1. In closing, I can tell you...Copy !req
2. we take this very seriously.
APD as well as the DEA.Copy !req
3. Stopping the sale
of methamphetamines...Copy !req
4. remains one of
our highest priorities.Copy !req
5. The theft of lab equipment from your
school is also receiving our attention.Copy !req
6. Rest assured,
no stone will go unturned...Copy !req
7. in our search for the person
or persons responsible for this.Copy !req
8. If you have any questions,
now would be the time. Sir.Copy !req
9. You're talking like
you haven't caught anybody yet.Copy !req
10. What about the janitor
dealing drugs at school?Copy !req
11. There is no indication
that this individual was selling drugs.Copy !req
12. He was arrested for having
a small amount of marijuana...Copy !req
13. in his car, not in the school.Copy !req
14. And he's since been fired.Copy !req
15. He had a record. I'd like to know
how he got a job here in the first place.Copy !req
16. Why wasn't there
a background check?Copy !req
17. There was one. We're currently
reviewing our hiring policies.Copy !req
18. You better be doing more. This guy
was arrested in front of my daughter.Copy !req
19. This guy was stealing
lab equipment, right?Copy !req
20. That's not our thinking at this time.Copy !req
21. We're looking at others, but not
limited to the maintenance staff.Copy !req
22. Are you saying there was a break-in?
Do we know when this happened?Copy !req
23. I mean, could it have been
during school hours?Copy !req
24. We haven't been able to establish
a date or time. There is no sign...Copy !req
25. of breaking or entering.Copy !req
26. So whoever took it had a key.Copy !req
27. We're talking inside job?
Someone who's still at the school?Copy !req
28. Sir, at this time I'm not able to discuss
details with you. What I can tell you...Copy !req
29. is we have good people
working hard on this case.Copy !req
30. I'm sorry, officer,
but that just sounds like double talk.Copy !req
31. We're trying to protect our children.
Level with us.Copy !req
32. Really, we're giving you
all the information we have.Copy !req
33. You know what I'd like to see
in school? Drug-sniffing dogs.Copy !req
34. Yeah. Dogs and metal detectors and
locker searches and strip-searches.Copy !req
35. - Our district has strict policies—
- I heard about this school in Canada...Copy !req
36. they arrested one
of the groundskeepers with drugs...Copy !req
37. and the next day they found out over
half the students were high on LSD.Copy !req
38. LSD? When were you gonna tell us
about the LSD?Copy !req
39. No, please.
No one said anything about LSD.Copy !req
40. What about the equipment
that's stolen?Copy !req
41. The equipment was taken
from our chemistry-department locker.Copy !req
42. And tonight we're lucky
to have someone here...Copy !req
43. to give us some specifics.Copy !req
44. Walt?Copy !req
45. Yeah.Copy !req
46. Mr. White
is currently on medical leave.Copy !req
47. But as he's chair
of the science department...Copy !req
48. he's made a very special effort
to be with us here.Copy !req
49. And I'd like to take a moment
to thank him for that.Copy !req
50. Could you please tell us more
about the equipment that was taken?Copy !req
51. - Please.
- Yes.Copy !req
52. Sorry.Copy !req
53. And thank you.Copy !req
54. The inventory list
for the missing labware is as follows:Copy !req
55. One 5000 milliliter
round-bottom boiling flask.Copy !req
56. One Kjeldahl-style recovery flask,
800 milliliters.Copy !req
57. Two full-face respirators.Copy !req
58. Some CEP funnels, some head
with a thermometer holder.Copy !req
59. - Okay.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
60. Where did that come from?
And why was it so damn good?Copy !req
61. Because it was illegal.Copy !req
62. The basement.
Unfinished, of course.Copy !req
63. But just look at all this space.
You gotta think rec room, media room.Copy !req
64. Just imagine all the things
you could do down here.Copy !req
65. Now remember, you're buying
for this fantastic neighborhood.Copy !req
66. Big lawns and shade trees,
walking distance to the country club.Copy !req
67. What happened there?Copy !req
68. Bit of a fixer,
but this house has great bones.Copy !req
69. Know what? We're zeroing in. I've got
another listing, new, around the corner.Copy !req
70. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
71. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
72. - It's by appointment only.
