1. - Whoo!
That was good, baby.Copy !req
2. I bet you ain't made a face like
that since your last stroke.Copy !req
3. - Don't light that.
I'm on oxygen—Copy !req
4. - Congratulations, denzel.Copy !req
5. This is your fourth
sex-related injury this month.Copy !req
6. - What can I say, doc?Copy !req
7. Sleeping with old ladies
is dangerous.Copy !req
8. Whoa!Copy !req
9. Wah!
Hey!Copy !req
10. Oh, shit!Copy !req
11. Ah! Hey!Copy !req
12. Ow! Help me!
Hey!Copy !req
13. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
14. Ah!
Teefers! Teefers!Copy !req
15. - Denzel, your unnatural
attraction to elderly womenCopy !req
16. Is a condition called
gerontophilia,Copy !req
17. And it is often fatal.Copy !req
18. - Fatal?
I'll kill for pussy,Copy !req
19. But I ain't gonna die for it.Copy !req
20. - Luckily,
this condition can be curedCopy !req
21. By a simple
outpatient procedure.Copy !req
22. - Really?
Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
23. - Let's get you prepped.Copy !req
24. - Hey, what are you doing back—
ow!Copy !req
25. - And now for the test.Copy !req
26. Tammy!
Gladys!Copy !req
27. Could you come in here, please?Copy !req
28. Now, denzel,
which do you prefer?Copy !req
29. Nurse?Copy !req
30. Or hearse?Copy !req
31. I now pronounce you cured,
denzel.Copy !req
32. How do you feel?Copy !req
33. - I wanna be a fireman!Copy !req
34. - Ah!Copy !req
35. - And not only am I cured
of my lust for grannies,Copy !req
36. I'm dating dr. Kuzniak's
hot nurse, tammy.Copy !req
37. - That's great, buddy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
38. I was starting to think
you were some kind of weirdo.Copy !req
39. - And that's coming from
a shaved gorillaCopy !req
40. Who eats potpourri.Copy !req
41. - It makes my farts
smell like christmas.Copy !req
42. - I have big news, too.Copy !req
43. - Cancer, cancer, cancer...Copy !req
44. - No.
I'm also dating someone.Copy !req
45. Her name is tj.Copy !req
46. She's smoking hot.
She's athletic.Copy !req
47. - Steve, uh,
you can't dateCopy !req
48. The characters
you create on wii fit.Copy !req
49. - Oh, leave steve alone.Copy !req
50. I think it's sweet he's got
an imaginary girlfriend.Copy !req
51. - She's not imaginary.
And I'll prove it.Copy !req
52. Let's go on a double date.Copy !req
53. - All right.
I'll bring tammy.Copy !req
54. You bring kate made-up-ton.Copy !req
55. - Bonjour,
mon co-travailleurs.Copy !req
56. Don't you want to know why
I'm speaking french?Copy !req
57. - Because you're a whore.
- No.Copy !req
58. I'm entering the miss national
park beauty pageant.Copy !req
59. - I couldn't give
two squirts of piss.Copy !req
60. Seriously, I got a prostateCopy !req
61. The size
of melissa mccarthy's head.Copy !req
62. - First place is a round-trip
ticket to anywhere in the world,Copy !req
63. And I'm going to paris.Copy !req
64. - How can you be
so sure you'll win?Copy !req
65. - Please.
It's the surest bet ever.Copy !req
66. The rest of the contestants
look like...Copy !req
67. Park rangers.
- Really, ethel?Copy !req
68. Beauty pageants are
stupid and sexist.Copy !req
69. - That's what people who look
like park rangers always say.Copy !req
70. - "you're a dead man, fatso."Copy !req
71. Oh, connie, it's for you.Copy !req
72. - Unh!Copy !req
73. - "I'm talking about you,
woody johnson."Copy !req
74. Stop breaking my window!
Argh!Copy !req
75. - Woody, why did that rock say
you're a dead man?Copy !req
76. - Oh, it's nothing.Copy !req
77. Probably just
some of the animals having fun.Copy !req
78. Steve!Copy !req
79. Put on this mustache
and go start my car.Copy !req
80. - ah!Copy !req
81. - No!
