1. Son of a...Copy !req
2. I'm not leaving.Copy !req
3. Walt, I'm not leaving.Copy !req
4. Oh, my God.Copy !req
5. I can hear your cell phone ringing.Copy !req
6. This is ridiculous. I can't...Copy !req
7. What is going on with you?
I've left you, like, 23 messages.Copy !req
8. - And?
- And?Copy !req
9. We need to talk about the car wash.Copy !req
10. Skyler,
now is not a good time for me, okay?Copy !req
11. - Can we talk about this later?
- No, okay? We can't.Copy !req
12. Why are you doing—?Copy !req
13. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
14. - What happened?
- Nothing. I just bumped it. That's all.Copy !req
15. Okay, I'm— I'm coming in.Copy !req
16. Okay.Copy !req
17. Exactly what happened?Copy !req
18. It's complicated
and I don't wish to discuss it.Copy !req
19. - It's none of your concern.
- Are you in danger?Copy !req
20. Walt.Copy !req
21. Walt, I need you to look me in the eye
and tell me right now.Copy !req
22. - Are you in danger?
- You know what?Copy !req
23. Let's just say that I have a hell
of a lot more on my mind right now...Copy !req
24. than thinking about buying
a damn car wash.Copy !req
25. Okay?Copy !req
26. So if you could just—Copy !req
27. Please.Copy !req
28. Okay.Copy !req
29. Okay. Then we go to the police.Copy !req
30. - What?
- We tell them everything.Copy !req
31. That you're a drug dealer
afraid for your safety...Copy !req
32. and the safety of your family
and you need help.Copy !req
33. - What choice is there?
- What choice?Copy !req
34. If you're in danger then it would be—Copy !req
35. Wait, wait, stop, stop. Stop.Copy !req
36. You keep saying that word.
"Danger."Danger."Copy !req
37. - But you said—
- No, I have never used that word.Copy !req
38. I said "complicated"
and then you flew off the handle.Copy !req
39. Yeah, I flew off the handle
when I saw that.Copy !req
40. Okay? Where'd that come from?Copy !req
41. A fall in the shower?Copy !req
42. This is just so passive-aggressive,
you know.Copy !req
43. Passive-aggressive?Copy !req
44. I go two days without returning
your phone calls, two days...Copy !req
45. and I have one minor little incident,
and now you're telling me...Copy !req
46. that I should turn myself
in to the police!Copy !req
47. - A minor incident?
- Yes.Copy !req
48. What minor little incident?Copy !req
49. I had an argument with a coworker,
okay?Copy !req
50. And?Copy !req
51. I had an argument.Copy !req
52. We were in this bar...Copy !req
53. and we were discussing
a particular business strategy.Copy !req
54. And it got heated and out of control,
and he hit me. Once.Copy !req
55. And I didn't retaliate
because he's a much older man.Copy !req
56. And that's it.Copy !req
57. You were in a bar fight?Copy !req
58. Yes, Skyler. I was in a bar fight.Copy !req
59. So you're okay?Copy !req
60. Really?Copy !req
61. Yes.Copy !req
62. I'm okay.Copy !req
63. And I think, in the end,
that it may have been a good thing...Copy !req
64. because we were able to clear the air
and, you know...Copy !req
65. Mutual respect, and...Copy !req
66. So...Copy !req
67. Frozen peas.Copy !req
68. - What?
- It's the best thing for the swelling.Copy !req
69. Oh, it's not really swollen, it's just—Copy !req
70. No peas.Copy !req
71. You don't even have ice.Copy !req
72. I will get peas, I will get ice.
Peas and ice, I'm writing it down.Copy !req
73. I...Copy !req
74. I need you to promise me...Copy !req
75. that if things do get dangerous—Copy !req
76. - Skyler—
- Promise me.Copy !req
77. Absolutely.Copy !req
78. So...Copy !req
79. Car wash.Copy !req
80. Honey. Charles.Copy !req
81. Take a look at this kitchen.Copy !req
82. Hi there.
Can I answer any questions?Copy !req
83. Yes. Any chance of a top-off?Copy !req
84. Oh, I think we can
help you out there.Copy !req
85. So, what do you think?Copy !req
86. Oh, very nice. Very open.Copy !req
87. Oh, I agree. It flows.Copy !req
88. Whole lot of natural light.Copy !req
89. Michael Kilbourne.Copy !req
90. - Tori Costner.
