1. What is this? It's blue.Copy !req
2. We used a different chemical process,
but it is every bit as pure.Copy !req
3. It may be blue, but it's the bomb.Copy !req
4. Tight, tight, tight. Yeah.Copy !req
5. Blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man,
just keep bringing me that.Copy !req
6. You're all right. We're gonna make
a lot of money together.Copy !req
7. Just remember
who you're working for.Copy !req
8. What did you say?Copy !req
9. I'm just saying, they gotta know
that they're working for you.Copy !req
10. Like they don't already know that?Copy !req
11. Are you saying that they're stupid?Copy !req
12. No, I'm just saying.Copy !req
13. Okay, so you're not saying
that they're stupid?Copy !req
14. So I don't understand.
Are you saying that I'm stupid?Copy !req
15. Is that it?Copy !req
16. Is that what you're doing?Copy !req
17. Tuco. Tuco.Copy !req
18. Hey, why don't we all
just relax, huh?Copy !req
19. Heisenberg says relax.Copy !req
20. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm rela—Copy !req
21. Damn, man! Look at that! Look!Copy !req
22. Yeah, that's messed up.Copy !req
23. Okay, Heisenberg. Next week.Copy !req
24. Adjusting for inflation...Copy !req
25. Good state college,
adjusting for inflation...Copy !req
26. say, $45,000 a year.Copy !req
27. Two kids, four years of college,
$360,000.Copy !req
28. Remaining mortgage on the home,
107,000.Copy !req
29. Home equity line, 30,000.
That's 137,000.Copy !req
30. Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities...Copy !req
31. say, 2 grand a month.Copy !req
32. I mean, that should put a dent in it,
anyway.Copy !req
33. Twenty-four K a year,
provide for, say, 10 years.Copy !req
34. That's $240,000.
Plus 360, plus 137.Copy !req
35. Seven thirty-seven.Copy !req
36. Seven hundred and thirty-seven
thousand. That's what I need.Copy !req
37. That is what I need.Copy !req
38. You and I both clear
about 70 grand a week.Copy !req
39. That's only 10 and half more weeks.
Call it 11.Copy !req
40. Eleven more drug deals, and always
in a public place from now on.Copy !req
41. It's doable. Definitely doable.Copy !req
42. No, no. Stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
43. Heisenberg!Copy !req
44. What the hell?
What's wrong with him?Copy !req
45. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
46. You can't take an ass-beating, bitch?Copy !req
47. - Oh, damn, Tuco.
- Shut up!Copy !req
48. There's no pulse.Copy !req
49. - Do something.
- Do something?Copy !req
50. He needs an ambulance.
He needs a hospital.Copy !req
51. Do something! You're smart, right?Copy !req
52. Do that— Do that thing.Copy !req
53. No, there's not— There's nothing.Copy !req
54. Breathe into his mouth.Copy !req
55. No, they don't teach that any more.
It doesn't work.Copy !req
56. You, come here.
Breathe into his mouth.Copy !req
57. No.Copy !req
58. Get rid of him.Copy !req
59. Look, Tuco,
we can't do him like that, man.Copy !req
60. Buzzards and rats and all that.Copy !req
61. I'm just saying, you know?
It's not very Christian.Copy !req
62. That sounds like arguing.Copy !req
63. Gonzo, hurry up.Copy !req
64. What's the big hurry?Copy !req
65. Oh, I... I just think we're done here.Copy !req
66. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
67. You're done.Copy !req
68. Hey, I'm back here.Copy !req
69. Hello?Copy !req
70. Are already married—Copy !req
71. Hello?Copy !req
72. Thank you to our viewers—Copy !req
73. Hey.Copy !req
74. The crash happened
as rush hour began around 8 a.m.Copy !req
75. Walt?Copy !req
76. Didn't you hear me?Copy !req
77. Walt.Copy !req
78. Walt.Copy !req
79. - Hey.
