1. - NOBODY'S HOME.Copy !req
2. - WAIT, BOBBY, I'M HERE
TO COLLECT YOUR CAMPING FEE.Copy !req
3. YOU'RE LATE.Copy !req
4. - I JUST PAID IT.
- THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.Copy !req
5. - MAN, TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE
BLIND SHIT-FACED DRUNK!Copy !req
6. HOLD ON ONE SECOND,
AND I'LL GRAB YOU SOME CASH.Copy !req
7. STICK 'EM UP,
- AAH!Copy !req
8. - GIVE ME YOUR WALLET.
GIVE ME YOUR GODDAMN WALLET!Copy !req
9. COME ON, COME ON.
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!Copy !req
10. THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
THAT SHOULD COVER IT.Copy !req
11. - HEY, I USED TO HAVE A WALLET
JUST LIKE THAT.Copy !req
12. - OH, UH, YOU WANNA BUY IT?Copy !req
13. - SURE. SCORE!Copy !req
14. - ALL RIGHT, RANGERS,
TIME FOR THE PARK RENOVATION,Copy !req
15. BEAUTIFICATION UPDATE.Copy !req
16. - I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST
A BREAST REDUCTION FOR STEVE.Copy !req
17. - NOTED.
CONNIE, HOW ARE THE TREES?Copy !req
18. - EVERGREEN.Copy !req
19. - STEVE, TEETH-WHITENING?Copy !req
20. - JUST LET ME STICK THE TRAY IN.Copy !req
21. AAH! DEAR GOD!Copy !req
22. - ETHEL,
GRASS UPGRADE REPORT.Copy !req
23. - I'M ALMOST DONE,
BUT DO WE REALLY HAVECopy !req
24. TO USE LEAD PAINT?Copy !req
25. IT'S SO BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.Copy !req
26. - SHUT UP, THE ENVIRONMENT
WILL BE FINE.Copy !req
27. HEY, IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
HAKUNA MATATA, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
28. AND THE CIRCLE CONTINUES.
CLEAN IT UP!Copy !req
29. - WHY ARE WE WORKING
OUR ASSES OFF?Copy !req
30. - BECAUSE BRICKLEBERRY'S GONNA
WIN NATIONAL PARK OF THE YEAR.Copy !req
31. NO WAY AM I GONNA LET
THOSE PUSSIES AT YELLOWSTONECopy !req
32. TAKE IT FOR THE TENTH TIME
IN A ROW.Copy !req
33. WHAT'S SO BAD
ABOUT OUR PARK, ANYWAY?Copy !req
34. - WELL, WE DO HAVE THE WORLD'S
ONLY PREMATURE GEYSER.Copy !req
35. TEN, NINE—Copy !req
36. EWW!Copy !req
37. - SORRY, THAT ALMOST
NEVER HAPPENS.Copy !req
38. WAIT, NO, DON'T LEAVE.Copy !req
39. IT'LL BE READY TO GO AGAIN
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.Copy !req
40. - UH, WE'LL JUST KEEP THE JUDGE
FOCUSED ON OUR GOOD PARTS,Copy !req
41. LIKE RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
42. UNH!Copy !req
43. - HER.
CIRCLE OF LIFE.Copy !req
44. - SO WHAT DO WE GET
IF WE WIN?Copy !req
45. - WE GET THE GREATEST GIFT
OF ALL.Copy !req
46. - A COFFEE DATE
WITH VIGGO MORTENSEN?Copy !req
47. - NO. WE GET TO BE ON THE COVER
OF NATIONWIDE PARK MAGAZINE!Copy !req
48. WHEN I WORKED AT YELLOWSTONE,
WE WERE ON THE COVER EVERY YEAR,Copy !req
49. BUT MY PICTURE WAS SCREWED UP
EVERY TIME.Copy !req
50. AND THEN I GOT A BEE STING
ON MY FACE.Copy !req
51. I MEAN, I COVERED IT
WITH CONCEALER,Copy !req
52. BUT I STILL NOTICED.Copy !req
53. SO HELP ME GOD,
WHEN WE WIN,Copy !req
54. I WILL LOOK GREAT
ON THAT COVER.Copy !req
55. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
TYRA SKANKS,Copy !req
56. LETS NOT GET AHEAD
OF OURSELVES.Copy !req
57. - BUT THE PARK LOOKS PERFECT.Copy !req
58. - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
59. - HEY, LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
60. I'M DRUNK AND I STOLE
A TRACTOR!Copy !req
61. WHOOO!Copy !req
62. OOH!Copy !req
63. HEY, YOUR GODDAMN TREE
WRECKED INTO MY STOLEN TRACTOR.Copy !req
64. NOW Y'ALL OWE ME
A NEW STOLEN TRACTOR.Copy !req
65. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
66. THIS IS THE WORST THING
HE'S EVER DONE!Copy !req
67. - IS IT?
