1. - I, HENRIETTA VARNADOE,Copy !req
2. HEREBY BEQUEATH
ALL OF MY WEALTHYCopy !req
3. AND WORLDLY POSSESSIONS
TO DENZEL JACKSON.Copy !req
4. - JACKPOT!Copy !req
5. DON'T WORRY.
I PROMISE NOT TO SPENDCopy !req
6. YOUR DEAD MAMA'S FORTUNE
ON ANYTHING FRIVOLOUS.Copy !req
7. WHOO!
JET PACK, MOTHER!Copy !req
8. - WHOO!Copy !req
9. - I LOVE YOU, WOODY.Copy !req
10. LOVE YOU TOO, MALLOY.Copy !req
11. I'LL BET YOU'LL BE SWEET
FOREVER.Copy !req
12. AI! AH! AH! AH!Copy !req
13. WILL YOU STOP
SHOOTIN' AT ME?Copy !req
14. - OH, YOU ARE SO OLD
AND CRANKY.Copy !req
15. - RANGERS,
TIME FOR MORNING INSPECTION—Copy !req
16. WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED HERE?Copy !req
17. - I ORGANIZED YOUR DESK
FOR YOU.Copy !req
18. - WHAT?
WHERE'S MY EXPENSE REPORTSCopy !req
19. AND THE ENVELOPE
FULL OF PETTY CASH?Copy !req
20. - IT'S IN THE PAPER SHREDDER.Copy !req
21. YOU HAVE TO LET GO
OF THE CLUTTER.Copy !req
22. - OH, GOD DAMN IT, ETHEL.Copy !req
23. YOU SHREDDED A PICTURE
OF MY DEAD MOTHER?Copy !req
24. - CLUTTER.
- I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHRED THAT.Copy !req
25. IT'S CALLED "CLOSURE"!Copy !req
26. SORRY—SORRY I'M LATE, WOODY.Copy !req
27. - JESUS, WILLIAMS,
YOU ARE A SLOB!Copy !req
28. YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD
IN A TIE.Copy !req
29. AND WHAT IS THAT STAIN
ON YOUR GODDAMN UNIFORM?Copy !req
30. - IT'S, UH—
IT'S LASAGNA.Copy !req
31. WAIT.
NO, BIRD SHIT.Copy !req
32. - WOODY, I HAD
A LITTLE ACCIDENT.Copy !req
33. - CUNAMAN, YOU WRECKED
YOUR PATROL CAR AGAIN?Copy !req
34. WHAT IS THIS,
THE FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH?Copy !req
35. - IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
YOU KNOW I HAVE THAT BLIND SPOT.Copy !req
36. - THAT'S YOUR NECK.Copy !req
37. - WOODY,
ALL THIS SCREAMING AND YELLINGCopy !req
38. IS NOT GOOD FOR MORALE.Copy !req
39. - OOH, LITTLE MISS O.C.D.
THINKS SHE CAN DO MY JOB!Copy !req
40. - I COULD DEFINITELY
DO IT.Copy !req
41. - YEAH, WELL, THIS JOB'S NOT
AS EASY AS YOU ARE, PRINCESS.Copy !req
42. - JEEZ, YOU'RE BEING
A REAL DICK TODAY.Copy !req
43. - YOU WANNA SEE
A REAL DICK?Copy !req
44. - WILL YOU STOPCopy !req
45. BLOWING THAT
RAPE WHISTLE?Copy !req
46. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
YOU RANGERS ARE A DISGRACECopy !req
47. TO THOSE NATIONAL
PARK SERVICE-ISSUED UNIFORMS!Copy !req
48. - WOODY, YOU'RE STRESSED.Copy !req
49. I MEAN, ISN'T MALLOY
SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR THERAPY PET?Copy !req
50. WHY DON'T YOU GO
SNUGGLE WITH HIM OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
51. - HE ONLY GETS THAT
ON HIS BIRTHDAY,Copy !req
52. AND I DON'T KNOW OR GIVE A SHIT
WHEN HIS BIRTHDAY IS.Copy !req
53. - YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL
DRIVING ME NUTS!Copy !req
54. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS WORSE!Copy !req
55. - WELL, I'M BETTER THAN CONNIE.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
56. STEVE, YOU'RE
WAY WORSE THAN ME.Copy !req
57. - WELL, I'M BETTER
THAN ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
58. - REALLY? OH, REALLY?
