1. - So on this sad,
and yet happy day,Copy !req
2. Let's all raise a glass
to celebrate the retirementCopy !req
3. Of everyone's favorite
park ranger,Copy !req
4. The glue that held us all
together for so many years,Copy !req
5. To...Copy !req
6. Harold.Copy !req
7. - Who the is harold?Copy !req
8. - I've never heard of him.Copy !req
9. - Woody put him on lookout duty
in the fire tower 20 years agoCopy !req
10. And forgot to relieve him.Copy !req
11. - So he spent two decades
by himself in a small tower?Copy !req
12. - Wow, he's lucky
he didn't go nuts.Copy !req
13. - You're the devil.Copy !req
14. I will burn you!Copy !req
15. [high-pitched]
you got to catch me first.Copy !req
16. - Tequila sunrise,
hold the sunrise.Copy !req
17. - It's on the house.
- Well, aren't you a sweetheart?Copy !req
18. - Do you really think
the bartenderCopy !req
19. Just gave you a free drink
because he's a sweetheart?Copy !req
20. - Yeah, why else?Copy !req
21. - Because your pants
are so tight,Copy !req
22. I can read the mileage
on your vagina.Copy !req
23. - That is so sexist.Copy !req
24. I don't get preferential
treatment because of my looks.Copy !req
25. He gives out drinks
because he's a nice guy.Copy !req
26. - Can I get a glass
of tap water?Copy !req
27. - Beat it, sea world.Copy !req
28. - Woody, after two years
of hard work,Copy !req
29. My sanctuary
for orphan baby animalsCopy !req
30. Is almost complete.Copy !req
31. Will you throw me
a big grand opening party?Copy !req
32. - Sure, ethel,
whatever you want.Copy !req
33. - Yes! See, malloy?
It's not about my good looks.Copy !req
34. It's about my good ideas.
- Ohh, yeah...Copy !req
35. - Of course it is.Copy !req
36. - Woody... Could I—Copy !req
37. - No, off!Copy !req
38. Listen, people,Copy !req
39. Now that our darling haroldCopy !req
40. Has retired to florida...Copy !req
41. - I thought they locked him up
in a mental institution.Copy !req
42. - Florida, mental institution—
what's the difference?Copy !req
43. Anyway, we need a new ranger
a.S.A.P.Copy !req
44. Now, I got some money
from jackubowskiCopy !req
45. To shoot a recruitment video.Copy !req
46. It's got to be good—Copy !req
47. Like, godfather iii good.Copy !req
48. Not dog shit
like them first two.Copy !req
49. Ethel, since you're
the only person hereCopy !req
50. With a somewhat
human appearance,Copy !req
51. You're gonna be
my lead actress.Copy !req
52. - Woody, did you
forget something?Copy !req
53. It's the first of the month.Copy !req
54. - Oh, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
55. The ranger of the month is...Copy !req
56. Steve again.Copy !req
57. - Yay.Copy !req
58. - Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
59. I have to go to my office
for an important meeting.Copy !req
60. - And I have to call my mom
and tell her the good news.Copy !req
61. Hey...Copy !req
62. I know that ringtone.Copy !req
63. Hi, mom.Copy !req
64. Mom!
What are you doing?Copy !req
65. - Hi, honey.Copy !req
66. Ooh!Copy !req
67. We were just, uh—Copy !req
68. - Oh, I lost my car keys.Copy !req
69. I was looking for them
with my dickCopy !req
70. In your mom's cooch.Copy !req
71. - You're screwing my mom!Copy !req
72. - Look, honey,
it's complicated.Copy !req
73. - No, it's not.
It's simple.Copy !req
74. Your mom had sex with me
to get you a job here,Copy !req
75. And every month sinceCopy !req
76. So you can be
ranger of the monthCopy !req
77. Even though you suck!Copy !req
78. - What?
But I earned this medal.Copy !req
79. I'm not a bad ranger.Copy !req
80. - Yeah, just like my ballsCopy !req
81. Ain't slapping around
on your mom's ass crack.Copy !req
82. - Oh, sorry you had
to find out like this, dear.Copy !req
83. - Oh, got them!Copy !req
84. Hey, hang on,
I don't drive a saab.Copy !req
85. - Ranger recruitment video,
take one.Copy !req
86. - And... Action!Copy !req
87. - Why would you want to work
at brickleberry national park?Copy !req
88. Here's two reasons.Copy !req
89. Now jump up and down
and shake that sweater meat.Copy !req
90. Boing-boing.Copy !req
91. - Cut!
