1. - OH, WHERE THOSE YOUR PARENTS?Copy !req
2. POOR LITTLE GUY.
OH, WELL.Copy !req
3. TIME ERASES
TRAUMATIC MEMORIES.Copy !req
4. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
MY SCOUT LEADER TOLD MECopy !req
5. WHEN HE MADE ME SUCK HIS—
HMM...Copy !req
6. HUH. IT DOES WORK.Copy !req
7. DON'T WORRY, LITTLE CUB.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.Copy !req
8. - SON, NEVER FORGET US.Copy !req
9. NEVER FORGET
WHERE YOU CAME FROM.Copy !req
10. - GOO-GOO, GAA...Copy !req
11. GOD DAMN, I'M GOOD.Copy !req
12. - MALLOY, WHAT DO YOU SAYCopy !req
13. WE TAKE A HIKE
AND CONNECT WITH NATURE?Copy !req
14. - I HAVE ALL THE NATURE
I NEED RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
15. DIE, YOU WORTHLESS ANIMALS!Copy !req
16. - EXTINCTION ACHIEVED!Copy !req
17. - SO THIS SHIT WAS RATED "E"
FOR EVERYONE, HUH?Copy !req
18. - AAH!Copy !req
19. - OH, GOD.
IT'S THAT DAY AGAIN.Copy !req
20. IT'S MALLOY'S PARENTS'
MURDERVERSARY.Copy !req
21. DON'T LOOK GUILTY.
DON'T LOOK GUILTY.Copy !req
22. - STEVE?
- AAH! I'M SORRY!Copy !req
23. - UH, FOR WHAT?Copy !req
24. - UH, UH—Copy !req
25. - OH!Copy !req
26. - FOR THAT.Copy !req
27. JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
BEFOREHAND.Copy !req
28. - APOLOGY ACCEPTED, STEVE.Copy !req
29. - STEVE, DON'T YOU EVER
HIT CONNIE WITH A CHAIR!Copy !req
30. USE THE CONNIE CLUB.Copy !req
31. THAT'S
WHAT IT'S THERE FOR.Copy !req
32. NOW LISTEN UP, RANGERS.Copy !req
33. IT'S APRIL 22ND.
ALSO KNOWN AS—Copy !req
34. - THE DAY THAT MALLOY'S PARENTS
WERE KILLED!Copy !req
35. - NO. EARTH DAY.Copy !req
36. JESUS, STEVE.
WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP?Copy !req
37. - WELL, NOT BECAUSE
THERE'S A HORRIBLE MEMORYCopy !req
38. OR CRUSHING GUILT
WEIGHING ON ME.Copy !req
39. OH, LOOK AT THE TIME.Copy !req
40. AH!Copy !req
41. - WOODY, SINCE WHEN DO YOU
CARE ABOUT EARTH DAY?Copy !req
42. - SINCE ALWAYS, ETHEL.Copy !req
43. EARTH IS MY PLANET.Copy !req
44. AND MY PLANET IS FULL
OF SOUPY DIPSHITSCopy !req
45. WHO GO TO NATIONAL PARKS
ON EARTH DAYCopy !req
46. TO PRETEND TO GIVE A FLYING
SHEEP'S QUEEF ABOUT NATURE.Copy !req
47. AKA, THIS IS THE DAY
WE MAKES DA MAD BENJAMINS.Copy !req
48. AM I RIGHT, DENZEL?Copy !req
49. - YEAH, YOU WOULD BE,
IF THIS WAS THE EARLY '90sCopy !req
50. AND YOU WERE BLACK.Copy !req
51. - ACTUALLY, DENZEL,Copy !req
52. IT WASN'T UNTIL THE LATE '90sCopy !req
53. WHEN "BENJAMINS" ENTERED
THE BLACK VERNA—Copy !req
54. OH!Copy !req
55. - DENZEL!
IT'S THREE STEPS AWAY!Copy !req
56. - OOH, ALMOST HAD IT.Copy !req
57. - MY GOD!
