1. - Now, kids, in honor
of veterans day,Copy !req
2. We've got a very special
guest speaker.Copy !req
3. A real, live war hero:Copy !req
4. Woody johnson.Copy !req
5. - Hi, kids, she's right.
I am a war hero.Copy !req
6. - My dad's a fireman.Copy !req
7. - Your dad is a pussy.
- Aw.Copy !req
8. - While your fathers
were all smoking doobiesCopy !req
9. And washing out
their vaginas,Copy !req
10. I was in the shit
fighting for your freedom...Copy !req
11. When I wasn't giving iraqi
whores my veiny hussein-y.Copy !req
12. - Can you skip to the part
where you got your medal?Copy !req
13. - I'm getting to that,
bitch.Copy !req
14. I was in an elite special ops
unit called the red skulls.Copy !req
15. One day when we were
on patrol,Copy !req
16. A fellow soldier,
private jackubowski,Copy !req
17. Got wounded.Copy !req
18. I saved his life.Copy !req
19. I dragged that half-dead bastard
over three milesCopy !req
20. Of war-torn desert.Copy !req
21. It was a truly brave act.Copy !req
22. - How did the soldier
get hurt?Copy !req
23. - What are you,
the hague?Copy !req
24. It was a long time ago.Copy !req
25. Like I can remember
all the details.Copy !req
26. Now we are blood brothers
for life.Copy !req
27. We'll always have
each others' backs.Copy !req
28. Red skulls!
Respect and protect!Copy !req
29. - Oh, there you go.
- Aah!Copy !req
30. - Steve, you're a funny
mother.Copy !req
31. - You'd have to be high
to laugh at that.Copy !req
32. - I'm always high, huh?
That's messed up.Copy !req
33. it's 4:20!Copy !req
34. - All right, rangers.Copy !req
35. I told you he was funny.Copy !req
36. - Steve, let me help you up.
- Aah!Copy !req
37. - Bad news, rangers.Copy !req
38. You won't be receiving
christmas bonuses this year.Copy !req
39. - Oh, man.
- What?Copy !req
40. - I never get one anyway.Copy !req
41. - Well, that's because
you're a lesbian, connie! Jeez!Copy !req
42. - What about the rest of us?
We were counting on that money.Copy !req
43. - Well, I had to use the money
to renovate the park.Copy !req
44. - By park,
he means our cabin.Copy !req
45. - This is ridiculous.Copy !req
46. You and malloy already live
in a mansionCopy !req
47. While we're stuck
in run-down shacks.Copy !req
48. - Silence, peasant.Copy !req
49. - I'm the boss and I have
to make hard decisions,Copy !req
50. Like deciding if I wanted
cherry or mahogany floorsCopy !req
51. In the new wing of my cabin.
Suck it!Copy !req
52. - You see, woody and I
are upper class.Copy !req
53. We can't survive
without nice things,Copy !req
54. Like this jacket
made of real bear fur.Copy !req
55. - Look, I don't have
a heart of stone.Copy !req
56. - I'm even having
a housewarming partyCopy !req
57. To celebrate our renovations,
and I want you all there.Copy !req
58. - what a dick.Copy !req
59. - Here's to our cabin's
new addition:Copy !req
60. The christmas bonus room.Copy !req
61. - To the one percent.Copy !req
62. - This party is a bunch
of bullshit.Copy !req
63. - Yeah, did woody really
have to spring for indoor snow?Copy !req
64. - Snow is for poor people.
That's cocaine.Copy !req
65. - Hello, frosty the blow man.Copy !req
66. Ooh!Copy !req
67. Eight ball fight!Copy !req
68. all right!Copy !req
69. - Woody, your war buddies
are here.Copy !req
70. - Hey! It's hoppy, gimpy,
and lefty.Copy !req
71. Isn't it funny how you guys
got injuriesCopy !req
72. That matched
your nicknames?Copy !req
73. - You know, it's odd
how you were the only red skullCopy !req
74. Who made it out
without a single injury.Copy !req
75. - Well, I guess heroes
aren't just braverCopy !req
76. Than normal people,
they're also luckier.Copy !req
77. Don't forget,
I saved jackubowski.Copy !req
78. - To jackubowski.Copy !req
79. Red skulls!
Respect and protect!Copy !req
80. - Ooh. Do you jerk off
with that thing?Copy !req
81. I'll bet it's like getting
a hand job from a velociraptor.Copy !req
82. - Those pigs.
