1. - THE HUNTERS GOT YOUR MOTHER,
BABY EAGLE.Copy !req
2. BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.Copy !req
3. - MOUNT BRICKLEBERRY
IS A VOLCANO?Copy !req
4. - THERE IS MUCH
ABOUT BRICKLEBERRYCopy !req
5. YOU DO NOT KNOW,
ETHEL ANDERSON.Copy !req
6. - HOW DID YOU KNOW
MY NAME?Copy !req
7. - OUR GODS TELL US
MANY THINGS.Copy !req
8. - ALSO, ONCE WE GOOGLECopy !req
9. "SPRING BREAK 2008
ANAL CREAMPIE,"Copy !req
10. SAFE SEARCH OFF.
YOUR PICTURE COME UP.Copy !req
11. - NICE TO MEET YOU
IN PERSON.Copy !req
12. - CAN WE GET BACK TO THE PART
ABOUT THE VOLCANO, PLEASE?Copy !req
13. - OUR TRIBE HAS LEGEND.Copy !req
14. ONE DAY, BRICKLEBERRY
WILL BE NO MORE.Copy !req
15. VOLCANO IS SIGN.Copy !req
16. - COME WITH US TO
OUR PEOPLE'S MOST HOLY PLACE.Copy !req
17. GODS CREATE BRICKLEBERRY.
HOPE IT LAST MANY SEASON.Copy !req
18. - BUT ONE DAY,
GODS TIRE OF BRICKLEBERRY.Copy !req
19. - SAY, ONCE PEOPLE
OF BRICKLEBERRY ENTERTAIN US,Copy !req
20. MAKE US LAUGH.Copy !req
21. NOW, NO ONE WATCH
THEIR ADVENTURES.Copy !req
22. - SEASONS END.
GODS NOT RENEW.Copy !req
23. - PEOPLE SAY, GODS,
BRING BACK BRICKLEBERRY.Copy !req
24. START ONLINE PETITION.Copy !req
25. GODS NOT LISTEN.Copy !req
26. - IF OUR WORLD'S ABOUT TO END,
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WORRIED?Copy !req
27. - BECAUSE WE'RE LOOKING
AT THIS.Copy !req
28. - WHOO! SPRING BREAK,
MOTHER!Copy !req
29. - SO I SURVEYED THE VOLCANO
AND, SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING,Copy !req
30. IT IS VERY UNLIKELY
TO ERUPT.Copy !req
31. - WELL, I JUST WANNA SAY,
IF THAT THING DOES ERUPT,Copy !req
32. WE WILL NOT EVACUATE!Copy !req
33. - WELL, WE'LL KINDA HAVE TO.Copy !req
34. - I... DON'T... EVACUATE.Copy !req
35. I DIDN'T EVACUATE
DURING THE FOREST FIRES OF '96,Copy !req
36. THE FLOOD OF '01,
OR THE—Copy !req
37. - WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU EVACUATED DURING KATRINA.Copy !req
38. - NO, I SAID I EVACUATED
ON KATRINA.Copy !req
39. GREAT GIRL, KATRINA.Copy !req
40. I WOULD'VE MARRIED HERCopy !req
41. IF SHE WASN'T SUCH A PRUDE
IN THE BEDROOM.Copy !req
42. "NO ANAL"
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.Copy !req
43. - SORRY TO INTERRUPT,Copy !req
44. BUT I'M GONNA NEED, LIKE,
A HALF DAY OFF TOMORROW...Copy !req
45. TO GIVE BIRTH.Copy !req
46. - WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT!Copy !req
47. - YOU'RE PREGNANT?
- YEAH, FOR NINE MONTHS.Copy !req
48. I CAN'T BELIEVE NONE OF YOU
NOTICED MY BABY BUMP.Copy !req
49. - YOUR BODY HAS A LOTTA BUMPS.Copy !req
50. WE CAN'T KEEP TRACK
OF WHAT THEY ALL ARE.Copy !req
51. - WELL, THIS ONE'S A BABY.
WAIT.Copy !req
52. NO, THIS ONE'S A BABY.Copy !req
53. UH, I THINK.Copy !req
54. - I'D LIKE TO MEET THE GUY
THAT HAD SEX WITH YOU.Copy !req
55. IS HE STILL IN THERE?Copy !req
56. - I'M A SURROGATE MOTHER,
SILLY.Copy !req
57. HELPING A NICE GAY COUPLE
HAVE A BABY.Copy !req
58. - HANG ON! Y'ALL IGNORING
THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.Copy !req
59. - WHAT? CONNIE NEVER GETS
THIS MUCH ATTENTION.Copy !req
60. - HOW IS EVERYBODY SO CALM?