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?Copy !req
58. - IT'S FOR THE ENVIRONMENT,
ETHEL.Copy !req
59. I'M TRYING TO RETURN
THIS TROUTCopy !req
60. TO ITS NATURAL HABITAT—
THAT DEEP FRYER.Copy !req
61. JACKPOT!Copy !req
62. - WOODY, THIS IS A JOKE.Copy !req
63. YOUR "CELEBRATION OF NATURE"
IS DESTROYING OUR PARK.Copy !req
64. - ETHEL, THAT OFFENDS ME.Copy !req
65. NOW SHUT UP AND HELP ME
OIL UP THESE PELICANS.Copy !req
66. - MALLOY!Copy !req
67. THERE'S MY BEST
LITTLE ORPHANED FRIEND.Copy !req
68. - WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?Copy !req
69. EVERY YEAR,
AROUND THIS TIME,Copy !req
70. YOU START ACTING WEIRDER
THAN USUAL.Copy !req
71. - NONSENSE.Copy !req
72. HERE, I GOT YOU A CARD.Copy !req
73. - "SO YOUR PARENTS DIED
IN A GRUESOME ACCIDENT.Copy !req
74. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME."Copy !req
75. UH, HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED
TO CHEER ME UP?Copy !req
76. - SORRY.
WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?Copy !req
77. - HOW ABOUT STICK YOUR DICK
IN A BEEHIVE?Copy !req
78. - ON IT.Copy !req
79. HONEYBEE OR YELLOW JACKET?Copy !req
80. - WHICHEVER ONE'S
MORE AGGRESSIVE.Copy !req
81. - YELLOW JACKET IT IS.Copy !req
82. HUH, THIS ISN'T SO BAD.Copy !req
83. IT KIND OF TICKLES.Copy !req
84. AAGH!Copy !req
85. NOW IT'S BAD!Copy !req
86. AAH!
THEY'RE STINGING MY PENIS.Copy !req
87. THEY ARE REALLY STINGING
MY PENIS!Copy !req
88. SOMETHING MUST HAVE
PISSED THEM OFF. OH!Copy !req
89. - WOW, THAT ACTUALLY
CHEERED ME UPCopy !req
90. MORE THAN
I THOUGHT IT WOULD.Copy !req
91. - OKAY.
I'LL STICK WITH IT.Copy !req
92. - WELL, TIME TO DO MY PART
FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.Copy !req
93. - WELL, NOT ONLY IS IT QUIET,Copy !req
94. IT'S THE SAFEST CAR
ON THE RO—AAH!Copy !req
95. - THIS REALLY IS QUIET.Copy !req
96. THEY CAN'T EVEN
HEAR ME COMING.Copy !req
97. WHAT?Copy !req
98. - MALLOY, IT'S STEVE.Copy !req
99. I'M CALLING
FROM THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
100. TURNS OUT I'M ALLERGIC
TO YELLOW JACKETS.Copy !req
101. THE GOOD NEWS IS, MY PENIS
IS NOW 13 INCHES... WIDE.Copy !req
102. - FEEL FREE TO NEVER
CALL ME AGAIN, OKAY?Copy !req
103. THIS IS THE LIFE.Copy !req
104. - HELLO, BEAR.
WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
105. - JESSICA SIMPSON?Copy !req
106. - OH, SO THIS IS THE ANIMALCopy !req
107. THAT THINKS HE IS A HUMAN.Copy !req
108. HELLO, HUMAN.Copy !req
109. CAN WE GET YOU
SOME ANSWERING MACHINE?Copy !req
110. OR PERHAPS A MCBURGER KING?Copy !req
111. - IS THIS, LIKE, A—
IS THIS TYLER PERRY HUMOR?Copy !req
112. BECAUSE I DO NOT GET IT.
- SILENCE!Copy !req
113. LOOK AT THESE ANIMALS
THAT YOU DROVE UPONCopy !req
114. WITH YOUR FUEL-EFFICIENT
DEATH MACHINE.Copy !req
115. - I DIDN'T SEE A SINGLE
ANIMAL CROSSING SIGN.Copy !req
116. SO WHOSE FAULT'S THAT?Copy !req
117. - SCREW YOU, HUMAN LOVER.Copy !req
118. LET ME EAT THIS PUSSY, BOSS.Copy !req
119. - EASY, JOE WOLF.Copy !req
120. NO ONE WILL BE EATING PUSSY
TODAY.Copy !req
121. - AH, MAN.Copy !req
122. - THE BEAR IS NOT TO BLAME.Copy !req
123. THE HUMANS MADE HIM THIS WAY.Copy !req
124. I AM MOOSE NAZIR,
LEADER OF THE ANIMALS.Copy !req
125. WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE HOME.Copy !req
126. PLEASE, BRING THIS HONORED GUEST
OUR FINEST FOODS.Copy !req
127. - SO ALL YOUR OTHER FOODS
ARE WORSE THAN THIS?Copy !req
128. - COME NOW, THIS IS A GREAT
DELICACY FOR AN ANIMAL.Copy !req
129. I HARVEST
THESE LARVAE MYSELF,Copy !req
130. FROM THE ANUS
OF A MAGNIFICENT ELK CARCASS.Copy !req
131. - I JUST HAD
THE BOTTOMLESS BOWLCopy !req
132. OF ASS MAGGOTS
AT THE OLIVE GARDEN.Copy !req
133. SORRY, I AM GONNA—
OH, I GOTTA GO HOME.Copy !req
134. - TO THE HUMAN WORLD?Copy !req
135. YOU DON'T BELONG THERE.Copy !req
136. WHAT IS SO WRONG
WITH THIS PLACE?Copy !req
137. - UM, ASS MAGGOTS.Copy !req
138. - FAIR ENOUGH.
YOU ARE FREE TO GO.Copy !req
139. I JUST THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOWCopy !req
140. WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
TO YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
141. - MY PARENTS WERE ACCIDENTALLY
KILLED BY A TOURIST.Copy !req
142. - HUH?
KILLED BY A TORTOISE?Copy !req
143. - NO, A TOURIST.Copy !req
144. - WHO YOU CALLING A TOURIST,
YOU UPPITY LITTLE BITCH?Copy !req
145. I'VE LIVED HERE
FOR 273 YEARS.Copy !req
146. I DID BLOW OFF
SACAGAWEA'S ASS!Copy !req
147. - OH, YOU POOR,
MISGUIDED BEAR.Copy !req
148. YOU LIVE, EAT, SLEEP
AMONG THE HUMAN RANGERS,Copy !req
149. AND YET YOU DON'T KNOW THAT ONE
OF YOUR BELOVED RANGERSCopy !req
150. MURDERED YOUR PARENTS!Copy !req
151. - WHAT?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
152. - I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.Copy !req
153. - HOLY SHIT.
WHO WAS IT?Copy !req
154. - I DON'T KNOW.
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME.Copy !req
155. - I KNOW WHICH ONE IT WAS.Copy !req
156. THE PURPLE ONE.Copy !req
157. - WOLVES ARE COLOR-BLIND,
JOE WOLF!Copy !req
158. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
159. - HE SOUNDED PURPLE.Copy !req
160. - HOW COULD THEY?Copy !req
161. - FEEL THE ANGER
SURGE THROUGH YOUR VEINS.Copy !req
162. LET IT OVERTAKE YOU.Copy !req
163. - I WANT BLOOD.Copy !req
164. - AS DIPPING SAUCE
FOR ASS MAGGOTS, RIGHT?Copy !req
165. - NO, FOR REVENGE.Copy !req
166. - WELL, REVENGE
IS A DISH BEST SERVEDCopy !req
167. WITH ASS MAGGOTS.Copy !req
168. SERIOUSLY, JUST TRY ONE
OF THESE ASS MAGGOTS.Copy !req
169. - I JUST DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
170. WHY WOULD A RANGER
KILL MY PARENTS?Copy !req
171. - BECAUSE HUMANS ARE EVIL.Copy !req
172. THIS INJURIES ARE JUST
FROM THE EARTH DAY CELEBRATION.Copy !req
173. OUR DOCTORS HAVE BEEN WORKING
AROUND THE CLOCK.Copy !req
174. GIVE ME YOUR REPORT,
DR. GOOSENIAK.Copy !req
175. - HMM, THIS FOX
HAS A SERIOUS HEAD WOUND.Copy !req
176. LICK IT.Copy !req
177. THIS SKUNK HAS
A SEVERELY BROKEN LEG.Copy !req
178. LICK IT.Copy !req
179. AND THIS RACCOON
HAS A SPRAINED PENIS.Copy !req
180. GARY, YOU'VE SPRAINED YOUR PENIS
EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.Copy !req
181. - WHAT CAN I SAY?