- Oh, well, I'm here to see the owner.Copy !req
73. He's in the recreational vehicle.Copy !req
74. Yo, it's appointment only.Copy !req
75. How are you feeling?Copy !req
76. About as good as you look.
Jeez, you look like Lex Luthor.Copy !req
77. Listen, I visited you in the hospital,
but you were asleep.Copy !req
78. Yeah, Skinny Pete
said you wanted Tuco's address.Copy !req
79. Acting like you're all out for blood.Copy !req
80. But you are alive.
Obviously you wised up.Copy !req
81. - No, I did go see him.
- Bullshit.Copy !req
82. - So, what, are you selling your house?
- I got two dudes...Copy !req
83. that turned into raspberry slushy
and flushed down my toilet.Copy !req
84. I can't even
take a proper dump in there.Copy !req
85. I mean, the whole damn house
has gotta be haunted by now.Copy !req
86. You didn't actually go see Tuco.Copy !req
87. Here.Copy !req
88. That is 17,500.
Your half of the 35,000.Copy !req
89. Plus, there's an extra 15 in there.
It's all yours. You've earned it.Copy !req
90. - You got this money from Tuco?
- Yeah.Copy !req
91. So Tuco gave you this,
is what you're saying.Copy !req
92. Well, we made a deal.Copy !req
93. - You made a deal?
- That's right.Copy !req
94. How—? Why would you
make a deal with that scumbag?Copy !req
95. - You see what he did to me?
- Because I think...Copy !req
96. that we can do business together.
We came to an understanding.Copy !req
97. No way, man.
Okay? No understanding.Copy !req
98. Take a look
at the money in your hand.Copy !req
99. Now, just imagine
making that every week.Copy !req
100. That's right.
Two pounds a week, 35,000 a pound.Copy !req
101. Without even talking to me
you told this insane ass-clown...Copy !req
102. dead-eyed killer that—Copy !req
103. That we would
give him 2 pounds a week.Copy !req
104. We'll just scale up our operation,
add a few more hours.Copy !req
105. No, don't talk to me about hours.Copy !req
106. What about pseudo, man?
How are we gonna get that?Copy !req
107. You think the meth fairy's
just gonna bring it to us?Copy !req
108. God, it takes me a week
to get this stuff.Copy !req
109. I'm driving
all the way to Las Cruces...Copy !req
110. 200 miles each way
to meet up with my smurfs.Copy !req
111. - Smurfs?
- The dudes who go to the drugstores...Copy !req
112. and get a couple boxes at a time
and then sell them to me.Copy !req
113. That's maybe only good for,
like, maybe a half-pound worth.Copy !req
114. See, that's the bottleneck
in your brilliant business plan.Copy !req
115. All right.Copy !req
116. Of course, you would've known
that if you would've just asked me.Copy !req
117. - Well, here we are again.
- Here we are.Copy !req
118. - Skyler, you look great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
119. You must be, what, six, seven months?Copy !req
120. - How goes it?
- It's great.Copy !req
121. Other than waddling
to the bathroom every five minutes.Copy !req
122. The baby shower is next week.Copy !req
123. And it'll be good to...Copy !req
124. It'll be good to have a day
that's just about Skyler.Copy !req
125. Very nice.Copy !req
126. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
127. - Walt, I see you committed to hair loss.
- Yeah.Copy !req
128. - How do you feel?
- Okay.Copy !req
129. I— You know, pretty decent, actually.Copy !req
130. His color is better.
You know, his energy.Copy !req
131. And he's even more physical.Copy !req
132. More physical?Copy !req
133. Well, sexual.Copy !req
134. Frisky, actually. I mean,
that's gotta be a good sign, right?Copy !req
135. - Sure, I'll take that. Right, Walt?
- Right.Copy !req
136. Couldn't that mean
that the chemo is working?Copy !req
137. Well, realistically, it may just mean that
we've got the antiemetics tuned right.Copy !req
138. Truth is, until Walt's finished
this round of chemo...Copy !req
139. and we look at a new PET scan,
we just can't say for sure.Copy !req
140. Well, isn't there anything else
we could be doing?Copy !req
141. I've been wondering
about alternative medicine.Copy !req
142. I mean, Eastern healing.Copy !req
143. - You know, holistic.
