1. Episode FiveCopy !req
2. I deamed of my mom and dad again!Copy !req
3. We were in the Anapà during the summer.
We went to the sea!Copy !req
4. I went very far into the sea,
I couldn't see the shore!Copy !req
5. There was just a tiny line.Copy !req
6. My mother was yelling:
"Olya,Copy !req
7. I am scared, come back! "Copy !req
8. Olya, I am next to you, don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid, Olya!Copy !req
9. The reception!Copy !req
10. Arthur Veniaminovich, it's for you!
- Peter!Copy !req
11. Peter, you've finally arrived! Hello.
Wait, don't say anything. Come in!Copy !req
12. They will start beating me here soon!Copy !req
13. One moment!Copy !req
14. But that's okay. You and I have been together for a while.Copy !req
15. We will show those thugs
who is in charge, right? To us!Copy !req
16. I am sorry, Arthur but
I can't help you with anything!Copy !req
17. Now you have a new defender: Sasha Belov!
- What?Copy !req
18. When it comes to the aluminum
only he can help you and remember:Copy !req
19. there's no other option!Copy !req
20. You bastard, get lost!Copy !req
21. In an old hawaiian legend they are talking about
a poison made out of seaweed,Copy !req
22. which the ancient inhabitants of the island
would cover the tips of their arrows.Copy !req
23. How are you?
- Keep reading!Copy !req
24. How is your confidence?Copy !req
25. Thank you!Copy !req
26. Quiet, the nurse will come!
- Cos, pour some!Copy !req
27. We did not try for nothing!
You're avenged! Do you believe me?Copy !req
28. This is for you!
- This is for the sick person!Copy !req
29. Who is he? He is a member of the board
of directors of "Kurs Invest"!Copy !req
30. I'm getting married soon!I am inviting you too!
- Thanks!Copy !req
31. Only you won't be present!
You are not mad at me, are you bro?Copy !req
32. Sasha, I am not angry with you!Copy !req
33. Dear bridegroom!
Engels had poetically said:Copy !req
34. "The family is not an ordinary
allience of the married hearts,Copy !req
35. but mainly a unit, in the neverending
chain of the generations!Copy !req
36. A weapon of the evolution,
a foundation for the countryCopy !req
37. and a primitive cell of society! "Copy !req
38. Surikova Olga Evgenievna,
do you take for your husbandCopy !req
39. Belov Alexander Nikolaevich?
- Yes!Copy !req
40. Belov Alexander Nikolaevich
do you take for your wifeCopy !req
41. Surikova Olga Evgenievna?
- Yes!Copy !req
42. I am asking for the bride to sign.Copy !req
43. Now the groom.Copy !req
44. Here?
- No, on the next page.Copy !req
45. Now the best man and best woman.
Don't be in a hurry, young man! First the ladies.Copy !req
46. He has no manners!Copy !req
47. This is for you!
- Thank you!Copy !req
48. And now as a sign of respect
and love between the two of you:Copy !req
49. Put on your marriage rings!Copy !req
50. I am announcing you for a husband and wife!Copy !req
51. Now they are getting married as if they are going to war!
- We drink to the bottom!Copy !req
52. Sasha, I can't continue!
My lips hurt!Copy !req
53. If only his father could see him?Copy !req
54. Tanya, Tanyuha! Oh...Copy !req
55. Cosmos, pour!Copy !req
56. Aunt Tanya, aunt Katya what will you..?
- Vodka!Copy !req
57. And I got scared!
- What will you drink?Copy !req
58. I won't drink!
- I won't drink too!Copy !req
59. The bride is like a pearl necklace!Copy !req
60. Brilliant!Copy !req
61. Don't forget George, that the brilliant
needs a specific background!Copy !req
62. There guys, they are bringing it!
- Sanya!Copy !req
63. The fish is for the brothers!
- God, how shameful!Copy !req
64. Dear Olya and Sasha, only we managed to come
to your wedding!Copy !req
65. Our Olya and this...
"Comanche" leader!Copy !req
66. However the Boar and the Midget respect you and
they congratulate you for your wedding,Copy !req
67. with your beautiful wife!
Take this gift from us!Copy !req
68. It has been made for the king of Afghanistan!
Hand made, Sanya!Copy !req
69. Good luck!
- May your wife,Copy !req
70. blossom like thousand roses!