They don't have class.Copy !req
83. They don't even know
what class is.Copy !req
84. Ooh, trash vodka.Copy !req
85. - Do you work here?Copy !req
86. - Unfortunately, I didn't
finish college, so yes.Copy !req
87. - I need to see head ranger
woody johnson at once.Copy !req
88. - Why?Copy !req
89. - Because I'm the new secretary
of the interior.Copy !req
90. I'm your boss' boss.Copy !req
91. - Oh, I'd hate to get him
into trouble.Copy !req
92. I haven't made a coke angelCopy !req
93. Since I was a kid.Copy !req
94. Man, jorge said he was sending
over some ugly whores,Copy !req
95. And he wasn't joking.Copy !req
96. At least you look like
you can take a punch.Copy !req
97. Well, let's get this over with
before the coke dick sets inCopy !req
98. And makes it awkward
for both of us.Copy !req
99. - Hey, woody, where should I put
these ugly whores?Copy !req
100. - Wait, if you're not
one of jorge's homely hookers,Copy !req
101. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
102. - She's your boss,Copy !req
103. The new secretary
of the interior.Copy !req
104. Suck it.Copy !req
105. - Care to explain what's
going on here, mr. Johnson?Copy !req
106. - Uh, this is all a party
in your honor.Copy !req
107. Surprise!
Key bump?Copy !req
108. - Let's talk about
something important.Copy !req
109. Put that coffee down.Copy !req
110. Do you think
I'm with you?Copy !req
111. I am not with you.Copy !req
112. You call yourself a ranger,
you son of a bitch?Copy !req
113. - I peed.Copy !req
114. - You are the sorriest excuse
for rangers I've ever seen,Copy !req
115. And I've been in this business
for 15 years.Copy !req
116. - What's your name?
- you.Copy !req
117. That's my name.Copy !req
118. - Is that Korean?Copy !req
119. - Brickleberry is the worst park
in the country.Copy !req
120. auschwitz would get
a better yelp review.Copy !req
121. I'm here to turn
this dump around,Copy !req
122. And I'm not leaving
until I do.Copy !req
123. There are going to be changes.Copy !req
124. Number one: Drug tests.Copy !req
125. - It's been a pleasure
working here.Copy !req
126. I'm gonna miss all of y'all.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
127. - That brings us
to woody johnson.Copy !req
128. You couldn't manage a blow job
in a dick factory.Copy !req
129. - Dick factory?
Is that where they make dicks,Copy !req
130. Or is it a factory
made out of dicks?Copy !req
131. - Shut up, you idiot!Copy !req
132. I should fire your fat ass.Copy !req
133. - No! Please give me
another chance.Copy !req
134. I know this park sucks,Copy !req
135. But I'll have a plan
to fix everythingCopy !req
136. First thing
in the morning.Copy !req
137. - All right, johnson,
but it better be goodCopy !req
138. Or there'll be hell to pay.Copy !req
139. - Bye, you.Copy !req
140. You can't quit.
This park is your home.Copy !req
141. All you have to do is go without
weed for a couple of days.Copy !req
142. - I've never gone without weed
for two hours,Copy !req
143. Much less two days.Copy !req
144. - Well, I'm not losing
my best friend.Copy !req
145. You can stop,
and I'll help you.Copy !req
146. - I do like working here.Copy !req
147. You really think
you could help me quit?Copy !req
148. - How bad can it be?Copy !req
149. It's not like you're gonna
have withdrawals.Copy !req
150. See the baby?
See the baby!Copy !req
151. Come on, steve,
just give me one puff.Copy !req
152. I'll suck your.Copy !req
153. - You can suck my
all you want,Copy !req
154. But you're not getting
any weed.Copy !req
155. - I need a plan
to fix the park.Copy !req
156. Plan to fix the park.
That's it!Copy !req
157. Where the hell
are them loompa oompas?Copy !req
158. Goddamn it!
Forgot to feed them.Copy !req
159. Aah!Copy !req
160. - What are you
screaming about?Copy !req
161. - I can't come up with a plan
to fix this park.Copy !req
162. Oh, that secretary is going
to fire me tomorrow.Copy !req
163. - Uh, you're in
the ranger union.Copy !req
164. She can't fire you.Copy !req
165. - She can't?
- No.Copy !req
166. If you want her respect,
be a man.Copy !req
167. March in there tomorrow
and show her who's boss.Copy !req
168. - Yeah.