- I got you now, johnson!Copy !req
82. - God damn it.Copy !req
83. I thought
the one place I'd be safeCopy !req
84. Is a dark, dead-end alley.Copy !req
85. - Shut the hell up!Copy !req
86. Now give me
the 20 grand you owe me.Copy !req
87. - I have gotta stop
betting on quidditch.Copy !req
88. I thought hufflepuff was due.Copy !req
89. - You better pay up now.Copy !req
90. Or I'm gonna take a glass rod,Copy !req
91. Heat it up with a blowtorch,Copy !req
92. And stick it up your—Copy !req
93. Hi, baby.Copy !req
94. Oh, scoodles went pee pee
on the rug?Copy !req
95. Well, I'll come home
and clean it up straightaway.Copy !req
96. I love you more than rainbows.
Buh-bye.Copy !req
97. - Oh!
- So anyway...Copy !req
98. Glass rod,
blowtorch...Copy !req
99. And it's going
straight up your—Copy !req
100. hi, plum fairy.Copy !req
101. Oh, you want hazelnut truffles
from the cheesecake factory?Copy !req
102. Well, sure thing,
fluffy kitten.Copy !req
103. where was I?Copy !req
104. - Glass rod?Copy !req
105. - Right.
Thank you.Copy !req
106. Glass rod!
I'm gonna—Copy !req
107. - Hold on.
Give me another chance.Copy !req
108. A bet.
Double or nothing.Copy !req
109. - On what?Copy !req
110. - Uh, hold on.
Let me think.Copy !req
111. - It's the surest bet ever.
- On ethel andersonCopy !req
112. Winning the miss national park
beauty pageant.Copy !req
113. - Okay, you're on.Copy !req
114. - Ah!
- And when you lose...Copy !req
115. I'm gonna take that
aforementioned glass rod and—Copy !req
116. Hey, little lamb.Copy !req
117. Heh—leave woody johnson alone?
Why?Copy !req
118. - Because he's a nice man.Copy !req
119. Well, what'd she say?Copy !req
120. - Ha!
You are suck penis.Copy !req
121. - I am suck penis?
Hmm.Copy !req
122. - You are suck big gay penis.Copy !req
123. - Shut up, god damn it.
I'm trying to concentrate.Copy !req
124. - Ah! Ha-ha!
You lose!Copy !req
125. Now I make sex in your face
with my penis balls.Copy !req
126. - Stop it.Copy !req
127. I mean it!
Cut it out!Copy !req
128. - Tea bag termination.Copy !req
129. - I'll get you for this,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
130. - I in china.Copy !req
131. What you gonna do,
bag of douche?Copy !req
132. - Woody!Copy !req
133. The cleaning lady
broke another picture.Copy !req
134. - So, I guess you didn't do
that, either, did you, inez?Copy !req
135. Just like you didn't
maul me in my sleepCopy !req
136. Or order all this
hardcore bear porn?Copy !req
137. - Well, hello there,
prettiest ranger ever.Copy !req
138. Which dress do you like best?Copy !req
139. - Oh, see, I thought
you stopped cross-dressing.Copy !req
140. - They're not for me,Copy !req
141. You stupid
but perceptive lady.Copy !req
142. They're for you.Copy !req
143. I'm gonna help you win
miss national park.Copy !req
144. I'm your new coach.Copy !req
145. - So now
you care about the pageant?Copy !req
146. - Hell yeah.
My life is on the line here.Copy !req
147. I mean, heh,
your trip to paris,Copy !req
148. Which I really
give a shit about.Copy !req
149. - Cut the crap.
