1. Here you go.Copy !req
2. What happened there?Copy !req
3. - It's my birthday.
- Yeah? Well, happy birthday.Copy !req
4. Birthday meals are free at Denny's.
All you gotta show is a valid ID.Copy !req
5. I'm good. Thanks.Copy !req
6. Really? Free meal. Free is good.Copy !req
7. Even if I was, like, rich,
free is always good.Copy !req
8. Thank you.Copy !req
9. Okay.Copy !req
10. New Hampshire.
You're a long way from home.Copy !req
11. How long a drive is that?Copy !req
12. About 30 hours,
if all you stop for is gas.Copy !req
13. You headed to California?Copy !req
14. No. Here.Copy !req
15. Okay.Copy !req
16. So, what's here?Copy !req
17. Business.Copy !req
18. You know, I was in Boston once. Boston
and a little town called Swampscott...Copy !req
19. which is right outside of Boston.Copy !req
20. That's kind of near
New Hampshire, right?Copy !req
21. Yeah. More or less.Copy !req
22. Yeah, I was maybe 6,
so I don't really remember it.Copy !req
23. I want to say I liked it.
They got this really big aquarium.Copy !req
24. Yeah. Great science museum there.Copy !req
25. Excuse me.Copy !req
26. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
27. My name's Lucy. I'll be your server.Copy !req
28. I got your word this won't wind up
crossing the border?Copy !req
29. It's never leaving town.Copy !req
30. Is there a manual? Instruction manual?Copy !req
31. I pulled something off the lnternet.Copy !req
32. It's in there.Copy !req
33. Well...Copy !req
34. good luck, I guess.Copy !req
35. Happy birthday, Mr. Lambert.Copy !req
36. Jesus, Walt, the news here...
Gus Fring is dead.Copy !req
37. He was blown up along with some person
from some Mexican cartel...Copy !req
38. and the DEA has no idea
what to make of it.Copy !req
39. Do you know about this?Copy !req
40. Walt?Copy !req
41. Walt, I need you to—Copy !req
42. It's over. We're safe.Copy !req
43. Was this you?Copy !req
44. What happened?Copy !req
45. I won.Copy !req
46. Oh, God.Copy !req
47. Dad.Copy !req
48. - Dad.
- Hey.Copy !req
49. Hey.Copy !req
50. Serious— You don't have the TV on?
Seriously?Copy !req
51. No, sorry, I...Copy !req
52. You didn't tell him about Mr. Fring?Copy !req
53. - He knows.
- Welcome home.Copy !req
54. Jesus, Dad, it's all they're talking about.Copy !req
55. They haven't said it on TV yet...Copy !req
56. but Uncle Hank says he was
this major, major drug dealer.Copy !req
57. I mean, like, holy shit.Copy !req
58. Your uncle is safe, right?
How do they know that?Copy !req
59. Uncle Hank was
after this guy all along.Copy !req
60. He didn't tell us, but he was.Copy !req
61. He even took me
to his restaurant one time...Copy !req
62. just, like, totally toying
with the guy...Copy !req
63. just like, "I got my eye on you."
Like that.Copy !req
64. They figure Mr. Fring was the one
who put the hit out on Uncle Hank.Copy !req
65. Just somebody got to him first.Copy !req
66. Yeah, wow.Copy !req
67. Aunt Marie's still pretty freaked.Copy !req
68. She didn't want us to leave,
but Mom figured it was time.Copy !req
69. There's still some agents over there,
but they figure it's over.Copy !req
70. Like, when this hits the news...Copy !req
71. Uncle Hank is gonna be a hero.Copy !req
72. - Yeah.
- I mean, even more so than before.Copy !req
73. Seriously.Copy !req
74. See— See if it's on TV.Copy !req
75. Yeah, yeah, I want to.Copy !req
76. Just give me a couple minutes, huh?Copy !req
77. —around the 24-yard-line.