I LEAD AN ACTIVE LIFE.Copy !req
182. NOW MAKE WITH THE LICKING.Copy !req
183. - HUMANS HAVE ALWAYS
MISTREATED ANIMALS.Copy !req
184. - WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?Copy !req
185. - MALLOY,
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONECopy !req
186. THAT CAN COMMUNICATE OUR DEMANDS
TO THOSE FILTHY HUMANS.Copy !req
187. TAKE UP OUR CAUSE,
AND I PROMISE YOU VENGEANCECopy !req
188. FOR YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
189. - I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
190. - OH, I JUST REMEMBERED.
I ALSO SPRAINED MY BALLS.Copy !req
191. - THE BAD NEWS IS,
THE YELLOW JACKETSCopy !req
192. THAT BURROWED UP
MY PEE HOLECopy !req
193. MADE A NEST
OUT OF MY PROSTATE.Copy !req
194. - JESUS,
WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?Copy !req
195. - I'M PISSING HONEY.Copy !req
196. - WOW, MALLOY.Copy !req
197. YOU LOOK SO SERIOUS.
EVERYTHING ALL—Copy !req
198. - SILENCE, HUMAN.Copy !req
199. - MALLOY, WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
200. YOU'VE NEVER
CALLED CONNIE HUMAN BEFORE.Copy !req
201. - BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT YOU ALL ARE.Copy !req
202. AND WE HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS
WITH HUMANS.Copy !req
203. - OH, YEAH?
WHO'S "WE"?Copy !req
204. DID YOU MAKE
SOME NEW FURRY FRIENDS?Copy !req
205. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
206. - HERE'S A LIST
OF ALL OF OUR DEMANDS.Copy !req
207. - AW, THAT'S CUTE.Copy !req
208. "STOP POLLUTING.
NO MORE MOTOR VEHICLES.Copy !req
209. AND MORE HOT,
WET GOAT COOTER"?Copy !req
210. - HELL, YEAH!Copy !req
211. I MEAN, HOW DID THAT
GET ON THERE?Copy !req
212. I MEAN, BAA.Copy !req
213. - MALLOY, THAT IS A BUNCHCopy !req
214. OF ADORABLE,
TIME-WASTING NONSENSE.Copy !req
215. ANYTHING ELSE?
- YES.Copy !req
216. TURN OVER THE RANGER
WHO KILLED MY PARENTS.Copy !req
217. - A RANGER KILLED YOUR PARENTS?Copy !req
218. IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
219. NO RANGER COULD DO SOMETHING
SO CRUEL.Copy !req
220. RIGHT, STEVE?Copy !req
221. - STEVE, SHUT UP.Copy !req
222. YOU SOUND LIKE ADELE
WALKING UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.Copy !req
223. - SORRY.
- SO WOODY, DO WE HAVE A DEAL?Copy !req
224. - AW, DADDY'S LITTLE FUZZY WUZZY
WANTS TO BE A COMMIE.Copy !req
225. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO
IF WE DON'T COMPLYCopy !req
226. WITH ALL YOUR
WITTLE BITTIE DEMANDS?Copy !req
227. STRIKE?Copy !req
228. HOW THE HELL DO ANIMALS
GO ON STRIKE?Copy !req
229. - UH, YEAH, I PROBABLY
SHOULD HAVE OFFEREDCopy !req
230. TO HELP WITH THOSE SIGNS.Copy !req
231. - HEY! YOU!Copy !req
232. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOU JUST GOT HERE.Copy !req
233. - HEY, NO ONE WANTS TO GO
TO A PARK WITHOUT ANIMALS.Copy !req
234. - YEAH, IT'S LIKE GOING
TO A LAKERS GAMECopy !req
235. AND NOT GETTING GANGBANGED
BY THE TEAMCopy !req
236. WHILE MY HUSBAND
PULLS THE CAR AROUND.Copy !req
237. - YEAH!
WHAT'D SHE SAY?Copy !req
238. - YOU TWO!Copy !req
239. GO ROUND US UP SOME ANIMALSCopy !req
240. WHO AREN'T AFRAID TO CROSS
A PICKET LINE.Copy !req
241. - SCABS?Copy !req
242. YOU WANT US TO GET YOU
SCAB ANIMALS?Copy !req
243. - DON'T THINK OF THEM
AS SCABS.Copy !req
244. THINK OF THEM
AS IMPROVEMENTS.Copy !req
245. YOU KNOW,
LIKE WHEN JAR JARCopy !req
246. KICKED THAT STAR WARS FRANCHISE
INTO HYPERSPACE.Copy !req
247. SWIMS LIKE A FISH,
TALKS LIKE A SLAVE.Copy !req
248. IT'S BRILLIANT!Copy !req
249. HOW DID GEORGE COME UP
WITH THAT?Copy !req
250. OH, HE'S A GENIUS.Copy !req
251. - OOPS.
