1. Hey, Mr. White. It's me.Copy !req
2. I know you're probably
real busy with retirement...Copy !req
3. but I got some news I think
you should maybe know about.Copy !req
4. Me and Declan had some
differences of opinion...Copy !req
5. and it got a little...Copy !req
6. messy.Copy !req
7. It's all straightened out now...Copy !req
8. but just a heads-up, there's been
a kind of change in management.Copy !req
9. Anyway,
just thought you should know.Copy !req
10. Feel free to give me a call
if you want the details...Copy !req
11. but, you know, it's cool,
so whatever.Copy !req
12. Okay, then. Thanks. Bye.Copy !req
13. Right, so there I am,
I'm on top of the train...Copy !req
14. pumping the water in, he's watching
to make sure we put in...Copy !req
15. exactly what he'd calculated.Copy !req
16. We gotta be real precise because
water and methylene weigh different...Copy !req
17. and he figured it all out to,
like, milliliter.Copy !req
18. I'm up there with my hose...Copy !req
19. we're going as fast as we can.
We only got a few minutes.Copy !req
20. At the crossing, we got this guy
who's smooth-talking the engineer.Copy !req
21. And it's all just going great...Copy !req
22. until this other dude shows up
in this monster truck...Copy !req
23. so we're pretty much screwed,
because he can just push...Copy !req
24. the entire dump truck off the tracks,
which, you know, is what he does.Copy !req
25. Wait. What's your guy doing?Copy !req
26. - You can't stop him?
- Yeah, but what's he gonna say?Copy !req
27. "Thanks anyway, sir, but my friends
are still stealing cargo back there."Copy !req
28. So I'm looking all around,
because I know we're not done...Copy !req
29. but the gallons
are slowly ticking away.Copy !req
30. And finally Mr. White
tells me to cut it.Copy !req
31. So I fling the hose, I'm grabbing the cap,
I'm screwing in the bolts.Copy !req
32. Just, like, busting ass, you know?Copy !req
33. And then I feel the train start moving
and I'm—Copy !req
34. - You're...
- I'm on top.Copy !req
35. - Did you piss your pants?
- Yeah, right?Copy !req
36. So the thing starts speeding up,
so I jump off the moving train.Copy !req
37. Like, total stuntman stuff.Copy !req
38. It's like Hooper. You ever see Hooper?Copy !req
39. Oh, hey, man, Burt Reynolds.
Good movie.Copy !req
40. He jumped out of a helicopter,
not a train.Copy !req
41. Whatever, man. It's a good movie.Copy !req
42. This guy Jesse, he's underneath,
and the train just drives right over him.Copy !req
43. And luckily he's this skinny little guy.Copy !req
44. Damn. That's a tight operation.Copy !req
45. It was perfect.Copy !req
46. No one even knew they got robbed,
just like we planned.Copy !req
47. Mr. White told me it was, like,
the biggest train heist ever...Copy !req
48. like, potential money-wise.Copy !req
49. So that's how that happened.Copy !req
50. Can I get you anything else?Copy !req
51. Nope. Thanks, darling.Copy !req
52. I'm ready for the check.Copy !req
53. You feeling good about cooking?Copy !req
54. Yeah.Copy !req
55. You'll be able to run your own lab?Copy !req
56. - Do it up right?
