1. - GO AHEAD, KIDS.
TEST ME.Copy !req
2. GOOD MORNING, KIDS.
REMEMBER, ONLY YOU—Copy !req
3. - OOH, I'M GONNA GET YA!Copy !req
4. - OH, NO, KIDS.
IT'S A FOREST FIRE!Copy !req
5. - CRACKLE, CRACKLE,
CRACKLE, CRACKLE.Copy !req
6. - KIDS, HOW DO WE STAMP OUT
A FOREST FIRE?Copy !req
7. WITH WATER!Copy !req
8. YAY!Copy !req
9. I LOVE THE "FLAMEY AND FRIENDS"
SHOW.Copy !req
10. - WAS THAT GUY
IN THE FIRE SUIT OKAY?Copy !req
11. - NO, HE DIED.Copy !req
12. BUT AT LEAST HE DIED DOING WHAT
HE LOVED, LIKE HITLER!Copy !req
13. - SO, YOU ASKED ME OVER HERE
JUST TO WATCHCopy !req
14. AN OLD FLAMEY THE BEAR SHOW?
- NO, THERE'S SOMETHINGCopy !req
15. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU
FOR A LONG TIME.Copy !req
16. ETHEL, I ALWAYS REALLY LIKED—Copy !req
17. UM, I REALLY LIKE...
"FLAMEY GOES TO HARLEM"!Copy !req
18. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.Copy !req
19. IT'S EXTREMELY RACIST.Copy !req
20. - I'M JUST GONNA HEAD HOME...Copy !req
21. UNLESS YOU HAD SOMETHING ELSE
PLANNED FOR US.Copy !req
22. - I—UH—Copy !req
23. NO.Copy !req
24. GOOD NIGHT, ETHEL.Copy !req
25. DAMN IT, STEVE!Copy !req
26. ONE DAY YOU'LL HAVE THE GUTS
TO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER.Copy !req
27. OH, WELL.Copy !req
28. AT LEAST I STILL HAVE FLAMEY.Copy !req
29. - ANOTHER FOREST FIRE?Copy !req
30. KIDS, HOW ELSE CAN WE STAMP OUT
A FIRE?Copy !req
31. CUT OFF THE OXYGEN!Copy !req
32. - [grunting, gasping]Copy !req
33. YAY!Copy !req
34. YAY!Copy !req
35. - AAH!Copy !req
36. - TEN YEARS AGO,Copy !req
37. THE SPARKY ARSON
MEMORIAL FOREST,Copy !req
38. RIGHT HERE IN BRICKLEBERRY,
BURNED DOWN,Copy !req
39. KILLING TREES,
DISPLACING WILDLIFE,Copy !req
40. AND MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE
TO BURY HOOKERS THERE.Copy !req
41. BUT THE FOREST HAS GROWN BACK,Copy !req
42. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!Copy !req
43. - TIME TO EMPTY OUT
YOUR PROSTITUTE FREEZER?Copy !req
44. OH, RIGHT!Copy !req
45. LIKE I HAVE A BUNCH
OF FROZEN HOOKERS!Copy !req
46. ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVECopy !req
47. AN OFFICIAL FOREST
REOPENING CEREMONY,Copy !req
48. TO BE BROADCAST ON...Copy !req
49. LOCAL CABLE!Copy !req
50. OH, I'M HITTING THE BIG TIME.Copy !req
51. - BIG TIME?Copy !req
52. YOUR COLONOSCOPY
HAD MORE VIEWERS.Copy !req
53. - HEY, IT WAS LESS GROSS THAN
AN EPISODE OF GIRLS.Copy !req
54. - HEY, I LIKE GIRLS.Copy !req
55. WE KNOW!Copy !req
56. NOT TO MENTION,Copy !req
57. ONCE MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL
GIRLFRIEND SEES THIS,Copy !req
58. SHE'LL REGRET DUMPING ME
FOR THAT LOSER, JOE MONTANA.Copy !req
59. BESIDES, ETHEL, NOT ALL OF US
CAN GET ATTENTIONCopy !req
60. BY FLASHING THEIR SLOPPY BEAVER
AT A WEBCAM.Copy !req
61. - NO, I'VE HAD
ALL THOSE VIDEOS DELETED.Copy !req
62. - NOPE, FOUND ONE!
