1. You want me to open the doors?
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2. Here. The keys. Take them.
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3. Why you talking?
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4. No! No, no, no—
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5. Gambling destroyed my life.
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6. Me, my family, everything I loved.
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7. It was like a robbery,
only I was the thief.
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8. It's amazing the stories you tell
yourself to justify it.
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9. The lies that lead you
to just one more hand, one more spin...
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10. one more roll of the dice.
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11. This is our deal, okay? Marie, no.
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12. You guys are not lifting a finger.
I mean it.
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13. Yeah, we're bringing everything. So—
This is not up for debate, okay?
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14. Great.
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15. Sweetie, don't worry. We're not
gonna say one word about the bills.
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16. We just wanna bring everyone
up to speed.
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17. All right, I'll see you soon. Bye.
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18. So...
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19. Tonight's the night. No turning back.
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20. Well...
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21. Okay. Let's do this.
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22. Okay. So first, I assign point values.
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23. Correlate to the effect of removal.
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24. - You're gonna split the eights?
- Skyler, please.
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25. Now, the mathematical principle
known as the Kelly Criterion...
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26. upon which I devised
my own strategy—
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27. Not dissimilar to the MIT system—
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28. Walt, you're not teaching them.
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29. - You wanted me to be thorough.
- Play. You're taking too long.
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30. You don't think it behooves me
to be able to explain any of this?
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31. It behooves you to be a pro, that's all.
That's the fiction. So, chop-chop.
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32. Don't chop-chop me.
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33. Now, we both know
that the first decision...
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34. is whether or not to split
or to surrender.
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35. On eights. Split them.
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36. Good on both.
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37. Next decision is whether
to double down or not.
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38. - Which you should be doing.
- On an 11, yes. Double.
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we have a soft 18.
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40. The final decision is whether or not
to hit or to stand. Hit it.
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41. - Becomes a hard 15.
- Dealer has a nine.
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43. Hit it.
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46. - Damn.
- Yup.
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47. Okay, the key thing to remember here
is that it's not about any one hand.
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48. The key is the number of hands
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52. - Walt.
- It's not as if I don't know how to play.
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how to count cards.
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55. No, you know what?
I'm in recovery, remember?
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56. I shouldn't even be playing.
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57. And that is the fiction
that we should be sticking to.
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58. You know what?
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59. You're right. Yeah.
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60. Okay.
We're not leaving anything to chance.
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61. All right. Let's get started.
Got a lot of...
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62. - Walt. We got a lot of ground to cover.
- What is this?
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63. We have to get our story straight.
We've gotta be on the same page.
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- Bullet points.
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65. Bullet points? We got a novella.
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66. This is smart. You really wanna try
to sell a DEA agent some...
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67. full-of-holes story
about how we suddenly...
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68. have enough money
to buy a car wash?
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69. - Am I supposed to memorize this?
- We need to practice.
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70. - We need to be word-perfect.
- Within reason.
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and, most of all, completely believable.
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we're talking about here.
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for everything.
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we are paying his therapy bills.
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79. - And neither are we.
- And why is that again?
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80. - Really?
- If we have the gambling story...?
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81. Did you take money, Walt?
You remember Gretchen and Elliot?
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82. I seem to recall that
you'd rather sell drugs than take help.
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83. - Fine.
- Marie will tell Hank in her own time.
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84. And at least we'll have laid
the groundwork.
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85. And coming clean with Hank
and Juni—
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86. Appearing to come clean
will be the best thing for everyone.
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87. We talked about this.
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88. - Okay? We agreed about this.
- Yes, we did. It's just...
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89. What?
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90. Never mind. Just—
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91. Okay. So I really think we should
tag team the narrative, okay?
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92. We'll each be responsible for certain
portions of the story and then we can—
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93. We can hand off so we don't leave
anything out, and it'll seem natural.
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94. Okay. So I'm gonna launch
with the exciting news...
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95. that we are buying a car wash.
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Hank will probably ask is:
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97. "Where are you getting the money?"
To which I'll say:
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98. We wanna tell you the whole story.
It's a doozy...
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100. Do you like that?
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101. Sure.
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102. It accomplishes two things. It keeps
it light while letting them know...