IS IT REALLY?Copy !req
68. - WHAT?
HE GAVE YOU CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
69. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
70. THE JUDGE FROM THE MAGAZINE
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
71. SOMEONE HAS TO STALL HIM
WHILE WE CLEAN THIS UP.Copy !req
72. - I'M PRETTY GOOD AT
TAKING UP A JUDGE'S TIME.Copy !req
73. - COME ON, STEVE, WE GOTTA
KICK THAT HICK OUTTA THE PARKCopy !req
74. BEFORE HE DOES ANY MORE
DAMAGE.Copy !req
75. - UHH!Copy !req
76. - HERE COMES THE JUDGE.Copy !req
77. - UM, COULD YOU
EXCUSE ME, PLEASE?Copy !req
78. I NEED TO GET THROUGH HERE.Copy !req
79. - YEAH, BUT MY CAR BROKE DOWN
SIDEWAYS AT THE ENTRANCE.Copy !req
80. YOU HAVE TO COME BACK
NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
81. - UM, COULD IT JUST
WALK AROUND IT?Copy !req
82. - OH, OF COURSE,
BUT FIRST,Copy !req
83. TELL ME,
WHERE'D YOU GET THEM SKIPS?Copy !req
84. - MY—MY SKIPS?Copy !req
85. OH, MY SHOES.
YES, MY WIFE PICKED THEM—OH!Copy !req
86. - WHAT?
I RAN OUT OF CHLOROFORM.Copy !req
87. - NOW, BEFORE WE DO
THIS THREESOME,Copy !req
88. I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE IT AIN'T
GONNA MESS UP OUR FRIENDSHIP.Copy !req
89. AAH! OW!Copy !req
90. WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOIN'?Copy !req
91. - EVICTING YOU
FOR TEARING UP MY PARK!Copy !req
92. - THAT WASN'T ME,
THAT WAS "DRUNK BOBBY."Copy !req
93. IF YOU WANNA TALK TO HIM,
HE'LL BE HERE IN 12 OUNCES.Copy !req
94. - HAPPY HOUR'S OVER,
SWAMP PEOPLE!Copy !req
95. YOU ARE HEREBY BEING KICKED
THE HELL OUT OF MY PARK!Copy !req
96. - HUH. THIS LOOKS LIKE
IT'S FROM THE OLDEN TIMES.Copy !req
97. WHAT IS IT?
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOWCopy !req
98. WHAT THE HELL IT IS?Copy !req
99. IT'S GOT WORDS AND SHIT
ON IT.Copy !req
100. - WOW... 1880s, DA DA DA.
CIVIL WAR... YOUR COUSIN...Copy !req
101. "REGINALD WOOTEN POSSUMCODS..."Copy !req
102. OH, MY GOD.
ACCORDING TO THIS,Copy !req
103. YOU'RE THE HEIR
TO BRICKLEBERRY PARK.Copy !req
104. - WHOO!Copy !req
105. WAIT A MINUTE,
DID HE CALL ME A QUEER?Copy !req
106. - GIVE ME THAT!
OOH...Copy !req
107. ACTUALLY, ROBERT,
WHAT IT REALLY SAYS IS,Copy !req
108. AND I QUOTE,
THERE IS NO GODDAMN WAY IN HELLCopy !req
109. THAT ASSHOLE BOBBY POSSUMCODS
OWNS THIS PARK!Copy !req
110. - DON'T GET MORE OFFICIAL
THAN THAT.Copy !req
111. - THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAYS.Copy !req
112. IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
BOBBY OWNS THE PARK, AND—UNH!Copy !req
113. - OH, I KNOW WHAT
IT SAYS NOW.Copy !req
114. IT SAYS GET THE HELL
OFF MY PROPERTY!Copy !req
115. - OW! OOOW!Copy !req
116. - HEY, COME BACK HERE,
YOU GODDAMN—Copy !req
117. OH, LORD.Copy !req
118. OH, IT.Copy !req
119. - WE'RE LIVIN' THE DREAM,
BODEAN.Copy !req
120. - RANGERS, I KNOW YOU THINK
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.Copy !req
121. THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM!
[thunder cracks, echoes]Copy !req
122. - OH, YEAH, THIS IS PERFECT.Copy !req
123. - LOOKS LIKE YELLOWSTONE WINS
AGAIN.Copy !req
124. - OVER MY PERFECT,
PHOTOGENIC DEAD BODY.Copy !req
125. - I'M FREEZING. JESUS!