- It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
91. Well, three bedrooms, one and a half
baths on just under half an acre.Copy !req
92. There's a non-attached casita
out in back.Copy !req
93. Permit usable as office
or guest suite.Copy !req
94. Plank wood floors.Copy !req
95. Central heat and air.Copy !req
96. I see you're married.Copy !req
97. No, divorced.Copy !req
98. Very recent.Copy !req
99. - Old habits.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
100. - But any children?
- Yes, as a matter of fact. A little boy.Copy !req
101. Oh, how old?Copy !req
102. He turned 4 in May. He's a Gemini.
Would love this yard.Copy !req
103. Oh, plenty of space for a jungle gym.Copy !req
104. And the neighborhood preschool
is fantastic.Copy !req
105. I think Eli is going to be
homeschooled.Copy !req
106. - Well, great.
- Not for religious reasons.Copy !req
107. I wanna make sure
he's getting attention.Copy !req
108. He'll still go to summer camp
and whatnot, playdates.Copy !req
109. - Don't want him to be socially awkward.
- Makes sense.Copy !req
110. He tests very highly, 96 percentile.Copy !req
111. But that whole right brain, left brain.
You want those in balance.Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
113. You said the casita has plumbing?Copy !req
114. I work a lot with clay,
so I need access to running water.Copy !req
115. Well, it's pipe-fitted
for a quarter bath so...Copy !req
116. Make a perfect studio.Copy !req
117. This could work.Copy !req
118. Hell, that's the doctor's plan
to get her patients at ease.Copy !req
119. If you know what I mean.Copy !req
120. But, nurse—Copy !req
121. Hello? I'm back.Copy !req
122. That's okay.Copy !req
123. - Hank?
- Yeah.Copy !req
124. I had to go to three places
to get the moisturizer that you like.Copy !req
125. But I got that.Copy !req
126. And I got your Shiner Bock
and your chips.Copy !req
127. And I couldn't resist.Copy !req
128. The complete encyclopedia
to fantasy football.Copy !req
129. - Look, it has all the latest rankings.
- Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos.Copy !req
130. Wait, I...Copy !req
131. I said Cheetos, like, 10 times.
You need me to write it down?Copy !req
132. No, and I don't need you to be mean
about it either.Copy !req
133. Well, I'm just saying, you know,
I said Cheetos... sound.Copy !req
134. Virtually impossible to confuse
Cheetos with Fritos, seems to me.Copy !req
135. - Where are you going?
- I— Back to the store, I guess.Copy !req
136. Here.Copy !req
137. And the draft's not for two months,
so this is useless.Copy !req
138. Can you believe it?Copy !req
139. What?Copy !req
140. What? This.Copy !req
141. Well, you always said this place
could be bugged.Copy !req
142. - Now we know.