- STEVE, YOU ARE AN IDIOT.Copy !req
59. - SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
SHUT UP! ENOUGH!Copy !req
60. YOU'RE ALL NO-GOOD, WORTHLESS,
SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, LAZY—Copy !req
61. HEY, SPEAKING OF LAZY,
WHERE THE HELL IS DENZEL?Copy !req
62. WHAT IS THAT GODDAMN THING?Copy !req
63. - WHAT?
I CAN'T HEAR YOUCopy !req
64. OVER THIS BADASS JET PACK.Copy !req
65. - GET IT OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
66. - OH, OKAY.Copy !req
67. - OW!Copy !req
68. - MY ROOF!
MY GODDAMN ROOF!Copy !req
69. WHO'S GONNA PAY
FOR ALL THIS SHIT?Copy !req
70. I SWEAR TO GOD,
YOU GUYS'LL BE THE DEATH—Copy !req
71. - AND WOODY HAD A STROKE.Copy !req
72. UH, WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
73. - WOODY,
YOU HAD A MINI-STROKE.Copy !req
74. A MINI-STROKE IS LIKE
A REGULAR STROKE, BUT FUN-SIZED.Copy !req
75. - FUN-SIZED?Copy !req
76. - WHOA, LET'S NOT
MAKE LIGHT HERE, WOODY.Copy !req
77. THIS IS SERIOUS.Copy !req
78. YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE
IS THE HIGHEST I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
79. LET ME JUST DRAW SOME BLOOD.Copy !req
80. MM.
OH, DEAR.Copy !req
81. YOU KNOW THIS BRINGS BACK
MEMORIES OF THAT BUKKAKE FILMCopy !req
82. I DID TO PAY
FOR MEDICAL SCHOOL.Copy !req
83. WOODY, YOU MUST CUT OUT
EVERY BIT OF STRESS IN YOUR LIFECopy !req
84. OR YOU'RE GOING TO DIE,
PROBABLY TODAY.Copy !req
85. - DIE?
WHAT CAN I DO, DOC?Copy !req
86. - WELL, DO YOU OWN
A THERAPY PET?Copy !req
87. - YEAH, BUT HE WON'T
LET ME PET HIM.Copy !req
88. - WELL, THEN, WOODY, I'M AFRAID
YOUR ONLY OPTION IS SUICIDE.Copy !req
89. - SUICIDE?
- NO.Copy !req
90. "SOOTHE-INSIDE."Copy !req
91. IT'S A MEDITATION CLASS
THEY OFFER AT THE CLINIC.Copy !req
92. - DO YOU THINK
I'M SOME KIND OF NEW AGE FAIRYCopy !req
93. THAT'S GONNA SIT AROUND
IN INDIAN GARBCopy !req
94. AND CHANT, "OM, OM"?Copy !req
95. I WOULD RATHER—Copy !req
96. - OH, DARN,
ANOTHER MINI-STROKE.Copy !req
97. WOODY, I'M SURE YOU WON'T MIND
IF I GET A FEW UP-SKIRT SHOTSCopy !req
98. FOR MY PRIVATE COLLECTION.Copy !req
99. SAY, "CHEESE."Copy !req
100. OM.
- MY GOD, THIS IS GAY.Copy !req
101. - HELLO, TRAVELERS.
I'M ASTRAL, YOUR NEW INSTRUCTOR.Copy !req
102. HEY, BUDDY, I'D LIKECopy !req
103. TO POSITION MYSELF IN HER LOTUS,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
104. - OKAY, EVERYONE,
CLOSE YOUR EYES,Copy !req
105. INHALE A LONG, DEEP BREATH,Copy !req
106. AND IMAGINE A CALM,
SERENE SCENE.Copy !req
107. - OH!
- UP YOURS, CRACKER!Copy !req
108. - NOOO!Copy !req
109. - WOODY, CALM DOWN.