- I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF.Copy !req
63. MY SISTER DIED, OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
64. - OH, WE ARE PULLING OUT
ALL THE STOPS!Copy !req
65. TO CUT THE CEREMONIAL RIBBON,Copy !req
66. I'M EVEN FLYING IN
FLAMEY THE BEAR.Copy !req
67. - FLAMEY THE BEAR?
HE'S MY HERO!Copy !req
68. - REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED
TO HOOT-HOOT THE OWL?Copy !req
69. - I THINK HE RETIRED.Copy !req
70. - ANYWAY, I'VE FOLLOWED FLAMEY'S
WHOLE CAREER,Copy !req
71. AND WHEN I WAS SEVEN,
HE CAME TO THE OPENINGCopy !req
72. OF OUR LOCAL WINN-DIXIE
SUPERMARKET.Copy !req
73. I BROUGHT MY COPY OF HIS ALBUM
FOR HIM TO SIGN,Copy !req
74. "FLAMEY THE BEAR,
JAZZ IN YOUR FACE,"Copy !req
75. BUT I WAS TOO CHICKEN
TO ASK HIM.Copy !req
76. - WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
LITTLE BOY?Copy !req
77. - I POOPED MY PANTS.Copy !req
78. - ONLY YOU CAN GET
THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
79. - I NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH FLAMEY
WHILE HE'S HERECopy !req
80. AND MAKE SURE HE GETS
TO THE EVENT ON TIME.Copy !req
81. ANYBODY WANT TO VOLUNTEER?Copy !req
82. - OOH, OOH, OOH!
OOH, PICK ME!Copy !req
83. ME, ME, ME, ME!Copy !req
84. ANY NON-STEVES WANT
TO VOLUNTEER?Copy !req
85. HOW ABOUT YOU, DENZEL?
- NOPE.Copy !req
86. I'LL BE BUSY WINNING
THE 100 GRANDCopy !req
87. IN THE "ASS BLASTERS"
TOURNAMENT.Copy !req
88. - DON'T YOU MEAN
"BASS MASTERS" TOURNAMENT?Copy !req
89. - GOD DAMN IT!Copy !req
90. I'VE BEEN ASS BLAST TRAINING
FOR THREE MONTHS!Copy !req
91. I REALLY WANTED
TO WIN THAT $100,000,Copy !req
92. BUT I'M NOT A FISH.Copy !req
93. - IT'S FOR CATCHING
A FISH, IDIOT.Copy !req
94. AND FOR 100 GRAND,
I MIGHT ENTER.Copy !req
95. - OH, MALLOY,
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH!Copy !req
96. THAT'S SAD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE
A BEAR!Copy !req
97. - CAN'T CATCH NO FISH!Copy !req
98. - TOUCHE, WOODY.Copy !req
99. GOOD THING I DON'T TAKE INSULTS
LIKE THAT... PERSONALLY.Copy !req
100. - COME ON, WOODY!
LET ME TAKE CARE OF FLAMEY.Copy !req
101. I CAN DO THIS!
- ALL RIGHT, FINE, STEVE!Copy !req
102. BUT FLAMEY HAS
A VERY FULL ITINERARY.Copy !req
103. BUSY, BUSY!
SO DON'T SCREW IT UP!Copy !req
104. - DENZEL!
TIME FOR ASS BLASTER TRAINING!Copy !req
105. - I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS
FOR YOU, SENSEI.Copy !req
106. AIN'T NO SUCH THING
AS ASS BLASTING.Copy !req
107. - THEN WHAT HAVE I DEDICATED
MY LIFE TO?Copy !req
108. AAH!Copy !req
109. BANZAI!Copy !req
110. OH, GOD!Copy !req
111. - FLAMEY WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE,Copy !req
112. AND SO WILL THOSE TV CAMERAS.Copy !req
113. HOW DO I LOOK?Copy !req
114. - GOOD?Copy !req
115. - WHY'D YOU HESITATE?
WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
116. - NOTHING?Copy !req
117. - SEE, IT—IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE YOUCopy !req
118. WHEN YOU KEEP HESITATING
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
119. - I'M NOT... HESITATING.Copy !req
120. - JESUS, JUST TELL ME
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!Copy !req
121. - SERIOUSLY, YOUR LIPS
LOOK LIKE SHIT.Copy !req
122. - WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY LIPS?Copy !req
123. - YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM.Copy !req
124. THEY LOOK LIKE
TWO DRIED UP WORMS.Copy !req
125. - AH, I KNEW IT!
I'M UGLY!Copy !req
126. I HAVE SHRIVELED WORM LIPS!Copy !req
127. I CAN'T GO ON TV LIKE THIS!
NO, NO!Copy !req
128. - DON'T WORRY, WOODY.
IT'S NOTHING THATCopy !req
129. A MASSIVE AMOUNT
OF PLASTIC SURGERY CAN'T FIX.Copy !req
130. - MY MOUTH LOOKS LIKE
A GODDAMN CHICKEN SNATCH!Copy !req
131. - ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FIRES
IN FORESTS.Copy !req
132. IN THE ROYAL
SHAKESPEARE COMPANY,Copy !req
133. WE USED TO CALL THAT
A CATCHPHRASE.Copy !req
134. - WELCOME TO OUR HUMBLE PARK,
MR. FLAMEY.Copy !req
135. - NOTHING HUMBLE ABOUT IT,
OLD BOY.Copy !req
136. THIS IS MOTHER NATURE
IN ALL HER GLORY.Copy !req
137. WHY, THERE, THE MAJESTIC TREES,
A SPARROW OVER THERE,Copy !req
138. AND THERE IS A HILLBILLY NUDE
FROM THE WAIST DOWN,Copy !req
139. HIGH ON METHAMPHETAMINES,
EATING PAGES FROM THE BIBLE.Copy !req
140. - HEY, FLAMEY, LOVE YOUR WORK!Copy !req
141. - DELIGHTFUL.
- HI!Copy !req
142. MY NAME IS STEVE.
I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN.Copy !req
143. - FLATTERED, MY GOOD MAN,
FLATTERED.Copy !req
144. AND THIS MUST BE
YOUR LOVELY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
145. - SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
146. I MEAN, IF I DATED EVERYBODY
I MASTURBATED TO,Copy !req
147. I'D BE DATING YOU, FLAMEY.Copy !req
148. - I THINK I'M GOING
TO LIKE YOU, STEVEN.Copy !req
149. - REALLY?
I ACTUALLY MET YOUCopy !req
150. A LONG TIME AGO, AT THE OPENING
OF A WINN-DIXIE.Copy !req
151. - I DON'T RECALL.Copy !req
152. - I JUST WANTED YOU
TO SIGN THIS ALBUM.Copy !req
153. IS THERE ANY WAY
YOU COULD DO IT NOW?Copy !req
154. - MY APOLOGIES, STEVEN,
BUT MY BUSY SCHEDULECopy !req
155. ONLY ALLOWS ME
TO SIGN BREASTS.Copy !req
156. - WELL, I'VE GOT QUITE
THE PAIR OF—Copy !req
157. - WOMEN'S BREASTS.