A VOLCANO'S ABOUT TO GO OFF,Copy !req
61. AND CONNIE'S OBVIOUSLY
GIVING BIRTH TO THE ANTICHRIST.Copy !req
62. IT'S THE END
OF THE MOTHERWORLD!Copy !req
63. - HERE HE GOES AGAIN.
- YEAH.Copy !req
64. - DENZEL, LAST YEAR, YOU SAW
THE FACE OF THE ANTICHRISTCopy !req
65. IN 12 DIFFERENT SLICES
OF BURNT TOAST.Copy !req
66. - YEAH. MAYBE THE TOASTER
WAS SET ON "ANTI-CRUST."Copy !req
67. YOU, TOASTER!Copy !req
68. - LAUGH ALL YOU WANT,
BUT I KNOW THE ANTICHRIST.Copy !req
69. WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
I SPENT A LOTTA TIME IN CHURCH,Copy !req
70. AND MY PREACHER SAID
THE ANTICHRIST WAS REAL.Copy !req
71. ABBA ABBA FORAY
SEBA DOO-DAH SAH DAH DEY DEY.Copy !req
72. OOHRA SULI RAH-DAH-DAH-DIDDY!Copy !req
73. AAH DAH DA OH!Copy !req
74. - AT LEAST,
THAT'S WHAT I THINK HE SAID.Copy !req
75. - DENZEL,
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
76. - ALL I'M SAYING IS,
VIRGIN BIRTH, NICE-LOOKING?Copy !req
77. JESUS CHRIST.Copy !req
78. VIRGIN BIRTH, CONNIE-LOOKING?
ANTICHRIST.Copy !req
79. - UH, GUYS?
I THINK MY...Copy !req
80. YEP, MY WATER BROKE.Copy !req
81. UGH!Copy !req
82. - CONNIE,
YOUR BABY'S GAY PARENTSCopy !req
83. SHOULD BE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE HOSPITAL NOW.Copy !req
84. - OH, GOOD.Copy !req
85. - UH, THEY SHOULD BE,Copy !req
86. BUT THEY JUST DIED
IN A HILARIOUS CAR ACCIDENT.Copy !req
87. - WHAT!
OH, NO.Copy !req
88. - DON'T FRET, CONNIE.Copy !req
89. IT'S VERY EASY
TO SELL A WHITE BABY.Copy !req
90. KA-CHING!Copy !req
91. - NO, I'M KEEPING IT.Copy !req
92. - WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
93. AND BAD FOR DUBAI'S
OPEN AIR BABY-SLAVE MARKET.Copy !req
94. NOW, CONNIE, LABOR CAN SOMETIMES
TAKE 24 TO 48 HOURS.Copy !req
95. SO PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR A LONG—Copy !req
96. - WHOA!Copy !req
97. - DAMN IT, BODEAN.Copy !req
98. I TOLD YOU TO PACK OUR SHIT,
NOT OUR SHEEP!Copy !req
99. - OH, HEY, WOODY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
100. AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE EVACUATING LIKE US?Copy !req
101. - BOYS, YOU KNOW
I DON'T EVACUATE.Copy !req
102. I LAUGH IN THE FACE
OF HURRICANES, EARTHQUAKES,Copy !req
103. GODZILLA, EVEN NICKI MINAJ.Copy !req
104. BUT JUST BETWEEN US,
I'M TERRIFIED OF VOLCANOES.Copy !req
105. - WHY'S THAT?Copy !req
106. - HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF POMPEII?Copy !req
107. - YEAH, I CAUGHT THAT
BY SCREWING BOBBY'S SISTER.Copy !req
108. - YEAH.