HERE, PET ME.Copy !req
110. I'M KIDDING.
ATTACK!Copy !req
111. - I AM GONNA CHOKE THE LIFE
OUTTA ALL OF YOU'S!Copy !req
112. CAN'T BITCH
IF YOU CAN'T BREATHE!Copy !req
113. - OOPSIE.
- WOODY,Copy !req
114. I HAVE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A DISPLAY OF RAW PASSION.Copy !req
115. I SUGGEST
A PRIVATE SESSION.Copy !req
116. I CAN HELP YOU CHANNEL
THAT RAGE AND FIND INNER PEACE.Copy !req
117. - OKAY,
IF IT'LL HELP ME RELAX.Copy !req
118. - OH, MY GOD!
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?Copy !req
119. - IT WAS A BLACK GUY.
I THINK HE HAD A JET PACK.Copy !req
120. - WOODY, I WAS DRIVING
AND EATING LASAGNA,Copy !req
121. AND CONNIE
CRASHED INTO MECopy !req
122. AND MADE ME SPILL IT
ALL OVER MYSELF.Copy !req
123. - BUT STEVE RAMMED ME.Copy !req
124. - A MAN RAMMED CONNIE?
WHAT IS THIS, BULLSHIT DAY?Copy !req
125. - I DIDN'T RAM HER!
- YES, YOU DID, YOU LIAR.Copy !req
126. - ENOUGH!
BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.Copy !req
127. - IT IS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING,
ISN'T IT, RANGERS?Copy !req
128. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA
YELL AT US?Copy !req
129. - NO, MY CHILD.
MY ANGER HAS FLOWN.Copy !req
130. - IT'S TRUE, I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO PISS HIM OFF ALL MORNING.Copy !req
131. - CUT IT OUT, DENZEL.
THAT THING'S DANGEROUS.Copy !req
132. - NAH, GETTIN' BETWEEN YOUCopy !req
133. AND A BAG OF CHEETOS
IS DANGEROUS.Copy !req
134. THIS IS FUN.Copy !req
135. - ATTENTION, MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
136. I'D LIKE EVERYONE
TO MEET THE WOMANCopy !req
137. WHO SAVED MY LIFE,Copy !req
138. MY HARBINGER OF LOVE, PEACE,
AND INNER HEALING.Copy !req
139. SAY HELLO TO THE NEW LOVE
OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
140. - NEW LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
141. HOPE YOU LET THAT RUBBER FIST
DOWN EASY.Copy !req
142. - HELLO, SWEET SPIRITS.
MY NAME IS ASTRAL.Copy !req
143. - OF COURSE IT IS.Copy !req
144. - I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
145. I AM TAKING A VOLUNTARY
LEAVE OF ABSENCE,Copy !req
146. AND I AM PASSING ON
MY EXECUTIVE DUTIES TO ETHEL.Copy !req
147. - ETHEL?Copy !req
148. WOODY, I AM
MORE THAN CAPABLE OF—Copy !req
149. - GREAT CHOICE, WOODY.Copy !req
150. THE PARK WILL BE
SO MUCH MORE EFFICIENT,Copy !req
151. AND I WON'T
MINI-STROKE OUTCopy !req
152. BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY DEAL
WITH THE PRESSURES OF THE JOB.Copy !req
153. - WHAT?
I CAN DEAL WITH IT!Copy !req
154. I CAN DEAL WITH ANYTHING, YOU—Copy !req
155. - MIND YOUR CHAKRAS,
WOODY.Copy !req
156. DON'T STRAY
FROM YOUR COSMIC PATHWAY.Copy !req
157. - AHH, THIS IS THE MOST
RELAXING POOP I HAVE EVER TAKEN.Copy !req
158. ANY CHANCE YOU COULD DO THAT
SOMEWHERE ELSE?Copy !req
159. - ASTRAL SAYS THIS SPOT
HAS THE BEST ENERGY.Copy !req
160. - MALLOY, I'M HOPING
THAT WE CAN BE FRIENDS.Copy !req
161. - OFF, WEIRDO.Copy !req
162. - MALLOY!
