1. Oh, my God.Copy !req
2. Christ!Copy !req
3. Shit.Copy !req
4. Oh, God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
5. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Think, think, think.Copy !req
6. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
7. Okay. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
8. Come on.Copy !req
9. My name is Walter Hartwell White.Copy !req
10. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane,
Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.Copy !req
11. To all law-enforcement entities,
this is not an admission of guilt.Copy !req
12. I am speaking to my family now.Copy !req
13. Skyler.Copy !req
14. You are the love of my life.Copy !req
15. I hope you know that.Copy !req
16. Walter Jr.Copy !req
17. You're my big man.Copy !req
18. There are—
There are going to be some things—Copy !req
19. Things that you'll
come to learn about me...Copy !req
20. in the next few days.Copy !req
21. I just want you to know
that no matter how it may look...Copy !req
22. I only had you in my heart.Copy !req
23. Goodbye.Copy !req
24. —money before the panel
earlier this year.Copy !req
25. Happy birthday.Copy !req
26. Look at that.Copy !req
27. That is veggie bacon.Copy !req
28. Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol...Copy !req
29. and you won't even
taste the difference.Copy !req
30. What time do you think
you'll be home?Copy !req
31. Same time.Copy !req
32. I don't want him
dicking you around tonight.Copy !req
33. You get paid till 5,
you work till 5. No later.Copy !req
34. Hey.Copy !req
35. - Hey, happy birthday.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
36. You're late again.Copy !req
37. There was no hot water again.Copy !req
38. I have an easy fix for that.Copy !req
39. You wake up early, and then you get
to be the first person in the shower.Copy !req
40. I have an idea.Copy !req
41. How about
buy a new hot-water heater?Copy !req
42. How's that idea?
For the million-billionth time.Copy !req
43. - Did you take your echinacea?
- Yeah.Copy !req
44. I think it's getting better.Copy !req
45. What the hell is this?Copy !req
46. - Hey.
- It's veggie bacon.Copy !req
47. We're watching our cholesterol,
I guess.Copy !req
48. Not me. I want real bacon.
Not this fake crap.Copy !req
49. Too bad. Eat it.Copy !req
50. - This smells like Band-Aids.
- Eat it.Copy !req
51. - So how does it feel to be old?
- How does it feel to be a smart-ass?Copy !req
52. Good.Copy !req
53. Eat your veggie bacon.Copy !req
54. - You're all set?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
55. - All right, see you at home.
- Okay, see you.Copy !req
56. Chemistry.Copy !req
57. It is the study of what?Copy !req
58. Anyone?Copy !req
59. Ben.Copy !req
60. - Chemicals.
- Chemicals.Copy !req
61. No.Copy !req
62. Chemistry is...Copy !req
63. Well, technically,
chemistry is the study of matter.Copy !req
64. But I prefer to see it
as the study of change.Copy !req
65. Now, just— Just think about this.Copy !req
66. Electrons.Copy !req
67. They...Copy !req
68. change their energy levels.Copy !req
69. Molecules.Copy !req
70. Molecules change their bonds.Copy !req
71. Elements. They combine
and change into compounds.Copy !req
72. Well, that's— That's all of life, right?Copy !req
73. I mean, it's just—
It's the constant, it's the cycle.Copy !req
74. It's solution, dissolution,
just over and over and over.Copy !req
75. It is growth, then decay,
then transformation.Copy !req
76. It is fascinating, really.Copy !req
77. Chad.Copy !req
78. Is there something wrong
with your table?Copy !req
79. Okay, ionic bonds.Copy !req
80. Are you done?Copy !req
81. Ionic bonds. Chapter six.Copy !req
82. One, two, three makes 10,
and 10 makes 20.Copy !req
83. There's your receipt.Copy !req
84. Just hand this disc
to your car-wash professional.Copy !req
85. Thank you. Come again.Copy !req
86. He's not coming. He says he quits.Copy !req
87. I'm gonna run the register.Copy !req
88. Bogdan, no. We talked about this.Copy !req
89. I'm short-handed, Walter.
What am I to do?Copy !req
90. Walter?Copy !req
91. What am I to do?Copy !req
92. Hey, Mr. White.Copy !req
93. - Make those tires shine, huh?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
94. You will not believe
who's cleaning Chad's car.Copy !req
95. Mr. White.Copy !req
96. From chemistry.Copy !req
97. Surprise!Copy !req
98. Happy birthday, Dad.Copy !req
99. - Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.Copy !req
100. - Oh, you're so very late.