MY BAD.Copy !req
252. I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL
AN ANIMAL.Copy !req
253. - IT'S OKAY.
FISH ARE ASSHOLES.Copy !req
254. YOU ARE LEARNING WELL,
YOUNG CUB.Copy !req
255. AND FOR THAT,
I WANT TO GIVE YOU A GIFT.Copy !req
256. - AWESOME.
LAY IT ON ME, NAZ.Copy !req
257. OH, WHAT IS HAPPENING
RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
258. - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Copy !req
259. MOOSE NAZIR HAS NEVER LET
ANOTHER ANIMAL SNIFF HIS BUTT.Copy !req
260. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT A BIG HONOR THIS IS?Copy !req
261. - NO?
- YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD.Copy !req
262. LET ME GET IN THERE, BOSS.
I'LL SNIFF YOU GOOD.Copy !req
263. I'LL GET IN SO DEEP,Copy !req
264. YOU'LL BE SHITTIN' BOOGERS
FOR A MONTH.Copy !req
265. - NO, JOE WOLF.Copy !req
266. THIS HONOR IS RESERVEDCopy !req
267. FOR THE SON I NEVER HAD.Copy !req
268. - I'M AN ANIMAL.
THIS IS WHAT ANIMALS DO.Copy !req
269. JUST DO IT.Copy !req
270. OH... WHAT AN HONOR.Copy !req
271. OH.Copy !req
272. - OH, YOU LIKE IT?
PLEASE.Copy !req
273. GRAB A SNIFF FOR THE ROAD.Copy !req
274. - SCAB ANIMALS?
HAS WOODY LOST HIS GODDAMN MIND?Copy !req
275. - YES, BUT THIS
IS AN OPPORTUNITYCopy !req
276. TO HELP NEGLECTED
AND ABUSED ANIMALS.Copy !req
277. WE CAN GIVE THEM
THE LIFE THEY DESERVE.Copy !req
278. LIKE THIS HUNGRY
LITTLE KITTY.Copy !req
279. OW! BASTARD!Copy !req
280. - LOOK AT THAT MAN
JUST ABUSING HIS DOG.Copy !req
281. MAKING HIM WEAR
AN ARIZONA CARDINALS JERSEY.Copy !req
282. EXCUSE ME, SIR.Copy !req
283. WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
THE TIME?Copy !req
284. - WHY, YES, IT'S—
- YOUR DOG'S A FROZEN TURKEY.Copy !req
285. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
286. THEN WHAT DID I PUT
IN THE OVEN?Copy !req
287. - WHAT'S ALL THIS?Copy !req
288. - I'M GOING THROUGH ALL
THE OLD PARK'S SECURITY FOOTAGECopy !req
289. TO PROVE OUR INNOCENCE.Copy !req
290. - WELL, GOOD LUCK
MAKING YOUR WAYCopy !req
291. THROUGH COUNTLESS HOURS OF—
- HEY, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
292. IT'S A TAPE
FROM THE SAME DAYCopy !req
293. MALLOY ENDED UP
ON OUR DOORSTEP.Copy !req
294. - WOW, STEVE.Copy !req
295. YOU SOUND LIKE ADELE
GOING DOWN ON ME.Copy !req
296. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?Copy !req
297. - NO.
NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
298. THE JIG IS UP, CONNIE.Copy !req
299. THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO ADMIT.Copy !req
300. - JAR JAR BINKS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?Copy !req
