will ride

226. to their own flat,

227. in the skyscraper

228. on Katelnicheskaja quay.

229. Sasha!

230. Granny!

231. And?

232. Bee, my dear.

233. lnteresting, how many rooms?

234. What's wrong darling?

235. it's just a joke.

236. What a joke!

237. My little one!

238. l'm coming.

239. Congratulations!

240. Did you kill the owner?

241. Of course not. People were settled.

242. And you say wrong background.

243. Vitya ,

244. is there a warrant?

245. To put under arrest?

246. Fool.

247. l don't believe!

248. Ladies and gentlemen, attention!

249. Gentlemen bandits, hey!

250. Quiet!

251. Brothers, quiet please!

252. Dear parents,

253. Dear guests,

254. brothers

255. Sasha,

256. White,

257. brother!

258. Special for you and

259. your beautiful wife Olga

260. we wanted to sing your favourite song

261. from childhood,

262. listen to it, please,

263. that's a good song.

264. Bee, Cos.

265. l was born in a god-forsaken

266. place.

267. Godforsaken place.

268. - l didn't ever hear, - l didn't ever hear.

269. -A good word. -A good word.

270. When you fondled

271. -your kids. -Your kids.

272. l asked to eat.

273. l asked to eat.

274. -And lt was cold. - lt was cold.

275. And when you see me

276. don't conceal your eyes.

277. don't conceal your eyes.

278. Cause it's not my fault

279. not my fault.

280. Why did you leave me.

281. -Why? -Why?

282. -Where's my home. -Where's it?.

283. Where's my home.

284. -Where's my bed. -Where's my bed.

285. You don't recognize.

286. - My kinship. - Kinship.

287. -And l'm your brother -Your brother.

288. l'm a man.

289. You always pray

290. -to your Gods. - Gods.

291. And your Gods forgive

292. you everything.

293. Oh, children .

294. The heads of the skyscrapers

295. and a wonderful sight.

296. of magnificent villas.

297. -A blinding light. -A blinding light.

298. - Though the window. - Through the window.

299. And if l can only once

300. - muster my strength. - Muster my strength.

301. -You'd answer me. -You'd answer me.

302. -Why . -Why .

303. People, open up our doors.

304. l'm your brother.

305. Cause it's not.

306. - My fault . - Not my fault.

307. You knew the caress

308. of your mothers.

309. - l didn't know. - l didn't know.

310. - Only in my dreams. - Only in dreams.

311. ln my child's golden

312. dreaming.

313. - My mother. - My mother.

314. Sometimes came to me.

315. Oh mother if l could

316. find you

317. my fate wouldn't be

318. so hard.

319. For you brother!

320. Olga!

321. Another tune.

322. A snowball tree blooms

323. in the field by the stream.

324. l fell in love

325. with a young guy.

326. l fell in love

327. unluckily.

328. One.

329. Two.

330. Enough Phil.

331. l'm fading.

332. Don't sponge down.

333. Give me a can.

334. Sash, Sash.

335. - Don't spill on my wife. - Sasha. .

336. do you see three windows there? Right there.

337. Come up, have a look.

338. -Wave to us, OK? - OK.

339. Olga, if you won't like something , just tell me:

340. That you don't like.

341. Thanks for the present brothers. l won't forget this.

342. l beg you, what's wrong? tell me.

343. What's with you?

344. - Till morning. - Sasha.

345. l'm flying away to Yalta.

346. Till tomorrow, for Phil

347. White boy, white boy.

348. Listen, need help?

349. Fools.

350. - Maybe beat him down? - Comedian.

351. White. Don't forget. Wave to us.

352. l bet you, there'll be twins.

353. - l bet you. - l'm sure.

354. Who do you want?

355. A superman.

356. - l want. - Little fool.

357. Come on.

358. How dark .

359. What's the matter?

360. Like in the castle llsinor.

361. Sash, which flat?

362. Ours is 135.

363. 134.

364. 136.

365. Sash!

366. 135.

367. Olga,

368. Wait.

369. What?.

370. Don't move.

371. What's the matter?

372. Better safe than sorry.

373. Sash,

374. rats?

375. Horrible rats.

376. You only don't move.

377. Quiet Olga,

378. quiet my dear.

379. Mother!

380. Vitya bring the rocket.

381. What rocket?

382. They'll wave to us and we'll salute!

383. -Yes. -Yes.

384. Boys, again firing.

385. Hold a lighter.

386. Give me a pin.

387. Now step back,

388. go down the second stairs,

389. down two stair-wells.