- Yeah, well.Copy !req
143. I don't like it.Copy !req
144. It's a violation of the work space.Copy !req
145. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
146. You wanna do something?Copy !req
147. Do something?Copy !req
148. Like what?Copy !req
149. Go-karts?Copy !req
150. Go-karts. What—?Copy !req
151. Yeah, there's a track
down by the Coliseum.Copy !req
152. It's pretty fun.Copy !req
153. No, actually I have...Copy !req
154. some kind of a meeting, so...Copy !req
155. All right, whatever.Copy !req
156. Rain check?Copy !req
157. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
158. How you doing?Copy !req
159. - Good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
160. You okay?Copy !req
161. Is there anything
we should talk about?Copy !req
162. How's your eye?Copy !req
163. Yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
164. Anything we should talk about?Copy !req
165. For what it's worth...Copy !req
166. getting the shit kicked out of you...Copy !req
167. not to say you get used to it...Copy !req
168. but you do kind of get used to it.Copy !req
169. Two words: nail salon.Copy !req
170. Perfect for money laundering.Copy !req
171. It's a high-volume business
with a discreet work force.Copy !req
172. I mean, nobody does,
"Mister, me know nothing"...Copy !req
173. better than Mrs. Mookjaiaporn
and her gals.Copy !req
174. Mr. Goodman—Copy !req
175. "Saul," please.Copy !req
176. Now, for the lady of the house.Copy !req
177. Drum roll.
How about a lifetime supply...Copy !req
178. of French manicures
and enzyme peels?Copy !req
179. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Pinch yourself.Copy !req
180. We're not buying a nail salon,
Mr. Goodman.Copy !req
181. - We're getting the car wash.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
182. Am I missing something here?
Didn't you already try that?Copy !req
183. Yeah. I mean, Walt told me that you
took a run at this Bogdan character...Copy !req
184. and he wrestled you into submission
with his eyebrows.Copy !req
185. Ten million,
that was the asking price, right?Copy !req
186. Apparently, he upped it to 20.Copy !req
187. Nice negotiating. Yeah, I mean,
hey, you bombed. It happens.Copy !req
188. You were smart to call me. Now—Copy !req
189. You just sit back, relax
and let a professional take over.Copy !req
190. That's for me. Excuse me.Copy !req
191. What do you want? I'm in a meeting.Copy !req
192. Why didn't you think of that before?
It's not my...Copy !req
193. I'm in a meeting.Copy !req
194. Can Huell use your bathroom?Copy !req
195. Huell?Copy !req
196. Sure. The top of the stairs.Copy !req
197. He'll be quick.Copy !req
198. It's a stomach thing. It's...Copy !req
199. So where were we?Copy !req
200. - Professionalism.
- Yeah.Copy !req
201. So if the guy won't sell, he won't sell.Copy !req
202. I don't accept that.
I don't accept that he won't sell.Copy !req
203. I think he just lacks the proper...Copy !req
204. motivation.Copy !req
205. Motivation.Copy !req
206. As in, "motivation" motivation? I mean,
just so we're on the same page here...Copy !req
207. are you saying we make him an offer
he can't refuse?Copy !req
208. Nothing so dramatic as that, no.Copy !req
209. Motivation.Copy !req
210. Attitude adjustment.Copy !req
211. This one, she's a keeper.Copy !req
212. Well,
an audit can be highly motivating.Copy !req
213. I know a gal at Tax and Revenue.Copy !req
214. You give her 10 minutes,
she'll have his sky raining frogs.Copy !req
215. No, we don't want to draw
any unwanted tax attention.Copy !req
216. We don't want them looking at us
after Bogdan sells.Copy !req
217. All right, how about an ICE raid?Copy !req
218. He's got illegals working over there.
He has to.Copy !req
219. We are not getting a bunch
of poor innocent people in trouble, no.Copy !req
220. Yeah, and also you're gonna need them
after you take over.Copy !req
221. Hey, how about terrorism?Copy !req
222. "Oh, Agent Hoover, I gotta tell you...Copy !req
223. I've seen some real 'Islamic' comings
and goings over there at the car wash.Copy !req
224. Yeah, I mean, guys in turbans
pulling up in vans and stuff like that."Copy !req
225. Saul, Bogdan is Romanian.Copy !req
226. Okay, well,
we're just spitballing here, so...Copy !req
227. Okay, there's always:Copy !req
228. "You got a real nice place here.Copy !req
229. Be a shame if something
happened to it." That angle.Copy !req
230. What are you talking about?Copy !req
231. Violence?Copy !req
232. Attitude adjustment.Copy !req
233. Oh, no. That, no.Copy !req
234. That is not at all what I meant.
I— We do not do that.Copy !req
235. That's not who we are, right?Copy !req
236. Yeah, no, no, no. She's right.Copy !req
237. Look, do I need to state the obvious?Copy !req
238. I mean, there's gotta be dozens
of car washes in this area.Copy !req
239. Who says it has to be this one?Copy !req
240. I do.Copy !req
241. I say it has to.Copy !req
242. Why?Copy !req
243. I just do.Copy !req
244. God.Copy !req
245. Well, that clears things up.Copy !req
246. I don't like him. Bogdan.Copy !req
247. He was condescending to me,
rude about you, and I do not like him.Copy !req
248. Simple as that.Copy !req
249. Hey, nobody appreciates
a passionate woman more than I do.Copy !req
250. But in this business—Copy !req
251. And Walt can back me up on this.Copy !req
252. —the number one rule
is don't take things personally.Copy !req
253. What do you mean, rude about me?Copy !req
254. Something along the lines
of you weren't man enough...Copy !req
255. to face him yourself.Copy !req
256. - What?