They break huddle—Copy !req
78. Hi.Copy !req
79. Hi.Copy !req
80. Hi, sweet pea.Copy !req
81. Oh, Daddy missed you so much.Copy !req
82. Yes, he did.Copy !req
83. I know.Copy !req
84. I missed you too.Copy !req
85. Well, don't you think
I rate a "hello," at least?Copy !req
86. Hello.Copy !req
87. Hello to you too.Copy !req
88. So are you gonna talk to me here?Copy !req
89. Are you gonna...Copy !req
90. You gonna show some kind of...Copy !req
91. I don't know, some kind of mild relief
that I'm alive?Copy !req
92. I am relieved, Walt.Copy !req
93. And scared.Copy !req
94. Scared?Copy !req
95. Scared of what?Copy !req
96. You.Copy !req
97. Hey.Copy !req
98. Hi.Copy !req
99. Oh, shit.Copy !req
100. Jesus, just say it already.Copy !req
101. Tell me "l told you so."
Get it out of your system...Copy !req
102. before you need, like,
dialysis or something.Copy !req
103. It's exactly like Boetticher's drawings.Copy !req
104. Where were the two bodies?Copy !req
105. Over by the freight elevator.
Over there.Copy !req
106. - No idea who they were?
- No, not much left.Copy !req
107. Apparently the teeth do this popcorn
thing when they get too hot...Copy !req
108. so they tell me.Copy !req
109. Whoever torched it did it up right.Copy !req
110. Fring, you magnificent bastard.Copy !req
111. What do you figure that was?Copy !req
112. I don't know,
some kind of lab equipment?Copy !req
113. Maybe a camera?Copy !req
114. Come on. Come on, you, be nice.
Be nice.Copy !req
115. Come on. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
116. You be nice. Just be nice.Copy !req
117. Let Wendell in there.Copy !req
118. If Wendell doesn't eat, nobody eats.Copy !req
119. Yeah.Copy !req
120. It's Gustavo.Copy !req
121. He's dead.Copy !req
122. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
123. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
124. - Hold up! Hold up!
- Get out of my way, kid.Copy !req
125. - Wait a minute, all right? Let him talk.
- I am done listening to this asshole talk.Copy !req
126. Now get out of my way.Copy !req
127. He's got something you need to hear,
all right?Copy !req
128. What'd you do, Jesse?
Do you even know?Copy !req
129. Do you even know what you've done?Copy !req
130. - Yeah, he saved his own life—
- One more word.Copy !req
131. Mike. Mike.Copy !req
132. If you kill him, you're gonna
have to kill me. Come on.Copy !req
133. Oh, Jesse.Copy !req
134. Jesus.Copy !req
135. What is it with you guys?Copy !req
136. Honest to God.Copy !req
137. May I?Copy !req
138. Look, whatever differences
you and I have, they'll keep.Copy !req
139. Right now we've got
bigger fish to fry.Copy !req
140. - Bigger fish.
