1. You can do this.
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2. You have reached Walter White.
Please state your name...
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3. number, and the reason for your call.
Thank you.
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4. Third try.
Walt, if you're there, please pick up.
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5. I really wanted to do this together,
but I can hear him getting up.
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6. It's not like I can keep him
from seeing the thing.
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7. So, I'm sorry, but I've waited
as long as possible and I...
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8. I guess I'm gonna have to go ahead
without you.
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9. So call me.
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10. - Hey.
- Hey. Happy birthday, sweet 16.
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11. Thanks, Mom.
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12. Of course,
I thought you might sleep through it.
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13. So since it's almost, oh, noon...
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14. I think your first big birthday
decision is breakfast or lunch?
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15. - Pancakes?
- Pancakes it is.
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16. Oh, could you do me a favor?
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17. I forgot to get the paper.
Can you grab it for me?
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18. - Sure.
- Thanks.
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19. Surprise.
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20. It's from me and your dad.
It's pretty slick, huh?
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21. Yeah. Thanks, Mom. It's... It's great.
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22. I really did a lot of research...
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23. and, I don't know,
this car just really stood out to me.
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24. It's got a ton of great features,
power everything, solid engine.
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25. It's really roomy so you can,
you know, carpool with all your friends.
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26. And, of course,
it is safe because I'm still your mother.
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27. And it has a CD player...
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28. so you can listen to tunes
while cruising around.
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29. So you know what? Breakfast can wait.
You wanna take it for a spin?
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30. Maybe later. I'm kind of starving.
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31. Yeah, okay. Well, let's...
Let's get those pancakes going.
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32. Saul, he's here.
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33. Bad idea. This is a bad idea.
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34. Saul?
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35. Send him in.
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36. Mr. Beneke. Saul Goodman.
Thank you for coming down.
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37. Hey. Yeah, hi.
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38. Have a seat, please.
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39. I...
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40. I don't understand why I'm here.
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41. - Something to do with my creditors?
- Creditors? No.
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42. I'll cut right to the chase, Mr. Beneke.
I have some bad news.
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43. Nothing but lately.
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44. Your great-aunt Birgit passed away.
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45. I'm sorry, who?
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46. Apparently she passed away
in Diekirch, Luxembourg.
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47. And this was— Wow, eight years ago.
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48. I just assumed you two were close,
given that...
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49. Well, maybe this is good news.
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50. Birgit left behind a sizable estate...
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51. of which you, Mr. Beneke,
are the primary beneficiary.
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52. What?
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53. She had no immediate relatives
so the estate's just been sitting...
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54. while the folks over in the EU
searched for a living heir.
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55. Well, I don't know of any relatives
in Luxembourg.
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56. Definitely no one
who would name me in their will.
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57. Well...
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58. Well, here we go. She left no will.
So that's probably why it took so long.
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59. They traced the inheritance
to your father.
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60. But having passed— My condolences.
—you are the next in line...
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61. to the tune of $621,552.33.
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62. And when does Don Eladio arrive?
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63. Let's see how the cook goes first.
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64. Who's the chemist?
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65. Is this a joke?
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66. He's asking if you're the chemist.
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67. I'm one of them.
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68. Okay, we've all met.
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69. Let's get to work.
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70. Where's the phenylacetic acid?
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71. Please show him the phenylacetic acid.
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72. We synthesize it ourselves.
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73. All the ingredients are here.
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74. They synthesize their own.
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75. What?
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76. I don't do that.
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77. What's the problem?
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78. Look, I get my phenylacetic acid
from the barrel with the bee on it.
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79. That's how I know how to do it.
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80. Mr. Pinkman was under the impression
that the phenylacetic acid...
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81. would already be synthesized
upon his arrival.
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82. Any sophomore chemistry
student can make it.
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83. What kind of amateur
have you brought us?
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84. - What's he saying?
- We're working it out.
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85. This is ridiculous.
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86. I'm not letting some infant...
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87. who can't even synthesize
phenylacetic acid...
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88. teach me my business.
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89. Tell this asshole if he wants to learn
how to make my product...
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90. he's gotta do it my way.
The right way.
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91. I speak English.
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92. So you understand
what "asshole" means.
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93. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid,
asshole.
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94. How long is it gonna take
to get him what he needs?
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95. I don't know. I have no idea.
Several hours, at least.
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96. I can wait. Gives us time to talk
about the state of this lab.
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97. Don't you have standards?
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98. I mean, this place is disgusting.
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99. All right, we're gonna scour every vat,
every tank, every cook surface.
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100. We clean up every possible source
of contamination. And then we cook.
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101. Who do you think you are?
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102. I'm the guy your boss brought here
to show you how it's done.
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103. And if this is how you run your lab,
no wonder.
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104. You're lucky he hasn't fired your ass.
Now, if you don't want that to happen...
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105. I suggest you stop whining
like a little bitch, and do what I say.
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106. Clean up!
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107. You have reached Walter White.
Please state your name...
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108. number, and the reason for your call.
Thank you.
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109. Dad, you there?
I'm outside. Are you okay?