What's going on?Copy !req
150. - All right, all right.Copy !req
151. The truth is I borrowed some
money from manslaughter mcgill,Copy !req
152. And if you don't win
that pageant,Copy !req
153. He's gonna stick
a glass rod up my—Copy !req
154. Well, he never told me.Copy !req
155. But there isn't any good place
to stick a glass rod!Copy !req
156. - I can't wait
for the girls to get here.Copy !req
157. I've never been
on a double date.Copy !req
158. - 20 bucks says
my girl's hotter than yours.Copy !req
159. - You are so on.Copy !req
160. - Hey, boys.Copy !req
161. - Hey, baby.
- Hey there.Copy !req
162. Where's your girl?Copy !req
163. - Right here.
This is tj.Copy !req
164. - No this isn't.
This is tammy.Copy !req
165. - It's tammy jane.Copy !req
166. I go by either.Copy !req
167. Surprise.
- What?Copy !req
168. You know what this means, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
169. She's a clone!
Kill her!Copy !req
170. - No!
She's going out with both of us.Copy !req
171. This ain't gonna fly.Copy !req
172. You gotta choose.Copy !req
173. Which one of us do you want?Copy !req
174. - Okay. I'm choosing denzel.
- Shut up, steve.Copy !req
175. - Well, I'd rather be with you
than a stupid clone.Copy !req
176. - I'm not a clone.Copy !req
177. And I don't want to choose.Copy !req
178. I like you both.Copy !req
179. What do you think about
a menage a trois?Copy !req
180. - Menage a trois?Copy !req
181. What does denzel's cousin
have to do with this?Copy !req
182. - Aw, don't be a dumb-ass, steve.Copy !req
183. That's some kind of
chicken dish, right?Copy !req
184. - Guys, what I'm proposing
is a threesome.Copy !req
185. Oh!Copy !req
186. - What's that?Copy !req
187. - Ethel, I can't believe
you're going through with this.Copy !req
188. Pageants ruin people's lives.Copy !req
189. - Why are you so anti-pageant?Copy !req
190. What do you even know
about them?Copy !req
191. - More than you think.
When I was younger,Copy !req
192. I was a world champion
pageant queen.Copy !req
193. - Just remember, sweetie.Copy !req
194. You're beautiful and talented,
but if you lose,Copy !req
195. Jesus will kill grandma
and send her to hell.Copy !req
196. - Okay, mommy.Copy !req
197. - Oh, wait.
You forgot your energy snort.Copy !req
198. Time for the skinny bucket.Copy !req
199. But just as
I hit my high note,Copy !req
200. I also hit puberty.Copy !req
201. - ah!Copy !req
202. - Did I win?Copy !req
203. I had to walk home that day.Copy !req
204. And when I got there,
my family had moved.Copy !req
205. I never felt loved again.Copy !req
206. I'm telling you, ethel,Copy !req
207. Pageants are evil.Copy !req
208. - Hmm.
Sounds like you're just jealousCopy !req
209. Because you can
never win one again.Copy !req
210. - I could still win
if I wanted to.Copy !req
211. - Win what,
a pie-eating contest?Copy !req
212. A dog show?
Most bacne?Copy !req
213. Biggest shadow?
World's sweatiest gunt?Copy !req
214. - I'll show you.Copy !req
215. I'm gonna enter
the miss national park pageantCopy !req
216. And beat your skinny little ass!Copy !req
217. - What's going on?Copy !req
218. Connie!
Don't speak to the talent.Copy !req
219. - Actually, connie has decided
to enter the pageant.Copy !req
220. - Good idea, connie.Copy !req
221. Ethel will look even prettierCopy !req
222. Standing next to
a red-headed refrigerator.Copy !req
223. - No, I can win.Copy !req
224. - Win what,
a pie-eating contest?Copy !req
225. - I already did that one.Copy !req
226. - Oh.
How about sweatiest gunt?Copy !req
227. - Yep.
- Goddamn malloy.Copy !req
228. He's selling these insults
to everybody.Copy !req
229. - Forget it, man.
