1. He didn't look
how I expected him to look.Copy !req
2. He was older, greyer.Copy !req
3. Not as intimidating.Copy !req
4. But when he spoke,Copy !req
5. the way he looked at me,Copy !req
6. I could tell…Copy !req
7. he was a man capable of things.Copy !req
8. Mr Mc… Mr McCann.Copy !req
9. You, Vincent…Copy !req
10. are the shit on my shoe.Copy !req
11. An irritation, unpleasant,
has to be dealt with.Copy !req
12. Can't go around with shit on your shoe.Copy !req
13. It ruins the overall effect.Copy !req
14. Try scraping it off, but…Copy !req
15. a bit always lingers in the cracks.Copy !req
16. So… in the end, inevitable,Copy !req
17. no way round it,
you have to remove the shoe.Copy !req
18. And deal with the shit properly.Copy !req
19. Number one, you stay out of my life,
away from anything I'm involved in.Copy !req
20. If I even hear your name again,
you're done.Copy !req
21. You… or those you love.Copy !req
22. Number two, for the pony,Copy !req
23. for the money you may or may not
have stolen from Glen Glenson…Copy !req
24. my money… I want compensation.Copy !req
25. 20k this month.Copy !req
26. No ifs, no buts.Copy !req
27. You've got a weed business.Copy !req
28. Sell weed, sell your mother,
sell your arse. I don't fuckin' care.Copy !req
29. Money.Copy !req
30. Yeah.Copy !req
31. Do you know, the ironic thing isCopy !req
32. his shoe did actually smell
a little bit like shit.Copy !req
33. That's scary. You wanna be careful.Copy !req
34. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
35. Well, me mum always used to say,Copy !req
36. you should never give in
to a bully, you know.Copy !req
37. Mind you, she also used to say
that goat jizz cured cancer.Copy !req
38. She was never the gospel of good advice.Copy !req
39. Oi! Jimmy Savile, move along!Copy !req
40. - Eh?
- Staring at the kids.Copy !req
41. Fiddlin' with yourself.Copy !req
42. - I weren't fiddlin' with myself.
- I was here, watchin' ya.Copy !req
43. I saw you put your hand in your pocketCopy !req
44. and you were messin' with it.Copy !req
45. I were just loosening the elastic
on my boxers. They're diggin' in.Copy !req
46. You were fiddlin',
and you were stroking it.Copy !req
47. Hang on, I weren't strokin' meself.Copy !req
48. On your way, perv!Copy !req
49. Oi! That's me little lad over there.Copy !req
50. I was keeping me eye out…
D'you know? Forget about it.Copy !req
51. I know a fiddler when I see one
and you were fiddlin'.Copy !req
52. Imagine just finding out you're a dad.Copy !req
53. I honestly… I hope I don't fucking
hand any of this shit on.Copy !req
54. I mean… I mean, fucking hell…Copy !req
55. - Could you take a look at this?
- What?Copy !req
56. - Just take a look at this.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
57. - Tell me if you've seen anything like it.
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
58. - Here. Take a look. Look at that.
- For fuck's sake!Copy !req
59. - It's horrible, isn't it?
- Yes, it is horrible.Copy !req
60. - It was this girl the other night.
- Fuck! Whoa!Copy !req
61. Why's it so sore?
What, you been bashing it about?Copy !req
62. No, I haven't been bashing it about.Copy !req
63. - Why does it look like that?
- I think she had a piercing.Copy !req
64. - Oh, dude.
- Or a scab. I hope it wasn't a scab.Copy !req
65. - That looks really sore, man.
- Bloody is sore.Copy !req
66. - Had any cream on it or anything?
- I've had a hydrocortisone.Copy !req
67. - It's not working.
- All right. Yeah. Whoa!Copy !req
68. - Yeah.
- There!Copy !req
69. - Balls as well.
- Look at that!Copy !req
70. - Let's put it away now.
- It's spreading.Copy !req
71. All right.Copy !req
72. - Let's just sheave it.
- Sorry.Copy !req
73. You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
74. You've done it. Of course I mind,
it's wildly unprofessional.Copy !req
75. - I'm supposed to… What?
- That's fatherhood for you.Copy !req
76. Fuckin' unbelievable!Copy !req
77. - Rubbish.
- I'm telling you. He'll back me up.Copy !req
78. Two separate occasions?Copy !req
79. - Two separate occasions.
- Same otter?Copy !req
80. Will you tell her the story?
It's your story.Copy !req
81. You just told it.Copy !req
82. Fucking Terry Nutkins,
the bloke from The Really Wild ShowCopy !req
83. got his finger bitten off by an otter.Copy !req
84. Went back a year later,
same otter bit the other finger off.Copy !req
85. - Mate, there is no way this happened.
- It happened.Copy !req
86. Dozy bugger. It's bitten him once.
What's he stickin' it in again for?Copy !req
87. Aye-aye.Copy !req
88. She don't look like
she's in the right pub.Copy !req
89. Fuck.Copy !req
90. I'm not here. Get rid of her.Copy !req
91. - Hello, boys.
You're after Tommo, are you?Copy !req
92. He's just gone.
He's literally just ran over there.Copy !req
93. - I'm not shaggin' her.