301. MEESA LIKE.Copy !req
302. MEESA LIKE YOU.Copy !req
303. OH JAR JAR,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
304. JAR JAR, THIS IS CRAZY!Copy !req
305. STOP. STOP.
DON'T STOP.Copy !req
306. DON'T—OH. AH.Copy !req
307. OH, THAT FEELS GOOD.Copy !req
308. - JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
309. WHEN I SAID "SCAB ANIMALS,"Copy !req
310. I DIDN'T MEAN ANIMALS
WITH SCABS ON 'EM!Copy !req
311. DOES THAT CAT
HAVE FELINE AIDS?Copy !req
312. - NAH, JUST REGULAR AIDS.Copy !req
313. - WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THE POODLE.Copy !req
314. - HE'S OVER THERE PICKETING!Copy !req
315. THIS IS A DISASTER!Copy !req
316. THE TOURISTS ARE ALL GONE!Copy !req
317. - THE STRIKE IS WORKING.Copy !req
318. SOON, THEY'LL
GIVE INTO OUR DEMANDSCopy !req
319. AND TURN OVER THE PRICK
WHO KILLED MY PARENTS.Copy !req
320. PATIENCE, MY SON.Copy !req
321. THE STRIKE WAS JUST A DEVICECopy !req
322. TO GET THE RANGERS
ALONE AND VULNERABLE.Copy !req
323. IT'S TIME FOR PHASE TWO.Copy !req
324. - MAKE THEM SMELL YOUR ASS?Copy !req
325. - NO. KILL THEM.
ALL OF THEM!Copy !req
326. - YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HELP
THAT COUGH?Copy !req
327. A QUICK BUTT SNIFF.Copy !req
328. - WHAT THE,
JOE WOLF?Copy !req
329. YOU TRYING TO SNEAK
A SNIFF?Copy !req
330. - NO, BOSS.
I JUST LOST MY CAR KEYS.Copy !req
331. I THOUGHT I SAW 'EM
IN YOUR BUTT.Copy !req
332. - ALL RIGHT, ETHEL.
WE TRIED IT YOUR WAY.Copy !req
333. NOW WE'RE GONNA TRY IT
MY WAY.Copy !req
334. GIVE ME 100 UNMARKED,
NON-CONSECUTIVE PUPPIES.Copy !req
335. AND DON'T TRY TO GIVE ME
THE ONES WITH THE DYE PACKS.Copy !req
336. I'M ONTO YOU,
MOTHER!Copy !req
337. - WOW, CRIME DOES PAY.Copy !req
338. YOU THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH?
- WE SHOULD.Copy !req
339. WE KNOCKED OVER 2 ZOOS,
12 PET STORES,Copy !req
340. AND A CHUCK E. CHEESE.Copy !req
341. GODDAMN PUPPY DYE PACK!Copy !req
342. - WE WILL KILL THE HUMANS,
YOU WILL HAVE YOUR REVENGE,Copy !req
343. BUT WE WON'T STOP THERE.Copy !req
344. WE WILL PUNISH ANY ANIMALCopy !req
345. WHO ASSOCIATES
WITH HUMAN THINGS.Copy !req
346. AH, NEIL.Copy !req
347. HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND?Copy !req
348. - JUST CHILLIN'
LIKE A MOTHERBUCKER.Copy !req
349. WHAT'S UP WITH YOU,
MOOSE N?Copy !req
350. - YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ENJOYING
ANY HUMAN FOOD, HAVE YOU?Copy !req
351. MAYBE ROOTING AROUND
IN THE TRASH CAN?Copy !req
352. YOU KNOW THIS
IS AGAINST OUR RULES.Copy !req
353. - NO WAY.
I HATE HUMAN FOOD.Copy !req
354. AH, SHIT!
- KILL HIM.Copy !req
355. - OH, NO!
OH! OH, IT HURTS!Copy !req
356. - WHOA, I DID NOT REALIZE
YOU GUYS WERE THIS INTENSE.Copy !req
357. - THAT'S RIGHT.