SHE GAVE IT TO ME TOO.Copy !req
109. - NO, YOU IDIOTS.Copy !req
110. POMPEII WAS AN ANCIENT CITY
THAT WAS DESTROYED BY A VOLCANO.Copy !req
111. THE PEOPLE
WERE ALL COVERED WITH LAVA,Copy !req
112. FROZEN FOREVER DOING WHATEVER
THEY WERE DOING WHEN THEY DIED.Copy !req
113. WHAT IF I GET COVERED
WITH LAVACopy !req
114. WHILE I'M DOING
SOMETHING EMBARRASSING?Copy !req
115. LIKE THIS GUY.
- THAT'S HOW MY DADDY WENT.Copy !req
116. WE HAD TO HAVE
A CLOSED CASKET.Copy !req
117. - FOCUS, HILLBILLIES!Copy !req
118. NOW I CAN'T HAVE
NO ARCHAEOLOGIST OF THE FUTURECopy !req
119. FINDING ME AND THINKING
I'M SOME KIND OF PERVCopy !req
120. JUST 'CAUSE A VOLCANO GOT ME
WHILE I WAS MILKING MY PROSTATE.Copy !req
121. FOR HEALTH REASONS.Copy !req
122. BOYS, CAN YOU BUILD ME
A SECRET VOLCANO-PROOF BUNKER?Copy !req
123. - WE ALREADY GOT ONE.Copy !req
124. WE BUILT IT TO SURVIVE
THE OBAMA-LYPSE.Copy !req
125. - THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL BABY.
HIS NAME IS DONNIE.Copy !req
126. - AWW!
- WHAT A PRETTY NAME!Copy !req
127. - THANKS.
I GOT IT OUT OF A BOOK.Copy !req
128. I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO
GO THROUGH THE OTHER BOOK.Copy !req
129. - "BACARDI, LISTERINE,
ARUGULA."Copy !req
130. - OH, THERE'S MY SHOPPING LIST.Copy !req
131. NOW, CONNIE,
I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS,Copy !req
132. BUT FEDERAL GUIDELINES DICTATECopy !req
133. THAT I DON'T HAVE
TO LET YOU BREASTFEED AT WORKCopy !req
134. UNLESS YOU GOT A REAL SWEET SET
OF MILKIES.Copy !req
135. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BOOBS?Copy !req
136. - BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU ALSO
HAVE A BACK SET?Copy !req
137. - AAH! ANTICHRIST!
ANTICHRIST!Copy !req
138. - THIS IS GOING TOO FAR,
DENZEL!Copy !req
139. - THAT BABY'S EVIL.
I'LL PROVE IT!Copy !req
140. - HOW?
- THROUGH SCIENCE.Copy !req
141. IF I SHOOT IT IN THE FACE
AND IT LIVES, IT'S THE DEVIL.Copy !req
142. - OKAY! OKAY!Copy !req
143. SHOOT IT
IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP.Copy !req
144. - NO!Copy !req
145. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MY FRIEND, DENZEL!Copy !req
146. HOW COULD YOU SAY THOSE
HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT MY BABY?Copy !req
147. - IT'S JUST A BABY, DENZEL.Copy !req
148. - THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
YOU REALLY UPSET CONNIE.Copy !req
149. - NEXT TIME DON'T HESITATE.
AIM FOR THE FONTANELLE.Copy !req
150. - ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH WITH
THE BLACK BABY NAMES.Copy !req
151. I GUESS I SHOULD APOLOGIZE
TO CONNIE AND DONNIE.Copy !req
152. - LEAVE THE GUN!
- FINE!Copy !req
153. CONNIE, I'M SORRY...Copy !req
154. - UH, DONNIE, I'M NOT GOOD
AT THIS APOLOGY STUFF, BUT...Copy !req
155. I'M SORRY I SAID
YOU WERE THE ANTICHRIST.Copy !req
156. MAYBE WHEN YOU GROW UP
A LITTLE, YOU AND I CAN—Copy !req
157. APOLOGY ACCEPTED.Copy !req
158. - OH, THANKS, DONNIE.
YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
159. WAIT, YOU CAN TALK?Copy !req
160. - DENZEL, I'M GOING
TO RIP OUT YOUR DICKCopy !req
161. AND FEED IT
TO THE DEMONS OF HELL!Copy !req
162. - HE SAID HE WAS GOING
TO RIP MY DICK OFFCopy !req
163. AND FEED IT TO A DEMON.Copy !req
164. HE THE GODDAMN
ANTICHRIST!Copy !req
165. - SERIOUSLY?
