1. So how's it look?Copy !req
2. Meaning, do I see it?Copy !req
3. Yes.Copy !req
4. Do you see it?Copy !req
5. Basically, any lawman worth his salt
is gonna spot that, yeah.Copy !req
6. Assuming that's a deal breaker?Copy !req
7. Yes, it's a deal breaker.Copy !req
8. Well, if stealth
is what you're aspiring to...Copy !req
9. you best go
with something more compact.Copy !req
10. Thirty-eight Special.Copy !req
11. Snub nose.Copy !req
12. Got a concealed hammer...Copy !req
13. so it don't catch on your belt
when you draw.Copy !req
14. Tried and true.
No nonsense about it.Copy !req
15. - Five shots.
- Yeah.Copy !req
16. Automatic has how many?Copy !req
17. Ten in the mag, one in the chamber.Copy !req
18. If you can't get it done with five,
you're into spray and pray...Copy !req
19. in which case, I wouldn't count
on another six closing the deal.Copy !req
20. You load that
with 158-grain hollow points...Copy !req
21. instead of standard wadcutters,
it's got plenty of stopping power.Copy !req
22. Can't get more dependable
than a wheel gun.Copy !req
23. Try it on with this.Copy !req
24. That snubbie will conceal up real nice
if you carry it IWB.Copy !req
25. Little harder to draw from,
but there's no substitute...Copy !req
26. if you're intent
on fooling a vigilant eye.Copy !req
27. Comes in polymer too.Copy !req
28. I prefer the feel of leather.Copy !req
29. Old school, I guess.Copy !req
30. Sure it's on the correct side?Copy !req
31. If you're right-handed, it is.Copy !req
32. I don't know, ma— Are you sure?Copy !req
33. Maybe it'll feel better
on the left side.Copy !req
34. General rule,
you don't wanna cross-draw.Copy !req
35. Not unless you're gonna be sitting.Copy !req
36. You know, store clerks,
card gamers and such.Copy !req
37. Either way, you're gonna wanna
practice your draw. A lot.Copy !req
38. Because if you're all fingers...Copy !req
39. well, it might could be him
keeping the peace instead of you.Copy !req
40. Catch my drift?Copy !req
41. What's this?Copy !req
42. That is why you're gonna pay me
five times...Copy !req
43. what you'd pay
your neighborhood gun store.Copy !req
44. Serial number's been filed off.Copy !req
45. So to state the obvious...Copy !req
46. I don't wanna be caught with this
on me.Copy !req
47. No. To state the obvious, you don't.Copy !req
48. You know, mister, I've been providing
my services for the past 30-odd years.Copy !req
49. Think I'd learn better
than to ask a man his business...Copy !req
50. especially not one referred
by the lawyer.Copy !req
51. But I do feel the urge to ask you...Copy !req
52. are we strictly talking defense
here?Copy !req
53. Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
54. Defense.Copy !req
55. Why?Copy !req
56. Because
if it's just personal protection...Copy !req
57. aside from a bucket of money...Copy !req
58. you'd save yourself
a potential felony two-spot...Copy !req
59. for carrying a weapon with a defaced
serial number if you buy it legally.Copy !req
60. But if you did have to use it,
wouldn't it still be better to use one...Copy !req
61. that couldn't be traced?Copy !req
62. This is the West, boss.Copy !req
63. New Mexico's
not a retreat jurisdiction.Copy !req
64. Man steps to you bent
on doing you harm...Copy !req
65. you got every right to plant your feet
and shoot to kill.Copy !req
66. Some call it a moral right, and I do
include myself within that class.Copy !req
67. All this to say,
I'm happy to take your money.Copy !req
68. But if you're not a convicted felon...Copy !req
69. you might best be advised
to bear your arms...Copy !req
70. within the confines of the law.Copy !req
71. It's for defense.Copy !req
72. Defense.Copy !req
73. I'll take it.Copy !req
74. Thanks, Bonnie.Copy !req
75. Jesse.Copy !req
76. What's up, brother?Copy !req
77. Dude, sounds like an earthquake
out there.Copy !req
78. New sound system.Copy !req
79. - Check it out.