- Well, I can't speak to its efficacy...Copy !req
144. but as long as it doesn't
interfere with our treatment...Copy !req
145. anything that helps my patient
have a better outlook...Copy !req
146. a better comfort, is fine by me.Copy !req
147. So you're saying
it's all psychological.Copy !req
148. It doesn't make any real difference.Copy !req
149. Having a better outlook
can make a tremendous difference.Copy !req
150. But it's also important
that we manage our expectations.Copy !req
151. What?Copy !req
152. A junkyard?
Let me guess, you picked this place?Copy !req
153. What's wrong with it? It's private.Copy !req
154. This is like a non-criminal's
idea of a drug meet.Copy !req
155. This is, "Oh, I saw this in a movie.
Look at me."Copy !req
156. Yes. So where do you transact
your business? Enlighten me.Copy !req
157. I don't know,
how about Taco Cabeza?Copy !req
158. Half the deals I've ever done
went down at Taco Cabeza.Copy !req
159. Nice and public. Open 24 hours.Copy !req
160. Nobody ever gets shot
at Taco Cabeza.Copy !req
161. Hell, why not the mall?Copy !req
162. You know, wait at the Gap.
Hey, it's time for the meet.Copy !req
163. You know, I'll put down
the flat-front khakis...Copy !req
164. head on over,
grab an Orange Julius.Copy !req
165. Skip the part where
psycho-lunatic Tuco, you know...Copy !req
166. comes and steals my drugs
and leaves me bleeding to death.Copy !req
167. Look, you don't
have to be here for this.Copy !req
168. Okay? I mean, seriously.Copy !req
169. I'm okay.Copy !req
170. No. I'm no pussy.Copy !req
171. I'm good.Copy !req
172. Mr. Clean and his boy.Copy !req
173. Now, I'm sorry
that I had to tune you up.Copy !req
174. Respect, ése,
you gotta give it to get it.Copy !req
175. Hey, what are we doing
way the hell out here?Copy !req
176. What, they close the mall
or something?Copy !req
177. Heisenberg, come on, break it out.Copy !req
178. - That's it? That's all you got?
- We had some production problems.Copy !req
179. 0.53.Copy !req
180. I thought you was a player.Copy !req
181. You told me 2 pounds...Copy !req
182. and now you waste my time
with these Chiclets?Copy !req
183. Seventeen and a half.
Minus the half for wasting my time.Copy !req
184. - Hey, come on.
- What, you gonna argue?Copy !req
185. You got something to say?Copy !req
186. You're doing business
like a couple little bitches.Copy !req
187. I want all of it.Copy !req
188. Seventy grand.Copy !req
189. - What did you say?
- You like this product.Copy !req
190. And you want more.Copy !req
191. Consider it a capital investment.Copy !req
192. Look, old, bald motherfucker.Copy !req
193. Fifty-two and a half, 25 points vig.Copy !req
194. Vig?Copy !req
195. Interest, weekly.Copy !req
196. Okay.Copy !req
197. That's $65,625 with interest.Copy !req
198. - 1.875 pounds.
- No, 2 pounds.Copy !req
199. Next Friday,
and no production problems.Copy !req
200. Can you handle 4 pounds?Copy !req
201. Listen, old man, talk is talk.Copy !req
202. But owing me money, that's bad.Copy !req
203. What did you just do?Copy !req
204. Four pounds. Four pounds.
Two pounds wasn't bad enough.Copy !req
205. We're talking 2, 300 boxes
of sinus pills.Copy !req
206. There ain't that many smurfs
in the world.Copy !req
207. We're not gonna need
pseudoephedrine.Copy !req
208. We're gonna make phenylacetone
in a tube furnace.Copy !req
209. We're gonna use reductive amination
to yield methamphetamine, 4 pounds.Copy !req
210. - So no pseudo?
- No pseudo.Copy !req
211. So you do have a plan.Copy !req
212. Yeah, Mr. White.Copy !req
213. Yeah, science.Copy !req
214. Okay.Copy !req
215. - What's this?
- That is a shopping list.Copy !req
216. Getting some of those items
may be challenging.Copy !req
217. One autotransformer...Copy !req
218. 6 liters anhydrous methenamine.Copy !req
219. - Two 35 M and M tube furnaces.