- ISN'T HE GREAT?Copy !req
158. - JUST DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES
OFF HIM FOR A SECOND!Copy !req
159. IF HE'S NOT AT THAT OPENING,
IT'S YOUR ASS, STEVE!Copy !req
160. AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T LET HIM DRINK!Copy !req
161. - WHY NOT?Copy !req
162. - TRUST ME, DON'T!Copy !req
163. - SHOW ME TO YOUR CABIN
AT ONCE, STEVEN.Copy !req
164. IF I DON'T PINCH A LOAF SOON,Copy !req
165. IT'S GOING TO PINCH ME BACK!Copy !req
166. A FLAMEY THE BEAR TOILET.
VERY INTERESTING.Copy !req
167. I'VE NEVER SHIT
IN MY OWN MOUTH BEFORE.Copy !req
168. - THAT'S NOTHING!Copy !req
169. I'VE GOT "TRIVIAL PURSUIT:
FLAMEY EDITION,"Copy !req
170. AND YOUR AUTHORIZED SEX TAPE
WITH LIZA MINNELLI.Copy !req
171. - OH, LIZA!Copy !req
172. SHE HAD A CROTCH LIKE
A GIANT BOWL OF TARANTULAS.Copy !req
173. SPEAKING OF ALCOHOLICS,Copy !req
174. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HERE
TO DRINK, MY GOOD MAN?Copy !req
175. - UM, I'M SO SORRY,
BUT MY BOSS SAID—Copy !req
176. AND THIS IS CRAZY—Copy !req
177. HE SAID I COULDN'T
LET YOU DRINK.Copy !req
178. - THAT'S TOO BAD.Copy !req
179. I WAS HOPING WE COULD TOAST
TO OUR NEW FRIENDSHIP.Copy !req
180. - FRIENDSHIP? FRIENDS?
YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS?Copy !req
181. - OF COURSE WE ARE, MY BOY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
182. IF YOU PROMISE NOT
TO TELL ANYONE,Copy !req
183. I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING I WAS
SAVING FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.Copy !req
184. - TO OUR FRIENDSHIP!Copy !req
185. - TO OUR FRIENDSHIP!
UNH!Copy !req
186. - HEY, FLAMEY, I-I JUST
HAD A DREAM THAT YOU HIT MECopy !req
187. ON THE HEAD WITH—FLAMEY?Copy !req
188. OH, NO!
HE'S GONE!Copy !req
189. I'VE GOT TO FIND FLAMEY
OR WOODY WILL KILL ME!Copy !req
190. HELLO?Copy !req
191. - HOW'S IT GOING WITH FLAMEY?Copy !req
192. - GREAT, WOODY!
HE'S—HE'S RIGHT HERE WITH ME.Copy !req
193. UH, TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU!Copy !req
194. GOING TO THE LOO.Copy !req
195. AND THIS IS CNN.Copy !req
196. - OH, GOOD,
THAT'S DEFINITELY HIM.Copy !req
197. NOW LISTEN, HE MIGHT TRY
TO TRICK YOUCopy !req
198. INTO GIVING HIM A DRINK.Copy !req
199. DON'T BE STUPID ENOUGH
TO FALL FOR IT.Copy !req
200. - AH, HOW STUPID
DO YOU THINK I AM?Copy !req
201. - MM, I'D SAY SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN JAMES FRANCOCopy !req
202. AND THE LAST SHIT
JAMES FRANCO TOOK.Copy !req
203. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
BE HONEST.Copy !req
204. DO MY LIPS LOOK GOOD?
- NO.Copy !req
205. THEY LOOK AMAZING!Copy !req
206. WAY BETTER THAN JOE MONTANA'S.Copy !req
207. - WHOO!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
208. THIS PLASTIC SURGERY
WAS A GREAT IDEA, MALLOY.Copy !req
209. - YEAH, IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT—Copy !req
210. NEVER MIND.
- WHAT?Copy !req
211. - I JUST FEEL LIKE YOUR LIPS
ARE SO PERFECT NOW,Copy !req
212. IT MAKES YOUR EYES LOOK BAD
BY COMPARISON.Copy !req
213. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY EYES?Copy !req
214. I HATE TO DO THIS.
IT'S NITPICKING.Copy !req
215. THEY'RE JUST A TAD
TOO CLOSE TOGETHER.Copy !req
216. - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
217. MY GOD,
I'M A GODDAMN CYCLOPS!Copy !req
218. - THERE YOU ARE!Copy !req
219. THANK GOD.
- STEVEN, MY BOY!Copy !req
220. SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.Copy !req
221. GIVE US A KISS, LOVE.Copy !req
222. - I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE
TO GET BACK TO THE PARK.Copy !req
223. - MEET MY NEW FRIENDS!