- SORRY.Copy !req
163. PLEASE OFF, WEIRDO.Copy !req
164. I REALLY LIKE YOU, MALLOY,Copy !req
165. AND AS A GESTURE
OF OUR NEW FRIENDSHIP,Copy !req
166. I PAINTED THIS FOR YOU.Copy !req
167. - THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
TOOK A SHIT ON A CANVAS.Copy !req
168. - BINGO, MALLOY.
YOU GOT A GOOD EYE.Copy !req
169. BUT THIS SCAT ART ISN'T THE ONLY
NEW ADDITION TO OUR HOME.Copy !req
170. ASTRAL'S MOVING IN WITH US.
- WHAT?Copy !req
171. - DON'T WORRY, YOU WON'T EVEN
NOTICE SHE'S HERE.Copy !req
172. OH, BOY!Copy !req
173. WHOO!
ISN'T... SHE... GREAT?Copy !req
174. GUESS WHAT.Copy !req
175. SHE'S A SQUIRTER.Copy !req
176. IT'S LIKE GOING DOWN
ON A FIRE HYDRANT IN HARLEM.Copy !req
177. SHE COULD BREAK UP A RIOT
WITH THAT THING.Copy !req
178. SEE YOU LATER, SQUIRT.Copy !req
179. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
IS THE CHUBBY CHASE OVER?Copy !req
180. - WOODY IS ASLEEP.Copy !req
181. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT I'M PART OF HIS LIFE NOW.Copy !req
182. WE ARE SOUL MATES
AND YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THAT.Copy !req
183. - OH, YOU THINK
YOU'RE HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
184. THAT'S CUTE.
SEE, HE'S HAD MANY,Copy !req
185. BUT IT ALWAYS ENDS
THE SAME WAY.Copy !req
186. - MALLOY, ISN'T THIS A NICE MEAL
THAT JOLENE MADE?Copy !req
187. - MWAH.
SEE YOU LATER, HONEY.Copy !req
188. - WHERE DID SHE TOUCH YOU?
POINT IT OUT ON THE DOLL!Copy !req
189. - RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
190. A LOT.Copy !req
191. AND YOU'LL BE HISTORY
SOON TOO, ASSHOLE.Copy !req
192. THAT IS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE
YOUR NAME RIGHT? "ASSHOLE."Copy !req
193. - WELL, I'M NOT LIKE
THE OTHERS.Copy !req
194. YOU WON'T GET RID OF ME
SO EASILY.Copy !req
195. AND WHY IS THAT?Copy !req
196. - DESTINY BROUGHT
WOODY AND I TOGETHER!Copy !req
197. NOBODY'S GONNA GET IN THE WAY
OF OUR LOVE,Copy !req
198. AND IF YOU TRY,
I WILL KILL YOU!Copy !req
199. - AH!Copy !req
200. - WELL, I'M GLAD
WE HAD THIS TALK.Copy !req
201. - I'LL SHOW
THAT PSYCHO BITCH.Copy !req
202. - WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
203. I SAID I LOVE YOU, MOM.Copy !req
204. - OOH, BEAUTIFUL,
STRESS-FREE DAY.Copy !req
205. I'M STARVING.Copy !req
206. MUST HAVE BEEN FROM BURNING
ALL THOSE CALORIES LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
207. - OH, GOOD MORNING, MALLOY.Copy !req
208. - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR EYE?Copy !req
209. - YOUR GIRLFRIEND HIT—Copy !req
210. THE NAIL ON THE HEAD
WHEN SHE TOLD MECopy !req
211. I SHOULDN'T PUNCH MYSELF
IN THE EYE.Copy !req
212. - WELL, MY LITTLE HONEY POT
GIVES GOOD ADVICE.Copy !req
213. - OH, EGGS ARE DONE.Copy !req
214. - WOODY, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S A—
- SQUIRTER?Copy !req
215. DON'T I KNOW IT.Copy !req
216. IT'S LIKE LICKING
MOBY DICK'S BLOWHOLE.Copy !req
217. - YES, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S
A SQUIRTER.Copy !req
218. THAT'S WHAT I WAS
TRYING TO SAY.Copy !req
219. NO, SHE'S INSANE.
SHE THREATENED TO KILL ME.Copy !req
220. - INSANE?