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103. to expect something big.
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104. Yeah. No. It's a doozy.
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105. Okay. Anyway, that's where you will
take over, starting with your diagnosis.
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106. Pages one and two. Okay. And it's—
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107. It's pretty much gonna run parallel
to the truth, which makes it easier.
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108. But just make sure
to really hit the cancer.
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109. Really touch on the fear and despair.
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110. It's good to remind them
and to get their sympathy.
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111. We want them to understand why
you could do something so stupid.
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112. Now, after that, per pages three
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113. "Gambling became an addiction
and I just couldn't control it."
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- Yes.
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116. I put in that line about robbery,
from the GA meeting. That was good.
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117. So next, I'll chime in about how
it affected our marriage...
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118. starting with the confusion, the
deceit, why we couldn't tell anyone—
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119. I'm terribly, terribly ashamed
of my actions.
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120. - Yeah.
- Two "terribly's?
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121. - It's to show contrition.
- Well, I just wouldn't use that word.
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122. I would never say
the word "terribly."
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123. Phrase it however you want. Okay?
You're jumping ahead. Now—
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124. And why—?
And why am I so ashamed?
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125. Do I really need to answer that?
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126. I was, and am,
providing for our family.
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127. - Let's just pick up where we left off.
- I'm weak, I'm out of control.
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128. This makes me look like crap.
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129. This has to be a warts-and-all story.
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130. That's how we'll sell it.
We both look bad.
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131. How do you look bad exactly?
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bullet point?
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133. I can't seem to find that anywhere.
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134. For a fired schoolteacher
who cooks crystal meth...
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135. I'd say you're coming out
pretty much ahead.
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136. I don't like it.
I don't want Junior thinking less of me.
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137. At least you won at gambling. I'm the
bitch mom who wouldn't cut you slack.
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138. I'm sorry.
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that I put you through all of this.
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143. So after you say how very sorry you
are, in your own words, of course...
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144. we're almost to the end.
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145. And then I say how proud I am of you
for joining a 12-step program.
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146. And this is where I think we should
enact how we're feeling, you know?
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147. Just a suggestion. You might
look down at the floor with remorse.
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148. What? You don't have to mean it.
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149. You just stare down at your feet,
Walt, okay?
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151. I was thinking of taking Marie's hand
and saying something emotional like:
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to help us.
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154. That we can all support each other.
And then maybe I'll tear up a little.
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155. I don't know. We'll just have to see
what happens in the moment.
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156. You're gonna cry on cue?
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157. - I said, I don't know. Maybe.
- When you dab your eyes...
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158. you gonna do it
with your right hand or your left?
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159. - One tear? Two tears? How many?
- This has to be convincing.
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160. Especially to Hank.
I'm doing the best I can here, Walt.
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161. And yes, I'm thorough.
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162. Maybe lying doesn't come
as easily to me as it does to you.
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163. - Guys! Come on in! Hi!
- Hey.
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164. - Good to see you!
- Hey.
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165. - Hey, you little punk! Hey.
- Hey.
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166. - Great to see you.
- How you doing?
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167. Look at my little princess.
She's getting big.
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168. - Yeah. And heavy too.
- Is that actual food I'm smelling?
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169. I might get an
honest-to-God meal here?
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170. - You look good.
- Thank you, sweetheart.
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171. Your Aunt Marie, she's cute,
but she could burn water.
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172. You are so hilarious.
Show the boys your rock collection.
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173. - We're gonna get organized.
- It'll be 20 minutes.
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174. - You have a rock collection?
- It's a mineral collection.
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175. Just something I've—
You wanna see it?
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176. - Sure.
- All right. Let's go see it.
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177. - Oh, hey, let me—
- Hey, no. I— I got it.
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178. Come on, guys. It's down the hall here.
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179. Now, that one there, that's rhodonite.
Okay? It's manganese inosilicate.
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180. Cool. What makes it be
all pink like that?
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181. Well, that's the manganese part. Okay?
It oxidizes, you know, like rust.
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182. Manganese can have
an oxidation state...
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183. of between minus-three
and plus-seven...
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184. which takes it through a range
of colors. Purple, green, blue.
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185. But its most stable state is plus-two,
which is usually pale pink.