- The video cameras.Copy !req
141. Gus kept cameras on us at the lab...Copy !req
142. at the laundry,
God only knows where else.Copy !req
143. And of course, when I say "us,"
I'm including you.Copy !req
144. Mike.Copy !req
145. Mike, if he taped all that shit...Copy !req
146. us cooking, you picking up...Copy !req
147. If Gus had a record of that
and the police get to it before we do...Copy !req
148. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
149. Mike, it's all on tape somewhere,
or a hard drive.Copy !req
150. Where?Copy !req
151. Where did he keep it?Copy !req
152. He had a laptop in his office.Copy !req
153. Kept it in the back of the restaurant.Copy !req
154. It all fed straight to there.Copy !req
155. What?Copy !req
156. Keys, scumbag.Copy !req
157. It's the universal symbol for keys.Copy !req
158. Meter fraud.
And yes, yes, it's a big deal.Copy !req
159. Guy rigs his meter so he's paying
2 cents less for first-class postage.Copy !req
160. I'm here to tell you that the USPS
takes that very seriously.Copy !req
161. It's money out of your pocket,
it's money out of my pocket.Copy !req
162. I was hoping— Now, look, sarge.Copy !req
163. Do you think we could work together on
this thing? You folks have it over there?Copy !req
164. Could you tell me that, at least?Copy !req
165. Yeah.Copy !req
166. Yeah.Copy !req
167. Well, thanks for your help.Copy !req
168. Inspector Clark— lnspector Dave Clark,
like the Dave Clark Five?Copy !req
169. Before your time.Copy !req
170. Well, you feel free to call me
day or night at this number.Copy !req
171. Yes, sir. No, you as well.Copy !req
172. Thank you.Copy !req
173. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
174. We're boned.Copy !req
175. Well...Copy !req
176. You know how they say
"It's been a pleasure"?Copy !req
177. It hasn't.Copy !req
178. Are you gonna tell us
about the laptop?Copy !req
179. - Where you going?
- I'm getting the hell out of Dodge, kid.Copy !req
180. And so should you.
It's just a matter of time.Copy !req
181. Mike, where is the laptop?Copy !req
182. What the hell difference does it make?
They got it. End of story.Copy !req
183. A.P.D., Northwest Area Command
on Second.Copy !req
184. They tagged it, they filed it...Copy !req
185. it's in the system,
and they locked it in their evidence room.Copy !req
186. All right.Copy !req
187. All right. So describe the building.Copy !req
188. Describe the...Copy !req
189. How about I describe Fort Knox?Copy !req
190. And what are you gonna do?Copy !req
191. Are you gonna put on your black leotard
and go dangling on a clothesline?Copy !req
192. It's a building full of cops.
What else do you need to know?Copy !req
193. And why in the hell am I talking to you?Copy !req
194. Mike, we gotta do something.Copy !req
195. I am doing something.Copy !req
196. He's good with this stuff, okay?
Just give him a chance.Copy !req
197. Now, you look.Copy !req
198. That laptop might as well
be on the moon.Copy !req
199. They build these evidence rooms
like bank vaults because guess what...Copy !req
200. lunatics like you
wanna break into them.Copy !req
201. But unlike a bank vault, this is a place
that is guarded 24 hours a day...Copy !req
202. by the police.Copy !req
203. There's no way you're getting it
out of there.Copy !req
204. Who said that we have to
get it out of there?Copy !req
205. We just need to destroy what's on it.Copy !req
206. Oh, so now you wanna
blow up a police station?Copy !req
207. I don't believe I said that, no.Copy !req
208. Nursing home full of old folks
just whet your appetite.Copy !req
209. Now you wanna kill a bunch of cops.Copy !req
210. I never said anything
about killing anybody.Copy !req
211. I am, however, considering
the possibility of a device.Copy !req
212. - A device.
- Yes, a small device.Copy !req
213. Say this device gets filed into evidence.Copy !req
214. - Now it is inside that room.
- What about a magnet?Copy !req
215. You wanna commit a whole other crime
just to get this bomb into evidence.Copy !req
216. - Who said "bomb"? I said "a device."