- It's mm, millimeter.Copy !req
220. One 70 millimeter would be fine,
but they're hard to come by.Copy !req
221. Forty grams thorium nitrate.Copy !req
222. Yo, Mr. White,
I can't even pronounce half this shit.Copy !req
223. No. Count me out. All right?Copy !req
224. I'm leaving town.
I'm moving to Oregon or something.Copy !req
225. - This is just—
- Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Listen to me.Copy !req
226. Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.Copy !req
227. - What are you doing?
- The first day of the rest of your life.Copy !req
228. But what kind of life will it be?Copy !req
229. Will it be a life of fear,
of "Oh, no, no, no. I can't do this."Copy !req
230. Of never once believing in yourself?Copy !req
231. - I don't know.
- Listen.Copy !req
232. These things?
We need them, all right?Copy !req
233. And only you can get them for us.Copy !req
234. Okay, it's ready. Here you go.Copy !req
235. Hi, baby. I'm your Aunt Marie.Copy !req
236. Of course you already know that
because when you watch this...Copy !req
237. 20 years from now, I will look
exactly the same as I do now.Copy !req
238. I know, it is amazing.
I have aged shockingly well. Haven't I?Copy !req
239. Anyway, welcome to your baby shower,
Esmeralda.Copy !req
240. - Esmeralda?
- Esmeralda.Copy !req
241. That's your name
and you heard it here first.Copy !req
242. Now, that is your wonderful,
handsome older brother.Copy !req
243. Show her, older brother, your face.Copy !req
244. Okay, not right up the nose. Don't—
Okay, not up it. Back. Back to me.Copy !req
245. Here's your mommy. Hello, Mom.Copy !req
246. - And look, there you are, Esmeralda.
- Yeah.Copy !req
247. - Wake up, baby. Time to party.
- Easy, easy. Believe it or not...Copy !req
248. Esmeralda, right after the party,
your name was changed to Holly.Copy !req
249. And I believe, Hank,
that was around the time...Copy !req
250. we took Aunt Marie
to the insane asylum.Copy !req
251. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I dropped her off at the curb.Copy !req
252. Then I married Shania Twain
and lived happily ever after.Copy !req
253. There's Daddy. Speak, Daddy.
Say hello to your daughter.Copy !req
254. Holly, I am very proud of you.Copy !req
255. And I...
I think about you all the time.Copy !req
256. Wherever you go,
whatever you do in life...Copy !req
257. always know that you have a family
who loves you very, very much.Copy !req
258. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
259. Oh, my God, it's so cute.
Oh, Carmen. It's—Copy !req
260. Oh, look. Look at that. It's adorable.Copy !req
261. - I love it, Carmen. Thank you.
- You're so welcome, honey.Copy !req
262. Thank you.
Look at the little feet.Copy !req
263. - Okay.
- From me. And Hank.Copy !req
264. What nice wrapping paper.Copy !req
265. Marie always finds
the best wrapping paper.Copy !req
266. - I do.
- Okay.Copy !req
267. Let's see. And...Copy !req
268. Exciting.Copy !req
269. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.Copy !req
270. - It's— It's a— A tiara.
- Yes.Copy !req
271. Marie, is this—?Copy !req
272. White gold and several carats
worth of zircons.Copy !req
273. Oh, Marie.
You spent too much on this.Copy !req
274. You shouldn't have.
You really, really shouldn't.Copy !req
275. But it's so— It's really— It's...Copy !req
276. It's sparkly.Copy !req
277. - Sparkly.
- I know.Copy !req
278. - Thank you.
- Hey, listen, Walt.Copy !req
279. You got anything
stronger than beer?Copy !req
280. - It's— It's great. I love it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
281. Thank you.
Thank you, sweetie, thank you.Copy !req
282. Sorry, man. It's just, you know, after
200 presents, it just gets kind of old.Copy !req
283. - It's nice stuff.
- It is, isn't it?Copy !req
284. I got just the thing to go with that.Copy !req
285. - I'm sorry, man, I wasn't thinking.
- No, no, no. It's okay.Copy !req
286. You mind if I have one?Copy !req
287. - You think that's a good idea?