- You can use the disabled toilet.Copy !req
94. He can't. There's 26 satellite
dishes in there.Copy !req
95. - And by the way, I want them moved.
- Mm.Copy !req
96. - Hi, Tommo.
- 'Ey up, Daffne.Copy !req
97. You dropped something?Copy !req
98. While you're down there…Copy !req
99. It's all right.Copy !req
100. - It's Vinnie I want.
- Hmm?Copy !req
101. - So, go on, what can we do for you?
- Business, Vinnie.Copy !req
102. I hear that you're a man
that can get things done,Copy !req
103. so how about you buy me a drink
and I'll tell you my proposition?Copy !req
104. - What do you want? A pint of cider?Copy !req
105. G&T would be lovely.Copy !req
106. Plenty of ice, go easy on the tonic
and give me a twist of lemon.Copy !req
107. As you're aware, my husband,
he's a very unpleasant man.Copy !req
108. He's manipulative, conniving…Copy !req
109. - sexually immoral.
- Yeah, I can vouch for that.Copy !req
110. And we're currently engaged inCopy !req
111. a very bitter
and acrimonious maintenance battle.Copy !req
112. The bastard won't pay me what
he should. Not to me or to me kids.Copy !req
113. His own flesh and blood.
He's denying them the very basics.Copy !req
114. So I wanna hit him where it fuckin' hurts.Copy !req
115. His fish.Copy !req
116. - His fish?
- Koi carp.Copy !req
117. He keeps them in a special aquarium
in a fish shed since the divorce.Copy !req
118. - Involving his fish is a bit harsh.
- Those fish broke up our marriage.Copy !req
119. Well, that and the prostitutes,
and the doggin'.Copy !req
120. I mean, he'd shag the bloody things
if it wasn't illegal.Copy !req
121. I don't… I don't think it is illegal.Copy !req
122. It's gotta be, man.
Bestiality, or summat like that.Copy !req
123. And how would you even do that?
Where would it go?Copy !req
124. I'm googling it.Copy !req
125. JJ, stop googling shit like that, man.Copy !req
126. Someone checks your phone,
you're gonna be in some trouble.Copy !req
127. We've had this chat. What do you
want us to do? Rob 'em or what?Copy !req
128. Rob 'em? No. I want them dead.Copy !req
129. - Dead?
- Dead.Copy !req
130. Well, the thing is,
we're thieves, primarily.Copy !req
131. Fish murder doesn't come under
our remit. You know what I mean?Copy !req
132. You go fishing. He's always at it.Copy !req
133. - That's not the same.
- Why not?Copy !req
134. Because I either eat them
or I throw them back.Copy !req
135. Well, eat these.Copy !req
136. Mount them on the wall.
Do what you like. I don't care.Copy !req
137. I just want them dead because…Copy !req
138. Well, because of everything
that man's ever put me through.Copy !req
139. - What are you doin'? Stop doin' that.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
140. - Are you tryin' to cry?
- Pardon?Copy !req
141. - Are you pretending to cry?
- Pardon?Copy !req
142. You don't have to do that,
we'll kill his fish.Copy !req
143. What? Will we?Copy !req
144. Yeah, but we need more than that.Copy !req
145. This now.Copy !req
146. Same again when it's done. Deal?Copy !req
147. Deal.Copy !req
148. - Call me when it's done.
- Mm.Copy !req
149. Tommo…Copy !req
150. …just call me.Copy !req
151. - Yeah, it's pretty much illegal.Copy !req
152. Bloke did it with a dolphin once.Copy !req
153. Mm.Copy !req
154. - Hired killers now, are we?
- No, because I was thinking,Copy !req
155. we're gonna sell them fish.
If he's an enthusiast,Copy !req
156. they're gonna be good quality,
aren't they? Ask him.Copy !req
157. Yeah? So, we nick 'em, sell 'em,
tell her they're dead, easy money.Copy !req
158. - Who's payin' for her drink?
Tommo.Copy !req
159. Is this a good idea?Copy !req
160. Of course it is.
It's practically free money.Copy !req
161. We need all the help we can
to pay McCann back.Copy !req
162. Yeah, which is why I'm doing
the disabled poker tournament.Copy !req
163. - Do you need that blue badge?
- No, I've got last year's.Copy !req
164. In case you need remindin',
it was stealin' a small animalCopy !req
165. - that landed us in this shit.
- I know, but this is different.Copy !req
166. - How is it different?
- It's different 'cause we know Bishop.Copy !req
167. Well, fuckin' Tommo knows Bishop.
I mean, essentially he's a knobhead.Copy !req
168. He's a fish enthusiast who likes
getting spanked, know what I mean?Copy !req
169. Yeah, right, well, I'll catch
you later. We'll talk logistics.Copy !req
170. Can I just use your bog for a quick pee?Copy !req
171. - Hiya.
- Hi.Copy !req
172. You all right?Copy !req
173. Hi. I'm just doing some revision.Copy !req
174. - Stick t'kettle on, will you?