- That you had to send your woman...Copy !req
257. to do your business for you.Copy !req
258. Speaking as your lawyer, I'm gonna
go on record and say this is a bad idea.Copy !req
259. - Now, I advise against—
- It's this one. It's this one.Copy !req
260. Okay, so...Copy !req
261. All we have to do is think
of a non-violent, unsuspicious way...Copy !req
262. to purchase the car wash,
that protects the innocents...Copy !req
263. and doesn't cost $20 million.Copy !req
264. Don't everybody speak at once.Copy !req
265. I like it.Copy !req
266. Yeah.Copy !req
267. Hi.Copy !req
268. Can I answer any questions?Copy !req
269. - Spoons.
- Yes, the owner is quite the collector.Copy !req
270. Aren't they something?
One for each of the 50 states.Copy !req
271. Puerto Rico is technically a territory.Copy !req
272. You know, maybe they were thinking,
"Someday."Copy !req
273. So no basement?Copy !req
274. - No basement. Sorry.
- That's a problem.Copy !req
275. My brother's in the Peace Corps
and won't be back for 18 months...Copy !req
276. and I said I'd hang on
to his furniture.Copy !req
277. Well, if you're looking
for storage space, there's an attic area.Copy !req
278. Well, an attic might be even better,
as long as it's dry.Copy !req
279. - Let's take a tour.
- Okay.Copy !req
280. Actually, I have a handout for you.Copy !req
281. It has all the information.Copy !req
282. - I'm Stephanie Doswell, by the way.
- Charlotte Blattner.Copy !req
283. - So nice to meet you, Charlotte.
- You too.Copy !req
284. So I told him point-blank.Copy !req
285. You're my husband and I love you,
but you're 53 years old.Copy !req
286. This job has just gotten too stressful
and difficult, and it's time to quit.Copy !req
287. And, miracle of miracles,
he listened.Copy !req
288. What a fascinating career
that must have been for him.Copy !req
289. It was.Copy !req
290. I mean,
NASA was like a second family to us...Copy !req
291. but, you know,
it was time for a new adventure.Copy !req
292. So between his pension and the income
I bring in from hand modeling...Copy !req
293. we're, you know, comfortable.
When were these floors redone?Copy !req
294. Two years ago.
The counters are brand-new.Copy !req
295. I can tell. Travertine.Copy !req
296. Nice.Copy !req
297. - Any children?
- No.Copy !req
298. I don't really want kids.Copy !req
299. - Is that horrible for me to say?
- Not at all.Copy !req
300. Not everyone has to have children.Copy !req
301. You should talk to my husband.Copy !req
302. Garbage disposal?Copy !req
303. Check it out. Score, yo.Copy !req
304. - Come on. Come on. What you got?
- You're going down!Copy !req
305. I really love your home.Copy !req
306. Oh, well, thank you, Mimi.Copy !req
307. It has a very European feel.Copy !req
308. - You think?
- Oh, I lived in London for years...Copy !req
309. so, yeah, this feels familiar.Copy !req
310. Where in London?
I was stationed at Upwood in the '60s.Copy !req
311. Downtown,
but we were almost never there.Copy !req
312. My husband is an illustrator. We
traveled a lot. Paris, Italy, Denmark.Copy !req
313. It was before the kids were in school,
so it was easy to pick up and go.Copy !req
314. That was before my youngest, Lucy,
was diagnosed with endocarditis.Copy !req
315. - Oh, my.