390. lt's hot.

391. And wait for me there? OK?

392. Go down two stair-wells.

393. When you'll be there, give me a sign.

394. They got struck in the elevator.

395. They won't reach.

396. Listen.

397. Don't poke it into my face!

398. Are you crazy?

399. Quiet! Quiet!.

400. Sasha!

401. Come here.

402. - Back! - Come to me!

403. Olga, on the floor!

404. On the floor!

405. Fucking shit!

406. White!

407. Ogla, are you OK?

408. Olga, how do you feel?

409. White, what.

410. White!

411. Fuck off!

412. White are you fucking crazy?

413. Son of a bitch.

414. White, what has happened?

415. Guys, what has happened?

416. Where's Olga? Where?

417. Bitch.

418. Well, guys,

419. if you're all so stupid here.

420. Then Cosmos George Kolmogorov

421. made up his mind.

422. Take it off immediately.

423. Father, l think.

424. About what?

425. A rat is between those

426. who knew about a flat.

427. l mean between us.

428. Why are you staring at me?

429. lt's not about you.

430. Vitya, bring more coffee.

431. So booby,

432. maybe this is a silly idea,

433. but don't be too sure.

434. Cos, think it out.

435. Phil are you a stunt man?

436. l thought so.

437. A shooting in Yalta with lvanich.

438. So, we'll do the following.

439. We gather

440. in the morning

441. and you with Sasha go to Yalta.

442. To catenate.

443. And what?

444. What do you mean?

445. Sash, don't you understand?

446. ls that a hedgehog?

447. A kolobok.

448. OK, let's do it.

449. Phil, gather everyone

450. we're going to the airport tomorrow.

451. And now have a rest.

452. l'm going to my wife.

453. l have today a conjugal night.

454. You've adorned it enough, than you.

455. Sorry brother, who could know

456. Never mind.

457. Poor my little girl.

458. So strange,

459. l could see today my mum and dad.

460. l don't know what to say.

461. Sasha.

462. Evil always returns for evil

463. l don't do evil, ljust live.

464. Then your life is evil?

465. Olga, excuse me,

466. l don't understand how l could happen.

467. Sorry.

468. l knew who are you.

469. l love you,

470. more than life.

471. My love

472. be with me forever?

473. All right?

474. My darling.

475. My husband.

476. They are all here, my lads.

477. Well, this problems with ''Kur-invest''

478. fraught with blood.

479. We'll observe the conflict, till

480. the moment when apogee comes.

481. Then we'll meddle in .

482. And then Belov will come to us or will be dead.

483. Everything clear?

484. -Yes sir. -Yes sir.

485. - Cos! -What?

486. My stomach hurts. Can l come around?

487. Yes, sure.

488. Guy. Time. Are we going?

489. Bee!

490. Sorry brother. l went mad yesterday.

491. OK?

492. Yeah, never mind.

493. But l can't forgive everything.

494. You're right. Don't bear ill to me.

495. Come on.

496. Come on Bee.

497. Be careful here.

498. -We'll examine everything. - Good luck Cos.

499. - Good luck white. - Banzay!

500. Have you got the ticket Phil?

501. Bye brothers.

502. Good luck.

503. Hello, it's me.

504. Bumpkin.

505. l did everything correctly but it failed.

506. ln the airport.

507. l couldn't do it earlier. He flew away.

508. Made a mistake donkey.

509. l'm not flying anywhere.

510. Bitch!

511. And what will be here?

512. l don't know, maybe an office.

513. Office? No, maybe a nursery.

514. And

515. this's the biggest room?

516. Yes, the reception room.

517. Granny what tea do you want Ceylon or Pickwick?

518. Ceylon .

519. You live a beautiful life.

520. The bedroom is so large.

521. lt is granny.

522. Come granny or it'll get cold.

523. l'm coming.

524. Granny what tea do you prefer

525. strong or weak?

526. Strong.

527. Olga, l'm so happy,

528. that you have your own house.

529. And l remember how we with your dad

530. during evacuation

531. spent nights in hovels.

532. He was only 2 years old.

533. Sugar?

534. No. l'll drink with pie.

535. And nevertheless

536. Sasha is a good guy,

537. respectable.

538. His friends love him.

539. Look, what a present they made.

540. And we'll maybe move this place.

541. Hey, why?

542. What has happened?

543. Nothing, just my thoughts.

544. Well, will we go to Kramer show?

545. Yes, why not.

546. - Granny -What?