- Yeah. For sure. I got this.Copy !req
57. All right.Copy !req
58. Let's make some money, then.
I gotta hit the head.Copy !req
59. Ever been on a plane
and find yourself...Copy !req
60. looking down at the armrest
next to you...Copy !req
61. looking at the little plug
where the ashtray used to go?Copy !req
62. I look at that and I say,
"What the hell happened to this country?"Copy !req
63. Nanny state.Copy !req
64. I see a kid with a bicycle helmet on...Copy !req
65. I wanna smack the shit out of him,
like, for his own good.Copy !req
66. Mr. Pinkman.Copy !req
67. How are you today?Copy !req
68. Not so good, huh?Copy !req
69. Of course, I might be able
to help you out.Copy !req
70. I wanna talk to you about
your partner, Heisenberg.Copy !req
71. See, I know he's my brother-in-law,
Walt.Copy !req
72. Oh, yeah. That's the look.Copy !req
73. Lucky for you,
I'm more interested in him.Copy !req
74. So I got an offer.Copy !req
75. If you help me out here...Copy !req
76. tell me all about you and him
and your little meth business...Copy !req
77. maybe I talk to my friends
at the A.P.D...Copy !req
78. and make all this go away.Copy !req
79. I know he's the mastermind here.Copy !req
80. Plus...Copy !req
81. I'm thinking,
based on your recent activities...Copy !req
82. that maybe there's a little trouble
in paradise?Copy !req
83. Maybe you guys aren't
getting along so good?Copy !req
84. I'm right, aren't I?Copy !req
85. Eat me.Copy !req
86. Sure that's how you want to play this?Copy !req
87. Why don't you try and beat it
out of me?Copy !req
88. That's your thing, right?Copy !req
89. He really did a number on you,
didn't he?Copy !req
90. I don't know...Copy !req
91. but happy people
usually don't go around...Copy !req
92. throwing millions of dollars away.Copy !req
93. I don't think...Copy !req
94. Walt's gonna be patting you
on the back for that.Copy !req
95. But maybe that's the point.Copy !req
96. But, you see, I get that.Copy !req
97. My own brother-in-law...Copy !req
98. lying to me for over a year.Copy !req
99. Using me.Copy !req
100. Maybe you understand that feeling.Copy !req
101. Help me out here, Jesse...Copy !req
102. and we can put him away.Copy !req
103. I know you want that.Copy !req
104. I think you wanna talk.Copy !req
105. Not to you.Copy !req
106. Agent Schrader,
beat any good suspects lately?Copy !req
107. Tall and taller, ask him
about his history with my client.Copy !req
108. He knocked the poor kid unconscious
last time they were alone.Copy !req
109. So, what'll it be,
a civil rights lawsuit the size of Montana?Copy !req
110. Because I'll oblige you.Copy !req
111. So long, Rocky. Keep your left up.Copy !req
112. Detectives, I'm inviting you to leave.Copy !req
113. I'm gonna try to remain calm...Copy !req
114. but will you do me a favor
and tell me what is up with you?Copy !req
115. My guys are busting their asses...Copy !req
116. trying to hide Walt's money
from the feds...Copy !req
117. and you're tossing yours
out a window?Copy !req
118. And I have to hear about your little act
of philanthropy on the news?Copy !req
119. Did you hit your head
or something?Copy !req
120. Why didn't you call me
the second you got arrested?Copy !req
121. What did you say to Schrader?Copy !req
122. Nothing. Jesus. Just chill out.Copy !req
123. Chill out? No.
No, I don't chill out right now...Copy !req
124. because things have gone nuclear.Copy !req
125. I imagine Schrader shared
with you his recent discovery.Copy !req
126. Okay, well, then you get
my complete lack of chill.Copy !req
127. Just use the money that I gave you.Copy !req
128. No, Saul. Saul, I—Copy !req
129. Stop— Saul. Stop talking. I don't care.Copy !req
130. Just— Just make it happen.
Work your magic.Copy !req
131. And call me when he's out.Copy !req
132. Hey, Dad, I'm home.Copy !req
133. Oh, okay. I'll be right out.Copy !req
134. Hey, you going to work today?
You were out late last night.Copy !req
135. I— Well, I...Copy !req
136. Yeah, I guess I just lost track of time.Copy !req
137. Dad.Copy !req
138. I'm gonna head out, okay?Copy !req
139. - Where you going?