- Bodacious subwoofers, yo.Copy !req
80. Serious cannons.Copy !req
81. Eighteen-inchers, six of them.Copy !req
82. Aluminum cones, so they're
really, really, like, sonically neutral.Copy !req
83. Tweeters are killer too.Copy !req
84. Dig all them lines jumping around.
Psychedelic.Copy !req
85. Kind of like just wanna stare
at them.Copy !req
86. Yeah, man, totally makes me wanna
crank old Sabbath and blaze one.Copy !req
87. It's got, like, parametric equalization.Copy !req
88. Automatically adjusts the levels to
changes in air pressure and whatnot.Copy !req
89. It's totally digital.Copy !req
90. Vacuum tube amp, which is by far
the best, anti-distortion-wise.Copy !req
91. Hits 120 decibels
without breaking a sweat.Copy !req
92. Hold onto your hats, bitches.Copy !req
93. Hey, man, I saw Andrea at a meeting
yesterday.Copy !req
94. She asked about you.Copy !req
95. Thanks, man,
but 12 steps and all that.Copy !req
96. Seriously?Copy !req
97. Maybe just a little bump.Copy !req
98. "Left 4 Dead." Bitches get all cranial
when you cap them in the head, like:Copy !req
99. No, no, no, man. "Resident Evil 4"
takes it by a long shot.Copy !req
100. - Please, brother. You're fronting.
- No, seriously.Copy !req
101. That chick, the one you gotta rescue?
She's smoking, bro.Copy !req
102. And then you're, like,
the last undead dude on earth.Copy !req
103. How can you not be dipping
into that?Copy !req
104. Talk about inspiring a brother
to kick zombie ass.Copy !req
105. They're trying to eat your brain.
A dude don't need no more motivation.Copy !req
106. Fair point, I guess.Copy !req
107. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
108. "Call of Duty: World at War,"
zombie mode.Copy !req
109. Now, that's the bomb, man.
Think on it, bro.Copy !req
110. They're not just zombies,
they're Nazi zombies.Copy !req
111. Nazi zombies.Copy !req
112. Yeah, man. SS Waffen troopers too...Copy !req
113. which are like the baddest-ass Nazis
of the whole Nazi family.Copy !req
114. What difference does it make what
their job was when they was living?Copy !req
115. Dude,
you are so historically retarded.Copy !req
116. Nazi zombies don't wanna eat you just
because they're craving the protein.Copy !req
117. They do it because—Copy !req
118. They do it
because they hate Americans, man.Copy !req
119. Talibans. They're the Talibans
of the zombie world.Copy !req
120. I played the game.
They ain't exactly fleet of foot.Copy !req
121. I'm saying, where's the challenge?Copy !req
122. The zombies in "Left 4 Dead"
clock a respectable 40.Copy !req
123. - You gotta lead them.
- They're not even zombies.Copy !req
124. They're just infected.Copy !req
125. They got, like, this rage virus...Copy !req
126. amps them up
like they been smoking the schwag.Copy !req
127. Apples and oranges, bro.
Totally unfair to compare the two.Copy !req
128. Yo, Jesse,
where do you come out on all this?Copy !req
129. Agree. Totally.Copy !req
130. Did that just happen?Copy !req
131. Damn, man.Copy !req
132. It's quiet.Copy !req
133. You know what this place needs?Copy !req
134. You okay?Copy !req
135. Fine.Copy !req
136. Can't you sleep?Copy !req
137. Actually, yes, Marie. This is me
sleeping. What's it look like?Copy !req
138. It looks like you're looking at a rock.Copy !req
139. At 2:24 in the morning.Copy !req
140. This is not a rock, this is a mineral,
for, like, the 10th time.Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. Got it.Copy !req
143. Blue corundum, to be precise.Copy !req
144. Blue corundum.
Well, it's very pretty.Copy !req
145. It's encrusted with igneous biotite
in a mica schist.Copy !req
146. Would you like some more detail?
Because I can give it to you.Copy !req
147. You can keep acting
like you give the first shit—Copy !req
148. Hank.Copy !req
149. Found in the Central Cordillera
of Irian Jaya.Copy !req
150. Blue corundum.Copy !req
151. I'm just saying.Copy !req
152. It's 2 in the morning.Copy !req
153. I'm just asking if maybe—Copy !req
154. You know, last I counted, Marie,
there were four bedrooms in this house.Copy !req
155. You know, I mean,
if I'm keeping you awake and all.Copy !req
156. You've reached Walter White.
Please state your name...Copy !req
157. number and reason for your call.