547. Let's go down the stairs, the elevator is broken.

548. They'll repair it soon, and don't even think

549. of moving this place. lt's great here.

550. Be careful, the footsteps are steep.

551. Yes,

552. the entrance is neglected.

553. But what can we do?

554. Listen, what happened here?

555. A balcony was blown up.

556. Looks like

557. after bombing.

558. Seven.

559. l've counted nine.

560. lt's not enough.

561. Several years ago it...

562. The same, it's not enough

563. Sash, just look at the cranberries.

564. -As you wish - Come on.

565. Come on.

566. Wait, l realized only now,

567. where's Skippy and lgor?

568. Skippy has a concussion of the brains

569. And lgor's got a broken nose

570. looks like a hockey-stick.

571. How did it happen?

572. On the market

573. they grapples with straying chaps.

574. They say that in Siberia every weak

575. new Brigade shows up.

576. l don't know about what happens in Siberia

577. but Skippy couldn't even chase away.

578. We don't have security here,

579. it's a public thoroughfare.

580. White, you know that there'll always be,

581. someone who is better. l know that.

582. And what else do you know?

583. That you admitted to the party the one,

584. who out the bomb under me!

585. These are your people Valera

586. and l'll demand an answer from you,

587. lt'll be enough for you!

588. lt concerns us all!

589. We'll let's go,

590. friends.

591. What are you waiting for.

592. Let ground be his down.

593. A dark husband has come.

594. Will you eat?

595. Meat.

596. Yes.

597. l've just cooked it.

598. - Hello - Hello.

599. We've been to the Kramer show.

600. Well done.

601. Did you know that devils play the violin

602. Devils?

603. Don't say this bullshit.

604. This is my first violin,

605. granny found it.

606. Sash

607. did you go mushroom-kicking?

608. Yeah, something like that.

609. Really?

610. Give me the instrument.

611. l went shopping we need to furnish our place.

612. What's the sense?

613. When we move, then we'll furnish the place.

614. Move? Where? And why don't you like here?

615. l like, it's great here.

616. Then what's the problem?

617. No problems, everything's all right.

618. Olga, this is a bad politic to get on back.

619. l told you that l'll arrange everything. What's wrong?

620. Sasha,

621. we have to move this place.

622. This is all l want.

623. l got tired of quivering every time,

624. when l come home.

625. And you don't quiver.

626. Olga, this flat is a present from friends.

627. They did their best to find

628. and arrange everything.

629. Who do you love more? Your friends or me?!

630. Don't ask stupid questions.

631. When did you become such a clever person?

632. Are you

633. professor Kapica?

634. Nope, l'm hedgehog from outskirts.

635. ln honor of my granddad the conservatory hall is named

636. and don't treat me like this.

637. You've made me happy.

638. - Maybe we're not so reach. - So.

639. l'm such as l am.

640. And when you get this it will be better for both of us.

641. Enough, the uproar is over.

642. Yes,

643. and concerning this diamonds,

644. get in touch with Office of Public Prosecutor.

645. Get in touch with Office of Public Prosecutor.

646. Thank you.

647. Take an attestation

648. from a victim.

649. Well,

650. l'm leaving.

651. Anything else, Peter llyich?

652. Else?

653. Another one deaf person.

654. Have a look.

655. Mushroomers discovered

656. Rascals.

657. They roam,

658. and we have to disentangle.

659. For where?

660. From the province.

661. Give this to me. l'll check up

662. Maybe he's not a deaf person.

663. Eagle.

664. This one guy

665. is my debtor.

666. He had to

667. kill Belov but something went wrong.

668. What is our life?

669. lt's like a game.

670. Wait.

671. You guy looks lifeless

672. on the photo.

673. Yes, you're right.

674. Hey, he was butchered.

675. Listen, you're a freak.

676. Understand?

677. You've set me up.

678. What did you promise? l've paid you?

679. Yes.

680. But Akelo missed.

681. Well, Vlad, you're a freak!

682. Don't tremble with fear,

683. he doesn't know who and why did this.

684. Do you feel, yes?

685. And do you think that White is a fool?

686. He wouldn't find out who told this?

687. Yes, you're right.

688. He will.

689. Listen,

690. do you want

691. to leave this place and go somewhere,

692. to Mongolia, to Ulan-Bator for example.

693. - Fuck you. -Just kidding

694. But nevertheless

695. l can eliminate Belov now.

696. You've made your trial,

697. fucking terminator.