- Happy birthday.Copy !req
101. Really, I'm serious, Skyler.
I mean, you're flat as a washboard.Copy !req
102. You look awesome.Copy !req
103. - She's not showing at all, is she?
- She's showing a little.Copy !req
104. Carmen, this is my sister, Marie.Copy !req
105. - Nice to meet you.
- Hi.Copy !req
106. Glock 22,
that's my daily carry, okay?Copy !req
107. I mean, unless you're talking,
what, Plus P Plus loads...Copy !req
108. you can forget the 9 mil.Copy !req
109. Shit, I seen one of those
bounce off a windshield one time.Copy !req
110. - Yeah, with you shooting.
- Hey.Copy !req
111. If you're gonna bring a gun, baby,
you gotta bring enough gun.Copy !req
112. Forty caliber.Copy !req
113. - This is awesome.
- Nice, isn't it?Copy !req
114. - Yeah. Dad, come check this out.
- Yeah, I see it.Copy !req
115. - Come on, take it.
- Yeah. Check it out, Walt.Copy !req
116. - No, no, it's just heavy.
- That's why they hire men.Copy !req
117. Hey, it's not gonna bite you.Copy !req
118. Looks like Keith Richards
with a glass of warm milk, doesn't he?Copy !req
119. Hey, Walt. Everybody, listen up,
listen up, listen up.Copy !req
120. I'm gonna give a toast, a little toast
to my brother-in-law. Come here.Copy !req
121. Walt, you got a brain
the size of Wisconsin...Copy !req
122. but we're not gonna hold that
against you.Copy !req
123. But your heart's in the right place.Copy !req
124. Your heart's in the right place.
We love you, man.Copy !req
125. Everybody, to Walt.Copy !req
126. Oh, shit. Turn on channel three.Copy !req
127. At which point we apprehended three
individuals and placed them in custody.Copy !req
128. I'm proud to say
the outstanding professionalism...Copy !req
129. of my fellow agents
at the Albuquerque District Office...Copy !req
130. resulted in a substantial amount
of methamphetamine...Copy !req
131. being taken off the streets.Copy !req
132. - Were any shots fired?
- No, ma'am.Copy !req
133. Our agents took the suspects
by surprise.Copy !req
134. - Damn. The TV does add 10 pounds.
- Ten pounds?Copy !req
135. Hey, sit and spin, both of you.Copy !req
136. - Hank.
- What?Copy !req
137. Sorry. You didn't see that.Copy !req
138. So charming.Copy !req
139. —clearly an ongoing operation.
One which was well-organized...Copy !req
140. - Hank, how much money is that?
- It's about 700 grand.Copy !req
141. It was a pretty good haul.Copy !req
142. As I say, it's a good day
for the citizens of Albuquerque...Copy !req
143. when we can put this big a dent
in the local drug trade.Copy !req
144. Well, that's unusual, isn't it?
That kind of cash?Copy !req
145. Well, it's not the most we ever took.
It's easy money, till we catch you.Copy !req
146. Walt, just say the word
and I'll take you on a ride-along.Copy !req
147. You can watch us knock down
a meth lab, huh?Copy !req
148. Get a little excitement in your life.Copy !req
149. Yeah, someday.Copy !req
150. Which one's this?Copy !req
151. That faux-Lalique vase
I picked up at the Super-Swap.Copy !req
152. How's it doing?Copy !req
153. Well, I met my reserve
and there's still two minutes.Copy !req
154. What's up?Copy !req
155. You tell me, birthday boy.Copy !req
156. Oh, hey, so, what's up for Saturday?Copy !req
157. Car wash.
Bogdan says he needs me.Copy !req
158. - Till what time? Noon, 1-ish?
- Probably 2, more like it.Copy !req
159. And then what after that?Copy !req
160. Actually...Copy !req
161. I was thinking of driving up
to Los Alamos. They've got this—Copy !req
162. The visitor center has an exhibit on
that's really supposed to be—Copy !req
163. - You're not gonna paint?
- No, I'll paint.Copy !req
164. It's just that this—Copy !req
165. You know, this exhibition
on the Mars-rover photographs are...Copy !req
166. I mean, the detail
really is just supposed to be amazing.Copy !req
167. It's just that I really need you to paint
at some point.Copy !req
168. The sooner that back bedroom
gets finished...Copy !req
169. I know.Copy !req
170. And I'd do it myself, except you don't
want me on the stepladder.Copy !req
171. - I will paint.