Good idea, malloy.Copy !req
169. - Hey, where did frosty
the blow man go?Copy !req
170. - Oh, uh, he had to go back
to the north poleCopy !req
171. And help santa,
little buddy.Copy !req
172. - You snorted him,
didn't you?Copy !req
173. - Yeah, snorted him.
Hat and all.Copy !req
174. - Who re-painted the trim
on the ranger station?Copy !req
175. - Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
176. - Denzel, what are you
doing at work before lunch?Copy !req
177. - Denzel is clean and sober
for the first time ever.Copy !req
178. I'm proud of him.Copy !req
179. - I've accomplished so much
this morning.Copy !req
180. Now I'm going to write
a letter to adult swim.Copy !req
181. It abruptly stopped being funny
last night.Copy !req
182. It just turned
into nonsense.Copy !req
183. - All right, johnson,
let's hear this plan.Copy !req
184. - Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
185. All right, this is you.Copy !req
186. [in high-pitched voice]
I'm a hateful bitchCopy !req
187. With a dried-up snatch.Copy !req
188. What's that in the sky?Copy !req
189. Oh no,
it's woody's asshole!Copy !req
190. It's covering me in shit,
but I love it,Copy !req
191. Because I'm such a nasty
poop-eating slut.Copy !req
192. It's in my mouth!Copy !req
193. Yum, yum, yummy!Copy !req
194. and there's my plan.Copy !req
195. What do you think?Copy !req
196. - How dare you, johnson?
I'm gonna—Copy !req
197. - Gonna what?
You can't fire me.Copy !req
198. I'm in the goddamn
ranger union.Copy !req
199. - There's no such thing
as a ranger union.Copy !req
200. - Huh?
- Ooh, sorry.Copy !req
201. I forgot I made that up.
- What?Copy !req
202. - You deserve to be terminated,
johnson.Copy !req
203. But I've got a better idea:
A demotion.Copy !req
204. Sorry, a lowly rangerCopy !req
205. Can't stay in this cabin,
but I can.Copy !req
206. You two will have to find
housing elsewhere.Copy !req
207. - Elsewhere?
Elsewhere where?Copy !req
208. - Not a chance.
- Not with me.Copy !req
209. - No way in hell.Copy !req
210. - Then where are we supposed
to stay?Copy !req
211. - Now if you gotta shit,Copy !req
212. Go on the newspaper.Copy !req
213. The sink's stopped up.
- Perfect.Copy !req
214. - Great job, woody.
This place is almost as badCopy !req
215. As a comfort inn.Copy !req
216. - Goddamn you, jim. I told you
to pay the light bill.Copy !req
217. - I hope they do shut it off
so I won't be able to seeCopy !req
218. Your damn ugly face!Copy !req
219. - Oh! Oh, god. Ow!Copy !req
220. - You're the one who told me
to stand up to the secretary.Copy !req
221. - I'm a bear.
You took advice from a bear.Copy !req
222. - Good point.
I won't do that again.Copy !req
223. - Now I've got some advice
for you.Copy !req
224. - Lay it on me.
- From now on,Copy !req
225. You are going to do
everything she says,Copy !req
226. And beg her
for your old job back.Copy !req
227. - I hate you,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
228. - Aah!Copy !req
229. - I can't spend another night
in this stump dump.Copy !req
230. We've gotta
get our place back.Copy !req
231. - We will, malloy.
I promise.Copy !req
232. Let's just try
to make the best of it.Copy !req
233. - Oh! Oh! Oh, lord.
- Ooh! Oh, yeah, give it to me.Copy !req
234. Oh, yeah, give it to me, jim.
- Oh! Oh! Oh, lord.Copy !req
235. - Please. Please,
give me my job back.Copy !req
236. I saw an amputated stump
go somewhereCopy !req
237. It shouldn't of last night.Copy !req
238. - Get up, johnson,
you slob.Copy !req
239. If you want your old job back,
you have to earn it.Copy !req
240. Start by doing everything
on this list.Copy !req
241. - I'll do it.
Ranger johnson is on it.Copy !req
242. - Hey, lookie here.