Thank you.Copy !req
158. Walt?Copy !req
159. Hello? Walt?Copy !req
160. Okay, Walt,
could you call me back, please?Copy !req
161. Hank's bills are really starting
to pile up here.Copy !req
162. And in the meantime...Copy !req
163. I haven't received a check from you
in quite a while.Copy !req
164. Second order of business
is the car wash.Copy !req
165. - God!
- So it's time to take the next step here.Copy !req
166. We need to look
into buying this car wash while we—Copy !req
167. Skyler, what are you doing?Copy !req
168. What do you mean?Copy !req
169. - Wait, are you screening all my calls?
- No, no, no, I'm just—Copy !req
170. What are you thinking leaving
a message like that on my machine?Copy !req
171. What are you—? What did I say?Copy !req
172. You just left recorded proof
of our intention to buy a car wash.Copy !req
173. - Now, you think that was wise?
- Proof of our what?Copy !req
174. What are you talking about?Copy !req
175. Skyler, we should not even be
mentioning the words "car wash"...Copy !req
176. on the phone at all. Period.Copy !req
177. Walt, it is a car wash, not a brothel.Copy !req
178. I mean, if we can't even say what it is,
why are we buying it at all?Copy !req
179. God, look, Skyler, please, just—Copy !req
180. - Hey, Mom.
- Hey, hon.Copy !req
181. Look, there's some cereal
on the breakfast table.Copy !req
182. I'm telling you,
if you're not willing to pull the trigger...Copy !req
183. I'm more than happy
to call Goodman myself.Copy !req
184. No, no, no, I will handle it, okay?Copy !req
185. I could so use a brain transplant
right now.Copy !req
186. Yeah. I'm going to work.Copy !req
187. Wake up, bitch.Copy !req
188. Damn.Copy !req
189. You're way too sensitive
about your zone, bro.Copy !req
190. Come on, man. Cleanup time.Copy !req
191. Right on. Least we can do.Copy !req
192. Hey, the hell with cleaning up.Copy !req
193. Just go out
and get everybody some breakfast.Copy !req
194. Stock up on liquor while you're at it.
Keep this party going.Copy !req
195. I mean it, yo.Copy !req
196. I mean, I want this place kicking harder
than a sensei when I get back.Copy !req
197. - All right.
- You got it, bro.Copy !req
198. Come on, damn it!Copy !req
199. Wake up and party!Copy !req
200. Hello.Copy !req
201. - Yo, you the new guy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
202. You got something for me?Copy !req
203. Two hundred and one point six.Copy !req
204. What's the count?Copy !req
205. Two-oh-one point six.Copy !req
206. Give it a second weigh,
if you would, please.Copy !req
207. New policy.Copy !req
208. What, Walter?Copy !req
209. - Where's Gus?
- Why?Copy !req
210. Because I would like to speak
with him.Copy !req
211. Because the way we left things,
I would like the chance to clear the air.Copy !req
212. What?Copy !req
213. Walter,
you're never gonna see him again.Copy !req
214. Oh, look who woke up hungry.Copy !req
215. Are you hungry?Copy !req
216. Yeah, that's good. Drink that up.Copy !req
217. Just a little longer,
okay, my sweetie?Copy !req
218. Okay?Copy !req
219. There you go.Copy !req
220. Okay, now.Copy !req
221. The Dodge gets a detail...Copy !req
222. and the Corolla...Copy !req
223. gets a hand wax.Copy !req
224. Right? Hand wax.Copy !req
225. Okay.Copy !req
226. Hello. Hello. Just a few more minutes
and then we're on our way home.Copy !req
227. Okay, my sweet girl?Copy !req
228. Mama's just doing her work here.Copy !req
229. Mama's doing her work.Copy !req
230. Way to go, Hank.Copy !req
231. Come on, way to soldier up.Copy !req
232. You're doing it. Come on.Copy !req
233. Another few yards.Copy !req
234. Dig.Copy !req
235. Jesus.Copy !req
236. Look at you. Way to go, honey.Copy !req
237. Come on. Come on, Hank.Copy !req
238. Keep it going.Copy !req
239. Just ten more steps.Copy !req
240. Nine.Copy !req
241. Eight.Copy !req
242. Seven.Copy !req
243. - Six.