- Hank, I've already got lung cancer.Copy !req
288. Okay. You got me there.Copy !req
289. Thanks.Copy !req
290. Cuban.Copy !req
291. I did a little favor for an FBI guy.Copy !req
292. Now, I was under the impression...Copy !req
293. that these were illegal.Copy !req
294. Yeah, well, sometimes forbidden fruit
tastes the sweetest, doesn't it?Copy !req
295. It's funny, isn't it?
How we draw that line.Copy !req
296. Yeah.Copy !req
297. What line is that?Copy !req
298. Well, what's legal, what's illegal.
You know, Cuban cigars, alcohol.Copy !req
299. You know, if we were drinking this
in 1930, we'd be breaking the law.Copy !req
300. Another year, we'd be okay.Copy !req
301. Who knows
what will be legal next year.Copy !req
302. You mean like pot?Copy !req
303. Yeah. Like pot. Or whatever.Copy !req
304. Cocaine? Heroin?Copy !req
305. I'm just saying it's arbitrary.Copy !req
306. Well, you ought to visit lockup.
You hear a lot of guys talking like that.Copy !req
307. "Hey, man, what, you busting me
with these 14 bales of ganja?Copy !req
308. It's all going to be legal next year
when Willie Nelson's president."Copy !req
309. Say it, buddy.Copy !req
310. It don't only go one way either.Copy !req
311. I mean, some other stuff is legal
that shouldn't be.Copy !req
312. I mean,
frigging meth used to be legal.Copy !req
313. Used to sell it over every counter
at every pharmacy across America.Copy !req
314. Thank God they came to their senses
on that one, huh?Copy !req
315. Yeah.Copy !req
316. Okay.Copy !req
317. Nice party.Copy !req
318. A tiara.Copy !req
319. A white-gold tiara
for a newborn baby.Copy !req
320. Yeah. You know, I think she got that
at Gertrude Zachary's in Knob Hill.Copy !req
321. I mean, that thing must've cost,
like, what, 5 or 600 dollars.Copy !req
322. You know, I think I'm gonna return it.Copy !req
323. Are you sure?
She's bound to find out.Copy !req
324. Well, maybe I can explain to her
that we need a Diaper Genie...Copy !req
325. more than a white-gold baby tiara.Copy !req
326. Hey. You know, I've been thinking...Copy !req
327. about what you said to Dr. Delcavoli
about alternative medicine.Copy !req
328. No. Don't worry.
I'm not gonna mention that anymore.Copy !req
329. No, no, no. What I mean is that
maybe there is something to it.Copy !req
330. Look. They do this Navajo sweat lodge
up by Farmington.Copy !req
331. Healing ceremony. It's supposed
to be good for your lungs.Copy !req
332. I'm not saying that I believe in it...Copy !req
333. but it might be an experience.Copy !req
334. Really.Copy !req
335. You?Copy !req
336. In a sweat lodge.Copy !req
337. I was thinking about driving up
on Friday, coming back Sunday.Copy !req
338. - I mean, if you're okay with it.
- Well, of course I'm okay with that.Copy !req
339. Okay.Copy !req
340. - Sweat lodge?
- Yeah.Copy !req
341. I'm already sweating. Help me out.Copy !req
342. Okay.Copy !req
343. Hey.Copy !req
344. 70 millimeter tube furnace. Excellent.Copy !req
345. - This is excellent. Good work.