That's not your line.Copy !req
92. That's your direction.Copy !req
93. Now get them b-cups bouncin'.Copy !req
94. - Screw this.
I'm outta here.Copy !req
95. - Fine!
I don't need you!Copy !req
96. I don't need any of you!Copy !req
97. Get the hell off my set.Copy !req
98. I'll finish this crap myself.Copy !req
99. Ow!Copy !req
100. - Woody's a real mother.Copy !req
101. - What's the matter, sweetie?Copy !req
102. - What's the matter?Copy !req
103. You're banging my bossCopy !req
104. So I could be
ranger of the month.Copy !req
105. - Oh, you're still upset
about that?Copy !req
106. It's really not a big deal.Copy !req
107. I'd do anything with anyone
for my son.Copy !req
108. Always have.Copy !req
109. - Wait...
You've done this before?Copy !req
110. - Faster!
Faster!Copy !req
111. - But the light's red.Copy !req
112. - Don't stop.Copy !req
113. Oh, don't stop!Copy !req
114. - Okay.Copy !req
115. - Great job.Copy !req
116. You passed.Copy !req
117. - You had sex with everyone
on the opposing team?Copy !req
118. - That was a long day.Copy !req
119. Anywho, pizza for dinner?Copy !req
120. - Jeez, mom.Copy !req
121. You have to promise me
that you won'tCopy !req
122. Sleep with anybody else
in order to help me out.Copy !req
123. I'm taking my life back.Copy !req
124. You hear me?Copy !req
125. Mom!Copy !req
126. - Ease back, cochise.Copy !req
127. It's just the tip.Copy !req
128. - All right, here it is,Copy !req
129. The finished recruitment video.Copy !req
130. Denzel, try not to talk
to the screen.Copy !req
131. Ha!Copy !req
132. Ugh!Copy !req
133. - Brickleberry!Copy !req
134. The legend continues!Copy !req
135. - What the hell was that?Copy !req
136. - That was $3.2 million
of taxpayer money well-spent.Copy !req
137. - But it doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
138. - Eh, screw you.
It worked.Copy !req
139. Look at all these applicants.Copy !req
140. Navy seal, green beret,
ted nugent.Copy !req
141. - I'll handle
the hiring process.Copy !req
142. We need to show these applicantsCopy !req
143. That working here
is serious business.Copy !req
144. Pow!Copy !req
145. Ha-ha, got her.Copy !req
146. - Welcome to hell week.Copy !req
147. You want to be
a brickleberry ranger?Copy !req
148. Well, this is your chance
to prove it.Copy !req
149. For those who can't cut it,
ring the loser bell.Copy !req
150. - Who's that?Copy !req
151. - One of your coworkers
if you make it.Copy !req
152. You'll be seeing her every day.Copy !req
153. - Me first! Me first!Copy !req
154. - Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
155. - Looks like we have a winner.Copy !req
156. Woody, it's been
a difficult search,Copy !req
157. But I think I've found
our ranger.Copy !req
158. Dirk, come on in.Copy !req
159. Meet dirk mahogany.Copy !req
160. He's a former navy seal,Copy !req
161. And he was the guy
who landed the kill shotCopy !req
162. That took down bin laden.Copy !req
163. Oh, and best of all,Copy !req
164. He is an expert on
orphan baby animals.Copy !req
165. - Hey, sounds terrific.Copy !req
166. Good job, ethel.Copy !req
167. Holy shit.Copy !req
168. - Hi, I'm amber.Copy !req
169. - Wow.
- Damn!Copy !req
170. - I'm here about the job.Copy !req
171. - Yeah, actually,
we've already decided—Copy !req
172. - That you're hired.Copy !req
173. - Oh, goodie!Copy !req
174. - What?
- Yes!Copy !req
175. - Woody, how could you
possibly hire that girl?Copy !req
176. Do you know what she did
her first morning on the job?Copy !req
177. - You shot my husband!Copy !req
178. - Oh, I thought he was
a bear attacking you.Copy !req
179. - He's not a bear!Copy !req
180. He's just armenian.Copy !req
181. - It's okay.