- I thought you just needed a pee.Copy !req
175. While I'm here, you know what I mean?Copy !req
176. No wonder you're always pissin'.Copy !req
177. All right, babe?Copy !req
178. Right, this has to stop.Copy !req
179. - What?
- You appearin'.Copy !req
180. Stop ignoring me.Copy !req
181. I'm not ignoring you.
You're like a fuckin' stalker.Copy !req
182. Because I wanna see him.Copy !req
183. - You can't.
- Erin.Copy !req
184. No. Look, things go on as they were,
no-one knows and no-one will.Copy !req
185. Honestly, for a second,
just imagine how he'd feel.Copy !req
186. He doesn't have to know.Copy !req
187. I'm after one day.
One day as Uncle Vinnie.Copy !req
188. Fuck's sake.
I wish I'd never told you now.Copy !req
189. You should have told me
six fuckin' year ago.Copy !req
190. I'm after one day.Copy !req
191. No. You'll end up telling him, Vin,
and it'll screw with his head.Copy !req
192. - I'm not gonna tell—
- It will screw with his head.Copy !req
193. He don't know who his dad is.Copy !req
194. The only man he needs in his life
is your best mate.Copy !req
195. What about the one
that grows in your belly?Copy !req
196. The one he doesn't even know about?Copy !req
197. - That's none of your fuckin' business.
- I know,Copy !req
198. - but he has a right to know, Erin.
- Why has he?Copy !req
199. Why? Has he ever once expressed
his desire to have a child with me?Copy !req
200. To be a father? To be responsible? No.Copy !req
201. Erin?Copy !req
202. Brew's ready.Copy !req
203. Okay.Copy !req
204. One day.Copy !req
205. I'll think about it.Copy !req
206. So, who's this bloody buyer, then?Copy !req
207. Just a bloke online. He does a podcast.
Oh, man, I love it.Copy !req
208. - You listen to a fishing podcast, do ya?
- Yeah. It's not just fishing.Copy !req
209. There's golf, there's TT,
Taekwondo as well.Copy !req
210. - Do they do one for S&M?
- How much is he paying?Copy !req
211. - Well, it depends.
- On what?Copy !req
212. - Bloodline.
- Bloodline?Copy !req
213. Yeah. Well, you know, pedigree.Copy !req
214. It's like dogs, bruv.
Top quality koi carp.Copy !req
215. - They've got a desirable bloodline.
- All right, nuts and bolts.Copy !req
216. - How we gonna steal 'em?
- Okay.Copy !req
217. Main thing,
and I know it might sound obvious,Copy !req
218. but gotta keep them alive, yeah?Copy !req
219. Transporting fish from a fish shed
to here is fraught with problems.Copy !req
220. - Lesson No.1, boys. Fish hate volatility.
- Don't we all?Copy !req
221. Well, count me out,
I'm playing poker and I need to prepare.Copy !req
222. - Typical.
- I'm in. What do we need?Copy !req
223. We need tanks, filters, pumps.Copy !req
224. And it needs setting up in that van
before we lift the carp.Copy !req
225. - How much is that gonna cost?
- Well, a lot.Copy !req
226. There's no point doing the job
if it's that much outlay, is there?Copy !req
227. - Why don't we just kill 'em?
- Yeah.Copy !req
228. - Why don't we just kill 'em?
- No, listen, listen.Copy !req
229. There will be profit. All right?
There'll be profit.Copy !req
230. If they're good fish, a grand apiece.Copy !req
231. - A grand a… A grand apiece?
- A grand?Copy !req
232. My spanking bench was only 600
and that's stainless steel.Copy !req
233. - I still don't fancy shelling outCopy !req
234. for all that gear.Copy !req
235. Shit. I've had an idea.
Does Jim still have Pinky and Perky?Copy !req
236. Certainly not Pinky and Perky.Copy !req
237. - Yeah.
Definitely count me out.Copy !req
238. Mate, you're insane.
They fractured Cardi's shoulder.Copy !req
239. Where is the fat chuff, anyway?Copy !req
240. - Guess who?Copy !req
241. Er, soft hands.Copy !req
242. Faint whiff of hummus. Jake.Copy !req
243. You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
244. - So, proposition for you.
- Er, go on.Copy !req
245. How do you fancy being my girlfriend?Copy !req
246. Just for the day, fake girlfriend.Copy !req
247. No sex necessary,
unless you absolutely insist.Copy !req
248. - Why do you need a fake girlfriend?
- For a wedding.Copy !req
249. My cousin. They asked months ago
if I was bringing someoneCopy !req
250. and I don't know why but I said
I was seeing a girl called Meghan.Copy !req
251. - Meghan?
- Yeah.Copy !req
252. - How very royal.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
253. So, you're seriously asking me
to be Meghan for the day?Copy !req
254. Yeah. Free food, free booze.Copy !req
255. You get to wear a nice dressCopy !req
256. and hang out in a posh hotel in Wilmslow.Copy !req
257. - When is it?
- Saturday.Copy !req
258. Can't.Copy !req
259. Ah! Come on, it'll be fun.
My cousin's fiancé's Scottish.Copy !req
260. All the men are wearing kilts.Copy !req
261. Are you seriously gonna miss
seeing me in a kilt?Copy !req
262. Sorry. Saturday's out.Copy !req
263. - Send me a photo.Copy !req
264. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
265. I'm bringing these back.Copy !req
266. They're geese.Copy !req
267. - Take a trolley.