- SHUT UP.Copy !req
221. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
222. YOU WANT YOUR DADDY
ALL TO YOURSELF.Copy !req
223. - THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
224. SHE TOLD ME SHE'S GONNA
COME INTO MY ROOMCopy !req
225. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT—Copy !req
226. AND TUCK ME IN,
LIKE A REAL MOM.Copy !req
227. - WOW, MISTER.
THAT IS SO COOL!Copy !req
228. - OH, YOU THINK THAT'S COOL?
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
229. WHOA—HO—WHOA—AH!Copy !req
230. OH!Copy !req
231. WHOA—AH!
AH!Copy !req
232. WHOO!
I-I TOLD YOU IT WAS COOL.Copy !req
233. - PRE-SCHOOL FIELD TRIP,
AND NOT A SINGLE FATALITY?Copy !req
234. OH, HOW REFRESHING.
JUST DOING MY JOB.Copy !req
235. HEAD RANGER ETHEL,
OVER AND OUT.Copy !req
236. GOOD JOB, ETHEL.Copy !req
237. OH, THANK YOU, ETHEL.Copy !req
238. - CONNIE, I NEED YOUR HELP.Copy !req
239. WOODY'S GIRLFRIEND
IS BAT-SHIT CRAZY.Copy !req
240. - SHE SEEMED NICE TO ME.
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.Copy !req
241. - YEAH,
AND MAYBE YOU'RE JUST—Copy !req
242. UGH, I DON'T EVEN HAVE
THE ENERGY TO INSULT YOU.Copy !req
243. JUST STEP ON A SCALE.
- HEY!Copy !req
244. WHERE'S ALL THE DANISH?
IT'S BEAR CLAW WEDNESDAY!Copy !req
245. - NOW IT'S FRESH FRUIT
WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
246. - UGH!Copy !req
247. THIS DOESN'T TASTE
ANYTHING LIKE A DONUT!Copy !req
248. I HATE IT!Copy !req
249. - HEY, I DIDN'T GET
TO EAT YET!Copy !req
250. UH, BUT IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
251. MY MOTTO IS
"EFFICIENCY THROUGH POSITIVITY."Copy !req
252. BY WORKING TOGETHER,
WE CAN ACHIEVE GREATNESS.Copy !req
253. SORRY,
PROBABLY REALLY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
254. BRICKLEBERRY NATIONAL PARK.
HEAD RANGER ETHEL SPEAKING.Copy !req
255. THE PARK EXPENSE REPORTS
ARE LATE?Copy !req
256. WE HAVE THOSE?
I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.Copy !req
257. SORRY, CAN YOU HOLD?Copy !req
258. HELLO,
HEAD RANGER ETH—Copy !req
259. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THE LAKE'S ON FIRE?Copy !req
260. OH, MY GOD, HOLD ON.Copy !req
261. - ETHEL, I CAN'T COME
TO WORK TODAY, I'M SICK.Copy !req
262. - DENZEL, I NEED YOU HERE.
HEY, ARE YOU ON YOUR JET PACK?Copy !req
263. - NO.Copy !req
264. - HEY, LOOK,
IT'S A FLYING BLACK GUY!Copy !req
265. - MAYBE.Copy !req
266. - CALM DOWN.
A BADGER ATE YOUR BABY'S FACE?Copy !req
267. HOLD ON.Copy !req
268. MY EMERGENCY SCANNER'S
GOING OFF!Copy !req
269. THIS IS ETHEL!
WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?Copy !req
270. - ETHEL, IT'S STEVE.Copy !req
271. DID YOU KNOW THAT CONNIE
IS AFRAID OF RAW FISH?Copy !req
272. - WHAT?Copy !req
273. I DON'T WANT TO SAY,
"I TOLD YOU SO."Copy !req
274. - GREAT,
THEN DON'T SAY IT,Copy !req
275. 'CAUSE THIS JET PACK
IS STILL AWESOME.Copy !req
276. OH, SHIT!Copy !req
277. - STILL AWESOME.Copy !req
278. - DENZEL!
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?Copy !req
279. - DAMN, ETHEL.