Free maple syrup.Copy !req
243. - No, no, no... Aah!Copy !req
244. Make it shine, inez.Copy !req
245. - What's going on there,
johnson?Copy !req
246. - Aah!Copy !req
247. - What's all this?Copy !req
248. - I'm selling
all my weed stuff.Copy !req
249. From now on, I'm on
the straight and narrow.Copy !req
250. - Thanks, mister.Copy !req
251. - Okay, mr. Serious.Copy !req
252. Check this out.Copy !req
253. Oh, no! My ass!Copy !req
254. My burning ass!Copy !req
255. Now I've got broken glass
in my burning ass!Copy !req
256. Why aren't you laughing?Copy !req
257. - Oh, my god, ethel.Copy !req
258. You've gotta try
some of these brownies.Copy !req
259. They're yumsters.Copy !req
260. - Mmm, don't mind if I do.Copy !req
261. Mmm, these are great.Copy !req
262. Did you bake them?Copy !req
263. - No, I got them from
denzel's yard sale.Copy !req
264. - Mmm. Oh, okay.Copy !req
265. Wait. What?Copy !req
266. - I forgot how to shit.Copy !req
267. - Okay, miss secretary, ma'am.
I did everything on your list.Copy !req
268. - I know, johnson.Copy !req
269. Woody, it gives me
great pleasureCopy !req
270. To tell you
the new head rangerCopy !req
271. Is denzel jackson.Copy !req
272. - What?
- No!Copy !req
273. - That's awesome.
Thank you, secretary.Copy !req
274. - What the hell?
I did everything you asked!Copy !req
275. Why are you
ruining my life?Copy !req
276. - Because a loser like you
doesn't deserve a life.Copy !req
277. You actually thought I was
going to give you your job back?Copy !req
278. Ha! You'll never be
head ranger again on my watch.Copy !req
279. - Why, you dirty
piece of sh—Copy !req
280. - Don't lose your temper, woody.
We can handle this like adults.Copy !req
281. We are going to kill her.Copy !req
282. - Now that's good advice.Copy !req
283. Hey, can you kill
the secretary for us?Copy !req
284. - Already done.Copy !req
285. - That's a secretary,
not the secretary.Copy !req
286. Oh, don't worry. I've got like
15 more in the truck.Copy !req
287. There's going to be a lot
of unbrewed coffeeCopy !req
288. And empty spread sheets
next week.Copy !req
289. - Okay. We can ride this out.Copy !req
290. We just need to stay calm.Copy !req
291. - You're right.
We'll be fine by tomorrow.Copy !req
292. Tomorrow?Copy !req
293. Connie. The drug test
is tomorrow.Copy !req
294. - Aah!Copy !req
295. - We have to find
some clean urine.Copy !req
296. - I've got a fake penis.Copy !req
297. - What good will that do us?Copy !req
298. - I'm just saying.Copy !req
299. - Head ranger denzel jackson.Copy !req
300. I like the sound of that.Copy !req
301. - Looking good, buddy.Copy !req
302. I think that this is cause
for a little celebration, huh?Copy !req
303. - Steve, what the hell, man?Copy !req
304. - Head rangers give drug tests,
not take them.Copy !req
305. So you can get high again.Copy !req
306. - I don't want to get high,Copy !req
307. And it's messed up
that you of all peopleCopy !req
308. Would try to get me to.Copy !req
309. - It's just you've been
a little uptight.Copy !req
310. You haven't seemed
like yourself since you quit.Copy !req
311. - This is myself.Copy !req
312. The pothead who laughed at all
your dumb bullshit was not me.Copy !req
313. I'm never smoking again.Copy !req
314. - Meow.Copy !req
315. - Aah!Copy !req
316. Ethel, I've got
the clean pee...Copy !req
317. Whoa!Copy !req
318. - No!
Oh, we're finished!Copy !req
319. - We can just come up
with another plan.Copy !req
320. - We're high!Copy !req
321. It took 17 hours to
come up with this plan.Copy !req
322. - I've got it.
We need to go see jorge.Copy !req
323. He can fix anything.
But we gotta hurry.Copy !req
324. - Slow down, connie!Copy !req
325. No! You're gonna kill us!Copy !req
326. - Well, like my daddy
always said,Copy !req
327. You want to kill somebody right,
you gotta kill them yourself.Copy !req
328. - Who the hell put rice
in my coffee?Copy !req
329. - Yes!Copy !req
330. - Ricin, you idiot.
Not "rice in."Copy !req
331. - Hurry up, malloy.
Cut the brakes.Copy !req
332. - Got it.Copy !req
333. - Ha-ha! Aah!Copy !req
334. All right, lady, we'll make this
quick and painless.Copy !req
335. - Don't.
I like pain.Copy !req
336. - Ow! Ow!