THAT SOUNDS HORRIFYING!Copy !req
166. I'M ABOUT
TO EAT A HOT POCKET.Copy !req
167. YOU WANT TO DOUBLE-CHECK
IT'S NOT BEELZEBUBCopy !req
168. BEFORE I POP IT
IN THE MICROWAVE?Copy !req
169. - HOT POCKET!Copy !req
170. YOU'RE FAT!Copy !req
171. - OKAY, THEN WHY DOES
THAT HAPPEN?Copy !req
172. - THERE'S A SIMPLE SCIENTIFIC
EXPLANATION, DENZEL.Copy !req
173. CLEARLY, PESTICIDES HAVE
BUILT UP IN THE GROUNDWATER.Copy !req
174. - AND HOW DOES SCIENCE
EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?Copy !req
175. - THERE ARE SEVERAL
AVIAN DISORDERSCopy !req
176. THAT CAN CAUSE BIRDS
TO DIE MID-FLIGHT.Copy !req
177. - OH, YEAH?
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
178. - HEY, LOOK!Copy !req
179. IT'S A SUNNY CIRCLE
AND A HAPPY STAR!Copy !req
180. - AWW.
- YEP.Copy !req
181. - THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
- AW, COME ON!Copy !req
182. - YOU CAN STAY WITH ME
IN THE BUNKER, CUBSIE WUBSIE.Copy !req
183. EVERYONE ELSE WILL
DIE IN A FIRESTORM OF LAVA.Copy !req
184. - WHY DON'T WE JUST MOVE,
YOU MANIAC!Copy !req
185. - AND VOO-LA!
OUR TOP SECRET BUNKER.Copy !req
186. - SO IS THIS THE ELEVATOR
TO THE BUNKER?Copy !req
187. - ARE YOU SURE THIS THING
IS VOLCANO-PROOF?Copy !req
188. - OH, IT'S EVERYTHING-PROOF.Copy !req
189. KEEPS OUT ZOMBIES,
DRACULAS, DRAGONS...Copy !req
190. - AND JEWS.Copy !req
191. - HOT DOG!
IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!Copy !req
192. - AND ONCE THIS DOOR
IS CLOSED,Copy !req
193. IT CAN'T EVER BE OPENED
FROM THE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
194. EVER.
I MEAN, EV-ER.Copy !req
195. - UH-OH, BOBBY.Copy !req
196. I THINK WE PUT THE DOOR
ON BACKWARDS.Copy !req
197. - HOLY SHIT!Copy !req
198. YOU MEAN WE'RE TRAPPED
IN HERE FOREVER?Copy !req
199. - OH, NO, NOT FOREVER.
JUST TILL WE DIE.Copy !req
200. - WELL, THANKS FOR BOOSTING
MY SPIRITS, FACE!Copy !req
201. - STEVE,
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
202. JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROVE
WHAT THAT BABY REALLY IS.Copy !req
203. NOT THIS AGAIN.Copy !req
204. - COME ON, STEVE!Copy !req
205. THIS VOLCANO BLEW ITS TOP
ON THE DAY DONNIE WAS BORN.Copy !req
206. IT'S A SIGN
OF THE APOCALYPSE!Copy !req
207. LOOK AT THE CLOUDS
AROUND IT!Copy !req
208. - ALL I SEE IS AN ELEPHANT
FLYING AN AIRPLANE AND—Copy !req
209. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?
A GIRAFFE WITH TITTIES.Copy !req
210. - DAMN, YOU STUPID, STEVE.Copy !req
211. - HEY, CONNIE.
HOW'S THE BABY?Copy !req
212. - I'VE COME TO REALIZECopy !req
213. THAT DONNIE IS DIFFERENT
FROM OTHER BABIES.Copy !req
214. - IT'S ABOUT TIME!
WE GOTTA KILL—Copy !req
215. - HE'S GIFTED!
HE'S SO SMART,Copy !req
216. HE LIKES WATCHING BABY EINSTEIN
VIDEOS BACKWARDS.Copy !req
217. LOOK.Copy !req
218. - KILL, KILL, KILL.Copy !req
219. SA—SA-TAN.Copy !req
220. - SATAN.