I ain't doing this threesome.Copy !req
230. There ain't no way I'm getting
in bed with another dude.Copy !req
231. - It's not just another dude.Copy !req
232. You'd be in bed with me.Copy !req
233. - Shh.
Steve, my dick can hear you.Copy !req
234. - Come on, man.
It'll be fun.Copy !req
235. Did your dick hear that?
- Steve, I'm telling you.Copy !req
236. Two-dude threesomes
are dangerous.Copy !req
237. - What are you talking about?
- I know this guy artie, right?Copy !req
238. He was doing
a two-dude threesome,Copy !req
239. And then out of nowhere...
Boom!Copy !req
240. Gets hit in the chest
with some runaway jizz.Copy !req
241. That's some shit
you ain't coming back from.Copy !req
242. - Man.
- Oh, you think that's bad?Copy !req
243. My boy reggie?Copy !req
244. He and his brother, tyreke,
did a threesome.Copy !req
245. Shit went wrong...Copy !req
246. Those two mother
is married now.Copy !req
247. - See?
A happy ending.Copy !req
248. Come on, this is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.Copy !req
249. Please?Copy !req
250. - Oh, all right.Copy !req
251. But if we do this thing,Copy !req
252. We gonna do it right.Copy !req
253. Time to take you to school.Copy !req
254. - Oh, I'm not allowed
within 50 feet of those.Copy !req
255. My parole officer calls them
"temptation houses."Copy !req
256. - Step, two, three, four.Copy !req
257. Turn around
and show the back door.Copy !req
258. Now do it with your ass.
- Woody, what are you doing?Copy !req
259. I'm 90 pounds.
- That's right, oprah.Copy !req
260. We need to get you
into the 80s.Copy !req
261. Now shake that fat ass
and give me sparkle fingers!Copy !req
262. You better make those fingers
sparkle or I'll cut 'em off.Copy !req
263. - Jesus christ, woody.Copy !req
264. - You're right.
You're right.Copy !req
265. I'm sorry.
Here.Copy !req
266. I got you a little something
to help you win.Copy !req
267. - Oh, woody.Copy !req
268. Wait, what are these numbers?Copy !req
269. - It's the judges' hotel rooms.Copy !req
270. You're gonna get
sparkle-fingeredCopy !req
271. By every single one of them.Copy !req
272. - Oh, where did you go,
little cute connie?Copy !req
273. I'll never win.Copy !req
274. - Of course you can win.Copy !req
275. - I know.Copy !req
276. A pie-eating contest.Copy !req
277. A whale-a-thon.Copy !req
278. A boner-killing contest.Copy !req
279. - No.
The pageant.Copy !req
280. And is it cool if I have
that boner contest line?Copy !req
281. - This is hopeless.Copy !req
282. - Nonsense.
I can help you win this thing,Copy !req
283. On one condition.Copy !req
284. I get
the first-prize plane ticket.Copy !req
285. My goal is to see china
and murder a child.Copy !req
286. - Uh, why don't you just kill
a chinese kid here?Copy !req
287. - Not any chinese kid.Copy !req
288. That peking dickCopy !req
289. Who put my tea bag humiliation
video on youtube.Copy !req
290. - You got a deal.Copy !req
291. I don't care about the prize.Copy !req
292. I just want to beat ethel.Copy !req
293. - We have got
a lot of work to do.Copy !req
294. There is no getting around
the fact thatCopy !req
295. You're about as hot
as a young john goodman.Copy !req
296. - Thank you.Copy !req
297. - But you can take
the whole thingCopy !req
298. If you nail the q&a
and talent competitions.Copy !req
299. - Those two are my specialties.Copy !req
300. I'll be a pageant queen again.Copy !req
301. Yay!
Time to celebrate!Copy !req
302. It's beginning to smell
a lot like christmas.Copy !req
303. - Whoa!Copy !req
304. Hey! Ah!Copy !req
305. - Ladies, I've produced
this pageant for 22 years.Copy !req
306. Remember, you're all just
sides of beef.Copy !req
307. Smiles, everyone.
Smiles.Copy !req
308. - You don't have a chance.Copy !req
309. You're... Going... Down.Copy !req
310. - Yeah, on miss grand tetons
after I win.Copy !req
311. - That's it, connie.