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110. I know you're home, your car is here.
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111. You missed my party which feels like
something's gotta be really wrong.
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112. I... I'm gonna have to call 911.
I don't know what else to do.
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113. Dad?
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114. Come in, if you're coming in.
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115. What happened to you?
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116. What happened?
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117. I got into a fight.
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118. What do you mean, a fight?
Like—? What fight?
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119. Are you gonna talk to me here?
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120. What are you doing?
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121. - I'm calling Mom.
- Don't do that.
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122. Look, I...
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123. I appreciate that you're concerned,
but I'm fine.
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124. Just do not call your mother.
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125. Why not?
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126. Because...
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127. I was gambling.
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128. If you tell your mother, I just—
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129. I will never, never hear the end of it.
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130. So please.
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131. Can we just keep this between us?
Would you do that for me?
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132. Just... Just keep it to yourself.
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133. I don't understand.
How'd you get into a fight?
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134. And with who?
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135. I made a mistake.
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136. It's my own fault.
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137. - I had it coming.
- Dad...
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138. it's okay.
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139. It's all my fault.
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140. I just...
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141. I'm sorry.
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142. I'm sorry.
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143. Dad.
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144. Come here.
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145. Come on. Dad, it's okay.
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146. No. Hey, hey, no.
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147. - It's okay. Come on, please. It's okay.
- No.
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148. Look at me. Look at me.
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149. It's okay. It is. Come on.
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150. Come on.
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151. Come on.
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152. It's— It's okay.
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153. Hey.
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154. How was your birthday?
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155. Good. Get some rest.
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156. Okay.
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157. The new car...
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158. did you drive it here?
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159. Yeah.
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160. That's good.
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161. You like it?
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162. Sure. I do.
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163. It drives great.
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164. That's good, Jesse.
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165. Yes.
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166. - Yes.
- Well done.
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167. The first of many.
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168. Yeah? What's that mean?
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169. You're staying.
You belong to the cartel now.
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170. You can't come to my work like this.
You're too recognizable.
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171. Your face is plastered on every
bus bench within a five-mile radius.
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172. Celebrities have to get their cars
washed just like everybody else.
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173. I wouldn't have come
if it wasn't important.
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174. - Okay?
- What is it?
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175. Well, I went ahead and met
with your Mr. Beneke. Right?
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176. Which, I will say again,
loudly and for the record, bad idea.
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177. Yes, but it is better than prison,
correct?
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178. Marginally. Which is why I disbursed
the funds as you requested.
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179. All right, good.
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180. Yeah. I can't believe
he actually bought it.
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181. Great-aunt Birgit. What?
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182. But you called it. People see zeroes
dance before their eyes...
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183. - ... it's like highway hypnosis.
- So, what's the problem?
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184. Let's just say, you and I don't
wear the same rose-colored glasses...
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185. where Johnny Fabulous
is concerned.
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186. So I kept an eye on his bank accounts,
and pulled his credit report.
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187. If you would, note the time on that.
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188. Three fifty-four p.m. yesterday.
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189. - Three hours after leaving my office.
- He bought a Mercedes SL550.
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190. He's actually leasing it,
but he put 4500 down.
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191. He's gonna pay 1830 a month.
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192. Fully loaded.
He even got the heated steering wheel.
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193. But that's upwards of 6300
that won't be going to the IRS.
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194. I just thought you might like to know,
loath as I am to say, I told you so.
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195. Where is he now?
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196. Hey.
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197. How you doing?
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198. Good.
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199. How are you?
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200. I'm fine, but your mother
is going to be worried sick.
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201. I called her last night.
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202. Oh, God.
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I was spending the night at Louis'.
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206. I'm fine, son. I...
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208. Well, I...
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209. I took these painkillers
that I had leftover from my surgery...
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211. to wash them down
with a couple of beers.
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212. Not my most sterling moment,
I admit.
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214. I wish I could take back last night.
It was your birthday.
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215. - This shouldn't be on your mind.
- It's okay.
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216. No, it's not okay.
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217. I'm your father,
and I don't want last night to be...
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219. can't think of me like...
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220. Like what?
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222. My father died when I was 6.
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223. - You knew that, right?
- Yeah.
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224. He had Huntington's disease. It's...
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225. It destroys portions of the brain...
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226. affects muscle control...
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227. leads to dementia,
it's just a nasty disease.
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228. It's genetic.
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that I might have it...
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when I was a kid, but I came up clean.
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235. My mother would tell me
so many stories about my father.
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all the time.
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240. Medium rare.
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that was who I saw too.
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249. In truth, I only have one real...
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250. actual memory of my father.
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right before he died.
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to the hospital to visit him.
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253. And I remember the smell
in there, the chemicals.
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254. It was as if they used up...
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255. every single cleaning product
they could find in a 50-mile radius.
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smelling the sick people.
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257. There was this stench
of Lysol and bleach.
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258. I mean, you could just feel it
coating your lungs.
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259. Anyway, there lying on the bed...
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265. She's sitting on the bed next to him
so I can get a good look at him.