MY SWEET SATAN.Copy !req
221. - IT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
222. I LEARN AS MUCH FROM DONNIE
AS HE LEARNS FROM ME.Copy !req
223. LIKE TODAY, HE'S BEEN
TEACHING ME BIBLICAL ARAMAIC!Copy !req
224. - AL ES-BATAAR QUMRAN
ISKATU RAKANOTH!Copy !req
225. - ISN'T HE THE CUTIE-WUTEST?Copy !req
226. - SO, UM, CONNIE?Copy !req
227. HOW EXACTLY
WAS THIS BABY CONCEIVED?Copy !req
228. - IT WAS A PRETTY STANDARD
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION.Copy !req
229. - OKAY, MY DEAR,
THIS WON'T TAKE A MINUTE.Copy !req
230. AVE SATANAS! SANGUIS BIBIMUS!Copy !req
231. - OH, HELL, NO.Copy !req
232. YOU GUYS ARE MESSING
WITH ME, RIGHT?Copy !req
233. - THANKS FOR COMING BY,
BUT I GOTTA FEED DONNIE NOW.Copy !req
234. - SO WE'RE STUCK DOWN HERE
THE REST OF OUR LIVES?Copy !req
235. - AT LEAST YOU'RE OLD
AND NEAR DEATH.Copy !req
236. THINK OF ME.Copy !req
237. - GREAT! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO NOW?Copy !req
238. - REPOPULATE THE EARTH!
WHO WANTS SOME?Copy !req
239. - ANYTHING ELSE WE CAN DO?Copy !req
240. - I DID INSTALL
AN ACTIVITY CENTER.Copy !req
241. WHO WANTS TO PLAY SORRY?Copy !req
242. - UH, BOBBY?
ALL THE PIECES ARE MISSING.Copy !req
243. - DAMN YOU, GOODWILL!Copy !req
244. - OH, YOU TWO MORONS
ARE REALLY FIRING UPCopy !req
245. MY IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.Copy !req
246. NOW WHERE'S THE SHITTER
IN THIS TOOTINCOMMON TOOL SHED?Copy !req
247. - OH, IT'S RIGHT OVER—
UH, UH, EH...Copy !req
248. SHIT!
WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
249. - WELL, REMEMBER, BOBBY,Copy !req
250. YOU DECIDED TO GO
WITH THE CROWN MOLDINGCopy !req
251. INSTEAD OF THE TOILET.Copy !req
252. - WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA THINK
ABOUT RESALE VALUE.Copy !req
253. - NO BATHROOM?
I'VE GOT TO GO!Copy !req
254. - TRY TO TAKE YOUR MIND
OFF OF IT.Copy !req
255. HERE, HAVE A SNACK.Copy !req
256. - WE GOT PRUNES, COFFEE,
REFRIED BEANS.Copy !req
257. AND FOR DESSERT WE GOT THEM
CHOCOLATE EX-LAX CANDIES.Copy !req
258. - SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, DENZEL.
- DON'T SWEAT IT.Copy !req
259. WE JUST NEED SOME HELP FROM...
PREACHER VERNON?Copy !req
260. - EH?Copy !req
261. - THE ANTICHRIST HAS COME.
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.Copy !req
262. - I SAID THAT?
- UH, KIND OF.Copy !req
263. - WHAT SHOULD WE DO?Copy !req
264. - LET ME SEE
WHAT THE SNAKES SAY.Copy !req
265. OH, HE LIKE TO BITE.
GOTTA PUT HIM BACK.Copy !req
266. THEY SAY...
WE GOT TO DO A EXORCISM.Copy !req
267. - DID YOU SAY "EXORCISM"?Copy !req
268. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
269. I GOT A LOT OF SNAKE VENOM-
RELATED BRAIN MALFUNCTION.Copy !req
270. WHERE AM I?Copy !req
271. WHO PUT THESE SNAKES
IN MY PANTS?Copy !req
272. - CACODAEMON.Copy !req
273. - CACODAEMON? OKAY.Copy !req
274. ♪ E-I-E-I-O!Copy !req
275. - OH, ANTICHRISTS LOVE
OLD MACDONALD.Copy !req
276. JUST LIKE IT SAY
IN THE BIBLE.Copy !req
277. - OKAY. WE GOT HOLY WATER,
SHARPENED STAKES,Copy !req
278. AND A DVD OF EVIL DEAD 3
FOR HIM TO SIGN.Copy !req
279. WE READY.Copy !req
280. - BUT WHAT CHANCE
DO THE THREE OF US HAVECopy !req
281. AGAINST THE PRINCE OF EVIL?Copy !req
282. - THE FOUR OF US.