- Hey yourself.Copy !req
80. What, you can't answer
when I'm calling you?Copy !req
81. Are you okay?Copy !req
82. Great.Copy !req
83. New hat'?Copy !req
84. Yeah.Copy !req
85. I got some chicken at Albertson's.Copy !req
86. Do you want me to heat
some up for you?Copy !req
87. But they can occasionally adapt
to other local areas...Copy !req
88. like airports, golf courses"Copy !req
89. Where've you been?Copy !req
90. What is...?Copy !req
91. What are you doing?Copy !req
92. Okay.Copy !req
93. You know what?
I've got all this crap on my face.Copy !req
94. Let me clean up first, okay?Copy !req
95. You know, Walter Junior's
gonna be home any minute, so...Copy !req
96. Okay. Yeah, just...Copy !req
97. Okay. Enough.Copy !req
98. Hold up. Stop it.Copy !req
99. Stop it!Copy !req
100. I know you're scared...Copy !req
101. and you're angry and frustrated.
And I know none of this is fair.Copy !req
102. But you cannot take it out on me.Copy !req
103. Hey, I'm home.Copy !req
104. Oh, we are dead.Copy !req
105. Dead, man.Copy !req
106. Ruto or rute
or however the hell you—Copy !req
107. - This is conjecture.
- This is conjecture?Copy !req
108. - Conjecture isn't helping.
- Conjecture—?Copy !req
109. - We need to state the facts.
- Okay, fine. Facts, then. Fact A:Copy !req
110. My phone rang eight times last night.
Dead air, hang ups every time.Copy !req
111. Second fact:
Like 3 in the morning...Copy !req
112. I saw that Caddy of his
cruising my neighborhood.Copy !req
113. If he wanted to kill us,
he would've at the junkyard.Copy !req
114. What is that, conjecture?Copy !req
115. Are you basing that on that he's got
a normal, healthy brain or something?Copy !req
116. Did you not see him beat a dude
to death for, like, nothing?Copy !req
117. And that way—
That way he just kept staring at us...Copy !req
118. saying, "You're done."Copy !req
119. "You're done"?Copy !req
120. You know what that means?
I will tell you what that means.Copy !req
121. That means
exactly how it sounds, yo.Copy !req
122. All right. We are witnesses.
We are loose ends.Copy !req
123. Right now, Tuco's thinking,
"Yeah, hey...Copy !req
124. they cook good meth,
but can I trust them?"Copy !req
125. What happens when he decides "no"?Copy !req
126. No.Copy !req
127. It is him or us. You understand?
It is him or us!Copy !req
128. - How would you do it?
- What do you mean, how?Copy !req
129. Specifically, how would you do it?
Step by step.Copy !req
130. All right.Copy !req
131. Say we set up one last sale.Copy !req
132. This is providing he doesn't decide
to waste us before then.Copy !req
133. Every time we bring in a new batch,
he always tests the product, right?Copy !req
134. So as his head is down,
you know, giving it a snort, just:Copy !req
135. So three shots?Copy !req
136. - Three shots or, I don't know, two.
- Wait, is it two, or is it three?Copy !req
137. - Two would probably work, I guess.
- Okay, two shots.Copy !req
138. Two in the chest, in the face?Copy !req
139. I'm just trying to understand
how this works.Copy !req
140. Okay.
All right, we'll put a pin in that.Copy !req
141. But by now, the big guy, Gonzo...Copy !req
142. he's probably coming at you, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
143. - You turn toward him.
- Yeah, just wheel on him—Copy !req
144. How many shots for him?
He's a big guy.Copy !req
145. How many shots does that take?Copy !req
146. - I don't know. Three shots.
- Three shots.Copy !req
147. Okay, Tuco and Gonzo.
Two men down.Copy !req
148. Now, is there anyone else there?Copy !req
149. I mean, Tuco is usually
with someone else, right?Copy !req
150. Maybe even a couple of guys.
His dealers, his posse.Copy !req
151. All right.Copy !req
152. So we'll put a pin in that one too.Copy !req
153. At this point, how many shots fired?Copy !req
154. You've gotta be running low.
How many bullets does that gun take?Copy !req
155. Well, let me see.Copy !req
156. It's not—Copy !req
157. How can you suggest
that we kill a man...Copy !req
158. and you can't even open the gun?Copy !req
159. - It's not that easy, is it?