- Thank you, brother! Tell the boar,Copy !req
71. that I am dedicating the first animal
to him, after that to everybody else!Copy !req
72. Please, sit!Copy !req
73. What kind of people?
- Stop!Copy !req
74. If they meet you at night,
you will lose your speech!Copy !req
75. Bee, put it there!Copy !req
76. Does Sanya go hunting?
- Yes, he hunts, he hunts!Copy !req
77. Who doesn't drink? Do I not drink?
- It's not convenient in front of all these people, you are just sitting like a...Copy !req
78. You want me to show them how I can drink?
- Who are you going to teach how to drink?Copy !req
79. - Okay, Cos, come on!
- If Olya parents were alive to see this,Copy !req
80. they would have never given her to him!Copy !req
81. We just not Capuletts!Copy !req
82. What are you doing?
Is this better?Copy !req
83. Look at ours?
After all Sanya is the most honorable!Copy !req
84. Well he has somebody to inherit from...
with such an auntie!Copy !req
85. Cosmos, give us a command because the Bee is about to get drunk!Copy !req
86. Let's have a toast!Copy !req
87. - Dear guests!Copy !req
88. I ask for your attention!Copy !req
89. Today is a big day, big holiday!Copy !req
90. We will celebrate until the morning,
and even after, until it hurts!Copy !req
91. But the bride and the groom will soon
leave us, they have more important work to do,Copy !req
92. as you can imagine!Copy !req
93. That's why we were thinking: Where should
the newly married go for their first night?Copy !req
94. Rent a super lux apartment in the "National"?
- No.Copy !req
95. In someone else's place and rush it?Copy !req
96. We settled this
differently. Cosmos, Phil!Copy !req
97. Where's Tomka?
- Today and forever,Copy !req
98. the newly married will go
in their own apartmentCopy !req
99. on the shore street!Copy !req
100. Sasha! Granny!Copy !req
101. You devil! Brother!
- I wonder how many rooms does it have?Copy !req
102. This is a joke honey!
- What joke?Copy !req
103. Let me hug you. Congratulations!Copy !req
104. Did you kill the owner?
- No we just kicked him out!Copy !req
105. And you are saying that she doesn't have a good background!Copy !req
106. Vitya, do you have the papers?
- To arrest him?Copy !req
107. Fool!
- It's hard to believe!Copy !req
108. Gentlemen, I am asking for your attention!Copy !req
109. Citizens and bandits, allo!
- Quiet, quiet!Copy !req
110. Quiet, brothers!Copy !req
111. Dear parents,
dear guests! Brothers!Copy !req
112. Sasha, the White! Brother!Copy !req
113. Specially for you and
your beautiful wife, Olya..Copy !req
114. we want to sing our
favourite song from our childhood!Copy !req
115. Please listen, this is a beautiful song!Copy !req
116. Bee, Cos!Copy !req
117. I began my life
in the city's underground...Copy !req
118. And I did not hear nice words...Copy !req
119. I am your brother, I am a human...Copy !req
120. Ah, those kids!Copy !req
121. For you, bro!
- Olya!Copy !req
122. We are getting off!Copy !req
123. "Ah there is a flower that blossoms
on the field next to the river... "Copy !req
124. Sanya, do you see the three windows?Copy !req
125. Get up there, look around and wave at us!Copy !req
126. Thanks for the present, brothers!
I will never forget this!Copy !req
127. One more or less...Copy !req
128. Till tomorrow!
- I am flying to Yalta, I will be a stunt man!Copy !req
129. Until tomorrow, Phil!
- Make a Masha!Copy !req
130. Do you need help?
- Fuck you!Copy !req
131. Belov, don't forget to wave at us!Copy !req
132. I am betting he will get
twins and not any less than that!Copy !req
133. 220 pounds!Copy !req
134. What do you want it to be?
- I want a beautiful person!Copy !req
135. It's very dark!
- What is this?Copy !req
136. Sasha, which is our apartment?
- Number 135!Copy !req
137. 134, 136,Copy !req
138. Sasha, 135!
- Olya, stay!Copy !req
139. Stay!
- Don't move!Copy !req
140. What's going on?
- Look after yourself so that God will look after you too!Copy !req
141. Are there rats?
- Rats!Copy !req
142. Scarry ones! You just don't move!Copy !req
143. Be quiet Olya, be quiet my little one!Copy !req
144. What rocket?
- They will wave at us and we will give them... fireworks!Copy !req
145. Boys, you are starting to shoot again!Copy !req
146. Hold the lighter!Copy !req
147. Give me a pin!Copy !req
148. Go back and and start going down,Copy !req
149. two floors underneath and wait for me there!