WE'RE LIVING LIKE AL-QAEDACopy !req
126. WITHOUT THE GOOD LEADERSHIP.Copy !req
127. - MALLOY, WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?Copy !req
128. - ANYWHERE BUT HERE.Copy !req
129. I'VE GOT THIS THING
WHERE I DON'T LIKE TO LIVECopy !req
130. IN HAITIAN-STYLE
REFUGEE CAMPS.Copy !req
131. - FINE, LEAVE.Copy !req
132. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE
BACK TO NORMAL BY DAY'S END.Copy !req
133. I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE
FANCY NEGOTIATINGCopy !req
134. WITH OUR FRIEND BOBBY.Copy !req
135. SO, BOBBY—
I MEAN, MR. POSSUMCODS—Copy !req
136. WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
TO GET OUR PARK BACK?Copy !req
137. HOW 'BOUT $3.47
ON A MCDONALD'S GIFT CARD?Copy !req
138. - THROW IN A CASE OF BUSCH
AND IT'S YOURS.Copy !req
139. ONE TIME I DRANK SO MUCH BUSCH
I WOKE UP BALLS-DEEPCopy !req
140. IN A KMART MANNEQUIN WITH A
VIDALIA ONION STUCK UP MY ASS.Copy !req
141. THAT WAS TUESDAY.
- SHUT UP, BODEAN!Copy !req
142. I TELL YOU WHAT.
HERE'S MY COUNTER OFFER.Copy !req
143. THAT'S IT.
THIS IS WAR.Copy !req
144. - OH, WELL, AT LEAST THIS MUD IS
GOOD FOR MY COMPLEXION.Copy !req
145. - IT AIN'T MUD, IT'S A BUNCH
OF HOG SHIT WITH—Copy !req
146. - WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT,
BOBBY?Copy !req
147. - THAT WOODY MAKES ME NERVOUS.Copy !req
148. THERE AIN'T NO TELLIN'
WHAT HE MIGHT DOCopy !req
149. TO GET THIS PARK BACK.Copy !req
150. HE'S GOT THOSE CRAZY EYES.Copy !req
151. NO OFFENSE, BODEAN.Copy !req
152. WHO THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
153. - TAKE IT EASY, BOBBY.Copy !req
154. IT'S JUST MORE PEOPLE
COMIN' IN.Copy !req
155. - HOW'D THEY FIND OUT
ABOUT MY TRAILER PARK?Copy !req
156. - NOT FROM ME.
I DIDN'T TELL NOBODYCopy !req
157. ABOUT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
158. - HEY, BODEAN!Copy !req
159. THANKS FOR TELLING US
ABOUT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
160. - DAMN IT, BODEAN,
YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!Copy !req
161. DON'T TELL NO MORE PEOPLE
THEY CAN STAY HERE.Copy !req
162. - OKAY, BOBBY.Copy !req
163. - HEY, INBREEDERS,
I NEED A ROOF OVER MY HEAD.Copy !req
164. IS THERE ANY CHANCE I COULD—
- OH, HELL YEAH.Copy !req
165. YOU CAN STAY HERE.
- BODEAN!Copy !req
166. - WHAT? HE'S NOT A PEOPLE.
HE'S A BEAR.Copy !req
167. - SHIT, YOU GOT ME
ON A TECHNICALITY.Copy !req
168. - GREAT.
SO WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD?Copy !req
169. - WHAT THE S A WIFI?Copy !req
170. - ObamaFan21.
CAPITAL "O," CAPITAL "F."Copy !req
171. IT'S CASE SENSITIVE.Copy !req
172. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE.Copy !req
173. - HA! AND PEOPLE SAID
I WAS AN IDIOTCopy !req
174. FOR SPENDING MY 401K
ON A SURVEILLANCE VAN.Copy !req
175. WE CAN WATCH EVERY MOVE
THOSE HILLBITCHES MAKE!Copy !req
176. WE'LL FIND THEIR WEAKNESSES,Copy !req
177. AND THEN WE WILL
GO IN FOR THE KILL.Copy !req
178. I'VE GOT A CAMERA IN EVERY NOOK
AND CRANNY OF THIS PARK.Copy !req
179. - UH, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD
THESE CAMERAS SET UP?Copy !req
180. - DOESN'T MATTER.