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING POSITIVE?Copy !req
280. - I'M POSITIVE YOU'RE A—
YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT, POSITIVITY.Copy !req
281. - MAYBE YOU CAN'T
HANDLE THIS, ETHEL.Copy !req
282. - MAYBE I CAN'T
HANDLE THIS?Copy !req
283. RUNNING THIS PARK
IS A PIECE OF CAKE!Copy !req
284. OH, NO!Copy !req
285. I BROUGHT UP CAKE
IN FRONT OF THE BABY ELEPHANT!Copy !req
286. RUN!Copy !req
287. - WAIT, CONNIE,
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.Copy !req
288. OH, GOD.
NOT STEVE.Copy !req
289. OH, GOD, YOU HAD ME WORRIED.Copy !req
290. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DO
SOMETHING STUPID.Copy !req
291. - SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU,
"BOSS."Copy !req
292. I DON'T THINK A STUPID PERSON
SAVES TOURISTSCopy !req
293. OR RESCUES RABID WOLVES.Copy !req
294. - THE WOLVES! AH!Copy !req
295. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
296. - MALLOY, WHY ARE YOU
FOLLOWING ME AROUND?Copy !req
297. - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO BE ALONECopy !req
298. WITH YOUR
INSANE GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
299. - YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP
ACTING WEIRD, MALLOY.Copy !req
300. WE'RE HAVING A DINNER PARTY.Copy !req
301. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
DADDY'SCopy !req
302. GONNA MEET
ALL OF MOMMY'S FRIENDS.Copy !req
303. O QUA TANGIN WA.Copy !req
304. O QUA TANGIN WA.Copy !req
305. - AND SHE'S IN A CULT.Copy !req
306. - OH, COME ON, MALLOY,
IT'S NOT A CULT.Copy !req
307. IT'S JUST ASTRAL'S
CHURCH FRIENDS.Copy !req
308. THEY'RE JUST
A LITTLE QUIRKY.Copy !req
309. - PRAISE LORD TARGISSIAN,
GOD OF THE UNIVERSE.Copy !req
310. MAY HE FILL OUR VESSELS
WITH HIS ALIEN SEED.Copy !req
311. - HEY, IT MAKES MORE SENSE
THAN CATHOLICISM.Copy !req
312. - TOURISM NUMBERS, PARK BUDGET,
SAFETY INSPECTION,Copy !req
313. JET PACK, CONNIE'S NECK,
STEVE'S FAT FACE,Copy !req
314. STEVE, STEVE...Copy !req
315. STEVE, YOU STUPID
SON OF A BITCH!Copy !req
316. - DO YOU SWEAR LOYALTY
TO LORD TARGISSIAN?Copy !req
317. - HEY, BETTER HIM
THAN OBAMA.Copy !req
318. - WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?Copy !req
319. - OH, MALLOY, GOOD.
YOU GOT THE E-VITE.Copy !req
320. GUESS WHAT?Copy !req
321. THEY'RE MAKING ME
A FULL MEMBER OF THE CHURCH.Copy !req
322. - NOW, WOODY,Copy !req
323. YOUR SACRIFICIAL OFFERING.Copy !req
324. - HEY, MALLOY, COULD YOU
GRAB MY CHECKBOOK?Copy !req
325. - NOW YOU'RE GIVING THEM MONEY?Copy !req
326. - OH, DON'T ACT LIKE
ALL CHURCHES DON'T HAVECopy !req
327. A ONE-TIME MEMBERSHIP FEE
OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS.Copy !req
328. - HEY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
329. - STEALING ME
SOME JET FUEL.Copy !req
330. THEY DON'T SELL THIS SHIT
AT THE EXXON STATION.Copy !req
331. - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.Copy !req
332. - UH, OKAY.
I'LL COME WITH YOU QUIETLY.Copy !req
333. PSYCH!Copy !req
334. - HEY!
WE GOT A FUEL THIEF!Copy !req
335. GO, GO, GO!
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!Copy !req
336. OH!
OH, SHIT! OH, SHIT!Copy !req
337. WHEW, I LOST 'EM.
GOOD THING I—Copy !req
338. - LISTEN TO ME.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU ANYMORE.Copy !req
339. I'M A BEAR.Copy !req
340. GOD DAMN IT!
OW—WHO DOES THAT?Copy !req
341. WHY DON'T YOU
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE?Copy !req
342. - OKAY.