I'M IN.Copy !req
283. - I THOUGHT
YOU ONLY BELIEVED IN SCIENCE.Copy !req
284. - OH, I DID,
THEN I BABY-SAT LITTLE DONNIE.Copy !req
285. HE PUKED UP
A GIANT LIZARD BAT,Copy !req
286. THEN SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOM
SUCKING IN HELL.Copy !req
287. SCIENCE.
LET'S EXORCISE THAT BITCH!Copy !req
288. - ALL RIGHT!
EVERYBODY GRAB A SNAKE!Copy !req
289. NOW LADY, FEEL FREE TO GRAB
THE ONE-EYED BLACK ONE,Copy !req
290. BUT DON'T YOU DARE
TOUCH MY PENIS.Copy !req
291. THAT BELONG TO JESUS.Copy !req
292. - HI, CONNIE, I—Copy !req
293. - SHH! IT'S LITTLE DONNIE'S
NAP TIME.Copy !req
294. HE CAN'T SLEEP
UNLESS I PLAY CLASSICAL MUSIC.Copy !req
295. IT'S BECAUSE
HE'S SO INTELLIGENT.Copy !req
296. DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM?Copy !req
297. - NO!Copy !req
298. I MEAN,
I JUST CAME TO TELL YOUCopy !req
299. THE WHOLE GANG SPRANG
FOR A SPA DAY FOR YOU!Copy !req
300. BECAUSE YOU MUST BE SO TIRED
FROM TAKING CARE OF A NEWBORN,Copy !req
301. NOT EVIL BABY.Copy !req
302. I AM PRETTY WORN OUT.Copy !req
303. DONNIE DRANK MOST
OF MY BLOOD FOR LUNCH.Copy !req
304. - MMM!Copy !req
305. WELL, STEVE AND DENZEL
AND THEIR FRIENDCopy !req
306. CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE CARE
OF DONNIE.Copy !req
307. - WELL, MAYBE
FOR A FEW MINUTES.Copy !req
308. I'M SO EXCITED!Copy !req
309. I CAN'T BELIEVE KATE UPTON
HAS A SIDE BUSINESSCopy !req
310. WHERE SHE GIVES
EROTIC MASSAGES TO COMPLETION.Copy !req
311. - YEP.
SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
312. JUST RELAX.Copy !req
313. LET'S GET RID OF THOSE
PUFFY BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES!Copy !req
314. - ZAP, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
- ZZZZZ!Copy !req
315. WOO WOO WOO!
- ZIBBY ZAP ZAP ZAP.Copy !req
316. - SHOOM. BOOM!
- BOOM, ZAM.Copy !req
317. - BRING IT ON, DARTH,
YOU BIG BLACK SON OF A BITCH.Copy !req
318. LUKE, I AM YOUR DADDY.Copy !req
319. - NO. WAIT.
ARE YOU SERIOUS, BOBBY?Copy !req
320. - I'MA KILL YOU!
I'MA KILL YOU!Copy !req
321. - YOU!Copy !req
322. GET OFF ME!
GET OFF ME!Copy !req
323. - THIS IS DEFINITELY BETTER
THAN THOSE HORRIBLE PREQUELS.Copy !req
324. I'M PRAIRIE DOGGING.Copy !req
325. - QUIET! LUKE'S ABOUT
TO BITE ANAKIN'S NOSE OFF.Copy !req
326. - OH, I GOTTA
TAKE A SHIT SO BIGCopy !req
327. KIM KARDASHIAN
MAY TRY TO MARRY IT.Copy !req
328. I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
329. AHA!
HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
330. UH-OH.Copy !req
331. - THIS IS IT?Copy !req
332. YOU FOUR THINK
YOU CAN STOP ME?Copy !req
333. - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.Copy !req
334. HE'LL USE HIS LIES TO TRY
TO MAKE US TURN ON EACH OTHER.Copy !req
335. - THE PREACHER SAID
YOU'RE A PUSSY.Copy !req
336. - WHAT?Copy !req
337. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- LIKE THAT.Copy !req
338. THAT'S A GOOD EXAMPLE
OF WHAT WE SHOULDN'T LET HIM DO.Copy !req
339. - OH, LAUGH NOW, ANTICHRIST.