Don't let her get in your head.Copy !req
312. You're a star.Copy !req
313. - Yeah, 'cause people go blind
when they stare at her.Copy !req
314. Heh.
That sucks.Copy !req
315. Malloy, save these crappy jokes
for aziz ansari.Copy !req
316. - And tonight's pageant
will be judged by...Copy !req
317. Former nba star
and father of 37...Copy !req
318. Shawn kemp!Copy !req
319. Titty bar owner jorge!Copy !req
320. And washed-up actress
susan sarandon.Copy !req
321. And now,
let's meet our contestants!Copy !req
322. - Oh, yeah!Copy !req
323. - Unh!Copy !req
324. - Oh, you pregnant now.Copy !req
325. - Now, this "x" is me...Copy !req
326. This "x" is you...Copy !req
327. And tammy's the "o."Copy !req
328. Rule number one...Copy !req
329. The "x's can never touch.Copy !req
330. - Question.Copy !req
331. How does her vagina
get big enoughCopy !req
332. To fit both of our wieners?Copy !req
333. - Steve, you dumb-ass!Copy !req
334. We don't go in the same hole
at the same time.Copy !req
335. Stick to the game plan.Copy !req
336. No audibles.
No changing the play.Copy !req
337. - When can I talk dirty?Copy !req
338. Girls love this one:Copy !req
339. Your vagina looks extra moist.Copy !req
340. - Steve!Copy !req
341. - Next up,
we have ethel anderson.Copy !req
342. Ethel is 5'6"
and weighs 95 pounds.Copy !req
343. She loves eating and vomiting,Copy !req
344. And her hobbies includeCopy !req
345. Drunken hook-ups,
walks of shame,Copy !req
346. And late-term abortions.Copy !req
347. - Sorry, I just wrote down
everything I knew about you.Copy !req
348. - And finally...Copy !req
349. Connie cunaman.Copy !req
350. Connie is 12 hands high
with good gumsCopy !req
351. And apparently
has broken our scale.Copy !req
352. - Connie!
Where's your bikini bottom?Copy !req
353. - It's right here.Copy !req
354. My camel toe's eating it.Copy !req
355. See?Copy !req
356. - I got this love doll
to help us practice.Copy !req
357. Now show me your moves.Copy !req
358. What is that noise?
Is your ass queefing?Copy !req
359. - My butthole makes sounds
when it's relaxed.Copy !req
360. - Clench that bitch!Copy !req
361. Now what we about to do
is a dangerous dance.Copy !req
362. When I go left, you go right.Copy !req
363. When I go up, you go down.Copy !req
364. When I'm in the mouth,
you go south.Copy !req
365. When I go pink, you go stink.Copy !req
366. Ready?
One, two...Copy !req
367. - Ah!
I won!Copy !req
368. - Steve, don't tell me
you nutted.Copy !req
369. - Our first question for ethelCopy !req
370. Will come from ex-nba star
and father of 37, shawn kemp.Copy !req
371. - I like them titties.Copy !req
372. - That's not actually
a question.Copy !req
373. - I like them...Copy !req
374. Titties?Copy !req
375. - Still not a question.Copy !req
376. You just went up at the end.Copy !req
377. - I'll ask the question.Copy !req
378. Ethel, what do you think is
the most pressing issueCopy !req
379. Facing young women today?Copy !req
380. - I'd like to quote
sheryl sandberg—Copy !req
381. - Thank you.