- Okay.Copy !req
172. - What is going on down there?
- No, it's—Copy !req
173. Is he asleep?Copy !req
174. No, it's nothing. He's just...Copy !req
175. You know. Well, you gotta be careful
about the baby and—Copy !req
176. Well, don't worry about the baby.
This is just for you.Copy !req
177. We are just doing you tonight.Copy !req
178. So just close your eyes...Copy !req
179. relax, and let it...Copy !req
180. - Close your eyes.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
181. Okay.Copy !req
182. There you go.Copy !req
183. That's it.Copy !req
184. That's it.Copy !req
185. There you go.Copy !req
186. Keep it going.Copy !req
187. Keep it going.Copy !req
188. Keep it going.Copy !req
189. Keep— Yes! Fifty-six.Copy !req
190. This is so embarrassing.
I am fine, honestly.Copy !req
191. It's just some bug going around.Copy !req
192. First, my wife had it, then my son,
and now me.Copy !req
193. It's just— It's just like a chest cold.Copy !req
194. Could be some low blood sugar
as well.Copy !req
195. I didn't have the greatest breakfast
this morning. Honestly, I didn't.Copy !req
196. Hey, listen, can you do me a favor?
Can you just...Copy !req
197. drop me off at a corner
somewhere?Copy !req
198. No, sorry.Copy !req
199. It's just that
I don't have the greatest insurance.Copy !req
200. Take a couple of deep breaths
for me.Copy !req
201. Is there anybody
you want us to contact for you?Copy !req
202. No. God, no.Copy !req
203. Lean forward for me, would you?Copy !req
204. - Mr. White, are you a smoker?
- No, never.Copy !req
205. Why do you ask?Copy !req
206. Mr. White?Copy !req
207. Mr. White?Copy !req
208. Yes?Copy !req
209. You understood
what I've just said to you?Copy !req
210. Yes.Copy !req
211. Lung cancer. Inoperable.Copy !req
212. I'm sorry. I just need to make sure
you fully understand.Copy !req
213. Best-case scenario, with chemo,
I'll live maybe another couple years.Copy !req
214. It's just...Copy !req
215. you've got mustard on your...Copy !req
216. Right there. You got mustard there.Copy !req
217. Right there.Copy !req
218. So my records show that I paid it...Copy !req
219. and I certainly don't feel
that we owe any late—Copy !req
220. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
221. Well, I'll check with the bank
and maybe the post office...Copy !req
222. if they lost it or something.Copy !req
223. Yeah, let me look into that. Okay.Copy !req
224. Thank you.Copy !req
225. Hey.Copy !req
226. Hey.Copy !req
227. Did you use the MasterCard
last month?Copy !req
228. Fifteen eighty-eight at Staples?Copy !req
229. We needed printer paper.Copy !req
230. Walt, the MasterCard's
the one we don't use.Copy !req
231. Okay.Copy !req
232. So how was your day?Copy !req
233. Oh, you know.Copy !req
234. I don't know. It was...Copy !req
235. fine.Copy !req
236. Hey, Walter.Copy !req
237. Walter.Copy !req
238. Walter. I'm shorthanded.
I need you outside to do wipe downs.Copy !req
239. - Come on.
- What?Copy !req
240. I said I need you
to do some wipe downs.Copy !req
241. Are you here to work,
or to stare at the skies?Copy !req
242. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
243. Come on, man.Copy !req
244. Fuck you, Bogdan.Copy !req
245. - What?
- I said, "fuck you." And your eyebrows.Copy !req
246. Wipe down this.Copy !req
247. Hank? Hank, it's Walt. Hey.Copy !req
248. Oh, listen. I didn't wake you, did I?Copy !req
249. Oh, good, good.Copy !req
250. Oh, no, no.
Nothing's wrong. I just...Copy !req
251. I've been thinking about
that offer of that ride-along.Copy !req
252. It's the last house on the right.
See it?Copy !req
253. Not the two-story one,
the one next to it.Copy !req
254. Kind of... I don't know,
what do you call that?Copy !req
255. - Green?
- Sage.Copy !req
256. Sage?Copy !req
257. Do you work at the fucking
Pottery Barn? Jesus.Copy !req
258. Sage. That's the word for it.Copy !req
259. My fault the only word
your dumb-ass knows is "green"?Copy !req
260. "Cheese-dick." I know that one.