She's hot.Copy !req
182. - Bear!Copy !req
183. - So the world has one less
clogged shower drain.Copy !req
184. Amber ain't going anywhere,
ethel.Copy !req
185. - Good morning, everybody.Copy !req
186. - So, ethel, how's it feel
to be the new connie?Copy !req
187. - Woody,
I put all my dirty pantiesCopy !req
188. In your cabin like you asked.Copy !req
189. What's my next assignment?Copy !req
190. - Oh, pick up them pencils
I dropped on the floor.Copy !req
191. - Where?Copy !req
192. - Here's good.Copy !req
193. Nice and slow-like.Copy !req
194. - This job is easy.Copy !req
195. - Whoops!Copy !req
196. Oh, it's like I have lotion
all over my hands.Copy !req
197. I have dry skin.Copy !req
198. Plus I beat off earlier.Copy !req
199. - Can I have
a five-minute break?Copy !req
200. I need to wring out my spanx.Copy !req
201. Oh, god.Copy !req
202. - Whatever.Copy !req
203. At least amber can't
do much damageCopy !req
204. After she replaces crazy harold
up in the fire tower.Copy !req
205. - Fire tower?
The hell with that.Copy !req
206. She has more important things
to do.Copy !req
207. - Like what?Copy !req
208. - Whoopsie.Copy !req
209. Denzel, you're going
to the fire tower.Copy !req
210. - So let me get this straight.Copy !req
211. I'll be up there by myself
with nothing at all to do?Copy !req
212. - Uh-huh.
- Sounds like my dream job.Copy !req
213. See y'all crackers later.Copy !req
214. - But aren't you afraid
you'll go insane up thereCopy !req
215. All by yourself,
like harold did?Copy !req
216. - I ain't gonna go insane.Copy !req
217. Only white people go insane.Copy !req
218. Y'all don't know how to relax.Copy !req
219. - I'll bet you go crazy
within five minutes.Copy !req
220. - Oh, whatever, man.Copy !req
221. - Wow, I'll really miss
thatCopy !req
222. When he goes
to the fire tower.Copy !req
223. - Whoa.Copy !req
224. We don't use that term here.Copy !req
225. - Oh, sorry.Copy !req
226. I'll really miss thatCopy !req
227. When he goes
to the watchtower.Copy !req
228. - Aw, I've never seen racism
be so adorable.Copy !req
229. - Well, I'm sure denzel
wouldn't agree.Copy !req
230. - Yes, I would.Copy !req
231. It's only wrong
when ugly people say it.Copy !req
232. Bye, amber.Copy !req
233. - Bye,Copy !req
234. - You know what?
Screw you guys.Copy !req
235. I'm going to go work on my
orphan baby animal sanctuary.Copy !req
236. - Oh, I want to go!Copy !req
237. I like baby "aminals."Copy !req
238. - Anything for you, honeypot.Copy !req
239. Ethel, take amber
and show her the ropes.Copy !req
240. - Oh, I'd love
to show her the ropes.Copy !req
241. - Wow, she's dead and she's
still hotter than ethel.Copy !req
242. - God damn it!Copy !req
243. - These are all lies.Copy !req
244. Lies, lies, lies!Copy !req
245. I didn't earn these.Copy !req
246. My mom's vagina did.Copy !req
247. - More like
your mom's vagina did.Copy !req
248. Wait, wait, did you just beat me
to my own insult?Copy !req
249. Steve, you just accomplished
something on your own.Copy !req
250. - I did?