Do you understand?Copy !req
150. Tell me once you are there!Copy !req
151. They must be stuck in the elevator!
- They will not make it!Copy !req
152. Come here!
- Fall back!Copy !req
153. Lie down!Copy !req
154. Fuck! The White?Copy !req
155. Olya, are you okay?Copy !req
156. Stay away!Copy !req
157. Did you go mad?Copy !req
158. Bro, what happened?
- Where is Olya?Copy !req
159. Bastard!Copy !req
160. Bros, since you are so dumb, CosmosCopy !req
161. Yiurievich Holmogorov has
decided for you!Copy !req
162. Take it down immediately!
- Dad, I am contemplating!Copy !req
163. I wonder about what?
- The rat is betweenCopy !req
164. those who knew about the apartment!
- It is amongst us!Copy !req
165. What are you starting at?
- We don't mean you!Copy !req
166. Vitya, come have some tea!Copy !req
167. In short, this might be a dumb idea,Copy !req
168. but the devil has no other business!Copy !req
169. Cos, give birth faster!
- Phil!Copy !req
170. You are a stunt man!
- I will participate!Copy !req
171. I have to shoot with Ivanich in Yalta.
We are arrangint he pawns like this:Copy !req
172. In the morning we gather
everybody and you SanyaCopy !req
173. are flying for Yalta!Copy !req
174. You will be a stunt man!
- And so?Copy !req
175. Sanya, did you understand?
- Is this a hedgehog?Copy !req
176. A balloon!Copy !req
177. Alright. Phil gather the wholeCopy !req
178. brotherhood tomorrow at the airport!
Now everybody go to bed!Copy !req
179. After all tonight is my first
wedding night! You made itCopy !req
180. beautiful. Thank you!
- Bro, we are sorry this happened!Copy !req
181. My poor girl!Copy !req
182. How strange,Copy !req
183. I could have seen mom and dad today!Copy !req
184. I don't know how to respond to that!Copy !req
185. Sasha!Copy !req
186. Evil will always get evil as a response!Copy !req
187. I am not doing evil, I am just living!Copy !req
188. Then your life is evil!Copy !req
189. Forgive me, I don't know
why it happened like so?Copy !req
190. Forgive me, Olga!Copy !req
191. I knew who you were!Copy !req
192. I just love you a lot.Copy !req
193. More than my own life!
- My sweet Olya!Copy !req
194. My dear! My man!Copy !req
195. So here we have all pigeons!
And so: the situationCopy !req
196. around "Kurs invest" is very bloody!
We will follow the conflictCopy !req
197. until the critical moment is about to occur!
Then we will interfere!Copy !req
198. And Belov will either bend the knee
or fall into his grave! Is the task clear!Copy !req
199. Yes, sir!Copy !req
200. Cos, my stomach hurts, I will go to the...
- Of course!Copy !req
201. Boys, it's time to leave!
- Bee, it's time brother,Copy !req
202. I went crazy yesterday!Copy !req
203. Forget it, but I am still sour about it!
- You are correct!Copy !req
204. Don't remember me with bad!Copy !req
205. Bee!
- Be careful here!Copy !req
206. Phil, do you have the tickets?Copy !req
207. Goodbye, brothers!Copy !req
208. It's me! I failed.Copy !req
209. I did everything right, but
I had no luck! At the airport.Copy !req
210. I couldn't earlier. He is flying.Copy !req
211. You are wrong, fool!
I am not flying anywhere.Copy !req
212. You bastard!Copy !req
213. What is this room going to be?
- Maybe an office?Copy !req
214. An office!
No - the kid's room.Copy !req
215. And this, is this the biggest room?Copy !req
216. Yes, the dining room.
What kind of tea will you drink, Ceylonian or...Copy !req
217. Ceylonian.Copy !req
218. You are havin fun young people!Copy !req
219. Why is the bathroom so giant?
- It's normal,Copy !req
220. granny! Come it will get cold.