GREAT CHAPS.Copy !req
224. SHIT-KICKER, EDDIE ONE-TOOTH,Copy !req
225. AND I BELIEVE THIS GENTLEMAN'S
NAME IS "SUPER RAPE."Copy !req
226. - DON'T BE FOOLED BY MY NAME.Copy !req
227. I'M JUST A REGULAR RAPIST.Copy !req
228. - NICE TO MEET YOU?Copy !req
229. - DRINKS ON MY OAFISH,
DULL-EYED FRIEND!Copy !req
230. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO EASY.Copy !req
231. DON'T YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY
APPEARANCE THIS AFTERNOON?Copy !req
232. - ALL TAKEN CARE OF!
I GOT A FRIEND TO FILL IN.Copy !req
233. STEVE, MY GOOD BOY, IT'S A BIT
LOUD AND RAUCOUS IN HERE.Copy !req
234. LET'S GO SOMEWHERE QUIET
WHERE WE CAN TALK.Copy !req
235. - FLAMEY, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF,Copy !req
236. BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK
TO THE—Copy !req
237. - MR. BEAR!Copy !req
238. IT IS AN HONOR TO HAVE SOMEONE
OF YOUR STATURECopy !req
239. IN MY HUMBLE TITTY BAR.Copy !req
240. HERE!
YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD?Copy !req
241. - NO, I'D RATHER FEEL GREAT!Copy !req
242. - JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
243. - YOUR FRIEND PUT THIS
IN MY G-STRING.Copy !req
244. - "STEVE OWES YOU $20"?Copy !req
245. - THERE'S MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM!Copy !req
246. - GIVE ME THOSE!Copy !req
247. WOW, DID WE HAVE FUN TONIGHT.Copy !req
248. NOW, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.Copy !req
249. - LOOK AT THIS, A TRICK
WINK MARTINDALE TAUGHT ME!Copy !req
250. - OH, OH!
- BEAUTIFUL FIRE!Copy !req
251. - BUT FLAMEY, I THOUGHT
YOU HATED FIRE!Copy !req
252. - DO I, STEVEN?
DO I?Copy !req
253. - HEY, WHAT THE—
WHAT THE?Copy !req
254. HEY!
AYE-YI-YI-YI-YI!Copy !req
255. - WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE!
- NONSENSE!Copy !req
256. THE NIGHT HAS JUST BEGUN,Copy !req
257. AND THE PILLS
ARE JUST KICKING IN!Copy !req
258. - WHAT?Copy !req
259. - OH,Copy !req
260. WELL, TOOK CARE
OF THAT EYE SITUATION!Copy !req
261. KIND OF GOT A LITTLE BLIND SPOT
FROM HERE TO HERE,Copy !req
262. BUT HEY, SMALL PRICE TO PAY
FOR GOOD LOOKS.Copy !req
263. - WHOA!
GOD DAMN, YOU DO LOOK GOOD!Copy !req
264. YOU'RE JUST ABOUT PERFECT,
WOODY.Copy !req
265. - "JUST ABOUT"?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "JUST ABOUT"?Copy !req
266. - WELL, IF I HAD GODLIKE LIPS
AND EYES,Copy !req
267. I WOULDN'T WANT THEM
COMPETING FOR REAL ESTATECopy !req
268. WITH MY OVERSIZED NOSE AND EARS.Copy !req
269. I'D TAKE THOSE IN
JUST A SMIDGE.Copy !req
270. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S G—
OH, OH!Copy !req
271. HEY, MALLOY, IF YOU'RE GONNA
PLAY WITH MY FROZEN HOOKERS,Copy !req
272. AT LEAST PUT 'EM BACK!Copy !req
273. - IT'S TOUCH AND GO.Copy !req
274. FOR 12 MINUTES,
HE WAS CLINICALLY DEAD.Copy !req
275. AND HE'S DEAD, AGAIN.Copy !req
276. AND NOW, HE'S BACK.Copy !req
277. - DO YOU THINK HE CAN MAKE IT TO
A FOREST OPENING AT 9:00 A.M.?Copy !req
278. - YES, OF COURSE, THAT IS,Copy !req
279. IF THE FOREST OPENING
IS IN HELL.Copy !req
280. WOODY, I'VE GOT
SOME REALLY BAD NEWS.Copy !req
281. - SECOND WIND!