- I want my money back.Copy !req
268. - But we don't sell geese.
- I've got the receipts.Copy !req
269. I mean, not on me
but, you know, somewhere.Copy !req
270. Think about going
and getting your manager.Copy !req
271. You can have these back.Copy !req
272. Yeah. Get out of here! Mental. Crazy.Copy !req
273. Get 'em! Hey!Copy !req
274. Sir, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have
to get your geese out of the store.Copy !req
275. You sold 'em to me, sunshine.Copy !req
276. - You neglected to mention they're vicious.
- We don't sell geese.Copy !req
277. We sell rabbits and
we sell hamsters and… Grab him.Copy !req
278. - Ow!Copy !req
279. Hey, Curly-Sue,
getting up in my grill. Liam!Copy !req
280. Don't flick my badge.Copy !req
281. - Don't flick my badge.
- I'll flick your badge again, mate.Copy !req
282. - Don't flick my badge.
- I'll flick your badge all day.Copy !req
283. He's going for it.Copy !req
284. - What about Tommo?
- Never mind him.Copy !req
285. He's having a great time.Copy !req
286. All right!Copy !req
287. Can I at least have a credit note?Copy !req
288. All right. Fast as you can.
I'll ring if anyone arrives back.Copy !req
289. Just need a little push.Copy !req
290. - Code.
- Er, zero-two-two-six.Copy !req
291. - Asia's longest-living fish.Copy !req
292. Koi Hanako.Copy !req
293. - It's got this amazing—
- Just get the fish.Copy !req
294. Wow.Copy !req
295. This is…Copy !req
296. Oh, man, look at how perfect they are.Copy !req
297. Oh, he's done such a good job.Copy !req
298. This is the work
of a true fish-lover, this.Copy !req
299. I've got to be honest,
I'm not sure I can take 'em.Copy !req
300. You what?Copy !req
301. It's not right. I mean, look at them,
the beauty that he's created.Copy !req
302. He comes in here…Copy !req
303. and he's happy.Copy !req
304. He's truly happy.Copy !req
305. Give me the chuffin' bucket!Copy !req
306. Mm. No, no, no.Copy !req
307. Go back inside.Copy !req
308. Perfect. Oh, man,
these are such beautiful fish.Copy !req
309. You googled it, dickhead, it's illegal.Copy !req
310. - Shit.Copy !req
311. - Yeah?Copy !req
312. How long you gonna be?Copy !req
313. - Got a nosy neighbour who's seen the gate.
- How long we gonna be?Copy !req
314. - Two minutes.
- Two minutes.Copy !req
315. Shit. I'll have to head him off.Copy !req
316. - Excuse me. Sorry to bother you.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
317. Ey, it's all right.
I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
318. - I'm just looking for Mount View Crescent.
- Mount View Crescent?Copy !req
319. - Never heard of it, sorry.
- I'm tryin' to find my nan's house.Copy !req
320. Bloody satnav's brought me
down the wrong way.Copy !req
321. - You don't know where it is?
- Never heard of it.Copy !req
322. - Oh! What is it?Copy !req
323. - Are you okay? Where's the pain?Copy !req
324. - It's just down my side there.
- Is it a sharp pain?Copy !req
325. It is a sharp pain, yeah.
It's, I don't know, a twisted bowel.Copy !req
326. - Oh.
- Yes, it's how my dad went.Copy !req
327. - Can I do anything for you?
- Whoa!Copy !req
328. You're gonna have to ring an ambulance.Copy !req
329. You're gonna have to ring an ambulance.Copy !req
330. - An ambulance?
- Yeah.Copy !req
331. L-L-Look, erm, yes, yes.
I will, yes. Stay there.Copy !req
332. Thanks, man. Thank you.Copy !req
333. Shit.Copy !req
334. Ash, come on. Get a shift on, mate.Copy !req
335. Oi! You chaps!Copy !req
336. I'm calling the police!Copy !req
337. Maureen! Maureen! Intruders!Copy !req
338. Stay indoors and call the authorities!Copy !req
339. They could be armed.
Don't come out here, whatever you do!Copy !req
340. Liar! Maureen, it's thieves.Copy !req
341. Dial 999.Copy !req
342. Vinnie, slow down, man.
There's water splashing everywhere.Copy !req
343. You're gonna have one flopping out.Copy !req
344. How am I gonna get away
at this speed?Copy !req
345. I'm really sorry, fishes.
Please don't die, yeah?Copy !req
346. Any chance of stopping
for chips on the way home, Vin?Copy !req
347. All right. So what if I said
I wanted a grand a fish?Copy !req
348. - I'd laugh in your face.
- Piss off. I saw the glint in your eye.Copy !req
349. You want these bloody swimmers.
Especially that big fella there.Copy !req
350. Look, these three, they're not
worth much, common as chip paper.Copy !req
351. Now, these two, nice fish, unusual, but…Copy !req
352. These four. Her, her, her,Copy !req
353. and especially her…Copy !req
354. they're the sweethearts.Copy !req
355. Give you two grand for the lot.Copy !req
356. - Eight.