I EVEN ORDERED THE TIGER HITCopy !req
358. ON SIEGFRIED AND ROY.
- WOW.Copy !req
359. I THOUGHT THAT TIGER JUST HATED
MAGICIANS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.Copy !req
360. I CANNOT BELIEVE
THEY KILLED NEILCopy !req
361. FOR EATING A DOUGHNUT.Copy !req
362. I JUST NEED TO CALM DOWN,
RELAX.Copy !req
363. NO MORE HUMAN STUFF.Copy !req
364. RIGHT AFTER
I BEAT GEARS OF WAR...Copy !req
365. AND EAT A KING-SIZED
SNICKER BAR...Copy !req
366. AND THIS
BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA...Copy !req
367. AND GET A HAPPY ENDING
FROM THIS FILIPINO HOOKER.Copy !req
368. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S
SNIFFED HIS LAST MOOSE ASS.Copy !req
369. NICE.Copy !req
370. "THE KEY TO BEING
A SAFE DRIVER—"Copy !req
371. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
372. WAIT.
YOU'RE BOTH STILL ALIVE.Copy !req
373. I'LL GO CALL FOR HELP.Copy !req
374. AAH!Copy !req
375. UGH, I CAN'T
KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
376. I'M GONNA DO SOMETHINGCopy !req
377. I SHOULD HAVE DONE
A LONG TIME AGO.Copy !req
378. - CONNIE, WAKE UP.Copy !req
379. - AAH!Copy !req
380. UGH!Copy !req
381. SORRY.
WHAT'S GOING ON, STEVE?Copy !req
382. - THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO SHOW YOU.Copy !req
383. - STEVE, THAT'S SO SWEET,
BUT THIS IS SOMETHINGCopy !req
384. I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE BEFORE.Copy !req
385. I'M GAY.
OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
386. IT FEELS SO GOOD
TO FINALLY SAY IT.Copy !req
387. WHAT A BURDEN LIFTED.Copy !req
388. - THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE.
IT'S THIS.Copy !req
389. LOOK AT ME. I'M CONNIE.Copy !req
390. I'M DRIVING.Copy !req
391. OOPS!
I HIT SOMETHING.Copy !req
392. DUM DEE DUM DUM DUM DUM.Copy !req
393. BANG!
SHOT MALLOY'S PARENTS.Copy !req
394. I'M SO STUPID.Copy !req
395. - OH, NO.
IT WAS ME.Copy !req
396. I KILLED MALLOY'S PARENTS.Copy !req
397. I NEED TO CONFESS TO HIM
RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
398. - BUT THOSE ANIMALS
MIGHT KILL YOU.Copy !req
399. - IT'S WHAT I DESERVE.Copy !req
400. UNLESS THERE'S SOME OTHER PIECE
OF INFORMATIONCopy !req
401. THAT COULD CLEAR MY NAME
AND SAVE MY LIFE.Copy !req
402. - HMM,
NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF.Copy !req
403. - WHAT HAVE I DONE?Copy !req
404. THEY'RE GONNA KILL CONNIE.Copy !req
405. - SCREW THAT FAT BITCH.
WHO CARES IF THEY KILL HER?Copy !req
406. - WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
407. HELLO?
IS ANYONE THERE?Copy !req
408. - I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
JUST DO WHAT HE SAID.Copy !req
409. - WHAT UP, MY BRETHREN?Copy !req
410. - I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD HURT ME LIKE THIS.Copy !req
411. - UH-OH.
SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
412. - I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
413. - SO YOU DIDN'T SPEND ALL DAYCopy !req
414. ON YOUR BOXED "X"
PLAYING QUEERS OF WHORE?Copy !req
415. - I CAN HONESTLY SAY NO
TO THAT.Copy !req
416. - AND TO THINK I OPENED
MY ANUS TO YOU.Copy !req
417. - I'M SORRY, MOOSE NAZIR.Copy !req
418. PLEASE, IT WILL NEVER
HAPPEN AGAIN.Copy !req
419. - ATTENTION, ANIMALS.Copy !req
420. I AM—
- A BLOATED, GINGER SHE-BEAST!Copy !req
421. BUT ALSO COMPLETELY INNOCENT.Copy !req
422. - THAT FIRST PART
WAS KIND OF MEAN.Copy !req
423. - NO, CONNIE,
IT WAS HONESTY,Copy !req
424. AND THAT'S
WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
425. MALLOY, I DID IT.Copy !req
426. I KILLED YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
427. - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.Copy !req
428. YOU'RE DEAD, STEVE.Copy !req
429. - GOOD.
REDEEM YOURSELF.Copy !req
430. ALLOW YOUR ANIMAL INSTINCTS
TO TAKE CONTROL.Copy !req
431. EAT HIS FACE OFF.Copy !req
432. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
433. IT JUST SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID,
"EAT HIS FACE OFF."Copy !req
434. - I DID.
- I'M SORRY.Copy !req
435. IT JUST SOUNDED
LIKE YOU SAID, "I DID."Copy !req
436. WHAT? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
THIS IS CRAZY.Copy !req
437. DID YOU JUST NOD?
- DO IT!Copy !req
438. - HEY, THIS MIGHT NOT BE
THE RIGHT TIME,Copy !req
439. BUT ARE YOU
KHLOE KARDASHIAN?Copy !req
440. YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR AS UGLY
AS YOU ARE ON TELEVISION.Copy !req
441. - AND THAT'S
THE WHOLE STORY, MALLOY.Copy !req
442. - YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
THAT YOU TRIPPED,Copy !req
443. SHOT TWO BEARS THROUGH THE HEAD
WITH ONE BULLET?Copy !req
444. - I KNOW.Copy !req
445. IMAGINE HOW SURPRISED
YOUR PARENTS WERE.Copy !req
446. - COME ON, MALLOY BEAR.