BECAUSE SURPRISE!Copy !req
340. WE'VE ASSEMBLED
AN EXORCISM DREAM TEAM!Copy !req
341. FATHER QUINN!Copy !req
342. - I'M GOING TO NEED TO BE ALONE
WITH THE CHILD.Copy !req
343. YOU DON'T HAVE
A NANNY CAM, RIGHT?Copy !req
344. - RABBI MALTZMAN!
- NO, NO.Copy !req
345. YOU STAY IN THERE, DEMON.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
346. I SCHLEPPED ALL THE WAY HERE
FROM BROOKLYN.Copy !req
347. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.Copy !req
348. - AND WITCH DOCTOR KUZNIAK!Copy !req
349. - LUCKY FOR US, I WENT
TO MEDICAL SCHOOL IN HAITI.Copy !req
350. - AND JORGE,
WHO'S SEEN THE EXORCISTCopy !req
351. 71/2 TIMES
AND LET US USE HIS CAR.Copy !req
352. - I'M NOT WITH THEM!
I'M ON YOUR SIDE!Copy !req
353. - JORGE, SHUT UP.Copy !req
354. - COME ON,
LET ME SELL YOU MY SOUL.Copy !req
355. I'LL SIGN WHATEVER CONTRACT
BEN AFFLECK SIGNED.Copy !req
356. WHATEVER!Copy !req
357. I WAS UP FOR A CHALLENGE.Copy !req
358. THIS IS GOING TO BE
FAR TOO EASY.Copy !req
359. - THE POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU!Copy !req
360. THE POWER OF CHRIST
COMPELS YOU!Copy !req
361. - SHUT UP.Copy !req
362. SO WHO WANTS TO CHOOSE
HOW I WILL KILL THE REST OF YOU?Copy !req
363. - BLOWJOBBED TO DEATH?Copy !req
364. - YOU GOT IT.
BY RABID HELL HOUNDS.Copy !req
365. AND HERE WE—Copy !req
366. - I'M GOING TO WRITE KATE UPTON
A NOT-SO-NICE YELP REVIEW.Copy !req
367. ETHEL, WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
368. - WE'RE DOING AN EXORCISM
ON YOUR CRAZY-ASS DEVIL BABY!Copy !req
369. - AND WE ALMOST GOT BLOWJOBS,
UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!Copy !req
370. - CONNIE, WE'VE GOT
TO TRUST THE LORD.Copy !req
371. JUST LIKE IT SAYCopy !req
372. "IF THE EXORCISM
DON'T GO SO BUENO,Copy !req
373. THROW THAT GODDAMN BABY
IN A VOLCANO." HA!Copy !req
374. - WHAT? NO!Copy !req
375. - SORRY, CONNIE,Copy !req
376. BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO STOP THE APOCALYPSE.Copy !req
377. - YOU'RE LUCKY
WE GOT A VOLCANO RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
378. MOST PEOPLE WITH DEVIL BABIES
GOTTA PAYCopy !req
379. FOR A PLANE TICKET TO HAWAII.Copy !req
380. - SCREW YOU GUYS!
COME ON, DONNIE.Copy !req
381. I'LL PROTECT YOU,
I PROMISE!Copy !req
382. - GET HER!
THAT BABY OWES US BLOWJOBS!Copy !req
383. I BET THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE
AT THE TOP OF THE VOLCANO.Copy !req
384. AH, CRAP.Copy !req
385. - YOU'VE GOT TO THROW
THE BABY IN, CONNIE.Copy !req
386. HE'S THE DEVIL!
- NEVER!Copy !req
387. DONNIE IS A PERFECTLY
NORMAL BABY!Copy !req
388. - MOM?
- WHAT IS IT, HONEY?Copy !req
389. - I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S KIND
OF HARD FOR ME TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
390. I'M...Copy !req
391. - GAY?
- NO, I'M THE SON OF SATAN.Copy !req
392. - OH, THAT'S A RELIEF.