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186. So...
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187. Exactly. Whatever the hell he said.
Anyway, you get the idea.
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188. Yeah, it's interesting.
Interesting stuff, that. Really.
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189. Oh, hey. Yeah, give me that.
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190. Give me that file, will you?
You gotta check this out.
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191. I've been working on something here.
I'm doing a little consulting.
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192. You know, weighing in on a case
for A.P.D.
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193. Put that in for me.
Put that in over there.
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194. Hank, what is this?
It's not a dead body?
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195. Oh, no, no, no. Nothing like that.
No.
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196. Seriously, you guys
you gotta check this out.
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197. This is good. Ready?
Let me get it going here.
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198. Look at this guy.
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199. Look at—
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200. Oh, man.
You can't make this stuff up.
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201. Who is this?
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202. That, my friends, is Albuquerque's
public enemy number one.
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203. It's such a relief to finally tell you.
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204. We're just so glad that we have
a strong family to help us through this.
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205. That we can all support each other.
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206. Jesus. I don't even know where to—
Holy shit.
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207. Yeah.
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208. Walter H. White.
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209. Man of hidden talents.
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210. Dad, you're such a stud.
How much did you win exactly?
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211. - Dad?
- I don't think I have exact figures.
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212. It's enough to— After taxes, of course,
to buy the car wash.
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college educations.
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216. I can totally get a car
for my birthday now, right?
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217. Son, I'm terribly, terribly
ashamed of my actions.
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218. Would you excuse me, please?
I need to use the restroom.
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221. Sorry.
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222. - Thought you might have fallen in.
- No, no, I just...
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back there.
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224. No, we wanted to be thorough, so...
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225. Yeah, well, it was quite a tale. Couldn't
have been easy to, you know...
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227. You know, Walt, if you...
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228. You can always bend my ear, right?
I mean, if you ever need to talk...
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229. or just blow off some steam,
I'm here.
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230. Not going anywhere, so...
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231. Thanks, Hank.
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232. Same goes for me, you know. If you
ever wanna bounce anything off me...
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233. I don't know, casework,
anything, really.
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234. Sometimes just talking
something through...
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235. you know,
really can make a difference.
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236. We're definitely not talking bathtub
crank here. This is a big-ass operation.
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237. You know, hundreds of pounds a week.
Maybe more.
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238. So who is this person?
What do you know about him?
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239. Other than he's deader
than a Texas salad bar...
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240. and has a decent set of pipes?
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241. - I'd say he's my guy.
- Your guy?
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242. There's this mystery man I've been
chasing for the better part of a year.
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243. Cooks the purest meth that me
or anyone else has ever seen.
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244. Goes by the name of Heisenberg.
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245. Yeah. Pretty weird, huh?
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246. I looked him up. It was one of these
physic— One of Hitler's guys.
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247. You know, a physicist named
Werner Heisenberg. Real cute, huh?
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248. I figure with a handle like that,
my guy's gotta be some sort of...
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249. Some sort of an egghead. No offense.
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250. And here we go.
Gale "Major Tom" Boetticher.
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251. Anyway, I just wanna see if I'm,
you know...
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252. not barking up the wrong tree,
chemically speaking.
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253. As far as I can make out, he's writing
about a phenylacetone cook, right?
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254. - Yeah.
- Yeah. That's pretty rare these days...
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255. but it does jibe
with the blue stuff I've been tracking.
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256. "Two sticks dairy-free soy margarine,
two-third cup turbinado sugar."
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257. It's a recipe for vegan s'mores.
There's all kinds of crazy crap in there.
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258. Yeah, like, you know,
top-ten recumbent bicycles...
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259. indoor composting tips.
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260. All right next to the mother
of methamphetamine syntheses.
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261. This guy was a...
Man, he was a real character.
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262. Yeah, he seems unique.
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263. Yeah. Let me show you something.
Give it here.
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264. Right here at the...
Right here at the top it says:
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My star, my perfect silence."
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271. You got me.
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because I think I remembered...
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the Learn'd Astronomer."
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Look'd up in perfect silence at the stars.
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285. I must have skipped that day
in school or something.
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286. I been chasing my tail about that one.