698. No,

699. this case can officially be closed.

700. You know that with prisoners

701. sometimes happens different things.

702. But only for single

703. reward.

704. Send him to prison at first,

705. and then we'll talk about a reward

706. And you have no choice.

707. You're in hot water Arthur.

708. And White is a cruel guy, he went through fire and water.

709. lf l won't help you, no one will help you.

710. So,

711. not hours but only minutes,

712. are left for you

713. Well take a paper

714. and a pencil,

715. Sit down.

716. And write down

717. an application.

718. How Belov's gang

719. came across you.

720. Vladimir!

721. Fuck you.

722. Waiting room.

723. One moment.

724. Arthur Viniaminovich,

725. Belov and Bee want to see you.

726. Tell them l'm not here!

727. Arthur Viniaminovich

728. they are coming up.

729. Several cars arrived with them,

730. they don't ask.

731. Hi Lyuda. ls Arthur here?

732. -Arthur! - Did you meet him?

733. He just ... . Sorry you can't go there!

734. Hey what's wrong darling. What?

735. Who am l in this firm?

736. -A co-founder, right? - OK, we'll wait for him!

737. - Excuse me, can l turn off? - No, l'll do it myself!

738. White it's enough place here. Maybe l'll hang pear here?

739. And there'll make a pool room.

740. Lyuda, can you make coffee?!

741. Lyuda, what's wrong? You were asked?

742. To make a coffee, yes,

743. and l want vodka with lemon.

744. Where we'll go? Where? There?

745. - There. -Where?

746. White, what about coffee! Bee went with her!

747. Hey, did you fail Bee?

748. Fail?

749. - She's not to my taste. - Enough guys

750. Check these papers, maybe you'll find something interesting

751. Come on.

752. You have nothing to do?

753. Let me head even several minutes.

754. A header.

755. Listen, a good cognac.

756. My father

757. brought it several times astrophysics congress,

758. l recommend.

759. Cos, it's enough for you to drink.

760. Hey take it easy

761. Lyuda, where's my coffee?

762. lndeed strange.

763. How did he leave?

764. His car is out there in the street

765. And maybe he didn't leave.

766. Yes, he's hidden himself somewhere in the office?

767. Really, why not? l'll check.

768. - But check carefully. - l'll do that

769. A restless one.

770. Arthur, come out!

771. Hey!

772. A head like a water-melon.

773. Where are you hiding?

774. Are you here?

775. Where are you?

776. l will find you.

777. Lyuda,

778. where's our coffee?

779. Strict but fair.

780. Do you have vodka?

781. Are you free on Saturday?

782. Luda,

783. you know that Arthur is somewhere here.

784. Where?

785. l've told you that he left.

786. Cos, do you like Lyuda?

787. Are you fuckin' crazy?

788. l like her.

789. Hey stop!

790. Stop!

791. Enough.

792. Will decide this with Arthur along the way.

793. lf he went down, we'll search for him.

794. What to decide?

795. Wear out his head and that's all.

796. Hello.

797. Lyuda. Why the door is closed? Repairs?

798. Arthur?

799. His deputy.

800. Yes.

801. A chock is calling,

802. he says that Arthur owes him for aluminum.

803. Send him to hell.

804. Hello, listen to me fellow,

805. very important persons say,

806. that you must fuck off.

807. What?

808. He said that he'll be tomorrow in Moscow,

809. and will break us to pieces.

810. Hey, forget about him.

811. Luda,

812. did you get frightened?

813. We were kidding.

814. Sorry. We won't do that again.

815. Sorry.

816. Hello.

817. Raissa Semenovna?

818. Hello,

819. lt's Olga Surikova.

820. Can l talk to Vitya?

821. Sorry, l'll call him later

822. Tell him that l called.

823. Good-bye.

824. '' Vitya 143 - 75 - 12 ''

825. They left.

826. Lyuda,

827. you're the best.

828. Arthur owns you until death.

829. Take him.

830. So where were we?

831. What?

832. Oh my God.

833. What are you looking at?

834. Lift me up Lyuda.

835. Oh! l have no paper,

836. the flood is so cold.

837. Don't shake me.

838. What's wrong? Where am l?

839. Quiet! Quiet!

840. Luda.

841. Quiet!

842. The situation is under control.

843. Sign up, the application l'll write myself.

844. Easily.

845. - Drive me a car at ten o'clock. - Quiet.

846. Hello,

847. arch-commissioner, Kaverin.