- UH, I'M GAY.Copy !req
282. - COME ON, STEVEN,Copy !req
283. THE NIGHT IS YO—Copy !req
284. HOLD ON.Copy !req
285. SOME OF THESE PILLS
ARE STILL INTACT.Copy !req
286. ALLONS-Y, MON FRERE.Copy !req
287. - ALL RIGHT, WOODY.Copy !req
288. LET'S GET A LOOK
AT YOUR BRAND-NEW FACE.Copy !req
289. AND, VOILA!Copy !req
290. - HOLY CHRIST, MALLOY!
YOU WERE RIGHT!Copy !req
291. I AM A GODDAMN ADONIS!Copy !req
292. - OH, THANK GOD!Copy !req
293. FLAMEY, THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
294. WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?Copy !req
295. - WHEN I DIED, I SAW A LIGHT,Copy !req
296. AND IN THE LIGHT WAS
MY DEAD MOTHER, CALLING TO ME.Copy !req
297. AND THE WORDS
SHE CALLED OUT WERE...Copy !req
298. GO BUY SOME CRACK!Copy !req
299. - FLAMEY, DO NOT
DO ALL THAT CRACK!Copy !req
300. - IF YOU'RE THAT CONCERNED
ABOUT MY WELL-BEING,Copy !req
301. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMOKE HALF
OF THE CRACK FOR ME.Copy !req
302. - OH, MY GOD, I LOVE CRACK!Copy !req
303. - AND HE LOVES YOU BACK,
JUST AS I DO!Copy !req
304. - REALLY?
WILL YOU SIGN MY RECORD NOW?Copy !req
305. - I'LL GO YOU ONE BETTER!Copy !req
306. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO BED
YOUR RANGER GIRL!Copy !req
307. IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.Copy !req
308. FIRST YOU—
- HEY!Copy !req
309. YOU FAT, FURRY FOOK!Copy !req
310. AND YOU TOO, BEAR!Copy !req
311. - YOU STUCK ME WITH THE BAR TAB.Copy !req
312. - YOU BURNED DOWN MY CLUB!Copy !req
313. - YOUR CRAPPY INSURANCE
BARELY PAID YOUR DEDUCTIBLE.Copy !req
314. - AND YOU MAULED MY KIDS!Copy !req
315. - IN FAIRNESS,
THAT WASN'T FLAMEY.Copy !req
316. IT WAS A REAL BEAR
HE SENT TO YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req
317. - AH, OKAY.Copy !req
318. - STEVEN, OUR BACKS ARE AGAINST
THE WALL.Copy !req
319. BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
BETTER THANCopy !req
320. TO CROSS THE TWO MUSKETEERS!
ALL FOR ONE—Copy !req
321. - AND ONE FOR—FLAMEY?Copy !req
322. UH-OH.Copy !req
323. - OH, YEAH.Copy !req
324. OOH, OH, YEAH!
- OH!Copy !req
325. STEVEN, OLD CHAP.
HEY, OLD FELLOW, WELL MET!Copy !req
326. - FLAMEY?
ETHEL?Copy !req
327. - I TOLD YOU I'D SHOW YOU
HOW TO BED ETHEL.Copy !req
328. YOU DO IT LIKE THIS.
IN, OUT, IN, OUT...Copy !req
329. IN, OUT, IN, OUT!Copy !req
330. - YOU OKAY, STEVE?
- AM I OKAY?Copy !req
331. AM I OKAY?
NO!Copy !req
332. YOU JUST FLAMEY THE BEARCopy !req
333. ON MY FLAMEY THE BEAR SHEETS!Copy !req
334. - I DON'T GET WHY
YOU'RE SO UPSET, STEVE.Copy !req
335. HE TOLD ME YOU GAVE HIM
THE GREEN LIGHTCopy !req
336. SINCE YOU AND I
ARE JUST FRIENDS.Copy !req
337. - HE SAID THAT?
EXCUSE ME, ETHEL.Copy !req
338. I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME I HAD
A LITTLE TALK WITH MY IDOL.Copy !req
339. FLAMEY, WE HAVE TO TALK.Copy !req
340. - WE DO.