- I will come.Copy !req
221. Granny, do you want a short or a long tea?Copy !req
222. A normal one!Copy !req
223. Olya, I am very happy that you
have your own place!Copy !req
224. I still remember how during the evacuationCopy !req
225. your father and I were staying other people's places!Copy !req
226. Your father was then 2 years old!
- Do you want some sugar?Copy !req
227. No. I will drink it with the cake.Copy !req
228. After all, Sasha is a good lad!Copy !req
229. He is honest in his own way!Copy !req
230. His friends respect him,
look at the kind of apartment they gave you!Copy !req
231. We might move!Copy !req
232. Why, what has happened?Copy !req
233. Nothing, I just said it out of the blue.
Well will we go?Copy !req
234. Let's leave.Copy !req
235. Granny, let's take the stairs, the elevator is broken!
- They will fix it, don't think about moving elsewhere!Copy !req
236. Be careful, the stairs are dirty!
- Your entrance needs work.Copy !req
237. What's happened here!
- A gas bottle exploded.Copy !req
238. What kind of bottle it looks like a bomb exploded?Copy !req
239. Seven!
- I counted nine.Copy !req
240. Very little!
- With our lifestyle every year counts as two!Copy !req
241. It's still too little!
- Sasha, look at those berries!Copy !req
242. Give me some.Copy !req
243. I just remembered, where are
Skip and the Louse?Copy !req
244. Skip has a fever, he is sick.Copy !req
245. Goka's nose is broken!Copy !req
246. What's happened?
- They got in a fight with the new guys!Copy !req
247. They say that every week out of Sibir
a new brigade is coming!Copy !req
248. I am not sure if they are coming from Sibir ot Shao Lin?Copy !req
249. Skip said that he couldn't even raise his arm!Copy !req
250. We have no bodyguards, this is some sort of
choir of boys with their bunnies!Copy !req
251. Belov, you know that
there will always be a better fighter!Copy !req
252. What else do you know?Copy !req
253. That you brought the man, who
planted a granade on me!Copy !req
254. These are your people Valera
and I will hold you responsible!Copy !req
255. This is not something small!
This applies for all of you!Copy !req
256. Let's go, bunnies!Copy !req
257. Let's go, what are we waiting for?Copy !req
258. Let him rest in peace!Copy !req
259. My man looks gloomy?Copy !req
260. Will you have dinner, there's meat?Copy !req
261. I will eat meat!
- It's still warm!Copy !req
262. We went to a concert!
- Great!Copy !req
263. Do you know that the devils
play violins?Copy !req
264. Don't speak nonsense!Copy !req
265. That's my first violin,
my granny found it!Copy !req
266. Sasha, did you go for mushrooms?
- Something like that!Copy !req
267. Give me the instrument!Copy !req
268. Have you chosen any furniture,
we need to furnish!Copy !req
269. There's no point, after we move
that's when we will furnish!Copy !req
270. Where, do you not like it here?
- I like, a lot!Copy !req
271. Then, what's the problem?
- There's no problem, everything is great!Copy !req
272. Olya, stop complaining,
I told you that I will arrange everything!Copy !req
273. Don't start, please!Copy !req
274. Sasha!Copy !req
275. We need to move out of here!Copy !req
276. That's all I am asking you for!Copy !req
277. I am tired of shaking every time I approach the front door!Copy !req
278. Don't shake! Olya, this is a present from the boys, they've put a lot of effort!Copy !req
279. They had to kick out some drunks from here!
- Who is more dear to you, me or the boys?Copy !req
280. Don't ask me stupid questions!Copy !req
281. And since when did you become so smart?Copy !req
282. Are you now professor Kapitza?Copy !req
283. No I am a hedgehog from the forest!
- There's a hall in the conservatoryCopy !req
284. that was named after my grandfather!
Don't treat me like this!Copy !req
285. You just made me happy!
- We might not be as rich but...Copy !req
286. Listen I am who I am!
You need to understand this for our own sake!Copy !req
287. End of subject!Copy !req
288. In regards to the brilliants,Copy !req
289. get in touch with the prosecutor's office!Copy !req
290. Get complainant's testimonies!Copy !req
291. Alright! I will get on it!Copy !req
292. Anything else, Pyotr Ilich?
- Anything else?Copy !req
293. Another one!Copy !req
294. Look!Copy !req
295. People who were looking for mushrooms found him. Bastards!Copy !req
296. They dig something like this and then we have to deal with it!Copy !req
297. Where is he from?
- We just got these!Copy !req
298. Let me get on this case.Copy !req
299. Maybe he is not nobody!
- You eagle!Copy !req
300. So this boy owed me!
He had to...Copy !req
301. kill Belov, but something went wrong.
Our lives are a chain ofCopy !req
302. accidents!