WHEN THE SECURITYCopy !req
181. OF BRICKLEBERRY NATIONAL PARK
IS AT STAKE,Copy !req
182. ALL RULES ARE OFF!
- WOODY!Copy !req
183. - I'M JUST KEEPING US SAFE.Copy !req
184. - LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED AN
ANGLE FROM INSIDE THE TOILET.Copy !req
185. - OOH! THERE'S THEM
SLIM JIM GOBBLIN'Copy !req
186. SONS OF BITCHES!Copy !req
187. I GOTTA TAKE 'EM DOWN.Copy !req
188. - WEGOTTA TAKE 'EM DOWN,
WOODY.Copy !req
189. BOBBY'S OUR GUY.Copy !req
190. KILL THE FIGUREHEAD,
AND THE REST WILL CRUMBLE.Copy !req
191. - YEAH, BUT HE'S GONE
INTO HIDING.Copy !req
192. HE MUST BE ON TO IS.Copy !req
193. THIS IS THE LAST VISUAL
I HAVE OF HIM.Copy !req
194. - THAT SECURITY DETAIL IS
NO JOKE.Copy !req
195. - BUT BODEAN, HIS NUMBER TWO,
IS VULNERABLE.Copy !req
196. HEY, GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES
ALONE WITH HIM,Copy !req
197. AND HE'LL NOT ONLY
GIVE UP BOBBY'S LOCATION,Copy !req
198. I'LL GET HIM TO ADMIT
THAT BROOKS & DUNN ARECopy !req
199. A MARRIED GAY COUPLE.Copy !req
200. - ALL I KNOW IS THAT
I WANT POSSUMCODS DEADERCopy !req
201. THAN RANDY TRAVIS' LIVER!
LET'S MOVE!Copy !req
202. ETHEL'S GONNA FIND
POSSUMCOD'S LOCATION.Copy !req
203. THEN STEVE WILL GO
UNDERCOVERCopy !req
204. AND PLANT THIS HOMING DEVICE
ON HIM.Copy !req
205. - I'M READY TO
DRINK SOME BEER,Copy !req
206. SMOKE SOME METH,
AND CONVERT TO ISLAM!Copy !req
207. WHEE-HOO.Copy !req
208. - THEY'RE GONNA EAT HIM ALIVE.Copy !req
209. - HOO-WHEE!Copy !req
210. - ONCE THAT HOMING DEVICE IS
PLANTED ON BOBBY,Copy !req
211. MR. DRONE WILL PINPOINT HIM
AND BLOW HIS ASS UP!Copy !req
212. YES, PEOPLE,
WE HAVE A DRONE.Copy !req
213. HOMELAND SECURITY'S PRETTY LOOSECopy !req
214. WITH THE CHECKBOOK
THESE DAYS.Copy !req
215. HA HA!
THANK YOU 9/11!Copy !req
216. - EXCUSE ME, WHERE AM I?Copy !req
217. - DETROIT.
- DETROIT?Copy !req
218. WHAT ARE WE DOING
IN DETROIT?Copy !req
219. - YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO GO TO DETROITCopy !req
220. FOR MY GRANDMAMA'S
80TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Copy !req
221. THEN YOU PASSED OUT.Copy !req
222. I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.Copy !req
223. BUT I WAS LIKE, "OKAY."
- I SAID THAT?Copy !req
224. - DENZEL, BABY.Copy !req
225. I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU COULDN'T MAKE ITCopy !req
226. 'CAUSE YOU HAD TO WORK.Copy !req
227. - OH, I'M ON THE CLOCK.
THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND, JUDGE.Copy !req
228. - WHAT AM I DOING HERE?Copy !req
229. - THE ELECTRIC SLIDE,
WHITE BOY!Copy !req
230. - DENZEL, JUST TAKE ME
TO THE PARK RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
231. - WHAT'D YOU SAY, JUDGE?Copy !req
232. YOU WATCH ROOTS BACKWARDSCopy !req
233. SO IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING?Copy !req
234. - WHAT'D HE SAY?
- UNH!Copy !req
235. - THAT'S A HOMER.Copy !req
236. - I LOVE SQUIRREL BALL!Copy !req
237. - I GOTTA ADMIT,
THIS IS FUN.Copy !req
238. BUT DON'T YOU KIND OF
FEEL BAD FOR THE SQUIRRELS?Copy !req
239. - OH, DON'T WORRY,
WE GET 'EM DRUNK FIRST.Copy !req
240. - MORNIN', BODEAN.