- Gosh, is that—?Copy !req
316. It's a bacterial infection
of the heart valves. It's...Copy !req
317. Yeah, it can be...Copy !req
318. That's terrible.Copy !req
319. Is she all right?Copy !req
320. Your daughter?Copy !req
321. Is she okay?Copy !req
322. Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
323. The doctors put in a prosthetic valve
so she's— Lucy's fine.Copy !req
324. Running and walking, riding horses.Copy !req
325. - Thank goodness.
- Yeah.Copy !req
326. We're very lucky.Copy !req
327. - Excuse me, miss.
- Very nice, thank you.Copy !req
328. - I just called the police.
- Okay, then.Copy !req
329. I know you stole that spoon.Copy !req
330. What are you talking about?Copy !req
331. You're a thief.Copy !req
332. - Excuse me?
- And a liar.Copy !req
333. Making stories up.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
334. No, what's the matter with you?Copy !req
335. You better just back off, okay?Copy !req
336. - My husband is a DEA agent.
- Oh, I thought he was an astronaut.Copy !req
337. Or an illustrator.
Get your crazy lies straight.Copy !req
338. You know what, fatty?
You are so lucky...Copy !req
339. - ... that I am late for an appointment.
- You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
340. - Let go of my purse!
- Not until the police get here.Copy !req
341. Let it go!Copy !req
342. Let it go! Let it go!Copy !req
343. You are in big trouble.Copy !req
344. Yeah.Copy !req
345. Just slow— Hey, just—
Slow down. Start from the— You're—Copy !req
346. You're where?Copy !req
347. Why the f—?Copy !req
348. Why are you—?Copy !req
349. Are you seriously doing this
to me again?Copy !req
350. Jesus, just—Copy !req
351. Would you stop crying?Copy !req
352. I'll make a phone call. Just sit tight.Copy !req
353. Where they got you?Copy !req
354. So good news.
The officer spoke to the homeowners.Copy !req
355. They're not gonna press charges.Copy !req
356. Good. I won't either.Copy !req
357. Okay, then. So we're good to go.Copy !req
358. You ready?Copy !req
359. Marie, you wanna go home?Copy !req
360. Marie?Copy !req
361. Yes, it's Skyler White
calling for Saul Goodman, please.Copy !req
362. Yes, it is important.Copy !req
363. Thank you.Copy !req
364. Sorry. Same as before.Copy !req
365. But this is not right.Copy !req
366. You cannot shut me down.
You cannot do this.Copy !req
367. I've checked your wastewater
inside and out.Copy !req
368. I've checked your runoff gutters,
and now out here, more contaminants.Copy !req
369. Ammonia, acetone, benzene,
nitrobenzene.Copy !req
370. No, no, no, this is a mistake.Copy !req
371. Where is Gary? He'll tell you
my soap is very good, very green.Copy !req
372. Your soap is not the issue,
it's your filtration system.Copy !req
373. The very least,
you'll need to retrofit.Copy !req
374. But if you're leeching
into the groundwater...Copy !req
375. which is a real possibility here...Copy !req
376. you're gonna need
to replace your system.Copy !req
377. Replace?Copy !req
378. Do you know what cost that is?
Two hundred thousand dollars.Copy !req
379. It's a hardship.Copy !req
380. If you like, we can give you
a list of approved vendors.Copy !req
381. If you get going, your downtime
shouldn't be any more than five weeks.Copy !req
382. Okay. So sorry, you are right.Copy !req
383. From now on,
we will be extra careful and clean.Copy !req
384. - No more pollution, okay? Yes?
- No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
385. The state requires you to suspend
all activity...Copy !req
386. until these levels
reach the mandated minimums.Copy !req
387. - Where is usual man? Where is Gary?
- Got transferred to Las Cruces.Copy !req
388. - If you'd like to file an appeal—
- I have done nothing wrong.Copy !req
389. Tell me why you shut me down.Copy !req
390. - What laws did I break?
- What laws? Several.Copy !req
391. Tell me exact specific laws or I refuse.
Right now.Copy !req
392. - Tell me what laws I broke.