- Hey, man, Walt, you did it.Copy !req
160. Yeah.Copy !req
161. Call Skyler.Copy !req
162. Hey, there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler and Walter, Jr.Copy !req
163. We can't come to the phone right now,
so please leave us a message.Copy !req
164. Well, aren't you early bird,
up and out already?Copy !req
165. The big lug and I are gonna go try
that new restaurant...Copy !req
166. over by UNM tonight...Copy !req
167. so let me know
if you guys wanna hang.Copy !req
168. Listen to me. "Hang."Copy !req
169. Walt Jr. will be proud.
I know the lingo.Copy !req
170. I'm still hip.Copy !req
171. It's Chinese. The restaurant.Copy !req
172. I don't know,
I just feel like Chinese.Copy !req
173. Do you think that people in China
ever just feel like American?Copy !req
174. You know, and they go out
and get little takeout boxes...Copy !req
175. with mashed potatoes
and meat loaf...Copy !req
176. and try and figure out
how to use the little knives and forks?Copy !req
177. I wonder if that ever happens.Copy !req
178. All right, I'll let you go. So call me.Copy !req
179. Skyler didn't pick up?Copy !req
180. Obviously she's not home.Copy !req
181. Baby. Baby, wait up.Copy !req
182. Hey, what was that about Chinese?Copy !req
183. Dinner tonight. That new place.Copy !req
184. - How late they serve?
- I don't know.Copy !req
185. You got Dave at 8.Copy !req
186. - Not tonight.
- Yeah, you do. Remember?Copy !req
187. No, that's Thursday.Copy !req
188. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's Thursday.Copy !req
189. Remember how at the last minute
they changed it?Copy !req
190. They were gonna charge us
a penalty.Copy !req
191. Look, baby,
you only got six more sessions.Copy !req
192. And I'm doing them, Hank.Copy !req
193. I said I would do them,
and I'm doing them.Copy !req
194. I can't help it if you got
your days of the week wrong.Copy !req
195. Look out. Sorry, Mr. Schrader.Copy !req
196. Look, it's... You know, it's just...Copy !req
197. Oh, boy. I...Copy !req
198. I think Dave is really helping you.Copy !req
199. Yeah.Copy !req
200. Yeah.Copy !req
201. Sorry about that.Copy !req
202. She's...Copy !req
203. Hey! Hey, where's my phone call?Copy !req
204. Hits two in the sand,
two in the forest...Copy !req
205. and then he says, "Give me a four."
- Hey, Gomez.Copy !req
206. Gomez? What do you got for me?Copy !req
207. Come on. Chop-chop.Copy !req
208. Good morning to you too.Copy !req
209. A.P.D. sent this over.
This was about eight or 10 days ago.Copy !req
210. - You know Southwest Aniline, right?
- Yeah, off the 25?Copy !req
211. The place smells like feet.Copy !req
212. This is them. Check this out.Copy !req
213. - Holy shit. What was that?
- Thermite. So they tell me.Copy !req
214. Burns about 5000 degrees.Copy !req
215. Kind of stuff you see
on a James Bond movie.Copy !req
216. Nice. Guys who know their trade.Copy !req
217. Wait. I take that back.Copy !req
218. What, they didn't think
about stealing a hand truck?Copy !req
219. Hey, try rolling it, morons.
It's a barrel.Copy !req
220. It rolls. Jesus.Copy !req
221. - So, what'd they get?
- Methylamine, 30 gallons.Copy !req
222. P2P?Copy !req
223. They're cooking
old school biker meth.Copy !req
224. Who the hell still does that?Copy !req
225. All the old-timers I know
are either dead or in prison.Copy !req
226. Pseudo's in short supply...Copy !req
227. so these two make do
by changing up the formula.Copy !req
228. That and the thermite...Copy !req
229. I'd say these two
know their chemistry.Copy !req
230. - But ranking them as burglars?