- Six.Copy !req
244. You're almost there, Hank.Copy !req
245. All right, buddy.
That's what I call kicking some ass.Copy !req
246. Oh, that was awesome, babe.Copy !req
247. - Hells, yeah.
- Very nice.Copy !req
248. Yeah!Copy !req
249. Hey!Copy !req
250. You're a good man, Chuck. Thanks.Copy !req
251. It's an honor, my friend.Copy !req
252. Same time tomorrow?Copy !req
253. Damned straight...Copy !req
254. if I'm still alive.Copy !req
255. Great session.
Lots of positive energy.Copy !req
256. Lots.Copy !req
257. It's just— It's so great to see that.Copy !req
258. It's just...Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. One day at a time.Copy !req
261. All we can do.Copy !req
262. I know. It's just...Copy !req
263. You've got a real way with him.Copy !req
264. It's...Copy !req
265. You wanna go full time?
We've got a spare bedroom.Copy !req
266. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
267. Wow, you were so strong today.Copy !req
268. Did you work up an appetite?
I'm sure you did.Copy !req
269. Listen, I was thinking
about cooking tonight, so—Copy !req
270. Marie.Copy !req
271. Get out.Copy !req
272. Oh, yo, about time. Oh, my God.Copy !req
273. Yo, what's up with the pie, man?
It ain't cut.Copy !req
274. - Yeah, right. That's the gimmick.
- What gimmick?Copy !req
275. This place, they don't cut their pizza,
they pass the savings on to you.Copy !req
276. How much can it be
to cut a damn pizza?Copy !req
277. Maybe it's, like, democratic, bro.Copy !req
278. You know, cut your own
Christmas tree, cut your own pizza.Copy !req
279. Yeah, it's democratic.Copy !req
280. - What am I supposed to do with this?