- HUH.Copy !req
343. THAT WAS EASY.
WAIT, WHAT'S THE CATCH?Copy !req
344. - NO CATCH.
TONIGHT, WOODY AND ICopy !req
345. ARE JUMPING
OFF BRICKLEBERRY CLIFFCopy !req
346. AND TRAVELING
TO A NEW WORLD.Copy !req
347. - COULD YOU HOLD ON ONE SECOND,
YOU CRAZY BITCH?Copy !req
348. IT TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE
FUN CLUB'S A SUICIDE CULT.Copy !req
349. DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA
JUMP OFF A CLIFF TONIGHT?Copy !req
350. - NONSENSE, TONIGHT IS JUST
THE SECRET CHURCH FIELD TRIP.Copy !req
351. - DO NOT GO ANYWHERE
WITH THAT MANIAC.Copy !req
352. SHE HAS YOU BRAINWASHED.Copy !req
353. - OH, NO,
NOT THIS TIME, MALLOY.Copy !req
354. YOU HAVE RUN OFF
EVERY GIRLFRIEND I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
355. WHY CAN'T YOU
LET ME BE HAPPY?Copy !req
356. - IS THIS ABOUT THE PETTING?
FINE, YOU CAN PET ME.Copy !req
357. BUT YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP
WITH HER.Copy !req
358. - I DON'T WANT
YOUR PITY PET!Copy !req
359. - LOOK, WOODY,
YOU HAVE GOTTA BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
360. - YOU'RE A LIAR!
ASTRAL'S RIGHT.Copy !req
361. YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ME!Copy !req
362. - YOU KNOW WHAT, WOODY?
I'M DONE WITH YOU! IT'S OVER!Copy !req
363. I HOPE YOU DO KILL YOURSELF,
YOU IGNORANT, GULLIBLE ASS—Copy !req
364. - AW, THAT'S THE CUTEST STROKE
I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
365. - WOODY—ETHEL,
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.Copy !req
366. - I BEEN STRESS EATING.Copy !req
367. AND LOOK WHO'S TALKING.Copy !req
368. YOU LOOK LIKE
A BUCKET OF HOG SHIT!Copy !req
369. - SORRY.
YOU HAVEN'T CALLEDCopy !req
370. THE MAINTENANCE GUY
TO REPAIR THE WASHING MACHINES.Copy !req
371. - I'LL GET TO IT.
CONNIE, TUCK IN THAT CAMEL TOECopy !req
372. BEFORE A PLANE
TRIES TO LAND ON IT.Copy !req
373. - SORRY.Copy !req
374. - UGH! DENZEL!Copy !req
375. WHAT THE HELL
IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?Copy !req
376. ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN?Copy !req
377. YOU DRINKIN' THE 40sCopy !req
378. AND STEALIN'
OUR WHITE WOMEN?Copy !req
379. - KISS MY ASS, ETHEL.
I'M GETTING MY EARTH LEGS BACK.Copy !req
380. - WHERE'S YOUR JET PACK?
- I SOLD THAT SHIT ON EBAY.Copy !req
381. I TRIED TO TELL YOU
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.Copy !req
382. - NO, I TRIED TO TELL YOU
AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN...Copy !req
383. - SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!Copy !req
384. GOD DAMN IT!Copy !req
385. OH... MY... GOD!Copy !req
386. WOODY WAS RIGHT,
I CAN'T DO THIS JOB.Copy !req
387. I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH
HE HAD TO DEAL WITH.Copy !req
388. WE GOTTA GET HIM BACK.Copy !req
389. MALLOY.
- YES, CONNIE?Copy !req
390. - WHERE THE HELL
IS WOODY?Copy !req
391. WE NEED HIM
TO TAKE HIS JOB BACK.Copy !req
392. - HE'S GONNA JUMP TO HIS DEATH
OFF BRICKLEBERRY CLIFFCopy !req
393. WITH HIS PSYCHO
SQUIRTER GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
394. TRIED TO TELL YA.Copy !req
395. - WE GOTTA GET
OVER THERE FAST!Copy !req
396. - OKAY, I'LL DRIVE.Copy !req
397. NO!Copy !req
398. - SO MALLOY WAS RIGHT?