- Three.Copy !req
357. - Seven.
- Four.Copy !req
358. Six. May God strike me dead.
I swear to God I won't take a penny less.Copy !req
359. - Five.
- Done.Copy !req
360. So, er, what days are you open down here?Copy !req
361. - Hmm?Copy !req
362. Paid to kill 'em. Paid to bloody sell 'em.Copy !req
363. That's double-bubble. I'm a bloody genius.
Fish genius is what I am.Copy !req
364. - Change your tuna.
- Oh.Copy !req
365. You're giving me a haddock.Copy !req
366. - Oh, Christ.
- Headache.Copy !req
367. It's bloody awful.Copy !req
368. - As good as his tuna one.
- Bloody terrible, Kath.Copy !req
369. Listen, you need to smash
that poker tournament tomorrow.Copy !req
370. Do that, we'll be bloody rolling in it.
We'll pay McCann what we owe him.Copy !req
371. We might even have
a bit of money left over.Copy !req
372. - Argh!
- What's up with you?Copy !req
373. - Hardwick! Russell Hardwick!
- Oi!Copy !req
374. Stop banging on stuff. Come here.
Fuckin' hell's teeth. Come here.Copy !req
375. I've worked hard for it
and I was earning m-money.Copy !req
376. All right. Now listen. Listen to me.
Calm down a bit. What's going on?Copy !req
377. He kicked me up the arse,
he stole all me money,Copy !req
378. - he called me a peasant.
- All right, now listen.Copy !req
379. Listen to me. Just tell me what happened.Copy !req
380. - I was selling the golf balls I recovered.
- Yeah.Copy !req
381. And everything w-was going well.Copy !req
382. And then he turns up, the orange prick.Copy !req
383. Oi. They're mine.Copy !req
384. My pond, my balls.Copy !req
385. - I… I found them.
- Get off my golf course now.Copy !req
386. - No, that's mine.Copy !req
387. You fat, fucking peasant.Copy !req
388. Mate, all right, come on. Give me a love.Copy !req
389. It's all right, it's all right,
it's all right.Copy !req
390. I wanted to earn moneyCopy !req
391. - to help with McCann.
- And you did.Copy !req
392. You did earn money
to help with McCann.Copy !req
393. Listen to me. He's a knobhead
and we're gonna sort him out.Copy !req
394. But we can't do that tonight.
Do you know why?Copy !req
395. 'Cause we're celebrating.
Gonna get you a beer.Copy !req
396. Gonna get you a kebab later.
You're not even supposed to have them.Copy !req
397. - Cardi, get a bloody round in.
- Come here. Stick that in your gob.Copy !req
398. Yeah. Today is a good day.Copy !req
399. Come on now.Copy !req
400. There they are,Copy !req
401. them are the buggers.Copy !req
402. Tommo. Got you, you fucker.Copy !req
403. Tsh! Tsh! Tsh! Tsh! Tsh!Copy !req
404. Right,
I am off on this poker trip.Copy !req
405. When are you back?
- Tomorrow morning.Copy !req
406. Will you win millions?Copy !req
407. Probably… billions! Rargh!Copy !req
408. I'm gonna come back tomorrow, yeah?Copy !req
409. I'm gonna pull out
a massive pile of notes,Copy !req
410. toss 'em in the air, and any you can
grab before your mum, you can keep.Copy !req
411. No chance. They're mine.
- Mine.Copy !req
412. - Fight you for it.Copy !req
413. Have a good day, yeah, my man.
Call you later.Copy !req
414. - Bye. Love you.
- Bye. Love you.Copy !req
415. - Play well.
- Play bad.Copy !req
416. Right, so today, you got a play-date
with your Auntie Kath.Copy !req
417. - That'll be fun, won't it?
- Have you?Copy !req
418. No, darling, no.Copy !req
419. Mummy's got important,
boring things to do.Copy !req
420. But, it'll be fun.Copy !req
421. You can eat crisps and drink lots of beer.Copy !req
422. - Not loads, though. Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
423. Mm.Copy !req
424. Erin. Shall we?Copy !req
425. I'm just gonna nip to the toilet.
I'll be two minutes.Copy !req
426. - Hello?
- Right. Tyler… today.Copy !req
427. Pick him up from Kath's,
you can have him till bedtime.Copy !req
428. No, wait. I didn't get to bed till 4:00.Copy !req
429. - Do you wanna have him or not?
- Yeah, but if you'd have told me,Copy !req
430. I wouldn't have mixed booze and pills.
You know how I get, love.Copy !req
431. All right, well, have fun.Copy !req
432. We can work out what
we'll tell Dylan later, okay?Copy !req
433. All right.Copy !req
434. Here he is! Hey! Here he is!Copy !req
435. Oh, fuckin' hell, my head.Copy !req
436. - You're killin' it, killin' it!Copy !req
437. No hands. All right,
say bye to Auntie Kath.Copy !req
438. - Bye.
- See you later.Copy !req
439. - What does Mummy not let you do?