I BEHAVED HORRIBLY LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
341. AND I DEEPLY, TRULY APOLOGIZE.Copy !req
342. - OH. WELL, OKAY.
BUT, STILL—Copy !req
343. - WE BOTH KNOW
I CAN'T UNETHEL,Copy !req
344. BUT IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,Copy !req
345. I'D LIKE TO SIGN YOUR ALBUM!Copy !req
346. - THAT WOULD MEAN A LOT.Copy !req
347. - NOW, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,Copy !req
348. WE HAVE AN EVENT
TO GET TO BY 9:00 A.M.Copy !req
349. I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.Copy !req
350. - MY FLAMEY THE BEAR
VIBRATING FIRE FIST?Copy !req
351. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
FOR PUNCHING OUT FIRES!Copy !req
352. - IT'S ALSO GOOD FOR WRECKING
YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S VAGINA.Copy !req
353. - THE HAIRCUT LOOKS GREAT,
WOODY.Copy !req
354. AND AFTER YOU'VE HAD SOME SUN,
YOU WILL BE A TEN.Copy !req
355. - AL RIGHT,
YOU'RE SURE I HAVEN'T BEENCopy !req
356. IN THE SUN TOO LONG?Copy !req
357. - RELAX, WOODY.
IT'S CALLED A BASE TAN.Copy !req
358. - IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T REALLY
FEEL MY SKIN ANYMORE.Copy !req
359. - FINE!
I'LL PUT SOME SUNSCREEN ON YOU.Copy !req
360. MALLOY!Copy !req
361. I CAN'T MOVE MY ARMS OR LEGS!Copy !req
362. AH, WHAT THE HELL, MALLOY?Copy !req
363. AAH!Copy !req
364. - LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FISH!Copy !req
365. THAT SUMBITCH IS HUGE!Copy !req
366. - FISH FRY, MY PLACE,
7:00, BRING A SIDE.Copy !req
367. WE ARE GONNA NEED
A SHIT-LOAD OF TARTAR SAUCE.Copy !req
368. AND REMEMBER THE LOOK
ON THAT CHAP'S FACECopy !req
369. WHEN HE SAW THAT FLAMING URINE
COMING AT HIM?Copy !req
370. AND THEN WE SMOKED CRACK.Copy !req
371. DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET
SOME MORE CRACK, BY THE WAY?Copy !req
372. YOU'RE A CORKER, MY BOY.Copy !req
373. - NO, REALLY.
I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME MORE CRACK.Copy !req
374. OH, STEVEN.Copy !req
375. PULL OVER AT THIS STOP N' GEAUX.Copy !req
376. I'LL BUY US SOME BREAKFAST.Copy !req
377. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
OLD FRIEND.Copy !req
378. - "I HAD FUN
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
379. "SUCK MY DICK.Copy !req
380. FLAMEY THE BEAR"?Copy !req
381. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
382. ALL I'VE EVER DONE
IS LOVE YOU!Copy !req
383. AND YOU'RE NOTHING BUT
A WASHED UP, DRUNKEN ASSHOLE!Copy !req
384. YOU DON'T DESERVE
TO WEAR THIS SUIT.Copy !req
385. I HATE YOU!Copy !req
386. - I THINK I MAY
BE FEELING REGRETCopy !req
387. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
388. DOES REGRET FEEL LIKE NUMBNESS
IN YOUR LEFT ARM,Copy !req
389. AND THEN A CRUSHING CHEST PAIN?Copy !req
390. - NO, I THINK
THAT'S A HEART ATTACK.Copy !req
391. OH.Copy !req
392. STEVEN, I'M DYING, AGAIN.Copy !req
393. TAKE OFF MY BEAR HEAD,Copy !req
394. SO THAT I MIGHT LOOK ON YOU
WITH MY OWN EYES.Copy !req
395. I ACTUALLY DO REMEMBER
MEETING YOU AT THE WINN-DIXIE.Copy !req
396. YOU WERE A STOCKY LAD
WITH A MISSPELLED FLAMEY SHIRT.Copy !req
397. - YEAH, THAT WAS ME.Copy !req
398. - I REMEMBER, STEVEN, BECAUSE—
COME CLOSER.Copy !req
399. - YES?