- The specific laws...Copy !req
393. Hold on, okay, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
394. Wait, wait, wait. Okay.Copy !req
395. Okay. The New Mexico
Hazardous Waste Act of 1978...Copy !req
396. section 74, chapter four,
part 13 states:Copy !req
397. "Whenever the disposal
of solid or hazardous waste presents—"Copy !req
398. —an imminent
or substantial endangerment...Copy !req
399. the offender may be fined...Copy !req
400. not more than $5000 each day
in which the violation occurs.Copy !req
401. All right, okay.Copy !req
402. Now the...Copy !req
403. Okay, baby.Copy !req
404. All right. The EPA can cite him
under the Toxic Substances—Copy !req
405. —Control Act of 1976.Copy !req
406. U.S. code, title 15, chapter 53—Copy !req
407. "--subchapter 1—"Copy !req
408. —section 2606.Copy !req
409. Satisfied?Copy !req
410. Was that specific—Copy !req
411. —specific enough for you?Copy !req
412. Threw one in the channel
in the 10th.Copy !req
413. - I guess they're even now.
- Yep.Copy !req
414. And they're even in this match.
Both have—Copy !req
415. All done with lunch?Copy !req
416. You hardly touched this.Copy !req
417. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
418. Well...Copy !req
419. I'm leaving the rice pudding.Copy !req
420. I'm not hungry, Marie.Copy !req
421. So don't eat it.Copy !req
422. Speaking of babies, he has a new one,
Joseph, and a son, Anthony.Copy !req
423. Hey, Marie. How you doing?Copy !req
424. - I'm okay. Is there a problem?
- No, no.Copy !req
425. Everything's fine.Copy !req
426. I'm here for Hank, actually.Copy !req
427. Oh, you're so sweet.
Hank'll be thrilled.Copy !req
428. Hard and straight.Copy !req
429. - And makes it the wrong way.
- Sweetie.Copy !req
430. You have a visitor.Copy !req
431. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
432. What now? She rob a bank?Copy !req
433. Hey, buddy. How you doing?Copy !req
434. Oh, well...Copy !req
435. Can't complain.
You know, every day a little better.Copy !req
436. - That's good. You're looking good.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
437. handsome was never the hard part.Copy !req
438. Come on in, grab a seat.Copy !req
439. Yeah, just throw that stuff anywhere.Copy !req
440. Listen...Copy !req
441. thanks again for the other day.
You know, this whole thing, it's...Copy !req
442. It's been hard on her.Copy !req
443. Forget it. Glad to help.Copy !req
444. So rock collecting?Copy !req
445. They're minerals, but, yeah.Copy !req
446. It's cataloging.
You know, sort them, label them.Copy !req
447. - It's actually a lot of work.
- Yeah.Copy !req
448. No, it looks like it.Copy !req
449. - So, what's up?
- Well...Copy !req
450. Actually,
I could use your help on something.Copy !req
451. Homicide. Possibly drug-related.Copy !req
452. You want my help on a case?Copy !req
453. What am I, Ironside?Copy !req
454. No, you're a drug cop
who knows the local talent.Copy !req
455. And a pal I just did a favor for,
so let me pick your brain a sec.Copy !req
456. You ever come across a guy
by the name of Gale Boetticher?Copy !req
457. No.Copy !req
458. Someone came along
and shot him in the face.Copy !req
459. - Okay.
- No signs of forced entry...Copy !req
460. no signs of robbery.Copy !req
461. Okay, so it's a crime of passion.
Where's the drug angle?Copy !req
462. We found a notebook at his place.Copy !req
463. I made a copy for you,
in case you're interested.Copy !req
464. Looks like it pertains to some kind
of methamphetamine superlab.Copy !req
465. Yeah.Copy !req
466. It's filled with scientific formulas
and chemical purchase lists...Copy !req
467. drawings,
pages and pages of this stuff.Copy !req
468. It looks big-time, but I'm no authority,
so I wonder if you might take a look?Copy !req
469. Come on, Tim, seriously?Copy !req
470. What is this,
some sort of a charity thing?Copy !req
471. Your expertise could be useful here.Copy !req
472. I'm lying here like third base...Copy !req
473. living from bowel movement
to bowel movement.Copy !req
474. I'm not even useful to myself.Copy !req
475. Want my advice?Copy !req
476. You take this to Steve Gomez.Copy !req
477. - He'll help you out.