- Blue ice cream?Copy !req
440. Blue ice cream? We can do better
than blue ice cream.Copy !req
441. What about… ride a tractor?
Or shoot a gun?Copy !req
442. Let's go and rob that bank over the road.Copy !req
443. Can I go to your house,
in the woods? I love it there.Copy !req
444. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
445. - Yeah? Don't wanna rob the bank?
- No.Copy !req
446. Loads of money in it.
Let's go and get a pastie.Copy !req
447. Wow! Look at this place.Copy !req
448. They're loaded. All right, then, Meghan.Copy !req
449. Come meet the family.Copy !req
450. - Stay down! Stay down!Copy !req
451. Nobody gets my biscuits.Copy !req
452. You'll wait there, ya pig.
Let me get them boobs out, quick.Copy !req
453. - Where's them boobs? Give 'em here.
- No, don't!Copy !req
454. - Little piglet! Hang on, dude.Copy !req
455. Piglet nips.Copy !req
456. - You all right, mate?
- Don't call me "mate", arsehole.Copy !req
457. Who's this?Copy !req
458. I've got 'im. Hmm. Tommo.Copy !req
459. Tied up in a secure location.Copy !req
460. - You don't get him back until I get Renee.
- Renee?Copy !req
461. The… The fish you stole.Copy !req
462. All right, well…Copy !req
463. What makes you think it was us?Copy !req
464. - CCTV.
- Shit.Copy !req
465. Oh, and Tommo admitted it
under questioning.Copy !req
466. 'Course he has.
You've done your research, clearly.Copy !req
467. - Go on, what do you want?
- I want her back. Hmm.Copy !req
468. And the others.Copy !req
469. But, Renee…Copy !req
470. she's a princess.Copy !req
471. Well, look, Mr Bishop, I'm sorry.Copy !req
472. I'm not sure how much Tommo's
told you, but she's died. She…Copy !req
473. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
474. Your ex paid us to kill 'em, so… we did.Copy !req
475. Yeah. She kinda fell out of this bucketCopy !req
476. and then she was floundering
around on the pavement.Copy !req
477. She bashed her own head in, you see,Copy !req
478. and we tried to get her back in,
but it was too late.Copy !req
479. She just suffocated.Copy !req
480. - Ju-Just…
- I'm, in this moment,Copy !req
481. I should have softened the blow.Copy !req
482. I should… I should've lied.Copy !req
483. I'm sorry.Copy !req
484. Yeah, I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
485. Hello?Copy !req
486. That's not good.Copy !req
487. - You killed Renee?
- Mm.Copy !req
488. Nah, she went on holiday.Copy !req
489. Go and get a biscuit.Copy !req
490. Look, boys, we know where he lives.Copy !req
491. I'd say we go round to his gaff,Copy !req
492. and just… ask him nicely
to give us Tommo back.Copy !req
493. We can't go round there without Renee.Copy !req
494. I'm tellin' you he's tapped.
How's he managed to kidnap Tommo?Copy !req
495. He's got a slate loose.Copy !req
496. What's the odds on getting 'em backCopy !req
497. - off the buyer?
- Zero.Copy !req
498. Well, then, just nick 'em back.Copy !req
499. - Mate, I don't even know where he lives.
- Fuck!Copy !req
500. I can't…Copy !req
501. What she look like?
- She's a fish. Speckled.Copy !req
502. - We could replace her.
- You can't just replace…Copy !req
503. Cardi, they're rare. We're not just
gonna find one in your nan's pond.Copy !req
504. You know what I mean?Copy !req
505. - Golf course.
- Eh?Copy !req
506. Russell Hardwick's pond,
there's loads of carp in there.Copy !req
507. Are you serious?
Are you sure they're carp?Copy !req
508. Of course I'm sure. They're morons.Copy !req
509. They've been g-g-getting
in my way all week.Copy !req
510. - How many are there?
- Ponds or carp?Copy !req
511. - Oh, for God's sake, carp.
- Hundreds.Copy !req
512. Hundreds? That's gotta be worth a shot.Copy !req
513. We need that McCann money.
Are there any white with red spots?Copy !req
514. - Get your diving gear.
- No way, Vin.Copy !req
515. - I'm not going back.
- Get your diving gear.Copy !req
516. This is your revenge on Hardwick.Copy !req
517. - He called you a fat peasant.
- N… No, way.Copy !req
518. - Just lend us the gear and he can do it.
- I'm not doing it.Copy !req
519. JJ, you're the fish freak.Copy !req
520. - I don't know what I am doing.
- No.Copy !req
521. Are you flippin' kidding me?Copy !req
522. - Ashley.
- I actually can't,Copy !req
523. because I've got a date to go on.Copy !req
524. You haven't got a date, have you?Copy !req
525. I'll steal 'em.
- Handsome.Copy !req
526. Will you? Right, get your coat on.Copy !req
527. - Right, Cardi, we need that suit.
- What? For him?Copy !req
528. Not for him, you moron, for me.
There's no time.Copy !req
529. It's not gonna fit on him,
he's only a child.Copy !req
530. - No time.