- Damn straight.Copy !req
346. Okay, hydrogen.
Electrolytically produced, yes?Copy !req
347. Yeah, like you asked. I mean, this—Copy !req
348. This crap wasn't easy to get.
And it's expensive.Copy !req
349. Methylamine.
Where's the methylamine?Copy !req
350. I don't see the methylamine.Copy !req
351. Yeah, well,
that's where I ran into some trouble.Copy !req
352. What kind of trouble?Copy !req
353. Well, half this crap
I could just buy, right?Copy !req
354. But this methylamine...Copy !req
355. Not so easy.
I mean, they got it locked down tight.Copy !req
356. But I did find some pros
who will rip it off for us.Copy !req
357. But they want 10 grand.Copy !req
358. What's the problem?
You have the money.Copy !req
359. No, had.
I spent almost the whole wad.Copy !req
360. I mean, I got, like, 2 grand left.
I told you, all this crap was expensive.Copy !req
361. So these thieves, did they say
where they would be stealing it from?Copy !req
362. A chemical supply place,
south of town.Copy !req
363. They got guards and security cameras.
They got steel doors.Copy !req
364. That's why these dudes
are charging so much.Copy !req
365. What?Copy !req
366. So why don't we
just steal it ourselves?Copy !req
367. Yeah?Copy !req
368. How we gonna do that?Copy !req
369. With this.Copy !req
370. So, what's this stuff called again?Copy !req
371. Thermite.Copy !req
372. And that will cut through a lock?Copy !req
373. Because this is supposed to be
one big-ass lock.Copy !req
374. In World War II...Copy !req
375. the Germans had an artillery piece—
It's the biggest in the world.Copy !req
376. —called the Gustav Gun.Copy !req
377. And it weighed a thousand tons.Copy !req
378. And the Gustav
was capable of firing a 7-ton shell...Copy !req
379. and hitting a target,
accurately, 23 miles away.Copy !req
380. I mean, you could drop bombs on it
every day for a month...Copy !req
381. without ever disabling it.Copy !req
382. But...Copy !req
383. drop a commando...Copy !req
384. one man, with just a bag of this...Copy !req
385. and he could melt right through
4 inches of solid steel...Copy !req
386. and destroy that gun forever.Copy !req
387. Jeez.Copy !req
388. So yes...Copy !req
389. I think it will cut through
any lock we're likely to find.Copy !req
390. - You'd like to return this.
- It's very nice, but yes.Copy !req
391. Well, it— It is from this store,
isn't it?Copy !req
392. Oh, yes, it's from this store.Copy !req
393. Do you happen to have a receipt?Copy !req
394. No, I don't. It was a gift.Copy !req
395. A gift.Copy !req
396. Mr. Wilson,
could you step over here, please?Copy !req
397. Mr. Wilson, I'd like you to watch
this lady while I phone the police.Copy !req
398. Whoa, excuse me?Copy !req
399. Ma'am, this item is stolen,
as I'm sure you know.Copy !req
400. - It—
- Come with me, please.Copy !req
401. Oh, yes. I intend to press charges.Copy !req
402. Please do.Copy !req
403. We'll be here.Copy !req
404. Look, I—
I've never stolen anything in my life.Copy !req
405. All right?
I told you, that tiara was a gift—Copy !req
406. - A baby-shower gift.
- So who gave it to you, then?Copy !req
407. - I don't have to tell you that.
- You don't have to tell me anything.Copy !req
408. You can talk to the police.Copy !req
409. I can tell them
my daughter-in-law remembers...Copy !req
410. showing this particular item
to a tall blond woman...Copy !req
411. who, when her back was turned,
walked right out the door with it.Copy !req
412. - So there.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
413. Well, then, I can talk
to the Channel Three News.Copy !req
414. Yeah, I can tell them
how you people, without a shred—Copy !req
415. Without a modicum of evidence,
illegally detained...Copy !req
416. an innocent pregnant woman
in a dank storeroom.Copy !req
417. - This is my office.
- I feel I'm being held hostage.Copy !req
418. Furthermore, I'm not
getting enough air back here.Copy !req
419. I don't think—
I don't think I can breathe.Copy !req
420. Oh, my— Oh, my God. Oh, no.Copy !req
421. I'm going into labor. Yes, I—Copy !req
422. Hi, you've reached Marie.
Do the beep thing.Copy !req
423. Marie, it's Skyler.
I just left Zachary's.Copy !req
424. I need to talk to you immediately.Copy !req
425. Where is the guard?
He's supposed to be coming by.Copy !req
426. - Do you think he already passed?
- Look, I don't— I don't know.Copy !req
427. Okay.Copy !req
428. - Wait, there he is. There he is.
- Yeah, I see him.Copy !req
429. Okay, wait till he passes.Copy !req
430. Okay, it's clear.Copy !req
431. Here.Copy !req
432. - What the hell is this?
- It's all they had.Copy !req
433. If this is all they had,
you're in the wrong place.Copy !req
434. Just put it on.Copy !req
435. Should've— Of course.Copy !req
436. Okay, okay.Copy !req
437. Okay. This is it.Copy !req
438. Oh, God.Copy !req
439. Okay.Copy !req
440. - Get—
- What?Copy !req
441. - Look.
