1. - LICENSE
AND REGIS... TRATION.Copy !req
2. - HERE YOU GO, RANGERS.Copy !req
3. - UGH.Copy !req
4. - I, UH—I—Copy !req
5. EXCUSE US, MA'AM.Copy !req
6. - OH, SHIT.Copy !req
7. DID YOU SEE HOW UG—
- BEAUTIFUL SHE IS?Copy !req
8. YEAH.
- BEAUTIFUL?Copy !req
9. STEVE,
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU,Copy !req
10. BUT WITH SMALLER TITTIES.Copy !req
11. - KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS,
DENZEL.Copy !req
12. I SAW HER FIRST.Copy !req
13. - OH, DID I HIT SOMETHING?Copy !req
14. - ONLY MY HEART
WITH YOUR ARROW OF LOVE.Copy !req
15. AND ALSO ALL THESE ANIMALS.Copy !req
16. HELP ME.Copy !req
17. - SORRY, I WAS JUST
READING A BOOK.Copy !req
18. I GET SO BORED WHEN I DRIVE.Copy !req
19. - VIGGO MORTENSEN
AND LASAGNA?Copy !req
20. MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS!Copy !req
21. HI. I'M STEVE WILLIAMS.
RANGER OF THE MONTH.Copy !req
22. I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME.Copy !req
23. I'M RANGER OF THE MONTH.
STEVE WILLIAMS.Copy !req
24. - I'M STEPHANIE BRIDGES.Copy !req
25. I TEACH
AT HAZELHURST ELEMENTARY.Copy !req
26. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
A BIG, POWERFUL RANGERCopy !req
27. COME AND SPEAK TO MY CLASS
SOMETIME.Copy !req
28. - A POWER RANGER?
I WANT TO SEE THAT.Copy !req
29. - A POWER RANGER
IS SPEAKING TO MY CLASS?Copy !req
30. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
31. AWESOME.Copy !req
32. - IF THESE MOTHER
HAVE A BABY,Copy !req
33. I'M HITTING THAT BITCH
WITH A BRICK.Copy !req
34. - AAH!Copy !req
35. - THANKS FOR HELPING ME
WITH COMPUTER DATING, CONNIE.Copy !req
36. YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND.Copy !req
37. - I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,
ETHEL.Copy !req
38. - I KNOW.Copy !req
39. - ANYTHING.Copy !req
40. - UH, YEAH.
GOT IT.Copy !req
41. - ANYTHING.
- GOT IT!Copy !req
42. - NO. NO, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
43. ANYTH—
- I KNOW!Copy !req
44. GOD, I HOPE THIS WORKS.Copy !req
45. WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD LUCK
WITH MEN?Copy !req
46. - MAYBE YOU'VE JUST BEEN
DATING THE WRONG PEOPLE.Copy !req
47. - WHAT?
DON'T BE SILLY.Copy !req
48. - AND THAT'S
WHY I WORSHIP SATAN.Copy !req
49. KIDDING.Copy !req
50. I'D LOVE TO MAKE A HAMMOCK
OUT OF YOUR SKIN.Copy !req
51. I LIKE VAGINA.Copy !req
52. - HMM.Copy !req
53. IS THIS KOSHER?Copy !req
54. - UGH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
55. MY SISTER HAS
THE PERFECT MARRIAGE,Copy !req
56. AND I'M ON THE INTERNET
PLAYING DATE RAPE ROULETTE.Copy !req
57. - OH, YOU MEAN CRAIGSLIST.Copy !req
58. - HEY, WAIT.
THIS GUY SEEMS PERFECT.Copy !req
59. STRONG, PASSIONATE,
WANTS A FAMILY,Copy !req
60. WILLING TO DO ANYTHING...Copy !req
61. - ANYTHING. ANYTHING.Copy !req
62. - WAIT A MINUTE.
IT'S YOU.Copy !req
63. HOW'D THAT GET ON THERE?Copy !req
64. - ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?Copy !req
65. I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT
WAS SOMEONE PERFECT FOR ME,Copy !req
66. AND IT WAS JUST YOU.Copy !req
67. - YEAH.
THAT'S HILARIOUS.Copy !req
68. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
69. - CONNIE,
REALLY NEED YOU.Copy !req
70. - OH, BOY! OH, BOY!Copy !req
71. UGH! OW.Copy !req
72. - LOOK AT THIS GUY.