- It's tiny. It's not for him.Copy !req
531. Sorry.Copy !req
532. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
533. You comin' in with me?
No.Copy !req
534. Are you havin' a bloody laugh?
It's your idea.Copy !req
535. I haven't got my swim trunks.
- Good point.Copy !req
536. You keep watch, then. He's bloody useless.Copy !req
537. - So, you got a girlfriend?
- Eurgh!Copy !req
538. No, me neither.Copy !req
539. Fake girlfriend, eh? Was that your plan?Copy !req
540. Get me here, make your move?Copy !req
541. Or did you just wanna show me
all this, how the other half live?Copy !req
542. I just thought it might be fun.Copy !req
543. It's not even that I'm envious of it,Copy !req
544. or I wish I'd been born into it.Copy !req
545. I just don't see why I can't have
the opportunities you lot have got.Copy !req
546. To come to places like this,Copy !req
547. and talk about the stuff
you all talk about,Copy !req
548. without feeling like an imposter.Copy !req
549. - You're not.
- I am.Copy !req
550. And no matter how much I educate
myself, I'll never belong.Copy !req
551. Because people like me…Copy !req
552. make shit decisions.Copy !req
553. Shit decisions, shit mistakes.Copy !req
554. That's rubbish.Copy !req
555. Anyone can change their life. They can.Copy !req
556. You can rise up,
just like you can drop down.Copy !req
557. Of course, you're gonna say that,Copy !req
558. 'cause life's taught you
anything's possible.Copy !req
559. You think, I've had…Copy !req
560. - You think I've had everything easy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
561. Well, for one, you try being
this colour, in this country.Copy !req
562. What I'm saying is anything is possible.Copy !req
563. It's about the choices you make.Copy !req
564. You're doing everything right.Copy !req
565. - Am I?
- Yes.Copy !req
566. You are.Copy !req
567. Look, this isn't about me, it's about youCopy !req
568. and where you wanna be in five years.Copy !req
569. Write it down.Copy !req
570. Actually do it. Write it on some paper,Copy !req
571. fold it up, put it in your purse.Copy !req
572. Then make every single decision
get you to that place.Copy !req
573. You're a beautiful…Copy !req
574. - brilliant girl.
- Woman.Copy !req
575. - Woman.
- Yes.Copy !req
576. - Woman, sorry.
- Woman.Copy !req
577. - After you, madame.Copy !req
578. They're not as good, man.
They're not as unusual.Copy !req
579. They keep swimming off.Copy !req
580. Yeah, they're fish, man. They'll do that.Copy !req
581. - I need some help.
- Vin, I already told you, man,Copy !req
582. there's no way I'm getting into this lake.Copy !req
583. - It's bloody freezing.Copy !req
584. I'm gonna fuckin' kill him, man.Copy !req
585. Bloody shit. Where's that kid?Copy !req
586. - [JJ] I'm freezing.
You fell in the water.Copy !req
587. He slipped right in, didn't he?Copy !req
588. - All right, listen, listen.
- Stop, stop.Copy !req
589. Stop your diarrhoea song. Listen to me.Copy !req
590. We're gonna take the fish to his
backyard and put them in his tank.Copy !req
591. Then we're gonna have a word
about letting Tommo go.Copy !req
592. Are you gonna stay here, or come wi' us?Copy !req
593. [JJ] He's five, man.
You can't leave him here on his own.Copy !req
594. Looks like you're doing
your first break-in and entry.Copy !req
595. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Come on, then.Copy !req
596. - It's not workin', is it?Copy !req
597. No, man. Try it again. Zero-two-two-six.Copy !req
598. - Zero-two-two-six.Copy !req
599. Oh, no. Come on.Copy !req
600. Come out. I can see you.Copy !req
601. And I'm warning you, I am armed.Copy !req
602. All right. All right, we're coming out.Copy !req
603. Listen, we brought you
some carp there as a pea…Copy !req
604. What you wearing?Copy !req
605. As a peace offering.
Just have a look, they're nice.Copy !req
606. They're not Renee.Copy !req
607. Will you calm down a bit?
I've got a little lad with me here.Copy !req
608. Put the ornamental sword down.
Let's have a proper chat.Copy !req
609. - It's not ornamental.
- It looks ornamental.Copy !req
610. It's not. I have got some
ornamental ones, but this is real.Copy !req
611. Just sayin', from over there,
it looks ornamental.Copy !req
612. - It's not fucking ornamental.
- Will you mind your bloody language?Copy !req
613. Sorry. Your dad keeps saying this
is ornamental. It's not ornamental.Copy !req
614. - He's not my dad.
- Look at this.Copy !req
615. - What's ornamental?
- Pretend.Copy !req
616. - Where's Tommo?
- Wouldn't you like to know?Copy !req
617. - Yeah, I would.
I'm in here.Copy !req
618. - Tom? Come here, you.
- Step away.Copy !req
619. Come here, this side.Copy !req
620. Simmer down.Copy !req
621. Wanna check he's all right.
What are them shoes all about?Copy !req
622. Come on.Copy !req
623. Have you locked him in here?Copy !req
624. A delicate garden shed.Copy !req
625. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
626. Oh, for God's sake.Copy !req
627. Why didn't you break out?
And why are you half-naked?Copy !req
628. That bitch woman. Hmm.
Puttin' a hit out on my Renee.Copy !req
629. And you two murderers.
I'll take your heads clean off.Copy !req
630. - How'd you like that?