- What?Copy !req
442. Hey, Jimmy, I'm stopping...Copy !req
443. He's not supposed to come back.
What's he doing?Copy !req
444. Oh, my God.Copy !req
445. Hope everything comes out all right.Copy !req
446. - He's going to the crapper.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
447. - Okay. You coming, man? Come on.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
448. Okay, there it is.Copy !req
449. Is this gonna be loud?Copy !req
450. You'll find out in about 10 seconds.Copy !req
451. Stand back.Copy !req
452. Jesus.Copy !req
453. Come on, come on.Copy !req
454. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
455. - Where are the gallon jugs?
- I don't—Copy !req
456. - God!
- What?Copy !req
457. Let's just take this.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
458. What the—?Copy !req
459. Damn it.Copy !req
460. What are you doing
opening the door?Copy !req
461. - How are we gonna take this thing out?
- Come on. Take that.Copy !req
462. Lift.Copy !req
463. - God.
- Jeez.Copy !req
464. Hey. Somebody?Copy !req
465. - Billy, you back from the crapper yet?
- Let me out of here.Copy !req
466. - I'm gonna kick somebody's ass.
- The alarm's going off. Check it out.Copy !req
467. Billy?Copy !req
468. - Billy?
- Jimmy?Copy !req
469. Help!Copy !req
470. - Come on, let me try.
- How is it gonna be any different?Copy !req
471. - Can I just try it?
- Fine, go ahead.Copy !req
472. Jesus. Okay.Copy !req
473. All right.Copy !req
474. Yeah, baby. See?
Eat it. Okay, I'm the king.Copy !req
475. - Yeah, okay.
- I'm the king.Copy !req
476. No. No, no. That didn't sound good.Copy !req
477. Oh, God.Copy !req
478. Well, this thing's
not going anywhere.Copy !req
479. We're not cooking
in my damn driveway, I'll tell you that.Copy !req
480. God.Copy !req
481. What part of "slow it down"
did you not understand?Copy !req
482. What are you talking—? I'm—
It's heavy, man. It got away from me.Copy !req
483. Okay. All right.
Now, that's good, that's good.Copy !req
484. Now just bring it up, bring it up.Copy !req
485. Easy, easy, easy. Okay.Copy !req
486. Your real estate agent,
when is she supposed to come back?Copy !req
487. Oh, shit.Copy !req
488. Yeah. I don't know.Copy !req
489. I'll make damn sure she doesn't.Copy !req
490. Good call, yo.Copy !req
491. Keep the temperature steady
at 425 degrees.Copy !req
492. We'll need to run it two more hours...Copy !req
493. to have enough to make
4.5 pounds.Copy !req
494. Four and a half, not 4?Copy !req
495. Two pounds pays Tuco back.Copy !req
496. Four and a half pounds
puts us $44,000 ahead.Copy !req
497. - Each.
- Right on, man.Copy !req
498. Right on.Copy !req
499. With the amount of methylamine
that we got last night...Copy !req
500. we can make
4.5 pounds a week for...Copy !req
501. Well, for the foreseeable future.Copy !req
502. How long is that gonna be?Copy !req
503. I mean, in your situation.Copy !req
504. How much cash do you need?Copy !req
505. More.Copy !req
506. Someone's in the yard.Copy !req
507. Yeah, this is definitely the one.Copy !req
508. It's pretty.Copy !req
509. Actually, I like it.Copy !req
510. We could pull that out
and put in a closet.Copy !req
511. Just a little—
We'll have to bring that down.Copy !req
512. I thought you didn't like
that type of thing.Copy !req
513. Oh, no. No, I don't.Copy !req
514. Right, right.Copy !req
515. Was there, by any chance, scheduled
for this afternoon, an open house?Copy !req
516. - I left her a message. It's not my fault.
- I don't care how you do it...Copy !req
517. just keep them out of here.
Do you understand?Copy !req
518. - Yeah.