HE'S HANDSOME, HE OWNS A CAR.Copy !req
73. OH, AND LOOK.
ONLY TWO ROOMMATES—Copy !req
74. HIS MOTHER AND FATHER.Copy !req
75. AND HE WANTS TO TAKE ME
TO A FANCY RESTAURANT.Copy !req
76. - YOU KNOW,
THAT REMINDS ME.Copy !req
77. I'M HITTING THE AGE
WHERE I'D LIKE TO HAVE KIDS.Copy !req
78. - YEAH, I LIKE
HITTING KIDS TOO.Copy !req
79. WHO DO I GOTTA
UP THE ASSCopy !req
80. TO GET SOME CORN BREAD?Copy !req
81. MM. MM.Copy !req
82. SO THE BROAD GIVES BIRTH
AS I'M BANGING HER.Copy !req
83. THAT COUNTS
AS A THREESOME, RIGHT?Copy !req
84. - YOU'RE LATE ON YOUR
CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS, KEN.Copy !req
85. - WHAT?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.Copy !req
86. TELL ALOPECIA
DADDY SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
87. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
88. - BABY, BABY.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
89. I JUST MADE THAT UP
TO IMPRESS YOU.Copy !req
90. CAN WE START OVER?Copy !req
91. I'LL TREAT YOU THE WAY
YOU DESERVE.Copy !req
92. HURRY UP.Copy !req
93. I'M HARDER THAN CHINESE MATH.Copy !req
94. SIT ON MY PENIS.Copy !req
95. - WHAT'S THAT, KEN?Copy !req
96. - SHUT UP, MA!Copy !req
97. I'M ABOUT TO GET SOME!Copy !req
98. OH. OH, BABY.Copy !req
99. I'M GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU
ALL NI—Copy !req
100. I-I-I—AH—AH—Copy !req
101. ECH—EEK—AGH.
UGH.Copy !req
102. OKAY, I'M DONE.Copy !req
103. - CAN I AT LEAST
GET A RIDE HOME?Copy !req
104. - JEEZ, FINE.Copy !req
105. MOM!Copy !req
106. GIVE HER A RIDE HOME!Copy !req
107. - I AM A...Copy !req
108. PA—PA—PARK—Copy !req
109. - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
TWO IDIOTS UP TO?Copy !req
110. WE'VE HAD THREE SNAKE ATTACKS,
A CAMPER VANDALIZED A MOOSE,Copy !req
111. AND I FOUND A HUMAN HEAD
IN THE FIRE PIT!Copy !req
112. - DID YOU SAY "HUMAN"?Copy !req
113. AW, I WAS HOPING
IT WAS CONNIE'S.Copy !req
114. - I'M GONNA KILL YOU
ONE DAY, MALLOY.Copy !req
115. - WHAT?