- Shit.Copy !req
231. I wouldn't trust these two
to break into the Special Olympics.Copy !req
232. They got book learning
but no street skills.Copy !req
233. Maybe they're college kids.Copy !req
234. Chem students
trying to make a big score.Copy !req
235. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
236. I tell you, 30 gallons of precursor...Copy !req
237. That big a score, they're gonna
wind up stepping on some toes.Copy !req
238. Tell you what, they better pray
it's us who catches up to them...Copy !req
239. and not those boys from Juarez.Copy !req
240. Your daughter wants out.Copy !req
241. Hey there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler and Walter Jr.Copy !req
242. We can't come to the phone,
so please leave us a message.Copy !req
243. Hey, it's me.Copy !req
244. Thought I 'd try you earlier...Copy !req
245. before you go out
and, you know, face the day.Copy !req
246. I'm realizing now...Copy !req
247. it probably takes you a little longer
to get to the phone...Copy !req
248. owing to the extra baby weight—Copy !req
249. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
250. Walt, did you spend
the entire night out here?Copy !req
251. No.Copy !req
252. No, no. Well, not all of it.Copy !req
253. Oh, yeah. I did have a touch of—
My stomach, you know.Copy !req
254. I knew I was gonna be up and down,
so I just didn't wanna wake you.Copy !req
255. - How would he know where I live?
- You sure it was Tuco?Copy !req
256. Who else could it be?Copy !req
257. - Did you ever tell him my name?
- No.Copy !req
258. Did you tell him
where I live or anything?Copy !req
259. - No.
- What about Gonzo, or the dead one?Copy !req
260. - Did you tell them anything?
- I didn't say jack.Copy !req
261. Okay, Tuco must've put out,
like, you know, feelers.Copy !req
262. He's got his ways and means, yo.
Sources, all right? He's closing in.Copy !req
263. And what happens when he finds out
that my brother-in-law is a DEA agent?Copy !req
264. Oh, God. What happens then?Copy !req
265. Look, it's got five bullets.Copy !req
266. I finally figured out how to...
Look, I just finally— I figured it out.Copy !req
267. I say we get a second gun, right'?
For you.Copy !req
268. I mean, don't we, like,
double our chances?Copy !req
269. I mean, mathematically.Copy !req
270. I've got a better idea.Copy !req
271. Thank God.Copy !req
272. All right.Copy !req
273. What is it, Mr. White?
Lay it on me.Copy !req
274. - Beans
- Beans?Copy !req
275. They're castor beans.Copy !req
276. So, what are we gonna do
with them?Copy !req
277. Are we just gonna grow
a magic beanstalk?Copy !req
278. Climb it and escape?Copy !req
279. We are going to process them
into ricin.Copy !req
280. Rice and beans?Copy !req
281. Ricin.
It's an extremely effective poison.Copy !req
282. It's toxic in small doses.Copy !req
283. Also fairly easy to overlook
during an autopsy.Copy !req
284. All right.Copy !req
285. - All right. So—
- Don't touch them.Copy !req
286. - You can get poisoned from beans?
- Yes.Copy !req
287. Back in the late 70s, ricin was used
to assassinate a Bulgarian journalist.Copy !req
288. The KGB modified
the tip of an umbrella...Copy !req
289. to inject a tiny pellet
into the man's leg.Copy !req
290. And we're talking about an amount
not bigger than the head of a pin.Copy !req
291. But it— It killed him?Copy !req
292. Oh, yes.Copy !req
293. Now we just need to figure out
a delivery device...Copy !req
294. and then no more Tuco.Copy !req
295. - Hey, Sky.
- Hey, Hank.Copy !req
296. How you doing?Copy !req
297. Is this... This a bad time?Copy !req
298. No, come on in.Copy !req
299. I should've called first. I'm sorry.Copy !req
300. What can I do for you?Copy !req
301. Maybe we ought—Copy !req
302. You wanna sit down first?Copy !req
303. I don't know, Hank.Copy !req
304. Depends on whether or not
this is gonna be about Marie.Copy !req
305. - Did she send you?