Connie, same question.Copy !req
382. - God bless the troops
and puppies!Copy !req
383. - Ethel,
get your shit togetherCopy !req
384. Or that pussy-whipped gangster's
gonna kill me.Copy !req
385. - Snow angel!Copy !req
386. Crab walk!Copy !req
387. Spin cycle!Copy !req
388. Go for the "o"!Copy !req
389. Eiffel tower!Copy !req
390. - I think I'm ready.Copy !req
391. I didn't mess up once.
- You are ready.Copy !req
392. And if you can
keep your focus here,Copy !req
393. You can do it anywhere.Copy !req
394. Beat that, bitch.Copy !req
395. - Next up, ethel anderson.Copy !req
396. - Yes!
Now it's in the bag.Copy !req
397. Heh.
Where connie's face belongs.Copy !req
398. Eh?Copy !req
399. Malloy, I'm writing
all my own shit now.Copy !req
400. - Wrong again, woodrow.
I'm making some changes.Copy !req
401. This beauty pageant's
about to get ugly.Copy !req
402. - Oh, yeah?
Who died and made you producer?Copy !req
403. - The producer.Copy !req
404. Cleaning lady did it.Copy !req
405. - Yeah, I guess
she's still pissed at meCopy !req
406. 'cause I made her
clean the toilet...Copy !req
407. While I was still on it.Copy !req
408. - Hi, guys.Copy !req
409. - Oh, don't mind him.
When he gets nervous he giggles.Copy !req
410. - Don't be nervous.Copy !req
411. We just need to loosen up.Copy !req
412. I know I could use a cock...Copy !req
413. Tail.Copy !req
414. To a fun night.Copy !req
415. - What happened?
Where are we?Copy !req
416. - Holy shit!
This bitch crazy!Copy !req
417. Tammy?Copy !req
418. - Tammy's gone.Copy !req
419. I am lady ballcrusher,Copy !req
420. Mistress of pain!Copy !req
421. You two are now my slaves!Copy !req
422. - W-why are you doing this?Copy !req
423. - It turns me on
to dominate stupid men.Copy !req
424. - I'm not a stupid men.
- Shut up!Copy !req
425. Now get on your hands
and kneesCopy !req
426. And act like the dogs
you are!Copy !req
427. mm. Mm.Copy !req
428. - Steve, just 'cause
she told us to be dogsCopy !req
429. Don't mean you have to
sniff my ass.Copy !req
430. - She told us what now?Copy !req
431. - Welcome, welcome, welcome,Copy !req
432. To the final event of the miss
national park beauty pageant!Copy !req
433. - Cue the cage.Copy !req
434. - A steel cage death match!Copy !req
435. Last contestant standing
will be...Copy !req
436. Miss national park!Copy !req
437. - What the hell, malloy?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
438. Your girl against
that orange bigfoot?Copy !req
439. Well, I might as well
take the glass rodCopy !req
440. And shove it up your
fingle-fangle right now!Copy !req
441. - My what?Copy !req
442. - Oh, shit.
Missed a call from the wife.Copy !req
443. She's gonna be pissed.Copy !req
444. I gotta run.
- Wait!Copy !req
445. What's a fingle-fangle?Copy !req
446. - Cue the weapons.Copy !req
447. Let the hunger games begin!Copy !req
448. Now this
is what I call a pageant.Copy !req
449. - Woof! Woof! Arf! Arf!
- mm. Mm. Mmm.Copy !req
450. - How much longer
do we have to do this?Copy !req
451. - Shut up, fido!Copy !req
452. - Uh, I thought I was fido.Copy !req
453. Ah!
- Time for your kibble.Copy !req
454. Be right back.Copy !req
455. - Man, I've had enough
of this shit.Copy !req
456. - Eyes on the prize, denzel.Copy !req
457. It shouldn't be long
till we have our threesome.Copy !req
458. And she is so hot.Copy !req
459. - Who the are you?Copy !req
460. - I'm fido.