- UH, NOTHING.Copy !req
116. - GUYS, COULD YOU
KEEP IT DOWN?Copy !req
117. I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE
MY SPEECHCopy !req
118. FOR STEPHANIE'S SCHOOL.Copy !req
119. GOOD MORNING,
BOYS AND GIRLS.Copy !req
120. MY NAME IS—
- HANUKKAH JIZZ TONSIL?Copy !req
121. - YES. MY NAME IS
HANUKKAH JIZZ TONSIL.Copy !req
122. WAIT.
NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
123. WAIT. IS IT?
SHOOT.Copy !req
124. - HE'S AWFUL
AT LITERALLY EVERYTHING.Copy !req
125. I AM A PARK RA—Copy !req
126. - I THINK THE KIDS
ARE GONNA LOVE IT.Copy !req
127. - SORRY I'M LATE.Copy !req
128. - UGH, WE HEAR THAT
ONCE A MONTH.Copy !req
129. - SO HOW DID IT GO
LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
130. - TYPICAL.Copy !req
131. WE HAD SOUP,
AND HE SPOOGED IN HIS PANTS.Copy !req
132. HELLO?Copy !req
133. LUCY!Copy !req
134. IT'S MY BITCH SISTER.Copy !req
135. IT'S BEEN YEARS.
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
136. I'VE—I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO CALL YOU.Copy !req
137. - JUST TRAVELING
WITH THE FAMILYCopy !req
138. ON AL PACINO'S PRIVATE JET.Copy !req
139. OUR SON, RANDY, IS GOING
TO BE IN AL'S NEXT MOVIE.Copy !req
140. - OH, WOW. THAT'S—Copy !req
141. - AND THEN, OF COURSE,
MY HUSBAND, HUBERT.Copy !req
142. HE JUST SOLD HIS BUSINESS,Copy !req
143. SO NOW WE'RE IN THE MARKET
FOR A NEW ISLAND.Copy !req
144. WE WERE GOING TO BUY HAITI,Copy !req
145. BUT IT'S TOO MUCH
OF A FIXER-UPPER.Copy !req
146. SPEAKING OF POOR BLACK PEOPLE,
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
147. - OH, I'M MARRIED
WITH A GREAT FAMILY TOO!Copy !req
148. - YOU HAVE A FAMILY?Copy !req
149. DID YOU BITE A HOLE
IN THE CONDOMCopy !req
150. OR HAVE A FIVE-GUY
CREAM PIE?Copy !req
151. JUST KIDDING.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET THEM.Copy !req
152. WE'RE TURNING
THIS PLANE AROUND.Copy !req
153. WE'RE COMING TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
154. - OH, NO, NO.
DON'T!Copy !req
155. UH, UH—
DON'T—DON'T DO THAT.Copy !req
156. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
157. LUCY, LISTEN. I—Copy !req
158. - NAH, IT'S KEN.Copy !req
159. SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
160. WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER NOWCopy !req
161. AND I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU?Copy !req
162. I'LL BEND YOU OVER AND—Copy !req
163. AH, AH, AH, AH—
OH! OH! OH! OH!Copy !req
164. UGH!Copy !req
165. OKAY, DONE.Copy !req
166. NO NEED TO COME OVER.Copy !req
167. - AND THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE A PARK RANGER.Copy !req
168. - THAT WAS GREAT, STEVE.Copy !req
169. I WANT TO THANK YOU.Copy !req
170. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR,
POWER RANGER?Copy !req
171. - GO AHEAD, STEVE.
STICK IT IN ME.Copy !req
172. AH...Copy !req
173. - AAH!
OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
174. I WAS HAVING THE BEST DREAM!Copy !req
175. - I AM SO SCREWED.Copy !req
176. MY SISTER AND HER HUSBAND
ARE ON THEIR WAYCopy !req
177. TO BRICKLEBERRY RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
178. - I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A SISTER.Copy !req
179. - THAT'S BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN TRYINGCopy !req
180. TO WISH HER
OUT OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
181. - PSST.
HEY, ETHEL.Copy !req
182. FOR 100 BUCKS, I CAN
MAKE THAT WISH COME TRUE.Copy !req
183. IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I FED MY DARK PASSENGER.Copy !req
184. - SO ANYWAY,Copy !req
185. MY SISTER MAKES ME CRAZY.Copy !req
186. I MEAN, OUR WHOLE LIVES,
SHE'S ALWAYS HAD ITCopy !req
187. BETTER THAN ME.Copy !req
188. - CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
189. YOU'RE THE PARENTSCopy !req
190. OF A PERFECT,
BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL.Copy !req
191. AND THIS THING.Copy !req
192. SHOULD I TOSS IT?Copy !req
193. - WHAT COULD WE DO?
SANTA LOVES HER MORE.Copy !req
194. - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, LUCY.Copy !req
195. I LIKE VAGINA.Copy !req
196. - OH, SHE'S ON HER WAY.Copy !req
197. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I KNOW.Copy !req
198. ONE OF YOU
COULD POSE AS MY HUSBAND.Copy !req
199. WOODY?
- NO!Copy !req
200. - STEVE?
- SORRY. ALREADY IN LOVE.Copy !req
201. WHERE AM I GONNA FIND A HUSBAND?Copy !req
202. - RACIST BITCH.Copy !req
203. TREATING ME LIKE
I'M A MEXICAN OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
204. - WHERE AM I GONNA
FIND A HUSBAND?Copy !req
205. UGH!Copy !req
206. AND I NEED A KID.Copy !req
207. HEY! PSST.
LITTLE BOY.Copy !req
208. DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY?Copy !req
209. GOTCHA!Copy !req
210. - AAH! HELP, DADDY!Copy !req
211. - GET AWAY FROM MY KID!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?Copy !req
212. - I WANT YOUR SON.