How about that?Copy !req
261. Anyway, it's the sage one. See it?Copy !req
262. So, what tells you it's a meth lab?Copy !req
263. Just our snitch.Copy !req
264. Says some dude who
goes by "Cap'n Cook"...Copy !req
265. lives up to his name in there.Copy !req
266. Says he always adds
a dash of chili powder.Copy !req
267. You exuberant Mexicans.Copy !req
268. "Cap'n Cook"?
That's a white boy's name.Copy !req
269. Dopey as hell too.Copy !req
270. Yeah? I'll tell you what.Copy !req
271. I got you 20 bucks
that says he's a beaner.Copy !req
272. - All right.
- You're on.Copy !req
273. All right.
Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
274. All right. School bus is clear.
You got the green light.Copy !req
275. Copy that.Copy !req
276. Watch this. Makes them shit.Copy !req
277. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
278. Meth labs are nasty on a good day.Copy !req
279. You mix that shit wrong
and you got mustard gas.Copy !req
280. Phosphine gas.Copy !req
281. - I think.
- Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
282. One whiff will kill you.
That's why the respirators.Copy !req
283. House is clear.
One suspect in custody.Copy !req
284. Copy that. The suspect...Copy !req
285. might he be of
the Latino persuasion?Copy !req
286. Driver's license says
"Emilio Koyama."Copy !req
287. - Asian. Pay up, sucker.
- Hey, hey. First name, Emilio.Copy !req
288. That's at least half a beaner.Copy !req
289. Tell you what, I'll let you off for a 10.Copy !req
290. Cheer up, Gomey.Copy !req
291. - You people still got J. Lo.
- Hank.Copy !req
292. Do you think I might
get to go inside?Copy !req
293. See the actual lab?Copy !req
294. Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you what,
we're gonna go peek our heads in...Copy !req
295. check it out first.Copy !req
296. Stay here a minute. Let's go, Frank.Copy !req
297. Oh, God.Copy !req
298. Oh, God.Copy !req
299. Oh, my God.Copy !req
300. Pinkman?Copy !req
301. Cap'n.Copy !req
302. Hey. It's me. I'm alone.Copy !req
303. - How'd you find me?
- You're still in our filing system.Copy !req
304. So your aunt owns this place, right?Copy !req
305. I own it.Copy !req
306. Look, no one's looking for you.Copy !req
307. Why are you here?Copy !req
308. I was curious.Copy !req
309. Honestly, I never expected
you to amount to much...Copy !req
310. but methamphetamine?Copy !req
311. I didn't picture that.Copy !req
312. - There's a lot of money in it, huh?
- Don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
313. - No?
- Not a clue.Copy !req
314. Cap'n Cook?Copy !req
315. That's not you?Copy !req
316. Like I said,
no one is looking for you.Copy !req
317. Look, I don't know what you think
you're doing here, Mr. White.Copy !req
318. I mean, if you're planning
on giving me some...Copy !req
319. bull-winder about getting right
with Jesus or turning myself in—Copy !req
320. - Not really.
- High school was a long time ago.Copy !req
321. You ain't Welcome Back, Kotter,
so step off. No speeches.Copy !req
322. Short speech.Copy !req
323. You lost your partner today.
What's-his-name.Copy !req
324. Emilio?Copy !req
325. Emilio is going to prison.Copy !req
326. The DEA took all your money,
your lab.Copy !req
327. You've got nothing.Copy !req
328. Square one.Copy !req
329. But you know the business...Copy !req
330. and I know the chemistry.Copy !req
331. I'm thinking...Copy !req
332. maybe you and I could partner up.Copy !req
333. You wanna cook crystal meth?Copy !req
334. You.Copy !req
335. You and me.Copy !req
336. That's right.Copy !req
337. Either that, or I turn you in.Copy !req
338. - What the hell is this?
- Damned if I know.Copy !req
339. I described it as mosaic folk art.Copy !req
340. - And somebody bought it?
- Yeah, some guy in Minneapolis.Copy !req
341. Fourteen dollars plus shipping. Yes.Copy !req
342. At this rate,
in 50 or 60 years you'll be rich.Copy !req
343. - So how goes the novel?
- It's not a novel, actually, which I—Copy !req
344. You're not writing a novel?Copy !req
345. - You told me you were.