- What about a magnet?Copy !req
217. An incendiary device.
One quick fire is all it would take.Copy !req
218. You don't think they have fire
suppression? I'm not talking sprinklers.Copy !req
219. I'm talking about halon.
Because halon doesn't destroy evidence.Copy !req
220. - A magnet, though, maybe like—
- A bomb then. We plant a bomb outside.Copy !req
221. Oh, actually I knew a crew
out of Fort Worth...Copy !req
222. that tried to blow up an evidence room
from outside.Copy !req
223. About all they did was take out
a couple of hedges.Copy !req
224. You are probably talking about 2 feet
of reinforced concrete.Copy !req
225. Or what about a magnet?Copy !req
226. What magnet? What about it?Copy !req
227. You know, just:Copy !req
228. So, what do you think?Copy !req
229. Expensive.Copy !req
230. Leaving aside engineering...Copy !req
231. rigging some kind of
alternate power source...Copy !req
232. my primary sticking point is
I actually need the thing.Copy !req
233. As you gentlemen can see,
it's paying the bills.Copy !req
234. But I mean it's feasible, doable?Copy !req
235. Hey, we're living in a time
of string theories and God particles.Copy !req
236. Feasible, doable?
Yeah, sure, why not?Copy !req
237. Expensive.Copy !req
238. What would you put it in?Copy !req
239. What about that? Does it run?Copy !req
240. We can get it running.Copy !req
241. What's the box made of?Copy !req
242. Plywood and aluminium,
just what you need.Copy !req
243. All right, so you wanna talk money?Copy !req
244. Step into my office.Copy !req
245. Hey, listen.Copy !req
246. I don't actually have
any money right now.Copy !req
247. My wife... There's an IRS issue.Copy !req
248. Anyway, I'd appreciate it if you could
spot me my share. I'll pay you back.Copy !req
249. Yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
250. Right.Copy !req
251. You coming?Copy !req
252. If you have any brains,
you'll take that money you saved...Copy !req
253. and you'll skip town.
Today. Right now.Copy !req
254. You don't think this can work?Copy !req
255. Is that a serious question?Copy !req
256. Mike, this is a three-man job.Copy !req
257. The only way I know it won't work for sure
is if we don't have you.Copy !req
258. Come in.Copy !req
259. Get in. Close the door.Copy !req
260. What did we say
about you coming here?Copy !req
261. Yeah, speaking of things
that tend to rile you up...Copy !req
262. the police, they may call.Copy !req
263. Let me back up a little. Can I sit down?
I'm gonna sit down.Copy !req
264. Okay, why are the police
gonna call?Copy !req
265. May call you.
Distant, outside possibility.Copy !req
266. But on the off chance,
I want you thinking one thought:Copy !req
267. Hogan's Heroes.Copy !req
268. Sergeant Schultz.
You remember Sergeant Schultz?Copy !req
269. "l know nothing. I see nothing."Copy !req
270. You remember how he—
I want you like that.Copy !req
271. - Okay, Saul, why are the police—
- There was an incident with Beneke—Copy !req
272. Oh, God.Copy !req
273. - And it's—
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
274. - What incident?
- An act of God.Copy !req
275. There's no right. There's no wrong.Copy !req
276. I mean, it just— That's the best phrase.Copy !req
277. It fits, but we got a problem.Copy !req
278. Ted's dead.Copy !req
279. Sorry?Copy !req
280. Ted is dead?Copy !req
281. No. No, no.Copy !req
282. He just woke up.Copy !req
283. Right-o, that should do her.Copy !req
284. All right, watches off.Copy !req
285. Necklaces, earrings, rings, bracelets...Copy !req
286. Gold. These are nonferrous.Copy !req
287. Better hope.Copy !req
288. What about that stuff you young guys
wear on the end of your pricks?Copy !req
289. Speak now or forever sing soprano.
What's up with that, by the way?Copy !req
290. Why would anybody wanna put a metal
ring through the end of their prick?Copy !req
291. What are you looking at me for?Copy !req
292. All right, guns, knives...Copy !req
293. tools, keys, plates in your head...Copy !req
294. artificial hips.Copy !req
295. Check your pockets for me
one more time, please.Copy !req
296. Oh, credit cards.Copy !req
297. You want that plastic working
come Miller time.Copy !req
298. You know, I can foresee
a lot of possible outcomes to this thing...Copy !req
299. and not a single one of them
involves Miller time.Copy !req
300. P.M.A.Copy !req
301. Positive mental attitude.Copy !req
302. Okay, I think we're good to go.Copy !req
303. All right, where do you
want me with this?Copy !req
304. Start 40 feet out.
That's more than the length of the room.Copy !req
305. - Who's doing the honours?
- Me.Copy !req
306. Flip that switch, turns it on.Copy !req
307. Twist this here.
That's your power control.Copy !req
308. - All right.