BAD!Copy !req
213. I'VE GOT MONEY!Copy !req
214. NO! WAIT!Copy !req
215. YOU CAN JOIN IN
AND PLAY MY HUSBAND!Copy !req
216. PLEASE.Copy !req
217. - THAT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU'RE DATING AGAIN.Copy !req
218. - WELCOME
TO BRICKLEBERRY PARK.Copy !req
219. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
220. IT'S SO NICE THEY HIRE
THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED.Copy !req
221. NOT REALLY.
I HATE THEM.Copy !req
222. - OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE HERE.Copy !req
223. - WHAT?Copy !req
224. AAH! NO! NO!Copy !req
225. NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
226. GET AWAY FROM ME!Copy !req
227. HELP! OH!Copy !req
228. - ETHEL.Copy !req
229. OH, MY GOD.
IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
230. THIS MUST BE MY NEPHEW.Copy !req
231. - YOU ARE DEAD.Copy !req
232. - UGH!Copy !req
233. UGH!
HA, HA, HA.Copy !req
234. LITTLE CRANKY PANTS
DIDN'T HAVE HIS NAP.Copy !req
235. - I AM GONNA
CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!Copy !req
236. - TANTRUMS ARE NORMAL
FOR GIFTED KIDS.Copy !req
237. - I'M NOT A KID.
I'M A WILD ANIMAL.Copy !req
238. - AND HE HAS
SUCH A COLORFUL IMAGINATION.Copy !req
239. WELL, AND ADHD.
OW!Copy !req
240. GO PLAY, HONEY.Copy !req
241. - OH!Copy !req
242. - UH, OKAY.Copy !req
243. NOW WHERE'S THAT HUSBANDCopy !req
244. YOU WERE TELLING ME
SO MUCH ABOUT?Copy !req
245. - UH, YEAH.
HE'S—UM, AH—Copy !req
246. - I'M RIGHT HERE, HONEY.Copy !req
247. - HI, I'M CONNER.
ETHEL'S LOVING HUSBAND.Copy !req
248. - WELL, I SEE MALLOY'S
CALMED DOWN QUITE A BIT.Copy !req
249. - THAT'S OUR MALLOY.Copy !req
250. PLAYFUL ONE MINUTE,
A PERFECTLY WELL-BEHAVED CHILDCopy !req
251. THE NEXT.Copy !req
252. I CAN HEAR MY BLOOD.Copy !req
253. - HE'S HYPOGLYCEMIC.Copy !req
254. - SO, CONNER, WHAT DO YOU
DO FOR A LIVING?Copy !req
255. - BRAIN SURGEON.Copy !req
256. - GYNECOLOGIST
FOR SUPERMODELS.Copy !req
257. - WELL, WHICH IS IT?Copy !req
258. YOU DO BRAIN SURGERY
ON GYNECOLOGISTSCopy !req
259. OR GYNECOLOGY
ON SUPERMODEL BRAIN SURGEONS?Copy !req
260. - I BUILD ROBOTS.Copy !req
261. SO HOW ABOUT THOSE PACKERS
THIS WEEK?Copy !req
262. - PACKERS?Copy !req
263. FOOTBALL SEASON
DOESN'T START FOR FIVE MONTHS.Copy !req
264. - I KNOW.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE, UH—Copy !req
265. FUDGE-PACKERS.Copy !req
266. STUPID HOMOS
WANT TO GET MARRIED.Copy !req
267. AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
268. - CONNER!Copy !req
269. ISN'T IT TIME TO GET MALLOY
TO SCHOOL?Copy !req
270. LIKE, RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
271. IT'S A SCHOOL
FOR THE GIFTED.Copy !req
272. HE'S A PRODIGY.Copy !req
273. - NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM, NUM.Copy !req
274. - OH, I'D LOVE
TO SEE HIS SCHOOL.Copy !req
275. MIND IF I TAG ALONG?Copy !req
276. I DON'T SEE WHY THE HELL NOT.Copy !req
277. OKAY, HERE WE ARE.
HAVE A GOOD DAY, BABY.Copy !req
278. UGH.Copy !req
279. - HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS.Copy !req
280. IT'S THE NEW KID.Copy !req
281. HEY, NEW KID.Copy !req
282. UGLY TOWN CALLED.Copy !req
283. YOU JUST GOT VOTED MAYOR.Copy !req
284. - OH! THINK ABOUT HOW UGLY
THAT MEANS HE IS.Copy !req
285. - YOU'RE ALSO MAYOR
OF DIARRHEA TOWN.Copy !req
286. - OOH!