- No. Short stories.Copy !req
346. I said that if eventually
I have enough good ones...Copy !req
347. that maybe I'll try...Copy !req
348. and publish another collection.Copy !req
349. Those really didn't sell.Copy !req
350. I just thought a novel
would be easier to sell.Copy !req
351. Yeah, well, maybe so.Copy !req
352. Ever want me to read anything,
I could critique it for you.Copy !req
353. No.Copy !req
354. I mean, I'm just not
at that stage where I...Copy !req
355. - No.
- Open offer.Copy !req
356. - So, what's up with Walt lately?
- What do you mean? He's fine.Copy !req
357. He just seems...Copy !req
358. I don't know. Quieter than usual.Copy !req
359. Turning 50 is a big deal.Copy !req
360. I mean, I'm sure as hell
not looking forward to 40.Copy !req
361. You're gonna be a basket-case.Copy !req
362. - So it's a mid-life crisis.
- No. He's just quiet.Copy !req
363. - How's the sex?
- Marie, Jesus.Copy !req
364. I guess that answers that.Copy !req
365. You just gonna sit there?Copy !req
366. Look at this. Look at this.Copy !req
367. Kjeldahl-style recovery flask,
800 millilitres. Very rare.Copy !req
368. You got your usual paraphernalia,
Griffin beakers...Copy !req
369. your Erlenmeyer flask.
But the pièce de résistance...Copy !req
370. a round-bottom boiling flask,
5000 millilitres.Copy !req
371. I cook in one of those. A big one.Copy !req
372. One of these?Copy !req
373. No, this is an volumetric flask.
You wouldn't cook in one of these.Copy !req
374. - Yeah. I do.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
375. A volumetric flask is for
general mixing and titration.Copy !req
376. You wouldn't apply heat
to a volumetric flask.Copy !req
377. That's what a boiling flask is for.Copy !req
378. Did you learn nothing
from my chemistry class?Copy !req
379. No. You flunked me, remember?Copy !req
380. - No wonder.
- Prick.Copy !req
381. And let me tell you something else.
This ain't chemistry.Copy !req
382. Okay, this is art.Copy !req
383. Cooking is art...Copy !req
384. and the shit I cook is the bomb,
so don't be telling me.Copy !req
385. The shit you cook is shit.Copy !req
386. I saw your setup. Ridiculous.Copy !req
387. You and I will not make garbage.Copy !req
388. We will produce a chemically pure
and stable product...Copy !req
389. that performs as advertised.
No adulterants.Copy !req
390. - No baby formula. No chili powder.
- No, no. Chili P's my signature.Copy !req
391. Not anymore.Copy !req
392. Yeah, well, we'll see about that.Copy !req
393. - What the hell is this?
- Lab safety equipment.Copy !req
394. We're also gonna have
an emergency eye-wash station.Copy !req
395. These chemicals
and their fumes are toxic.Copy !req
396. In case you didn't you know that.Copy !req
397. Well, you can dress up
like a faggot if you want. Not me.Copy !req
398. Listen, this stuff doesn't
stay more than a day.Copy !req
399. - I thought we were gonna cook here.
- No, we're not gonna cook here.Copy !req
400. Okay, this is my house.
I don't shit where I eat.Copy !req
401. - Well, then where are we gonna work?
- You tell me.Copy !req
402. This is your deal. You wanna smoke
it up, smoke it up at your house.Copy !req
403. No, I didn't think so. Oh, well.Copy !req
404. Well...Copy !req
405. what if we rented one of those
self-storage places?Copy !req
406. You know, those little orange garages?
Worked out of there?Copy !req
407. No, they're onto that.
They've got dogs that sniff around.Copy !req
408. RV, that's what you want.Copy !req
409. What, like a Winnebago?Copy !req
410. Yeah.Copy !req
411. I know a dude who wants to sell his.
He just goes camping with it.Copy !req
412. But a mobile meth lab?
That'd be the bomb.Copy !req
413. I mean, you can drive way out
in the boonies.Copy !req
414. Be all evasive.Copy !req
415. Dude, this isn't even 7 grand,
all right? My guy wants 85.Copy !req
416. This is all the money
I have in the world.Copy !req
417. You're a drug dealer. Negotiate.Copy !req
418. You are not how I remember
you from class.Copy !req
419. - I mean, like, not at all.