- Aunt Marie just called.Copy !req
140. She wants me to help her
with some computer thing...Copy !req
141. and asked me to stay for dinner.Copy !req
142. That cool?Copy !req
143. - I guess that—
- Cool. All right, see you later.Copy !req
144. Wait, son?Copy !req
145. - Junior. Hang on a second.
- Yeah?Copy !req
146. - Oh, good. Come on back inside.
- What happened?Copy !req
147. Oh, this? Nothing.
No, I'm fine. It's fine.Copy !req
148. Really. I do wanna talk to you, though.Copy !req
149. Okay. Are you okay?Copy !req
150. Yeah. Here. Sit down a second.Copy !req
151. I just don't wanna keep things
from you, okay?Copy !req
152. I mean, you deserve to know
what's happening.Copy !req
153. Yesterday, I passed out.Copy !req
154. Briefly. Very, very briefly.Copy !req
155. And I did this.Copy !req
156. Why did you pass out?Copy !req
157. Well, my latest scans...Copy !req
158. show a little shadow on my lung.Copy !req
159. But my doctor put me right on
a new round of chemo...Copy !req
160. which is why I've been so tired lately.Copy !req
161. But I was pushing myself too hard.Copy !req
162. I know it.
I just don't want you to worry.Copy !req
163. I learned my lesson.Copy !req
164. Well, what's the...?Copy !req
165. What now?Copy !req
166. What now is that we go on,
like always. Right?Copy !req
167. Hey, don't worry about this, okay?Copy !req
168. I know that's hard,
but I beat this once.Copy !req
169. There's no reason to think
I won't again.Copy !req
170. And my doctor says I'm doing great.Copy !req
171. I'm responding really well
to the treatment.Copy !req
172. And I'm...Copy !req
173. I'm feeling very—
Very good about this, all right?Copy !req
174. And what would really help me out...Copy !req
175. is if we all stayed positive.Copy !req
176. Can we do that?Copy !req
177. Yeah?Copy !req
178. Okay.Copy !req
179. So why don't you go
and help your Aunt Marie...Copy !req
180. - ... and we'll talk about this later.
- No. No. No way.Copy !req
181. I'm staying. I'm not leaving.Copy !req
182. - Flynn is not with you, is he?
- No.Copy !req
183. No. Why would he be?Copy !req
184. How'd it go?Copy !req
185. That bad, huh?Copy !req
186. How bad are we talking, Hank?Copy !req
187. I didn't tell them.Copy !req
188. Why not?Copy !req
189. - It's just not time yet.
- No, it's past time.Copy !req
190. Way past time. We talked about this.Copy !req
191. You've got to tell them now.
It's gonna be worse...Copy !req
192. if they find out that
you've kept this from them.Copy !req
193. Look, it's just I've got some things
I gotta chase down.Copy !req
194. What? What things?Copy !req
195. - Leads, you know.