- AW, SNAP!Copy !req
287. THAT'S THE WORST TOWN
I EVER HEARD OF.Copy !req
288. - MY BOYFRIEND IS SO FUNNY.Copy !req
289. - THIS IS CALLED A GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
290. SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER HAVE.Copy !req
291. - EITHER HE CALLED HIM GAYCopy !req
292. OR HE'S GOT A FEAR
OF COMMITMENT.Copy !req
293. - LISTEN, BUDDY.
HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
294. FIRST, I'M GONNA TAKE
YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
295. THEN I'M GONNA TAKE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
296. AND WHEN YOU
HAVE NOTHING LEFT,Copy !req
297. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.Copy !req
298. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
299. THINK I'M GONNA LIKE SCHOOL.Copy !req
300. - AS A PARK RANGER,
IT'S PIN-PORT-TINT—Copy !req
301. IMPORTANT TO KNOW
HOW TO OUT A FIRE.Copy !req
302. AH! PUT OUT A FIRE.Copy !req
303. DAMN IT! I'M GONNA BLOW IT
WITH STEPHANIE.Copy !req
304. - AW, COME ON. STEVE.Copy !req
305. THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID.Copy !req
306. - I DON'T KNOW, DENZEL.Copy !req
307. IMAGINING THE AUDIENCE NAKEDCopy !req
308. REALLY DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.Copy !req
309. - JUST TRYING TO HELP.Copy !req
310. ALL RIGHT,
TIME FOR PLAN "B."Copy !req
311. I'M GONNA PUMP THE KIDS UP
FOR YOU.Copy !req
312. TRUST ME.
IT'S ALL ABOUT SHOWMANSHIP.Copy !req
313. - AW. THANKS, MAN.
WOODY?Copy !req
314. YOU'RE HERE TO HELP ME
WITH MY SPEECH TOO?Copy !req
315. - WHAT SPEECH?
AAH!Copy !req
316. EITHER I DRANK WAY TOO MUCH
LAST NIGHT OR—Copy !req
317. OR I'M A WEREWOLF!Copy !req
318. - SO BOTTOM LINE, I'M GONNA
GO ALONG WITH ETHEL'S CHARADECopy !req
319. LONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY
THIS BULLY'S LIFE.Copy !req
320. - HEY, MALLOY.
I'VE BEEN THERE.Copy !req
321. I USED TO GET BULLIED TOO.Copy !req
322. MY OLD MAN WOULD SHOW UP
AT SCHOOL,Copy !req
323. TAKE THE LUNCH MONEY
MY MOM GAVE ME,Copy !req
324. BEAT THE PISS OUT OF ME
WITH AN EXTENSION CORD.Copy !req
325. WAS IT HUMILIATING?
SURE.Copy !req
326. BUT I SHOWED HIM.Copy !req
327. I STARTED TO ENJOY
THE BEATINGS.Copy !req
328. SEXUALLY.Copy !req
329. - OKAY.Copy !req
330. I'M GONNA GET
OFF YOUR LAP NOW.Copy !req
331. - GREAT TALK, SON.Copy !req
332. HEY, BY THE WAY,
DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?Copy !req
333. - ALL RIGHT, KIDS.
SETTLE DOWN.Copy !req
334. WE'RE ABOUT TO BRING OUTCopy !req
335. A REMARKABLY HANDSOME
PARK RANGER TO—Copy !req
336. - ZIP IT, BEAV-STEVE.Copy !req
337. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.Copy !req
338. YO, DROP THAT BEAT!Copy !req
339. YEAH, MOTHER!Copy !req
340. IT'S TIME TO GET KRUNK UP
IN THIS BITCH!Copy !req
341. ASS AND TITTIES.
ASS AND TITTIES.Copy !req
342. ASS AND TITTIES.
ASS AND TITTIES.Copy !req
343. SHAKE THAT ASS.
DROP THAT ASS.Copy !req
344. SHAKE THAT ASS.
DROP THAT ASS.Copy !req
345. SLIDE, DIP.
SLIDE, DIP.Copy !req
346. TOUCH THE GROUND.
DOO DOO BROWN!Copy !req
347. AND HERE'S STEVE.Copy !req
348. - UH—
OKAY.Copy !req
349. UH, I'M RAN—RANGER STEVE.Copy !req
350. AND I-I'M GONNA TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT BEING A PARK RANGER.Copy !req
351. - YOU LOOK MORE LIKE
A PORK RANGER.Copy !req
352. - OH, SNAP!