Bet you're right.
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287. - Well, I'm glad I could be of help.
- Yeah.
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is your Heisenberg?
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290. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
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291. God, I wanted to get this guy.
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293. No, I mean, you know, me personally,
you know?
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294. I wanted to be the one to slap
the handcuffs on him, that kind of shit.
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295. Popeye Doyle waving to Frog One.
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French Connection...
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caught him.
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298. Yeah, I guess me
and old Popeye, huh?
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300. - What about the person who killed him?
- A.P.D.'s problem, not mine.
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301. - Any leads?
- My buddy Tim says...
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they're trying to ID.
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303. Eyewitness saw a person of interest.
Might get lucky there.
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304. Somebody knows something.
They'll track the shooter eventually.
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306. Jesse.
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310. Now.
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311. Go ahead.
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312. Would you stop doing
what you're doing, please?
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313. I'm not done, yo.
And that dude's next.
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314. - What the hell? What is wrong—?
- We have business to discuss.
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317. Gale's murder is being investigated.
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318. And I have it on good authority that
they found fingerprints at the scene.
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319. Not mine.
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320. - We done here?
- No, we are not done here.
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How can you be so sure?
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322. Because I'm here. Your brother-in-law's
got such a hard-on for me...
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within five blocks of that place...
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by now.
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- Or casings?
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did you shoot him, anyway?
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333. Listen, we gotta go over this
step-by-step, everything.
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from the moment you got there.
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- No.
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Now, we'll start from the beginning.
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You went to his door, right?
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Did you knock or ring?
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Now, listen.
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What happened after that?
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346. Did you walk into the room or did you
shoot him right then and there?
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347. What?
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348. - Who wants to make a hundred bucks?
- Yeah.
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349. Look, the kid's probably right.
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350. If they had anything on him,
he'd be locked up already.
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351. What about my brother-in-law?
He suspects Jess—
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352. Hell, he knows Jesse is involved
in the sale of blue meth.
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353. That was Hank's one-and-only lead.
What if he puts two and two together...
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354. and he goes after Jesse
for the murder?
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355. Goes after him how,
on his Rascal scooter?
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356. That perhaps sounded insensitive.
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357. But if he goes after him,
I'll sue his ass for police brutality...
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358. harassment,
assault and 16 other things.
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359. No, history those two have together,
being what it is...
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smart enough not to go down that road.
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361. Goose egg. Bubkes.
That's what the cops got.
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not worry about, Saul?
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364. Should I not worry that Gus plans to
murder me at the first chance he gets?
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365. That my drug-addicted partner doesn't
seem to care whether he lives or dies?
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366. You should see his house.
It's like skid row.
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368. Now, how long before Gus decides
that he's too big of a risk?
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369. Jeez, I got Mike,
that grunting, dead-eyed cretin...
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370. sucker-punching me in the face.
I've got Gus wielding a box cutter.
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371. I mean, Western Union,
message received.
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372. Let me ask you.
When did this stop being a business?
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of behaving in a professional manner?
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374. No, any way you slice it,
everyone is in danger.
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377. My name never comes up
with those guys, does it?
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378. And meanwhile, we're buying
this stupid car wash.
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379. Oh, yeah.
That ship has sailed, bon voyage.
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380. We are committed.
We already told our family about it.
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381. And now Skyler,
I'm sure she believes—
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382. She needs to believe
that everything is neat and tidy.
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383. And she's telling herself that
I work in this nice, quiet little lab...
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and a pocket protector...
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I'll just simply hang it all up...
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386. tip my hat and walk away.
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387. Oh, God.
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388. How did everything
get so screwed up?
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389. Yeah, you do have a little
shit-creek action happening.
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390. You know, FYI,
you can buy a paddle.
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391. This is a last-resort,
back-pocket kind of thing...
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392. but if you really gotta protect
yourself, disappear...
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393. There's a guy who can make it happen.
They call him a "dissapearer."
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394. For a substantial fee,
and I do mean substantial...
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395. you and your loved ones can vanish.
Untraceable.
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396. I mean, he sets you up
with a whole new life.
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397. What, like a witness protection
kind of thing?
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398. Beyond. I mean, off the grid.
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399. New identities, new everything.