- I give this to Steve Gomez...Copy !req
478. and all of a sudden it becomes a
DEA case, what good does that do me?Copy !req
479. If you could just take a look,
tell me what I got here.Copy !req
480. I'd really appreciate it.Copy !req
481. Yeah.Copy !req
482. Whatever.Copy !req
483. Thanks, man.Copy !req
484. Take it easy.Copy !req
485. That's what I do.Copy !req
486. - No, no.
- The three, seven, nine. He says, "No."Copy !req
487. Well, it was a good try.Copy !req
488. Here we go. Time for your nap. Yeah.Copy !req
489. Okay.Copy !req
490. So...Copy !req
491. Nail salon sounded promising.
What do you think?Copy !req
492. I think we wait.Copy !req
493. Wait?Copy !req
494. Skyler, it has been five hours.Copy !req
495. He'll call.Copy !req
496. - Just wait.
- Just wait.Copy !req
497. Look...Copy !req
498. It was a good idea.
It was a great idea, but it didn't work.Copy !req
499. So why don't we simply chalk it up
as a learning—Copy !req
500. White residence.Copy !req
501. Oh, hello, Mr. Wolynetz.Copy !req
502. Am I still interested?Copy !req
503. Well, I think that depends.Copy !req
504. Yes, 879 was the original offer,
but that seems high to me now.Copy !req
505. - Now I'm offering 800.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
506. - No, don't do that.
- Why?Copy !req
507. Well, because you're
an unpleasant person, Mr. Wolynetz.Copy !req
508. You were rude,
disrespectful towards my husband.Copy !req
509. Furthermore, I've met
with quite a number of sellers...Copy !req
510. and the market seems much softer
than I thought, so 800.Copy !req
511. Well, I understand that you're
disappointed, but that is my final offer.Copy !req
512. I'm sorry we couldn't make it work.
Goodbye.Copy !req
513. What are you doing?Copy !req
514. I'm negotiating.Copy !req
515. Why?Copy !req
516. Because I want to pay less.Copy !req
517. Oh, no.Copy !req
518. Seventy-nine thousand dollars less?Copy !req
519. Who cares?
Do you know how much I make?Copy !req
520. Yeah, but that's the very reason
we need to negotiate.Copy !req
521. We don't wanna arouse suspicion
by not trying to get a good deal.Copy !req
522. Look, I get the logic, I do,
but you just went too far with it.Copy !req
523. You're calling him names?Copy !req
524. I didn't call him names.
I said he was unpleasant.Copy !req
525. Well, he's not calling you back.Copy !req
526. I mean,
you didn't honestly think that worked?Copy !req
527. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
528. No way. Sorry. No.Copy !req
529. So look, it's time to move on.Copy !req
530. Okay? I'm gonna call Saul.Copy !req
531. Where's my phone?Copy !req
532. - No.
- What?Copy !req
533. - No, just—
- What for?Copy !req
534. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
535. Oh, my God.Copy !req
536. Hello.Copy !req
537. Hello, Mr. Wolynetz.Copy !req
538. No one's paying attention
to where these things are.Copy !req
539. There's gotta be thousands of them
all over the world coming right for us.Copy !req
540. And put one inside an ice cream truck,
drive it into San Francisco.Copy !req
541. I'm not even that scared
of burning up and cannibalism.Copy !req
542. To me, the thing that worries me
is getting trampled...Copy !req
543. or shoved up
against a chain-link fence.Copy !req
544. If you think about it,
if you're against a chain-link fence...Copy !req
545. and you've got a lot, I mean,
a lot of people trying to escape...Copy !req
546. pushing hard enough forward...Copy !req
547. you are gonna get squeezed
right through the chain links.Copy !req
548. Like Play-Doh
or some kind of soft meat.Copy !req
549. And this is inevitable, okay?Copy !req
550. And there's nothing you or me
or anyone can do about it.Copy !req
551. And if the fence posts are stuck deep,
really deep with the cement...Copy !req
552. way down inside the ground...Copy !req
553. it's definitely happening to you.Copy !req
554. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, bitch.Copy !req
555. Somebody got shot.
Somebody probably got shot.Copy !req
556. Like soft meat, man.Copy !req
557. Right through.
Squeezed through there like soft meat.Copy !req
558. Like soft meat.Copy !req
559. Right through the chain links,
right through the chain links.Copy !req
560. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
561. Money!Copy !req
562. That one was mine.Copy !req
563. - Take it easy!