- Don't sweat it.Copy !req
281. You got some, like, scissors?Copy !req
282. I will cut this bitch up good.Copy !req
283. Yo, come in.Copy !req
284. Hey, would you...?Copy !req
285. Gotta figure, you make, like,
10 million pizzas a year.Copy !req
286. Each pizza takes, like,
10 seconds to cut?Copy !req
287. In man-hours, that's...Copy !req
288. I don't know.Copy !req
289. A lot?Copy !req
290. Hey, Jesse?Copy !req
291. You got...Copy !req
292. Yeah.Copy !req
293. So how you doing?Copy !req
294. I'm dealing.Copy !req
295. How's Brock?Copy !req
296. Good. He's...Copy !req
297. Brock, honey, wait in the car, okay?
Let the grown-ups speak.Copy !req
298. Go on, little man.
We'll catch up later.Copy !req
299. Guess you know I've been calling.Copy !req
300. Yeah.Copy !req
301. I'm really busy at work and...Copy !req
302. Jesse, I'm not here
to make you come up with excuses.Copy !req
303. You got other things going on.
I get it.Copy !req
304. There's just one thing
you and me gotta talk about.Copy !req
305. And that's this.Copy !req
306. After Tomas was murdered,
two dudes...Copy !req
307. bangers he used to hang with,
get run over.Copy !req
308. One of them shot in the head.
Same night, I get this in my mailbox.Copy !req
309. This was you?Copy !req
310. You know what?Copy !req
311. Whatever it is you had to do with my
brother's killers, I don't wanna know.Copy !req
312. But you gotta tell me one thing...Copy !req
313. is someone gonna come
looking for this?Copy !req
314. No.Copy !req
315. What exactly am I supposed to do
with this?Copy !req
316. Use it to get you and Brock out
of that shit hole of a neighborhood.Copy !req
317. Or you can go out
and spend it on glass...Copy !req
318. and I'd have no way
of stopping you.Copy !req
319. But I gotta believe
you won't do that.Copy !req
320. Go home, Walter.Copy !req
321. How you doing?Copy !req
322. Hi.Copy !req
323. Ton of bricks?Copy !req
324. Rocks.Copy !req
325. You want me to wheel them inside?Copy !req
326. Thank you.Copy !req
327. Marie, is that my minerals?Copy !req
328. Yes, Hank.Copy !req
329. How many boxes?Copy !req
330. I don't know. Three, four hundred.Copy !req
331. A million.Copy !req
332. I don't know.Copy !req
333. Did you check them for damage?Copy !req
334. Oh, my God.Copy !req
335. - They're rocks, Hank.
- No, they're minerals.Copy !req
336. Jesus, Marie. I got some geodes
coming that are very delicate, all right?Copy !req
337. I'll not accept any boxes
that have damage.Copy !req
338. Those delivery jagoffs, I'm not getting
ass-raped by those bastards.Copy !req
339. Just...Copy !req
340. Honey, would you check?Copy !req
341. Just check, please?Copy !req
342. Hey, you, too much wax.Copy !req
343. Stop wasting it.Copy !req
344. Look, tell your brother
that if he doesn't show up tomorrow...Copy !req
345. I'm gonna have to fire him.
So now, go back.Copy !req
346. And no more excuses.Copy !req
347. Mr. Wolynetz,
my name is Skyler White.Copy !req
348. How do you do?Copy !req
349. - You wanna buy my car wash?
- I do.Copy !req
350. And I am prepared to talk numbers
right now, if you'd like.Copy !req
351. You think this is an easy job?Copy !req
352. You are willing to get down
on your hands and knees...Copy !req
353. and scrub like a housemaid...Copy !req
354. with all the chemicals
eating into your nice skin...Copy !req
355. and stinging in your eyes?Copy !req
356. Well, I know a thing or two
about scrubbing.Copy !req
357. Any other advice for me?
Because I am serious about this.Copy !req
358. Good.Copy !req
359. I am serious too.Copy !req
360. I have worked 30 years on building
this business from nothing...Copy !req
361. with my own hands
and my own sweat and blood.Copy !req
362. I can appreciate that. Truly.Copy !req
363. So with that in mind...Copy !req
364. is there a figure you can quote me?Copy !req
365. One which you think would—Copy !req
366. Ten million dollars.Copy !req
367. Well, let's try 879,000.Copy !req
368. Where do you come up with this
number? You pull it from your behind?Copy !req
369. On a typical day,
you average 19 cars per hour.Copy !req
370. Extrapolating, I added the extra
revenues for hand waxes and detailing.Copy !req
371. Subtracted your overhead in salary...Copy !req
372. maintenance,
operating fees, depreciation...Copy !req
373. which I obtained from businesses
in the Albuquerque area...Copy !req
374. giving me an estimate
of your annual cash flow here.Copy !req
375. I applied the industry-standard multiplier,
added market value of your real estate.Copy !req
376. Giving me a total estimated value
of $829,000.Copy !req
377. On top of which I generously added
an extra $50,000.Copy !req
378. So as not to be insulting.Copy !req
379. Twenty million dollars.Copy !req
380. Okay, Mr. Wolynetz, this—Copy !req
381. This is the price for Walter White.Copy !req
382. Oh, yes.
You don't think I know who you are?Copy !req
383. I remember.Copy !req
384. - Well, I have not pretended to be a—
- Your husband.Copy !req
385. He quit without giving me notice.Copy !req
386. He broke my air fresheners,
he cursed at me, and grabbed himself.Copy !req
387. And now he wants
to buy my car wash.Copy !req
388. But he's not man enough
to come in here and face me himself.Copy !req
389. - Instead he sends his woman.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