- MORNIN', AUBREY.Copy !req
241. BOBBY SENT ME HERE
TO GET MORE POTTED MEAT.Copy !req
242. HE'S TOO SCARED
TO GO OUTSIDE.Copy !req
243. - WHY'S HE AFRAID
TO GO OUTSIDE?Copy !req
244. - BECAUSE BOBBY FOUND A DEED
FROM THE OLDEN DAYS,Copy !req
245. AND THEN HE KICKED THEM
RANGERS' ASSES OUT,Copy !req
246. AND THEN THEY CAME BACK
AND TRIED TO GET US TO LEAVE,Copy !req
247. AND WE SAID NO, AND THEN
BOBBY THREW THAT FAT FELLACopy !req
248. AND THAT GIRL WITH
THE BLONDE HAIR INTO THE MUD,Copy !req
249. AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS MAKEUP,
BUT IT WAS PIG SHIT.Copy !req
250. NOW EVERYBODY'S LIVING THERE
IN THEIR TRAILERSCopy !req
251. AND CAMPING FOR FREE 'CAUSE
BOBBY'S NOT CHARGIN' NO RENT.Copy !req
252. BUT HE TOLD ME NOT SAY NOTHIN',
THEN HE SLAPPED ME ON THE HEADCopy !req
253. SO HARD IT MADE MY PETER
SHRINK BACK UP INSIDE ME.Copy !req
254. - HOLD ON, HE AIN'T CHARGIN'
NO RENT?Copy !req
255. - YEAH, BUT I'M SMART,
SO I DIDN'T TELL NOBODY.Copy !req
256. HOW MUCH I OWE YOU
FOR THE POTTED MEAT, AUBREY?Copy !req
257. - DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT,
BODEAN, IT'S ON THE HOUSE.Copy !req
258. - THANKS, AUBREY.
I SURE APPRECIATE ITCopy !req
259. 'CAUSE BOBBY REALLY LIKES
POTTED MEAT WITH SALTINES,Copy !req
260. BUT I CAN'T EAT IT NO MORECopy !req
261. BECAUSE I GOT THIS
NITRATE ALLERGY,Copy !req
262. AND EVERY TIME I EAT IT,
I GET THE SHITSCopy !req
263. LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.Copy !req
264. THEN THIS BEAR MOVED IN AND
HE WANTED THE WIFI PASSWORD,Copy !req
265. BUT BOBBY DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WIFI WAS...Copy !req
266. - HEY, Y'ALL, THEY'RE LIVIN'
RENT-FREE AT BRICKLEBERRY.Copy !req
267. SPREAD THE WORD.Copy !req
268. HOLD ON, I GOT ANOTHER CALL.Copy !req
269. AND THEN I PLAYED
SQUIRREL TEE BALLCopy !req
270. WITH THAT TALKIN' BEAR,
AND THEN I COME DOWN HERECopy !req
271. TO BUY SOME POTTED MEAT,
AND THEN YOU LOCKED THE DOORCopy !req
272. AND THEN CLOSED THE BLINDSCopy !req
273. AND THAT'S THE END
OF MY STORY.Copy !req
274. WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BYE.Copy !req
275. - WHOO-WEEE!Copy !req
276. NASCAR AND JESUS!
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?Copy !req
277. LET'S RAISE TAXES
AND LET THE QUEERS GET MARRIED.Copy !req
278. - WHAT'D HE SAY ABOUT NASCAR?Copy !req
279. - WELL, WELL, LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT SOME FRESH MEAT, BOYS.Copy !req
280. - MALLOY, I'M ON A MISSION.
PLAY ALONG.Copy !req
281. - NOT A PROBLEM.
HEY, WHO WANTS TO TAKECopy !req
282. THIS GUY'S ANAL VIRGINITY?Copy !req
283. - THANKS, MALLOY.