WE'RE KILLING OURSELVES?Copy !req
399. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
400. - NONSENSE.
IT IS MERELY A LEAP OF FAITH.Copy !req
401. A BIIAVIAN MOTHER SHIP
WILL ARRIVECopy !req
402. AND TAKE US
TO OUR COSMIC PARADISE.Copy !req
403. WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER,
LIVING IN BLISSCopy !req
404. WITH ANYTHING
YOU COULD EVER DESIRE.Copy !req
405. - JUMBO SHRIMP?
- ALL YOU CAN EAT.Copy !req
406. - IT,
LET'S JUMP.Copy !req
407. OH, MAN, IT'S ALMOST TIME.
WE'RE RUNNING LATE.Copy !req
408. WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING
STOP US.Copy !req
409. RIGHT AFTER I GET ME
SOME DRIVING LASAGNA.Copy !req
410. O QUA TANGIN WA.Copy !req
411. IT IS ALMOST TIME, MY SOUL MATE.Copy !req
412. - MM-HMM, WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
MMM, MMM.Copy !req
413. - MMM,
YOU'RE RIGHT, STEVE.Copy !req
414. "DRIVING LASAGNA"
DOES TASTE BETTER.Copy !req
415. - OKAY.Copy !req
416. WE'VE STILL GOT TIME
IF WE HURRY.Copy !req
417. - WAIT, IS THAT A HITCHHIKER?Copy !req
418. - WELL, THAT WAS THE LAST
OF THE DISCIPLES.Copy !req
419. - I GUESS WE'RE NEXT?
- YES.Copy !req
420. - EYES ON THE PRIZE, WOODY.Copy !req
421. JUMBO SHRIMP, JUMBO SHRIMP,
JUMBO SHRIMP.Copy !req
422. - LEFT HERE.
NO—NO, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
423. YOU'RE TURNING RIGHT!Copy !req
424. - MY LEFT OR YOUR LEFT?Copy !req
425. - MAN, WE GOTTA HURRY UP
AND SAVE WOODY.Copy !req
426. OH, SNAP!
IS THAT A TWO-FOR-ONE PUTT-PUTT?Copy !req
427. - YES!Copy !req
428. WAIT!Copy !req
429. WE CAME
AS QUICK AS WE COULD.Copy !req
430. - DON'T DO IT, WOODY!
THE PARK NEEDS YOU.Copy !req
431. - WAIT, WHERE'S MALLOY?Copy !req
432. - HE, UH—
HE DIDN'T COME.Copy !req
433. - WOW.Copy !req
434. I GUESS HE REALLY
DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME.Copy !req
435. - BUT I DO.Copy !req
436. I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE
THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU.Copy !req
437. - NOOO!
- WOODY!Copy !req
438. - OH, SO HE'S "MALLOY,
THE TALKING BEAR 12" ON EBAY.Copy !req
439. - WELL, YOU SAVED ME.Copy !req
440. YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MALLOY.Copy !req
441. I KNEW YOU CARED ABOUT ME!Copy !req
442. - SHUT UP BEFORE I DROP YOU.Copy !req
443. - WHAT WAS I THINKING?Copy !req
444. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU,
LITTLE BUDDY.Copy !req
445. AND ALL YOU RANGERS,Copy !req
446. THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS
BEING THERE FOR ME.Copy !req
447. I—Copy !req
448. THE SHIP!
IT'S REAL!Copy !req
449. I COULD'VE BEEN
ON THAT SHIP!Copy !req
450. THEY'RE PARTYING ON THERE!Copy !req
451. WAIT, IS THAT ASTRAL?Copy !req
452. IS—IS SHE BLOWING THAT GUY?Copy !req
453. AND HE'S EATING
JUMBO SHRIMP?Copy !req
454. JUMBO SHRIMP!
THEY GOT JUMBO SHRIMP!Copy !req
455. DAMN IT!
WAIT! COME BACK!Copy !req
456. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU,
MALLOY!Copy !req
457. AS LONG AS I—Copy !req