390. Walter White wants
to buy my car wash.Copy !req
391. The price he pays
is 20 million dollars.Copy !req
392. Now, please leave.Copy !req
393. Have you recently lost a loved one
in an aviation disaster?Copy !req
394. Have you suffered injury,
shock to the senses...Copy !req
395. or property damage
as a result of airplane debris...Copy !req
396. or, God forbid, falling body parts?Copy !req
397. Then call me, Saul Goodman.Copy !req
398. It goes without saying,
that the six, seven...Copy !req
399. perhaps eight-figure
cash settlement that I can win for you...Copy !req
400. will never fill the hole in your heart
caused by your tragic loss.Copy !req
401. But you deserve justice.Copy !req
402. So if you want to tip the scales
back in your favor...Copy !req
403. better call Saul.Copy !req
404. Saul Goodman, attorney-at-law.
505-503-4455.Copy !req
405. We are just about ready to go...Copy !req
406. You might wanna learn
how to tail better...Copy !req
407. if you're planning
on making a habit of it.Copy !req
408. May I buy you a drink?Copy !req
409. Next round, when you're done.Copy !req
410. Why not?
You make a hell of a lot more than I do.Copy !req
411. Another round for him,
and I'll have the same.Copy !req
412. No ice.Copy !req
413. I feel like I need to explain myself.Copy !req
414. There were some actions that I took
which I want you to understand.Copy !req
415. I didn't want any of this to happen.Copy !req
416. Everything I did,
I did out of loyalty to my partner.Copy !req
417. And then, later...Copy !req
418. of course...Copy !req
419. purely out of self-defense.Copy !req
420. I hope you can appreciate that.Copy !req
421. Just like I appreciated that...Copy !req
422. I appreciate
that when you were going to kill me...Copy !req
423. you were simply following orders.
I get that. Completely.Copy !req
424. And I harbor no ill will.Copy !req
425. Well, there's a load off my mind.Copy !req
426. - Mike, I'm trying to tell you—
- I get it.Copy !req
427. Fine.Copy !req
428. Drink up, Walter.Copy !req
429. Hell of a last couple of weeks.Copy !req
430. Makes a man wonder exactly
where he stands.Copy !req
431. I mean, I cannot be alone
in feeling this way.Copy !req
432. Not after what happened to Victor.Copy !req
433. So, what's with the piece?Copy !req
434. Right hip, inside your waistband.Copy !req
435. I noticed it the other day at the lab.
You wear it if it makes you feel better.Copy !req
436. But if push comes to shove,
it's not gonna help.Copy !req
437. Mike, do I have to come right out
and say this?Copy !req
438. You and I...Copy !req
439. we're in the same boat.Copy !req
440. Drink your drink.Copy !req
441. If it happened to Victor,
it could happen to you.Copy !req
442. And what the hell was that, anyway?Copy !req
443. A message?Copy !req
444. He cuts a man's throat
just to send a message?Copy !req
445. You won, Walter.Copy !req
446. You got the job.Copy !req
447. Do yourself a favor
and learn to take yes for an answer.Copy !req
448. Yeah, I got the job.Copy !req
449. But for how long?Copy !req
450. Get me in a room with him.Copy !req
451. Mike, just get me in a room...Copy !req
452. and I'll do the rest.Copy !req
453. You done?Copy !req
454. Yeah.Copy !req
455. Thanks for the drink.Copy !req
456. Pinkman, man,
you know how to party, brother.Copy !req
457. Epic. Epic.Copy !req
458. Seriously? Where you two going?Copy !req
459. Jesse, I've been awake
for, like, three straight days.Copy !req
460. I'm turning into a Sleestak.Copy !req
461. So crash here.Copy !req
462. It's not like I ain't got the space.Copy !req
463. Yeah, that's cool and all,
but I think I got, like, this cat.Copy !req
464. Think I'm, like, supposed to feed it.Copy !req
465. Whatever, you little bitch.
What about you?Copy !req
466. You sticking or do I gotta flip you over,
check you for a slizz?Copy !req
467. Bro, I'm kind of pushing flowers here,
yo.Copy !req
468. I ain't proud of it,
but it's God's honest truth.Copy !req
469. Hell, brother,
you know we got mad love for you.Copy !req
470. Now that you're back in the mix,
it's, like, nothing but good days ahead.Copy !req
471. Plenty of time to pace it out,
is all I'm saying.Copy !req
472. Yeah, man.Copy !req
473. Totally.Copy !req
474. I was thinking, like, next week?Copy !req
475. Yeah, sure, man. Next week.Copy !req
476. We cool?Copy !req
477. We are cool.Copy !req