HE SAID PORK RANGER!Copy !req
353. THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS, YO!Copy !req
354. - UH, OKAY.Copy !req
355. AS A—AS A RANGER,Copy !req
356. F-F-FIRE SAFETY
IS IMPORTANT.Copy !req
357. FOREST FIRES
ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.Copy !req
358. - IS THAT WHAT
YOUR FACE UP?Copy !req
359. OOH.Copy !req
360. - OH! NEW KID
DROPPED AN HBO WORD.Copy !req
361. - PICTURE EVERYONE NAKED.
PICTURE EVERYONE NAKED.Copy !req
362. PICTURE EVERYONE NAKED.Copy !req
363. - PICTURING KIDS NAKED?Copy !req
364. DON'T YOU DO ENOUGH
OF THAT AT HOME,Copy !req
365. YOU PUDGY PEDOPHILE?Copy !req
366. - OH, NO!Copy !req
367. NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
368. HE'S SAYING PORK RANGER'S
A PEE-PEE TOUCHER.Copy !req
369. - AAH!Copy !req
370. - HE IS THE KING!Copy !req
371. NEW KING!Copy !req
372. GOT YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
373. THAT'S ONE.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, BABY.Copy !req
374. - CAN'T. PLAY REHEARSAL.Copy !req
375. - PLAY, HUH?Copy !req
376. INITIATE PHASE TWO.Copy !req
377. PLAY ME OUT, DENZEL.Copy !req
378. - ASS AND TITTIES.
ASS AND TITTIES.Copy !req
379. HUMP DEM HOS,
HUMP DEM HOS.Copy !req
380. ASS AND TITTIES.
ASS AND TITTIES.Copy !req
381. - WELL, MALLOY.
HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?Copy !req
382. - NOT BAD.Copy !req
383. I'M AUDITIONING
FOR A PART IN A PLAY.Copy !req
384. I DON'T LIKE PLAYS.Copy !req
385. I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET IN THIS GIRL'S GUTSCopy !req
386. IN MY CLASS.Copy !req
387. - SO, CONNER,
I'M SURE ETHEL TOLD YOUCopy !req
388. ABOUT OUR AMAZING WEDDING
IN THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST.Copy !req
389. - THAT'S NOTHING.
WE GOT MARRIED ON THE MOON.Copy !req
390. - UH, MOON PALACE.
CANCUN.Copy !req
391. IT WAS VERY PRICEY.Copy !req
392. - I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU GOT MARRIED IN HAWAII.Copy !req
393. - UH, WE HAD TWO CEREMONIES.Copy !req
394. - THEY DIDN'T WANT BLACKS
AT THE GOOD WEDDING.Copy !req
395. - RIGHT. NO!Copy !req
396. - MOMMY'S GOT A TEMPER.Copy !req
397. SHE BEATS ME.Copy !req
398. - AT CHECKERS.Copy !req
399. - ETHEL?
- WHO IS THIS?Copy !req
400. - MOMMY'S BOYFRIEND.
- PARDON?Copy !req
401. - YOU'RE MARRIED?
THAT'S HOT.Copy !req
402. UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH,
UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH,Copy !req
403. UH, UH, UGH—Copy !req
404. I'LL CALL YOU LATER.Copy !req
405. - YOU BETTER
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, ETHEL.Copy !req
406. - OH, THERE'S A GOOD—
OH, YOU SEE, WHAT HAPPENED—Copy !req
407. AAH!
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
408. I CAN'T LIE ANYMORE.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
409. LET'S NOT LIE ANYMORE.Copy !req
410. THIS ISN'T JUST
ANY ORDINARY NIGHT.Copy !req
411. TONIGHT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.Copy !req
412. AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE SOMETHING
TO THE WOMAN I LOVE.Copy !req
413. - OH, MY GOD.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
414. - WELL, IT'S JUST
LIKE GRANDMA'S NECKLACE.Copy !req
415. I THOUGHT THAT
WAS ONE OF A KIND.Copy !req
416. - HOW DID YOU KNOW I ALWAYS
WANTED ONE LIKE THIS?Copy !req
417. - I STOLE YOUR DIARY.