- Hold on!Copy !req
303. He doesn't look like he is alive on the photo?
- Yes, I guess that's true!Copy !req
304. They killed him!
You are an animal, do you understand?Copy !req
305. You are putting me in danger!
What did you promise me? I gave you money, didn't I?Copy !req
306. Yes you paid me but the killer made a mistake!Copy !req
307. You are an animal, Vova!Copy !req
308. Don't shake!
He didn't know who and why.Copy !req
309. You think that Belov is an idiot and he won't figure out who ordered this?Copy !req
310. Yes, that's true! He will figure it out.Copy !req
311. Don't you want to leave for now?Copy !req
312. Mongolia -Ulan Bator!
- Fuck you! I am just kidding!Copy !req
313. However now I can get rid of Belov!Copy !req
314. You already got rid of him once,
you terminator!Copy !req
315. No, but now I can legally put him in jail!Copy !req
316. Anything can happen in jail!Copy !req
317. But it will require an additional fee!Copy !req
318. First you get him in
afterwards we will talk about the money.Copy !req
319. You have no other choice. You fucked yourself, Arthur!Copy !req
320. Belov is hardcore he will not break easily.Copy !req
321. If I don't help you, who will?Copy !req
322. In other words this matter has to be decided not within hours,Copy !req
323. but within minutes!Copy !req
324. Here's paper and a pen.Copy !req
325. Write a complaint!Copy !req
326. How you've been racketeered by the criminal group of Belov!Copy !req
327. Volodya, why don't you go fuck yourself!Copy !req
328. This is the reception. One moment.Copy !req
329. Arthur Veniaminovich Belov and Pchyolkin are coming to see you!Copy !req
330. I am not here!Copy !req
331. Arthur Veniaminovich they are already climbing the stairs!Copy !req
332. They've arrived with several cars, they are not asking to enter!Copy !req
333. Hi Lyuda!
Is Arthur in his office?Copy !req
334. Did you not meet him?
I am sorry but you can't go there!Copy !req
335. We are members of the board of directors! We will wait for him!Copy !req
336. Let me turn it off.
- No, no I can!Copy !req
337. Belov, there's a lot of space here, let me hang a punching bag?Copy !req
338. I will put a pool table there!Copy !req
339. Lyuda, bring me a coffee! Lyuda, you've been asked for coffee! Vodka for me!Copy !req
340. Where are we going? There?
- No there.Copy !req
341. Belov, you will not get your coffee. Bee went with her!Copy !req
342. What happened Bee? Did you fail!Copy !req
343. She is not my type!
- You failed, you failed!Copy !req
344. Check the current papers we might find something interestingCopy !req
345. Why are you sitting there?
- Let me be the boss for a couple minutes!Copy !req
346. The cognac is good! My father brought the same,Copy !req
347. from the astrophysics' congres.
- Cos, stop drinking!Copy !req
348. Alright.Copy !req
349. Lyuda, where's the coffee?
- Very interesting!Copy !req
350. How did he leave?
His car is still here!Copy !req
351. Maybe he has not left, maybe he just hid somewhere!Copy !req
352. For real, I will go check!
- Yes, please check.Copy !req
353. Arthur, come out you sneaky coward!Copy !req
354. Hey you, head like a melon!
Where are you hiding, my love?Copy !req
355. Are you here?Copy !req
356. Doesn't matter, I will find you!Copy !req
357. Lyuda, where's the coffee?
- She is strict but fair!Copy !req
358. Is there no vodka?Copy !req
359. Lyuda, you know that,Copy !req
360. Arthur is somewhere here. Where exactly?
- I told you that he's left!Copy !req
361. Cos do you like Lyuda?
- Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
362. I like her!Copy !req
363. Stop, Stop!Copy !req
364. Enough! I will talk to Arthur later!Copy !req
365. If he has disappeared we will find him!Copy !req
366. What is there to talk about?
We need to chop his head off and that's all!Copy !req
367. Lyuda, why is the door locked are you doing rennovations? Arthur!Copy !req
368. I am in charge right now!Copy !req
369. Some guy from Caucasus is calling he is saying that Arthur hasn't paid for the second delivery!Copy !req
370. Tell him to go fuck himself!Copy !req
371. Allo, can you hear this, my friend?
There's powerful people here!Copy !req
372. They said to go fuck yourself! What?Copy !req
373. He said that he will be here tomorrow and he will chop both us and Arthur into pieces!Copy !req
374. Okay, let's go!
Lyuda!Copy !req
375. What happened, did you get scared?
We were just kidding!Copy !req
376. I am sorry, we won't joke like this anymore!
- Forgive us!Copy !req
377. Allo, Raisa Simeonovna, Olya Sirukova is bother you. Is Vitaly home?Copy !req
378. I apologise, I will call again later.
Tell him I've called. Goodbye!Copy !req
379. They've left.Copy !req
380. Lyuda, props to you!
Arthur owes you for life!Copy !req
381. Take him!Copy !req
382. Where were you until now!Copy !req
383. What are you looking at? Pick me up!Copy !req
384. There's no paper, the floor is called!Copy !req
385. where is he?
- Quiet, sh-sh-sh...Copy !req
386. Everything is under control!
- Sign and I will write the complaint on my own!Copy !req
387. Bring the car at 10!
- Where are you going now?Copy !req
388. Allo, this is officer Kaverin!Copy !req