- Hey, you took mine, man!Copy !req
564. Yeah!Copy !req
565. - Nice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
566. To clean cars and clean money.Copy !req
567. Hear, hear.Copy !req
568. You see?Copy !req
569. I told you we'd get it.Copy !req
570. Did you?Copy !req
571. Seriously.Copy !req
572. It was really great work.Copy !req
573. It's impressive.Copy !req
574. Thank you.Copy !req
575. And Saul finally came through.Copy !req
576. Well, I mean,
he found the guy, right?Copy !req
577. Well, yes, he found the guy, but
I told him what to do and what to say.Copy !req
578. You're right. That's the hard part.Copy !req
579. But, yes, Saul was finally useful.Copy !req
580. Throw him a bone.Copy !req
581. Oh, my God.Copy !req
582. - This is truly amazing.
- Yes, well, it better be.Copy !req
583. Three hundred twenty dollars
a bottle.Copy !req
584. What?Copy !req
585. "Cuvée Pol Roger
Sir Winston Churchill."Copy !req
586. Apparently,
it was his favorite champagne...Copy !req
587. so they just named it after him.Copy !req
588. - How did you pay for it?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
589. No. Cash, I paid cash.Copy !req
590. No, I'm asking how did you,
Walter White...Copy !req
591. an unemployed schoolteacher,
pay for it?Copy !req
592. - How do you explain it?
- Skyler.Copy !req
593. No one saw me.Copy !req
594. Whoever sold it to you did.Copy !req
595. And that's not the point.
The point is we're broke, remember?Copy !req
596. I'm waiting for your unemployment
check so I can pay the phone bill.Copy !req
597. I asked for an extension
from the power company. Why?Copy !req
598. - Because on paper, we have no money.
- You are completely overreacting.Copy !req
599. I'm not apologizing for wanting
to celebrate in some small way.Copy !req
600. I'm not asking you to apologize, Walt.Copy !req
601. I'm asking you to be smart.Copy !req
602. I bought one bottle of champagne.Copy !req
603. One single bottle, Skyler.Copy !req
604. I paid cash. That's it.Copy !req
605. That's all it takes, okay?
I mean, look at Watergate.Copy !req
606. One piece of duct tape on a door...Copy !req
607. brought down
the president of the United States.Copy !req
608. - What? I'm Nixon now?
- No.Copy !req
609. What I'm saying is
the devil is in the details.Copy !req
610. One little mistake,
one slipup in our story...Copy !req
611. that could ruin us.Copy !req
612. Fine.Copy !req
613. Gotta destroy the evidence.Copy !req
614. And when I look at this image
that is part of the record...Copy !req
615. I am very concerned about
what sort of distraction that could be...Copy !req
616. whether it's from
any sort of signage...Copy !req
617. but especially signage that's
changing every five seconds.Copy !req
618. Thank you.Copy !req
619. Any other questions?Copy !req
620. We have a motion and a second
on the floor to grant the appeal.Copy !req
621. All those in favor, raise your hand
and say yes. Yes.Copy !req
622. There's four in the affirmative.
Those opposed?Copy !req
623. There's five no's and the—
That motion fails.Copy !req
624. I would like to make a motion
to uphold the decision...Copy !req
625. and the findings of the EBC.Copy !req
626. And the motion, then, is seconded
by Councilor Cook. Any questions?Copy !req
627. I see none. All those in favor, signify
by saying "yes" to deny the appeal.Copy !req
628. All those in favor,
signify by saying "yes."Copy !req
629. There's five in the affirmative
All those opposed, say "no."Copy !req
630. There's four in the negative.
Now, that passes.Copy !req