I MEAN, I LISTEN!Copy !req
418. OH, AND I FOUND
YOUR MISSING DIARY.Copy !req
419. - HE'S SO THOUGHTFUL, ETHEL.Copy !req
420. YOU'VE GOT A GOOD MAN,
THERE.Copy !req
421. - YEAH, I DO.Copy !req
422. - AW.Copy !req
423. MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GONNA
RUB HOLES TONIGHT.Copy !req
424. - WELL, I WISH WE COULD STAY,
BUT YOU KNOW.Copy !req
425. AL PACINO'S
IN A HOLDING PATTERN.Copy !req
426. - LUCY, COME ON.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
427. WE GOTTA LET
THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS RUB HOLES.Copy !req
428. - OH, WELL.
BACK TO OUR NORMAL LIVES.Copy !req
429. - I HATE OUR NORMAL LIVES.Copy !req
430. WAIT!
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.Copy !req
431. YOU'LL MISS MALLOY'S BIG PART
IN THE PLAY TOMORROW.Copy !req
432. HE HAD TO FILL IN
LAST MINUTE.Copy !req
433. HE SAID SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO THE LEAD ACTOR.Copy !req
434. HELP! HELP!Copy !req
435. - YOU CAN JUST SPEND
THE NIGHT WITH US.Copy !req
436. GREAT IDEA, CONNER.Copy !req
437. - OH, YES.Copy !req
438. I'D LOVE TO SEE MY NEPHEW
IN A PLAY.Copy !req
439. I JUST ADORE THE THEATER.Copy !req
440. - WELL, LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
441. - OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
OH, BOY!Copy !req
442. THAT MEANS I GET TO SLEEP
IN THE BED WITH ETHEL.Copy !req
443. LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.Copy !req
444. 'CAUSE WE'RE MARRIED.Copy !req
445. AND WE'VE EXPLORED
EVERY WET, DARK CREVICECopy !req
446. OF EACH OTHER'S BODIES.Copy !req
447. - OW!Copy !req
448. - GOOD NIGHT, YOU THREE.
SLEEP WELL.Copy !req
449. - GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
450. UPPITY BITCH.Copy !req
451. - SORRY I PULLED THIS ON YOU,
ETHEL.Copy !req
452. I JUST DON'T WANT THIS
TO END.Copy !req
453. - YOU KNOW WHAT, CONNIE?Copy !req
454. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
455. YOU'VE HELPED ME OUT SO MUCH.Copy !req
456. ACTUALLY,
THIS IS KIND OF... NICE.Copy !req
457. - I KNOW.Copy !req
458. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
BEEN THIS HAPPY.Copy !req
459. - YOU KNOW, IN A SAD WAY,
ME TOO.Copy !req
460. - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT COULD MAKE THIS BETTER.Copy !req
461. - EW!Copy !req
462. CONNIE!Copy !req
463. JESUS!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
464. - BUT I THOUGHT
WE WERE A REAL FAMILY.Copy !req
465. - CONNIE, WAKE UP!
THIS IS NOT REAL.Copy !req
466. YOU'RE A LESBIAN,Copy !req
467. AND OUR CHILD
IS A SHAVED BEAR.Copy !req
468. WE ARE NOTHING LIKE A FAMILY.Copy !req
469. PRE-JACK KEN WOULD HAVE
A BETTER SHOT AT MECopy !req
470. THAN YOU EVER WILL.Copy !req
471. - IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE?Copy !req
472. - NO.Copy !req
473. ETHEL, I WANT A DIVORCE!Copy !req
474. - WHAT?Copy !req
475. - AND I'M TAKING
THAT NECKLACE BACK.Copy !req
476. - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
RETURN IT?Copy !req
477. - YES, I AM.Copy !req
478. I'M GONNA DIG UP
YOUR GRANDMOTHER AGAINCopy !req
479. AND PUT IT BACK
ON HER NECK!Copy !req
480. - FINE.