- Yeah, well, I gotta go.Copy !req
420. Wait. Wait. Hold up.Copy !req
421. Tell me why you're doing this.
Seriously.Copy !req
422. - Why do you do it?
- Money, mainly.Copy !req
423. - There you go.
- No, come on, man.Copy !req
424. Some straight like you,
giant stick up his ass...Copy !req
425. all a sudden at age, what, 60,
he's just gonna break bad?Copy !req
426. - I'm 50.
- It's weird, is all.Copy !req
427. Okay, it doesn't compute. Listen...Copy !req
428. if you've gone crazy or something...Copy !req
429. I mean, if you've gone crazy,
or depressed.Copy !req
430. I'm just saying.Copy !req
431. That's something
I need to know about.Copy !req
432. Okay, I mean, that affects me.Copy !req
433. I am awake.Copy !req
434. What?Copy !req
435. Buy the RV.Copy !req
436. We start tomorrow.Copy !req
437. How's it coming in there?Copy !req
438. Fine.Copy !req
439. Do you want me or your dad?Copy !req
440. Dad.Copy !req
441. So how are those feeling in the waist?
Are they too tight?Copy !req
442. You don't want to get them
if they're too tight.Copy !req
443. They're— They're pretty shrunk.Copy !req
444. Are you sure you don't want the—?
Like a different kind?Copy !req
445. Like, you know, the skinny jeans...Copy !req
446. because those are in style.
The skaters wear them.Copy !req
447. - Do I look like a skater?
- All right.Copy !req
448. Mom, get them, my big-boy pants.Copy !req
449. Mommy, could you zip up
my big-boy pants?Copy !req
450. - Don't.
- What?Copy !req
451. - Don't.
- Walt.Copy !req
452. I have no idea.Copy !req
453. No, you know what?
Don't even look at them.Copy !req
454. - They're obviously very stupid.
- Yep.Copy !req
455. Yeah.Copy !req
456. I think that— I think those jeans
look really good on you.Copy !req
457. I think you should get them
if you like them, okay?Copy !req
458. Why don't you hang out here
for a second? I'll be right back.Copy !req
459. Fine.Copy !req
460. Hey, Mommy, I think I pinched a loaf
in my brand-new big-boy pants.Copy !req
461. - What are you doing?
- What's wrong? Having trouble walking?Copy !req
462. Get off me! Get off me!Copy !req
463. I'll mess you up, man.Copy !req
464. You'll have one shot.
You'd better make it good.Copy !req
465. You waiting for your girlfriends?
Better go.Copy !req
466. You'd better go. Take it.
Take your shot. Take it!Copy !req
467. Come on.Copy !req
468. - Come on.
- Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
469. Let's go.Copy !req
470. Psycho.Copy !req
471. Yeah, nothing but cows.Copy !req
472. Got some big cow house
way out that way, like two miles...Copy !req
473. but I don't see nobody.Copy !req
474. - "Cow house"?
- Yeah. Where they live.Copy !req
475. The cows.Copy !req
476. Whatever, man.
Shit, yeah. Let's cook here.Copy !req
477. Cow house.Copy !req
478. God help me.Copy !req
479. - What are you doing?
- These are my good clothes.Copy !req
480. You can't go home
smelling like a meth lab.Copy !req
481. Yeah, you can. I do.Copy !req
482. Those? Those...
You're keeping those on, right?Copy !req
483. Come on. Daylight's burning.Copy !req
484. Oh, my God.Copy !req
485. Wow, this is a good look for you.Copy !req
486. I mean, you're maybe only
the world's second-biggest homo.Copy !req
487. Would you shut up and help me?Copy !req
488. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
489. - Work it. Baby, work it.
- Turn that off.Copy !req
490. This is glass-grade.Copy !req
491. You got— Jesus, you got crystals
in here 2 inches, 3 inches long.Copy !req
492. This is pure glass.Copy !req
493. You're a goddamn artist.Copy !req
494. This is art, Mr. White.Copy !req
495. Well, actually,
it's just basic chemistry...Copy !req
496. but thank you, Jesse.
I'm glad it's acceptable.Copy !req
497. Acceptable?
You're the goddamn Iron Chef.Copy !req
498. Every jibhead from here to Timbuktu's
gonna want a taste.Copy !req
499. - Man, I gotta try this.