- What leads? What? Something new?Copy !req
196. I'm not keeping anything
from anybody, Marie, okay? Jesus.Copy !req
197. Don't tell me how to do my job.Copy !req
198. Walt.Copy !req
199. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
200. It's the only way.Copy !req
201. Okay.Copy !req
202. I'm ready.Copy !req
203. My name is Walter Hartwell White.Copy !req
204. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane...Copy !req
205. Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.Copy !req
206. This is my confession.Copy !req
207. They're here.Copy !req
208. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
209. Okay, I'll start.Copy !req
210. - Skyler and I—
- Welcome to Garduño's.Copy !req
211. My name is Trent.
I'll be taking care of you.Copy !req
212. Can I start anybody off
with some beverages?Copy !req
213. Margarita? How about some
of our tableside guacamole?Copy !req
214. I think we're fine.
We need some time with the menu.Copy !req
215. No worries.
Be right back with some water.Copy !req
216. So you here to confess?Copy !req
217. There's nothing to confess.Copy !req
218. We're here to talk about Walter, Jr.Copy !req
219. Flynn and Holly should be living
with us. End of story.Copy !req
220. And while we respect your opinion...Copy !req
221. we think that your concern
is misplaced.Copy !req
222. Skyler and I feel,
due to Marie's attempt...Copy !req
223. - ... to lure him to your house—
- I wasn't trying to lure him.Copy !req
224. Regardless of what you might call it...Copy !req
225. Skyler and I would like to ask you...Copy !req
226. to please leave
our children out of this.Copy !req
227. Junior has been through
a lot already this year.Copy !req
228. You are just...Copy !req
229. This investigation, Hank...Copy !req
230. do you realize
what this will do to him?Copy !req
231. Hearing these things?Copy !req
232. He's gonna hear it when I kick in
your front door and arrest you.Copy !req
233. If that day ever comes, so be it.Copy !req
234. You have no evidence
to support your claims.Copy !req
235. Why tear this family apart?Copy !req
236. So how about that guacamole?Copy !req
237. We make it right here at the table.Copy !req
238. I'll just give you guys
a few more minutes.Copy !req
239. How can you sit there
and listen to this?Copy !req
240. All we want is for those kids
to be safe.Copy !req
241. You're putting them in danger,
keeping them under the same roof—Copy !req
242. They are safe, Marie.Copy !req
243. - You yourself sent them out of the house.
- And I brought them back.Copy !req
244. Look, whatever you think he did...Copy !req
245. this is not an ongoing situation.Copy !req
246. - Skyler.
- No.Copy !req
247. They need to understand.
It's in the past.Copy !req
248. It's over.
There is nothing to go after here.Copy !req
249. - There's nothing to accomplish.
- How can we believe anything you say?Copy !req
250. There's no telling
where the lies begin and end.Copy !req
251. That affair of yours,
did that even happen?Copy !req
252. Please. Look, Junior just found out
that my cancer is back.Copy !req
253. He's already facing the idea
of living without his father.Copy !req
254. To put this on top of that?Copy !req
255. It's just not right.Copy !req
256. I swear to God,
you start throwing the word "right" at me—Copy !req
257. - What I mean—
- Was it right to run a drug empire?Copy !req
258. There is no drug empire.Copy !req
259. Lying to your son,
to all of us, is that right?Copy !req
260. What do I have to do
to make you believe me?Copy !req
261. Why don't you kill yourself, Walt?Copy !req
262. - What?
- Just kill yourself.Copy !req
263. This whole thing dies with you.
That's what you're saying here?Copy !req
264. Is that Hank should just let it go
and wait for you to die.Copy !req
265. Well, maybe you should just
go ahead and die, then.Copy !req
266. - That is not a solution.
- No, it's not a solution.Copy !req
267. - He's not getting off that easy.
- Jesus, Hank.Copy !req
268. And the same goes for you
if you stick with him.Copy !req
269. Both of you think you're just gonna
walk away from this thing?Copy !req
270. Never gonna happen.Copy !req
271. - That is not what we're saying.