I mean, I did!Copy !req
251. Unless my mom banged you
so you would say that.Copy !req
252. - No, but she did bang you
into first placeCopy !req
253. For a hot dog eating contest.Copy !req
254. - Huh, I guess we both swallowed
a lot of wieners that day.Copy !req
255. Hey, that gives me an idea.Copy !req
256. I can go back and try
to earn all these thingsCopy !req
257. I've gotten in life,
but for real this time.Copy !req
258. Mom, I want a list
of everybody you've ever bangedCopy !req
259. In order to get me
something in life.Copy !req
260. She's faxing it to me now.Copy !req
261. - Who has a fax machine?Copy !req
262. - Oh, I was in staples
and someone just gave it to me,Copy !req
263. And I—god damn it, mom!Copy !req
264. I guess they found
her easy button.Copy !req
265. - I guess they found her—Copy !req
266. Oh, I could have taken
the week off.Copy !req
267. - Ha!Copy !req
268. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
269. Hee-ya!Copy !req
270. I did it on my own this time.Copy !req
271. - Yes, you did.Copy !req
272. But I miss giving your motherCopy !req
273. Fist training
in her lady parts.Copy !req
274. Hi-ya!
Hi-ya!Copy !req
275. Ho-ya!Copy !req
276. - Oh, cute, cute, cute!Copy !req
277. - Be careful.Copy !req
278. I rescued that poor little guyCopy !req
279. After his parents
were killed by predators.Copy !req
280. - Oh, no, the predator?Copy !req
281. Someone call arnold
schwarze.Copy !req
282. - That's not how you
pronounce it, at all.Copy !req
283. - Hey, little birdie.Copy !req
284. You don't need to be so sad.Copy !req
285. Here.Copy !req
286. - What did you just do?Copy !req
287. - I gave it a zoloft
to make him happy.Copy !req
288. - You can't give a bird zoloft!Copy !req
289. - Oh, no.Copy !req
290. That adderall will take
the edge off.Copy !req
291. See?Copy !req
292. Fly away, god's creature.Copy !req
293. Thud!Copy !req
294. - What a dream job,Copy !req
295. Getting paid for sitting
on my ass and chilling.Copy !req
296. Them fools think I'm gonna
go crazy in five minutesCopy !req
297. Just because I'm up here
by myself.Copy !req
298. I've already been up here
four minutes,Copy !req
299. And I ain't never felt
more sane in my life.Copy !req
300. Ain't that right,
owl made out of spaghetti?Copy !req
301. don't-a worry, denzel.Copy !req
302. I think-a you're gonna
be just-a fine.Copy !req
303. - Thank you all
for being here tonightCopy !req
304. To celebrate the openingCopy !req
305. Of the ethel anderson
orphan animal sanctuary.Copy !req
306. Hello?Copy !req
307. - So... Do asian peopleCopy !req
308. See the world in letterbox?Copy !req
309. - Sure, sure,
whatever you say.Copy !req
310. - "welcome, amber"?Copy !req
311. We're supposed to be celebratingCopy !req
312. The grand opening
of my animal sanctuary.Copy !req
313. - Change of plans, fugly.Copy !req
314. Now scram; you're blocking
my view of amber.Copy !req
315. - This is my night.Copy !req
316. This is not about
some racist pill-popperCopy !req
317. With nice tits.Copy !req
318. - Aw, thanks, ethel.Copy !req
319. And thanks for coming
to my welcome party.Copy !req
320. You look so cute.Copy !req
321. - Amber, you are so sweetCopy !req
322. For lying to ethel like that.Copy !req
323. Give me a hug.Copy !req
324. Now one from behind.Copy !req
325. - Enough of this bullshit,
woody.Copy !req
326. We both know that she's not fit
to do any job at brickleberry.Copy !req
327. - Sure she is.Copy !req
328. What job would you like,
amber?Copy !req
329. - I like the baby "aminals."Copy !req
330. - Good idea.Copy !req
331. From now on, this is the amber
orphan "aminal" sanctuary,Copy !req
332. And you're in charge.Copy !req
333. - Woody, you can't do that.Copy !req
334. - Already done.
Now cut out, nanny mcphee.Copy !req
335. You're bringing down the party.Copy !req
336. - Can I get something strong?Copy !req
337. - Beat it, sea world.Copy !req
338. - Oh, connie,
are you putting upCopy !req
339. More cameras in my cabin?Copy !req
340. - No, I'm taking them down.Copy !req
341. I'm putting them up
in amber's cabin.Copy !req
342. Sorry, ethel.Copy !req
343. It's not you; it's me.Copy !req
344. I like hot chicks.Copy !req
345. - Hello, low point.Copy !req
346. - What am I gonna do, malloy?Copy !req
347. Because she's so hot,
I've lost all my animals.Copy !req
348. - Including connie.Copy !req
349. - She'll kill them all
if I don't do something drastic.Copy !req
350. - Like what?Copy !req
351. - If it's looks they want,Copy !req
352. It's looks they'll get.Copy !req
353. - Hmm, plastic surgery.Copy !req
354. But why, ethel?Copy !req
355. You're so...Copy !req
356. Slightly above average.Copy !req
357. - I need to be a ten.Copy !req
358. Give me
the "I hate myself" special.Copy !req
359. Hello, boys.Copy !req
360. - Holy crap.Copy !req
361. Did you get stung
by a jellyfish?Copy !req
362. - Oops, I guess I'll have
to pick up these pencils.Copy !req
363. - No, no!