- Hell, no.Copy !req
306. She's barely even talking to me.Copy !req
307. That's why I'm here, okay?Copy !req
308. Self-preservation. Big timeCopy !req
309. Look...Copy !req
310. I know you gals have
your ups and downs.Copy !req
311. - I get it.
- Gals.Copy !req
312. And I need to get involved
like I need a second hole in my ass.Copy !req
313. But if you could do me this huge favor
and just return her phone calls.Copy !req
314. I don't think
I'm quite ready to do that yet.Copy !req
315. Communication. Communication, right?
Back and forth. Come on.Copy !req
316. Sky, do this for me, please.
You can yell at her.Copy !req
317. Just call her back.Copy !req
318. Marie is a shoplifter, Hank.Copy !req
319. That's right.Copy !req
320. That baby tiara
she gave me at the shower?Copy !req
321. She stole it
from Gertrude Zachary's. Yeah.Copy !req
322. I almost got arrested
when I went back to return it.Copy !req
323. And Marie won't admit it.
She won't apologize.Copy !req
324. Yeah.Copy !req
325. If I thought you were gonna return it,
I would have never, you know...Copy !req
326. You knew about this.Copy !req
327. We're working on it.Copy !req
328. I mean,
she's got this therapist, Dave.Copy !req
329. - And I mean, Dave is really good.
- Dave's good, yeah.Copy !req
330. But it's an ongoing process, Sky...Copy !req
331. and we have gotta be
understanding, you know?Copy !req
332. I mean, we gotta, you know.Copy !req
333. We gotta support the shit out of her.Copy !req
334. Do we?Copy !req
335. Yeah.Copy !req
336. I need support.Copy !req
337. Me.Copy !req
338. The almost-40-year-old
pregnant woman...Copy !req
339. with the surprise baby on the way.Copy !req
340. And the husband
with the lung cancer...Copy !req
341. who disappears for hours,
and I don't know where he goes.Copy !req
342. And he barely
even speaks to me any more.Copy !req
343. With the moody son
who does the same thing.Copy !req
344. And the overdrawn
checking account.Copy !req
345. And the lukewarm water heater
that leaks rusty-looking crap...Copy !req
346. and is rotting out the floor
of the utility closet...Copy !req
347. and we can't even afford to fix it.Copy !req
348. But, oh, I see.Copy !req
349. Now I'm supposed to go,
"Hank, please...Copy !req
350. what can I possibly do
to further benefit...Copy !req
351. my spoiled, kleptomaniac,
bitch sister...Copy !req
352. who somehow always manages
to be the center of attention?"Copy !req
353. Because God knows she's the one
with the really important problems.Copy !req
354. Want me to take a look
at that utility closet?Copy !req
355. That's all it takes?Copy !req
356. That's all it takes.Copy !req
357. So now what?Copy !req
358. Now we arrange our next meet.Copy !req
359. In a public place this time.
Nice and safe.Copy !req
360. Business as usual.Copy !req
361. And after we sell him our usual
four pounds, then we'll pull this out.Copy !req
362. "By the way, Tuco, this is a new formula
we've been working on.Copy !req
363. Care to try it?"Copy !req
364. Okay, well, what's new about it?Copy !req
365. I mean, just in case he asks.
What do we say?Copy !req
366. I don't know.
Whatever you want.Copy !req
367. It gets the user insanely high.Copy !req
368. I mean, how much salesmanship
do we really need?Copy !req
369. That degenerate snorts anything
he gets his hands on.Copy !req
370. Okay, well, we'll just put
a pin in that, then.Copy !req
371. Anyway, within the next 48 hours,
maybe 72...Copy !req
372. it'll look like natural causes.Copy !req
373. - What, like a heart attack?