- You mother—Copy !req
337. - Hey, you two,
shit's about to get weird.Copy !req
338. Get the cool whip.Copy !req
339. - Well, we're in for
another rough night, malloy.Copy !req
340. She won.
She beat us.Copy !req
341. We'll just start a new life
somewhere else.Copy !req
342. - We're not going out
like this, woody.Copy !req
343. You are a war hero.Copy !req
344. Before we leave,
we should shit in her mailbox.Copy !req
345. - Malloy, you are on
an advice roll.Copy !req
346. - What do you want?Copy !req
347. - Look, it was wrong
to try and get you to smoke.Copy !req
348. I'm sorry.
I brought you a peace offering.Copy !req
349. Your favorite thing
in the world.Copy !req
350. - A macrib?Copy !req
351. - They're out of season,Copy !req
352. So don't ask me what I had to do
to get it.Copy !req
353. Here's a hint:Copy !req
354. It involved grimace
and a hand job.Copy !req
355. - Steve, I only liked those
because I was high.Copy !req
356. - You don't want it?Copy !req
357. - Damn it, steve.
Look what you did.Copy !req
358. Get the hell out of here
and leave me alone.Copy !req
359. - All I want—I just—Copy !req
360. - Well, I guess it's not
just the macribCopy !req
361. I only like when I'm high.Copy !req
362. - Funyuns?
- No.Copy !req
363. - Seth rogen?
- No!Copy !req
364. You, steve.
I don't like you anymore.Copy !req
365. - Denzel, you may have gotten
your short-term memory back,Copy !req
366. But you forgot
who you were.Copy !req
367. Now if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
368. I have to go fist hamburglar
for a shamrock shake.Copy !req
369. - Hurry up, woody.
I can't hold you much longer.Copy !req
370. - Give me a minute. It's hard
to take a horizontal shit.Copy !req
371. There, it's out.
Put the flag up.Copy !req
372. Oh, shit.
Hide.Copy !req
373. What the hell
is she doing?Copy !req
374. - Oh, my god.Copy !req
375. She is obsessed with you.Copy !req
376. - It all makes sense now.Copy !req
377. That's why she's been
treating me like shit.Copy !req
378. - This is great.
We can have our lives back.Copy !req
379. You just need to ram her.Copy !req
380. Ram her hard.
Ram her long.Copy !req
381. Ram her deep.
- Ew, no way.Copy !req
382. She's disgusting.Copy !req
383. - There y'all are.
Now come on home.Copy !req
384. I need you
to hose down beulah.Copy !req
385. Her folds get real cheesy
after a good screwing.Copy !req
386. - Okay, I'll ram her.Copy !req
387. Ram her hard, ram her long,
ram her deep.Copy !req
388. - Oh, no.Copy !req
389. Here comes the secretary.Copy !req
390. - She's catching up
with the car.Copy !req
391. She's like terminator 2!Copy !req
392. Oh, crap, we're dead.Copy !req
393. - Just act straight, connie.Copy !req
394. - I'm straight. I love penis.
- What?Copy !req
395. This is about
your drug tests.Copy !req
396. You passed.Copy !req
397. - We did?
- How's that possible?Copy !req
398. - You took it yesterday,
remember?Copy !req
399. - That's right.Copy !req
400. We must have been so high
that we forgot.Copy !req
401. - What did you say?
- She knows!Copy !req
402. - I can't stand
steve's silly ass.Copy !req
403. He doesn't know anything
about work ethic.Copy !req
404. Hello, denzel.Copy !req
405. - Aah! What the hell are you?Copy !req
406. - You don't remember me?
I'm your childhood friend.Copy !req
407. - Reefer sutherland?Copy !req
408. - That's right.
I'm here to stop youCopy !req
409. From losing your best friend
steve,Copy !req
410. Because you're all uptight
and kind of a dick.Copy !req
411. - Well, what can I do
to save our friendship?Copy !req
412. - Smoke me, denzel.
Smoke me.Copy !req
413. - No, I won't do it.Copy !req
414. I'm making something
of my life.Copy !req
415. - I'm going to show you
what life will be likeCopy !req
416. If you never smoke again.Copy !req
417. Abraca-dopey.Copy !req
418. - Oh, look.
That's my old drug dealer.Copy !req
419. - I'm sorry.
I lost my best client, denzel.Copy !req
420. There'll be no operation
for whiny tim.Copy !req
421. - But, dad!Copy !req
422. - Shut your whiny ass up!Copy !req
423. - Hocus smoke-us.Copy !req
424. Without you as a friend,
steve hit rock bottom.Copy !req
425. - Oh, my god.
Steve's a homeless bum?Copy !req
426. - No.