- Enough with the bullshit.Copy !req
272. You're not gonna negotiate
your way out of this thing.Copy !req
273. There's only one solution: Step up,
be a man and admit what you've done.Copy !req
274. That's it. There is no other option.Copy !req
275. Let's go.Copy !req
276. My name is Walter Hartwell White.Copy !req
277. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane...Copy !req
278. Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.Copy !req
279. This is my confession.Copy !req
280. If you're watching this tape...Copy !req
281. I'm probably dead...Copy !req
282. murdered by my brother-in-law,
Hank Schrader.Copy !req
283. Hank has been building
a meth empire...Copy !req
284. for over a year now
and using me as his chemist.Copy !req
285. Shortly after my 50th birthday...Copy !req
286. he asked that I use
my chemistry knowledge...Copy !req
287. to cook methamphetamine,
which he would then sell...Copy !req
288. using connections that he made
through his career with the DEA.Copy !req
289. I was astounded.Copy !req
290. I... I always thought Hank
was a very moral man...Copy !req
291. and I was particularly
vulnerable at the time...Copy !req
292. something he knew
and took advantage of.Copy !req
293. I was reeling
from a cancer diagnosis...Copy !req
294. that was poised
to bankrupt my family.Copy !req
295. Hank took me on a ride-along
and showed me just how much money...Copy !req
296. even a small meth operation
could make.Copy !req
297. And I was weak.Copy !req
298. I didn't want my family
to go into financial ruin...Copy !req
299. so I agreed.Copy !req
300. Hank had a partner, a businessman
named Gustavo Fring.Copy !req
301. Hank sold me into servitude
to this man...Copy !req
302. and when I tried to quit,
Fring threatened my family.Copy !req
303. I didn't know where to turn.Copy !req
304. Eventually, Hank and Fring
had a falling out...Copy !req
305. and things escalated.Copy !req
306. Fring was able to arrange...Copy !req
307. I guess—
I guess you call it a hit on Hank.Copy !req
308. It failed,
but Hank was seriously injured...Copy !req
309. and I wound up
paying his medical bills...Copy !req
310. which amounted
to a little over $177,000.Copy !req
311. Upon recovery,
Hank was bent on revenge.Copy !req
312. Working with a man
named Hector Salamanca...Copy !req
313. he plotted to kill Fring.Copy !req
314. The bomb that he used
was built by me.Copy !req
315. He gave me no option in that.Copy !req
316. I have often contemplated suicide...Copy !req
317. but I'm a coward.Copy !req
318. I wanted to go to the police...Copy !req
319. but I was frightened.Copy !req
320. Hank had risen to become the head
of the Albuquerque DEA.Copy !req
321. To keep me in line,
he took my children.Copy !req
322. For three months he kept them.Copy !req
323. My wife had no idea
of my criminal activities...Copy !req
324. was horrified to learn
what I had done.Copy !req
325. I was in hell.Copy !req
326. I hated myself for what
I had brought upon my family.Copy !req
327. Recently, I tried once again to quit...Copy !req
328. and in response, he gave me this.Copy !req
329. I can't take this anymore.Copy !req
330. I live in fear every day
that Hank will kill me...Copy !req
331. or worse, hurt my family.Copy !req
332. All I could think to do
was to make this video...Copy !req
333. and hope that the world
will finally see this man...Copy !req
334. for what he really is.Copy !req
335. Who do you think he's shown this to?Copy !req
336. No one. It's a threat.Copy !req
337. It's what he will do if I don't back off.Copy !req
338. I think you should show this to Ramey.Copy !req
339. Just get ahead of it.Copy !req
340. That video is a bunch of lies, Hank.
Anybody who knows you will know.Copy !req
341. A hundred and seventy-seven
thousand dollars?Copy !req
342. Hell is he talking about?Copy !req
343. Marie?Copy !req
344. They told me it was gambling money.Copy !req
345. What was gambling money?Copy !req
346. Oh, Jesus Christ, Marie.Copy !req
347. - Oh, God, no.
- How was I supposed to know?Copy !req
348. How was I to know
where it came from?Copy !req
349. Why were they paying for my bills?
What about my insurance?Copy !req
350. Insurance wouldn't have covered
the treatment you needed, and I...Copy !req
351. - I wanted the best for you.
- Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
352. Because I knew that
you would refuse it...Copy !req
353. and without it, you may never
have been able to walk again.Copy !req
354. Oh, Christ, Marie.Copy !req
355. You killed me here.Copy !req
356. I mean, it's the— It's the last nail.Copy !req
357. That's the last nail in the coffin.Copy !req
358. What do we do?Copy !req
359. If I were you, I'd be more nervous.Copy !req
360. Jesus.Copy !req
361. It's always the desert.Copy !req
362. I already checked it.Copy !req
363. It's clean.
I wouldn't have driven it here if it wasn't.Copy !req
364. Get one of these, by the way.Copy !req
365. Reads radio signals. Much easier.Copy !req
366. What does he know?Copy !req
367. I mean, he knows you're Heisenberg.Copy !req
368. But I figure not much else...Copy !req
369. otherwise, you know,
you'd be locked up.Copy !req
370. What did he say exactly?Copy !req
371. He wants me to inform on you
for him.Copy !req
372. Tell him everything we did.Copy !req
373. Anything else?Copy !req
374. I don't think he's told
the rest of the DEA.Copy !req
375. Why do you say that?Copy !req
376. Just him being there all by himself...Copy !req
377. and, plus,
he was acting kind of shady.Copy !req
378. Seemed like he didn't
want the other cops...Copy !req
379. hearing what he had to say.Copy !req
380. Are we gonna talk about the rain of caca
the kid brought down upon us?Copy !req
381. Want to hazard a guess
what his little charity drive cost you?Copy !req
382. Why don't you go take a walk, Saul?Copy !req
383. Jesse, will you let me help you?Copy !req
384. I don't like to see you hurting like this.Copy !req
385. Maybe it's time for a change.Copy !req
386. What kind of change?Copy !req
387. I don't know.Copy !req
388. I don't know, maybe...Copy !req
389. Maybe it's time for you to just...Copy !req
390. leave all of this behind.Copy !req
391. Just get out of town.Copy !req
392. Don't look back.Copy !req
393. Saul knows a man.Copy !req
394. He specializes in giving people
new identities.Copy !req
395. He would move you someplace
far away...Copy !req
396. and set you up
with a whole new life.Copy !req
397. Yeah, I know,
sounds a little extreme.Copy !req
398. But maybe it's exactly
what you need.Copy !req
399. You know, I really think
that would be good for you.Copy !req
400. A clean slate.Copy !req
401. All right, just think about it.Copy !req
402. You get a job, something legitimate,
something you like.Copy !req
403. Meet a girl, start a family, even.Copy !req
404. Hell, you're still so damn young.Copy !req
405. And what's here for you now anyway?Copy !req
406. I tell you, if I could, I'd trade places.Copy !req
407. A whole lifetime ahead of you...Copy !req
408. with a chance to hit
the reset button.Copy !req
409. In a few years...Copy !req
410. this might all feel like nothing more
than a bad dream.Copy !req
411. Would you just, for once...Copy !req
412. stop working me?Copy !req
413. What are you talking about?Copy !req
414. Can you just stop working me for, like,
10 seconds straight?Copy !req
415. Stop jerking me around?Copy !req
416. Jesse, I am not working you.Copy !req
417. Yes. Yes, you are.Copy !req
418. All right, just drop the whole
concerned-dad thing...Copy !req
419. and tell me the truth.Copy !req
420. I mean, you're acting like...Copy !req
421. me leaving town is all about me...Copy !req
422. and turning over a new leaf,
but it's really— It's really about you.Copy !req
423. I mean, you need me gone...Copy !req
424. because your dickhead brother-in-law
is never gonna let up.Copy !req
425. Just say so.Copy !req
426. Just ask me for a favor.Copy !req
427. Just tell me you don't give a shit
about me...Copy !req
428. and it's either this...Copy !req
429. It's either this or you'll kill me
the same way you killed Mike.Copy !req
430. I mean, isn't that
what this is all about?Copy !req
431. Us meeting way the hell out here.Copy !req
432. In case I say no.Copy !req
433. Come on.Copy !req
434. Just tell me you need this.Copy !req
435. Your change.Copy !req
436. If you'll hand this
to your car wash professional...Copy !req
437. and have an A-1 day.Copy !req
438. Skyler?Copy !req
439. Skyler, I've got my chemo
in about 45 minutes.Copy !req
440. Can you take over the register for me?Copy !req
441. Skyler?Copy !req
442. It worked...Copy !req
443. and we're fine.Copy !req
444. Okay?Copy !req
445. We're fine.Copy !req
446. So Palmer and Castanares...Copy !req
447. are sitting on that jerkoff
Saul Goodman's office...Copy !req
448. - ... keeping an eye on Jesse Pinkman.