- Everybody ready?Copy !req
309. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
310. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
311. All right, you ready?Copy !req
312. Fingers crossed it don't yank
the drive shaft through the floor.Copy !req
313. Anything?Copy !req
314. Nope. It's still working.Copy !req
315. All right, start walking forward slowly.Copy !req
316. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
317. Yeah. That did it.Copy !req
318. Yes.Copy !req
319. Yeah, bitch!Copy !req
320. Magnets!Copy !req
321. How many batteries is this?Copy !req
322. That there's 21, wired in series,
so 21 times 12.Copy !req
323. Two hundred fifty-two volts.Copy !req
324. Can you add 21 more,
wired in parallel?Copy !req
325. Up the amperage?Copy !req
326. Everything goes flying
in that evidence room...Copy !req
327. it's gonna make one hell of a noise,
and there goes your element of surprise.Copy !req
328. Won't matter.Copy !req
329. Sixty seconds, we'll be gone.Copy !req
330. Excuse me.Copy !req
331. Hi. Who are you looking for?Copy !req
332. Ted Beneke. I'm a friend of his.Copy !req
333. But if it's not a good time, I could—Copy !req
334. No, no, no, this is fine.
I'm just finishing up. Come on in.Copy !req
335. Hey, Ted.Copy !req
336. I tell you, he's been a real champ.Copy !req
337. His colour's better
and his blood pressure's up.Copy !req
338. We are gonna have you
eating solid food in a day or two...Copy !req
339. I bet you money.Copy !req
340. That's wonderful.Copy !req
341. All right, I'm just down the hall.Copy !req
342. Ted.Copy !req
343. Can you hear me?Copy !req
344. Yes.Copy !req
345. Ted, I just...Copy !req
346. I don't even know—Copy !req
347. Skyler.Copy !req
348. I haven't said anything...Copy !req
349. to anyone.Copy !req
350. I told them it was an accident.Copy !req
351. I tripped...Copy !req
352. and fell. That is all they know.Copy !req
353. Just...Copy !req
354. I've— I've got children.Copy !req
355. Family.Copy !req
356. I swear to you.Copy !req
357. Please.Copy !req
358. I just...Copy !req
359. I...Copy !req
360. will never breathe...Copy !req
361. one word of this.Copy !req
362. Good.Copy !req
363. It should be about a quarter
of the way down on the left.Copy !req
364. We'll do a loop and come around
the other side. Turn here.Copy !req
365. Right up there.Copy !req
366. That's the wall.Copy !req
367. What the hell is this?
There's some big-ass hump in the way.Copy !req
368. So? Just drive over it.Copy !req
369. - All right.
- Come on, you can do it.Copy !req
370. Take it easy. Take it easy.Copy !req
371. You got it.Copy !req
372. Cut it.Copy !req
373. It's, like, 8 feet away. Is this cool?
Is this close enough?Copy !req
374. It'll work.Copy !req
375. - Mr. White, let's go.
- Hold on.Copy !req
376. - Let's just go!
- Hang on.Copy !req
377. Mr. White, let's get out of here.Copy !req
378. Just one minute.Copy !req
379. - Turn it off! Turn it off.
- I will.Copy !req
380. Jacocks! Jacocks, you okay?Copy !req
381. Outside! Outside!Copy !req
382. Yeah, bitch!Copy !req
383. - Shut up.
- Yeah.Copy !req
384. And what exactly are you celebrating?
You left the truck behind.Copy !req
385. - So what?