He blows homeless bums.Copy !req
427. - Now will you be my friend?
- No.Copy !req
428. - That's terrible.
But what happens to me, reefer?Copy !req
429. - Without weed, you were
a workaholic overachiever.Copy !req
430. You become the first
all-black president.Copy !req
431. Presto-weedo.Copy !req
432. - Hell, yeah!
That's awesome!Copy !req
433. Wait a minute.
Why am I blind?Copy !req
434. - Glaucoma.Copy !req
435. You made marijuana possession
a capital offense.Copy !req
436. - Who's that?
- Whiny tim.Copy !req
437. - Why'd you have to ruin
my childhood?Copy !req
438. Now I have to kill you.Copy !req
439. - Run, blind president me!Copy !req
440. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
441. Steve, warm up
that macribCopy !req
442. And paint some eyeballs
on your titties.Copy !req
443. I'm back, bitch!Copy !req
444. - Be right there, buddy.
- No.Copy !req
445. - Johnson, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
446. - I know your secret.Copy !req
447. I saw your little
love shrine to me.Copy !req
448. I'm here to give you what
you want: Johnson's johnson.Copy !req
449. - You're a very clever man,
woody.Copy !req
450. That's exactly
what I want.Copy !req
451. - Man, it is good to be back
in the upper middle class.Copy !req
452. Where's my controller?Copy !req
453. Holy shit.Copy !req
454. There it is.Copy !req
455. - Ooh, kinky.
Daddy like.Copy !req
456. - Woody, you think you know
my secret.Copy !req
457. But there's one gaping hole
you missed.Copy !req
458. - Aah! What the hell is that?Copy !req
459. - You don't like it?Copy !req
460. - No. It looks like someone
spilled a can of ravioli.Copy !req
461. - Okay. I—Copy !req
462. - It looks like the elephant man
after a pie-eating contest.Copy !req
463. - You done?Copy !req
464. - No. It looks like
a bangladeshi street vendorCopy !req
465. Flipped over his food cart!Copy !req
466. - Enough.Copy !req
467. This is your handiwork.Copy !req
468. - What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
469. - You don't remember
your "brother"?Copy !req
470. - Oh, my god.Copy !req
471. Private jackubowski?Copy !req
472. - That's right, woody.Copy !req
473. After you threw me on that
grenade and blew my dick off,Copy !req
474. It was less humiliating
to live as a woman.Copy !req
475. The thought of revenge
was the only thingCopy !req
476. That kept me from blowing
my brains out.Copy !req
477. I've been waiting
a long time for this.Copy !req
478. - Are you going to kill me?Copy !req
479. - That's much
too quick and easy.Copy !req
480. An eye for an eye.Copy !req
481. A dong for a dong.Copy !req
482. - Not the dong! Not the dong!
Not the dong!Copy !req
483. - Yeah, woody.
You get that job back.Copy !req
484. - I've taken your job,Copy !req
485. Your house,
your dignity.Copy !req
486. Now it's time
for the final piece.Copy !req
487. You took my manhood.Copy !req
488. Now I'm taking yours.Copy !req
489. - No!Copy !req
490. - remember the day we got those?Copy !req
491. We were brothers, jackubowski,
and I'm sorry I let you down.Copy !req
492. I know I deserve this.Copy !req
493. Just—just get it over with.Copy !req
494. - As much as I hate you,
I'm still a red skull.Copy !req
495. I took a vow.Copy !req
496. Respect and protect.Copy !req
497. - You know something,
jackubowski?Copy !req
498. Even without
your hose and clankers,Copy !req
499. You're a better man
than I am.Copy !req
500. What I did to you
was wrong.Copy !req
501. I'd do anything
to make it up to you.Copy !req
502. - Well, I haven't had sex
since the incident.Copy !req
503. wait, you're serious?Copy !req
504. - that's not even a real vagina.Copy !req
505. - Oh, yeah.
- No! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
506. Okay, it ain't bad.Copy !req
507. - I'm glad our plan worked.Copy !req
508. - I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
509. What the hell happened
to you two?Copy !req
510. - Don't ask.Copy !req
511. We've had a rough
couple of days.Copy !req
512. - We're never
getting high again.Copy !req
513. - Oh, there's my weed water.Copy !req
514. - Well, I've learned
a lesson,Copy !req
515. To respect and protect
my staff.Copy !req
516. - You left the top off
the cool whip, asshole!Copy !req
517. - Aah!
- Whoa!Copy !req
518. Steve, you a funny
mother.Copy !req