DO IT.Copy !req
447. SHOW US YOU
ARE A TRUE ANIMAL.Copy !req
448. FOR ONCE YOU EAT HIS FACE,
YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!Copy !req
449. DO IT!Copy !req
450. - MALLOY, I DESERVE
TO BE EATEN ALIVE.Copy !req
451. HERE'S SOME ARBY'S
HORSEY SAUCE PACKETSCopy !req
452. THAT I THINK WOULD GO GREAT
WITH MY FACE.Copy !req
453. - DO IT NOW!Copy !req
454. - UH, UH...Copy !req
455. UH, AH, UH...Copy !req
456. UGH, I CAN'T EAT HIS FACE.Copy !req
457. YOU SURE
I SHOULD EAT HIM RAW?Copy !req
458. CAN'T I GET SALMONELLA?Copy !req
459. - PROOF YOU ARE A HUMAN LOVER!Copy !req
460. - SO WHAT IF I AM?
I LIKE MY LIFE.Copy !req
461. I BELONG WITH THE HUMANS.Copy !req
462. AND IF THAT BOTHERS YOU,Copy !req
463. I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO KILL ALL OF US.Copy !req
464. - ALL RIGHT.
LET'S KILL ALL OF THEM.Copy !req
465. - OOH, I SUCK AT ULTIMATUMS.Copy !req
466. LOOK! JOHNNY DEPP!Copy !req
467. - WHERE?
WHERE IS JOHNNY DEPP?Copy !req
468. - CONNIE, DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
469. - HERE.Copy !req
470. - WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?Copy !req
471. - LET'S START WITH CONNIE
PUTTING A SHIRT BACK ON.Copy !req
472. - WHERE THE HELL DID
ALL THOSE STUPID ANIMALS GO?Copy !req
473. HEY, I'M READY TO NEGOTIATE!Copy !req
474. - HERE THEY ARE!
- WHERE? AAH! OW!Copy !req
475. - NOW, MY LITTLE FURRY FRIEND.Copy !req
476. THIS IS HOW YOU EAT A FACE.Copy !req
477. AH...Copy !req
478. - STOP! I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO COME TO THIS,Copy !req
479. BUT YOU'VE LEFT ME
WITH NO CHOICE.Copy !req
480. ATTACK, MY CHILDREN!Copy !req
481. OW! AH!
NO, NO, THEM!Copy !req
482. AAH! THEM!
ATTACK THEM!Copy !req
483. - HA! YOU MISSED!Copy !req
484. - YOU HAD A GUN
THE WHOLE TIME?Copy !req
485. - WELL, I GOTTA SAY, ETHEL.Copy !req
486. YOU DO PUT ON A BETTER EARTH DAY
CELEBRATION THAN ME.Copy !req
487. - I HOPE WE ALL LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON—Copy !req
488. THAT EVERYONE
NEEDS TO RESPECT NATURECopy !req
489. AND BE NICER TO ANIMALS.Copy !req
490. - OR, WHEN YOU DO
KILL AN ANIMAL,Copy !req
491. REPLACE IT WITH A ROBOT.Copy !req
492. - WELL, IT'S THAT DAY AGAIN,
MALLOY.Copy !req
493. I WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY
FOR WHAT I DID.Copy !req
494. - AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
STEVE.Copy !req
495. AFTER ALL, IF YOU
DIDN'T KILL MY PARENTS,Copy !req
496. I WOULDN'T BE WATCHING
BUMFIGHTS,Copy !req
497. EATING THIS MICROWAVE
CORN DOG RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
498. ANIMALS DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE MISSING.Copy !req
499. - WELL, I GUESS I DID YOU
A FAVOR, HUH?Copy !req
500. - SURE. AND AS A THANK YOU,
I GOT YOU A SURPRISE.Copy !req
501. - MOM? DAD?Copy !req
502. - AND NOW WE'RE EVEN.Copy !req