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266. But really, he just scares me.
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267. And he's looking right at me...
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that he knows who I am.
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you know, as she does...
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I could remember...
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an empty spray-paint can.
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277. Anyway...
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278. that is the only real memory
that I have of my father.
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279. I don't want you to think of me
the way I was last night.
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280. I don't want that to be the memory
you have of me when I'm gone.
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281. Remembering you that way...
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282. wouldn't be so bad.
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would be the way...
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284. The way you've been
this whole last year.
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285. At least last night you were...
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286. You were real, you know?
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287. - Bye.
- Bye.
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288. Somewhere you should be?
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289. Well, basically
it was a temporary hiatus.
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290. But you give us two weeks, we will
be up and running 100 percent.
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291. All right, you talk to your people
and get back to me, okay?
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292. - Hi.
- Yeah, thanks, Tanya.
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293. Okay. You bet.
Say hi to the kids for me.
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294. - Hey.
- Hi.
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295. Nice surprise. What's up?
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296. Just thought I'd swing by,
see how things are going.
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297. Well, things are...
Things took a turn. It's kind of crazy.
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298. Oh, yeah?
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299. The universe is telling me something.
I got some good news.
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300. Some very good news...
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301. and I'm getting the business
going again.
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302. I figure we haven't been down long...
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303. so we should be able to get most
of our old contracts back. Sit.
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304. Oh, thank you. That's—
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307. How is that even possible?
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308. Well, I got a very unexpected
cash infusion.
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looking out for me.
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310. I guess so.
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311. Is that yours, outside?
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312. Yeah, well, you know...
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313. I can't be driving a piece of crap.
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314. You got to present
that successful image.
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315. Right. So the IRS stuff.
That's resolved?
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316. Yeah, it's in progress.
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317. So you paid them?
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318. Well, not yet, but I will.
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319. When?
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320. Well, it's not that simple.
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321. Here's the thing:
I never had proper legal counsel.
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322. So I was thinking...
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323. I should hire someone good who can
maybe hammer out a better deal.
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324. There will never
be a better deal, Ted.
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325. The deal is you pay
your back taxes...
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326. you pay your penalty,
and you don't go to prison.
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327. That's a good deal. So...
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328. Let's keep our priorities straight.
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329. Well, my priority
is getting my business back.
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330. And putting my employees back on the
payroll so they can pay their mortgages.
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331. Right. But I think
your employees would agree...
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332. that you need to get
your financial situation in control...
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334. Boy, the IRS
got you on commission?
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though I really understand...
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338. that you need to pay what you owe.
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339. Skyler...
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340. this is my money.
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341. Why are we having this conversation?
You're no longer a part of my life.
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342. A decision you made, by the way.
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why you're hectoring me about this.
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344. - Ted, this affects both of us.
- No it doesn't.
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to pay your bill.
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347. By the end of this month.
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348. Which you promised
the IRS in writing that you would do.
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351. Okay, duly noted.
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352. What does that mean?
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I really need a yes here, Ted.
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354. All right, Skyler,
I'll tell you what it means. It means...
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there's the door.
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356. And I'm inviting you to, you know...
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357. And thank you for your concern,
but I'm done talking about this.
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358. From whom exactly do you think
you got that 600,000, Ted?
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359. Great-aunt Birgit?
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360. That was you?
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361. Yeah.
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362. What is this shit?
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365. I promise you this:
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366. Either we're all going home
or none of us are.
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368. On your feet.
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369. Gustavo.
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370. I'm so happy...
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371. you finally came to your senses.
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372. May I present the cook.
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373. This is your new employer.
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374. You address him as Don Eladio.
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375. It's a term of respect.
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376. Hello, young man.
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377. He doesn't speak
a word of Spanish, does he?
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378. And he's no chemist...
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379. I'll tell you that.
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380. I don't care if he's a pig farmer.
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college degrees.
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383. And this one will have
plenty of time to learn Spanish.
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384. What's in there?
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386. Gustavo, you're so generous.
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387. It's a token of respect.
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388. In honor of our renewed friendship.
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390. No, impossible!
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391. Zafiro Añejo!
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392. Look at this.
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393. Even the bottle is a work of art.
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394. It's perfection!
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395. Perhaps...
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396. it's too good to share.
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398. It's yours to do with as you choose.
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399. I choose...
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403. If you spill a drop...
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406. Gustavo.
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407. Welcome to Mexico.
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408. Now you say:
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409. This one's an addict.
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411. None for you!
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412. Enough business!
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413. Bring the girls!
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423. There's no place for emotion in this.
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424. You of all people should understand.
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425. Business is business.
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426. If you'll excuse me.
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427. - Where are you going?
- To use your bathroom.
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430. Show Gustavo the pisser.
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431. And make sure he doesn't get lost.
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433. Make yourself useful. Find a gun.
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439. Or fight me...
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440. and die!
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441. I hope to hell that works.
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442. Take him.
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443. Keys.
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444. No. No.
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445. Okay. Okay.
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447. Go.
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448. Kid, get us out of here, kid.
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449. Come on.
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