TELL ME.Copy !req
400. - I REMEMBER BECAUSE I BANGED
YOUR MOTHERCopy !req
401. IN THE BACK
OF YOUR STATION WAGON.Copy !req
402. HER FACE WAS JAMMED
INTO YOUR BOOSTER SEAT.Copy !req
403. WHEN SHE CLIMAXED,Copy !req
404. SHE INHALED
THREE GOLDFISH CRACKERS.Copy !req
405. - IN WE GO.Copy !req
406. I THINK TWO FEET IS DEEP ENOUGH,Copy !req
407. ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.Copy !req
408. - STEVE, HOW'S FLAMEY?Copy !req
409. - HE'S DEAD... SET ON MAKING IT
A KILLER EVENT.Copy !req
410. - IF HE IS NOT HERE
IN FIVE MINUTES,Copy !req
411. YOU ARE FIRED!
DON'T MESS WITH ME, STEVE.Copy !req
412. I'VE HAD A REALLY HARD DAY.Copy !req
413. OW!Copy !req
414. - WE'RE HERE LIVE
FOR THE GRAND REOPENINGCopy !req
415. OF THE GENERAL SPARKY ARSON
MEMORIAL FOREST.Copy !req
416. WE'RE HERE WITH HEAD
PARK RANGER, WOODY JOHNSON.Copy !req
417. - HELLO, LOCAL TELEVISION LAND!Copy !req
418. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
419. - BOO!
OKAY, SANDY, I GET IT!Copy !req
420. I'M A MONSTER!
A MONSTER!Copy !req
421. - SO, THAT'S
YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
422. - GOOD MORNING, BRICKLEBERRY!Copy !req
423. GOD DAMN IT!Copy !req
424. EWW!
- GROSS.Copy !req
425. - YUCK.
- OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
426. - WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WONCopy !req
427. THAT ASS BLASTING COMPETITION,
DENZEL.Copy !req
428. - I KNEW IT WAS REAL!Copy !req
429. - HERE TO CUT
OUR CEREMONIAL RIBBON—Copy !req
430. SO PUT THOSE CIGARETTES OUT,
PEOPLE—Copy !req
431. THE ONE, THE ONLY,
FLAMEY THE BEAR!Copy !req
432. - MY NAME IS FLAMEY THE BEAR.Copy !req
433. - YOU WON'T GET AWAY
FROM US AGAIN, BEAR MAN!Copy !req
434. - UH-OH.Copy !req
435. AND AS SOME OF YOU
MAY HAVE SEEN,Copy !req
436. I CAN BE A HUGE ASSHOLE.Copy !req
437. BUT, I ALSO GAVE HOPE TO A KID
WHO NEEDED A HERO,Copy !req
438. NO MATTER HOW IMPERFECT
THAT HERO TURNED OUT TO BE.Copy !req
439. AND THAT'S WHY, DEEP DOWN,Copy !req
440. WE ALL STILL LOVE
FLAMEY THE BEAR.Copy !req
441. - THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
442. LET'S KILL HIM!Copy !req
443. - BOBBY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BIBLE?Copy !req
444. I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE,
AND I GOTTA TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL.Copy !req
445. - I'D GIVE IT BACK TO YOU,
BUT I CAN'T.Copy !req
446. I ATE THAT SON OF A BITCH.
UNH!Copy !req
447. HEY, THIS DEAD GUY TRIPPED ME!Copy !req
448. I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS.Copy !req
449. - WHOO, PHEW-EE.Copy !req
450. THIS DEAD FELLER SMELLS
LIKE ALCOHOL, BOBBY.Copy !req
451. WE REALLY NEED TO BE CAREFUL
NOT TO-Copy !req
452. - ALL RIGHT.
NOW, YOU DIE.Copy !req
453. AAH!Copy !req
454. OH, MY GOD!
FLAMEY!Copy !req
455. ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!Copy !req
456. - WHAT WOULD FLAMEY DO?
WHAT WOULD FLAMEY DO?Copy !req
457. I GOT IT!Copy !req
458. I LOVE CRACK!Copy !req
459. - AAH!Copy !req