YOU'RE A REAL PAL.Copy !req
284. WAIT, TAKE WHAT?Copy !req
285. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT?Copy !req
286. WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TAKE?
AAH!Copy !req
287. [timer beeps, splat]
- POSSUM'S DONE.Copy !req
288. NOW TELL ME WHERE
BOBBY'S HIDING!Copy !req
289. - OR WHAT?Copy !req
290. - YOU EVER HEARD OF
WATERBOARDING?Copy !req
291. YOU DON'T HAVE
RUNNING WATER?Copy !req
292. - WHAT DO I NEED THAT FOR?Copy !req
293. - WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
CUT OFFCopy !req
294. A COUPLE OF YOUR FINGERS.Copy !req
295. JESUS, YOU ONLY HAVE
PLASTIC KNIVES?Copy !req
296. - I GOT PLASTIC SPOONS TOO.Copy !req
297. - WELL, THEN, I GUESS I'LL
JUST PULL YOUR TEETH OUTCopy !req
298. ONE BY—Copy !req
299. - JUST TELL ME WHERE HE IS,
GOD DAMN IT!Copy !req
300. - I AIN'T NO SNITCH.Copy !req
301. IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT
WHERE HE'S HIDING,Copy !req
302. YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF.Copy !req
303. HEY, BOBBY, TELL THIS GIRL
WHERE YOU'RE HIDING.Copy !req
304. - I AIN'T GONNA TELL HER
I'M HIDING IN YOUR BATHROOM.Copy !req
305. - HE SAID HE AIN'T GONNA
TELL YOU NOTHIN'.Copy !req
306. SORRY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
307. - I THINK I'M EARNING
THEIR TRUST.Copy !req
308. GO, EAGLE ONE.Copy !req
309. BOBBY? GREAT.
WHAT'S HIS LOCATION?Copy !req
310. - HE'S HIDING OUT
IN BODEAN'S TRAILER.Copy !req
311. GET IN THERE QUICK AND PLANT
THAT HOMING DEVICE ON HIM.Copy !req
312. - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?Copy !req
313. OH, ARE YOU MY NEW
BOBBY DOUBLE?Copy !req
314. - UH, YEAH.
I-I'M YOUR BOBBY DOUBLE.Copy !req
315. - DAMN, I AIN'T THAT FAT
AND UGLY.Copy !req
316. - YEAH. YEAH, YOU ARE, BOBBY.Copy !req
317. - WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
HE'S A DEAD RINGER.Copy !req
318. GET HIM DRESSED, BOYS.Copy !req
319. - OOH!Copy !req
320. - WOW, YOU LOOK PERFECT.Copy !req
321. ALMOST TOO PERFECT,
WHICH RAISES A QUESTION.Copy !req
322. HOW AM I GONNA KNOW
WHICH ONE OF US IS THE REAL ME?Copy !req
323. - OH, I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
324. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THIS BLINKY THINGCopy !req
325. AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET?Copy !req
326. THAT WAY YOU KNOW
WHICH ONE OF US IS YOU.Copy !req
327. - DAMN, YOU'RE SMART.Copy !req
328. BUT WHAT IF YOU HAVE
THE BLINKY THINGCopy !req
329. AND I DON'T HAVE
THE BLINKY THING?Copy !req
330. - THEN I GUESS THAT I'M YOU
AND YOU'RE ME.Copy !req
331. - YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND.Copy !req
332. STEVE DID IT!Copy !req
333. HE PLANTED THE HOMING DEVICE!Copy !req
334. WE'RE A GO.
GOOD-BYE, REDNECKS,Copy !req
335. HELLO, PARK OF THE YE—Copy !req
336. HOLY SHIT!Copy !req
337. - ALL THESE NEW TRAILERS HAVE
TRAPPED US IN HERE, WOODY.Copy !req
338. DON'T LAUNCH THE DRONE.Copy !req
339. ABORT. ABORT!Copy !req
340. - SEE, HONEY, I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE SAYING IT.Copy !req
341. - HEY, Y'ALL, PLEASE
GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION.Copy !req
342. HI, I'M BOBBY, AND THIS IS
BOBBY'S BOBBY DOUBLE.Copy !req
343. WAIT, LET BOBBY DOUBLE CHECK.Copy !req
344. YEAH, I'M BOBBY.Copy !req
345. SO IF Y'ALL GONNA SHOOT
ONE OF US, SHOOT HIM.Copy !req
346. DAMN, I SAID SHOOT HIM!Copy !req
347. THAT'S WHAT HE'S HERE FOR.
THAT'S HIS JOB.Copy !req
348. - YEAH, SORRY, THAT'S WHO
I WAS TRYING TO SHOOT.Copy !req
349. - NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
350. NOW, I'M GONNA ASK Y'ALLCopy !req
351. AS NICE AS I POSSIBLY CAN...Copy !req
352. GET THE OUT
OF MY TRAILER PARK... PLEASE!Copy !req
353. - HE DID SAY, "PLEASE."