He's sparky.Copy !req
461. - Are you two screwing my wife?Copy !req
462. - That's why we're here.Copy !req
463. - Steve!
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
464. [imitates scooby-doo]
rat's rhy re're rere!Copy !req
465. - I'll kill you bastards!Copy !req
466. - Ruh-roh.
- Oh, you're not killing anyone.Copy !req
467. - What's going on, tammy?Copy !req
468. Are you cheating on me?
- Shut up!Copy !req
469. These guys are here
for a threesome.Copy !req
470. And they're gonna have it!Copy !req
471. - Yes!Copy !req
472. - With you.
- W-w-w-what?Copy !req
473. - With me?
- Yes.Copy !req
474. Now stop delaying
and start three-waying.Copy !req
475. - Okay, sweetie.
Anything for you.Copy !req
476. - No!
Don't listen to her!Copy !req
477. - Sorry, guys.Copy !req
478. In a marriage, you've got to
choose your battles.Copy !req
479. - Then choose this one!
- Ooh!Copy !req
480. - I got your text, tammy.
Everything okay?Copy !req
481. - Shut up and get in there!
- Okay.Copy !req
482. You know, this isn't even the
weirdest thing I've done today.Copy !req
483. - This is my octagon, bitch.Copy !req
484. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
485. - So who can't win
a pageant anymore?Copy !req
486. - Connie!Copy !req
487. - Mommy?Copy !req
488. What are you doing here?Copy !req
489. - I thought
seeing you in a pageantCopy !req
490. Might make me love you again.Copy !req
491. - And?Copy !req
492. - Still not feeling it.Copy !req
493. - Go ahead.Copy !req
494. Pull the trigger.Copy !req
495. You'd be doing me a favor.Copy !req
496. Nobody loves me
and nobody ever will.Copy !req
497. - No.Copy !req
498. You were right, connie.Copy !req
499. Beauty pageants do
destroy people's lives.Copy !req
500. And all because we place winning
above everything.Copy !req
501. Well, I say that ends now.Copy !req
502. Tonight, we are co-champions!Copy !req
503. - Aw, that's sweet, ethel.Copy !req
504. But guess what.Copy !req
505. There's no such thing
as co-champions!Copy !req
506. - Ah!Copy !req
507. - I'm miss national park!Copy !req
508. - And I'm screwed.Copy !req
509. - And I'm going to china.Copy !req
510. Don't have your funeral
till I get back.Copy !req
511. I want to miss it intentionally.Copy !req
512. - Hello, chang.Copy !req
513. - Malloy.
How you get here?Copy !req
514. - I took a "prane."
but that doesn't matter.Copy !req
515. I am here to destroy you
in person.Copy !req
516. Oh, my god.Copy !req
517. I had no idea...Copy !req
518. It was gonna be this easy.Copy !req
519. - You sure about this?Copy !req
520. I didn't think
that threesome went that bad.Copy !req
521. - Oh, shut the hell up, steve.Copy !req
522. Young pussy's too much trouble.Copy !req
523. Knock me back into
liking old bitches.Copy !req
524. - Okay, buddy.
If that's what you want.Copy !req
525. - Ow!Copy !req
526. - Excuse me, sonny.Copy !req
527. We need some help.Copy !req
528. - Well, hello there, sexy.Copy !req
529. - Hello, yourself.Copy !req
530. - I wasn't talking to you.Copy !req
531. I was talking to that
hot piece of ass right there.Copy !req
532. - Oops.
I think I hit him too hard.Copy !req
533. - What kind of park is this?Copy !req
534. - Ah!
Ah!Copy !req
535. Oh, shit!Copy !req
536. - What's wrong, mcgill?
You just don't seem into it.Copy !req
537. - Just a little trouble
with the wife.Copy !req
538. - Well, I'm not
a licensed therapist,Copy !req
539. But there's something
that's workedCopy !req
540. With my wives in the past.Copy !req
541. Even?
- Even.Copy !req
542. - Aah!Copy !req