WAIT, WHAT?Copy !req
481. - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU
MADE US COME TO THIS, WOODY.Copy !req
482. I CAN'T SHOW MY FACE
AROUND STEPHANIE.Copy !req
483. - ZIP IT AND SIT DOWN.Copy !req
484. IT'S MY CUBBY WUBB'S
FIRST PLAY.Copy !req
485. AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!Copy !req
486. - STEVE,
YOUR SPEECH WAS AWESOME.Copy !req
487. THE KIDS LOVED IT.
THEY NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD.Copy !req
488. - YOU SERIOUS?
BUT I PEED MY PANTS.Copy !req
489. - THAT WAS THE BEST PART.Copy !req
490. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY KIDS
WANT TO BE RANGERS NOW.Copy !req
491. - REALLY? HOW MANY?Copy !req
492. - NO, I CAN'T TELL YOU.
I DIDN'T ASK ANY OF THEM.Copy !req
493. - WHAT SHOULD I DO, DENZEL?Copy !req
494. - I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO,
BUDDY.Copy !req
495. GO YOURSELF.Copy !req
496. - THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS,
BRO.Copy !req
497. - CON... NER.Copy !req
498. I'M SURPRISED TO—
- SAVE IT, ETHEL.Copy !req
499. I'M JUST HERE
TO SUPPORT OUR SON.Copy !req
500. - OH, THERE'S NO SHAME
IN DIVORCE.Copy !req
501. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND
BURNING IN HELLCopy !req
502. WITH THE QUEERS.Copy !req
503. - EVERYTHING IS FINE.Copy !req
504. RIGHT, HONEY?Copy !req
505. - HA.Copy !req
506. HIS TONGUE IS TIRED.Copy !req
507. TONS OF ORAL.Copy !req
508. - WHAT? NO PREVIEWS?Copy !req
509. - WHEREFORE ART THOU, ROMEO?Copy !req
510. - HOW DID HE GET IN THE PLAY?Copy !req
511. WHAT HAPPENED TO JEREMY?Copy !req
512. - AAH! AAH!Copy !req
513. AAH!Copy !req
514. WHEW.Copy !req
515. WELL, AT LEAST
THE WATER STOPPED.Copy !req
516. NO!Copy !req
517. - DENZEL, MAKE IT HAPPEN.Copy !req
518. THIS SHOULD PUT
A LITTLE HOT SAUCE ON YOUR TACO.Copy !req
519. UH.Copy !req
520. YOU CAN LOOK,
BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH.Copy !req
521. YOU LIKE THAT?Copy !req
522. I BET YOU LIKE
THIS SWEET ASS.Copy !req
523. - UGH!Copy !req
524. - MMM.Copy !req
525. GOT YOUR GIRL.
THAT'S TWO.Copy !req
526. - MAGIC MALLOY
STOLE YOUR LADY!Copy !req
527. - GET OFF HER!Copy !req
528. - UH-OH.Copy !req
529. - AAH!Copy !req
530. OW!Copy !req
531. - AAH!Copy !req
532. THIS PLAY'S AWESOME.Copy !req
533. - EVERYONE, PLEASE CALM DOWN.Copy !req
534. MALLOY, BREAK IT UP!Copy !req
535. - HERE COMES THREE.Copy !req
536. - OW!Copy !req
537. OW! HELP!Copy !req
538. - ENCORE! ENCORE!Copy !req
539. TURN IT OFF!
TURN IT OFF!Copy !req
540. - SORRY MY BOOBS POPPED OUT,
ETHEL.Copy !req
541. - ETHEL, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LIED TO ME.Copy !req
542. THIS IS THE SORRIEST EXCUSE
FOR A FAMILY I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
543. - YOU'D BE LUCKY TO HAVE
A FAMILY AS GREAT AS THIS.Copy !req
544. - DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT,
ETHEL?Copy !req
545. - PROBABLY NOT, CONNIE.Copy !req
546. - AW, THAT IS SWEET...
HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE.Copy !req
547. TALK TO YOU NEVER.Copy !req
548. - YOU'RE GONNA LET HER
GET AWAY WITH THAT?Copy !req
549. - YOU KNOW, MALLOY,
SOMETIMES IT'S BETTERCopy !req
550. JUST TO BE
THE BIGGER PERSON.Copy !req
551. - MALLOY!Copy !req
552. - AH!Copy !req