- I WAS AFRAID YOU'D—Copy !req
393. - GET MAD AND THROW YOU
IN A VOLCANO?Copy !req
394. DONNIE, I LOVE YOU
NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE.Copy !req
395. I'M YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
396. - CONNIE, HE JUST TOLD YOU
HE'S SATAN'S SON!Copy !req
397. WHAT DOES IT TAKE, LADY?Copy !req
398. - I GOT THIS.Copy !req
399. AWW.Copy !req
400. HOW COULD I SEPARATE
A MAMA AND HER BABY?Copy !req
401. LIKE THIS!Copy !req
402. AHHH!Copy !req
403. - NOOOO!Copy !req
404. - OKAY, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
405. IT ACTUALLY SAYS HERE,Copy !req
406. "DO NOT THROW A DEVIL BABY
IN A VOLCANO."Copy !req
407. DO NOT.Copy !req
408. OKAY, I'M GONNA BE HONEST.Copy !req
409. AIN'T NO WORDS
IN THIS BOOK.Copy !req
410. - DAMN IT, VERNON!Copy !req
411. - NEVER LISTEN TO A MAN
DRUNK ON SNAKE VENOM.Copy !req
412. JUST LIKE IT SAY RIGHT HERE
IN THE BIBLE.Copy !req
413. - LET THE APOCALYPSE BEGIN!Copy !req
414. - OH, SHIT!Copy !req
415. - NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
416. I SAID, "PUT IT IN HER COOTER,
THEN HER POOTER."Copy !req
417. - OHHH!Copy !req
418. - THERE!Copy !req
419. THANK YOU, PRUNES.
I THINK WE'RE OKAY.Copy !req
420. - OH, WELL.Copy !req
421. BRICKLEBERRY LAST MORE SEASON
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.Copy !req
422. - I GUESS THIS IS IT, GUYS.Copy !req
423. - DENZEL, I HAVE SOMETHING
TO CONFESS.Copy !req
424. I ATE ONE OF YOUR KIT KATS
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.Copy !req
425. - OH, WE EVEN.
I YOUR GRANDMOTHER.Copy !req
426. - ETHEL, I HAVE TO CONFESS.Copy !req
427. I MAY HAVE GIVEN YOU
A FEW UNNECESSARY PELVIC EXAMS.Copy !req
428. - EVERY STRIPPER
IN MY CLUB HAS A DONG.Copy !req
429. - EVEN THE ONE THAT GAVE ME
A TUG JOB ON MY BIRTHDAY?Copy !req
430. ESPECIALLY THAT ONE!
HOO! SHE'S GOT A BIGGY!Copy !req
431. - I LOVE YOU GUYS.Copy !req
432. - DONALD SUTHERLAND CUNAMAN!Copy !req
433. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING,
YOUNG MAN?Copy !req
434. I DID NOT RAISE YOU
TO END CREATION!Copy !req
435. - MOM!
- YOU CUT IT OUT, RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
436. - YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!Copy !req
437. - WELL, IF THEY ONLY LIKE YOUCopy !req
438. BECAUSE YOU'RE CAUSING
THE APOCALYPSE,Copy !req
439. THEY'RE NOT REAL FRIENDS,
ARE THEY?Copy !req
440. - MOM!Copy !req
441. - I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE.
ONE... TWO...Copy !req
442. FINE! WHATEVER!Copy !req
443. SORRY, GUYS,
MY MOM IS BEING LAME.Copy !req
444. WE'LL DO THIS LATER,Copy !req
445. LIKE AFTER SHE DIES
ON AUGUST 30, 2042.Copy !req
446. - I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON.Copy !req
447. - I GOTTA GO, MOM.
I KINDA BELONG DOWN THERE.Copy !req
448. - MY LITTLE BABY'S
ALL GROWN UP.Copy !req
449. - SEE YOU IN HELL, MA.
- SEE YOU IN HELL, SON.Copy !req
450. - THE APOCALYPSE IS OVER!
WE'RE SAVED!Copy !req
451. - BUT WHERE'S
WOODY AND MALLOY?Copy !req
452. - THIS NEXT EXHIBIT WAS FOUNDCopy !req
453. IN THE ANCIENT RUINS
OF BRICKLEBERRY PARK.Copy !req
454. THESE THREE PEOPLE
AND A SMALL BEARCopy !req
455. WERE COVERED BY LAVA
WHEN A VOLCANO ERUPTEDCopy !req
456. WHILE THEY WERE HAVING
WHAT APPEARS TO BE A GAY ORGY.Copy !req
457. THE BRICKLEBERRY FOUR-WAY
IS ALL WE KNOWCopy !req
458. ABOUT WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE
IN THE 21ST CENTURY.Copy !req
459. - HMM. IT MUST HAVE BEEN
A PARADISE.Copy !req
460. - WE BELIEVE IT WAS.
WE BELIEVE IT WAS.Copy !req
461. - OW!Copy !req