- No.Copy !req
364. - How's about you
put me back in chargeCopy !req
365. Of my orphan animals?Copy !req
366. - How about I put you in chargeCopy !req
367. Of getting your walleyed
nipples away from me?Copy !req
368. - What?Copy !req
369. I'm hot; I'm a ten.Copy !req
370. - I guess that makes connie
a 13.Copy !req
371. - Look, scare-a reid.Copy !req
372. As long as amber's around,Copy !req
373. She's in charge
of the "aminals"!Copy !req
374. - Aw, look how happy he is
since I took over.Copy !req
375. I got to buy some more pills.Copy !req
376. The red kitty dogs love them.Copy !req
377. Fly away, god's creature.Copy !req
378. Yay!Copy !req
379. Now there's two kitty dogs.Copy !req
380. - So far,
this has been pretty easy.Copy !req
381. Gotta say, malloy,Copy !req
382. I think my mom put out
for absolutely no reason.Copy !req
383. I could have done
all of this myself.Copy !req
384. - Williams!Copy !req
385. You're a dead man,
you dick!Copy !req
386. - Jimmy wisniewski,
the bully from my childhood?Copy !req
387. You haven't picked on me
since the 7th grade.Copy !req
388. - That's right, williams,
and the only reasonCopy !req
389. I stopped picking on you
is because—Copy !req
390. - My mom?Copy !req
391. But we were 12!Copy !req
392. - She said I screw
like a 13-year-old,Copy !req
393. dick!Copy !req
394. - Wait, she's been
sleeping with youCopy !req
395. For the last 20 years?Copy !req
396. - Every Wednesday at 2:30 p.M.,Copy !req
397. But she just cut me off,Copy !req
398. Which means you got
a beat-down coming.Copy !req
399. Meet me at the flagpole
at sundown, dingus!Copy !req
400. - Are you sure we can't
work something else out?Copy !req
401. You know, I have
my mom's tiny, soft hands.Copy !req
402. - Good, they'll be
easier to break,Copy !req
403. You dick!Copy !req
404. - Damn, I'm loving it here,Copy !req
405. And I've never felt less crazy
than I do right now,Copy !req
406. Chillin' with my new friends,Copy !req
407. Spaghetti owl,
turtle-ini,Copy !req
408. And beaver-oni.Copy !req
409. I'm so happy to have all you
talking italian-food animalsCopy !req
410. To keep me from going nuts
up here.Copy !req
411. - Hey, want to blaze-a one?Copy !req
412. - Hell, yeah!Copy !req
413. Spark that shit up,
fettuccini al-frogo.Copy !req
414. - Hi, I'm looking
to hire a hit manCopy !req
415. To kill a female park ranger
named amber.Copy !req
416. - Why would I want
to kill amber?Copy !req
417. She's hot as balls.Copy !req
418. - Woody?
Is that you?Copy !req
419. Do you have a side business
as a hit man?Copy !req
420. - Hit man?
No.Copy !req
421. This isn't woody johnson.Copy !req
422. It's judy wonson.Copy !req
423. I'm...
[high-pitched] a woman.Copy !req
424. Oh, I better go make
a tuna casseroleCopy !req
425. And douche the ol' clam.Copy !req
426. I'm a woman.Copy !req
427. - Oh, screw it.