No one would ever be able to trace you.
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400. Now, be clear. This is an end game,
if you get my meaning.
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401. I mean, there's no coming back.
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402. So you want his card?
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403. God, there's gotta be something else
that I can do.
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404. Some way to keep everything
from spiraling out of control.
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405. Well, from what you told me...
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406. it sounds like Pinkman is first up
in the imminent-demise department.
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407. Gus won't risk
letting the police find Jesse.
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408. I know him. He won't.
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409. I'm not kidding. If you really
think about it, you can't even see it.
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410. How can you know how bad
radio frequencies, microwaves...
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411. and cell phones are getting you?
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412. You could be strolling
through security at the airport—
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413. Hey, wake up, bitches.
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414. You get waved through a full-body
x-ray scanner.
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415. Next day, you could be dead or dying
from all the radiation they say is safe.
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416. But there's no way it could be.
It has to deliver a concentrated dose.
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417. Enough to penetrate clothes.
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418. The accumulated amount could be
dangerous to susceptible individuals...
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419. - ... especially from a rural area.
- Yo.
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420. The ozone layer is already thin
because of the cow farts.
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421. - Yo!
- Oh, hey.
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422. Make sure there's pizza here
when I get back.
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423. - All right? Enough for everybody.
- Oh, yeah.
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424. I can do that. I can definitely do that.
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425. Not a problem.
I can get the stuff, the pizza and stuff.
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426. But as far as the financial situation,
you know...
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427. - Just hang on. Hang on.
- Yeah, yeah.
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428. And you know,
the concentrated doses...
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429. it's gonna fuck with your bone
marrow and it's gonna mess up...
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430. Because— Because especially
if you have cancer.
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431. You know, because if you gotta get
a bone-marrow transplant...
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432. your odds are 60 percent.
You got a 60 percent chan—
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433. Hey.
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434. Hey, hey.
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435. Get some dipping sticks too, yo.
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436. Yeah, I can definitely get
dipping sticks.
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437. All right. I can get them.
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438. Hey, smoke it up, bitches.
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439. Gotcha!
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440. Wake up.
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441. Wake up.
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442. What's up?
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443. What's up with your ear?
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444. Downstairs. Now.
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445. Where is everybody?
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446. I invited your guests to leave.
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447. Know who this is?
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448. - Nope.
- You ought to.
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449. He's been at your house
for three solid days.
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450. Okay.
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451. He stole your money.
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452. Okay.
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453. That $78,000 or so look familiar?
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454. - This is it?
- That's it.
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455. Okay. Thanks.
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456. Wanna know what's next for
Little Miss Pissed-in-His-Pants?
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457. - No.
- You sure, now?
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458. - Yep.
- Don't even wanna take a wild guess?
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459. You're gonna kill him.
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460. Is this the part where
I'm supposed to beg you not to do it?
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461. Oh, please, please.
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462. And then what?
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463. I'm supposed to promise,
cross my heart...
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464. to straighten up and fly right
or toe the line...
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465. or some other crap
that I'm not gonna say?
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466. Is that what your little show here
was all about?
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467. You're on thin ice, you little shithead.
You know that?
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468. You ain't gonna smoke
that dude in there.
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469. You know how come I know?
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470. Because you went through the trouble
of putting a blindfold on him.
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471. I'm going back to bed.
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472. Let yourselves out.
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473. I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
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474. - How's the ear?
- Mending.
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475. What can I do for you?
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476. It's Pinkman.
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477. He's become increasingly incautious.
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478. He's a risk. A liability.
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479. I know he and Walter come as a team
and that Walter won't like it...
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480. but something's gotta be done.
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481. You gotta be kidding.
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482. Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing.
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483. Right.
This is message number three.
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484. You'd better be ready in two minutes,
because I am right outside your door.
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485. Jesse.
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486. Jesse!
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487. Damn it.
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488. Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing.
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489. Oh, great.
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490. Jesse!
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491. This is perfect.
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492. You are a piece of work,
you know that?
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493. Jesse?
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494. Jesse.
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495. Jesse?
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496. Hey, it's me. Wait for the thing.
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497. Where is he?
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498. Gonna ask where we're going?
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499. Nope.
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