- Yeah, I put them on it.Copy !req
449. You wanna explain that to me?Copy !req
450. Yeah. Right.Copy !req
451. Why the hell should I know anything?
They're just my guys, after all.Copy !req
452. You gotta tell me what's going on.
Pinkman is A.P.D.'s problem, not ours.Copy !req
453. You got a history with this kid.Copy !req
454. If he catches wind
that you're trailing him...Copy !req
455. and this explodes, he could sue.Copy !req
456. Look, if I can't explain this to Ramey,
I gotta pull my guys.Copy !req
457. Fine. Take them off.Copy !req
458. I said, take them off.
What else you want?Copy !req
459. I'm going out for a while.Copy !req
460. You have that 3:00.Copy !req
461. Will you be back?Copy !req
462. You know what, it's gonna have
to be another day. Reschedule it.Copy !req
463. Last chance. You sure there's nobody
you wanna say bye to?Copy !req
464. Nobody at all?Copy !req
465. No.Copy !req
466. This is it. Once I make the call,
there's no take-backs.Copy !req
467. I need a new dust filter...Copy !req
468. for my Hoover Max Extract
Pressure Pro, model 60.Copy !req
469. Can you help me with that?Copy !req
470. Yeah, pickup.Copy !req
471. He's hot. Not "hot" hot,
just a little hot.Copy !req
472. Currently out on bail.Copy !req
473. Yeah, he knows the rules.Copy !req
474. One hour. Okay, he'll be there.Copy !req
475. And done.Copy !req
476. Okay, this guy's fee is 125.Copy !req
477. Your benefactor...Copy !req
478. asked me to send you out
with something extra.Copy !req
479. Get you started, you know?Copy !req
480. Keep you sitting pretty...Copy !req
481. until you get into the groove
of your new life.Copy !req
482. Provided, of course, you don't
toss it out the window on the way.Copy !req
483. Seriously, this is the last of it...Copy !req
484. so you might wanna think
about making a budget.Copy !req
485. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
486. You can't fire up a doob in here.
Put that out.Copy !req
487. I mean it. Put it out.Copy !req
488. Look, Mr. Natural, I'm not
gonna let you sabotage this thing.Copy !req
489. This guy is not gonna take you
if you show up high...Copy !req
490. so stop screwing around,
or it's both our asses.Copy !req
491. Right. Well, that's a start.
Now, give with the dope.Copy !req
492. Christ.Copy !req
493. Some people are immune
to good advice.Copy !req
494. I'm gonna get a bag for this cash.Copy !req
495. Don't even think
about lighting up again.Copy !req
496. Francesca, we got any bags?Copy !req
497. For money. Money-sized bags.Copy !req
498. Huell will drop you
at the pickup spot...Copy !req
499. then he's gonna get
the hell out of there.Copy !req
500. You got that?Copy !req
501. Guy won't pick up the kid
if he's got company.Copy !req
502. You got a phone?Copy !req
503. Cops took it.Copy !req
504. All right,
in case something goes wrong...Copy !req
505. guy doesn't show, whatever,
you give me a call.Copy !req
506. Seriously? Hello Kitty?Copy !req
507. Seriously, it's free.Copy !req
508. We got a beggars-choosers situation here,
so stop busting my balls.Copy !req
509. Corner of Juan Tabo and Osuna.Copy !req
510. You, you're gonna sit and wait.
This guy's punctual with a capital P.Copy !req
511. Okay? So don't move.
Don't get up and get an ice cream.Copy !req
512. Just stay put like a good boy.
He'll pick you up, you pay him.Copy !req
513. He'll take your ID,
he'll give you a new one.Copy !req
514. Goodbye, Jesse Pinkman.
Hello, Mr. Credit to Society.Copy !req
515. So do I get to pick where I go?Copy !req
516. Well, it's your life.
I imagine you get a say.Copy !req
517. Want a suggestion?
How about Florida?Copy !req
518. You get a tan,
meet the Swedish bikini team...Copy !req
519. you know,
swim with the dolphins.Copy !req
520. What about Alaska?Copy !req
521. Alaska. Okay, well,
that's a different vibe.Copy !req
522. I never figured you
for a moose lover...Copy !req
523. - ... but whatever floats your boat.