I'll do it myself.Copy !req
428. Oh!Copy !req
429. Now I get it.Copy !req
430. Ethel, what are you doing here?Copy !req
431. - Something I've wanted to do
from the minute you got here.Copy !req
432. God damn, you are hot.Copy !req
433. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
434. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
435. - Yeah.Copy !req
436. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
437. - Oh, my god.Copy !req
438. - Oh!Copy !req
439. Jesus christ.Copy !req
440. I can't believe
I fell for her too.Copy !req
441. But that ass is so...Copy !req
442. No, no, no.Copy !req
443. - Amber, are you crying?Copy !req
444. - I thought you were
the only one hereCopy !req
445. That didn't look at me
like a piece of meat.Copy !req
446. I'm sick of getting by
on my looks.Copy !req
447. And because I never had
to work for anything,Copy !req
448. I suck at everything!Copy !req
449. - You could be a great ranger,Copy !req
450. And I can help you!Copy !req
451. - Really?Copy !req
452. - It's not about looks.Copy !req
453. I know for a fact that you
have greatness inside of you.Copy !req
454. - You think so?Copy !req
455. - Smell for yourself.Copy !req
456. - I don't know, malloy.Copy !req
457. Are you sure your plan
will work?Copy !req
458. - Trust me.Copy !req
459. It's the key to street fighting.Copy !req
460. - Don't worry, wisniewski.Copy !req
461. I'll try not to kill you.Copy !req
462. Ha-doo-ken!Copy !req
463. Ha-doo-ken!
Ha-doo-ken!Copy !req
464. Something's wrong, malloy.Copy !req
465. The fireballs
aren't coming out.Copy !req
466. - Keep trying.Copy !req
467. - Ha-doo-ken!Copy !req
468. Ha-doo-ken!Copy !req
469. Uh, sonic boom!Copy !req
470. Sonic boom!Copy !req
471. Uh, yoga-flame.Copy !req
472. Somebody help me!Copy !req
473. No, no.Copy !req
474. It's time to take controlCopy !req
475. Of my life!Copy !req
476. - Steve, eat this power pellet.Copy !req
477. - Okay!Copy !req
478. - You know, I just realized
I forgot to pack any food.Copy !req
479. - Well, denzel,
you know what they say.Copy !req
480. - Whenever you feel hungryCopy !req
481. Or your tummy starts to growl...Copy !req
482. - Like me, spaghetti owl!Copy !req
483. - Jesus christ!Copy !req
484. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
485. - Ah!Copy !req
486. My eye!
I'm blind!Copy !req
487. - What have you done?Copy !req
488. You crazy bastard!Copy !req
489. - What?Copy !req
490. You were singing a song
called eat us.Copy !req
491. - It was just a song.Copy !req
492. - We thought you
were our friend,Copy !req
493. Not a sick cannibal.Copy !req
494. - But I was hungry,Copy !req
495. And y'all are made
out of pasta!Copy !req
496. - What's wrong with you?Copy !req
497. - My eye!Copy !req
498. - Let's teach him a lesson.Copy !req
499. We'll eat him.Copy !req
500. - Get back, all of you!Copy !req
501. I'll torch every single one of
you delicious mothers.Copy !req
502. Oh, man!Copy !req
503. Whoa!Copy !req
504. Oh, shi...Copy !req
505. - Could you tell me
when he hits the ground?Copy !req
506. I no longer have
depth perception.Copy !req
507. - The coyote says...Copy !req
508. - A-roo!Copy !req
509. - That's right.Copy !req
510. You're on your way
to being a great ranger.Copy !req
511. - Yay!Copy !req
512. - I think we're readyCopy !req
513. For the "plant or animal"
coloring book.Copy !req
514. Be right back.Copy !req
515. Oh, in the meantime,Copy !req
516. Study these forest flash cards.Copy !req
517. - Oh, my god.Copy !req
518. That's a...Copy !req
519. Fiery!Copy !req
520. And it's right
where the sanctuary is!Copy !req
521. This is it, amber.Copy !req
522. It's time to be
a great ranger.Copy !req
523. - Amber, where'd you go?Copy !req
524. I was thinking we could
do arts and crafts next.Copy !req
525. We can work
on our scissoring.Copy !req
526. - Did someone say,
"scissoring?"Copy !req
527. - You know, malloy,
it feels goodCopy !req
528. To finally take control
of my life.Copy !req
529. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
530. Your mom's been
banging wisniewskiCopy !req
531. For a half an hour.Copy !req
532. - Suck that, you dick.Copy !req
533. - Yeah, but I called her.Copy !req
534. It was my decision.Copy !req
535. That's taking control.Copy !req
536. - Next week, regular time?Copy !req
537. - Mom, I now realizeCopy !req
538. That you were only banging
everyone because you love me.Copy !req
539. Thanks for -ing
my life up...Copy !req
540. All the way to the top.Copy !req
541. - Top of the world, steve.Copy !req
542. You're a fat park ranger,
and your mom's a dirty whore.Copy !req
543. - Amber?
Amber!Copy !req
544. Has anyone seen amber?Copy !req
545. - Ethel, I—Copy !req
546. I think we lost her.Copy !req
547. I did it!Copy !req
548. I saved them!Copy !req
549. - Whoa.Copy !req
550. - Did I get burned a little?Copy !req
551. I can't really feel anything.Copy !req
552. - It's not... Bad.Copy !req
553. Here.Copy !req
554. Ooh, much better.Copy !req
555. - You were right, ethel.Copy !req
556. I can be a great ranger.Copy !req
557. - So, um...Copy !req
558. Thank you for your bravery,
and, um...Copy !req
559. - Amber, you're fired.Copy !req
560. - Oh!Copy !req
561. Because I have
a couple of burns?Copy !req
562. - No, because I can see
through your face.Copy !req
563. - Ethel, tell them
what you told me,Copy !req
564. That it's not about looks.Copy !req
565. It's about
what's on the inside.Copy !req
566. - You know what, woody?Copy !req
567. Amber's right.Copy !req
568. Looks or no looks,Copy !req
569. She does belong at brickleberry.Copy !req
570. And I know the perfect place
for her.Copy !req