- Not with that. It's ornamental.Copy !req
631. It is not ornamental.Copy !req
632. - It looks ornamental.
- It's not ornamental!Copy !req
633. It looks ornamental.Copy !req
634. - It looks it.
- It isn't!Copy !req
635. Mr Bishop, just calm down, okay?Copy !req
636. Just, can you please look at the fish?Copy !req
637. All right? They're a good pedigree, man.Copy !req
638. And… man to man, yeah.Copy !req
639. I know how you feel about Renee.Copy !req
640. I know she was precious.
And I know she can never be replaced,Copy !req
641. but you know, a heart's
a fickle beast, Mr Bishop.Copy !req
642. Maybe, and this is a big maybe, right?
Give it a bit of time.Copy !req
643. One of these lovely, little ladies
will help you fill that void.Copy !req
644. Mm?Copy !req
645. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
646. It's cold out, isn't it?Copy !req
647. There's a good lad.Copy !req
648. - Gimme them.
- I'll do it.Copy !req
649. - You're gonna do it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
650. - You had a good time?
- The best.Copy !req
651. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
652. - We played monsters.
- And we had a sword fight.Copy !req
653. Yeah, don't tell your mum that.Copy !req
654. - Here she is.
- You should be in bed.Copy !req
655. Sorry, we had a bit too much fun.Copy !req
656. Right, go on, baby. Put your jamas on.Copy !req
657. No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
658. Come here right now and give me a snuggle.Copy !req
659. - Go on.
- Quick.Copy !req
660. Right, I'll see you soon.Copy !req
661. - Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
662. Good lad. Go on, get in.
Do as your mum says.Copy !req
663. It's bloody freezing.Copy !req
664. - I'll be up in a minute, okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
665. So? Where have you been with him?Copy !req
666. In fact, don't even bother.Copy !req
667. I know where you've been with him,
'cause Kath told me.Copy !req
668. - Nickin' fish.
- He had a good time.Copy !req
669. That's your day with him, is it?Copy !req
670. You asked for a day, I give you a day,Copy !req
671. and you introduce him
to a world of petty crime!Copy !req
672. You look nice.Copy !req
673. - Where have you been?
- A wedding.Copy !req
674. - A wedding?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
675. Was a fake girlfriend for a day.Copy !req
676. Favour to a friend. And, no,
before you ask, Dylan didn't know.Copy !req
677. - Was that Jake, was it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
678. - Dry run, to see how it feel?
- No.Copy !req
679. Then why the fuck do it, then?Copy !req
680. Because I felt like being
someone else for the day, Vin.Copy !req
681. He loves you, you know? Dylan.Copy !req
682. He's an idiot
and I know he doesn't tell ya.Copy !req
683. He doesn't tell you
how he really feels, but he does.Copy !req
684. He worships the ground you walk on.Copy !req
685. Trouble is, Vin, he loves you, too.Copy !req
686. How can I not be a part
of that kid's life, Erin?Copy !req
687. I can keep me gob shut
about not being his real dad,Copy !req
688. but I need days like this.Copy !req
689. You're gonna move…Copy !req
690. You're gonna move away,
you're gonna piss off.Copy !req
691. I am.Copy !req
692. I have to.Copy !req
693. I've never felt this way
about anyone since me mum.Copy !req
694. I really love him.Copy !req
695. You're breaking my heart, you are.
I don't want you to leave.Copy !req
696. I mean, I definitely don't want Dyl to go…Copy !req
697. To take Tyler, to take him away from me…Copy !req
698. I like how I'm third on your list.Copy !req
699. - Please, Erin.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
700. It's written down, all right?Copy !req
701. It's a life I wanna live.Copy !req
702. - Yeah.
- Vinnie… Vin…Copy !req
703. Oi! Arsehole! Do you mind telling me
why my husband is sending meCopy !req
704. gloating WhatsApps with this on them?Copy !req
705. I don't know. Let me have a look. Christ!Copy !req
706. - What is it?
- What is it?Copy !req
707. It's a fuckin' 35 grand fish,
that's what it is.Copy !req
708. - What?
- Super rare.Copy !req
709. Now he's acting like
he's grown a second dick.Copy !req
710. He says you got it for him.
I paid you to piss him off,Copy !req
711. not make his fuckin' year.
Well, I want it all back.Copy !req
712. Every last penny,
you useless, fucking fish killer.Copy !req
713. Let's have a big round of applauseCopy !req
714. - for our principal ballerina Cardi!Copy !req
715. - You all right, Vin?
- What's this ball bag doing here?Copy !req
716. He's meant to be down
for an eight-stretch.Copy !req
717. No-one wants to see Ronnie Croft thrive.Copy !req
718. He wreaks havoc.Copy !req
719. - Argh!
He ruins lives.Copy !req
720. Please tell me this
is some fucked-up sex thing.Copy !req
721. - That's what I just said.
- On the ground! Get on the ground now!Copy !req
722. It's so stupid no-one'd think anyone
would be daft enough to try it.Copy !req