- All right, go.Copy !req
519. Absolutely.Copy !req
520. You know, you can't duck me forever.Copy !req
521. What?Copy !req
522. Come on, I left you, like,
15 messages.Copy !req
523. When I went to your office,
you snuck out the back.Copy !req
524. I didn't sneak. I was going to lunch.Copy !req
525. Skyler, what are you,
the paranoid police?Copy !req
526. You know what, Marie? Marie, I have
never been so humiliated in my life.Copy !req
527. That—Copy !req
528. That tiara.Copy !req
529. They accused me, at Zachary's,
of shoplifting it.Copy !req
530. What were you doing at Zachary's?Copy !req
531. I was returning it.Copy !req
532. You were returning it.Copy !req
533. Why would you return it?Copy !req
534. It just wasn't—Copy !req
535. Marie, what is wrong with you?
Can you please tell me that?Copy !req
536. Can you tell me
why you'd do such a thing?Copy !req
537. What does that mean?
Does that mean you don't know?Copy !req
538. That... means that I have no idea
what the hell you're even talking about.Copy !req
539. You have no idea
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
540. The shop—Copy !req
541. The shoplifting. No idea?Copy !req
542. You're not going to admit this,
are you?Copy !req
543. I can't really admit to something...Copy !req
544. when I have no knowledge
of what it is that I'm admitting.Copy !req
545. - Would you like that gift-wrapped?
- Yes, actually.Copy !req
546. Don't forget to sign in.Copy !req
547. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
548. You're right.Copy !req
549. Look at this wall here.Copy !req
550. Excuse me,
I'd just like to see the basement.Copy !req
551. - Yeah, well, it's occupied.
- It's not a bathroom.Copy !req
552. I just want to see the basement.
What's the big deal?Copy !req
553. You ain't seeing the basement, bitch.Copy !req
554. You got that? Is that sinking in?
Now, beat it.Copy !req
555. All you all, house is not for sale.Copy !req
556. Get the hell out.Copy !req
557. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
558. So how was it?Copy !req
559. Was it an experience?Copy !req
560. Yeah.Copy !req
561. It was definitely an experience.Copy !req
562. What's that smell?Copy !req
563. Oh, yeah, it's...Copy !req
564. sacred Navajo herbs.Copy !req
565. You know.Copy !req
566. Hey, everything okay?Copy !req
567. No.Copy !req
568. Not really.Copy !req
569. Actually, not at all.Copy !req
570. You know that tiara
that Marie gave us?Copy !req
571. - Yeah.
- Well, she stole it. Yep.Copy !req
572. I practically got arrested
trying to return it at the store.Copy !req
573. Oh, my God.Copy !req
574. I mean, she refuses to admit it.
She refuses to apologize.Copy !req
575. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
576. People sometimes
do things for their families.Copy !req
577. People sometimes
do things for their families?Copy !req
578. And what, that justifies stealing?Copy !req
579. Well...Copy !req
580. That must've been
some sweat lodge.Copy !req
581. Are you even listening to the words
coming out of your mouth?Copy !req
582. What would you do if it were me?Copy !req
583. What do you mean, if it were you?Copy !req
584. If it were me, what would you do?
Would you divorce me?Copy !req
585. Would you turn me in to the police?Copy !req
586. You don't want to find out.Copy !req
587. You want something to eat?Copy !req
588. No, thanks.Copy !req
589. What is this shit? This is blue.Copy !req
590. We used a different chemical process,
but it is every bit as pure.Copy !req
591. It may be blue, but it's the bomb.Copy !req
592. Tight, tight, tight, yeah.Copy !req
593. Blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man.
Just keep bringing me that.Copy !req
594. 4.6.Copy !req
595. Come on.Copy !req
596. And what'd I say, man?
This guy can cook.Copy !req
597. You're all right, man. You're all right.Copy !req
598. We're gonna make
a lot of money together.Copy !req
599. Just remember
who you're working for.Copy !req
600. What did you say?Copy !req
601. I'm just saying, they gotta know
that they're working for you.Copy !req
602. Like they don't already know that?Copy !req
603. Are you saying that they're stupid?Copy !req
604. No, I'm just— I'm just saying.Copy !req
605. Okay, so you're not saying
that they're stupid.Copy !req
606. So I don't understand.
Are you saying that I'm stupid?Copy !req
607. No, come on, Tuco. I'm just—
I'm just saying.Copy !req
608. No, you're just speaking for me!Copy !req
609. Like I ain't got the goddamn sense
to speak for myself!Copy !req
610. Is that it? Is that what you're doing?Copy !req
611. Tuco.Copy !req
612. Tuco.Copy !req
613. Hey, why don't we all just relax, huh?Copy !req
614. Heisenberg says "relax."Copy !req
615. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed.Copy !req
616. I'm relax—Copy !req
617. Damn, man! Look at that! Look!Copy !req
618. That is messed up.Copy !req
619. Okay, Heisenberg.Copy !req
620. Next week.Copy !req