LET'S GO.Copy !req
354. - DRIVE CAREFULLY.Copy !req
355. - WHAT THE HELL'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
356. - UH-OH.Copy !req
357. - MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.Copy !req
358. WE BOTH WANTED TO DO THIS
OUR WHOLE LIVES.Copy !req
359. - DO WHAT?Copy !req
360. OW! OOH! OH! OW! OOH!Copy !req
361. - THEM FELLERS JUST BROKE
THE WORLD RECORDCopy !req
362. FOR THE TANDEM BULL RIDE.Copy !req
363. - WE DID IT, JUDGE!Copy !req
364. - STOP IT, STOP IT!
THIS IS INSANE!Copy !req
365. I DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE ME
TO BRICKLEBERRY NATIONAL PARKCopy !req
366. RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
367. OH!
- THANKS, YUCKO.Copy !req
368. - OH, CAN WE LAUNCH
THAT DRONE NOW OR WHAT?Copy !req
369. - UH, NO.
STEVE'S STILL IN THERE.Copy !req
370. - WELL, WE'LL KILL TWO BIRDS
WITH ONE DRONE.Copy !req
371. I'M SERIOUS, ETHEL.Copy !req
372. - WOODY!
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
373. THESE PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS.Copy !req
374. I THINK THAT BABY HAD RABIES.Copy !req
375. - YEAH, PROBABLY.
WOODY, LAUNCH THE DRONE.Copy !req
376. SEE YA IN HELL, POSSUMCODS.Copy !req
377. IN THREE, TWO...
- HEY, Y'ALL.Copy !req
378. - GOD DAMN IT!Copy !req
379. - OOH, I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE DEAD.Copy !req
380. UH, YOUR WALLETS ARE
OVER THERE.Copy !req
381. THE CASH BURNT UP,
I THINK.Copy !req
382. - EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
383. - YEAH.
- YEAH.Copy !req
384. - WHAT, NO CASUALTIES,
NO COLLATERAL DAMAGE?Copy !req
385. WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY DRONE
IS THIS?Copy !req
386. - WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL
ANY BETTER,Copy !req
387. I THINK I'M HURT REAL BAD.Copy !req
388. - SHUT UP, YOU PUSSY!Copy !req
389. LOOK HOW FRIZZY
IT MADE MY BANGS!Copy !req
390. I WILL NOT LET THIS SCREW UP
MY MAGAZINE COVER!Copy !req
391. - BOBBY, WHY THE HOLY HELL
DID YOU SHOW UP HERE, ANYWAY?Copy !req
392. - I CAME TO GIVE YOU
YOUR PARK BACK.Copy !req
393. I DON'T WANT IT NO MORE.
THERE'S TOO MANYCopy !req
394. REDNECK ASSHOLES IN THERE.Copy !req
395. - THANKS.
NOW, ANY BRIGHT IDEASCopy !req
396. ON HOW TO GET THE REST OF THOSE
PECKERWOODS OUT OF MY PARK?Copy !req
397. - BOBBY, THESE ARE YOUR
GOD-AWFUL PEOPLE.Copy !req
398. YOU MUST KNOW SOME WAY
TO FIX THIS.Copy !req
399. - MAYBE I DO,
BUT YOU NEED TO PROMISE MECopy !req
400. MY OLD SPOT BACK, RENT-FREE.Copy !req
401. - YEAH, OKAY, FINE.
BUT I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU.Copy !req
402. - OKAY. WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS
SCARE 'EM OFF.Copy !req
403. - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY SCARE
THESE PEOPLE?Copy !req
404. - WE HAVE ONE FEAR.
- SOAP?Copy !req
405. - DENTISTS?
- BLACKS?Copy !req
406. - NO, TORNADOES.Copy !req
407. - I'M SCARED OF CROUTONS
'CAUSE ONE TIME I GOT THISCopy !req
408. FANCY SALAD AT APPLEBEE'S,
OR WAS IT CHILI'S?Copy !req
409. I CAN'T REMEMBER 'CAUSE
I DRANK A HOT CAN OF BUSCH—Copy !req
410. - SO WE NEED A TORNADO.Copy !req
411. - IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT
THAT TRAILER PARKSCopy !req
412. MAKE TORNADOES
HORNY AS SHIT.Copy !req
413. ALL WE GOTTA DO IS WAIT.Copy !req
414. - YEAH, WELL, NOT THAT I DON'T
TRUST NOSTRA-DUMBASS OVER THERE,Copy !req
415. BUT I'M TIRED OF WAITING.
I WANT THEM OUT NOW!Copy !req
416. - IS THERE ANY WAY
WE COULD FAKE IT?Copy !req
417. - I'VE GOT IT.Copy !req
418. - GONORRHEA, WE KNOW.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TORNADO?Copy !req
419. - ETHEL, I CAN'T STALL HIM
MUCH LONGER.Copy !req
420. IF I HIT HIM ONE MORE TIME,Copy !req
421. HE'S GONNA HAVE
PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.Copy !req
422. OH, GOD, WHERE AM I NOW?Copy !req
423. - YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO SEE THE CUBS PLAY.Copy !req
424. - I SAID THE CUBS?