- Alaska.Copy !req
524. Alaska's good.Copy !req
525. Anywhere you can get
a fresh start is gonna be good.Copy !req
526. You ready?Copy !req
527. Yeah.Copy !req
528. Take care, Jesse.Copy !req
529. All right.Copy !req
530. Excuse me.Copy !req
531. Hey, man, you can't go in there!Copy !req
532. He a no-show? Why didn't you call?Copy !req
533. Why didn't you—?Copy !req
534. Stop!Copy !req
535. Code red!Copy !req
536. - Huell!
- No! Hey!Copy !req
537. - Hey!
- Get in here!Copy !req
538. Back off!Copy !req
539. You, stay where you are.Copy !req
540. What? I don't know what happened here.
What did I do?Copy !req
541. You stole it off me.Copy !req
542. You and him, you took it
out of my pocket, didn't you?Copy !req
543. Calm down. Yes.
Okay. I had Huell lift your dope.Copy !req
544. I told you I couldn't risk
the guy not taking you.Copy !req
545. No! Before. The cigarette.Copy !req
546. You stole the cigarette.Copy !req
547. - What?
- The ricin cigarette!Copy !req
548. You had him steal it off of me!Copy !req
549. And all for that asshole Mr. White!Copy !req
550. He poisoned Brock!Copy !req
551. He poisoned Brock, and you—
You helped him!Copy !req
552. - Okay, Jesse, calm down.
- Say it again!Copy !req
553. Tell me one more time
to calm down! Come on!Copy !req
554. I'm sorry. Yes. Okay.Copy !req
555. I had Huell lift your cigarette,
but Walt made me.Copy !req
556. He told me he was helping you,
he was saving you.Copy !req
557. I never would've agreed to it
if I'd known what he was gonna do.Copy !req
558. Jesse, you gotta believe me.
I didn't want any of this!Copy !req
559. Back up!Copy !req
560. Getoffme!
What do I pay you for?Copy !req
561. Hey, it's me. We got a big problem.Copy !req
562. —eighteen, 19 and 20.Copy !req
563. Actually, you gave me a 5, not a 1.Copy !req
564. Oh, I— I did. I'm— I'm so sorry.Copy !req
565. Here you go.Copy !req
566. Thank you for your honesty.Copy !req
567. Oh, and please give this
to your car wash professional.Copy !req
568. Have an A-1 day.Copy !req
569. God.Copy !req
570. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
571. - What's going on?
- Not much.Copy !req
572. - Yeah? Nothing?
- Nope. Things are fine.Copy !req
573. - Good.
- Why?Copy !req
574. Oh, no reason.Copy !req
575. You know what I found the other day...Copy !req
576. is that the— The—
The latch on the soda machine wasn't...Copy !req
577. latching.Copy !req
578. It's— It's catching every time
that I stock that darn thing.Copy !req
579. So I thought I'd check it out.Copy !req
580. Great.Copy !req
581. Thank you.Copy !req
582. Exact change.
I like that. Thank you very much.Copy !req
583. Okay.Copy !req
584. And...Copy !req
585. please give this
to your car-care professional...Copy !req
586. - ... and have an A-1 day. Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
587. I just remembered
they gave me a prescription...Copy !req
588. to go pick up, so...
I forgot.Copy !req
589. I'm gonna go head on over
to the drugstore, okay?Copy !req
590. - Yeah, okay.
- All right.Copy !req