- "So what"?Copy !req
386. So what if they find prints?Copy !req
387. And what if they trace it back
to the wrecking yard?Copy !req
388. They won't.Copy !req
389. There's no prints, I made sure of that.Copy !req
390. There's no paperwork on the truck,
the magnet or the batteries.Copy !req
391. Untraceable salvage, all of it.Copy !req
392. I made sure of that too.Copy !req
393. Well, you got all the answers.Copy !req
394. So you tell me, Answer Man,
did all that even work just now?Copy !req
395. Yes. It worked.Copy !req
396. And I'm supposed to take that on faith?Copy !req
397. Yeah? And why?Copy !req
398. How do we know?Copy !req
399. Because I say so.Copy !req
400. 07-66-26432.Copy !req
401. Gutierrez, Alvin B.Copy !req
402. Roofing hammer.Copy !req
403. Undamaged. Bag still sealed.Copy !req
404. 11-58-73321.Copy !req
405. Fring, Gustavo.Copy !req
406. Samsung laptop computer.Copy !req
407. Damaged. Glass screen
is broken and in pieces.Copy !req
408. Bag still sealed.Copy !req
409. 11-58-73317.Copy !req
410. Fring, Gustavo.
Framed photograph of two men.Copy !req
411. Damaged.Copy !req
412. The glass is broken...Copy !req
413. and photo has slipped
out of its frame.Copy !req
414. Bag appears to be slightly punctured
by broken glass.Copy !req
415. Check it out.Copy !req
416. That's not on the manifest.Copy !req
417. All right, so first off,
I'm not a marriage counsellor.Copy !req
418. Nor do I take sides in this thing.Copy !req
419. And, not taking sides, mind you...Copy !req
420. but you did put her in charge
of your money...Copy !req
421. which I advised against,
if you'll recall...Copy !req
422. all of which is not to be construed
as an "I told you so."Copy !req
423. I'm just walking you through
my mental process, so to speak.Copy !req
424. So she comes to me with a problem.Copy !req
425. That she's been cooking Beneke's books,
he's in Dutch with the IRS...Copy !req
426. and once they audit,
it's Rio de Caca for the both of them.Copy !req
427. To which I say, "Hey, let's involve Walt
in this discussion."Copy !req
428. To which she says,
"No, let's cut Beneke a cheque...Copy !req
429. so's he can pay off the IRS."Copy !req
430. Again, not taking sides,
but she really was trying to protect you.Copy !req
431. A little feedback here might be nice.Copy !req
432. "Let's involve Walt in this discussion."Copy !req
433. Yeah, that's what I told her.
She said no.Copy !req
434. And you didn't argue the point.Copy !req
435. You didn't think to contact me.Copy !req
436. You were a tad preoccupied at the time,
if you'll recall.Copy !req
437. Okay. So you took it upon yourself...Copy !req
438. to give away $622,000
of my money...Copy !req
439. to a man who had been
sleeping with my wife.Copy !req
440. She's my client, same as you.Copy !req
441. Does this arrangement
get a little tricky at times?Copy !req
442. Absolutely.Copy !req
443. But I try my best, you know,
ethically, in my duty—Copy !req
444. Ethically?Copy !req
445. I'm sorry. I must be hearing things.Copy !req
446. Did you actually just use
the word "ethically" in a sentence?Copy !req
447. You're not Clarence Darrow, Saul.Copy !req
448. You're a two-bit bus-bench lawyer.Copy !req
449. And you work for me.Copy !req
450. Yeah, well, Clarence Darrow
never had a client like you ask him...Copy !req
451. for something...Copy !req
452. .like this.Copy !req
453. Okay? Yeah, I put my ass
on the line for you.Copy !req
454. Huell too.Copy !req
455. He's got fingers like hot dogs.
He could've easily busted this in two...Copy !req
456. and killed everyone in the office.
But do I complain?Copy !req
457. No. Beg, borrow or steal,
I'm your huckleberry.Copy !req
458. I go the extra mile.Copy !req
459. Only you never told me
that kid would wind up in the hospital.Copy !req
460. You know—Copy !req
461. Take that thing
and get the hell out of here.Copy !req
462. You and me, we're done.Copy !req
463. What are you...?Copy !req
464. Come on. Hey.Copy !req
465. Hey.Copy !req
466. We're done when I say we're done.Copy !req
467. Yes, you are. Yes.Copy !req
468. Hey.Copy !req
469. I heard what happened to Ted.Copy !req
470. He's not gonna talk.Copy !req
471. Yeah.Copy !req
472. I forgive you.Copy !req