- No. No.Copy !req
500. No. We only sell it. We don't use it.Copy !req
501. Okay, since when?Copy !req
502. Listen, you've been watching
way too much Miami Vice.Copy !req
503. That ain't happening.Copy !req
504. So, what now?Copy !req
505. How do we proceed?Copy !req
506. We cook more tomorrow.Copy !req
507. Meantime...Copy !req
508. I know just the guy to talk to.Copy !req
509. Get him. Come on.Copy !req
510. Hey, yo. Kraze, how you doing,
my man?Copy !req
511. Hey, you got a new dog.
Right on, man.Copy !req
512. What's his name?Copy !req
513. Yeah, I had a dog like that once,
except maybe like twice as big.Copy !req
514. Super-purebred.Copy !req
515. Now, me personally, I would train him
to go straight for the nutsack.Copy !req
516. Just shut your mouth
and show me your money.Copy !req
517. I ain't buying, ése.Copy !req
518. I'm selling.Copy !req
519. Tell me that ain't the finest scante
you ever laid eyes on.Copy !req
520. Go ahead. Try it.Copy !req
521. Hey, poochie. How you doing?Copy !req
522. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
523. Yeah. Booya! See, what'd I say?Copy !req
524. - It's all right.
- It's all right?Copy !req
525. It's all right? Yeah, it's all right.Copy !req
526. - So what? You're back in business?
- Hell, yeah, I'm back.Copy !req
527. With a vengeance.
Vato loco gotta make a living.Copy !req
528. You know, with your cousin
gone away and all...Copy !req
529. And listen, homes, about that...Copy !req
530. Really broke me up about Emilio.Copy !req
531. That dude is like my brother.Copy !req
532. - You okay? You talk to him?
- Yeah, I talk to him.Copy !req
533. Said when the feds came, you were
out sticking it in some neighbor lady.Copy !req
534. - Hey, you know, I got lucky twice.
- I don't know, man.Copy !req
535. Emilio...Copy !req
536. he thinks maybe
you dimed on him.Copy !req
537. Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
That is bullshit.Copy !req
538. That is bullshit, Krazy, eh?Copy !req
539. I should kick his punk ass
for even thinking that.Copy !req
540. You know what? Next time
you talk to Emilio...Copy !req
541. you tell him for me, all right?Copy !req
542. Why don't you tell him yourself?
Made bail this morning.Copy !req
543. Go ahead, pendejo. Kick my ass.Copy !req
544. Hey, listen—Copy !req
545. Where did you get this?Copy !req
546. Because I know your little punk ass
didn't cook it.Copy !req
547. Damn, man. What are you,
some kind of nudist?Copy !req
548. Yeah, that's some stone-fine tick-tick
you been cooking there, ése.Copy !req
549. How about you come work for me?Copy !req
550. I'd be willing to sell it to you...Copy !req
551. if the price is right.Copy !req
552. Out here all by yourself, huh?Copy !req
553. Hey, I know you.
He was there when I got busted.Copy !req
554. - He's with the DEA.
- No.Copy !req
555. You rata snitch motherfucker.Copy !req
556. Run, Mr. White! Run!Copy !req
557. I say we cap them both.Copy !req
558. You really cook up that batch?Copy !req
559. - Yeah.
- You an artist.Copy !req
560. - It's a damn shame.
- Wait.Copy !req
561. Wait a minute.Copy !req
562. Listen to me.
I'll teach you my recipe, huh?Copy !req
563. What do you say?
You wanna cook like me?Copy !req
564. You let us both live...Copy !req
565. and I will teach you, huh?Copy !req
566. Put the cigarette out.Copy !req
567. Please...Copy !req
568. Move it, homes. Ain't got all day.Copy !req
569. Okay.Copy !req
570. Shit!Copy !req
571. What happened?Copy !req
572. Hey, what'd you do to them?Copy !req
573. Red phosphorus in the presence
of moisture and accelerated by heat...Copy !req
574. yields phosphorus hydride.Copy !req
575. Phosphine gas.Copy !req
576. One good whiff and...Copy !req
577. We gotta...Copy !req
578. We gotta clean this up.Copy !req
579. Where were you?Copy !req
580. Walt...Copy !req
581. I don't know what's
been going on with you lately...Copy !req
582. - ... but—
- Nothing, honey. I'm fine.Copy !req
583. Whatever it is, I'll tell you this.Copy !req
584. I do not like it
when you don't talk to me.Copy !req
585. The worst thing you can do
is shut me out.Copy !req
586. Walt...Copy !req
587. Oh, Walt, is that you?Copy !req