- Yeah.Copy !req
374. Or the flu, maybe.Copy !req
375. His associates won't know
any differently...Copy !req
376. and we'll be in the clear.Copy !req
377. Not if Tuco kills us first.Copy !req
378. Just keep it down.Copy !req
379. Hey, Hank. What's up?Copy !req
380. Oh, hey, buddy.Copy !req
381. You been home yet?Copy !req
382. No. Why?Copy !req
383. Well...Copy !req
384. Because I really screwed up.Copy !req
385. I apologize in advance for the earful
you're gonna hear from Skyler.Copy !req
386. I was trying to get her and Marie
talking again. Big mistake.Copy !req
387. - I should have just kept out of it.
- Yeah, well, okay.Copy !req
388. Me and my big mouth, I guess.Copy !req
389. Yeah, well, that— You know, it happens.
It's no problem. No worries.Copy !req
390. Yeah, well, thanks, man
I appreciate that.Copy !req
391. Jesus, the wives, huh?Copy !req
392. Hank, unfortunately, I really—Copy !req
393. Oh, yeah.
Hey, man, don't let me keep you.Copy !req
394. Actually, I'm at work, so... Oh, hey.Copy !req
395. You wanna see something
really freaky?Copy !req
396. - Well, I would, but—
- Seriously, Walt, this is...Copy !req
397. You gotta check out this crime scene
me and Gomie are at. Just a second.Copy !req
398. Hank.Copy !req
399. Hang on.
It should be coming through right now.Copy !req
400. Guess it could be worse, huh?
Could be having a day like these two.Copy !req
401. Couple of local bulletheads.Copy !req
402. Guess they pissed off
the wrong guy.Copy !req
403. Walt, you there?Copy !req
404. Hey, Walt?Copy !req
405. - I'm taking this.
- No. It's my gun. I need it!Copy !req
406. No, you don't. Not if you leave town.
Get out of here.Copy !req
407. Tuco killing Gonzo means
he's coming after us next. I've...Copy !req
408. I've gotta get home. My family.Copy !req
409. Skyler?Copy !req
410. Walter, Jr.?Copy !req
411. Skyler?Copy !req
412. Hey.Copy !req
413. Where's Walter, Jr.?Copy !req
414. Having dinner at Louis' house.
Supposedly.Copy !req
415. Yep. All day, I've had
the whole house to myself.Copy !req
416. So where have you been
this time?Copy !req
417. Walt?Copy !req
418. Walt?Copy !req
419. Walt, will you come in here
and talk to me please?Copy !req
420. Walt!Copy !req
421. I'll be right there.Copy !req
422. Yeah, I recognize these two knobjobs.Copy !req
423. Known associates
of a psychotic piece of shit...Copy !req
424. named Tuco Salamanca.Copy !req
425. - Guess he got tired of associating.
- Yeah.Copy !req
426. - Hey, do you mind if I get in there?
- No, go ahead.Copy !req
427. Thanks.Copy !req
428. The big one smells fresher.Copy !req
429. You guys find a death wound?Copy !req
430. I see lots of blood,
but no bullet holes.Copy !req
431. Yeah. You done taking pictures?Copy !req
432. All right. Let's lay them out flat.Copy !req
433. Let me get out of your way here,
man.Copy !req
434. Snap.Copy !req
435. Damn, Ricky.
Leave something for the coroner.Copy !req
436. Oh, this is beautiful.Copy !req
437. Hey, someone call Jay Leno.Copy !req
438. We got the world's
dumbest criminal.Copy !req
439. This guy wasn't murdered. Look.Copy !req
440. Big stuff here
was moving this guy's body...Copy !req
441. when the stack must have shifted.Copy !req
442. Crushed his arm, pinned him here,
and he bled out.Copy !req
443. - Poetic justice. Oh, I love it.
- Don't you just?Copy !req
444. Get a photo of me
with this guy, all right?Copy !req
445. Old stumpy, here.
Make sure you get the stump in there.Copy !req
446. Walt, would you talk to me, please?Copy !req
447. I don't know where to begin.Copy !req
448. What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
449. Get in.Copy !req
450. Get in.Copy !req
451. Let's go.Copy !req