'CAUSE I HATE THE CUBS.Copy !req
425. - THAT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE I'VE
WANTED TO SEE 'EM PLAYCopy !req
426. SINCE I WAS A KID.Copy !req
427. WHOO! GO, CUBS! WHOO!Copy !req
428. - NOW, THIS MAY SOUND
A LITTLE NUTTY,Copy !req
429. BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK
YOU DON'T WANT MECopy !req
430. TO SEE BRICKLEBERRY PARK.Copy !req
431. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME.Copy !req
432. I'M DONE KNOCKING
YOUR ASS OUT.Copy !req
433. I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
TO THE PARK RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
434. - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?Copy !req
435. - WHOOOSH. WHOOOSH.Copy !req
436. I'M A TORNADO.Copy !req
437. - NICE TRY, ASSHOLES.Copy !req
438. THAT DON'T LOOK NOTHIN'
LIKE A TORNADO.Copy !req
439. TORNADO LOOKS LIKE THAT.Copy !req
440. - I TOLD YOU ALL WE HAD
TO DO WAS WAIT.Copy !req
441. - HA HA HA! IT'S THE
WHITE TRASH CIRCLE OF LIFE!Copy !req
442. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE—
WHOOOA!Copy !req
443. - WELL, WE GOT OUR PARK BACK.
I GUESS THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.Copy !req
444. - SHUT THE UP, CONNIE!Copy !req
445. THE JUDGE IS STILL
ON HIS WAY.Copy !req
446. - LET'S GET MOVING.
WE CAN STILL CLEAN UP THE PARKCopy !req
447. BEFORE THE JUDGE GETS HERE.
- YOU MEAN THIS JUDGE?Copy !req
448. - SORRY, I COULDN'T STALL HIM
ANY LONGER.Copy !req
449. - LOOK, THERE WAS JUST
A TORNADO HERE,Copy !req
450. AND IT WAS NOT OUR FAULT.Copy !req
451. SO YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK
ABOUT THAT BEFORE—Copy !req
452. - I-I WEAR MITTENS.Copy !req
453. - I-I DIDN'T CATCH THAT.Copy !req
454. DID HE JUST SAY,
"I WEAR MITTENS"?Copy !req
455. - UH, HOW MANY TIMES DID HE
GET HIT IN THE HEAD?Copy !req
456. - GYPSY SPOONS!
CUCUMBER CALENDAR.Copy !req
457. - ONE TOO MANY.Copy !req
458. - RAZOR SCOOTER.
ELLEN BURSTYN!Copy !req
459. - WHAT'S THAT? OH, WE JUST WON
PARK OF THE YEAR YOU SAY?Copy !req
460. - POPROCK!Copy !req
461. - OH, YEAH.
HE JUST SAID IT AGAIN.Copy !req
462. - YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SAD.Copy !req
463. - AND NOW HE'S SIGNING
THE OFFICIAL FORMCopy !req
464. TO SAY WE WON!Copy !req
465. CONGRATULATIONS, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
466. - YES!Copy !req
467. SOAPY PAPOOSE! OH!Copy !req
468. - LET'S GO!
SHOOT THE GODDAMN THING!Copy !req
469. - HOLD ON.
WAIT FOR ME.Copy !req
470. - YOU LOOK PERFECT, ETHEL.Copy !req
471. - GODDAMN RIGHT I DO!Copy !req
472. - I WOULDN'T SAY PERFECT.
I WOULD SAY WHORE.Copy !req
473. - STAND BY.
LOOK AT ME, EVERYONE.Copy !req
474. SMILES.
- HEY, LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
475. I'M DRUNK AND I STOLE
A PARADE FLOAT!Copy !req
476. WHOO!Copy !req
477. - OH... WHERE AM I?Copy !req
478. - YES! PERFECT!
FINALLY.Copy !req
479. - AAH!Copy !req